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What is this?

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Happy holidays, Dwight.

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But do not open it
till Christmas.

4
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You're so pathetic.
How long did this
take you, three hours?

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Five minutes, actually.
I'm a black belt
in gift wrapping.

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Yeah, no such thing.

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They don't give out
black belts for
things that are stupid.

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Well, I hope it was worth it,

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because I'm going to
take it apart in
about five minutes.

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I think it'll
take you a little bit
longer than that.

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Really. If I can
skin a mule deer
in less than 10 minutes,

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I ought to be able to cut my...

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I'm sorry.
It's the largest
one I have.

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I will not be
the big guy
in the tiny hat.

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This is the first
Christmas party

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I'm throwing
as head of the Party
Planning Committee.

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The theme is Nights in Morocco.

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This isn't
your grandmother's
Christmas party.

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Unless of course
she's from Morocco,

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in which case
it's very accurate.

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Hey, Phyllis,
do I need this invite
to get into the party?

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Yes.
Awesome.

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I think this is
going to be the best
Christmas party ever.

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Angela, you're
going to move this
for the party, right?

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It's not on theme.

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It's the Nativity scene.

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All right.

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You can keep your camel,
sheep, elephant...
Hey.

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And the North African
king can stay.

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Everything else
goes in the drawer.

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I am not going to
judge Phyllis for
desecrating Christmas.

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There is one person
who will, though,

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and Phyllis just
stuffed him into a drawer.

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I need you to
get rid of the tree.

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But... But...
Thank you.

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Oh, I don't
think it's blackmail.

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Angela just does
what I ask her to do

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so I won't tell everyone
that she's cheating
on Andy with Dwight.

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I think for it to be blackmail,

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it would have to be
a formal letter.

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Ah, you brought in
your doll collection.

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These are not dolls, Jim.

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These are commodities,
same as gold or oil.

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Every year,
I do research to determine

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which toy will be
the most popular
of the Christmas season.

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This year, it's a doll.
Half-girl, half-unicorn.

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Catchphrase, "My horn
can pierce the sky!"

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Pathetic.

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I bought out every
store in the area over
the last couple of weeks.

50
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And as lazy parents
become more desperate,

51
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I will sell them
at an enormous profit.

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Isn't that right, princess?

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That's the Christmas spirit.

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I am simply punishing
those parents

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that would wait till
the last minute to give
their child a gift,

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and such a genetically
improbable one.

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Look at that.
How does that happen?

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The king has sex with a unicorn?

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Man with a horn has sex
with a royal horse?

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Yes.
Hey, is that
Princess Unicorn?

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I thought they were
all sold out.

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They are now.
Cool.

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My horn can pierce the sky!

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This is equal parts
scotch, absinthe,
rum, gin,

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vermouth, triple sec,
and two packs of Splenda.

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Call it a
"one of everything."

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Oh, my God!

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Hit me again!
All right.

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One more time around the block.

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I will grant you one wish.

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I wish you would
stop rubbing that lamp
in that creepy way.

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Stupid.
Everybody knows to ask
for 100 more wishes.

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Dumb.

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Hey, hey, Ang, check it out.

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There's a place in France
Where the naked ladies dance

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Really, Andy?
It's Christmas,

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and you're singing
about nudity and France.

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There's a hole in the wall
Where the men can see it all

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Jim, check that out.
What is it?

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That is vodka,
and I mixed it
with orange juice.

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I call it an
"orange vodjuiceka."

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Wow, that is delicious.
Yeah.

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I can't believe
no one's thought of that.
I know!

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Belly dancing.

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$120, $180, $200.

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All right.

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Oh, thank you so much.
My daughter is
going to love this.

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Oh. So glad
I could help.
Thanks.

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Merry Christmas.
You, too.

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Fa la la la, la la, ka-ching

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Oh. So this is what
every day would be like
if you hadn't left India?

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She's burning.

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Oh, my God!

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We got
a live one! On fire!

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I'm all right.
I'm all right.

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Sorry.

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We're back on the 5th.
Should we just do it then?

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Cannot do it then,
monthly dental
appointment.

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Soft teeth.

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What about February 2nd?

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Would you want to
do it on Groundhog Day?

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No. No.
I celebrate privately.
That's right.

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Why don't we
just do it now?
We'll do it quickly.

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Now? It's our
Christmas party.
We'll do it quickly.

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Well, what if we
can't do it quickly?

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"What if we can't do it quickly?

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"What if we can't do it?"

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Do you know how
to do an intervention?

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Hey, shut up.

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Here we go.
Everybody, gather up.

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An intervention,
it's sort of hard
to describe,

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but, really,
it's a coming together.

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It's a surprise party
for people who
have addictions.

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And you get in their face
and you scream at them,

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and you make them
feel really badly
about themselves.

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And then they stop.

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It looks like
we're going to be
here for a while,

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so why don't you
make a little plate of
hummus for everyone?

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Little triangles of pita,
toasted on both side,

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fanned so you can
easily grab them.

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I know...
And napkins, fanned.

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Okay. How do you feel?

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Little better.
I threw up.

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TMI.
Fire girl.

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Too soon.
Yeah.

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Okay, you know
what I thought
we should do

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is have a quick
intervention and then
get back to the party.

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Michael, we're only
allowed to talk about
Meredith's work performance.

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We cannot ask her
to stop drinking.

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I am not asking her
to stop drinking.

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I am imploring her
to quit being
an alcoholic.

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I'm not an alcoholic.

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Yeah, obviously you are.

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Okay, everybody who
thinks that Meredith
is an alcoholic,

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please raise your hands.

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Aye.
The ayes have it.

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I don't care what
everyone thinks.

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I know I am not an alcoholic.

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All right, well,

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let's look at this
a little bit closer,
then, shall we?

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When I was in college,
I used to get wicked hammered.

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My nickname was "Puke."
I would chug a fifth of So-Co,

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sneak into a frat party,
polish off a few
people's empties,

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some brewskies,
some Jell-O shots,

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do some body shots off myself,

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pass out, wake up
the next morning,

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boot, rally, more So-Co,
head to class.

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Probably would have
gotten expelled if I'd
let it affect my grades,

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but I aced all my courses.
They called me "Ace."

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It was totally awesome.
I got straight Bs.
They called me "Buzz."

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Meredith, "have you
ever used alcohol
to alter your mood

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"or deliberately change
your state of mind?"

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Sure.

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"Do you sometimes have
a drink to celebrate

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"a special occasion
or mark a holiday?"

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Obviously.

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"Have you ever, under
the influence of alcohol,

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"questioned the teachings
of the Mormon Church?"

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Where did you get this?
I got it on a website.
That's not important.

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00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,587
Michael, we should
contact some experts.

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You don't know
what you're doing.

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Okay, you know what, Toby?
One of my employees
is undergoing a crisis,

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and I wish, for just once,

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you would take my side on this.

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I'm doing your job, man.

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Hey, are you texting?

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Yeah, 'cause
this is kind of a drag.

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Alcohol is a drag, yes.
Here's what I'd like to do.

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I'd like to go around
the room and have us
each express to Meredith

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how her alcoholism
has affected us.

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I'll begin.
This Christmas party

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is perhaps the best
Christmas party
I have ever been to.

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But then you got
so drunk that we had
to stop and do this.

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That's how your
drinking affected me.

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Anybody else? Another
time when Meredith's
drinking affected you?

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Come on, people.
If we don't say anything,

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she's not going to
get any better.

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Yes, Kevin.

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Well, Meredith,
there was that one time

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that you bought movie tickets

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and then you got
too drunk to go,

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so you gave them to me,
and that was really cool.

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00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,650
That's... You didn't...
You weren't hurt by that.

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00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,902
Yeah, you said "affected" by it.

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Thanks again,
Meredith.
You're welcome.

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00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,406
No, that's not
what we're going for.

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Who has a problem
with Meredith's drinking?
It has to bother you.

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It bothers me, right?
How does it bother you?

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00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:24,290
Dwight, don't you have anything?

190
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,292
No. I like Meredith.

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00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:27,960
Actually, I don't
care for Meredith,

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00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,087
but I don't believe in
this kind of thing.

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00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:33,382
In the Schrute family,
we believe in a
five-fingered intervention.

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Awareness, education,
control, acceptance
and punching.

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00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,264
Who's going to tell us
the latest dirty joke?

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00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,725
Who is going to tell us
what you watched on
television last night?

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00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,310
I am fine.

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00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:48,147
Was John Belushi fine?
Was Bob Hope fine?

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00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,734
Hey, come here.

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00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,572
If anything ever
happened to you,

201
00:10:56,656 --> 00:11:00,743
I would be very angry
at myself for not doing
all that I could do.

202
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:04,705
I know I drink.
I like to party.

203
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,623
I want you to say,
"I'm an alcoholic."

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00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:09,168
I'm not an alcoholic!

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00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,045
You can say it
as loudly as you want,

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00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,339
but we're not going
to believe you.

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00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:17,760
I was waiting until later
to hand out this year's
gifts from corporate.

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00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,514
I don't think they're
appropriate anymore.

209
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,646
Please stop making me
do these things.

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00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,523
Sorry, it's your job.

211
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,692
But it's the season of mercy.

212
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:37,029
You never showed me mercy
when you were in charge.

213
00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,782
Why aren't you
wearing the hairnet?

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00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,200
I lost it.

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00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:44,870
Fine.

216
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,003
Okay. Nice.

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00:11:56,174 --> 00:12:00,969
I don't mind telling you that
I have an addiction. I do.

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00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,137
To porn.

219
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,557
All right, no, no, no, no.

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00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:09,311
That is... The image,
I think we can all agree,
is very disgusting,

221
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,730
but you know what, Meredith?

222
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:16,568
You lit your hair
on fire today.
What about tomorrow?

223
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:20,614
What is going to happen
when you come into work
and you're dead?

224
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,242
I stab her in the brain
with a wooden stick.

225
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,452
There are several ways
to kill a zombie,

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but the most satisfying one
is to stab it in the brain
with a wooden stick.

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00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:32,751
Everyone in this room loves you.

228
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:36,171
But mark my words,
we are not going to support
your alcoholism anymore.

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00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,590
The next time you light
yourself on fire,

230
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:41,218
we are not going to
help put you out.

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00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,763
Oh, as fire marshal,
I would have to.

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00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,306
Dwight.
She is a hazard

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00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,017
to the other
people of the office.
Okay.

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00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,729
I suppose I could do it
if it was a controlled burn
in a well-ventilated area.

235
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,523
Yeah, but you're going
to need a permit for that.

236
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,442
Right. That'll take
a couple weeks.

237
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:57,693
I can get you one in an hour.

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00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,654
Really?
Okay, you know,
this is over.

239
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:01,780
I agree.

240
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:05,284
I think you did the best
you could, but this is
bigger than all of us.

241
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:10,330
Enabler, enabler, enabler,
enabler, enabler, enabler.

242
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,624
It's Christmas,
and we are
turning our back

243
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:15,252
on somebody who is
asking for help.

244
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,504
You know what the only thing
I want for Christmas?

245
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:21,133
I want Meredith to get better.
That's my only wish.

246
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,718
But you know what?
My wishes never come true.

247
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,761
So I'm not going to
wish that on her.

248
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,930
A watch would be nice.

249
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,145
They've been in there
for 45 minutes.

250
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,313
I know.

251
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:36,982
If she wasn't an alcoholic
before, she is now.

252
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,319
That's a halwa shebakia cookie.

253
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,362
They serve it during Ramadan.

254
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:46,158
Mmm. Chewy.

255
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,209
Hey.

256
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,756
What's up?
Do you take requests?

257
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,299
Sure.
Please stop,

258
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:05,093
because we're having
a Christmas party.

259
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,612
I'll be down in a minute.

260
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,701
Could you write down the number

261
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,454
of that rehabilitation
center that you mentioned?

262
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,414
Sure. Wow.

263
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,256
Ow!

264
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,222
We just missed Poor Richard's.

265
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,348
We did?
Yeah.

266
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:53,350
I thought we were
going out for a drink.
Oh, shoot.

267
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:57,563
Oh, well, we'll
have to go someplace
else, then, I guess.

268
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,689
The Bog.

269
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,107
Yeah.
Cooper's.

270
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,567
We could go there.
Kelly's.

271
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,068
Sure.
Brixx's.

272
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,486
Yes. Yes.
Carmen's.

273
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,863
Fort, Andy Gavin's.
I have a new place.

274
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,408
It must have just opened up.

275
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,243
Yeah, recently.

276
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,495
Yeah. All right.
All right.

277
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,331
All right, enough
of this Christmas crap.

278
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,500
Let's just get some
party music. Yeah!

279
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,294
Yeah, there you go.

280
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:21,587
Yeah!

281
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:22,629
That's good.

282
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,173
Yeah, that's better.
Party girl.

283
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,426
Hey, Sasha, it's Daddy.

284
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,929
Have you ever heard of
this doll Princess Unicorn?

285
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:34,099
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy...
Nope, no, no.

286
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:37,311
No.
I'm just curious
if you heard of it.

287
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:41,523
This is great.
My ex-wife's going
to be so pissed.

288
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:45,694
For once,
Daddy's going to be a hero.

289
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,490
$200.
Yep.

290
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,910
Hey, I'd like to buy
one of your dolls.

291
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,621
Oh, that's my last one.

292
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,247
Oh, no.

293
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,500
No, no.
I was going to
buy that doll.

294
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:01,710
Thanks, man.

295
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,670
I was going to get the doll.

296
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,341
Not my problem.
But I...

297
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,260
I promised my daughter.
Darryl, look, hey...

298
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,056
I need the doll.
I need the doll.

299
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,308
I'm begging you.
I just...

300
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,728
I need it more than
anything in the world.
I need this doll.

301
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21,980
Darryl, man, I need this doll.

302
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:25,233
Okay, all right, man.
Don't cry. It's cool.

303
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,571
I'll let you get it for $400.

304
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,157
I only have two.

305
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,034
You can owe me.

306
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,578
Oh, man. Thanks. Thanks.

307
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:44,711
Thank you.
I know, right?
Merry Christmas.

308
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,214
Oh, thanks.
She's going to...

309
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:48,632
Oh.

310
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,761
Something wrong with the doll?

311
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,097
No, it's...

312
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,768
It's even better
than the one I wanted.

313
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:10,862
Sunrise Rehab? No! No!

314
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,781
No! I told you no!
Yes.

315
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,866
There is no way!
No. It's okay.

316
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,243
It's all right.
No way! There is no way!

317
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,161
Meredith, we're doing this
for your own good.

318
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,038
Okay, come on.
No way!

319
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,082
There is no way!
Here we go. This
is going to be good.

320
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,750
It's going to be...
No way! I told you.

321
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:24,876
We talked about this!

322
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,378
Open the door.
There is
absolutely no way!

323
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,838
Here we go.
No, no way!

324
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,798
No! There is no way! No!

325
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,842
No! I am not
going in there!
All right. Here we go.

326
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,093
Yes, you are.
I am not going in there!

327
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,344
Yes, you are!

328
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,138
Wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute,

329
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:39,141
wait a minute,
wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

330
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,393
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Just wait.
Calm down, calm down.

331
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:45,188
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

332
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,816
No! No!

333
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,571
Come on!
No! No!

334
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:53,739
There is no way!
Here we go.

335
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:54,906
There is no way!
Almost at the door.

336
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,408
Here's the door.
There is no way!
There is no way!

337
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,577
No! No!
Let's start meeting...

338
00:17:58,661 --> 00:17:59,953
No!
Hello.

339
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,496
This man is crazy!
How are you?

340
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,748
This man is crazy!
Can I help you?

341
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,292
I have a deposit,
alcoholic.
No! No! No!

342
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:08,170
So do I sign?
No!

343
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,214
I need you to
put the Christmas tree
back up.

344
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,424
It's outside.

345
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,550
I didn't ask you where it was.

346
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,136
I told you where it needs to be.

347
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,388
Shut up.

348
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:19,681
Excuse me?

349
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,434
I'm not moving the tree.
Face it.

350
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,977
The only power you have over me

351
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:27,105
is this little secret
that I know you're
not going to tell.

352
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,565
Oh, and you want
to know how I know that?

353
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:32,152
Because then you won't be
able to plan your stupid,
tacky parties anymore.

354
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,029
So you move the tree.

355
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,287
Okay.

356
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,296
Angela's having sex with Dwight.

357
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,512
I caught them doing it
after Toby's going-away party.

358
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,019
Well, don't look so surprised.

359
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,147
I knew it.
You did not know it.

360
00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:11,858
I knew some of it.
Everyone knew some of it.

361
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,902
It's Christmas.

362
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,780
You knew it.
Thank you.

363
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,824
I knew it.
She knew it.

364
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:23,745
As it turns out,
you can't just check someone
into rehab against their will.

365
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,122
They have to do it voluntarily.

366
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,875
They have to hit rock bottom.

367
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,419
So I think I know
what I need to do
at this point.

368
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:36,258
I need to find ways to push
Meredith to the bottom.

369
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:41,638
Um, I think I can do it.
I did it with Jan.

370
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,726
All right, everybody's
still here, perfect!

371
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,271
I've got a little surprise
I've been working on.

372
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,357
Angela, my bride,
I just wanted you to know

373
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:57,237
that for the rest
of our lives, no matter
the cultural milieu,

374
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:02,701
I will always be there
to bring you
some Christmas cheer.

375
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:07,330
Deck the halls
with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la

376
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:12,627
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la

377
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:17,632
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la, la la la

378
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:22,637
Troll the little
old yuletide carol

379
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,237
I think I'd like to go home now.

380
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:40,447
Sure.

381
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,243
Tough room.

382
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,538
Come on, I just learned it.

383
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:51,750
Just so you know,
protocol is a little
round of applause, but...

384
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:55,962
"Merry Christmas to all
and to all a good night."