1 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:03,378 Hi. 2 00:00:03,462 --> 00:00:04,921 Good morning. Can I help you? 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:08,591 Yes. I'm from Tech Star, about a new phone system for you. 4 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:12,261 I was wondering if I could talk to Michael Scott? 5 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,847 I'm sorry. He's not in right now. 6 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:17,684 Really? He's never around when I come by. 7 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:18,768 Shoot. 8 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:20,687 They have new phone systems now 9 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:22,980 that can ring directly to a salesman, 10 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:25,441 or someone presses star and they go to accounting. 11 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,902 Basically, 95% of my job. 12 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:31,656 But I'd like to see a machine that puts out candy for everyone. 13 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,159 Vending machine. 14 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:37,453 How about I make an appointment to come back? 15 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,956 That way I know he'll be here. 16 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:41,916 That is a great idea. 17 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,084 Great. 18 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:51,384 Oh, boy! Let's see. He's really... 19 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:53,886 Michael Scott, manager. Hi, how are you? 20 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:55,096 Hi. There he is. 21 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,180 Nice to meet you. 22 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:57,640 Great. Look at that. 23 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,434 I can assure you we don't need a new system, though. 24 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:00,560 We're happy with ours. 25 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:01,644 Hello. May I help you? 26 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:02,770 Jim-bo. 27 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:06,023 Jim. 28 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:15,985 Aye! 29 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:21,664 Aye! 30 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,545 Okay. I'm going to get going then. 31 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:28,921 Aye! 32 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,302 What was that? That was funny. 33 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:35,762 That was funny. 34 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:37,555 Let's go do it to somebody else. 35 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:38,848 Aye! 36 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,834 Look at that. 37 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:10,379 Cupids and hearts. Really shoving our faces in it this year. 38 00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:12,882 You doing okay, bud? 39 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,008 I miss Stacy. 40 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:18,221 Yeah. I hear you. It's been four months since I was with Holly 41 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,515 and she was way hotter than Stacy. 42 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:21,974 So if you think you're hurting... 43 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:23,518 I can't even imagine. 44 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:32,026 This is our first and only Valentine's Day as fiancés. 45 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,361 You're only engaged once. 46 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,988 Well, present company excluded, but... 47 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:38,032 Really, Jim? On Cupid's birthday? 48 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:39,283 Yeah. 49 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,036 She's fine. 50 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:46,123 So I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer. 51 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,338 "Roses are red, violets are blue. 52 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:56,217 "It's time for your dental cleaning and maybe a checkup too." 53 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:05,226 Wow. Look at those. How nice for you. 54 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,894 Up there, front and center, beautiful. 55 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:10,064 I think they would look better right here. 56 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:13,359 They're very pretty and I wouldn't want them to fall. 57 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:18,072 Just about everybody in this office is single right now. 58 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,198 Including me. 59 00:03:19,283 --> 00:03:24,453 And everyone is experiencing an incredible amount of emotional pain. 60 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:28,666 Especially me, because of my great capacity for emotion. 61 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:33,296 And it is my first Valentine's Day since Holly, 62 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:37,550 so I think that I am well qualified to understand 63 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:41,262 that these people need to be protected from having love 64 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,472 shoved into their faces. 65 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,600 Pam, really? They're back? 66 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,977 I can't see them when they're on the floor. 67 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,562 They're for her to look at, Michael. 68 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,397 Can I have a word with you? Yes, let's have a word. 69 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:54,066 Yes. Jim. 70 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,695 Today is a very difficult day for a lot of people in this office. 71 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,071 I'm sorry. Yeah. 72 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:01,991 And the sexy looks between you and Pam, 73 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,951 the general sexiness, the flowers, 74 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:06,287 it's creating a bit of a hostile work environment. 75 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:09,415 I understand. It's so sexy it becomes hostile. 76 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:12,209 I actually thought we were keeping it pretty low-key. 77 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:13,753 Well, if you guys insist 78 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,713 on having your own private little love fest... 79 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:16,756 We do. 80 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,090 That none of us can be a part of... 81 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,759 You can't be a part of our relationship, Michael. 82 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:22,470 Then we are going to have 83 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:25,097 our own private Valentine's Day party. 84 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:26,182 That sounds fun. So suck it. 85 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,308 - Yeah. - Yes. 86 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:30,269 Hey, everybody, I just invited Jim to suck it, 87 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:34,899 and I am cordially inviting all of you to a special convention, 88 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:38,277 a lonely hearts convention this afternoon. 89 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:39,487 Singles only. 90 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:41,072 Yeah. Deal with it, Pam! 91 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:45,284 So, we may not have someone in our lives that we love, 92 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:48,704 but we do have each other. 93 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:53,960 Having trouble finding a vein? 94 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:55,962 Yeah. A little. 95 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,297 How about now? 96 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:04,428 I trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. 97 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:07,431 Also I can retract my penis up into itself. 98 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:15,982 I am about to give blood. The gift of everlasting life, 99 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:18,526 the transfer of my bodily fluids... 100 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,444 Wow, that's a big needle. 101 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:22,238 You're going to need to lie down right over here. 102 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,656 Okay. Hello. 103 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,491 Hi. I can't talk right now. I'm sorry. 104 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:26,659 Okay. 105 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,244 I'm really nervous. 106 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,412 Yeah. Me too. 107 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:30,496 Yeah? 108 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:33,165 When I get nervous, I sort of clam up and... 109 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,333 Well, that's fine. 110 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:36,627 It's better for me just to be quiet. Yeah. 111 00:05:36,712 --> 00:05:39,338 Yeah. Can I point something out to you? 112 00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:40,381 Sure. 113 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,466 You're actually talking a lot. Yeah. Sorry. 114 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:45,469 That's the other thing I do when I get really nervous. 115 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,013 Okay. Here we go. 116 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:48,180 All right, here we go. 117 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:49,890 Oh, God. 118 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:51,017 Just relax. 119 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,477 Yeah. I'm good. 120 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,980 I feel like a human juice box. 121 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,064 Oh, God. 122 00:05:58,650 --> 00:05:59,942 Hawaiian blood punch. 123 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:02,194 That's gross. 124 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,363 Type O-cean Spray. 125 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,949 God, stop. Stop it. 126 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:09,201 Yeah. Wouldn't it be cool? 127 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:13,497 Hey. Why don't you guys come have lunch with Bob and me? 128 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:15,041 We'll take all afternoon. 129 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,460 Michael is terrified of Bob. 130 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:18,711 What do you think? 131 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,255 I have a lot of work to do this afternoon. 132 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:24,216 Those mines aren't going to sweep themselves. 133 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:26,469 We're in. 134 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,266 What? I looked at the bag. 135 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:33,851 I looked straight at the bag. 136 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:34,935 That's not good. 137 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,063 Could you distract me for a second? 138 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:40,524 Just talk about things that don't have blood in them. 139 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:44,445 Well, okay. Bags. 140 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:45,613 That... 141 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:46,697 All right. That was bad. 142 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:48,074 That was mean. 143 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,742 A hat. A hat. 144 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,786 A hat with no blood in it. 145 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,662 That is full of soup. 146 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:55,498 You're cute. What? 147 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:56,582 You're done. 148 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:57,792 Already? 149 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,251 We did it. 150 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:00,920 Wow, I was so nervous about this. 151 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,756 I don't think I ate for three days. 152 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:07,676 Is he okay? 153 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,396 Oh, my God. How long was I out? 154 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,776 What? 155 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:27,404 Excuse me, waitress, where did the lady go? 156 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,198 She left. 157 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,366 Okay. 158 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:35,454 Wait a second. Wait a second. That's hers. This is hers. 159 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:36,789 She left her glove. 160 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,126 I need her name if I'm going to return her glove. 161 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:43,462 I'm sorry, sir. We can't give out that information. 162 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:51,637 What are you doing? 163 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:52,805 Decorating. 164 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,223 I'll help. 165 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:59,103 Now it's just a stupid baby. 166 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:01,564 Yeah. Thanks. 167 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,568 It is so nice to go out with another couple. 168 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:06,819 Anything to get out of that office. 169 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:07,903 I know. 170 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:11,198 I honestly don't know how you can work with that jackass 171 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:14,660 and that other jackass and that new jackass. 172 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,120 He's talking about Michael, Dwight and Andy. 173 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:18,205 Yeah. I understood. 174 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:22,751 Well, here we all are, alone but together. 175 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,128 No flowers for us. 176 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:29,466 Relationships. We don't need no stinking relationships. 177 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:35,181 I think we should all go around and tell our worst relationship story 178 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:36,473 and then get past it. 179 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:38,434 Just blow through it. Yeah? 180 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,770 Kelly, what about Ryan? He treated you pretty terribly. 181 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,397 Well, his heart was in the right place. 182 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,816 Yeah, but now his heart is in Thailand, 183 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:49,069 along with the rest of his body, having random sex. 184 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:52,698 Okay. Sorry. Let's... Who else? 185 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:53,741 Oscar? 186 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:54,825 I don't think so. 187 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:57,203 Come on, I'm sure there's something you need to get off your chest. 188 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,245 Thank you. 189 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:00,581 You want to... Just anything? You sure? 190 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:03,626 I'm sure whatever you did wasn't your fault. 191 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,669 Okay, well, who else? 192 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:09,757 Everyone here who's bowled a 280, please raise your hand. 193 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:11,800 No way. Wow. 194 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,385 A 280? That's impressive. 195 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:16,555 Okay, now everyone here who's bowled under 70 raise their hand. 196 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:17,640 Yikes. 197 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:18,933 Come on, Bob, raise your hand. No, Bob. 198 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,142 No. What? 199 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,728 One time. You love bringing up that one time. 200 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,855 Yes, I do. Jim uses a six-pound ball. 201 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,023 That is a lie. 202 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:27,900 Yes. He bowled five frames 203 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:31,320 with this pink sparkly thing until a little girl had to ask for her ball back. 204 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:34,031 But that girl must have had monstrous hands because the holes fit. 205 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,825 No, you just have little dainty fingers. 206 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,370 You could always model lady's jewelry. 207 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:40,788 Nobody asked, Bob. 208 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,583 Do you risk telling them how you feel? 209 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:48,420 Do you say something that you can barely admit to yourself? 210 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:49,797 God, what did you do? 211 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:52,424 Not that I approve of any of it, but... 212 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,511 I was stupid. I told him. 213 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,596 Was he into you in, like, a gay way? 214 00:09:57,681 --> 00:10:00,599 Moron, if he was there wouldn't be a story. 215 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,268 He told me he wasn't gay. 216 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,187 - Really sad. - I'm not done yet. 217 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,272 Oh, my God. 218 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:09,316 A week later, a friend of mine calls me up 219 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:13,529 and he says, "I just saw him in a gay bar in Kansas City." 220 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:17,116 Well, then it's a happy ending, because he was gay. 221 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,450 You should call him. 222 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:23,622 My worst breakup was actually two breakups. Two different men. 223 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:28,961 I was in love with both of them and when things went bad 224 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,379 they had a duel over me. 225 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,547 Yeah, Dwight and Andy. We were here. 226 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,631 No. 227 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:37,469 This was years ago when I was living in Ohio. John Mark and John David. 228 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:42,933 Angela, you had two sets of different men actually duel over you? 229 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:46,395 I guess I have. 230 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,148 All right, who's next? Where's Andy? 231 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,608 He's on one of his honeymoons. 232 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:52,735 What? 233 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,988 He made nonrefundable deposits on his honeymoons, 234 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,490 so he's just knocking them off one at a time. 235 00:10:58,575 --> 00:10:59,992 I think today he's hot-air ballooning, 236 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:03,287 and later he's got a couples' massage. 237 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:06,415 My worst breakup was with Stacy. 238 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,585 It was a Sunday morning. We were reading the paper 239 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:16,216 and I said, "Oh, my God, I think the Eagles could clinch the NFC East." 240 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:20,304 And she said that we're done. 241 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,892 You know what, guys, I don't think we need to do this. 242 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:27,019 You're right. Okay, everyone, back to work. 243 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:30,689 No, no, no, no. I mean have this kind of party. 244 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:33,025 I look around and I see all these beautiful people 245 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,526 who are alone on Valentine's 246 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:38,280 and I think that there are other single people out there, too. 247 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,615 We just need to find them. 248 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,283 There's a girl out there for all of us. 249 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,702 Maybe even in this office park. 250 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,246 There has to be a way to get all these lonely people together. 251 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:47,539 A net? A giant net? 252 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,375 No, not a giant net. 253 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,459 What do you have in mind? 254 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,628 I was thinking maybe like a mixer. 255 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,712 Oh, God, that's a terrible idea. 256 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:54,755 Old-fashioned meat market. 257 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:55,881 No. I don't think it is. 258 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:59,134 Lonely people mixing with one another, breeding, 259 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,054 creating an even lonelier generation? 260 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,890 You're not allowing natural selection to do its work. 261 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,810 You're like the guy who invented the seatbelt. 262 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,229 These people need love. 263 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:13,148 And I am going to get it for them. 264 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,692 Who cares if we sell a little bit less paper today? 265 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:16,902 A great boss cares more 266 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:20,948 about the happiness of his employees than anything else. 267 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,741 I am going to be Cupid. 268 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:26,120 And I'm going to shoot my sparrow at unsuspecting victims 269 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:29,957 and they are going to get hit and say, "I'm in love. 270 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,209 "I was hit by Cupid's sparrow." 271 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:35,254 Funny little bird, but he gets the job done. 272 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,047 Hey. 273 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:38,882 Hey. No movement. 274 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:39,925 Still early. 275 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,677 Yeah, it's not that early. 276 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,679 So how are you holding up? 277 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,264 I'm okay. I feel a little lopsided 278 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,224 because of all the blood they took out of my right side. 279 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:50,018 No, no. I meant about being single today. 280 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,562 Meh. Meh! 281 00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:52,646 Exactly. 282 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,690 Here we go. Hello. 283 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,316 Hello. 284 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,068 Dwight K. Schrute. 285 00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,320 Why don't you introduce me to your little friend? Hi. Dwight. 286 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,323 Babe alert. Hello. I'm Michael Scott. Welcome to our little shindig. 287 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:04,450 Hi. I'm Lynn. 288 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,868 Lynn, follow me. Come on in. 289 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:06,952 Here we go. 290 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,912 For you we have one of our top people, 291 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:13,375 Kevin Malone. Kevin, come out here. Show your beautiful self. 292 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:15,794 Hello. 293 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:16,879 Hi. 294 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:21,508 So run with the ball. Run with it, Kev. 295 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:25,512 Where are you from? 296 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:26,597 I'm from here. 297 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:29,475 Yeah, okay. Well, he only gets better. 298 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,310 Thank you, Michael. Okay. 299 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:34,646 I can untie any knot. I'm serious. 300 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,398 Name a knot, any knot. Go ahead. 301 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,317 I believe you. 302 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,402 You shouldn't believe everything you hear. 303 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,572 In fact, there are many knots that I cannot untie. 304 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:49,828 So what's a woman as charming as yourself find herself employed 305 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,622 on a day such as today? 306 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,749 I work at a place that does catalogs for 307 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,585 community colleges and small businesses. 308 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,378 You must use a lot of paper. 309 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,255 Oh, God, tons of it. 310 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:06,887 What's the rule about eating 311 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,347 when people are in the bathroom? 312 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:11,225 I think if you ordered hot food you're allowed to eat. 313 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:12,809 Damn. 314 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,855 They've been in there for like ten minutes. 315 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,318 Look at that. Bob ordered hot food. 316 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,111 Yes. 317 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,948 And I think they gave him too many fries. 318 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,533 We should help him out. 319 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:34,790 At the Circle Drive-in, they show old movies. 320 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,792 It's really cool. 321 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,418 That does sound cool. 322 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,921 I used to go there with my fiancée. 323 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:47,302 Before she left me. I mean, before I left her. 324 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,932 She left me. 325 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:54,726 Shoot. 326 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,603 I think I blew it. 327 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,815 It all happened so fast. 328 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:03,443 So fast. 329 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,572 So, Erik, you mentioned before 330 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,907 that you are in tool and die repair. 331 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,033 I am. 332 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,744 Meredith recently had a total hysterectomy. 333 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,080 So that's sort of a repair. 334 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,709 All right, I'll let you guys talk. 335 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:23,046 It's going very well. People are mixing. A lot of hope, 336 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:26,300 'cause that's what you hate to see, when hope gets crushed. 337 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,179 Sorry. Thought I heard somebody coming in. 338 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:35,017 So, it's not too late. 339 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,983 And the kind of discounts we're talking about are not... 340 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,736 Hold on. Michael, why do you keep looking at the front door? 341 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,279 No reason. Is somebody after you? 342 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,322 Why do you always go to that? 343 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,282 Has anyone ever been after anyone in this office? 344 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,783 Hey, it just takes one. 345 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,160 Nobody's after me. I just... 346 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,120 I met a woman when I was giving blood 347 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,747 and I thought she might come by. 348 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,249 You met a woman when you were giving blood? That is so romantic. 349 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,877 It's not a big deal, really. I just, you know, 350 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,296 met somebody. We hardly talked. 351 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:08,550 I picked up her glove so I was hoping I could give it back to her. 352 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,219 Oh, my God, that makes it even more romantic. 353 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,264 This is like a modern-day Enchanted. It's like a fairytale. 354 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:15,474 She could be your soul mate. 355 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,683 Not likely. 356 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:17,934 With three billion women on the planet, 357 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,687 most of them live in Asia, so the numbers just don't add up. 358 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:21,813 It's possible. Could be. 359 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,483 Believe me, it's nothing. I hardly even talked to her. 360 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,985 We just... We were lying there next to each other. 361 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,987 I think our blood bags touched. 362 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:30,072 Aww! 363 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:34,993 Here they come. What? 364 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,328 No. Just kidding. 365 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,163 Seriously though, that's enough. 366 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,998 Why don't you cover it with the broccoli? 367 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:43,043 Great, I have to cover it? 368 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,670 Do you think they dined and dashed? 369 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:48,423 They didn't dine so, yeah, maybe they just dashed. 370 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,718 I thought we were having a nice time. 371 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:52,886 We were. 372 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:53,970 Yeah. 373 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,310 Empty. Mine too. 374 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:06,066 Oh, boy. Oh, my God. 375 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,275 Okay. 376 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,904 Hi. Is this the party? 377 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:13,949 Nah. 378 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,212 Okay then. 379 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,429 So... 380 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,555 Where were we? 381 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:37,681 Bowling. 382 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,892 Yep, yeah, yep. 383 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,479 You didn't eat much there, Jim-bo. 384 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,733 Initially I did. 385 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:48,942 Want some meat? 386 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:52,404 Sure, a little piece. No mushroom, though. 387 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,488 I forgot. 388 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,948 Yeah. Thank you. 389 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:05,917 Hey, I'm sorry we did not have a chance to talk more. 390 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:10,505 I get very nervous talking to pretty girls. 391 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:14,134 Seriously, feel how sweaty my hand is. 392 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,678 That's really sweaty. 393 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,221 Are you on e-mail? 394 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,389 Yeah. 395 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,520 Cool. Okay, bye. 396 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,688 Bye, Kevin. 397 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,986 Good Valentine's. 398 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:36,072 So basically the greater volume you decide to buy in, 399 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,116 the greater discount we can give you. Okay. 400 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,451 Okay? What's up? 401 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,661 Look, I'm going to go. 402 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,122 Before you go, I'd just love to get a firm commitment on this. 403 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,332 You know, maybe sign... 404 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,667 Look, we already have a paper supplier. 405 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:49,711 Okay. 406 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:54,549 Well, thanks for wasting my time tonight, idiot. God! 407 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:58,220 Hey. You don't deserve her. 408 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,806 Thanks, Michael. 409 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,271 Hey, if anybody wants to go... 410 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,943 We can stay a little longer. 411 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:14,361 - Really? - Yeah. 412 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,029 - Yeah. Sure, Michael. - Yeah. 413 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,781 No, this is great. Absolutely. 414 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:18,949 Yeah. 415 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,451 Thanks. 416 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,473 Michael, it's time. 417 00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:45,559 You know what? You guys can get out. 418 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,894 I'm going to soldier on for a little bit. 419 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:50,105 Come on. We'll all go. 420 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,606 Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. 421 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,652 Okay. 422 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:59,614 Four months ago, I dated a woman named Holly, 423 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:04,578 and this is actually the first time that I've even considered 424 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,455 getting back into that arena again. 425 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,041 You know what? Sometimes it's not about 426 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:13,545 whether Cinderella gets her slipper back, 427 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:18,925 but it's about the fact that the prince even picked up the slipper at all. 428 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,304 There's a lot of princesses out there. 429 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:27,225 You know, they have all different sizes 430 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,811 and shapes of feet and hands, 431 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,899 so I think... 432 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,650 I think my odds are pretty good. 433 00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,488 Pardon me, may I have a chocolate chip cookie? 434 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,949 I gave blood earlier and I'm still feeling woozy. 435 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,784 Of course. 436 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,746 That's weird. You got a cotton ball 437 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,915 and tape and we've been using Band-Aids. 438 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:54,085 I feel so woozy, I just... Using Band-Aids. 439 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,253 Damn.