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It's Britney, bitch,
and I am back

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in the form of a new company,

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the Michael Scott Paper Company.

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Okay.

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Not going to make this one.

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Love the hair.

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- Morning, Michael.
- Hello.

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They took away my parking space,

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but they can't
take away my pride.

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I would like to invite
you all to come along
with me on a journey.

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Welcome

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to the Michael Scott
Paper Company.

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So, I thought we could
take the customer list

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and...

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And we could...

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You realize
you're not actually
talking to me, right?

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And...

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Hey, Kelly.

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Yes, Charles, you wanted me.

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Oh. No, I meant
that Kelly.

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The new receptionist
is also named Kelly.

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So Kelly Kapoor has decided
to hover around my desk

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so that she can run
into Charles' office

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every time he calls for Kelly.

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She thinks that if she says
"You wanted me" enough,

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he will, in fact, want her.

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It's not the worst plan
she's ever had.

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Oh, and Kelly...

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Yes, Charles,
yes, you wanted me.

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Okay, I'm going
to call you Kapoor,

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okay, and you Hammond.

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If we're changing names,
can I be Erin?
It's my middle name.

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Erin? Okay,
that's very pretty.

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Thanks.

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Well, you know what
my middle name is?

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Rajnigandha. And I hate it.
I hate it!

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I thought Rajnigandha
was a boy's name.

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We are in the heart of it.

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And the surge of water
carries our business
out to the sea.

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What should we do now?

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We wait and hope
that people show up
to the pancake luncheon.

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I don't know. I think
I have done absolutely

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everything you can do
to prepare for the day.

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I've updated our contacts,

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I have gotten quotes
from suppliers,

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I have sent out an Evite

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for our big grand opening
pancake luncheon.

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Six yeses, one maybe,
only 11 nos.

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And 788 not-yet-replieds,

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but of that group,
782 have viewed it.

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I'm going to need 800 of these

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on nice bright paper.

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It is a coupon
for unparalleled
customer service.

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I make that one copy
and I become the girl
who makes copies.

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And by the end of the day,
I'm receptionist again.

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And the worst part is
I like making copies.

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The paper comes out
all warm and stuff.

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And it's cold in there,
because it's technically
a closet.

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What do you think?

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Let me check.

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No! Clearly a hunter,

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who knows how to throw
an outfit together.
Thank you.

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Yes, I am taking Andy
hunting after work.

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Not long ago we were
sexual competitors.

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I used to hate him,
hate him, hate him,
hate him.

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I studied him
to figure out why
I hated him so much.

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But that blossomed into
a very real friendship,
as these things often do.

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You should come in town
this weekend, man. Yeah.

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We'll hang out
Scranton-style.
Hey.

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You said you
were going to be out
of town this weekend.

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Please don't listen
to my phone calls.

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Yeah, she's, like...

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She'd probably be a six
in New York, but she's like
a seven here in Scranton.

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And then the boss
is my old boss
from Dunder Mifflin.

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It's a small space.

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Hey, Jim, can I get a, um...

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Hi.
Hi.

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I need a rundown
of your clients.
Can you get that to me?

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Sure.
Yeah?

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Yeah.
Okay.

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What the hell is a rundown?

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When did you need
that rundown by?

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Soon as possible.
Okay.

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Just get it right.
Yeah, gotcha. Of course.

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Really dive into the rundown.

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I'll be exhausted,
because it's like
a triathlon.

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Did you want to close this?

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Keep it...

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You know there's a ghost
in this office.

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Really?
A woman was murdered
on this very floor

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in 1816.

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Haddy McGonigal.
She was a prostitute.

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Why was she in this building?

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This whole place
used to be a brothel.

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There was a tavern
on the ground floor.

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That's crazy.
Yeah, isn't it?

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She was bludgeoned to death
by the business end
of a riding crop.

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Oh, my God.
It was gruesome.

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They say she walks
these hallways.

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If you ever feel
a tapping on your
shoulder,

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that could be Haddy,

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begging for her life.

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And it could mean
that you're next.

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Just kidding.
You finding everything okay?

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Yeah. Just got some ice.
Yeah.

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Erin. Erin.

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Oh. This is awkward.

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Uh-oh.

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Oh.

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Oh!

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So, I'll see you guys around.

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Hey, buddy.

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Hey, Ryan, could you get
to that copy from before?

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Pam's better at that stuff.

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That is so insulting.

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How is it insulting
to say that you're
good at something?

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Because the thing
you're saying I'm good at

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is pushing a big green
button a bunch of times.

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I'm not judging it.
It's like,

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I could run GM,
but I couldn't fix a car.

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It's not saying that
one's better than the other.

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Seriously? Because it sounds
like one of those is better
than the other.

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What the hell?

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Listen, listen, listen!

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I need somebody to make
a copy of this,

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because I don't make
copies, I'm the boss.

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Got it?

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I make originals.
Yeah, I make originals, too.

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Shut up!
Stop it, stop it!
Bickering, stop it!

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Really.
Yeah.

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Not much.
What's up with you?

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No, it's okay,
I'm in the bathroom.

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Hey, you been watching
Damages this year?
It's been so good.

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No, you gotta tune in.
It's as good as anything
on HBO.

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Hey, does blue go with tan?

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Would somebody
just make the copy?

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Like a blue shirt.
I don't wear a lot of colors.

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I have a lot of tan.

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Uh-huh.

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Just make the copy, okay?

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Seriously? This is
what's so important.

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Putting naked pictures
on the desktop.

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That's me and my friend
Jasmine from Thailand.

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I don't want
to look at your friend
Jasmine's boobs all day.

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You could be hot, too,
if you made any effort
at all.

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Like how?
Dying my hair blond?

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This is from the sun.
Oh, yeah, I bet.

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They're getting
on my nerves, Mom.
Both of them.

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R thinks he's too good
to be here

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and P is not as much fun
without Jim.

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Michael, we can hear you.

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I'm on the phone, please.

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Mom, I'm gonna
have to call you back.
P's being a giant B.

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Okay, it's my turn.

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No, don't take that,
give that back.

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Go make the copies.
Give it back for what?

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What are you going
to do with it?

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You're gonna make
another spreadsheet.

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Yeah, exactly,
it's my turn, come on!
Go make the copies, secretary.

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Ryan!
They always say
that it is a mistake

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to hire your friends
and they are right.

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So, I hired my best friends.

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And this is what I get?

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Hey, buddy.
What are you up to?

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Hmm. Nothing.

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Listen,
when I saw you talking
to Erin earlier,

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I noticed that
your pupils dilated
and your skin flushed,

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and I'm assuming
a little bit of blood
rushed into your penis.

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Well, a little bit of blood
rushed into mine as well,
so where does that leave us?

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The last thing I want to do
is step on your funk, man.

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And I yours,
so I will cede her to you.

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No, that's ridiculous.
No, no, no.

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Look, you've been here
longer and, besides,

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I'm a better wingman
than I am a boyfriend,

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so...
But I just want you
and I to hang out.

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You know, just...

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Boom.

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Listen up.

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It has come to my attention

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that some people in this office

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are not getting along
with other people
in this office.

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And I think I have come up
with the reason why.

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This office space is too small.

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Definitely.
Okay.

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There are four corners
in this room.

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Each corner is to be
a personal space
for each one of you.

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Whichever corner you want,
and make it your own.

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We could work from home.

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Or you could fire one of us.

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Whoever has less education.

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Okay, guys,
thank you for the offers,

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but I want you to get pumped
about this corner idea.

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All right, one, two, three,
what are we going to do?

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Corner idea.
No, you're supposed to say,

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"Rock the house."
Rock the house.

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00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:06,582
How would we know that?

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00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:10,294
Hey, dude, do you know
what a rundown is?

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00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,088
Use it in a sentence.

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00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,256
Uh...

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00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,675
Can you get this rundown for me?

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00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,218
Try another sentence.

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00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,054
This rundown better
be really good.

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00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:22,348
I don't know, but it
sounds like the rundown
is really important.

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00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,600
Charles asked me
to do this rundown
of all my clients.

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00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,226
Why don't you just
ask him what it...

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00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,270
No, I can't,
that was like hours ago.

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00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,938
What have you been doing?

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00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,857
Try another sentence.

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00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,693
Last night was crazy.

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00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,987
Jojo? Yeah.

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00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:39,865
He did a doughnut
in the parking lot
in front of a cop.

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00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,408
Then he yells, "Hey, cop,
you like doughnuts?"

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And we drive off.

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00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,204
No, he just stayed there.

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00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,915
I want that new phone.

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00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,167
No, the other one.

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00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,419
No, the other one.
No, you know which one
I'm talking about.

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It's the one...

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00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,631
No, the one with
the awesome browser.

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That's my corner.

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00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,762
I thought that was your corner.

222
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,056
No, this is where I work.

223
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,725
I can't relax in the
same corner where I work.

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00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:10,187
So my corner's the one
with the copier?

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00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,023
Pam, I don't make the rules.

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00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,989
I wish my iPod
could make phone calls.

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00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,867
No, I don't want an iPhone.
I know what an iPhone is.

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00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,126
You started on that rundown yet?

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00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,756
Oh, this is just something
I'm taking a break with.
Oh.

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I will get back to
the rundown right now.

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00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,511
Okay, great.
Hey, you know what?

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Do you have a rundown
that I could take a look at,

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just so I know
what type of rundown
you're looking for?

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Just keep it simple.
Keeping it simple,
that's what I'm doing.

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00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,352
But I am working
hard on this one.

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Real hard, so...
You're working hard? On this?

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00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,567
No, not too hard,
not harder than I should.

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00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,278
Right, I mean,
why work harder
than you should?

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00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,030
No, I...

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00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,414
Can I help you?
No, thanks.

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00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:11,957
Hey.
Hey, I'm here
to see Charles.

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00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,167
Okay.

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00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,627
Hey, Charles.
Hey, Pam.

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00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,422
I know you're a very
busy man, so I'll cut
right to the chase.

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00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,883
Okay.
I'd like my old job back.

246
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,010
I don't know what to tell you.
The job's been taken.

247
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,224
Well, I could come
back as a salesman.
I have experience now.

248
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,478
Or I could come back
as your personal assistant.

249
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,480
You know, sort your mail,
set your appointments.

250
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,607
I know all the people.
Yeah, no.

251
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,650
Personal shopper?

252
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:39,902
No.

253
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,405
Well, it was great
catching up with you,

254
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,656
and I'll see you
around the building.

255
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:45,741
Okay.

256
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:50,454
I'm just going to sit here
for a little bit longer
if that's okay.

257
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,373
The air smells so good.

258
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,168
I don't remember it
smelling so good.

259
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,046
Chairs are so comfortable.

260
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,930
Oh, hey, Stanley,
Phyllis, come on in.

261
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,766
Welcome, welcome.
Let me give you the tour.

262
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,185
I get it.
You need to see more?

263
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,436
It's really cute.

264
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,271
Thank you.
Do you remember Ryan?

265
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,401
And Pam, around here somewhere.

266
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,570
She's upstairs
talking to Charles.

267
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,949
What for?
I don't know.

268
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,577
Are we staying
until 5:00?

269
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,037
Yes.

270
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:38,001
Maybe the Michael Scott
Paper Company was
a huge mistake.

271
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:42,756
I should leave.
I should go

272
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,218
and start my own
paper company.
That'll show them.

273
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,641
Get your free pancakes.

274
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:56,311
They are delicious.
They are nutritious.

275
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,897
They are complimentary.

276
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,816
Young sir, would you
like a free pancake?

277
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,568
I'm texting.
I don't want to get
my hands sticky.

278
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:06,071
Ryan, enough with
the texting machine.
Come on.

279
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,490
Tuck in your shirt.
You're the face
of this company.

280
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,246
Hey, Pam.
Hey.

281
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,415
You sort of disappeared
there for a while.
Where you been?

282
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,750
Yeah, I needed to
take care of some stuff.
Yeah?

283
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,502
That's as specific
as I'd like to be.

284
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,505
Well, at least
you're still being
honest with me.

285
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,970
There's the rundown
you asked for.

286
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,222
I may have expanded
some areas that you
weren't prepared for...

287
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,933
Great, fax that to everyone
on the distribution list.

288
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,185
Uh, sure.

289
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,647
Do you want to
look at it first?
Do I need to?

290
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,941
No. No, I just...

291
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,904
Wanted to make sure
we have the same format.

292
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,784
So that distribution list
is going to be my...

293
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,954
What's that?
The one I have.
I'll use the one I have.

294
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:03,629
Just faxing my dad a rundown.

295
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:08,050
We're small, but we're eager
to make a name for ourselves.

296
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,510
Do you have a card?

297
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,598
No, I don't have a card,
but I'll do you one better.

298
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,808
A little scrap of paper.

299
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:21,480
These are terrible, boss.

300
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,316
You got to make them
in a circle, so that
they cook evenly.

301
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,651
They're shaped like paper.

302
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,569
Well, I don't even want these.

303
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,574
I'll take them for my kid.

304
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:46,088
Country roads, take me home

305
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,589
To the place...

306
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,258
Sorry, I like that song.
You're good.

307
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,344
You're good.
Thank you.

308
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,971
That was great,
but it's just sort of...

309
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:57,641
It's still a little choppy,
like... But don't worry,
it's hard, I mean,

310
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,184
it took me a while, too.
It's like...

311
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,609
Wow.

312
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,069
What?

313
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,196
Oh, my God,
you heard that?
I'm so embarrassed.

314
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,657
I'm so, like, rusty.
It's good, you're
really coming along.

315
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,075
It's really technically
proficient,

316
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,369
but, you know,
there's really no heart
or soul in it.

317
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,620
Really?

318
00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,593
Hey, do you want
to sing it with me?

319
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,804
Almost heaven

320
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,014
West Virginia West Virginia

321
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,935
Blue Ridge Mountains
Shenandoah River

322
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,145
In German!

323
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:55,824
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, country roads

324
00:17:56,159 --> 00:18:00,287
To the place I belong
To the place I belong

325
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:04,499
West Virginia, mountain momma
West Virginia, mountain momma

326
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:08,545
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, country roads

327
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,130
Take it, Andy!

328
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:14,676
Take me home to the place

329
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,016
You have to stop.

330
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,404
I once had a dream

331
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:38,492
that I was eating
a peanut butter and
tuna fish sandwich,

332
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,495
and let me
tell you something,
it was delicious.

333
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:45,248
So, the next day,
I decided to make
that sandwich.

334
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,293
And in real life
it is disgusting.

335
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,129
It is a disgusting sandwich.

336
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,174
And the reason
I tell you this story...

337
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,135
Pick up the phone. Just...

338
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,974
Dunder... Michael Scott
Paper Company, this is Pam.

339
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:07,604
Oh. Hi, Russell from
the pancake luncheon,
how are you?

340
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,900
Well, we'd like to do
business with you, too.

341
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,069
How can I make that happen?

342
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:17,364
Keep going.
Tell him we have
free delivery.

343
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:18,740
We already offer free delivery.

344
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,325
They don't know that.

345
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:24,788
I can offer you
free delivery on any order
that you place today.

346
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:25,914
God.

347
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:31,294
Okay, 20 boxes, I can do...
Just a second.

348
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,549
I can do 20 boxes at $43 a box.

349
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,552
Great.

350
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,345
Write it down.

351
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,513
Give him a guarantee.

352
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,431
A guarantee of what?
Just say the word.

353
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:48,019
And I guarantee that
you will be satisfied,

354
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:52,148
because your satisfaction
is our guarantee.

355
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:53,942
We guarantee it.

356
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,570
We look forward
to doing business
with you, too.

357
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:57,696
Thank you, Russell.

358
00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,364
Yes!
I made a sale!

359
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,449
You did! Oh, yeah!
Oh, my God.

360
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,618
We did it!
She did it! Yeah!

361
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,996
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

362
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,789
Who would have thought
that the thing that

363
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,792
would save this company
would be work?

364
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:11,877
And pancakes.

365
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:16,882
In the end,
this day definitely
had its ups and downs.

366
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:20,010
I realize that we don't
have the biggest office,

367
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:24,180
which is a surprise,
because 165 square feet
sounds like a lot.

368
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,934
But we have people
with the biggest hearts,

369
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:30,270
and I think for a small company,

370
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:31,563
that is really...

371
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,609
Someone went to the bathroom.

372
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:40,780
That is really what's important.

373
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:46,411
Literally every song
is better a cappella.
Name a song.

374
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,330
Cherry Pie, Warrant.
Better a cappella.

375
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,832
No, really?
Yeah, name another.

376
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:54,169
Enter Sandman, Metallica.
Better a cappella.

377
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,004
Rebel Yell, Billy Idol.

378
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,881
Way better a cappella.

379
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,633
Really?
Yeah.