1 00:00:02,086 --> 00:00:05,129 Oh, my God. I can't believe it. 2 00:00:05,214 --> 00:00:07,090 I just won an art contest. 3 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:16,766 Thanks. 4 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:17,934 I still don't understand why you 5 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,352 - wanted me to say that. - Shut up. 6 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:22,647 I got her. 7 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,609 Not cool, Dwight. 8 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:28,861 Not cool, man. 9 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:07,859 Oh, no. 10 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:11,028 I still have the lease on the Michael Scott Paper Company, 11 00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:16,409 so occasionally, I will sneak down here for a little coffee and dancing. 12 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:19,829 I actually dance all the time. 13 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:24,041 Tip-toeing around corporate, it is a ballet. 14 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:28,212 When I am breaking all the rules, I'm break dancing. 15 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,840 And espresso. 16 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:34,719 Guys, I'm scared. I'm really scared. 17 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,471 I think I'm growing into a giant, 18 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:39,265 because look at this normal-sized coffee cup. 19 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:42,226 Looks so tiny in my giant hand now. 20 00:01:43,479 --> 00:01:45,980 Anybody want to go to lunch with me later on? 21 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,900 I do. Okay, how about a woman? Pam? 22 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:51,569 I can't do lunch. I was just sending you an e-mail. 23 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:54,030 Jim and I need to leave early today to meet with our contractor. 24 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,948 Really? Okay. 25 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:57,116 Just sent it. 26 00:01:57,201 --> 00:01:58,743 What about the rest of you? 27 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:01,329 At Dunder Mifflin, 28 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:05,458 there is a very strict no-lunch-with-the-boss policy, 29 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,251 and I don't know who instituted it. 30 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:11,005 I think it started right after my predecessor stepped down. 31 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:12,715 But at the Michael Scott Paper Company, 32 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:16,219 I really enjoyed having lunch with Pam and Ryan every day. 33 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:20,515 So, rules be damned, I want to have lunch with these people. 34 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:22,099 Who else? Who else? Ryan? 35 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:24,519 I don't do lunch. I'm doing five small meals a day now. 36 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:27,313 Now that I'm back to doing the job of a temp again, 37 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:30,358 I find that food is one thing I can control. 38 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:33,986 Okay, anyone? Anyone at all? 39 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:38,616 Accounting, I am a-counting on you to go to lunch with me. 40 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:41,327 No, I don't want to stay late to have a two-hour lunch. 41 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,162 Michael, we have a lot of work to do. 42 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:44,372 What? 43 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:45,998 Work. 44 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,210 God. What happened to you people? 45 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:50,837 "We are just office drones. 46 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:55,132 "We are office drones. All we do is work. Is work." 47 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:58,344 If you don't take out his battery, he just keeps going all day. 48 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,680 Oh, no, your battery fell out. 49 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:05,893 "I was just learning to love." 50 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:10,690 Hi, guys. How are you doing? 51 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:13,025 Erin, how many times do I have to tell you? 52 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:15,194 It is not necessary for you to ask us how we are doing 53 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:16,445 every time you interact with us. 54 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:17,905 You're right. I'm sorry. 55 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:21,784 Now, how can I help you? 56 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:25,329 Did somebody here leave a map in the printer to Youngstown, Ohio? 57 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:31,711 Attention, office. Who here is planning a trip to Youngstown, Ohio? 58 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:35,089 I will take your silence to mean that you are all hiding something. 59 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:38,092 This location is the superior court... 60 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:40,261 So someone's going to a court. Big deal. 61 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,221 It is a big deal, 'cause there's only a handful of reasons 62 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:44,557 why someone would ever go to a courthouse in Ohio 63 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,475 and not be charged with a crime. 64 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,811 Claim an inheritance from a deceased relative, 65 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:52,607 to obtain a learner's permit at age 14 1/2 instead of 15. 66 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,860 Erin, let me see your birth certificate. 67 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,486 Sure. 68 00:03:58,322 --> 00:04:00,489 There are other reasons to go to Ohio. 69 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:01,616 We're getting married today. 70 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:05,703 So, it turns out it's the closest place to get a marriage license 71 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:06,829 without a three-day waiting period. 72 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:07,914 Tell them how it happened. 73 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:09,582 Okay, so we're going through all the wedding plans, 74 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,417 and, boy, it is complicated. 75 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:12,501 And very expensive. 76 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:13,586 Very expensive. 77 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:14,879 'Cause you say you want a small wedding 78 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,923 and that's great, but then you have to... 79 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,758 You can't leave anyone out. No one. 80 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:20,384 Okay, just get to the good part. 81 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:23,346 Right, so, this morning, we are having breakfast together... 82 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,430 Mmm-hmm. 83 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:28,225 And I just looked up from my cereal and I said, 84 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:33,064 "You know what I want to do today? I want to marry you." 85 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,692 I had just woken up. I didn't look cute. 86 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:38,819 That's how I knew he meant it. 87 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,197 Michael? 88 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,533 Michael, sorry to bother you. Are you going to be working down here? 89 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:45,618 Do you want these down here... 90 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,244 No work! No work! No work! 91 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:49,080 I come here to release frustration. 92 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:53,751 Well, I like to swim. That's good. 93 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:56,003 You've got a cool place to come. 94 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:59,215 If you ever want to come down here, door's always open. 95 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,466 Lock's broken, so... 96 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:01,550 Thank you. 97 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,595 Give me your hand. Hey, here we go, here we go. Yeah. 98 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,056 There we go. Now you got it. Now I do got it. 99 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,808 Now you got it. Hey, you want some espresso? 100 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:09,976 Yeah. 101 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,060 Gotta keep yourself dehydrated. 102 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,895 That's rule number one. Okay. 103 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,814 I love it. I love it. 104 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:21,237 Guys, I believe that I have figured out what is up your butts. 105 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,990 There's no reason to be scared. 106 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:26,367 The bad man is gone. Charles is gone. 107 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:27,994 Charles really did a number on these guys. 108 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,996 They are way too focused on work. 109 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:34,834 When I was in charge, this place was like Dave & Buster's, 110 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:39,338 people just hanging out, having fun, eating apps. 111 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:44,176 I don't know, it's like Dave died or something. 112 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:48,014 Daddy's here, and Daddy is going to take care of you. 113 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:49,849 Please don't refer to yourself as our daddy. 114 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:56,022 I am your big daddy, and I am going to kiss the boo-boo. 115 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,524 Little Andy is afraid. 116 00:05:58,608 --> 00:05:59,859 Andy's afraid? Yes. 117 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,527 Are you all afraid? No. 118 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:05,531 Daddy's here for you, my little angels. 119 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,324 Okay, 120 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:10,870 I think that I have figured a way to get you guys out of your funk. 121 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:12,955 What? Funk is the problem, 122 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,041 and the solution. That makes sense. 123 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,542 I have taken my downstairs office 124 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,878 and I have turned it into a place to hang out, 125 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:23,215 a place where unattractive and attractive people can get together, 126 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:27,428 to meet, to greet, to see the ones that you love, 127 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,722 to love the ones that you see. 128 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:32,183 Is this our punishment for not wanting to have lunch with you? 129 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,101 Why don't you get over lunch, Oscar? 130 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:35,227 Everybody else is past it. 131 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:39,190 All work and no play makes Michael a dull boy. 132 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,983 This is like a haunted coffee house thing? 133 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:44,820 No, Dwight is confusing you. It's more of a disco. 134 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,072 It's like a haunted disco. 135 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:48,574 With coffee, but without the haunting. 136 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:50,868 It's a combo dance house-coffee bar. 137 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:54,580 It is a daytime disco on the ground floor 138 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,207 of an industrial office building. 139 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:57,333 It's a Cafe Disco. 140 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,417 Exactly. 141 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:00,127 Like a disco-cafe. 142 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:03,547 What? No. No. Not even close. 143 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:06,884 I can't force you to go down, but I can entice you. 144 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,095 I'm going to be down there. 145 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,013 Erin will be down there from time to time, 146 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,641 and all-you-can-eat espresso. 147 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:22,942 Well, Kevin, I guess it is just me and you. 148 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:24,944 Yeah. Holding down the fort. 149 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:27,613 Yeah. This place is great. 150 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:28,739 Thank you. 151 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:31,659 Oh, my God, Kevin, I am still on hold. 152 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:32,743 You were supposed to get the answer 153 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:33,953 from Michael and come back up. 154 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:37,456 This is a no-work zone. Please respect the lei. 155 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:40,417 Yeah, respect the lei. 156 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:42,837 Come. 157 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,255 Kevin, stay. 158 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:45,756 Kevin, come. 159 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:47,299 Kevin, stay. 160 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,802 Kevin, come. Stay, stay. 161 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,680 Come on, right now. Cookie, Kevin. Cookie. 162 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:55,724 There is no cookie, Kevin. 163 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,601 Is there a cookie? Mmm-hmm. 164 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:00,271 Come on. 165 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,649 For goodness sakes, Kevin, there's no cookie. 166 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:06,652 There's no cookie. Come on. Come. 167 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,362 I wanted a cookie. 168 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,114 Completely unacceptable. 169 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:14,952 Now I know what the founders of Philip Morris felt like. 170 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:21,709 You just want to give people a smooth, fun way to relax, 171 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:26,714 and suddenly, you're just some terrible monster. 172 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:35,347 Here we go. 173 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,501 What the hell! 174 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,215 Hi, Jessica, is Bob in? 175 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:10,382 He's on a call. 176 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:11,467 Well, I'll just duck my head in. 177 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,303 It's pretty important. He wouldn't want to be disturbed. 178 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,764 Can I give him a message before he gets off? 179 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:19,225 Tell him I'm going dancing downstairs 180 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:20,935 in the storage closet between the bathrooms 181 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:24,063 that used to be a utility shower, and he should join me there. 182 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,397 I'll let him know. 183 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,149 Mmm-hmm. 184 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:33,155 Phyllis? 185 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:34,990 Hi. 186 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,743 Hey. Hey, 187 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:38,869 I like. 188 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:50,714 All right. Back... There you go. There you go. You got it. 189 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,051 Show me some attitude. 190 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:57,930 Mother. 191 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,807 God. No, no, no. 192 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:00,933 Back. 193 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,935 Wow, what did you do? 194 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,272 You didn't do that. You're okay. 195 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,399 You're okay. Let's lie down. 196 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,025 Give me... You want to go down? All right. 197 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,819 Sorry. 198 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,779 Okay, that's okay. 199 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,991 Backs are a problem. Okay, sweetie... 200 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,117 Right here. 201 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,459 Hey, hey, hey, hey. I got your text. Who's Phillip? 202 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:28,919 No, no, no. 203 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:30,629 Who tipped you over? Was it Phillip? 204 00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:31,714 It's my back. 205 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:32,840 It's her back. We just... We need... 206 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:33,924 God, call a doctor. 207 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,342 You know what? We're going to take care of you. 208 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:37,136 We're going to get you help. Come on, come on. 209 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,345 Call Bob. 210 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,513 No, no, no, this is no good. 211 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,640 Yeah, back injuries are common. 212 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:42,808 Not as common as knee injuries, 213 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:43,934 but more common than wrist injuries. 214 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,311 I don't need a history lesson, okay? 215 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:46,562 What do you think history is? 216 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,022 Just... We need to get her out of there 217 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,024 because no one is going to want to go in there 218 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,234 with a woman writhing around on the floor. 219 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,737 Wait, wait, wait, but most importantly, 220 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:58,324 we need to get her some medical attention ASAP, stat. 221 00:10:58,408 --> 00:10:59,700 Here we go. Here we go. 222 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,243 Ramming speed. 223 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,120 Okay, out of the way. Move it or lose it. 224 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:05,331 Oh, my God, what happened? You having fun taking a little ride? 225 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:06,790 Just having too much fun. 226 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,168 Phyllis, we're gonna put you in here. Dwight's gonna take care of you. 227 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,670 What? No, I thought we were going to the hospital. 228 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,213 If you want to get sick, you go to a hospital. 229 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,633 Okay, Dwight. Okay, good. 230 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,385 I do not want anybody to worry. 231 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:19,636 What happened to Phyllis? 232 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:22,431 You know, nothing. She's... 233 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,059 We were hanging out at Cafe Disco 234 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,852 and she had a flare-up of an existing injury, 235 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,437 but she's a tough old bird, so... 236 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,855 Can you please go back to work 237 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,857 instead of masterminding these situations 238 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,233 wherein we hurt ourselves? 239 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,444 Okay, fine. Phyllis did injure herself, 240 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,613 but she injured herself having fun, 241 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,366 and I don't think she would trade that memory for anything. 242 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,370 I would like the memory of a day 243 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,747 uninterrupted by this nonsense. 244 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:50,626 You all took a life here today. You did. 245 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,169 The life of the party. 246 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:56,298 Erin, I want you to go downstairs, 247 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,801 and I want you to shut it down. 248 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,636 You mean unplug the coffee machine and bring it up here? 249 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,304 I don't care. Bury it. 250 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,723 I hope you're happy. 251 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:13,190 Okay. I'm going to need two able-bodied men. 252 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,945 Cafe Disco? More like crappy disco. 253 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,446 You're bad. 254 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,006 There's girls in there. Where? 255 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,591 The other room. What other room? 256 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,427 Down the hall. There's girls there? 257 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:42,594 What did I just say? 258 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:43,679 You bring my sandwich? 259 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,972 Forget the sandwich. 260 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,765 Girls. Girls. 261 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:53,439 I guess they got what they want. I am eating alone. 262 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:56,775 Might as well be dinner. 263 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:05,534 Comfy? All right, all right. Just relax, relax, okay? 264 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,454 Dwight. Dwight. 265 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:11,540 Come on, relax. This shirt wasn't doing you any favors. 266 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:15,627 If my assessment is correct, you grind your teeth? 267 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:16,879 I do. 268 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:22,009 No kidding. She sits three feet from me. It's the most annoying thing. 269 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,096 It's like children singing Christmas carols. 270 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,112 Yeah. I'm loving the vibe down here. 271 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,114 Ashley. You made it. 272 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:47,910 You invited someone? 273 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,495 Oh. Yeah. Was I not allowed to do that? 274 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:52,498 I don't know. I've been here eight years, and I've never... 275 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:53,665 Rude. 276 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:05,344 I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure I'm in a dance-off. 277 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:13,310 Cafe Disco is dead, but I can still hear the music in my head. 278 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,770 I hear it, too, boss. 279 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,416 It's better than I imagined it. 280 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,170 It feels good, Dwight. 281 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,296 Tell me where it hurts. 282 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,633 Right... Right there. 283 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,553 Yeah, you've got a knot in your crest. 284 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:50,430 This remedy has been passed down in my family for generations, 285 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,266 and it always works. 286 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:56,645 My grandfather was told that Diamond Dancer would never race again. 287 00:14:56,729 --> 00:15:00,732 They were wrong. He came in ninth in the Apple Creek Derby. 288 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,860 And his jerky came in third the following year. 289 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:08,490 A majestic beast. So fast, so tender. 290 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:14,913 Welcome, welcome. Cafe Disco. I am Michael Scott. 291 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,206 Hey, Angela, welcome to Cafe... 292 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:17,416 Stop! 293 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,877 Angela, Angela, Angela, may I interest you in a triple espresso, 294 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,421 or perhaps a dance? 295 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,007 No, I didn't come down here to get wet and wild. 296 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,216 I just need you to sign these. 297 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:29,261 All right. Here you go. 298 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,762 And, no, you need to sign them all. 299 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,472 No, no, no. Here is the deal. 300 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,933 One signature for every song. 301 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,060 Look, I hate to be "that" person, 302 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,438 but I just don't like the general spirit of music. 303 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:43,900 I know, I know. Angela, a lot of people doubted Cafe Disco at first, 304 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:47,529 but it is a magical place. You have to give it a chance. 305 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,449 If these walls could talk, they would say, 306 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,744 "This is a magical place. You're safe here. 307 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:57,122 "We are talking walls. We're not going to eat you." 308 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,209 No. 309 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:05,297 This is oil from the gland of an otter. 310 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,550 It keeps their fur water resistant, as well as traps heat. 311 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,385 Now, I need you to lie still for an hour. 312 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,596 An hour? I can't stay here an hour. 313 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:16,183 Whoa, whoa, girl. Whoa. Whoa. 314 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:20,437 Boss, this used to hang from my windshield, but it belongs in here. 315 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,398 Hey, thank you, Creed. You really get this place. 316 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:27,402 No problem. I'll just have no idea who's driving behind me now. 317 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,243 Look out. 318 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,625 Yeah! Yeah. 319 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,212 Yeah! Finish it off. 320 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,755 Oh, no! Oh, no! 321 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,471 Here we go. Okay, something's gonna happen. 322 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,564 Here we go. Yeah. 323 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,376 I'm going to go with the python. 324 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,211 But the rattler's so scary. 325 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:30,006 No, please, I find the rattle soothing. Puts me to sleep. 326 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:32,968 I think Bob's going to cheat on me with his new secretary. 327 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,017 What's so funny? 328 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:44,646 When I say it out loud, it's so silly. 329 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:52,195 Hey, hey, Angela, no. No cleaning up. 330 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,698 You are forcing me to be down here. 331 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,324 Am I not allowed to have some fun? 332 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,160 No cleaning up. 333 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,257 These are for you. 334 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,426 They're beautiful. 335 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,137 You ready? Yeah. 336 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:38,533 We should probably stop by. It would mean a lot to him. 337 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:47,083 Hey. Hey. Man, Jim and Pam. 338 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,170 Can you believe this? It's really happening. 339 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,714 Want to dance, Dwight? 340 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,508 Ordinarily, I would say no, 341 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:58,011 but you need to move to reduce lactic acid buildup. 342 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,931 Also, this song is fantastic. 343 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,142 Mind if I steal my wife? 344 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,187 You can't steal what is legally your property. 345 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,567 Are those staples? 346 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,695 This dance competition is not over. 347 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:19,241 What dance competition? I was just dancing casually with my friend, y'all. 348 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,742 Yeah, right. 349 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:38,635 You guys are the best for coming. 350 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,971 You don't have to stay if you don't want to. I understand. 351 00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,722 We're going to stay. Really? 352 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,766 At least for one more dance. 353 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:49,062 No, not me. Not me. Get out of here. Cafe Disco. 354 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:52,649 Hey, come on, man. We're not even to "Y." 355 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,109 This is so cheesy. 356 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,318 Yes. 357 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,992 I like cheesy. 358 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,201 Me, too. 359 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:10,125 You know, I think maybe I want a wedding wedding. 360 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,210 Me, too. 361 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:13,795 Really? Yeah. 362 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,637 Would you like to dance? 363 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,139 No. 364 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:35,692 Yeah. No, well, okay... Stop squirming. 365 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,611 Well, stop trying to poke me with a sharp thing. 366 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,738 You wanted to do this, okay? Just be brave. 367 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,114 I know, but you're not a professional, 368 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,699 and I'm thinking maybe we should have gone that route. 369 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,367 I'm doing... No, I'm doing it for free. 370 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:45,577 Just... You have to stop squirming, 371 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,786 otherwise, I'm going to mess up. 372 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,371 Are you sure that's not the gay ear? 373 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:49,998 Gay ear? Are you 12 years old? 374 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,124 Well, I... 375 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,417 Look, I'm going to count to three. 376 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,501 Count to 20. 377 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,338 No, I'm going to count to three. One, two, three. 378 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,923 Son of a bitch! 379 00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,008 Andy, that was just the ice. 380 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,509 It was? Yeah, it was.