1 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:07,173 Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin. 2 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:09,384 He's not available right now. 3 00:00:09,802 --> 00:00:11,219 Uh-huh. 4 00:00:11,303 --> 00:00:15,223 Yes. Sure, I'll give him the message when he gets up. Gets back. 5 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,019 Michael had chicken pot pie for lunch. 6 00:00:20,104 --> 00:00:21,270 Actually, let me rephrase that. 7 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:24,565 Michael had an entire chicken pot pie for lunch. 8 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:26,567 Let me be more specific. 9 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:31,364 Michael ate an entire, family-sized chicken pot pie for lunch, 10 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,699 and then he promptly fell asleep. 11 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:34,784 So, we're all trying to be very quiet, 12 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,828 so as to not wake him up before 5:00 p.m., 13 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:39,372 which actually should be in about 14 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,087 10 minutes. 15 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:47,797 Okay, I'm gonna go in there and change the computer. 16 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,340 Are you sure you can change his watch? 17 00:00:49,425 --> 00:00:50,591 I can do it. 18 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:52,552 What do you need from me? 19 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:54,053 Normally, I don't condone leaving early, 20 00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:56,389 but I have an appointment with the horse doctor. 21 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,850 How that horse became a doctor, I don't know. 22 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:03,813 No, I'm kidding. 23 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,857 He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head 24 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,483 when its leg is broken. 25 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,162 Like clockwork. 26 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:28,463 Oh, no. 27 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:32,175 What's so funny? 28 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,259 You had to be there. 29 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:35,219 Oh, yay, geography joke. 30 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:43,352 Oh. Wow, okay. All right, let's all go home. Come on. See you all tamale. 31 00:01:43,479 --> 00:01:44,479 Bye. 32 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,689 See you later, Michael. 33 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,126 All right, you ready for this? 34 00:02:07,211 --> 00:02:09,712 Yeah, we walk around, everyone sees our faces, then we leave, right? 35 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,130 Yeah. Okay. 36 00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:12,840 Wait, should I have left the car running? 37 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:15,343 Oh. 38 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,053 Oh, don't get us wrong, we like picnics. 39 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,721 Come on, who doesn't like a picnic? 40 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,097 Tell them what happened last year. 41 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:22,517 I had this huge spider in my baseball mitt. 42 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:24,227 No, no, that guy who hit on me. 43 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,646 Oh, right. Some drunk guy hit on Pam last year. 44 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,481 Said he was grabbing her for balance. 45 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:31,234 Yeah, you don't grab these for balance. 46 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,069 Well... 47 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,532 I'm gonna say 30. 48 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:39,033 Ah, 40. 49 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:42,370 Insect repellent, which we clearly need, reduces the effectiveness of SPF. 50 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:46,707 Good point, but thought of that already, combination SPF/repellent. 51 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,167 Whoa. Homemade? 52 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:49,460 Of course. 53 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:51,671 You think the EPA would ever allow that much deet? 54 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:56,509 Rolf is my best friend. We met in a shoe store. 55 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:59,428 I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed 56 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,055 and not leave any tracks. 57 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,140 Michael, isn't that Holly? 58 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:09,146 We're just friends. 59 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:11,315 Hey, hey. Wait a second. 60 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,693 Who let you in here, is what I wanna know. 61 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:15,528 Oh, no. 62 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,530 I see they're letting just anybody in here. 63 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:20,116 Mmm-hmm. Yeah, that's right. 64 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,451 All right. All right. Mmm-hmm. 65 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,663 Hey. Hi. 66 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:29,292 You remember A.J., my boyfriend? 67 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,627 A little bit. I meet a lot of people. 68 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:32,920 Hey, Michael. Hey. 69 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,630 Oh. 70 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:43,055 So, would you guys like some lemonade? 71 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,433 Or one of you? Or both of you? 72 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:48,728 Either-or. Combinations are endless. 73 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,646 Lemonade sounds great. Okay. 74 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:51,981 I'd love an iced tea, actually. 75 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,816 You can go to hell. 76 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,277 I'm kidding. 77 00:03:56,987 --> 00:04:00,323 Um, sure, I will get you the best iced tea in the world. 78 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:03,910 I lied to Kevin. 79 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:06,412 Holly and I can never be just friends. 80 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:09,248 I wrote down a list of bullet points 81 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,000 why Holly and I should be together, 82 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:14,003 and I'm going to find the perfect moment today and I'm going to tell her. 83 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:17,840 Number one, "Holly, you and I are soup snakes." 84 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,385 And the reason is 85 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:25,556 because in terms of the soup, we like to... 86 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:28,434 That doesn't make any sense. We're soul mates. 87 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:30,645 Holly and I are soul mates. 88 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,647 Jim, Pam. 89 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,106 - Hey, how are you? - Hey, Charles. 90 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:35,775 Nice day, huh? Yeah. 91 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:38,861 Must be nice to get a rest from all your rest. 92 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:42,448 I don't get it. He's not even my boss anymore. 93 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:43,824 Do you want me to beat him up for you? 94 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:46,911 No, I shouldn't have to ask you to do stuff like that. You should just do it. 95 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:49,997 Listen up, everyone. I've gone over this lineup very carefully. 96 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:52,083 We cannot forget the humiliation 97 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:54,460 we suffered last year at the softball game 98 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:58,673 with Jim's whole spider-in-the-mitt incident. Right? 99 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,883 Well, I could've died, so... 100 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:04,136 I looked it up online afterwards. 101 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:06,597 Erin, back row. Ryan, you move up a row. 102 00:05:06,682 --> 00:05:09,934 Bro-migo, do you think you could put Erin on my row? 103 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:11,644 Why? I don't understand. 104 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:14,772 If... No, wait... Wait a minute, I get it. 105 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:18,442 You want her to set you up so you can spike it. 106 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:20,987 Uh... 107 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:23,489 I'll tell you what, I'm gonna do you one better. 108 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,157 I'm gonna put you next to Phyllis. 109 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,159 She's the best setter on the team. 110 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,161 That's... Sly dog. 111 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:30,329 Not what I meant. 112 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:31,831 Come on, folks! 113 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,250 What is up with you two, Holly? 114 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,210 Um, not much. 115 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:37,837 We're designing a house. 116 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:39,463 Cool, for who? 117 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,298 For us. 118 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:43,759 Wow. 119 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:47,930 I'm designing a chair. 120 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,225 It's part of your pants. 121 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,060 You sit down, you're supported. 122 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:56,063 I remember your chair-pants idea. Yeah. 123 00:05:57,566 --> 00:06:01,110 I like that. Put me down for a pair. I'm a size-34 waist. 124 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,529 All right, fatty, I will do it. 125 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:06,282 You know what, we should actually rehearse. 126 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,367 Okay, yeah. 127 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:09,827 You guys are really gonna do this? 128 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:11,996 You bet your fat ass we are. 129 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:15,082 Well, in his infinite wisdom, 130 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:18,627 David Wallace has authorized us to put on a little presentation 131 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,546 about the history of Dunder Mifflin. 132 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:23,132 Yep, old comedy team is back together again. 133 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,633 That's right. 134 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:25,885 "Have you heard the news? 135 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:28,387 "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!" 136 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,681 "Newspapers for sale!" 137 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:38,522 Are you blind? Are you blind? 138 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:43,402 Sir? With the glasses, are you literally blind? 139 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:45,237 I'm concerned you might be in danger. 140 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,073 These are expensive Ray-Bans, jackass. 141 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:49,909 Okay, I was just looking out for you. 142 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,160 You're doing great, by the way. 143 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,369 Thanks. 144 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,205 I got it. 145 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,251 Kevin, come on! Are you blind? 146 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:02,463 I could've gotten that, idiot! Can you see things with your eyeballs? 147 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:03,589 It's not a sledgehammer! 148 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,342 Come on, people. We need to get our heads in the game. 149 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,928 Let's focus. Come on, you're better than this. 150 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,971 I am better than this. 151 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,265 Phyllis, why are you sitting on the ground? 152 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:16,352 We've been out here for a while, I don't need this. 153 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:25,194 Oh, come... Ryan, come on, man! One second. 154 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,947 Wait, wait, wait! Net, net. Her hand's on the net. 155 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,281 So what? Rule violation. 156 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,574 Ball is ours. Give it to me. 157 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:32,243 What? Our point. 158 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:33,869 Okay, hey, Pam, how you doing? 159 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:37,081 Hey, do you know if you're right-handed or left-handed, or do you even know? 160 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:38,791 What hand do you use to answer the phone? 161 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,042 Back off, Dwight. 162 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,217 Nice hit, Pam! 163 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:50,177 What? 164 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:55,558 Maybe I played a little in junior high and in high school. 165 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,477 Maybe a little in college. 166 00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:01,063 And went to volleyball camp most summers. 167 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,189 All right, come on! 168 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:07,862 Yeah, look at that. We win. Nice shot, Beesly. 169 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,905 Yes, we advance to the next round! 170 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,407 Oh, Lord in heaven. 171 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,033 Had to be part of the group. 172 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:20,875 Brought some snacky-snacks in case we get hungry. 173 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:23,419 Ooh, yes, please. 174 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,215 Mmm. 175 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,761 So, what do you have planned for us today? 176 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:37,683 What? Do you have a script for the sketch or... 177 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:41,979 Um, no, I just thought we'd wing it. That cool? 178 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:43,564 Crystal cool. 179 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,069 Hit it, Andy. 180 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,487 Bump, I bumped it! 181 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,281 Set. Don't set it to yourself. 182 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,200 Yeah. 183 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,286 Ow! My ankle. 184 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,412 What happened? 185 00:08:58,496 --> 00:08:59,872 I twisted it. 186 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,373 You weren't even moving. 187 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,335 Okay, sub. 188 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:05,711 I can play. 189 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,255 Is there a Meredith here? 190 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:10,341 Yeah! Man in! 191 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,968 Rolf, did you not hear me? 192 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:16,847 I don't hear cheaters, tramps or women who break my friend's heart. 193 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,058 Let's go! 194 00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:24,230 We could do a movie sort of thing. 195 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,482 We could do Back to the Future. 196 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,235 Oh. We have to convince Dunder and Mifflin 197 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:32,529 to go back in time, fix their parents. 198 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,408 Could we get a DeLorean? 199 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:40,746 Jaws. They swim in the ocean and they terrorize the whole community. 200 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:41,830 Oh. 201 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:45,292 Dunder, Dunder, Dunder, Dunder... 202 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,175 We haven't found our great idea yet. 203 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,635 No. No. 204 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,763 We're circling it. 205 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:58,847 Hmm. 206 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,690 Yes! Oh, yeah! 207 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,900 Nicely done. We're still gonna crush you, though. 208 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:11,777 Yes, we are. You suckers are going down! 209 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,571 They're gonna wipe their asses with your serves! 210 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:15,864 Piss all over your faces! 211 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,075 That's true! 212 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:21,036 This reminds me of the HR convention last fall. 213 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:25,249 Oh, yeah, with Bernie and Efrem. That was hilarious. 214 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,417 Really, really funny. 215 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:27,751 Really funny. 216 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:31,839 Listen, guys. One more point and we play corporate. 217 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:45,019 Settle down, gentlemen. 218 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,520 Good game! 219 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:50,107 Welcome to the 43rd Annual Company Picnic, everybody. 220 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,483 Thanks for being here. 221 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:55,863 Now, a couple of employees have volunteered to entertain us with a song. 222 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,364 Uh, it's a sketch now. 223 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:58,490 Okay. 224 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:03,954 Introducing Scranton's Michael Scott performing with Nashua's Holly Flax. 225 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:05,080 I have not seen this. 226 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,837 And now, presenting 227 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,673 SlumDunder Mifflinaire! SlumDunder Mifflinaire! 228 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:21,221 Are you ready to play SlumDunder Mifflinaire? 229 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,848 Yes, I am. 230 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:26,935 For $100, where did Dunder meet Mifflin? 231 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,188 A, on easy street, 232 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,107 B, a tour of Dartmouth College, 233 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,443 C, they never met, 234 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,071 D, brushing their teeth. 235 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:43,160 Oh. I'm thinking. 236 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,954 I'm going to say 237 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,543 B, tour of Dartmouth College. 238 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,629 That is correct! 239 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,383 How did you know that? 240 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,637 I was there! 241 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,808 I was a tour guide at Dartmouth College! No! 242 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:10,479 Nice campus. Think you'll get in? 243 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,524 Yeah. I'm definitely getting in. I'm a shoo-in. 244 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,067 I'm Robert Dunder. 245 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,902 I'm Robert Mifflin. 246 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:25,077 Robert Mifflin had a great life, 247 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,414 but unfortunately had undiagnosed depression, 248 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,959 which over 9 million Americans suffer from and is very treatable. 249 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:36,004 For $250, how did he kill himself? 250 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,132 A, a rope, 251 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,175 B, a knife, 252 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,511 C, a gun, 253 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,305 D, brushing his teeth. 254 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:51,145 $250 is more money than I've ever seen in my life. 255 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:57,818 I will say C, a gun. He shot himself in the head. 256 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,529 That is correct! 257 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,738 Yes! 258 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,867 I usually don't enjoy the theater, 259 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,660 but this is delightful. 260 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,706 The economic downturn has been difficult recently, 261 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:14,209 forcing the closures of both Camden and Yonkers 262 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,379 to be followed soon by what other branch? 263 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:21,300 For $500,000, is it 264 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,926 A, Scranton, 265 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,096 B, Buffalo, 266 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,183 C, Utica, 267 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,894 or D, Toothbrush? 268 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,521 I will say B, Buffalo, final answer. 269 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:35,647 That is correct! 270 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,566 - What is he talking about? - What? 271 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,775 No way. It's gotta be a joke. 272 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,279 How did you know that? David Wallace told me! 273 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:43,363 David, is this true? 274 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,824 Uh, okay, everyone, we're at a picnic today... 275 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,076 Are we losing our jobs or not, David? 276 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,162 They didn't know? I guess not. 277 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,539 I'm sorry. This certainly wasn't the time or the place 278 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,874 to announce this sort of thing, 279 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:57,794 but there have been talks about closing the Buffalo branch. 280 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:58,921 And? 281 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,215 We're closing the Buffalo branch. 282 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,552 Are you serious? You've gotta be kidding me! 283 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:08,847 We're the best branch in the company. I don't believe it. 284 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,479 How could you possibly think 285 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,856 that the right way to announce a branch closing 286 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:20,025 was in a comedy sketch at the company picnic? 287 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,736 Well, I didn't know they didn't know. 288 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,404 What about the fact that they're here today? 289 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,532 What about that? That didn't throw up any alarms? 290 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:29,701 No, Michael needed a little bit for his comedy sketch 291 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,079 and he thought, "Oh, this would be real funny." Thank you. 292 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,623 Damn it, Michael. I told you that in confidence. 293 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:38,752 Now I have to go over and deal with these employees and their families. 294 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,212 A little boy just walked up to me and said, 295 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,548 "Is my daddy gonna have a job by Christmas?" 296 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,509 Well, he's just thinking about his own gifts. 297 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,054 Maybe we shouldn't play due to the circumstances. 298 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,974 Hey, people need volleyball now more than ever. 299 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,517 How do you figure? 300 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:57,312 Because if we don't play, then the other team wins. 301 00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:01,149 Dwight's right. Corporate deserves to get its ass kicked. 302 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,069 Let's do this. 303 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,989 Jim, come on! 304 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,826 Look who just woke up! 305 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,665 I've been up for a while! 306 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:22,754 It's 6 to 6. It's a nail biter. 307 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:27,259 Kevin! Now it's 7-6. Or is that too much accounting for you? 308 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,052 Here's an accounting question for you. 309 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,930 What does one fiancé plus one lover equal? 310 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,348 Answer, one whore. 311 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,142 Okay, knock it off, Rolf. 312 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,936 What? She's sitting there casting aspersions... Rolf, please. 313 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,146 No, wait a minute. I am asking nicely. 314 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,356 Wait, you don't mean that. Rolf, leave it alone. 315 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,569 You got it. 316 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:47,529 All right. 317 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,705 Got it. Damn! 318 00:15:58,916 --> 00:15:59,916 - I got it. - Pam! 319 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,086 You all right? Yeah. No, no, no, I'm fine. 320 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,379 You sure? Yeah. 321 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,423 Hey, easy, easy, easy. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 322 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,966 You want to get that looked at. 323 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,135 No, no, it's fine. Just give me a second. 324 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,971 I don't know. You know, this is a company picnic. 325 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,307 So, technically, that is a company injury, you know. 326 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:18,060 The safest thing to do is get that examined. Right, David? 327 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,227 Yeah. All right, you know what? 328 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,812 You're just trying to get rid of our best player. 329 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,689 Oh, Jim, you're putting a volleyball game 330 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,066 in front of your fiancée's health. 331 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,902 No... Look, seriously, I can move it fine. 332 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,237 Come on, let's go. It's our ball. Let's go. I don't know. 333 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,531 Yeah, I don't think we can let you play with that foot. 334 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,117 Tell you what. I spotted a small hospital 335 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,952 a few kilometers south of here. 336 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:38,497 Get her back as soon as possible. I'll stall them. 337 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,376 I guess that's it for you, Jim. 338 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,712 All right, you know what? Let's do this. 339 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:47,881 We'll be back. 340 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:51,218 Oh, man, I am so mad that Pam got hurt! 341 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,557 I'll get it. 342 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,940 Probably shouldn't have mentioned Buffalo. 343 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,692 Hindsight. 344 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,111 Should've had hindsight. 345 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,739 How do you think it went before the Buffalo thing? 346 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,075 I think it went well. I think it was good. 347 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,035 There weren't any laughs. 348 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,912 Well, that was a tough audience. 349 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,623 Yeah, but we wrote it specifically for this audience. 350 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,961 Believe me, I have seen a lot of tough audiences in my time, 351 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,046 and that was one of them. 352 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,173 Well, I'm glad we did it. 353 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,468 Me, too. 354 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:52,612 We have a lot of good material for next year's sketch. 355 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,162 I can't wait. 356 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:07,210 Yeah, she's with the nurse right now, so you'll have to stall a little longer. 357 00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:09,087 No. Don't send in the subs yet. 358 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,590 Dwight, I don't know. Think of something. 359 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:14,176 Well, to be safe, we should do an x-ray. How long will that take? 360 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,470 Well, it shouldn't be too bad. It's a slow day. 361 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,555 So, no other radiation this year, 362 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,390 no metal plates, no chance you're pregnant... 363 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:21,767 I'm sorry. Could we just hurry this up? 364 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:22,851 I've got a game to get back to. 365 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,144 Oh, good, because my next question was, 366 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,604 "Do you have a game to get back to?" 367 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,731 What did you think? 368 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,317 I loved it. 369 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,818 You know, there was a part near the end 370 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:34,780 that seemed like that went on a little long, but... 371 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,031 Well, you guys should hit the road 372 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,117 before I close down another branch. 373 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,452 Okay. So good to see you. 374 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,870 Good to see you. 375 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,873 A.J. Michael. 376 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,170 I didn't find the perfect moment, 377 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:54,466 because I think that today was about just having today. 378 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,805 And I think that we are one of those couples with a long story 379 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,307 when people ask how we found each other. 380 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:07,479 I will see her every now and then, 381 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:11,441 and maybe one year, she'll be with somebody, 382 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,693 and the next year, I'll be with somebody, 383 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,154 and it's gonna take a long time. 384 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,784 And then it's perfect. 385 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,704 I'm in no rush. 386 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,917 Ha! Dwight, come on, now. It's time to put in the subs. 387 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,169 Yeah, it looks like Pam won't make it back. 388 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,005 Okay? Okay, fine. 389 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,715 All right! Come on. Okay. 390 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,176 Except you know what? It's not fine. 391 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:42,097 How many people need to get hurt before we learn a valuable lesson? 392 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,099 One? Two? 393 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,476 Three? Four? 394 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,311 Dwight... No, no. Hear me out. 395 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,356 Five? Six? 396 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,607 Dwight. 397 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,109 Seven? Can I finish, please? 398 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,193 Okay. 399 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:56,987 Eight? 400 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:58,864 Oh, Dwight, we're so close. 401 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,490 Just buy us a few more minutes. 402 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:04,035 Well, they just called me in for an update, so I'll call you right back. 403 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,495 Okay. Okay, great. 404 00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:44,993 Hey, Dwight. Uh... 405 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,329 Send in the subs.