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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(THERE'S A SILENCE PLAYING)

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Do you guys not see the problem here?

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Vince said she was staying a couple
of nights, all right? A couple is two.

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Except in Utah.

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Look at him. She's got him doing fucking
yoga, man. It's embarrassing.

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- DRAMA: She thinks she's his trainer.
- So do you.

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What? I'm not?

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What the fuck did I get certified for then?

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Relax, Drama, you're his trainer.

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It's all a big joke to E, because he's been
sleeping off campus at Emily's.

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You're going to low-jack on me, Turtle?

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You guys have idiot girlfriends
who will fuck everything up.

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Quiet, here they come.

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(DRAMA SIGHS)

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How was yoga?

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- Great. Fiona is a great teacher.
- (GIGGLING) Thanks, baby.

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All right.
You ready for a real workout, Vince?

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No weights. I just had a mean stretch.

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Vince, you got to hit the weights
if you want to put on size.

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Bulk is so '90s, Johnny.
It's all about flexibility, don't you think?

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Um... No, I don't.

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We'll catch you later.
We're gonna go grab breakfast.

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FIONA: Bye, guys.

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I don't trust that New Age bullshit.

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Me, neither,
even if it is attached to an ass like that.

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Yo, E. What up, dawg?

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Not much. How about you?

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MAN: Never better.

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Who's that jerkoff?

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No clue.

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(CLEARING THROAT)

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Yankees playing the Angels Tuesday.

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I got the company box
if you want to roll with.

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Got the gals from The L Word coming.
Trust me, they're only acting.

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Not trying to be an asshole or anything,
but do we know each other?

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Are you kidding me? Josh Weinstein, Triad.
We met at the fight.

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Oh, yeah, okay. All right.

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Do me a favor.
Put a towel on or something. Cover up.

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Not a locker room guy. No problem.

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So listen, E,
I didn't want to interrupt Vince's workout...

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but I got a great piece of material.

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Would you do me a favor
and have him take a look?

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You got to understand, the guy gets
hundreds of scripts a week, you know that.

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Yet this is something special. It kicks ass.

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It's gritty as shit. You'll love it.
I guarantee Vince will flip.

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Tell Vince it was a great move
passing on Matterhorn, too.

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- You think?
- Yeah. Script is a piece of shit.

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It's not a movie, it's a theme park ride.
There's no characters.

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- ERIC: That's what I said.
- But Ari pushed hard for that one.

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- Yeah.
- You know he doesn't read, right?

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Anyway, man, this one is different.
Takes place in your old neighborhood.

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- Queens, right?
- Yeah.

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

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- Hey, how are you?
- Hi, sweetheart.

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My God. I'm sorry.
I thought you were someone else.

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- Come on, Monica.
- I'm done talking to you, Turtle.

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You were supposed to hook me up
with some weed two days ago.

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The whole town is dry, believe me.
I'm not holding out on you.

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(CHUCKLING)

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What are you looking at?

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These Uggs, they're great,
but I can't find them anywhere.

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I can get those for you in two seconds...

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just give me the size and the style number.

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Oh.

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TURTLE: Hey, Shauna. What up?

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I have an apparel request for Vince.

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He needs a pair of Uggs
for his lady friend ASAP.

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Yeah.

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You don't have a weed guy, do you?

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- FIONA: Hey.
- Hey.

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- What are you doing?
- Just reading a script.

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- Any good?
- It's great so far.

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So that's your job? You read some scripts
and tell Vince which the good ones are?

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Yes, something like that.

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Wow. That's a really cool job.
So did you go to school for that?

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No.

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I love to read.
I read all the Harry Potter books and...

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Um, I don't know. If you need
a second opinion, don't hesitate.

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Okay. Cool.

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- All right.
- Thanks.

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Don't get mad,
but I think she's stealing food.

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- She's not stealing food.
- Shit keeps disappearing from the fridge.

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Did have an eye on the meatloaf, vanish.

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I know how these kleptos work.
First it's the food, then it's the plasma.

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All right. She didn't steal it,
she threw it away.

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- Thrown it away, why?
- She's vegan.

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- What the fuck does that mean?
- Means she's into a cruelty-free lifestyle.

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It's cruel to throw away
a $65.00 steak from Morton's.

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Just do me a favor, and keep the meat
out of her eye line while she's around.

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Look, she's already got him
wearing cloth shoes.

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These are my slippers. They are the ones
he stole from the Four Seasons, Maui.

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Those are the slippers? Where's the robe?

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Fiona just dropped the robe at the pool
and had nothing on underneath.

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- She's naked at the pool?
- ERIC: Yeah.

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- And you were looking at her?
- She's naked at the pool.

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- DRAMA: How's she look?
- Good enough to eat, I bet, huh?

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- Yeah.
- Too bad Vince can't eat animal products.

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(ERIC LAUGHING)

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I'm going up. You mind?

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- Yeah, I mind.
- Sue me, I'm going.

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- Vince.
- VINCE: Did you call the Hack?

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- Yeah. He's got nothing.
- How can the whole town be out of weed?

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Hack said the drought dried up the crops.
It ain't on me. Peace.

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- Three days, Vince. Don't bend the rules.
- I made the rules.

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Can we talk about something important?

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DRAMA: This is important,
it's a lifestyle issue.

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Did you see the picture
of the swami in the bathroom?

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It's her guru.

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I don't like the way he looks at me
when I'm pissing.

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- I found your next movie, Vince.
- Yeah?

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The script is awesome,
you got to read it now.

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FIONA: Vince, I need you.

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I'll read it later. All she wants to do is fuck.

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The idea is to get as close as possible
without actually touching.

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How long do we have to go for?

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The longer we hold out, the better the sex.

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Sometimes great masters hold out for years.

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But they're up in the mountains somewhere
by themselves, whacking off like crazy.

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ERIC: Vince, read that script?

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I'm sorry, baby, I'm on a tight schedule.

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(ENGINE REWING)

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SHAUNA: Here you go, Turtle.
Now you have to stop bothering me.

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Thanks, Shauna.
Vince's lady friend is going to love these.

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- These are not Taiwanese knockoffs?
- Would I do that to you?

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No, those are real goods.
Look at the sheepskin.

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You can tell these were born
and raised in the outback.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah, absolutely.

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- Thanks a mil, Shauna.
- Don't thank me, thank Christy.

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Christy.

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- Thanks.
- Yeah, no problem.

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If you ever need anything, you know,
concert tickets, pedicure...

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- full body massage...
- How about a stun gun?

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All right.

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Shauna, what's with the photographer?

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I told you, I don't want Vince
posing on these things.

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I called back and said...

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if he wants the Harley,
he has to take a picture on it.

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- We never had that discussion.
- I had it with Turtle.

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- And I spoke with Vince.
- That's all I give a shit about:

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What Vincent wants. So don't fuck with me
like you're fucking with Ari.

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Hey, Eric, I read it, it's awesome.

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- Read what?
- The script, it's so good.

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- You read it?
- God, it even made me cry. Right, Vince?

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Yeah, it did.

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Hey, Shauna, just so you know.
Look, you know I love you...

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- but I can't take a picture on that thing.
- Turtle said you'd do it.

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It's just my girl, she's really conscious
about the environment...

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she thinks it sends the wrong message.

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I mean, she doesn't mind riding around
in your Hummer. What is she thinking?

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I don't know what she is thinking,
but I can't be hassled.

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Vince, you're totally fucking me on this.

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- I'll take the picture.
- What am I going to do with your picture?

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Give me back those Uggs.
I know they're not for him, you fat midget.

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You're going to have to pull them
from my cold, dead hands.

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Oh, really?

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(BARKING)

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TURTLE: (LAUGHS) Good boy, Arnold.

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(MURMURING)

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- What are you doing?
- You didn't call bank shot.

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- I did. You didn't hear me.
- You got to learn to project.

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You hire a vocal coach,
you become a real asshole.

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E, the script's great.

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- ERIC: You read it?
- Yeah.

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- How many pages?
- The whole thing.

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Right. How does it end?

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What are you, an asshole?

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(LAUGHING)

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I tell you I got your next movie,
you ignore me...

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Fiona likes it, you read it in an hour?

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- I read it, what's the difference?
- I don't know, but there is one.

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Don't worry about that. Let's get it together.

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Call Ari and find out
why he doesn't know about it.

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- Yeah. Go call Ari, get us paid.
- Shut up, Turtle.

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Vince, you seen any juicy parts for me?

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- Maybe you could play his father.
- Fuck you.

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(PHONE RINGING)

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- Ari Gold's office.
- Hey.

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- EMILY: Hey, you left your wallet at my house.
- Did I?

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Yes. Is that your way of saying
you want to come back?

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ERIC: Sort of, yeah.

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We read a script that we love.
Any way Ari is free for lunch?

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Like in December.

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Hold on.
Let me just take care of something for you.

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All right, I just rescheduled
Anthony LaPaglia.

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- Thanks.
- I'll see you tonight?

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- Okay. Bye.
- Bye.

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- Pussy.
- Faggot.

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ARl: Uh...

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Yeah, I'll get the Faux Mung Bean Meatloaf.

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Okay.

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What the fuck are we doing here?
I'm on Atkins, I need protein.

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Come on, there's plenty of protein
in mung beans.

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I'm talking about real proteins,
like from the flesh of slaughtered animals.

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Got to have war paint on them,
blood dripping. It's what I need.

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Have you seen a video
of a slaughterhouse, Ari?

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Meat is murder.

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Even broccoli screams
when you rip it from the ground.

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Enough about the fucking menu.
Can we talk about Queens Boulevard?

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- Yeah Ari, I really want to do this.
- It's the best script I ever read.

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- She's reading your scripts now?
- Vince asked me to.

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He did?

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Do you guys have a problem with that?

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No, if you don't mind it not being printed
on recycled paper.

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What's the matter, E?

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Did the big words overwhelm you?
Had to pass it along?

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Well, I read it.
You didn't even know about it.

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I knew about it.
You think you knew about it and I didn't?

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You think there is anything in this universe
that you know, that I don't know?

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(ARI LAUGHING)

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- Vince, can I talk to you, please?
- Yeah.

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First rule of being a manager:
Control the star's fucking girlfriend.

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'Cause Yoko Ono is macro-psychotic.

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- What's wrong?
- Heard what he said about meat.

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I know, baby, I'm sorry.

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I don't know, I'm gonna wait outside.

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- Your agent is a karmic disaster.
- Okay, I'll see you out there.

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- I'll be like five minutes.
- All right.

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Excuse me. I was wondering
if you could take a picture with us.

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Sure, why not.

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Hey, idiot, you know that Scott Wick
is my best friend.

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Who is Scott Wick, asshole?

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He is the producer of the movie,
you dumb fuck.

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Then it should be fucking easy,
don't you think, douche bag?

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No, Eric, it shouldn't,
because what you don't know...

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you little garlic knot-making motherfucker...

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is that Wick hates Vince.

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00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:22,324
You got him excited about the script,
how'd you like to break that news to him?

230
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,992
Okay, I'll do that.

231
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:25,536
Hey, Vince!

232
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,956
The producer of the movie thinks you suck.

233
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,707
(GIRLS GIGGLING)

234
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:31,792
(CHATTERING)

235
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,336
Now what, Ari?

236
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,134
Is it all right if I hang out with you guys?

237
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:41,468
It's a free sidewalk.

238
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,553
What?

239
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,597
- Bite?
- No, thank you.

240
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:49,643
You're telling me you can't find anyone
on the West Coast who has a joint?

241
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,353
You're slacking, Hack.

242
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,900
He's sending a recon team up to
Humboldt County, but he's not hopeful.

243
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,111
You guys in need of weed?

244
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,446
What do you know about it?

245
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,282
I got a Sherpa who grows 100% organic.

246
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,117
No herbicides, no pesticides.

247
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:08,871
Like we are going all the way to Everest
to score weed from your Sherpa.

248
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:12,541
He doesn't live in Everest anymore,
he lives in Bel Air.

249
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,462
What's a Sherpa?

250
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,714
(CAR DOOR CLOSING)

251
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,048
(SHEEP BLEATING)

252
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,301
TURTLE: This guy sells weed
out of his house?

253
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,887
FIONA: Yeah, even the carpet
is made out of hemp. It's cool.

254
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,305
Just stepped in shit.

255
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,431
(SHEEP BLEATING)

256
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,515
(EXCLAIMING)

257
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:29,933
Come on, guys.

258
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:32,728
(BLEATING)

259
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,565
(MOOING)

260
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,575
TURTLE: Holy shit.

261
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:49,203
Field of fucking dreams.

262
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:53,665
I said check the resins
in the vegetation chamber.

263
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,043
It's the new thing with lights on.

264
00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,797
- Hey, baby.
- (GASPING) Dakatoka!

265
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,425
How're you doing?

266
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:07,513
That's her channel name.
Fiona's channel name is Dakatoka.

267
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,807
You are an ancient wisdom giver.

268
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,601
Who, Fiona is?

269
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,354
(SIGHING)

270
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,481
(PANTING)

271
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:19,858
Johnny Drama?

272
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,818
I'm Johnny Drama.

273
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,612
I'm a fan, man.

274
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,574
When's the next season
of Viking Quest, dude?

275
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,410
It got canceled seven years ago.

276
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:35,499
- Bummer.
- Yeah.

277
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:42,089
Euridice, Atena,
we're gonna have a little tea...

278
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,800
mix some ancient Mayan mule shit.

279
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,927
It's hybrid.

280
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,389
(COW MOOING)

281
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:52,641
Drama.

282
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:00,857
(BUBBLING)

283
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,550
Earth is moving.

284
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,136
Did you feel that?

285
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,513
Everything all the time.

286
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,601
There's dimensions we can't even see.

287
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:40,022
Everything is evolving...

288
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,524
Turtle, you are a dove.

289
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:46,361
That's cool. Can I hit that, Sherp? Thanks.

290
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,448
Aren't you afraid of getting busted?

291
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,408
Busted, I'm entrusted.

292
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,662
I don't steal, I heal.

293
00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:01,460
Not getting stoned, getting honed.

294
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:05,672
My probation officer
is one of my best customers.

295
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,050
(ALL CHUCKLING)

296
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,219
I'm a prisoner of war.

297
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,388
War on drugs.

298
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,642
Sounds so negative, man.

299
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:22,230
I mean the man's most positive,
positive "tive" is a negative.

300
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:23,982
It's a mega negative.

301
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,108
(ALL CHUCKLING)

302
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:27,778
Viking Quest!

303
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:28,904
(ALL LAUGHING)

304
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:33,575
Let them be low, we are getting high.

305
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,911
We're not getting fucked down...

306
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,621
(WHISPERING) we're getting fucked up.

307
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,207
That's awesome.
I think that went out, though.

308
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,378
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

309
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,421
(SCREAMING) Don't touch that!

310
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,841
(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

311
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,845
It's cool, Finley, cell phone.

312
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,683
(ALL LAUGHING)

313
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,477
- Is it cool?
- Please, enjoy.

314
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,188
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

315
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,731
(ALL LAUGHING)

316
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,108
TURTLE: Put it on vibrate.

317
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,026
Hello.

318
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,862
Call me Helen Keller,
'cause I'm a fucking miracle worker.

319
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:11,947
7:00 at Maestros...

320
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,366
you're gonna break bread with Wick,
and don't be late.

321
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,201
And tell Vince to wear something tight.

322
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,703
Yeah. Okay.

323
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,747
Sorry about that.

324
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,376
Ari delivered Wick. We have dinner
at Maestros at 7:00.

325
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,253
I'm over that project, dude.

326
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,839
What? I thought you loved the script.

327
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,173
I'll love another.

328
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:33,218
I'm not wasting my time with some guy
who doesn't like me.

329
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:36,888
There are no others, trust me.
I know, I'm the one who reads them.

330
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,474
When this guy meets you, he'll love you.

331
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,809
Oh, yeah?

332
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,274
Free steak, what the fuck.

333
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,651
I'm dying for some red meat.

334
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,195
Anybody need some clean urine?

335
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:55,824
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

336
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,701
ERIC: You're fucking whipped, bro.

337
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,745
VINCE: Will you stop it already?

338
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,831
I mean, this girl tells you
what pictures to make...

339
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:06,460
what scripts to read,
what dinners to go to. Come on...

340
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,670
where's your fucking balls?

341
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,506
E, don't freak, all right?

342
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,761
I love her, I want to marry her.

343
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,183
- I'm fucking with you. Relax, bro.
- That's not funny.

344
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,934
Look, she's leaving on Friday...

345
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,479
she's going to an ashram in India
for four months.

346
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,063
In that case, I love her.

347
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:30,025
- No problem. She's gone.
- Got to get her out of here.

348
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,235
- Gentlemen, Scott Wick.
- Hello.

349
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,697
Let's make this snappy.

350
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:38,492
Be nice.

351
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:42,871
Mmm.

352
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:43,955
Beluga.

353
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,416
- ERIC: Excuse me?
- Caviar.

354
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:49,336
Reminds me of a cold winter night
in Novgorod.

355
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,422
Where is Novgorod?

356
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,342
It's in Russia.

357
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,637
He didn't know that
'cause he dropped out of college.

358
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,388
So what did you do in Russia?

359
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,641
My father was an American diplomat.

360
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,227
That's nice, my father was a douche bag.

361
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,272
I'm gonna get the New York Strip...

362
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,692
because it reminds me
of my childhood in New York.

363
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,069
That's funny.

364
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:18,156
ERIC: So listen,
we want to talk to you about the script.

365
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:19,866
Vince wants to do it.

366
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,077
I read it and I loved it.

367
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,037
I appreciate that, boys...

368
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,290
but unfortunately, I just don't see you in it.

369
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:31,169
This movie is about a guy from Queens.

370
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,129
It's a kid from the neighborhood.

371
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,966
Vince is a guy from Queens,
he's from the neighborhood.

372
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,134
He doesn't feel like he is.

373
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,595
ERIC: Where does he feel like he's from?

374
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,598
- The Appalachians.
- Come on.

375
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,767
With all due respect...

376
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,437
I grew up a block
from where the script takes place...

377
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,022
in a shitty little apartment...

378
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:54,609
with five brothers and sisters
and a psychotically drunk father.

379
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,278
I am this part.

380
00:19:56,571 --> 00:20:01,283
Yes, but you know that even the truth
sometimes seems fake, wouldn't you say?

381
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,703
This doesn't seem like it's going anywhere,
does it?

382
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:05,912
Not really.

383
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,456
I'm gonna order a little extra.

384
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,002
Maybe I'll get this rib-eye to go.

385
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,254
Bring a little doggy bag home for the boys.

386
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,339
Do I look like Goodwill to you?

387
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,883
What are you, high?

388
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,926
Actually, Scott, I am.

389
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,888
VINCE: Is that a problem?

390
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,807
- Where did you get it?
- Oh! A friend of mine.

391
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:29,102
Some of the best shit I've ever smoked.
Are you in need?

392
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,186
I am.

393
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:34,357
My guy says the town is dry,
something about a drought.

394
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:35,942
Is your guy Black Hack?

395
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:40,196
Mmm. My guy spoke to another guy.
I don't really have a guy.

396
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,240
I could hook you up.

397
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,535
What are we doing here,
talking about the script or weed?

398
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,786
(LAUGHING) Maybe both.

399
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,461
(STILL IS STILL MOVING TO ME PLAYING)

400
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,046
Oh, Christ.

401
00:20:56,756 --> 00:21:00,592
I have to lie at my N.A. Meeting again.

402
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,137
Scott.

403
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,641
- Can I ask you a question?
- SCOTT: Mmm-hmm.

404
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:10,185
Why do you have to be such a hardass
all the time?

405
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,686
I don't know...

406
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,608
because it's just fucking fun.

407
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,695
(POLICE SIREN BLARING)

408
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,366
- Shit.
- This should be fun.

409
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:29,037
Give me one of those...
Cocksucker, motherfucker.

410
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,414
Relax, you said your dad's a diplomat,
right?

411
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,917
That was 50 fucking years ago, asshole.

412
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,544
- Just roll down the window.
- SCOTT: I'm on fucking probation.

413
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,629
ERIC: For what?

414
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:40,966
(STAMMERING) It was nothing,
it wasn't anything, it wasn't even true.

415
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,551
Hello, Officer.

416
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,012
- OFFICER: License and registration.
- Sure.

417
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,225
Here we go.

418
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,064
- Is there a problem?
- Yeah, Mr. Wick.

419
00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:57,816
You're parked in a red zone.

420
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:58,984
Oh!

421
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,235
Step out of the car, please.

422
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,445
- If you like, I can just move.
- Sir!

423
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,489
- Out of the car.
- VINCE: Excuse me, Officer.

424
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,116
Hi, how are you?

425
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:11,538
You know Officer Hecht? His daughter,
Melissa, is a good friend of mine.

426
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,081
I know you.

427
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,959
I saw the new trailer, movie looks good.

428
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,794
ERIC: Yes, it's a good film.

429
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:19,379
It is good.

430
00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:25,760
Not only does he not bust us for
smoking weed or parking in the red zone...

431
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,637
he asked this guy for his autograph.

432
00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:29,931
- Awesome.
- What can I say, I'm above the law.

433
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,182
Let's toast.

434
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,184
What is this stuff, is it weed or grass?

435
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,644
Whatever, it's good for you.

436
00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:37,522
I don't trust this shit.
I lived on this stuff in '93.

437
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,983
By the end of the year
I was sleeping standing up.

438
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,901
Come on guys, a goodbye toast.

439
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:45,196
- You really gonna leave us?
- I could cancel my trip.

440
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:46,698
No, don't do that.

441
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:49,117
We wouldn't want you to bum out Ramdash.

442
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,326
Ram Dass.

443
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:51,619
Whatever.

444
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,747
FIONA: All right, on the count of three.

445
00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:54,873
Three.

446
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,834
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

447
00:22:58,252 --> 00:22:59,252
Oh!

448
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:00,754
That's disgusting.

449
00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:02,088
Hello.

450
00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:03,840
- Mini Vince.
- Hey, Ari.

451
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:05,675
I don't know who blew who...

452
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:09,929
but Wick's got a crush on your boy Vince,
wants him to star in his vanity project.

453
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,222
All right, I'll tell him.

454
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,350
Prepare to enter the poor house,
you little bitch.

455
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,271
Wick wants you in the movie.

456
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,776
I don't know, you think I'm Queens enough?

457
00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:23,985
(LAUGHING)

458
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,320
We think.

459
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:28,448
Get another round here.

460
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:32,327
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)