1 00:00:08,092 --> 00:00:09,926 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:15,199 - Is it a beautiful day or what? - That's a good one, Drama. 3 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:18,327 You aren't seriously gonna wear that flag, are you? 4 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:21,581 When Pavarotti plays the El Rey, you can wear the Italian flag. 5 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,958 When my Irish brethren come to town, 6 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,501 I wear this. 7 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:29,213 Hey, Johnny, you know U2 was the first concert you ever took me to. 8 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:31,466 Joshua Tree tour, he snuck me out of a window. 9 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:33,176 - I was seven. - Yeah, that's right. 10 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,178 - Excuse me. - I got pulled over on the L.I.E. 11 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,929 I thought we were gonna miss the show. 12 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:39,098 You were driving when Vince was seven? 13 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:41,058 How fucking old are you, Drama? 14 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:42,435 31. Get off my ass. 15 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,729 31, Drama? Yeah, in dog years maybe. 16 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:47,231 Hey, guys, come on. It's his birthday. Leave him alone. 17 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:50,193 - Give me a second with E. - I hate it when you guys do that. 18 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:52,737 (SHOUTS) U2 rules! 19 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:54,280 (CROWD CHEERING) 20 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,949 I've been thinking about this Mandy thing all night. 21 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,826 Forget it. I want her to do the movie. 22 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:01,287 Now you want her to do it? What happened at dinner last night? 23 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:03,539 Nothing. It was just weird to see her, that's all. 24 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,374 - It's gonna be good though. - You sure? 25 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,418 Yeah, I'm sure. Don't even mention it to Ari. 26 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:10,421 - Okay. - You already mentioned it to him. 27 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:12,840 I might have sent him a panicked e-mail at 4:00 A.M. 28 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:14,759 I can't get Mandy Moore off this movie. 29 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:17,804 How are the seats, Ari? 'Cause I need to be able to see Bono. 30 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,472 - You know what I mean? - Ari, it's fine. 31 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,849 I was being an asshole yesterday. I have no bad feelings for her. 32 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:23,476 In fact, I have no feelings at all. 33 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,478 Excellent! Boom! Let's make a movie. 34 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,480 Yeah, let's. 35 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,148 So how are those seats? 36 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:32,318 They're nosebleeds. Just like you like them, right? 37 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,987 "Floor level or bust." That's my motto. 38 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,823 I thought it was, "Will act for food." 39 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:39,242 Before this thing starts let's get down to a little business. 40 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:43,329 Vinnie, the studio wants to see you in San Diego. 41 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:45,331 - What's in San Diego? - Shamu. 42 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,583 - Comic-Con. - Comic-Con? 43 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:50,253 Ain't that that comic book geek-fest you go to every year? 44 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,839 That's no geek-fest. That's my bread and butter. 45 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:55,675 I make $1,800 a day selling autties. 46 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:57,885 You sell German cars there? 47 00:02:57,970 --> 00:03:01,138 Autographs, dickbag! I've been begging you guys to come for years. 48 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,015 We've been laughing in your face for years 49 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,934 because we don't like comic book geeks. 50 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:08,145 You better start if you want to live off Aquaman for the next 50 years. 51 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:10,773 The studio wants to introduce Aquaman there. 52 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,192 They think these geeks can make or break a movie 53 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:15,111 - a year before it opens. - I don't really wanna go. 54 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:18,155 They don't pay you to act. They pay you to promote. 55 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,949 Cameron would be there himself 56 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,451 if he wasn't overseeing the construction of the water tank. 57 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,662 - He's not going? - No. It's just you and Aquagirl. 58 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:26,414 You're gonna make a big splash. 59 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:28,666 - Mandy's going? - Yes! 60 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,378 What the hell? 61 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,213 We'll make a weekend out of it. 62 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:35,965 I thought you had no feelings for this girl. 63 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,134 I don't. I'm going for Johnny. 64 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,553 - Sure you are. - Comic-Con and U2! 65 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,805 That's a big birthday, huh, Johnny Drama? 66 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,891 Not bad, Ari, not bad. Now where are those seats? 67 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:47,393 Right here. Take a look at that! 68 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:50,479 (CHUCKLES) Very funny. 69 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,607 Clippers' tickets for Thursday night. 70 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:55,526 - Stop fucking around, Ari. - Are you serious? 71 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:57,194 You've got to be shitting me! 72 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:59,280 You're kidding, right? 73 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,657 Jesus Christ. Ari Gold. 74 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,326 You just got demoted to silver. 75 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,661 (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 76 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:09,081 I will never forgive Ari for this. Never. 77 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,000 Would you let it go already, Drama? 78 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,586 I would've bought the tickets myself if he hadn't promised them. 79 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,422 Drama, we could've gone. You just refused to scalp. 80 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:18,466 We could've had great seats for 200 a pop. 81 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:22,178 Scalping raises ticket prices so the average fan can't afford them. 82 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:25,473 U2 stands up for the common man and so do I. 83 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,183 You are the common man, Drama. 84 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,060 More like an uncommon loser. 85 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:48,537 - Hey, Robbie. - Welcome back, Mr. Chase. 86 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,623 - How are you, pal? - Mr. Chase? 87 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,083 I'll handle this myself. 88 00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:54,877 - ROBBIE: As always. - This place is horrifying. 89 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:57,588 - What are you talking about? - There's my superhero! 90 00:04:57,673 --> 00:05:00,299 Hey, Shauna. You spinning a little story 91 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:02,718 how the Chase brothers are conquering Comic-Con? 92 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:05,471 No, I'm gonna spin a story that you really aren't Vince's brother. 93 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,057 Johnny! Johnny Chase! 94 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:12,019 - How are you? - Vanessa! 95 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:15,231 At Comic-Con, Shauna, I think I'm Johnny's brother. 96 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,691 Yeah, how're you doing? 97 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,818 - How have you been? - You look great. 98 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:20,486 - Are you here for the signing? - Yeah! 99 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,321 Great. What time are you at your booth? 100 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:25,032 Well, every year I do night signings from 7:00 to 9:00. 101 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:27,284 Oh, great. I'm 6:00 to 8:00, so we'll overlap. 102 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,662 - I'll see you then. We'll catch up. - Definitely. 103 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,331 - It's good to see you. - All right, I'll see you later. 104 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:34,667 - Drama. - That's a beautiful woman. 105 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:37,336 - Nice. - I hate that bitch. 106 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:40,506 Vanessa Angel. She did three eps of Viking Quest 107 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,092 and then they just gave her this shitbag spin off. 108 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,803 She's been riding the Viking Quest wave for a decade. 109 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,180 - So have you. - Didn't Angel Quest 110 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,641 run five times longer than Viking Quest? 111 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:53,477 Yeah, but only 'cause she showed her tits in Playboy. 112 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:56,147 Either way, Johnny, I think the Angel likes you. 113 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:57,815 Yeah, she's beautiful too, Drama. 114 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:59,275 Well, not in my eyes she's not. 115 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,736 Okay, Vincent, back to real world issues. 116 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:04,655 You've got the R.J. Spencer interview at 2:00 P.M. 117 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:07,199 He thinks he's Mike Wallace, so he may throw you a hardball or two. 118 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:09,869 Yeah, Vince, just take a deep breath and answer. 119 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:12,538 I might get some tough questions this weekend also. 120 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,582 Like whether you're still in the business? 121 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,375 Do you even know who R.J. Spencer is? 122 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:19,587 Yeah, he's the guy that said the best thing about Head On was my hair. 123 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:21,839 (CHUCKLES) That's 'cause you wouldn't talk to him in Paris. 124 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:24,383 The guy just wants access. You be nice, he'll be nice. 125 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:26,844 I'm gonna tell him he's a fat comic book-loving prick. 126 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:29,513 This guy's got a website that gets a million hits a day. 127 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:31,724 He can sink a movie faster than Stephen Dorff. 128 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,726 Hey, watch it, asshole! That's my client! 129 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:36,103 Just look at the guy like a prom date. You buy him a corsage, 130 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:39,023 - he'll at least give you a handjob. - Who wants a handjob? 131 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:41,150 Would you shut up, already, you and you? 132 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,903 - He'll be nice. Don't worry about that. - Good. 133 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:47,323 Here's information on Aquaman in case you don't know anything about it. 134 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,658 Oh, yeah, he's a strong swimmer, right? 135 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:53,120 Vince. Mandy, three o'clock. 136 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,247 DRAMA: Bro, don't even look at her. 137 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:58,042 - Just freeze her out. - No, Vince, lock eyes with her. 138 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,920 - Don't break. Alpha male. - Will you idiots shut up? 139 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:03,756 He's trying to make a movie with her, not trying to bang her. 140 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,257 You looked! 141 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,635 I'll be right back. 142 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,345 Yo, eye of the tiger, Vin. 143 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,597 Hi! 144 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:14,016 - Hey. Hello. - How are you? 145 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,311 Vince, this is my fiancé Chris. 146 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,897 - Hello. Nice to meet you. - CHRIS: Hi. 147 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:22,817 Yeah, you, as well. This is pretty exciting stuff, huh? 148 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:23,943 I know, very exciting. 149 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:26,529 It should be a big announcement. 150 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:30,241 Maybe we could all grab a drink later? 151 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,368 - Sure. - Yeah, maybe. 152 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,245 - It's nice to meet you. - Nice meeting you. 153 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:35,496 - VINCE: See you later. - (WHISPERS) 154 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,457 MANDY: Vince! Vince! 155 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,626 Would you like to come to dinner with us? 156 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:43,087 - Us? - Chris and I. 157 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,798 It would really mean a lot to me if you guys got along. 158 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,550 I'm sorry, I just... 159 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,927 - I need you guys to get along. - Yeah, of course. 160 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:51,387 - Okay? - Sure. Bye. 161 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,264 - I'll see you later then. - Okay. 162 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,765 TURTLE: Who the fuck cares what she needs? 163 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:58,727 I've done at least a dozen movies with women who couldn't stand me. 164 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,521 But it's never affected the work. 165 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:03,482 They need to be friends if they're going to spend the next nine months together. 166 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:05,818 Vince needs to make her fall back in love with him 167 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:08,612 and then crush her like she crushed him. Payback time! 168 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:11,490 No, what Vince needs to do is never talk to her 169 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:12,700 except during work. 170 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:15,327 And even then, only during takes. 171 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:18,247 Guys, you need to stop filling his head with this shit. 172 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,416 What, do you think I listen to them? 173 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,793 - DRAMA: What, you don't? - WOMAN: Johnny Chase? 174 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:25,045 Hey, Jess, how you doin', baby? 175 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,338 Good. How are you? 176 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,007 - Good. - Good. 177 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,593 This is my brother Vince. And these are the other guys. 178 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,178 It's a pleasure to meet you, Jess. 179 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:33,804 Oh, it's nice to meet you too. 180 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:36,140 These are my girls, Devon and Teagan. 181 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,017 - Hey. - How're you doin'? 182 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:40,019 So what brings you to Dork-a-palooza? 183 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:41,896 Well, I'm doing my Viking Quest thing 184 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:44,815 and Vince is here to promote Aquaman. What are you doing in town? 185 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,359 Promoting my new comic book, Pussy Patrol. 186 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:48,944 Nice. (CHUCKLES) 187 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:50,821 It's me and the girls. 188 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:53,157 We lick ass by day and kick ass by night. 189 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,284 - DRAMA: Sweet. - You should come by the booth. 190 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,536 Yeah, as long as we get there by nightfall. 191 00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:59,371 Cool. So I'll see you there? 192 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,624 - Yeah, definitely. - Bye, Vince. 193 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:04,251 - Bye, girls. - DEVON: Bye-bye. 194 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,049 How the fuck do you know Jesse Jane? 195 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:13,010 You know how much Lubriderm I burned through on that broad? 196 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:16,013 - Johnny, did you ever get with her? - No, I wish. 197 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,932 Please tell me you've never been in a porno. 198 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:21,060 No, we used to be in a scene study class at Howard Fine Studio. 199 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,437 - She's got great timing. - We're gonna go to this meeting. 200 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:26,565 - What're you guys gonna do? - Every year I like to take a day 201 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,943 and soak in some sun. It always freaks people out 202 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:31,237 at my booth when Tarvold is tan. 203 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,697 It freaks me out that people actually go to your booth. 204 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,241 (LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING) 205 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:39,912 All right, well, thanks for taking the time to sit down with me, Vince. 206 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,580 Oh, no, R.J., my pleasure. 207 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:43,958 Hey, I felt awful when I missed you in Paris. 208 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,918 Yeah, I thought you were blowing me off. 209 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:49,338 Not at all. I tried the cell phone you gave me 10 times. 210 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,423 You know how these international phones are. 211 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:55,761 So, Vince, have you always been a fan of Aquaman? 212 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,764 Oh, yeah. Since I was a kid. 213 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,433 But I have to say it really took hold for me 214 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,936 when Fradon started doing the illustrations. 215 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,938 It think it took a woman's point of view 216 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,232 to really capture Aquaman's sensitivities. 217 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,150 Yes. 218 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,987 - He's good. - The best. 219 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,032 Here, bro. 220 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,994 - Anyone looking at me? - No. 221 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:22,955 Keep watching. Someone will. 222 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,707 MALE FAN: Tarvold? 223 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,252 - Tarvold? - It's on. 224 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,212 - Yes? - Can we get a picture with you? 225 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,298 My booth opens at 6:00 P.M. 226 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,383 Autographs $10, pictures $20. 227 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,593 I have a flight at 5:00. 228 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,387 Maybe next year, son. 229 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,222 I need my rest before game time. 230 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,516 Come on. You're my favorite Viking Quest character. 231 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,436 - I even bought my own helmet. - Oh, yeah? 232 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,896 Let me see that thing. 233 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,566 Oh, she's a beaut. 234 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:52,735 No horns. 235 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:56,322 You know, it was only a myth that Viking helmets had horns on them. 236 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,824 - One picture, please. - 40 bucks for the exclusive. 237 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,285 - Done. - Nah, I'll do it for nothing. 238 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,495 'Cause you guys are real fans. 239 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,539 Can I get one Viking call? 240 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,541 Come on, we're in civilian waters here. 241 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:08,792 Please. 242 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,253 All right, I'll do one. 243 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,423 (BELLOWS) Victory! 244 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,344 Yes! Awesome! Sweet, man! 245 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,012 Come on, let's get this over with. 246 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:23,349 Hey, Johnny, you should put on sunblock. You're getting a little red. 247 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,517 Thanks. 248 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,353 Is that the Angel? 249 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,980 Sorry, Tarvold. Vanessa! Vanessa Angel! 250 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,191 Hey. 251 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:39,198 So tell me about your co-star Mandy Moore. 252 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:42,201 Oh, she's great. I'm very excited to work with her. 253 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,286 Again, don't you mean? 254 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,998 Yeah, I did a small part in A Walk to Remember. 255 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,959 Yeah. You guys were pretty serious there for a while, right? 256 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,753 Serious? 257 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,922 - Oh, Jesus. - Remain calm. 258 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,298 Dating-wise? 259 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,760 Well, we went out a couple times. 260 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,596 I wouldn't call it serious. But we're great friends now. 261 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,557 I mean, you did ask her to marry you 262 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:08,227 after five weeks, so... 263 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,646 And she said no. 264 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,981 Okay, interview's over. 265 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,401 - Why? - 'Cause you're an asshole, that's why. 266 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,902 Jesus Christ! Vincent! 267 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,904 What the fuck was that, R. J? 268 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:22,241 What, Shauna? I'm a journalist! I'm asking questions! 269 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:25,077 That little comment just cost you your opening weekend! 270 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,662 Aqua-fag! 271 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,873 - You asked her to marry you? - Yeah, so what? 272 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:33,085 I'm your best friend since we were six-years-old. I never heard this. 273 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,795 I'm like your West Coast mother. 274 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,839 - I can't believe you didn't tell me. - I never told anyone. 275 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,216 - I'm not anyone. - What do you want to hear? 276 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,677 That I got humiliated? That I curled up into a little ball 277 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,179 - like you usually do? - Oh, hey, fuck you! 278 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,433 I don't have to take that shit from some jerkoffjust 'cause he has a PC! 279 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,601 Yes, you do! That's why they pay you what they do! 280 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,354 That's why I didn't want this girl in this movie, 'cause she'd fuck up 281 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,440 - your professional judgment! - This wasn't professional, 282 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,692 - this was personal. - This is not good. 283 00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,195 - We've got to fix this. - Get out your toolbox and fix it! 284 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,074 You should go out with the Angel, I'm telling you! 285 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:07,786 Please, you know I don't like classically beautiful women. 286 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:10,205 Give me a nice nose break or a lazy eye. 287 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,957 You're insane. 288 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,376 Enough about the Angel. Here. 289 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,172 - Test me again. - Come on, you're ruining my weekend. 290 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:21,341 Come on, these fans will tear me apart if I don't know this shit. 291 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,218 Pass me the baby oil. 292 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,013 Maybe you should put on a little sunblock. 293 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:29,057 - Test! Test! - All right, fine. 294 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,938 Who is your mortal enemy? 295 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,566 Thorfinn Skullsplitter. Next. 296 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,611 What's the name of Tarvold's ship? 297 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:44,198 The Gokstad! Jesus, Turtle, challenge me a little. 298 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,699 Okay. 299 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,953 Where was Tarvold born? 300 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,164 Northumbria. 301 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,248 (MIMICS BUZZER) 302 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,960 - It was Orkney. - Bullshit! 303 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,004 - Let me see that thing. - You forced me into doing this, 304 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,340 and now you're calling me a liar. Fine, take it! 305 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,342 Okay, I believe you. 306 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,177 Orkney, huh? 307 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,304 Huh. Orkney? 308 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,394 - R. J: Who is it? - Hi, it's Eric Murphy. 309 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,813 - Vincent Chase's manager. - It's too late. 310 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,526 My voice will be heard around the world tomorrow morning. 311 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,903 Well, Vince would like to apologize. 312 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,537 - I don't see Vince. - Yeah, he sent me. 313 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:34,540 Well, that figures. Fucking coward. 314 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,625 Hey, maybe that'll be my headline, 315 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,419 - "Fucking Coward to Play Aquaman." - You don't think 316 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,880 - Vince would make a good Aquaman? - I did this morning. 317 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,216 You don't feel like you have a responsibility to tell the truth? 318 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,010 Eric, I started this site out of my parents' basement 319 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,888 for two reasons, to get laid and make a little money. 320 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,140 Neither of which are coming to fruition. 321 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,601 No, my report goes out on the web 322 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:57,187 tomorrow morning, and it's followed by another one 323 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,815 every week until the movie opens. 324 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,276 I have one goal in my life right now, 325 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,945 drown Aquaman. 326 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:11,451 (SIGHS) 327 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:15,163 I'm not apologizing. I don't wanna talk about it anymore. 328 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,749 I'm telling you, this guy's looking for a little love. 329 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:21,503 - It'll turn this whole thing around. - So give him a little love. 330 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,088 I've got nothing, 331 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,340 except Shiry Robbins can be here at 10:00. 332 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,093 - VINCE: Who's she? - Maxim girl. Great ass! 333 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,763 - 10:00 P.M. - Vincent, we're in San Diego, okay? 334 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,099 Finding you a girl with a Q rating isn't that easy. 335 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,684 What is this? 336 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:39,479 Vince has got me working the phones trying to find him a dinner date. 337 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,816 - I don't wanna go alone. - Vincent, not for nothing, 338 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,944 but what I should be doing is dealing with this Spencer situation 339 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,529 before the studio does. 340 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,948 I got an idea. I can call one of my Cartier contacts 341 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,867 and see if I can get him a watch or something. 342 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,411 - Why, can you buy this guy? - Well, rumor has it 343 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,455 they flew him out to L.A., first class, 344 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,582 put him up for a week at the Scientology Center, 345 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,667 and he gave Swordfish four stars. 346 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:04,171 Yo, I've been searching all over this place for a dinner date for you. 347 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:07,299 The concierge is kind of hot, but she's wearing Spock ears. 348 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,801 (SIGHS) No, I can't go with a Trekkie. 349 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:13,347 - Why can't you go to the dinner alone? - Because I'm uncomfortable. 350 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,724 Because I haven't had a real relationship since Mandy. 351 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,978 And I don't want to get into it while she's holding hands with her fiancé. 352 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:23,106 - Melting down. - Yo, you guys, what do you think? 353 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:26,443 - Home or away? - Oh, my God! 354 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,655 - Jesus, look at your face. - What are you talking about? 355 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:32,532 - It's perfectly even. - Johnny, you're burnt to a crisp. 356 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:36,578 Naw, in another hour that'll turn to a nice maple-syrupy brown. 357 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,830 Another hour and your fucking nose is gonna fall off. 358 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,751 - Get dressed. - Why? 359 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,294 I told you I don't wanna go alone. 360 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,254 You want me to go as your date? 361 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:50,342 All right, on second thought, I'll go alone. 362 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,053 You just figure out what to do about this Spencer guy. 363 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,722 (ROCK THE CASBAH PLAYING) 364 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,020 Yo! 365 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,355 - What's up, Drama? - How's it hanging? 366 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,607 - All right. Victory! - Victory! 367 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,544 Yo, Bobby! 368 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,381 What's up, chief? Another year, baby. 369 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,133 Hey, Johnny. 370 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,219 How great is this? Our booths are never this close. 371 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,930 Now we can talk. 372 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,142 I'm gonna go look for Spencer. 373 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:43,520 I'm gonna go with you. Your fans, they spook me. 374 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,247 Ah, Mr. Chase, welcome to the restaurant. 375 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,207 - I'm Craig, your host. - Hello, Craig. I'm here to meet with... 376 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,376 Of course. Ms. Mandy and Mr. Chris, right? 377 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,753 - Yes. - They are waiting for you. 378 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,254 - Right this way. - Thank you. 379 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,798 (PIANO PLAYING) 380 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,690 Thanks for coming, buddy. 381 00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:30,525 Next! 382 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,029 Where was Tarvold born? 383 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,031 How was the concert? 384 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:37,908 Amazing. 385 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,702 Yeah, I hear it wasn't their best. 386 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:42,204 I've been to every tour. 387 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,539 They all kick ass, equally. 388 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,333 Great. 389 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:50,128 - Now where was Tarvold born? - That's easy, Orkney. 390 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:52,923 No, it's Northumbria. 391 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,718 Fucking Turtle. 392 00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:58,929 (APPLAUSE) 393 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,933 I was originally from the galaxy of Salvan, 394 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,227 but that was before my rebirth. 395 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,358 How could you not know where you were born? 396 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,694 (APPLAUSE CONTINUES) 397 00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:18,657 Angel, excuse me... 398 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,826 I'd like to have a word with you, please. 399 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,995 - Could it wait like half an hour? - No, it can't. 400 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,540 Okay, Johnny. I'll be back in five minutes. 401 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,250 (CROWD GROANS) 402 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,961 I told you to put on block. 403 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,546 Forget about my tan. 404 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,173 What you're doing here is disgusting. 405 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,050 - What? - You're selling sex. 406 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,761 - I mean, look at this outfit. - Why do you hate me? 407 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,680 I don't hate you. 408 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:44,850 You always have. Ever since that first day on Viking Quest, 409 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,185 - you've been so mean to me. - No, I... 410 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,437 And I had the biggest crush on you. 411 00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,899 - You did? - Yes! 412 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,485 Oh, my God. I had the biggest crush on you. 413 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:57,195 That's why I was mean to you. 414 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,614 I was rejecting you before you could reject me. 415 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,075 I wish you would've told me back then. 416 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:05,996 - Well, I'm telling you now. - But... 417 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,631 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 418 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,427 Victory! 419 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,470 CROWD: Victory! 420 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,807 (CHEERING) 421 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:30,312 R. J: So you started with the comic book, then the porn? 422 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:33,273 No, I did porn, then I decided to go on with the comic book. 423 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,400 Oh, smart move, very smart. 424 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:38,236 So tell me more about Pussy Patrol. 425 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:42,407 Well, we're a gang-banging gang of working girls who kick criminal ass. 426 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,868 (CHUCKLES) Speaking of kicking their ass, 427 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,828 what do you do with the naughty boys? 428 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,581 You know, naughty boys that do naughty things? 429 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:51,958 What up, Jesse? 430 00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,753 Hey, it's Vince's guys. You know R.J. 431 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,713 Yeah, we know each other. 432 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:59,549 If you don't mind when you're finished if I can get a minute. 433 00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:03,428 - Your minute starts right now. - All right, I really want to fix this. 434 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,264 I was thinking, we go into production, you should come out. 435 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:09,059 All expenses paid, watch Cameron work, hang out on the set. 436 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:12,687 You want a PlayStation portable, I got the hook up. 437 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,356 I can get you two dozen of them. 438 00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:18,443 I want $350,000 in a duffel bag. 439 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:19,527 (CHUCKLES) 440 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,113 - You're kidding me, right? - No, I'm not kidding. 441 00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:24,240 And until that gets delivered, the article stands. 442 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:27,160 And you know why? 'Cause I don't like your friend. 443 00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:28,995 You're really starting to piss me off. 444 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,122 Oh, wow. (CHUCKLES) 445 00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:34,501 What are you gonna do? I had Oliver Stone come after me with a hatchet 446 00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:37,045 after I smashed Alexander, okay? 447 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,130 - You don't scare me. - Yeah? Do I scare you? 448 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:40,924 'Cause I'll slap you in your fucking head. 449 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:43,176 Come on, let me hit him once. I won't break nothing. 450 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,762 - ERIC: Let it go, Turtle. - What the fuck is his problem? 451 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,139 He hates Vince. He's gonna trash him on his web site 452 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,683 and say he's gonna make a shitty Aquaman. 453 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:52,310 Why? Vince would make an adorable Aquaman. 454 00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:53,728 Yeah, you should tell him that. 455 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:56,314 Yeah, sweetie, you should. 456 00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:58,566 Aquaman's in trouble. 457 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,403 The fate of Atlantis and all of mankind lies in your hands. 458 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,780 It's time to unleash the power of the pussy. 459 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,407 Don't bullshit me, tough guy. 460 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,867 If I do it, I'll do it because I like Vince. 461 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,494 Yo! 462 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,789 I just made $3,800, bro. 463 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,666 Are you gonna see her again? 464 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:18,211 Are you kidding? We're flying together at Comic-Con Phoenix. 465 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:19,796 What happened at dinner? 466 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,175 - I blew it off. - Good job, Vince. 467 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,136 Freeze her out, like I told you to do. 468 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:29,014 Aw, Vince, you should've gone and ordered her food for her. 469 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:31,558 That would've put a wedge in between her and her fiancé. 470 00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,226 What do you mean you blew it off? 471 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,854 We just have to work together. No need to blur the lines. 472 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:38,898 More importantly, what happened with Spencer. Did you take care of that? 473 00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:42,152 - Did you give him love? - It's not my love he's interested in. 474 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,320 (INDIE ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 475 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,203 R. J: Who is it? 476 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,289 JESSE: Pussy Patrol. Open up! 477 00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,461 Hey, Jesse, I... 478 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:02,547 I thought we were gonna to finish the interview down in the Oak Bar. 479 00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:03,923 We're done talking. 480 00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:07,469 - We're here to save Aquaman. - And we brought this. 481 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:12,307 (WHIMPERS) 482 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:14,934 Come in. 483 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,583 SHAUNA: That's wonderful. 484 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,835 Okay, great! 485 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,421 That was R.J., Eric. What did you do to him? 486 00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:45,590 - Why, what did he say? - He said, and I quote, 487 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:47,842 "Vince is going to make the best fucking Aquaman ever!" 488 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,762 That was the quickest 180 I've ever seen in my life. 489 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,806 Let's just say we have mutual friends. 490 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:55,141 The power of the pussy, baby. 491 00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:57,811 You kiss your grandmother with those fucking lips? 492 00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:00,897 - I thought you said 10:30. - Vince, come on! 493 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,857 I know you well enough to know when you're lying. 494 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,901 There was no reason not to show up. 495 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,570 All right, let's just say hypothetically I am lying, 496 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:11,324 which I'm not, but if I was, you need me to be friends 497 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,076 with your fiancé, and I need not to be friends with him. 498 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,119 - Why? - Because. 499 00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:16,037 We're not playing games anymore. 500 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,206 Is this going to be a problem for us to work together? 501 00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:20,458 No. I'm just gonna do my work every day. 502 00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:22,210 - Fine, so am I. - Fine. Good. 503 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,295 MC: Live from the Hollywood Room at Comic-Con... 504 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,380 - Okay. - Good. 505 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,966 ...here are the stars ofthe upcoming Aquaman, 506 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:31,094 Vincent Chase and Mandy Moore! 507 00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:33,263 (APPLAUSE, CHEERING) 508 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,276 I hope there's a part in this movie for me. 509 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,570 Oh, yeah. You're gonna play Aqua Velva. 510 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,822 (APPLAUSE, CHEERING CONTINUE) 511 00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:57,162 MAN: Hey, say something! 512 00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:59,664 We look forward to fighting injustice, 513 00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:02,792 righting that which is wrong and serving all of mankind. 514 00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:05,170 Above and below sea level! 515 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:08,840 MC: Give them a big hand, ladies and gentlemen. 516 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:11,259 - He's good. - No, he's great. 517 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:19,934 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 518 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:22,645 Hey, what's up, Ari? 519 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:25,190 Just read R.J. Spencer online. Good work, Eric. 520 00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:27,609 - Put Drama on the phone. - Hold on. 521 00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:31,446 - It's Ari. - Ari? 522 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:33,364 - For me? - Yeah. 523 00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:35,700 - Fuck that. - Take it! 524 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:40,622 Yeah, what do you want, birthday-ruiner? 525 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:43,875 It's 4:00. You've got four hours to get back from San Diego. 526 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:45,543 - For what? - U2, baby! 527 00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:47,462 You didn't hear? They just added an extra show. 528 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:51,466 - You got tickets? - Oh, I got tickets. Happy belated. 529 00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:53,218 How are the seats? 530 00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:55,345 Nosebleeds. Just like you like them. 531 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:57,472 - (GUITAR PLAYING) - Yes! 532 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:01,142 (CITY OF BLINDING LIGHTS PLAYING) 533 00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:37,924 All right, now. 534 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,804 Hey, Johnny Drama! 535 00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:50,311 (BONO SAYS "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" IN SPANISH) 536 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,438 (CROWD CHEERING) 537 00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:54,816 (BONO COUNTS IN SPANISH) 538 00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:58,403 (VERTIGO PLAYING)