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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CRANE WHIRRING)

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It may not look like much now
but wait till you see Poseidonis in 3D.

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- With Aquaman riding Storm.
- What's Storm?

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That's his animatronic seahorse.

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Amazing.
Eventually you won't even need actors, right?

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In five years we won't.

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Kidding.

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You still mad at me for bailing on dinner?

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I'm not mad at you.

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- So what's wrong?
- Who says there's anything wrong?

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I know you. I can tell.

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Vince, you haven't known me
in like five years.

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True. You've probably changed a lot.
I've changed a lot. I learned French.

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I didn't know these two had a history.

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It's nothing.

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Even if something was wrong,
I think it's egotistical

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that you just assume it's about you.

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That's right. I mean, you're right.

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But I'm right, too.
There is something wrong. So what is it?

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Nothing. (LAUGHS)

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I don't want to talk about it with you.

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We're gonna be up here for a while,
we might as well talk about something.

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I had a fight with Chris.

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I don't want to talk about that.

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(GROANS) Vince, how are we ever going
to make this movie together?

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They're gonna make this movie together

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because between them
they're making $8 million.

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Fucking actors,
they never know when they're miked.

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It was weird, on True Lies

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it was Tom Arnold that said
he was gonna be governor.

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(CLEARS THROAT) Excuse me, Mr. Cameron.

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- Yeah?
- Ron's on the phone.

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There seems to be a small
problem with the hovercraft.

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What is it?

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- It won't hover.
- God damn it.

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Gary?

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I hope these two are not
going to be a fucking problem, Eric.

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GARY:
Go ahead, Jim.

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Gary, I need you
at the hovercraft right now, over.

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GARY:
Flying in.

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VINCE: What happened with you and Chris?
I want to know.

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- MANDY: We're having communication issues.
- VINCE: We had those.

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- You got to be more up front.
- Oh, really?

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(LAUGHS)

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If we're talking about
someone who's never been up front,

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we should be talking about you.

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- What?
- Well, I'm going to be up front now.

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I'm not over you.

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And I haven't gotten over you.

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How's that for up front?

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We are so fucked.

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So first you tell me your relationship
with this girl was meaningless.

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Then I find out that you proposed to her.

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Then you tell me you haven't
thought about her in five years

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when, as sick as it is,
you're still in love with her.

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How can I trust anything you say anymore?

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How can I trust you?
You're the one eavesdropping.

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Should have Gavin de Becker
come sweep the house for bugs.

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You know what? This is a bad situation.

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You know what, E? There's is no situation.

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Mandy is engaged.
You're acting like an obsessed schoolgirl.

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E, do me a favor.
Manage my career, not my relationships.

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This is your career. And mine too, all right?

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In front of James Cameron, stop lying to me.

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I don't want to talk about this
in front of the guys. I'm serious.

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Vince, Armani doesn't have
a suit for under two grand.

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Don't worry, it's all on me.

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Seriously, do we need to wear suits?

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What else are you going to wear
to a bat mitzvah? A Knick jersey?

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It's formal. I was thinking home whites.

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DRAMA:
How come you're not trying anything on?

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I don't let other men buy my clothes, Drama.

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And I'm not paying two grand
for a suit myself.

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Wear the suit you wore
for your high school graduation.

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It's hanging in your closet.

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I thought that was his communion suit.

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E didn't grow much from communion
to high school graduation.

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It's probably the same suit.

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Fuck you guys.
I'm going to Men's Warehouse.

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Oh, come on, E.
I think you can afford a nice suit.

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Don't be such a chaza, huh.

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I'm brushing up on my Hebrew for the affair.

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Chaza means greedy, Drama, not cheap.

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- How do you know?
- E used to valet park at Ohav Shalom.

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That's great, Drama.
Now you're illiterate in two languages.

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Let's hit shoes.

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TURTLE:
Men's Warehouse?

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Don't start.

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What do you think, red or blue?

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The red's a little flashy for
a bat mitzvah, Vince. I like the blue.

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Okay. How did you know we were
going to a bat mitzvah?

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- You don't remember me?
- Sloan.

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- Sloan McQuewick, right?
- That's right.

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Good memory. Eric, right?

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Yeah, good memory, too.

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This is Terrance's daughter.
Terrance is Ari's boss.

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- Ari's partner.
- That's right. Now I remember.

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- Do you?
- No, not really.

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I'm sorry, how did we meet?

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The Christmas party, last year.
You were going to Italy, right?

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That's right.
You were thinking about getting engaged.

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- What?
- We had a couple drinks.

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More than a couple, I think.

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I take it you didn't then.

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Oh, no. We broke up.

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So, will I be seeing you both at Ari's party?

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- BOTH: Yeah.
- Great. We'll have fun.

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- See ya.
- VINCE: Nice to meet you again.

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Well, Vince, what else
can we do for you today?

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I'm just going to look at
some more ties and that's it.

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Great.

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Know what, Philip?
I think I'm going to buy myself a new suit.

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What? She's not engaged.

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Don't even think about
not picking that up, Ray,

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- 'cause I'll fucking kill you.
- Fuck you, Ari.

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(SINGING IN HEBREW)

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Fabulous, baby. Fabulous.

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(CONTINUES SINGING)

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Hey, is it me

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- or is her voice getting worse?
- Ari!

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Doesn't mean that I don't love her,
but she's just awful, baby.

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Hey, kids. Whose car's out front?

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Terrance. He's waiting for you out back.

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Terrance is here? Why's he here?

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I don't know. Why don't you find out?

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Ari, what are you freaking out about?

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Guy lives three blocks from us
and hasn't been by in five years.

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Now he shows up four hours before we're
supposed to see him. Something's up.

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- Ari.
- What?

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You're a partner now.
You don't need to be afraid of him anymore.

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I'm afraid of him? I'll beat that
old fuck and throw him in the pool.

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Only Daddy speaks that way.

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Out.

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- There he is.
- Ari!

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Terrance, what a pleasant surprise.

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- Nice to see you, mate.
- Nice to see you.

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- Sweaty.
- (LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)

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Well, I'm looking forward to this evening.

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Yeah, well, it should be fun, huh?

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Cost me enough, it better be.

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I hope you're not going to try and expense

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any of this bat mitzvah to the agency.

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- Me?
- (LAUGHS)

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Ah, so little Sarah becomes a woman tonight.

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Yeah.

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Time flies. Incredible, isn't it?

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It seems like only yesterday

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that my Sloan was running around
in pigtails and braces.

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- Amazing.
- Yeah, yeah.

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You know, speaking of Sloan,

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she mentioned that she ran into
Vincent Chase in Beverly Hills.

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You know, she can't stop
raving about this guy.

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She thinks he's gonna be a giant movie star.

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I've been saying that for five years.

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Yes, but Sloan is never wrong.

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You know, she saw Johnny Depp

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in Platoon when she was eight years old

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and she said, "Dad, that's the guy to watch."

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You showed her Platoon
when she was eight years old?

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- Oliver did. He wanted feedback.
- (LAUGHS)

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Listen, the reason for my visit is

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I'd like a little chat with Mr. Chase tonight.

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I'd like to see into his head,

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find out what his hopes and his dreams are.

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We've had that talk dozens of times,

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and I could tell you firsthand...

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No, firsthand would be him telling me.

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(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

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So listen, why don't you give me

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a proper introduction tonight, huh?

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- I mean, make an old man happy.
- Yeah.

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Oh, listen,

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- this is for the little lady.
- Oh.

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I didn't want my gift to get
mixed up with all the others.

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Huh?

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(SIGHS)

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Would you stop?

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- You're gonna spoil your appetite.
- You're not my mother.

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If I'm not eating, you're not eating.

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I'm fucking starving!

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Do you know how much food
is gonna be at this thing?

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You eating right now would be like jerking off

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an hour before fucking a supermodel.

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If I was fucking a supermodel, I would jerk off.

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That way I can go all night.

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- You guys ready for a big night?
- You sure Ari wants us there?

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Of course he does, Turtle.
Ari looks at us as family.

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- Then why doesn't he represent me?
- (CHUCKLES)

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Oh, hey! Look at this guy!

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$3,000 suit just to line up
some pussy, huh, E?

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It's a good investment.
McQuewick's gotta be worth 100 million easy.

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You buying that suit is like
buying Microsoft in the '80s.

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That's if you can get the girl.

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- I just needed a new suit, that's all.
- Oh, yeah?

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- What about the hair?
- What about it?

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- A little shiny.
- (SNIFFS) Mangoes.

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Don't smell me.

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Looks like we're headed
for another E romance novel.

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Get your tissues ready, guys.

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Seriously, if this one breaks your heart,

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just kill yourself
so we don't have to hear about it.

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I'll have the Barry Manilow CD ready for you.

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- Fuck you guys.
- What are you so sensitive about?

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We know you well enough
to know you're in for trouble.

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- Yeah? How well do we know you, Vince?
- (CHUCKLES)

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DRAMA:
What does that mean?

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Yeah, why are you going off on Vince for?

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ERIC:
No reason.

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- DRAMA: All right, what's up?
- Nothing.

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I didn't want to waste a Saturday night
on a bat mitzvah anyway.

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You guys don't wanna
tell me what's up, I ain't going.

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- Me neither.
- Ask Vince.

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I told you I didn't want
to talk about it in front of them.

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Them? Since when are we them?

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Next thing you know,
E's gonna be his brother.

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You're a fuckin' dick.

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(BOTTLE CAP RATTLES)

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Fine. Tell 'em.

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Vince isn't over Mandy. He never has been.

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- He's been lying all along.
- What are you talking about?

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He told her he loved her today
in front of James fucking Cameron.

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- I didn't use those words.
- TURTLE: I thought she was getting married.

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- Great Mother of God.
- This is why

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we told you to get her off the movie, E!

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Yeah, E, if this movie
gets fucked up, it's on you.

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00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:08,000
No, look, nothing's getting fucked up, okay?

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I am fine. I am just living my life.

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You know, in fact, I was planning
on living my life again tonight

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till you decided to stake your claim with Sloan

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with your new suit and your fruity new hair.

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What?

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We all know how you like
to fall in love at the drop of a hat.

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Did you ever think that maybe
I was interested, too?

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What are you talking...
You didn't even remember who she was.

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Don't worry, E. You spoke up first.

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It's okay. I'll step down.

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I don't need you to back off.

239
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,075
Oh, E, don't wake a sleeping giant.

240
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,869
Seriously, E.
Take the offer while it's hot on the table.

241
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,371
I had a connection with this girl.

242
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,206
So what, she's just gonna flip to Vince?

243
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,041
You have a 25-mile lead in the marathon.

244
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,085
Once Vince laces up his shoes, it's over.

245
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:54,046
At least if he bangs Sloan,
he'll get over his obsession with Mandy.

246
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,715
It might be worth the sacrifice
to save the movie.

247
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,259
Look, Vince, if you wanna
go for her, go for her.

248
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,220
Okay, fine, I will.

249
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,806
You don't scare me, you famous fuck.

250
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,894
Good move, E.
You're gonna need all your facilities.

251
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,938
My what, idiot?

252
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,816
Did I say that wrong?

253
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,485
(HAVA NAGILA PLAYING)

254
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,994
Mazel tov.

255
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,916
Congratulations. You look beautiful.

256
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:38,340
Look at Terrance. I guarantee you
his relatives worked with Nazis.

257
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,760
- Ari, compose yourself.
- Compose myself? You hate Melinda, too.

258
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:45,180
- Quiet. I don't hate anybody.
- Mazel tov, Ari.

259
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,683
Hello, darling. You look great! Beautiful.

260
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,602
- Thank you.
- Hey, princess!

261
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,980
- Melinda, it's so great to see you.
- You too!

262
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,023
- You look fabulous.
- Thank you.

263
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,443
Being a housewife certainly agrees with you.

264
00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:00,821
Playing a raging bitch on TV certainly
agrees with you. You're so natural.

265
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:04,450
If you hadn't quit acting at 25
it might have been you on a hit TV show.

266
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,201
(ALL LAUGHING)

267
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,872
- Honey, I need a drink.
- I think I need a drink, too.

268
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,458
Hey, I'm looking forward
to my sit down with our boy.

269
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,961
"Sit down."

270
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,964
That schnitzel-loving
fuck is trying to steal Vince. Hi.

271
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,258
- Nice to see you. Welcome.
- MELISSA: Hello.

272
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,594
Speaking of Vince,
why did he bring three dates?

273
00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,137
ARl: That's the way it comes, a package deal.

274
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,638
Where am I gonna sit them?

275
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,307
I already talked to the caterer. Hi.

276
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,642
Everything's taken care of.
Don't worry about it.

277
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:34,146
Why are me and Drama sitting at table 19
and you guys are sitting at table six?

278
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,900
Relax, Turtle. Ari probably just
wants to spread out the celebs.

279
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,444
Not to mention I haven't seen
a single edible item since we got here.

280
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,654
We just passed a sushi bar right there, Turtle.

281
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,824
- Cooked items, E.
- The yellowtail is amazing.

282
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,827
- DRAMA: Patience, Turtle.
- Hey, you boys missed temple.

283
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,662
We thought that was for Jews only.

284
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,166
Hi, Vince. Thanks so much
for coming to my bat mitzvah.

285
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,959
I wouldn't miss it for the world.

286
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:58,795
- Look at you. You look beautiful.
- Thanks, so do you.

287
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,924
You look great, too, E. What'd you do,
raid the boys' department at Macy's?

288
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,885
You look pretty good, too.
You auditioning for Guys and Dolls?

289
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,513
Hey, boys, enjoy yourselves.
Tonight we eat like kings.

290
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,765
- 500 a head.
- I'm starving.

291
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,808
- I told you.
- Smoke more weed, Turtle.

292
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,810
Seriously, smoke more weed.

293
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:18,857
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

294
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,734
She is pretty, huh?

295
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:21,860
Ivy Leaguer, too?

296
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,570
ERIC: I thought you didn't remember
anything about her.

297
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,572
Things are starting to come back.

298
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,616
I think I'm gonna ask her to dance.

299
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,327
- Oh, unless, of course, you wanna...
- Fuck you.

300
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:31,870
Oh, I forgot, you don't dance.

301
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,581
Great, you get a leg up on me
because you've been training

302
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,376
for the Saturday Night Fever
remake for the last 20 years.

303
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,336
I don't understand what you do
at these things if you don't dance.

304
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,380
- Why're you doing this?
- Why'd you tell the guys about Mandy

305
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:44,132
- when I asked you not to?
- So what is this, payback?

306
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,761
- I'm heading over.
- I'm heading over with you.

307
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,472
(SHALOM ALEICHEM PLAYING)

308
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:59,481
So what show did you say you were on again?

309
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,151
Viking Quest.

310
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,071
What did he say?

311
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,536
Excuse me, honey. What time's dinner?
We're starving.

312
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,913
Didn't you eat all the appetizers after temple?

313
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,373
No, we missed temple.

314
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:19,001
Sinners. It's going to be a while.

315
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,754
I wanna kill you, Drama.

316
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,673
So what exactly were you doing in Italy?

317
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,759
A friend was opening a restaurant
and I kinda helped her manage it.

318
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,261
God, what a coincidence.

319
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,887
E used to manage an Italian restaurant also.

320
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:32,180
Really?

321
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,433
- Well, yeah...
- VINCE: Don't be embarrassed.

322
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,893
It was the biggest Sbarro's
in all of Kew Gardens.

323
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:40,522
I love Sbarro's. I go to the one
at the Beverly Center all the time.

324
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,233
- Great sauce, right?
- Yeah.

325
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:46,278
Hey, Vince, my dad is dying
to get a word in with you.

326
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,614
- Would you mind if I went to get him?
- By all means.

327
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,449
Okay, I'll be right back.

328
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,286
Already wants me to meet the family.

329
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,204
You're seriously starting to annoy me.

330
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,707
ARl: Ladies and gentlemen,
can I have your attention?

331
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,584
Excuse me, could I get your attention?

332
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:03,587
Before I bring up the special family members

333
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,006
for the lighting of the candle ceremony,

334
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:10,010
I would love to say a couple things
about this little girl right here.

335
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,846
You know, when she was born

336
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,973
I have to be honest, I wanted a boy.

337
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,975
- (CROWD BOOS)
Easy!

338
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,977
Wait a minute. Give me a break here.

339
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:22,064
Now I didn't have any sisters
and I didn't know what to expect.

340
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,652
But this little girl changed my life.

341
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,195
(CHOKED UP) And,

342
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,697
watching her blossom into a woman

343
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,409
has been one of the most remarkable things

344
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,995
- that I have ever seen.
- (CROWD APPLAUDING)

345
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,291
And from the time she could walk

346
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:44,002
she would come into our room
and she would jump on our bed

347
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,213
and she would wake us up
and we couldn't sleep.

348
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:49,132
- I'd get about two hours of sleep...
- Vince, this is my father.

349
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,425
- Hello.
- TERRANCE: Nice to see you.

350
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,386
And this is his wife Melinda Clark.

351
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,012
- Hi.
- VINCE: Hello.

352
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,014
- And, Daddy, this is Eric Murphy.
- Ah.

353
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,725
When was the last time we saw each other?

354
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,895
Oh, it's been a while.
I think since the Christmas party last year.

355
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,897
Oh, that's right. That's right.

356
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,774
We should let them get acquainted.

357
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,776
- You wanna get a drink?
- Yeah.

358
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,821
- We'll be at the bar.
- MELINDA: So, Vince, I have to say,

359
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:14,908
I finally saw Head On.
I just have to say it was fabulous.

360
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,952
- Simply fabulous.
- Yeah.

361
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,539
We finally found her asleep under our bed.

362
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,458
And she didn't wake us.

363
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,921
But she wanted to be near us.

364
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,465
And I hope that she always will.

365
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,217
(CROWD APPLAUDING)

366
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,642
Now, I would love to invite

367
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,019
some of the family members...
Who's coming up now?

368
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,355
- Grandpa Manny. We've got cousin...
- Grandpa Manny,

369
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,149
or as Sara likes to call him "Munchie,"

370
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,401
I would love to come up here.

371
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,070
He's that special,

372
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:54,573
special breed of grandfather...

373
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,575
You know what? A better idea I think

374
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,578
would be to bring up Sarah's star crush,

375
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,414
Vinnie Chase, to cut the challah.

376
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,375
Everybody put it together for Vinnie Chase.

377
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,335
- (CROWD MURMURING)
- (APPLAUDING)

378
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,922
- Ari, what the hell are you doing?
- Vinnie Chase!

379
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,008
Come on up and cut the challah.

380
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,809
DRAMA:
Look at that gorgeous piece of bread.

381
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:26,813
It's like a big baked cloud.

382
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:30,192
Imagine making
a six-foot hero out of that thing.

383
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:34,905
A little mortadella,
some gabagool, provolone.

384
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,241
(CROWD AWES, APPLAUDS)

385
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:42,829
Let's get this party started, huh? DJ Quik.
Everybody dance.

386
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:45,332
What about the blessing
and the lighting of the candles?

387
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,417
What more boring way to kill
a party than to get 30 people up here

388
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,127
and light a fucking candle?

389
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,963
(WE ARE FAMILY PLAYING)

390
00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,638
TURTLE:
Thank God.

391
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,267
What did you guys order?

392
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:07,270
We didn't order anything. We were late.

393
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:10,607
- But we'll take whatever you've got.
- Well,

394
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,651
what I got is

395
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,903
two kosher vegetarians.

396
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,614
WOMAN:
Do you need some salt?

397
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,284
TURTLE:
Excuse me, sir.

398
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:24,037
I will give you $100 for that prime rib.

399
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,082
What'd he say?

400
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,920
- (PON DE REPLAY PLAYING)
- Oh, I love this song.

401
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,089
Do you want to dance?

402
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,466
Oh, you know what? I don't dance.

403
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,593
Oh, come on. It'll be fun.

404
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,804
No, not for you. People will be looking at you.

405
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,139
- It'll be horrifying, trust me.
- What's up, kids?

406
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,725
- You guys having a good time?
- Well, we were,

407
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,853
but Eric here refuses to dance with me.

408
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,312
Really? Why?

409
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:52,482
Well, he says he doesn't like to dance.

410
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:55,318
Since when? E, come on,
you used to love to dance as a child.

411
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:58,947
You know what? He's a little insecure.
I'll talk to him.

412
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:06,955
Okay, fine. I did lie about the past.

413
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,790
But I really believed I was over her.

414
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,626
And then I saw her and I realized
I wasn't. What do you want me to do?

415
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,295
Get over her. Go make the movie.

416
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,714
This coming from
my manager or my best friend?

417
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:19,217
Both. Look, she's in love with someone else.
She's getting married.

418
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,803
Thanks, buddy.

419
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:23,972
Hey, Sloan.

420
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,308
E wants you to dance with me

421
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,643
so we can teach him a couple moves.

422
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,729
We'll be back later.

423
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,702
Shalom aleichem.

424
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,288
That's Hebrew for
"What time do you get off tonight?"

425
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:49,831
Cute.

426
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,625
Ignore his inappropriate sexual advances.

427
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,710
We're looking for one thing, meat.

428
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,211
How stoned are you guys?

429
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,088
- What?
- No.

430
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,090
I know exactly what you need.

431
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,717
Come on, boys.

432
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,013
(LET'S DO IT AGAIN PLAYING)

433
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:31,122
Unbelievable.
He's pimping his own daughter out.

434
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,959
Sarah, come here, baby. Angel, come here.

435
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:36,586
- Stop it, Ari.
- Honey, go get your star crush.

436
00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:38,546
- Go ask him to dance right now.
- Shut up, Daddy!

437
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,507
- You're so embarrassing me.
- "Shut up, Daddy."

438
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,467
She's really a woman now.
I have to get used to it.

439
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,219
- You are being ridiculous.
- I'm being...

440
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,805
That's exactly what you said
at the Bill and Ted premiere

441
00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:50,225
when Terrance said, "I'll take Keanu,
you take the other guy."

442
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,478
Ari, you've idolized Terrance
since you were 20 years old

443
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,897
and you've let him take
advantage of you ever since.

444
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,441
So stop it now.

445
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,735
You're right, baby.

446
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,655
- Just be a man.
- "Just be a man." Really?

447
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,740
You give me the whole
heartfelt pump-up speech

448
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,326
and then you say just go be a man? Come on.

449
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:26,094
I need to speak to you.

450
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:29,514
- (CLEARS THROAT) I'm dancing with my wife.
- Now.

451
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,517
Excuse me, darling.

452
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,519
This better be good.

453
00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:49,200
- Where's my joint?
- Where's the goods?

454
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:50,493
Turn to your right.

455
00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:54,456
A kids' buffet? Sweet!

456
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,542
- Thank you.
- DRAMA: We got hot dogs,

457
00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:00,295
and chicken and pizza.

458
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:05,091
Mac and cheese, baby! (LAUGHS)

459
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,094
Vince is my client.

460
00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:11,347
I took him from nothing, all right?

461
00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:14,350
And now he is on the cusp. I ain't sharin' him.

462
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,937
You know, when I started
this company in 1971,

463
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:20,482
my mantra was, "Every client

464
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:23,526
"should be represented by
every agent in the building."

465
00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:26,821
And, yes, all right,
technically, he is your client.

466
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:31,618
- But this is my agency.
- And I'm a fucking partner.

467
00:23:31,702 --> 00:23:35,080
Well, I've had more than a few partners.

468
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:37,082
Not all of them have lasted.

469
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,918
- Enjoy your evening.
- (CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY)

470
00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:49,719
Good living, huh, kids?

471
00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:50,929
No doubt.

472
00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:53,723
You got a light?

473
00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:56,768
You've gotta be kidding me.
Turtle, look at this kid.

474
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,604
Jesus Christ!
What, are you 13 and you're getting high?

475
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,523
You're not gonna give us a lecture, are you?

476
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:04,442
No, not a lecture, a life lesson.

477
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:07,153
We know. You're talking to former addicts.

478
00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:09,280
Weed is a gateway drug, son.

479
00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:12,951
One day you're lighting up in full view
of a dozen adults at a bat mitzvah,

480
00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:15,662
the next you're cruising
Santa Monica Boulevard

481
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:17,747
offering hand jobs for a crack rock.

482
00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:19,499
Which one of you did that?

483
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:23,920
Just put the joint down, kid.

484
00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:25,547
Just give me a light, old man,

485
00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:27,715
or I'll tell my dad
you put your hand on my knee.

486
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:35,640
Enough about Mandy.
What's the deal with your friend Eric?

487
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,267
Eric? I mean, Eric's the best.

488
00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:40,562
He's got good values, smart, loyal.

489
00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:44,482
I highly recommend him, although
right now he's probably mad at me

490
00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:45,775
because he thinks I'm out here working you.

491
00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:47,318
What, you didn't tell him

492
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:50,113
- I don't date actors?
- How would I know that?

493
00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:53,283
I told you that at the Christmas party
when you were working me.

494
00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:55,243
- Really? Was I?
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)

495
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,703
Come on.

496
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,789
Hello?

497
00:24:59,874 --> 00:25:01,916
Cheer up, E. It's a celebration.

498
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,085
- Where's Vince?
- He disappeared with Sloan.

499
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,795
Probably at the tennis courts.

500
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,173
I hear that's where you fuck
at the Beverly Hilton.

501
00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:10,842
The fact that he went after
this girl purely out of spite,

502
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,553
- I may never speak to him again.
- Don't be so overly sensitive.

503
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:15,805
It's like getting mad at the bull
for giving you the horns

504
00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:18,141
when you shouldn't have been
in the ring in the first place.

505
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:20,685
- Fuck you guys for encouraging him.
- Come on, Turtle,

506
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:22,979
- let's go work the waitress staff.
- No, fuck that.

507
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:25,023
They just wheeled out the dessert cart.

508
00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:27,066
Do-it-yourself sundaes? Oh, man.

509
00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:28,401
Sprinkles.

510
00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:36,826
- Hey.
- Hey!

511
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,494
Where's Vince?

512
00:25:38,579 --> 00:25:40,955
Oh, he got a phone call
from Mandy and he left.

513
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,833
- You're kidding me.
- He said you'd react that way.

514
00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:45,668
But you gotta stop worrying about him.

515
00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:47,629
What else did he say?

516
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:50,131
He said that you're a great guy

517
00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:53,092
and that you've been
his best friend his whole life,

518
00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:56,012
and that I should just drag you
onto the dance floor.

519
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:57,096
(CHUCKLES)

520
00:25:58,307 --> 00:26:00,725
Come on, it's a slow song.

521
00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:04,687
(BE YOUR GIRL PLAYING)

522
00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:28,878
I was a little surprised that you called.
What's going on?

523
00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:32,757
I wanted to tell you

524
00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,968
that Chris and I are gonna
be taking a little break.

525
00:26:35,052 --> 00:26:37,428
Aw, that's too bad.

526
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:40,723
Look, you know, if you need a friend,
of course I'll be there...

527
00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:43,601
Vince, I have enough friends.

528
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,230
The truth is, if we're being
up front with one another,

529
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,650
I'm not over you either.

530
00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,361
- Really?
- Really.

531
00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:59,867
You wanna go get
a cup of coffee and talk about it?

532
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,551
Is that Vince?

533
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:17,885
Is that Mandy?

534
00:27:18,012 --> 00:27:19,220
(LOVE STREET PLAYING)