1 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:10,176 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,824 Can't sleep? 3 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,076 TURTLE: No, can't sleep. 4 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:20,455 You miss her, don't you? 5 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:22,915 More than words. 6 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,418 It says we're supposed to hug. I ain't hugging you. 7 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,044 Don't be a wiseass, Turtle. 8 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:29,005 Just read the lines, like Brooke would. 9 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,924 - How am I supposed to do that? - Focus. 10 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:34,093 Radiate, emote. 11 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,262 You know, Brooke Shields was the first girl 12 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,097 I ever seriously jerked off to. 13 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:40,767 That's romantic, Drama. You should tell her. 14 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:42,518 Yeah, Lady Fate knew what she was doing 15 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,270 when she delivered her to my doorstep. 16 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,522 You're a couple of scenes on a M.O.W. 17 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,775 It ain't fate and you ain't banging Brooke Shields. 18 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:52,028 The on-set romance is a time-honored Hollywood tradition. 19 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,613 - Wake up! - Ain't she married? 20 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,698 Yeah, to a writer. 21 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,201 I mean, come on. Me or a writer? 22 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,119 All right, guys, Let's roll! 23 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:02,580 We don't want to be late showing up at Terrance's. 24 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:05,666 TURTLE: Oh, check it out. E's got the shiny hair again. 25 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:08,294 - Hopin' Sloan will be there? - Sloan doesn't live with her father, 26 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:10,963 - but I am having dinner with her. - DRAMA: Nice. 27 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:13,424 - Don't mention that to Terrance. - Why, is it a secret? 28 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:15,676 We're meeting with the head of your agency for your business, 29 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:18,554 - not my personal life. Let's go. - All right. 30 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:21,265 What time did you roll in last night, Vince? 31 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:24,268 - Yeah, late night, huh? - What, did I break curfew? 32 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:27,313 Look, if you guys have a question, why don't you just ask it? 33 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:30,399 Okay, what the fuck's going on with you and Mandy? 34 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:33,027 - Yeah, what's up, Vince? - I didn't know you guys cared. 35 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:35,404 - Come on! - All right. 36 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:37,657 Mandy broke up with Chris, now we're together. 37 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,492 And I'm happy, so don't give me any shit. 38 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:41,619 Tomorrow's her birthday, I gotta do something special. 39 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:44,121 It's been 24 hours. I think flowers will do. 40 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:46,666 DRAMA: You should have started dating her next week, bro. 41 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,417 You could've saved yourself some coin. 42 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:50,837 I remember I broke up with Stacy Laruzso 43 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,755 a week before Valentine's Day. 44 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,257 I got back with her a week after. 45 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,384 No chocolates, no roses. 46 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:57,927 No class. 47 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,887 - VINCE: Pull! - (GUNFIRE) 48 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,016 (CHUCKLES) Good shot. 49 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:07,562 I can already see E hanging in the den next to the elk. 50 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:09,897 Attention to details, Vince, 51 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:12,608 that's the sure-fire way into any woman's heart. 52 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,027 You know, when I was courting Ann-Margret 53 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:17,822 I used to fly in truffles from her favorite bistro in Avignon. 54 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:20,783 Fly in some steaks from Peter Luger's, Vince. If nothing else, 55 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:23,202 - I'll love you forever. - Well, actually, Turtle, 56 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:26,539 I was going to suggest a private little dinner party 57 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:29,166 at my restaurant. My treat, of course. 58 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,836 That's sounds great. Is it cool if I invite the guys? 59 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,088 I'd love Mandy to meet the family, 60 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:37,049 - maybe take her to Napa for a weekend. - TERRANCE: Absolutely. 61 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:40,219 What? You don't like Napa or you don't want to get to know Mandy? 62 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,471 Hey, maybe I'll bring Brooke. 63 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:46,017 Get to know her so that we feel comfortable for our love scene. 64 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:48,060 TERRANCE: The more the merrier, Johnny. 65 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:51,147 Now, are you guys just gonna stand here or are you gonna shoot? 66 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,274 First up, the North Hollywood 67 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:56,068 Paintball Tournament M.V. P. Three years running! 68 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:58,362 Whose whole family's of Sicilian ancestry? 69 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:00,740 Your grandmother ran numbers out of a deli, Turtle. 70 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:02,074 You're far from a made man. 71 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:04,076 - TURTLE: Yeah, we'll see. - VINCE: Pull! 72 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,580 - Yeah! - I got that! 73 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,582 - That was mine! - VINCE: I totally got that! 74 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:12,668 - TURTLE: That was clearly my shot. - VINCE: You saw that? 75 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,963 TERRANCE: You know, you're a natural with a gun, Vince. 76 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,673 You should be working with Tarantino. 77 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,676 I'd love to. I've been wanting to meet him since I moved out here. 78 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:21,886 Really? 79 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:25,181 - How about next week? - Seriously? 80 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,017 Most assuredly. Quentin's an old mate of mine. 81 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,519 Who do you think pulled him out of that bloody video store? 82 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,605 Yeah, Vince, let's do a Tarantino movie. 83 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,607 He could revive me like he did for Travolta. 84 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:37,360 Be more like reviving Freddie 'Boom Boom' Washington. 85 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:41,530 Listen, Vincent, I've got over 30 years' experience in this business, 86 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,699 and the Rolodex that goes with it. 87 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,743 All of which are now at your disposal. 88 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:49,038 There are no boundaries, just possibilities. 89 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:50,831 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 90 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:52,291 Excuse me. 91 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:55,878 - What's up, Shauna? - What are you so chipper about? 92 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,922 I just had a great day shooting with Terrance. 93 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,675 - Don't put your guns away just yet. - Why, what's the problem? 94 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:04,178 Page Six just outed Vince and Mandy. Bang-bang. 95 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,641 "What soon-to-be super actor gets along so swimmingly 96 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:12,311 "with his engaged co-star that friends say her pending nuptials are drowning?" 97 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:14,146 - How can you let this happen? - Me? 98 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:15,982 - Yeah. - He's the one doing the swimming. 99 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:19,068 It's your job to make sure what he does stays out of the papers. 100 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,487 - I thought that was her job. - It's your job to let me know 101 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:24,156 what needs to be kept out, then I'll keep it out of the papers! 102 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,117 A little less time on the firing range, 103 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,285 a little more time as a manager, perhaps. 104 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,621 What did you and Terrance talk about anyway? 105 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:34,083 He offered me your job. I turned him down 'cause your office is too small. 106 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,378 Guys, what am I doing here? I feel like I have a coke problem. 107 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,005 What's the real issue, Ari? 108 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:42,091 The real issue is that Dana Gordon called 109 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,260 and Warner Brothers is very concerned. 110 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:45,386 (SCOFFS) 111 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:46,721 You're kidding, right? 112 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:49,348 You're their million-dollar baby! They don't want you pulling 113 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:51,308 - an Angelina Jolie! - SHAUNA: Or a Russell Crowe. 114 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,894 He broke up Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan on Proof of Life. 115 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:56,981 Movie cost 80 mil, did less business than Gigli. 116 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,941 Guys, relax. 117 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,527 Mandy's not even engaged anymore. They broke up. 118 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:04,447 And you're gonna come off as the reason for that. 119 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:07,575 The last thing we need is soccer moms in the fly-over states 120 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:09,827 thinking that Aquaman is a homewrecker. 121 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:12,580 I had a good time last time. I'd love to have dinner with him. 122 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:15,124 I just don't want to get stuck with the bill again. 123 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:17,668 Is that the husband? 124 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:20,755 Brooke's husband, is that him over there? 125 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:23,507 Oh, I don't know. 126 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,468 Not good-looking. 127 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,223 I'm not saying don't date her. 128 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:32,725 I'm just saying be discreet. 129 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:34,477 No hand-holding at The Grove. 130 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:37,563 - No canoodling on Melrose. - Canoodling? 131 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:39,940 No fingerbanging her courtside at the Lakers game. 132 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,859 - ARl: What? - Fuck you guys! 133 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:45,404 I'm making a point here. No cameras. A Page Six rumor is one thing. 134 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:47,114 Cover of Us Weekly quite another. 135 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:49,241 - We get it. Jesus! - ARl: Do you get it, E? 136 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:51,911 When he goes out, I want you and the retards to be with him. 137 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:54,997 If anyone tries to take a picture you, go fucking Sean Penn on them. 138 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,166 Hey, when did you get this Robert Neitsch? 139 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,667 Good eye. I just hung her. 140 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,586 - And it's Nitch, by the way. - Really? 141 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:04,048 I paid for it with Eva Longoria's commission. That's how I roll. 142 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:07,259 - Nitch is Mandy's favorite artist. - I thought Beyoncé was. 143 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:10,221 Don't be mean to Mandy just because you're mad at me. 144 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:13,599 Ari, will you let me buy this painting for Mandy's birthday? 145 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:16,060 - Are you nuts? - Maybe. 146 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,395 - What do you say? - Are you serious? 147 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,856 - Yeah, how much? - It's $100,000... 148 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,609 - E, talk to your boy, please. - For you? 149 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:25,820 Why? Terrance would sell it to him. 150 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:28,572 Shit, he'd probably give it to him. That's how I roll. 151 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:31,534 - (CHUCKLES) - Lloyd, you were an Art History major 152 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,911 - at Sarah Lawrence College, right? - Yes, I was. 153 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:36,122 Then you know how to pull this down off the wall. 154 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,541 Grab it and put it down in Vinnie's car. Chop-chop! 155 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,669 - You feeling the love? - How much? $100,000? 156 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:45,214 For you? Free. Think of it as a start gift for Aquaman. 157 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:48,676 You gave me a juice maker for Queens Boulevard. We must be moving up. 158 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,011 Like the goddamn Jeffersons. Come here. 159 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:52,138 (LAUGHS) 160 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,723 Tell Terrance to top that, little man. 161 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:57,101 ERIC: So Brooke looked at you, huh, Drama? 162 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:59,645 (SCOFFS) You know what? To hell with you guys. 163 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:02,314 I know when I'm vibing. Me and Brooke, we're vibing. 164 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,316 - Hello, Kathy. - Hey, Vince. 165 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,986 - Just four. - No, there's gonna be five. 166 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,988 - There is? - Yeah, Mandy's joining us. 167 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,907 We're supposed to lay low. What if somebody takes a picture? 168 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,994 E, relax. This is Jerry's, not The lvy. 169 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,662 Do you see any paparazzi? 170 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,998 You never know where these scumbags are hiding. 171 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:22,459 These guys are right. Why do you think I always sit next to you in restaurants? 172 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:25,004 - Just in case. - All right, take it easy. 173 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,882 - I want to enjoy my tuna melt. - We're worried about you. 174 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:30,801 Yeah, Vince. We don't wanna see this girl crush you again. 175 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,345 All right, guys, stop it. Here she is. 176 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,347 Now, be nice. 177 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:37,933 - Especially you, E. - I'm always nice. 178 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,603 - Hi. Hi. - Hi. 179 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:43,564 No kiss, no kiss. I just got an earful from my publicist. 180 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,316 - You, too, huh? - Good. 181 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,027 - Let's keep you guys separated. - Ah, you must be E. 182 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:50,779 I've heard so much about you. It's nice to finally meet you. 183 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,031 You too. 184 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:54,992 You look cute. 185 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:57,077 Really? I just got out of the gym. 186 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:58,787 Still cute. 187 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:02,708 So, how are you guys? 188 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:03,876 It's been a while. 189 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,336 Everything good, Johnny? 190 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,755 I'm doing an M.O.W. With Brooke Shields. 191 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:09,173 Couldn't be better. 192 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,884 Great! What about you, Turtle? 193 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,886 Oh, just working hard, you know? 194 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:23,854 Well, how nice is this? All of us together. 195 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,650 Wow, he's good. 196 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,781 All right, she's great. What do you want me to say? 197 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,824 That's all I want you to say. 198 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:38,160 She thinks you're great, too. 199 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:40,871 You left her two seconds ago, you're texting her already? 200 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:42,289 Nuts, huh? 201 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:44,583 - Have you ever seen me like this? - No. 202 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:47,086 Oh, I'm in deep. 203 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,922 - After one day? - No, not one day! 204 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,299 We look at it like we've been dating for five years 205 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:54,260 with a four-and-half-year break. 206 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:57,304 What? Like of all people you don't know that feeling? 207 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,682 No, I know it. I know it. I still think 208 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,684 - you should cancel the dinner. - Why? 209 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,853 Because Jerry's Deli is one thing, all right? The Geisha House 210 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,606 is completely different. There's gonna be paparazzi there. 211 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:10,567 I've never let the press control my life, I'm not gonna start now. 212 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,778 This whole movie could fall apart. You heard Ari. 213 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,738 What's the real problem here? 214 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,532 Come on, E, don't hold back! 215 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,575 I think it's a little much after one day! 216 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:21,578 This girl dumped you! She turned down your marriage proposal. 217 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:23,455 You don't really know the story. 218 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,542 I know she dumped her fiancé three weeks before the wedding. 219 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,877 Look, she just doesn't sound stable. 220 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,879 I don't know about you either lately. 221 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,673 You've known me almost 25 years. 222 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:35,759 If you can't get this then maybe you shouldn't come to the party. 223 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,845 - Maybe I shouldn't. - No, I don't think you should. 224 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,096 Fine. 225 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:41,682 DIRECTOR: Okay, everybody. Thanks for coming. 226 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:44,184 Sorry we haven't gotten the scripts to you earlier, 227 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,603 but we were working into the wee hours making it sing. 228 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,814 - (SOFTLY) Look at that hair. - TURTLE: I'm out. 229 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:52,443 Also, unfortunately, Joe Mantegna has dropped out. 230 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:55,654 We're gonna be great. We're gonna be great. 231 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:57,740 We're gonna get started in just a second. 232 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,326 (PEOPLE WHISPERING) 233 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,995 Hey, pal. 234 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,497 - The A.D. S want a word with you. - About what? 235 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,967 - Hi. - Hi. 236 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:18,427 - Johnny. - Brooke. 237 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,512 - I know who you are. - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 238 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:23,807 I'm playing Little Rick. We've got a couple of nice scenes together. 239 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:26,477 - Yeah, it should be fun. - Yeah. 240 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,523 - You know what time it is? - Oh, sorry, no watch. 241 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:35,235 Yeah, I noticed you don't wear any jewelry. 242 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,613 No, I never really have. 243 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:41,075 Yeah, me neither. No watch, no bracelet, no ring. 244 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,242 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 245 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:46,246 I just wanted to run something by you before I pitch it to the director. 246 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,624 Sure. What is it? 247 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,210 - In the comforting scene... - Yeah. 248 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,962 I thought that maybe a little kiss might add some pathos. 249 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,715 - A kiss? - Yeah, nothing crazy. 250 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,675 More in love than lust. 251 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,302 You're playing my brother. 252 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,807 Really? I didn't even get a full script. 253 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:08,060 Your brother. That would be weird. 254 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,104 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 255 00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,231 So, what do you say we save the kiss? 256 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:13,982 Okay. 257 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,026 - Okay. - Rain check it is. 258 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,780 So, your dad is pretty good with a gun. 259 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,699 - You should see him with a crossbow. - You serious? 260 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,535 Oh, yeah. He's great with all weapons. 261 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,662 And he's even better with his bare knuckles. 262 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,540 Really? Was he on the boxing team at Oxford or something? 263 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:32,251 Oxford? No. 264 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,920 You have the wrong idea about my father. 265 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,172 - He didn't even finish high school. - Really? 266 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,174 I can't believe that. He seems so polished. 267 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,427 You don't have to be afraid of him. 268 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:45,097 Oh, I know. Why would I be afraid of a bare-knuckle brawler 269 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,474 - who's proficient in all weapons? - (LAUGHS) 270 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:50,102 - He likes you. - Really? 271 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,771 He barely acknowledged me at skeet shooting. 272 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:55,441 That's 'cause he knows that I like you. 273 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:02,239 - Did he say anything about the party? - Nope. 274 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,033 Should I say something to him? 275 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:06,910 Nope. 276 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,873 All right. He said you disinvited him. 277 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,708 I didn't disinvite him. 278 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,668 Well, that's what he said. 279 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,296 He called me unstable. 280 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:22,092 You have been acting a little unstably, Vin. 281 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,181 You want me to reinvite him to the party? 282 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,684 Yeah. No, only if he asks. 283 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,103 (SIGHS) Real mature. 284 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:38,150 Yo. Blue Lagoon, Endless Love, 285 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,110 Muppets Take Manhattan. 286 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:43,739 - It's gonna be Brooke marathon. - Great! 287 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,992 All I can tell you is that in the year I was out of town 288 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,036 Vince slept with almost all of my friends. 289 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:52,080 And he never told any of them he was in love, so maybe he is. 290 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,458 Yeah, well, I don't know why he's lying to me for. 291 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:58,003 Guys lie to their friends and tell them that they're not in love. 292 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,172 They don't usually lie and tell them they are. 293 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,007 That lie they save for the girls. 294 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,133 (LAUGHS) 295 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,885 He's certainly acting crazy enough. 296 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,262 Did I tell you he got her a Robert Nitch painting for her birthday? 297 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,723 - A Robert Neitsch? - Is it Neitsch? 298 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,351 - Ari said Nitch. - It's Neitsch. 299 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:16,104 And, wow! He bought her a Robert Neitsch? 300 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,023 That's really expensive. 301 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,776 Actually, Ari pulled it off the wall and gave it to him, but still... 302 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,737 - (LAUGHING) Oh, my God. - What's so funny? 303 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:28,367 - It's a fake. - What do you mean? 304 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:31,537 I mean, Ari's notorious for hanging forgeries 305 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,413 in his office to impress his clients. 306 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,874 - Oh, please tell me you're kidding. - No. 307 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,043 And I don't know if it's true, 308 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,171 but my father told me he changed the numbers 309 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,756 on his wife's Mercedes 310 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:46,468 so she thinks she's driving around in a 600, and really it's a five. 311 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,470 - Oh, that's crazy. - Yeah. 312 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:52,766 What's crazy is to fight with your best friend over a girl, 313 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,686 especially a girl you're not even interested in. 314 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,523 You should go to the party. 315 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,109 You should go with me. 316 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,611 I would love to. 317 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,363 (BOTH LAUGH) 318 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,161 Looking for an exchange? 319 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,663 Something like that. 320 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,666 I smell trouble. 321 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,254 The unannounced drop-by, huh? 322 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,089 You making a habit of this, E? 323 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,716 You're not gonna believe this. 324 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,093 Vince got offered $300,000 for this painting. 325 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,511 He wants to sell it. 326 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,930 It was a gift. Come on, that would be rude. 327 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,765 Yeah, but he's gonna split the profits with you. 328 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,935 I'm not in the art game for the profits. 329 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,812 I'm in it for the love of the work. 330 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:39,896 (CHUCKLES) 331 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,276 I know it's a fake, Ari. 332 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,403 - Cut the bullshit. - It's a fake? 333 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,032 So, I'm giving out fake paintings? 334 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,659 Do you want to see the certificate of authenticity? 335 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,036 Yeah, I do. 336 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:58,457 Define the term fake, Eric. 337 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:02,461 Because three years ago Vincent Chase sat in this office, 338 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:06,548 shook my hand and told me I was his agent. Was that a fake? 339 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,134 - What are you talking about? - I'm talking about 340 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,970 the Quentin-motherfucking-Tarantino meeting 341 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,889 that was set up outside of this office. 342 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:17,309 Terrance works inside this office. He's your boss. 343 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,645 If you guys have a problem, then you figure it out. 344 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:23,565 But Vince isn't gonna pass on a Quentin Tarantino meeting that you couldn't get. 345 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,734 It's a jerkoff general! 346 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,153 My six-year-old could get that meeting! 347 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,447 Your six-year-old could have painted this shit, too! 348 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,075 Tarantino is probably holed up 349 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,744 in a Vegas penthouse with half a dozen Thai hookers 350 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,664 writing his next script which no one has seen! 351 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,291 For all we know, he's probably writing about Wu Tzu Chi, 352 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,293 the lesbian empress of the Ming dynasty! 353 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,545 You want Vince to play a dictator dyke? 354 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,089 If it's a good role. 355 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,757 Come on, man! 356 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,967 I'm not gonna argue with you, Ari. 357 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,386 I'm on my way to an art appraiser. 358 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,679 Care to stop me? 359 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,140 Does Vince know about this? 360 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,185 No. 361 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,896 But I might tell your wife she's driving around in a 500. 362 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,192 You better fucking fix this, Ari. 363 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,652 Before the party. 364 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,242 Hey, buddy, don't mind me. Just be a minute. 365 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:24,918 What are you doing? 366 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,421 Hanging some sheetrock. What does it look like I'm doing? 367 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,798 That's my anniversary present. 368 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,925 No, honey. 369 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,262 This is. 370 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,806 DIRECTOR: And, action! 371 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,935 DRAMA: Couldn't sleep? 372 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,774 (SIGHS) You miss her, don't you? 373 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,569 Yeah, more than words. 374 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,574 DRAMA: She's in a better place. 375 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,909 - (CRIES) - It's okay. 376 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,746 - (SOBS) - It's okay. 377 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,334 It's okay. 378 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,837 (SNIFFLES) 379 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,643 He's hard. 380 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:26,938 - What? - He is hard. 381 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,321 - Cut! Cut! - A. D: Cutting! 382 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:35,947 (BELL RINGS) 383 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,620 (SIGHS) 384 00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:44,623 - Why does he have my painting? - I don't know. 385 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,792 - Well, what did he say? - He said he'll be here. 386 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,543 - When? - I don't know, Vince. 387 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,962 This is a '59 Latour 388 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,131 from my private collection. 389 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,383 That ought to do the trick. 390 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,762 Look, John, even Hilary Swank 391 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,431 got fired from Beverly Hills, 90210. 392 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,850 Paul Giamatti was let go on Frasier. 393 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,311 I was actually fired from a TV show 394 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,855 - that will remain nameless. - Roswell? 395 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,358 I never had a job, sorry. 396 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,444 The point is that everyone gets fired sometimes. 397 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,988 It's what you do afterwards that counts. 398 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,575 Yeah, but to fire me just because I wasn't attracted to her. 399 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,953 That's callous. 400 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:27,999 - Hit me again. - Bring the Kendall Jackson. 401 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,709 Cork the '59. 402 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,339 Well, Vince, enjoy the rest of the evening. 403 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:37,425 I have to get home to my 18-month-old son Beckett. 404 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,428 He has a happy knack of waking me at 4:30 in the morning. 405 00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:43,098 - Happy birthday, darling. - Thank you. 406 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,976 - Thank you, Terrance. - Hey, cheer up. 407 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,103 - Thank you, Terrance. - Good night. 408 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,856 Guess it just wasn't meant to be, Drama. 409 00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:53,775 - VINCE: Sorry, Johnny. - Vin. 410 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,778 Well, look what we have here. 411 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,114 We were about to start hanging signs on trees. 412 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,992 "Miniature Irish Setter. Answers to the name of E." 413 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:05,120 I'm sorry, guys. It's totally my fault. 414 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,873 I was having a major fashion disaster. 415 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,584 - Happy birthday, sweetie! - Thank you. 416 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:14,212 - You two know each other? - Yeah, from Barry's Bootcamp. 417 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,089 Let's get a drink. 418 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,049 Yeah, let's do that. 419 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,219 I thought you sold it and moved to Mexico. 420 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,013 I just had it detailed. 421 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,474 So, are you gonna stay for dinner? 422 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,268 Yeah, I'm staying for dinner. 423 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,485 Open mine next. Open mine next. 424 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,906 I feel so bad. You guys did not have to get me gifts. 425 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,742 Oh, we wanted to. Maybe you'll wanna get us gifts 426 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:47,662 when our birthdays roll around, say August 6th? 427 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,874 Viking Quest: The Complete Series. 428 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,751 That's from both of us. 429 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,628 Thank you. Cool! 430 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:57,130 - I'll sign that for you if you want. - Me too. 431 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,299 - (BOTH CHUCKLE) - VINCE: All right, my turn. 432 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,552 I've been wondering what that was all night. 433 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:06,097 Hopefully this will make up for the last birthday we spent together. 434 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,516 Unless you ran her dog over, I'm guessing it might. 435 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,394 Oh, my God. 436 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,105 That's real, too. 437 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,693 Vince, you are crazy. 438 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,029 I can't believe that you did this. 439 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,864 The second I saw it I knew you had to have it. 440 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,116 How did you remember that I love Neitsch? 441 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:28,119 I remember everything about you. And it's Nitch. 442 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:29,871 No, it's not. 443 00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:33,333 (TOGETHER) It's Neitsch. 444 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,710 You guys, I... 445 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,964 I really want to thank you 446 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,132 so much for being a part of tonight. 447 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:44,010 I really forgot what a family you guys are. 448 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:46,096 I'm just very happy. 449 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,307 - To family! - To Mandy! 450 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:50,976 To Mandy and Vince! 451 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,228 - SLOAN: Cheers! - MANDY: Cheers! 452 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,522 (FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)