1 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:08,299 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:15,032 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 3 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:22,790 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 4 00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:24,333 What's up? 5 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:27,837 It is 9:30! Do you know where your only client is? 6 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,923 Testing out the new emergency asshole system, Ari? 7 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,925 Vince missed his physical this morning. 8 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:34,927 No physical, no insurance. 9 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:36,763 No insurance, no movie. 10 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,848 Yeah, I know all about it. I'm handling it. 11 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,808 - When? - As soon as he resurfaces. 12 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:42,769 Nice Aquaman lingo. At least one of you 13 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:44,479 is committed to this fucking movie. 14 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:47,690 - Bye, Ari. - Hey, take this seriously, E. 15 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,319 Got MILF? 16 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:53,946 - Thank you. - Superhero or no superhero, 17 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:55,948 it's downright rude to be this tardy. 18 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:57,909 - Maybe we should get him a driver. - He's got a driver. 19 00:01:57,993 --> 00:02:00,703 It's not my fault. I'm on call, but I need to be called. 20 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:02,205 Besides, he coulda took a cab. 21 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:03,706 Nobody takes cabs in L.A., Turtle. 22 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,750 'Cause no one can figure out what color they are. 23 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,960 They got blue ones, green ones, red ones, white ones. 24 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:10,546 Fuck a city where the cabs aren't monochromatic yellow. 25 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:11,798 - Uh-huh. - Here he is. 26 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,717 Oh, hey, Aquaman. 27 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:17,303 - Mandy finally let you out of her web? - Sorry I'm late. 28 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:19,889 You know how hard it is to break away from a good spooning. 29 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,933 - What are we eating? - We already ate. 30 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:24,101 Just for the record, I took the liberty of ordering you 31 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:26,979 - this beautiful egg white frittata. - Where is it? 32 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:28,940 TURTLE: E had 'em clear it. 33 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:31,651 In all fairness, the cheese was starting to congeal. 34 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:32,902 That's what happens when you leave your breakfast 35 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,363 - sitting on the table for 45 minutes. - I get it. 36 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:37,657 I shouldn't have kept you guys waiting. I'm sorry. 37 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,158 No, you don't get it. You fucked up. 38 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:41,744 - You missed your physical. - Oh, fuck. 39 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:44,831 I totally forgot. We overslept. 40 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:47,583 You're gonna have 4:00 A.M. Call times. Those gonna be a problem? 41 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:50,253 No, no problem. Scout's honor. 42 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:54,006 - So, what else? - You got weapons instruction at 2:00. 43 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:55,508 You're gonna learn how to use Aquaman's claw. 44 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,009 Sweet! 45 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,931 - What? - Maybe now's not a good time to ask, 46 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,851 but I kind of told Mandy I'd go house-hunting with her. 47 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:07,228 Anyway, we can push it back, right? 48 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:09,856 - Just an hour. - Come on, don't be irresponsible. 49 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,649 Irresponsible? 50 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,693 You know, maybe we should pick up the Maserati 51 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,862 before we all start saying things we regret. 52 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:18,197 - Where's the Maserati? - Police impound. 53 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:20,575 Got stolen right in front of Nacional last night. 54 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:24,245 Guy loses a $100,000 car, which I gave him, 55 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,955 and he's calling me irresponsible. 56 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,002 Barbara Miller's on the phone for you. 57 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:32,962 - She's Mandy Moore's agent. - I know who the fuck she is. 58 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:36,716 Go get me a kava berry shake with a pinch of bee pollen, 59 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,135 all right, Lloyd? What do you got, Babs? 60 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,220 I got a giant fucking migraine is what I got. 61 00:03:41,305 --> 00:03:43,764 I'll give you one of my famous shoulder massages. 62 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:46,058 - You remember those from the old days? - I do, Ari. 63 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:48,561 I also remember you threatened to sue me for sexual harassment 64 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,146 right before I fired you. 65 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,857 - Didn't we settle out of court? - Enough flirting, Ari. 66 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:55,776 - I want you to listen the fuck up. - What's the problem? 67 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:57,778 The problem is your client Vincent Chase 68 00:03:57,863 --> 00:04:00,281 is about to destroy 10 years of my hard work. 69 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:03,409 I need some face-to-face before this gets ugly. 70 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:06,579 - I'll wear something clingy. - You do that. 71 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,748 I'm telling you, once your car's been stolen, 72 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,124 it never runs the same again. 73 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,918 It's like a guy sleeping with your girl. 74 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:13,836 He leaves his mark all over her. 75 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,838 And how does a car know it's been stolen? 76 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,757 - Ask the Buddhists, bro. - (CELL PHONE RINGS) 77 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:21,344 They believe everything's got a soul, even a toaster oven. 78 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:25,181 - Hey, Shauna, what's up? - Break out your composition notebook, 79 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:29,310 and I want you to write 1,000 times, "I promise to control my client." 80 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,437 - What now? - This week's Us Weekly, 81 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,773 three-page spread of Vince and Mandy, 82 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:36,984 including pictures of them massaging produce at Bristol Farms. 83 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:39,904 I told you Vince wasn't gonna let the press control his life. 84 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,948 - Pictures were inevitable. - Fuck you, Eric. 85 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:43,532 These look like they're posing for them. 86 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,868 Didn't I say fucking soy milk, Christy? Come on! 87 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,536 Soy milk's got more fat than regular milk... 88 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:48,663 Don't be a wise-ass. 89 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:51,374 It's the other line, Shauna. Be well. Hey. 90 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,459 - Hey, idiot. - Hey, what's up, asshole? 91 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:54,961 Listen, I know about the Us Weekly pictures. 92 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:57,129 - I'm not worried. - What does worry you, Eric? 93 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:59,256 You're just so fucking calm, so poised, 94 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:02,259 - it makes me want to smack you. - Go for it. I gotta go. 95 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:04,136 I'm not calling about Us Weekly pictures. 96 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:06,138 - Be here in 30 minutes. - Why? What's up? 97 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:08,432 We're going to hell, so bring your sunblock. 98 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:12,687 Sir, how long is this gonna take? 99 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,480 Five minutes less than when you asked last time. 100 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:15,982 I need the keys to the Hummer. 101 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,733 - Where are you running? - I got a meeting with Ari. 102 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,193 - About what? - Who the fuck knows? 103 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:21,487 I'll meet you at Warners'. Make sure he's on time. 104 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:24,323 You're being very hard on me today, E. 105 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,997 - Hey, Lloyd. - Wrong way, Eric. 106 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:33,165 Today we're in the war room. Follow me. 107 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,626 - War room? - It's really just a conference room, 108 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:38,087 but Ari likes to refer to it as "the war room." 109 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,755 Makes him feel like a gladiator. 110 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,008 - Everybody's waiting for you. - Who's everybody? 111 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,301 Mandy's people, and they don't look happy. 112 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:46,303 But don't worry, I got you your favorite, 113 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:49,015 - Mrs. Beasley's chocolate chip muffins. - Thanks, Lloyd. 114 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,600 Little memory trick when they introduce themselves, word association. 115 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:53,936 Like, you say "Eric Murphy," and I think, "loser." 116 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,771 - Like "Ari Gold," "douchebag"? - Mmm-hmm. 117 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,816 Hey, everybody, this is Vinnie's manager Eric Murphy. 118 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,027 Say hello to Mandy's manager Phyllis, 119 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:03,446 Mandy's music agent Mark, 120 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,531 Mandy's publicist Stan, 121 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:08,701 her attorney Jeff, her music manager Craig, 122 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,828 and most importantly, her theatrical agent 123 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:13,372 and one of my earliest mentors, Barbara Miller. 124 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,500 So, Ari, who's gonna be running this shindig, you or me? 125 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:19,879 You've got the biggest cock in the room, Babs. Why don't you kick it off? 126 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:21,505 Oh, I don't know about that, Ari. 127 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,716 We haven't seen Eric's yet. 128 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:28,345 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 129 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,396 Yo, Vince, this shit is hot. Who is it? 130 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:40,066 - No clue. - Sounds like Eminem to me. 131 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,651 - What do you know about hip-hop, Drama? - (LAUGHS) 132 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,362 Are you crazy, bro? I'm O.G. 133 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,823 O. G? The last hip-hop CD you bought 134 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,076 was the Kid 'N Play box set. 135 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:52,369 - So who is it then? - I never heard it before. 136 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:53,913 - Yeah, me neither. - (MUSIC STOPS) 137 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:56,290 Since when does E listen to rap music? 138 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:58,459 "Saigon." Four tracks. 139 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,961 - It's a demo? - No way that's E's. 140 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,881 He knows as much about the rap music business as Willie Nelson. 141 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,716 So this idiot thief forgot his demo? 142 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:07,760 How lazy could this guy be? 143 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,678 It's got his address and his phone number on it. 144 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,305 We should call the cops. 145 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,557 This Saigon could be a three-strike offender. 146 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:14,725 We could put him away for life. 147 00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:18,020 Oh, yeah, you are truly O.G., Johnny. 148 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,856 (MUSIC RESUMES) 149 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:26,612 Yo, Vince, think about this song for the end of QB, 150 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:29,532 you on the screen, the rain pouring down. 151 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:34,036 You say, "I am Queens Boulevard." Bang, this song comes on. 152 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:37,123 That's a good idea, Turtle. I'll call Walsh, set up the meeting. 153 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:39,583 Yeah? Yeah, I'll go with you. 154 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:42,711 No, you go alone. No way I'm telling Walsh how to score his movie. 155 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,547 That guy's crazy. 156 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:47,466 So, Vince miss meetings a lot, Eric? 157 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:50,302 - No, not really. - 'Cause Mandy doesn't miss meetings. 158 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,971 Mandy doesn't ever miss meetings. 159 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:53,222 - Cool. - In fact, 160 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,766 Mandy hasn't missed a meeting in 15 years. 161 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:58,936 - She's never even been late. - Once, but that was during the riots. 162 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:02,106 Wow. Sounds like you have a tremendously punctual client. 163 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,774 This is not fucking funny, Eric. 164 00:08:03,859 --> 00:08:06,110 No, it's not. So why don't you tell me why I'm here? 165 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,154 You're here because Vince isn't the only one 166 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:10,906 who missed a meeting today. Mandy did, too. 167 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:13,075 What are you saying? Vince is a bad influence? 168 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,827 Eric, we both know 169 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:17,204 Vince has fucked half the actresses in this town. 170 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:20,040 Mandy, on the other hand, is a good girl. 171 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,668 You gonna sit there and let them bad-mouth Vince like this? 172 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:25,129 - Thought that was a compliment. - Nobody's bad-mouthing Vince. 173 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,590 - Yeah, we love Vince. - Vince is adorable. 174 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,675 They're just asking you, as his personal manager, 175 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:32,720 to get Vince to put this relationship on hold until the movie's over. 176 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:36,682 Ari, the guy's in love. He's not going to put his relationship on hold. 177 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,226 But I promise you he will be where he needs to be. 178 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:42,354 You guys do the same thing with Mandy and we'll be fine. 179 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:44,523 Okay? We done? Nice meeting you. 180 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:46,817 Eric. 181 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:48,861 You don't want to wind up spinning dough 182 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:51,447 at that fucking pizza place again, do you? 183 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,284 Told her a little bit about you. 184 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:59,330 Listen, Babs, 185 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,498 you don't want to talk to me like that. 186 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,376 'Cause I don't care who you are. Yes, I am Vince's manager, 187 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:07,213 but we've also been best friends since we were six years old, 188 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,048 and I don't appreciate sitting in a room 189 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:12,551 discussing his personal life with a bunch of fuckin' strangers. 190 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,973 - Eric... - You sandbag me like that again, 191 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,141 we're gonna have a big fuckin' problem. 192 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,060 We have a big fuckin' problem right now! 193 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,436 If you don't take this seriously, 194 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,230 the whole fuckin' movie's gonna go down in flames. 195 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,315 - I told you I had it under control. - Really? 196 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,108 - Yeah. - I didn't tell you this. 197 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,486 - Tell me what? - This stays between the two of us. 198 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,739 - Speak, Ari! - You have to take this seriously. 199 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:36,158 You can't tell Vince, 'cause it will freak him out. 200 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,160 You promise me? 201 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,370 - I promise. - All right. 202 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,373 James Cameron called. 203 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:46,085 - And? - He said that Vince can be replaced. 204 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:59,306 - Going down? - It looks like we all are. 205 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,518 Look, I'm sorry about that pizza remark. 206 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,395 Sorry I came back at you so hard. 207 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,105 You were just doing what you were supposed to do. 208 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:09,316 - Protecting your client, right? - That's right. 209 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,485 So who else do you represent, Eric? 210 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:12,945 Oh, right. Just Vince. 211 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,697 You want to start in again, Barbara? 212 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:17,616 My point is I have 100 clients. 213 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,868 So if I'm this worried about one of 100, 214 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,788 how worried should you be about one of one? 215 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,957 That's some apology, Barbara. 216 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,894 - DRAMA: Hey, Billy. - Oh! 217 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,022 - (TV CHATTERING) - What, did the kids run away from home? 218 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:51,233 I'll call the front desk. I'll have them send up a futon. 219 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,862 - We're not here for a sleepover, Bill. - Oh, really? 220 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,405 Well, what are you here for then? 221 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,283 I'm here to get a couple of my scenes put back in the movie. 222 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,160 I got a hot song for Queens Boulevard. 223 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:04,788 Thanks, but no thanks. I'm scoring the whole thing myself with a sitar. 224 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,457 - What else? - Come on, Billy. 225 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,334 You know the studio ain't gonna release the movie 226 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,252 with that music you had in at Sundance. 227 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,087 You need a bangin' soundtrack. 228 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,714 I don't give a fuck if they release it. 229 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,716 All I care about is if it's the best movie it could be. 230 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,968 You put my liquor store meltdown scene back in, 231 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,429 you get an Independent Spirit Award guaranteed. 232 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,348 Guys, I got a busy day. 233 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:23,849 - Just give it a listen. - No. 234 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,768 - Why not? - Because I already picked the songs. 235 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,436 I don't want my head getting confused. 236 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:31,190 Billy, I know music. All right? Trust me. 237 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,943 All right, but I want Johnny's watch. 238 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:36,945 (CHUCKLES) What? 239 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,406 No problem. Give him your watch. 240 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,575 I ain't givin' him my watch. 241 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:45,579 I'll put the liquor store scene back in and I'll listen to the song. 242 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,208 Deal. 243 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,799 I was gonna put that scene back in anyway. 244 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,967 Now play your funky music, white boy. 245 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,848 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 246 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,073 I love it. 247 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,118 End titles. 248 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:26,120 That's exactly what I was thinking. 249 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:29,289 We got $10,000 left for music, that's it. Who owns the rights? 250 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:36,422 Great job, Turtle. You just sold a song you don't own. 251 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,424 You know what my pops used to say? 252 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,426 "I wish I had a daughter"? 253 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,428 No. "Sell it, don't smell it." 254 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,096 Don't worry, we'll get the rights. 255 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,557 - How? - We'll wing it, my man. 256 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:49,601 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) 257 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,277 (MUSIC STOPS) 258 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,867 What the fuck is the matter with you, Vince? 259 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,952 That's the 17th whale you've killed today. 260 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,454 They're the biggest targets, Dale. 261 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:11,081 Yes, and they are also Aquaman's biggest friends. 262 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,750 You kill the whales, and then all you've got left 263 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:16,086 is you and a pod of pissed-off sharks. 264 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,923 An hour late. Must have been some meeting. 265 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,468 - Yeah. How's it going in here? - Not going worth a shit. 266 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:25,387 The boy here has killed more whales than the Japanese fishing fleet. 267 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,639 - This thing is impossible. - You gotta focus. 268 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,184 - You don't think I'm focused? - You killed 17 whales? 269 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:33,312 And three dolphins, also Aquaman amigos. 270 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:36,648 - Jesus. - It's a fucking claw, E! 271 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,193 They just invented this. Nobody's ever used this before. 272 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:42,362 Stop crying. I'm gonna get some more harpoons. 273 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,573 All right, E. 274 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:46,783 What's up? 275 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:50,037 Obviously something has upset you. 276 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:52,164 A lot of people are upset you missed your physical. 277 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,000 - What people? Ari? - No, Mandy's people too. 278 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,461 - They were there? Why? - They think you're a bad influence. 279 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,172 Me? It was her alarm clock that didn't go off. 280 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,924 - Come on, Vince, really. - No, you come on. 281 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:05,302 You actually sat in a meeting and discussed my personal life? 282 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,222 No, as soon as I figured out what they wanted, I told them all to fuck off. 283 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,307 You told Barbara Miller to fuck off? 284 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,476 Yeah. Nobody talks shit about you except me. 285 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:15,145 Good looking out, E. 286 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:17,689 - Are we in this together? - Of course we are. 287 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,067 You promise me you're not gonna fuck up this movie? 288 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:22,611 E, I wouldn't fuck up my career over a girl. 289 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,613 Any girl. Never. 290 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,824 - You believe me, right? - Yeah. 291 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,119 - But... - But what? 292 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,664 - You still seem a little freaked out. - No, I'm good. 293 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:34,915 E? 294 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:39,127 - I shouldn't tell you this. - No, come on, E, 295 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,047 we don't hold shit back from each other, remember? 296 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:45,008 - Ari made me promise. - So you crossed your fingers, right? 297 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,636 - Yeah, of course. - So what is it? 298 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,680 - Cameron called this morning. - And? 299 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,474 He said you can be replaced. 300 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,896 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 301 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,279 This is crazy coming down here not strapped. 302 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,239 You don't even own a gun, Drama. 303 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,074 I don't need a gun, Turtle. 304 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,076 All I needed was my nunchucks, 305 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,786 but you wouldn't stop by the house. 306 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,080 Why? So you're gonna walk down Slauson Boulevard 307 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,374 with nunchucks stickin' out of your back pocket? 308 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,294 No, I would have concealed them in my Frye boots. 309 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,921 Your pants are so taped you'd never be able to get 'em out. 310 00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:25,882 - Look how tight these things are. - Get off 'em. 311 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,719 DRAMA: Yo, this is it. TURTLE: 345. 312 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,188 (MUSIC STOPS) 313 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,443 - (CAR ALARM CHIRPS) - Just so you know, 314 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:47,654 if anything goes down, it's every man for himself. 315 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,083 What are you two selling? 316 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,085 We're looking for Saigon? 317 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,505 You wouldn't happen to be "Miss Saigon" would you? 318 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,841 Oh, good. Like I've never heard that shit before. 319 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,384 What you looking for my son for? 320 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,011 We want to make him rich. 321 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,306 What are you, drug dealers? 322 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,475 Oh, no, no, we're music guys. 323 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:17,976 Actually I'm an actor, ma'am. 324 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:21,938 You might have seen me on 227 back in 1994. 325 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:25,317 It is 3:30 on a Wednesday. What would my boy be doing home? 326 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,653 Would you mind telling us where we could find him? 327 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:30,656 At work. 5577 Rodeo Drive. 328 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,491 Don't you mean Ro-day-o? 329 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:35,535 South of Jefferson it's called Roh-deo. 330 00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,747 Stop being so white, Drama. 331 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,793 I just can't believe he'd fire me because I missed a physical. 332 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,461 Well, it's not just the physical, Vince. 333 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:45,962 He knows about you and Mandy. 334 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:48,757 I talked to him about me and Mandy. He gets it. 335 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,175 Well, what do you want me to tell you? 336 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,177 Tell me why anyone would bother James Cameron 337 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,513 with the news that I missed a physical. 338 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,556 Actors reschedule physicals all the time. 339 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,850 - What can I say, Vince? - There's nothing to say. 340 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,436 I just... I don't believe it. 341 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,816 So, what? You think Ari's lying? 342 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,319 - Hey, Lloyd. - Hey, boys. 343 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,113 Did James Cameron call this morning? 344 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,365 I was at the dentist this morning. 345 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,367 - Annual cleaning. - We'll ask Ari. 346 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,868 He's in a staff meeting. 347 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,162 - We'll wait. - Thanks, Lloyd. 348 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,540 What's up, player? 349 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,542 - What are you doing? - Saying hello. 350 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,043 Don't be ignorant, Turtle. 351 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,129 You can't just waltz in here and say "hello." 352 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:31,049 You gotta show respect. Walk the walk and talk the talk. 353 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,968 Where the fuck do you think we are, Drama? 354 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,053 Trust me, Turtle, this ain't your neighborhood body shop. 355 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,471 It's a whole 'nother scene. 356 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,349 Hello, gentlemen, I'm Robin. How can I help you? 357 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:40,851 How you doin', girl? 358 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:44,438 We're looking for a silky-smooth rhyming cat named Saigon. 359 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,231 Was that English? 360 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,652 - He's out back. - TURTLE: Thank you. 361 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,657 - (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) - (POWER TOOLS WHIRRING) 362 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,660 Excuse me. One of you guys Saigon? 363 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,371 That depends. 364 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,707 What you want? 365 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,418 Circular motions will keep the rag marks off that beast. 366 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,962 We want to talk to Saigon about this. 367 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,464 Where'd you get that? 368 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,507 Yo, don't sweat it, bro. We ain't the po-pos. 369 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,217 Who the fuck are you calling "bro"? 370 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:17,429 Take it easy, coz. I'm Saigon. Where'd you get that from? 371 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,222 Found it in our Maserati. 372 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:22,309 Yeah, the one that was stolen out in front of Nacional last night? 373 00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,603 - Stolen? - It was Vincent Chase's car. 374 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,354 - Vinnie Chase, the actor? - Mmm-hmm. 375 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:27,898 Shit. 376 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,650 You said it was Steve Berman's from Interscope, dumbass! 377 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,611 That's what the motherfucker drives. 378 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:36,198 How should I know there's two of the same damn car at one place? 379 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,575 Listen, man, we might have dropped my demo in your car, 380 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,118 but we ain't take it for a ride. 381 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:41,870 Try selling that to the judge. 382 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,122 What judge you talking about, motherfucker? 383 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,124 Look, I want to use one of your tracks in Vince's new movie. 384 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,295 Is there any brothers in this movie? 385 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,215 Yeah, I think I saw one in that bar scene. 386 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,176 Man, fuck that. Hold out for John Singleton's next movie. 387 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,969 I got 10 Gs for a track, fellas. 388 00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:01,056 All right. You give me that paper, and you two got yourself a client. 389 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,768 That is why y'all here, right? 390 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,269 Y'all want to manage me. 391 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,772 Not me, I got my own flourishing career to manage. 392 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:12,192 - Yeah? What you do? - Tries to act like he isn't retarded. 393 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,570 I'm the manager. I'd be thrilled if you let me represent you. 394 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,823 Yeah, and I'd be thrilled if I get 10 Gs. 395 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,574 - I hear that. - What's up? 396 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,371 Uh-oh. You boys look angry. 397 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:27,207 If there was plastic on the floor, I'd think I was about to be whacked. 398 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,125 Did James Cameron call you today, Ari? 399 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,089 You promised me you wouldn't tell. 400 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,383 He crossed his fingers. 401 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,761 You looked me in the face and you promised. 402 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,263 Did he call? 403 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,765 You little untrustworthy cocksucker! 404 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,935 Yes or no? Did James Cameron call? 405 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,856 Yes, he did. 406 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:54,818 And I called E to motivate him to motivate you. 407 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:58,196 That was my mistake, trusting E, and for that I apologize. 408 00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,615 - I can't believe it. - Believe it! 409 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,535 James Cameron cares about every detail of all of his movies. 410 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,120 - You should call him. - No, you should not. 411 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,621 You should go back to doing your job. 412 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,373 - I'm gonna call him. - Put the phone down. 413 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,959 I'm going to assure him that I won't ever be late again. 414 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,045 - Please, Vinnie, put the phone down. - Why? 415 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,964 Because, like Mandy, 416 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,341 you have never missed a meeting before. 417 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,427 That's why this is troubling. 418 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,095 - To Cameron? - To me! 419 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,224 He didn't call? 420 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,437 - No, he did not call. - Jesus Christ. 421 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,439 No, you're fucking pathological. 422 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:35,567 Listen, read Jack Welch, Tony Robbins, Phil Jackson. 423 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,652 Motivation! This shit works! 424 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,029 You want to be Shaq or Kobe? 425 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,239 Michael or Scottie? Damon or Affleck? 426 00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:42,866 Do you want to be out of our lives? 427 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,659 'Cause this could seriously be the end of you. 428 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,828 I am your biggest fan. I think you are this close 429 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:50,040 to being the biggest movie star on the planet, but you are slipping. 430 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:51,917 Over a girl? 431 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:55,378 I've never seen you like this before, and it worries me. 432 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:58,381 - Worry about yourself. He's fine. - No, E, 433 00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,967 he's right to worry about me. 434 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:04,262 You both are. Fuck, I'm worried about me. 435 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:08,183 Look at me. I've been lying to you guys like a fucking drug addict. 436 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,480 I didn't oversleep. 437 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,774 I didn't want to go. 438 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:18,693 I never want to leave her side, not for five seconds. 439 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,530 I've never been like this in my life, guys. 440 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,949 And the truth of the matter is, 441 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,617 I don't even give a fuck about the movie anymore. 442 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:29,871 I could live with Mandy in a one-bedroom in Chatsworth and I'd be happy. 443 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,583 It's nuts, but it's the truth. 444 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:36,086 - Vinnie... - No, Ari, 445 00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:38,880 - there's nothing more to say. I'm sorry I lied. - Vince! 446 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,554 You think he bought it? 447 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,139 You motherfucker. 448 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,934 - Let him sleep on that. - Keep walking. 449 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,312 Well, did it ever occur to you 450 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:57,065 that a 7:00 dinner in Santa fucking Monica is too early? 451 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,818 I'm sorry, baby. I had a bad day. I will be there. 452 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,236 I would not leave you alone with my mother. 453 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,488 I know what could happen. Love and kisses. 454 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,659 Ernesto, where's my car? 455 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,244 It's on its way, Mr. Gold. 456 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,746 Mr. McQuewick, he called down also. 457 00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,124 How are things, Ari? 458 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,501 Couldn't be better, Terrance, although it's 6:30. 459 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,462 You're usually out of here by noon, so this is a little odd, no? 460 00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,548 Why was Barbara Miller at the offices today? 461 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:24,759 Vinnie came down with a little case of puppy love, but it's under control. 462 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,095 Control's a funny thing, isn't it, Ari? 463 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,264 You don't realize how little of it you have 464 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,766 until you actually have none of it at all. 465 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:34,477 Keep track of your boy, Ari. 466 00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:36,479 I'll be watching you. 467 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,106 Cheerio! 468 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:42,360 - (DOOR CLOSES) - (CAR DRIVES AWAY) 469 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,321 VINCE: This looks phenomenal! 470 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,282 - ERIC: Nice, Drama. - Hey, hey, hey... 471 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,035 I figured the family needed a little get-together. 472 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:53,038 With you gone the last few days, it's been a little off around here. 473 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,706 We had dinner together on Wednesday. 474 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:57,500 - We missed you, bro. - Thanks, Johnny. 475 00:22:58,294 --> 00:22:59,711 - TURTLE: Bang! - (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) 476 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,796 Turtle, this isn't dinner music. 477 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,549 Don't be a hater just 'cause you're not the only manager in the house. 478 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,427 The guy's the next Russell Simmons. Who would have thunk it? 479 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:08,928 - To Saigon. - To Aquaman. 480 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,722 - To the family being together again. - Yes. 481 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:12,057 Cheers. 482 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,850 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 483 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:16,936 It's Ari. 484 00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:18,938 Oh, this ought to be good. 485 00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:21,566 I better check up on that roast. 486 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,735 Hey, Ari, what's up? 487 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:26,654 What's up is it's intervention time, baby. This is the plan. 488 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:30,408 For $5,000 I can get a cult deprogrammer to come in and brainwash Vinnie. 489 00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:33,453 My sister Eileen went to the Cornell Summer Program in '88, 490 00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:35,121 came back a fuckin' Moonie. 491 00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,790 Three sessions later and, bam, 492 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,750 she's a Pilates instructor in Tenafly. 493 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,294 He wants to have an intervention. 494 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:43,671 - What should I say? - I don't know. Improvise. 495 00:23:46,509 --> 00:23:48,426 That sounds like a great idea, Ari. 496 00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:50,095 You should have him meet us in Napa. 497 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,472 What's up in Napa? You guys crushing grapes with Coppola? 498 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:56,851 See, after your conversation with Vince, he had a major meltdown. 499 00:23:56,936 --> 00:24:00,188 Feels he let you down, so he just jumped in the car and drove up. 500 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:03,066 - You fucking kidding me? - Vince driving, can you believe that? 501 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,692 That's how fucked up he is. 502 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,153 I'm behind him on the road about 30 miles right now. 503 00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:09,155 He won't stop or answer his cell phone. 504 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,492 Says he's gonna shack up at Auberge du Soleil and never come back. 505 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,494 I could use your help up there. 506 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,746 - That's like a seven-hour drive. - No shit. 507 00:24:16,831 --> 00:24:18,790 The traffic's not that bad, but you know, whatever, Ari. 508 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,376 Keep your phone on. I'm heading north. 509 00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:23,711 (TIRES SCREECH) 510 00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:31,010 - You think he bought it? - Hook, line, and sinker. 511 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:33,012 TURTLE: Way to sell it! 512 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:35,557 Hey, hey, hey, you guys ready for some roast? 513 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:36,933 Yes, that looks good, Drama. 514 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,395 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)