1 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:08,174 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:23,666 Eric Murphy's office. 3 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:26,127 Uh, just a second. 4 00:01:31,467 --> 00:01:33,801 E, uh, Sloan's on the phone. 5 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:35,094 Really? 6 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:39,515 -Hello? -Hey. 7 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,809 -l don't want to get in another fight. -Okay. 8 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:44,771 l just want to know when you're gonna get your stuff out of here. 9 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:46,773 Sloan, l'm sorry. l've been a little crazy. 10 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,441 E, l don't need to discuss it. 11 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,943 I need your stuff out of my space. 12 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,029 -Okay. -Okay. Bye. 13 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:55,364 Bye. 14 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:58,034 -How did that go? -Not well. 15 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,036 Any word from Vince? 16 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,664 (APPLAUSE) 17 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:06,209 Hello, my name is Vince, and l'm an addict. 18 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:07,794 ALL: Hi, Vince. 19 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:10,713 l've been sober for 90 days. 20 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:15,843 When l first agreed to come here three months ago, 21 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:18,179 l thought, "Jesus, how am l going to survive? 22 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,890 "No cell phones, no emails, no friends." 23 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:24,769 And then l realized this was exactly what l needed, 24 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:28,606 a chance to be with myself and to reflect. 25 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:31,776 Now l know, l'm ready to get on with my life. 26 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:34,237 -Thank you. -(APPLAUSE) 27 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,906 -Good job. -Nice job, man. 28 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:38,658 That was hot. 29 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:40,993 l totally bought you were sober and going for it. 30 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:43,496 -l am. -Fuck, you're sexy. 31 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,331 Sober is sexy. 32 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:47,875 -Call me when you're out. -For sure. 33 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,961 Vince, don't forget about me. 34 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:52,213 l want in on that movie idea you've got. 35 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:54,507 Rehab relationships are real, my man. 36 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,551 l know it. l'm gonna call my brother. 37 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,386 Say "hello" to Johnny for me. 38 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,972 And congrats again on your sobriety. 39 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,016 You look amazing, man. 40 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,144 That sounded kind of gay. 41 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:09,188 Yeah, all is good, bro. 42 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:12,233 Just getting the house ready and looking forward to having you home. 43 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:15,444 -Turtle! -Sounds good. l'll see you at 1 :00. 44 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,029 Yeah, yeah, we'll see you then. 45 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,365 -Who's "we"? -Me, E and Turtle. 46 00:03:19,575 --> 00:03:21,075 Oh, E's coming? 47 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:23,536 -Yeah, is that okay? -No, it's just... 48 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,205 lt's fine. l'll see you at 1 :00. 49 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:29,041 -Okay. You sound good, bro. -l am good, Johnny. 50 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,376 -Bye. -Later. 51 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,044 -Turtle! -What? 52 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:35,631 You want to explain to me why l found this in Vince's bathroom? 53 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:37,800 'Cause it's Advil. 54 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,969 l told you to clear this place of all drugs. 55 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,971 -Advil? -All means all! 56 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,764 Aspirins, cough suppressants, 57 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:45,850 l don't even want a throat lozenger in this house. 58 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:48,019 Me and Arnold have been looking for weed and coke. 59 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:50,688 -Did you find any? -No. Checked everywhere. 60 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,899 The downstairs bathroom behind the sink? 61 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:54,358 -Almost everywhere. -Jesus. 62 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:57,612 -l'll take care of it. -We can't take any chances, Turtle. 63 00:03:57,696 --> 00:04:00,489 l got rid of every illicit substance l found. 64 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,034 You emptied the bar? That's gonna freak him out. 65 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:06,245 l'm not that stupid. l replaced everything with non-alcoholic lookalikes. 66 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:07,914 l got Whissin in the whiskey bottles, 67 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:10,082 non-alcoholic vodka in the Belvy bottles, 68 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:13,711 and l personally hand-filled 30 various beers with O'Doul's. 69 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:16,005 -You're insane. -l call it thoughtful. 70 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,715 Jesus, we've got to get going. 71 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:20,885 -What are you doing? -Getting rid of the weed. 72 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,180 Oh! (SPUTTERlNG) 73 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:25,514 ldiot. 74 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,727 So, why'd you guys break up? 75 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,938 What's the difference? Why are we talking about this? 76 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:33,648 (LAUGHS) You brought it up. 77 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,316 l just said my cousin knows your fiancée. 78 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,400 He's very touchy. 79 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:38,402 l'm not touchy, she's just not my fiancée. 80 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:40,071 But she was? 81 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,114 Was, wasn't, she will be again. 82 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:44,492 They are like Sammi and Ronnie on the Jersey Shore. 83 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:46,911 Except Sammi didn't ask Ronnie to sign a prenup. 84 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:48,955 l asked my girl to sign a prenup. 85 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:50,748 That was it for us. 86 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,125 Sloan's family has a shitload of money. 87 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:54,168 Can we move past this, please? 88 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:57,964 And her godfather used to run this place until Eric tossed him out. 89 00:04:58,674 --> 00:04:59,674 JOHNNY: l don't give a shit. 90 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,926 The guy was a prick to me after Rosanne got canceled. 91 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:04,136 That's because he is a prick. Fuck him. 92 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:06,555 -But Sloan is single? -SCOTT: Yes. 93 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,517 -That's interesting. -Yeah, anyway... 94 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:13,604 Anyway, you were saying, if l sign with you, l'd get the two of you. 95 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:16,899 -Exactly, yeah, we're a team. -Perfect synergy, right? 96 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,484 Okay, and if you get sick of one of us, 97 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:21,445 most likely gonna be him, then the other will bow out. 98 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:24,824 l don't know. l haven't had a manager in a while. 99 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,283 Okay, and you're killing it. 100 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,828 l mean, you're on a hit TV show. You're going to be a rich man. 101 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,247 And that is why your agents are complacent. 102 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:34,458 But you cannot afford to be. Okay, we will get you movies. 103 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,794 l have been complacent. 104 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,005 But l am totally focused now. 105 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:41,257 (PHONE RlNGlNG) 106 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:44,677 That's Caroline Reysha, a new Victoria's Secret girl. 107 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:47,179 l have to fuck this. Give me a sec. 108 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,141 Hey, baby, perfect timing. 109 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,184 Why do we want this guy? 110 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:55,229 Because l will get him movies and we will make a lot of money. 111 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:57,523 -Oh, you will? -No, you will, okay? 112 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:59,316 And listen to me, you can't not want to sign everybody 113 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:01,694 that wants to fuck Sloan, because everybody wants to fuck Sloan. 114 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,738 Whatever, all right? Look, you take care of this. l'm leaving. 115 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:06,157 -Vince is getting out today. -l know. Stop. 116 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,701 -How do you know? -'Cause he called me. 117 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:11,370 -Bullshit. -Are you mad because he didn't call you? 118 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:13,205 He hasn't called anybody except Drama yesterday. 119 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:14,331 That's not really true. He called me. 120 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:16,000 -l'm actually going to pick him up. -No, you're not. 121 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,793 Well, he thinks l'm going to. 122 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,588 This is childish. Stop, please. 123 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:24,300 Scott, listen, l am going to pick up Vince with Drama and Turtle and that's it. 124 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,385 Okay. Well, Vince thinks l'm coming too, okay? 125 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:28,387 So, l can follow behind you like a fucking jerkoff 126 00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:30,264 or l can get in the car with you like a human being, okay? 127 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,433 Can we be partners? Can we act like partners for two seconds? 128 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,185 Wait. Go ahead. 129 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:37,063 Ari's on the phone, wants to know if you want to drive together to get Vince? 130 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:39,565 How does Ari know Vince is getting out? 131 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,692 -Said Vince called him. -Really? 132 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:43,360 He's obviously out of the loop. 133 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,237 Tell Ari's funky ass to come pick me up. 134 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:46,489 l'll go with him. 135 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,701 lt's not every Monday, Daddy. 136 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:53,829 Yes, it is. And l'd love nothing more than hanging out with you, 137 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,499 but you've got to stop skipping school, buddy. 138 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,126 When you come home, l'll stop skipping school. 139 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,921 -l thought this was temporary. -lt is. 140 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,839 -So when are you coming home? -l don't know. 141 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,925 Listen, l just need five minutes to make sure everything's okay. 142 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:07,885 Then l've got to get you home so you can rest. 143 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,428 But l just got here. 144 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:11,055 Daddy's got to go to Malibu. 145 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,515 To get Vince? l want to go. 146 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,266 lt's a grownup's trip only. 147 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,227 -'Cause he does drugs? -No. 148 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:18,687 What, did Mommy tell you that? 149 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,606 No, l saw it on TV. 150 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,942 -Ari, are you busy? -lsn't that clear? 151 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:25,402 -Oh, hey, Jonah. -Hi, Lloyd. 152 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:27,113 How'd you get so lucky to take the day off? 153 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:29,782 -l faked being sick. -l should try that. 154 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,618 -What do you need, Lloyd? -Oh, l guess l should wait. 155 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:35,830 Unless you want to talk about some of your X-rated weekend adventures, 156 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:37,998 my son can handle any business talk. 157 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:40,417 Okay, well, Steve Levitan, 158 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:42,711 creator of Modern Family, is looking to make a move. 159 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:45,840 -Great, go get him. -He wants a meeting with you and l. 160 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:48,926 l can't do it now, Lloyd. l'm with my son. l don't have any time. 161 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:53,180 Ari, you haven't had any time for anything since... 162 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:54,932 Since what? 163 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,977 Since the S-E-P-A-R-A-T-l-O-N. 164 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:00,312 -l can spell "separation," you know. -Get out. 165 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:02,940 -Ari. -l will take care of it when l have some time. 166 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,900 And don't ever spell in front of my son again, 167 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,653 because he's S-M-A-R-T-E-R than you. 168 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,655 -Bye, Jonah. -Bye. 169 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:11,657 You're mean to Lloyd, Daddy. 170 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:13,826 -Get up, buddy. -Why? 171 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:17,496 Because l've got to pay for the house that l'm not living in. 172 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:19,373 (CHEERlNG) 173 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:22,543 We're here outside Promises Treatment Center in Malibu, California, 174 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,504 where actor Vincent Chase is being released today. 175 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:29,300 lf you'll recall, Mr. Chase was arrested in August for cocaine possession. 176 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:32,344 And now the question everyone in Hollywood is asking again, 177 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:35,639 "Can a young star actor get his life back on track?" 178 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:43,397 l just don't understand why he would call everybody but me. 179 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:46,358 Well, E, he knows you've been busy with the new company and all. 180 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:47,860 TURTLE: Yeah, E. 181 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:51,488 He probably just wanted to avoid all depressing things, like your breakup. 182 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:52,698 l wouldn't take it personally. 183 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:55,451 Heard he didn't call you, E. Are you sure you should be here? 184 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,495 We don't want him to mistake your pale, round face for a crack rock. 185 00:08:58,622 --> 00:08:59,872 -(LAUGHlNG) -Hilarious. 186 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,708 -What the hell is that, Scott? -A Tic Tac. What the fuck? 187 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:05,878 Put it away. l don't want him seeing anything that even resembles a pill. 188 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:08,005 Don't go crazier on us, Drama, 189 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,049 or we'll leave you here for treatment. 190 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,258 TURTLE: There he is. 191 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:12,885 (CHEERlNG) 192 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,386 DRAMA: Vince! 193 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,559 Let's get out of here. 194 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,853 Who you gonna ride with? 195 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:25,064 Three cars, guys? Real eco-friendly. 196 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:27,149 There seems to be some communication mix-ups. 197 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,151 Let's just hope Leo doesn't see this on ETTonight. 198 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:32,071 You're coming with me, bro. You guys follow us. 199 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,657 (CHEERlNG CONTlNUES) 200 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,459 Would you guys like to see a wine list? 201 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:48,295 No! No, thank you. 202 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:50,714 So, what's up with you guys, huh? 203 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:52,925 ARl: Nothing's up with these guys. What are you talking about? 204 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,594 They've been frozen like Ted Williams, waiting for the return of their life, 205 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,638 and now that it has returned, let's get back to it. 206 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:00,432 -Okay, what's up? -Let's start with Air-Walker. 207 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,893 -Am l out? -Vince, it's not '07, all right? 208 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,770 -They've been waiting for you. -That's great. 209 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,438 But you are gonna have to submit to drug tests. 210 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,190 And it's not the studio, it's just an insurance thing. 211 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,150 -lt's not a problem. -Great. 212 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,611 -So when do l shoot? -You start March, in Europe. 213 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:13,654 And in the meantime? 214 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,739 ln the meantime, we are gonna find something for you. 215 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:18,158 -Actually, l have something. -You do? 216 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,244 l watched a lot of news when l was in there. 217 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,288 -Oh, it's depressing. -Not always. 218 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:25,082 Did you guys get caught up in that whole mining disaster? 219 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:28,127 Fifteen guys stuck underground for a month. 220 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,087 Yeah, in Chile. That was like a year ago. 221 00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:32,464 This wasn't Chile. lt was Romania. 222 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:33,882 These things happen bi-monthly. 223 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,592 l mean, it was riveting. 224 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,594 l mean, l felt like these guys, 225 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,806 cut off from all my friends and family for three months. 226 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,683 l mean, l didn't talk to anyone till yesterday. 227 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,310 And you pretty much spoke to everyone, huh? 228 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:47,271 The main character is an American, 229 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,815 mortgages his house and smuggles his Labrador 230 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:52,067 into Romania to dig for survivors. 231 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,321 Anyway, l really think there's a movie in this. 232 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:58,532 -Yeah, could be. -Yeah... Totally. 233 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,159 A movie for you? 234 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:03,037 l mean it could be great, don't you think? 235 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:06,999 Well, l mean there's not a whole lot of time between now and March, Vince. 236 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,543 And l want to direct it too. l'm gonna go to the bathroom. 237 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:12,087 -Johnny, order me something good, huh? -You got it, bro. 238 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,882 -Track him. -Yeah. Vin, wait up. 239 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:18,302 Directing? A Labrador? 240 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:19,553 -Take it easy. -l am easy. 241 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,680 l just want to make sure that we all have our senses here 242 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,724 because he's pitching a Lifetime movie 243 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:26,393 that should be starring the Marley and Me dog, not him, 244 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:28,937 and a bunch of dummies are drooling like he's selling Avatar. 245 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:30,064 No one drooled. 246 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,024 l didn't hear you say anything negative either, Ari. 247 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,859 l said it with my eyes, all right? 248 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,986 Listen, somebody's got to talk to him. 249 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:39,365 Nobody's talking to him today. He needs time to acclimate. 250 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:42,826 We don't have any time. We've got to get him back on track, and fast. 251 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,912 -l will talk to him. -Give it a rest, Scott. 252 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,622 Give what a rest? 253 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,377 This is not the Chilean miner movie. 254 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,088 This is about aboveground as much as it is below. 255 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,215 -lt's crazy touching. -Sounds like it. 256 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,175 And guess what the guy's Lab's name is, Johnny? 257 00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,718 -What's that, Vince? -Johnny. 258 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,845 -Amazing. -Where are you going? 259 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,806 -Getting something to drink. -What are you getting? 260 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,682 Depends on what's in there. Why? 261 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,976 lt's just that l made some iced tea. 262 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,561 -l'll take that. -lt's really good. 263 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:12,064 -TURTLE: Grab me one, too. -Okay. 264 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,441 Stop telling him the movie's good, Drama. 265 00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:17,194 E, Vince is in a fragile state right now. 266 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:20,739 He's feeling very intoxicated, if you will, about this idea. 267 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:21,824 Even though it sucks. 268 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,451 We crush him, he may need to get really intoxicated, 269 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,078 and then he will not be okay. 270 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,956 Okay, so we wait one week, and then we tell him it sucks. 271 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,082 -Agreed. -Yes. 272 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,459 We're not gonna tell him, l am. And what's a week gonna do? 273 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,379 We waited a week to tell you Sloan sent your engagement ring back. 274 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,547 What? 275 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:38,757 l've been carrying this around, 276 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,968 waiting for the right moment to tell you. 277 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:44,179 -She sent it in an envelope? -Not even a padded one. 278 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,265 lmagine if we told you that last week. 279 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,392 l understand she wants my shit out of her space, 280 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,602 but this ring cost me 30 fucking grand. 281 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,146 SCOTT: Still hurts. DRAMA: Still hurts. 282 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,398 We wait two weeks, and then we tell him it's a piece of... 283 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:57,526 Couldn't carry five. What's that? 284 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,529 Sloan's engagement ring. She sent it over in an envelope. 285 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,364 -Not even a padded one. -That's harsh. 286 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:06,410 Really puts what you've been going through into perspective, right, Vin? 287 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,954 l mean, you got it way worse than Vince. 288 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,456 Yeah, l know. l get that, Turtle. 289 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,709 -Did you take a place? -No, l've been staying here. 290 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,628 -Oh, l didn't know that. -How would you? 291 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,422 -E. -l want to hear more about the movie. 292 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,965 How about those iced teas, huh? 293 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,801 Tell me about this Lab. What kind of Lab is Johnny? 294 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,512 -Yellow. -Love it. Yellow. 295 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,556 What do you guys say we call Dana Gordon about this? 296 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,142 Maybe make up for some of the troubles l've caused her over the years. 297 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,269 Let's do business tomorrow. Tonight, let's have fun. 298 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,397 -lt's a good idea, Scotty. -What are you guys thinking? 299 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,524 -Spare Room? Voyeur? -No. 300 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,651 -Clubs? -No, not a club. 301 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,571 -All right, what then? -DRAMA: l could cook. 302 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,864 Cook? Guys... 303 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,576 l've been in lockdown for three months. l need some excitement. Give me some. 304 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,995 We could order from Vito's. The delivery girl is hot. 305 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:53,123 -Great pizza. -Guys, really? 306 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,043 All right, bro. You ruined it. 307 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:57,836 -Ruined what? -We were gonna 308 00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,171 give you a welcome-home party. 309 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,131 -lt was gonna be a surprise. -Really? 310 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,050 Yeah, it's gonna be off the hook. 311 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,677 -Who's coming? -Who isn't coming? 312 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,846 Sweet. All right. l'd better rest up. 313 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,265 -All right, bro, take a nap. -See you in a bit. 314 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,352 -What are you doing? -He's like a teenager. 315 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:14,895 lt's better to have him home under our roof 316 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,689 than out running amok. Turtle, clear out the bar. 317 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,359 -lt's all fake shit. -This is gonna be a sober party. 318 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,277 Even the fake shit's got to go. 319 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,988 -Who's actually coming? -You know any sober people? 320 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,533 -Of age? -E? 321 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,951 Only Billy Walsh. 322 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,286 Billy Walsh. 323 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,497 Now you're talking. 324 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:37,543 -Hello? Hello? -Ari, what are you doing here? 325 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,045 Can l take the kids to dinner tonight? 326 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:42,965 -They have plans. -Can l take you to dinner tonight? 327 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,341 l am cooking dinner. 328 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,759 l'd like to talk to you. 329 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,053 -Daddy! -There he is. 330 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,806 -You staying here tonight? -Nope. 331 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,391 l just stopped by to say "hello." 332 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,142 l want to show you something l made. 333 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,477 Oh, okay. Go get it, buddy. 334 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,104 -Okay. -All right. 335 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,274 (SlGHS) Are you mad at me about something? 336 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:03,318 -No, l'm just saying... -No, l'm not talking about right now. 337 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,737 Lately you've been acting increasingly hostile towards me. 338 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,990 -l think that's all in your head. -Do you? 339 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:11,410 Well, l'm not happy that you've been picking Jonah up from school every Monday. 340 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,245 He wasn't feeling well. What was l supposed to do? 341 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,496 Monday is my day. 342 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,248 They called me because they couldn't find you. 343 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,250 -l was at a charity event. -l think that our kids 344 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,793 need you more than the orphans do. 345 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,753 They're not fucking orphans! They are fucking African children 346 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,422 with no fucking legs and no fucking water! 347 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,841 How many fucking times do l have to tell you this? 348 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:29,177 You know what? You cannot just walk in here whenever you want to. 349 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,513 -What are we doing here? -What do you mean? 350 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,141 l mean how long do you want to keep going on like this? 351 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,809 lt is devastating them. 352 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,603 You, do not use the children like that. 353 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:40,397 Okay, it's devastating me. Honey, listen. 354 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,609 -l'm devastated. -l'm sorry. 355 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,319 Honey, l want to come home. 356 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,946 We agreed to try this, and it has only been two months. 357 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:51,408 No, it has been 1 0 weeks, and l am not liking this one bit. 358 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:54,077 l made a therapy appointment for us tomorrow, all right? 359 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:57,039 l miss you. l want to come home. 360 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,041 -l'm not ready. -Tell me what that means. 361 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,793 lt means that l'm still discovering things 362 00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,712 about myself that l didn't know. 363 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,547 Okay, like what? 364 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,215 Let's talk tomorrow in therapy. 365 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,009 l want to talk about it right now. 366 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,928 Tell me why you don't want me to come home. 367 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,141 -l... -Yes, speak. 368 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,060 What? 369 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,312 l've been seeing someone. 370 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,194 Well, say something. 371 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,946 What is there to say? 372 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,335 Don't you think the balloons are kind of stupid, Drama? 373 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,837 A roomful of addicts can get a little heavy. 374 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,631 l'm trying to keep the mood light. 375 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,341 -Should we hire a clown? -Funny. 376 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,677 Maybe we should auction off this ring to the most sober person here. 377 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:52,886 Yeah. 378 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,056 -What? -Have you been drinking? 379 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,349 -What? -E? 380 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,685 -l do smell real beer. -Don't smell me, Turtle. 381 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,353 Well, if l can't smoke, you can't drink. 382 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,647 -Where did you get beer? -l found it in the garage. 383 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,857 -Turtle must have missed it. -Jesus, Turtle. 384 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,359 You said clean out the house. 385 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,611 Well, now l'm telling you to clean out the garage. 386 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,446 Vince has never even been in the garage. 387 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,782 You want to take a chance that tonight's his first time? 388 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,201 -Now go. -l'm going. 389 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,370 And you, E, don't melt down on me tonight. 390 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,038 l'm not gonna melt down, Drama. 391 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,499 Hey. All right, l've got five girls coming. 392 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,418 They all claim they don't drink. Good? 393 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,294 l'll frisk them at the door for anything heavier. 394 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,963 That's a really good idea, Drama. 395 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,548 l see nothing but dudes, Johnny. 396 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:33,051 Nothing but dudes, but very nice balloons. 397 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:36,888 The girls are coming and the balloons are festive, so don't molest them. 398 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,182 -(DOORBELL RlNGS) -Fatburger truck. 399 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,434 Nice. 400 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,310 Ooh, ooh, can we get a bouncy? 401 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,271 -Ha, Billy! -Vinnie! 402 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,107 Hey, l'm sorry l couldn't come get you today. 403 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,151 You called him too, huh? 404 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:51,945 Anyone else with you? Not that l'm not happy to see you. 405 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,656 Just some girls. 406 00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,453 Well played. 407 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,246 -What's up, Billy? -Joy. 408 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,914 -Hi, Vince. -Sophia. 409 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,125 -Maria, Debra. -Hello. 410 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:09,504 Natasha, Elizabeth, Ryan, 411 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:13,216 Beth, Maeve, Paola, 412 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:17,679 lngrid, Samantha, Madonna, 413 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:21,475 Maryanne, Julianne, Julie, 414 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,686 Kristen, Kersten, Kirsten. 415 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,647 (MUSlC PLAYlNG) 416 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:28,815 Yes! 417 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:31,902 (lNDlSTlNCT) 418 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:36,490 How did you get all these girls to come here so quickly? 419 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,909 l went around to a bunch of NA, AA, 420 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,535 whatever "A" meetings l used to attend. 421 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,829 Told them Vince Chase was dry and lonely. 422 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,122 You are a genius. 423 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,166 l think one of the meetings was a sexaholic meeting, 424 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,210 -but l'm not sure. -lnteresting. 425 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:51,213 That girl doesn't like Romanian miners as much as Chilean miners. 426 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,964 -Do you think it matters? -No. 427 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,633 -Miners? -This movie idea l have. 428 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,718 -l'd love to tell you about it. -l'd love to hear about it. 429 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,804 Can l show you an article? Scott? 430 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,514 No, no, l've heard all about it. 431 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:03,308 You go. l'm gonna scan the place for sex addicts, okay? 432 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,313 Hey, did you guys come together? 433 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,023 lf not, do you want to? 434 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,900 Huh? (LAUGHS) 435 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,319 Hey, Sloan. lt's me. 436 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,571 l know you're mad l didn't come pick up my stuff, 437 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,656 but l got the package you sent. 438 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,574 l've got to be honest, now l'm a little bit mad. 439 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,409 l mean, l hope you at least insured it. 440 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,869 WOMAN'S VOlCE: To rerecord your message, press four. 441 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,079 Fuck. 442 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,542 Hey, got the ring. Thanks a lot. 443 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,418 To rerecord your message, press four. 444 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:31,962 Fuck! 445 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:33,797 Hey. 446 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,674 lf you're happy with your recording, press pound. 447 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:38,385 -Fuck you! -What are you doing? 448 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:41,680 Jesus, nothing. Scott, unbutton another button on your shirt. 449 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:42,848 Were you just calling Sloan? 450 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,683 Can we take the night off being partners, please? 451 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,518 Fuck her, okay? Fuck her. 452 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,436 Fuck her, fuck her, fuck her, fuck her, fuck her. 453 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,855 -l don't want you to do this. -l'll fuck her. 454 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,690 l'll fuck her and l'll tell her to go fuck herself, for you. 455 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,525 -l don't want you to do that. -l will, is what l'm saying. 456 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,902 That's very generous of you and l appreciate that. 457 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,613 Can you just focus on the fact that your best friend is back? 458 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,407 -Can you do that? -My best friend who hasn't called me? 459 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,577 Druggies always blame their best friends. lt's what they do. 460 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,203 lt's addiction 1 01 . You should know this. 461 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,038 Whatever. l need another beer. 462 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,207 -You have beer? -l hid two in the bushes. 463 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:10,500 -Can l have one? -Sure. 464 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:11,877 -Thank you. -Everything all right, Ari? 465 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:15,463 -l need a drink. -Ew, this is a dry party. 466 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,676 l got two beers in the bushes. 467 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:25,181 Yeah, yeah, it's an interesting take on a familiar story. 468 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,516 lsn't it? 469 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:30,020 Ari. Hold on, guys. l'll be right back. 470 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,898 -Was that sarcastic? -What? 471 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:35,483 "An interesting take on a familiar story?" 472 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,985 The guy's pitching an MOW. 473 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,613 The guy just got out of rehab. He needs positivity. 474 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,406 You should know that better than anyone. 475 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,700 Yeah, you're right. You're right. 476 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,911 -You seem out of it, Ari. -No, l'm okay. l'm fine. 477 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:48,330 -l just, you know, l need a... -What? 478 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,332 A drink? 479 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,292 lt's okay if you want to have a drink, Ari. 480 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,169 l think there's a bottle of vodka in the freezer. 481 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,671 Thank you. Good man. 482 00:20:57,131 --> 00:21:01,426 Hey, Vince. The coal miners/Labrador thing is genius, bro. 483 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,220 lf you don't direct it, l would love to. 484 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,265 Did you hear that? Billy loves my movie idea. 485 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,392 -Great. -How's he doing on your show, Johnny? 486 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,603 Johnny Bananas is a beast, bro. 487 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,647 lt's funny, it's got heart. Billy's killing it. 488 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:17,192 Andrew Dice Clay is really, really killing it. 489 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,861 -You like Dice better than me? -Did l say that? 490 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:20,987 E? 491 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,572 l thought you guys are both amazing gorillas, Drama. 492 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,282 Yeah, but not equal gorillas, though. 493 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,284 l'm Johnny. Dice is second banana, right? 494 00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:28,453 -l'm dying to see it. -l got clips in the car. 495 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:29,704 -Would you mind getting them? -Absolutely not. 496 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,165 -l'll be right back. -l could use a drink. 497 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,876 The bar's full of waters, bro. 498 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:38,296 How great is this? All the boys back together, living under one roof. 499 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:40,548 -Just like old times. -You're staying here, too? 500 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,384 Yeah, just till you get settled. 501 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,220 -l'm settled. -lt's gonna be fun either way. 502 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,389 Doesn't seem like E's having fun. 503 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,433 Well, the guy was supposed to be married in three weeks. He's a little sad. 504 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:51,893 ls that what's troubling you, E? 505 00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:53,603 Nothing's troubling him. 506 00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:55,105 Smile, E. Come on, big smile. 507 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,690 Why are you pissed at me and nobody else? 508 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:59,067 -E. -Let's talk. 509 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,986 -Let's. -Tonight is not the night. 510 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,154 lt's fine, Johnny. Let's go. 511 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,824 Vince doesn't need any drama tonight, E. 512 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:07,409 VlNCE: We'll be back. 513 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:11,287 Turtle! 514 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:14,165 Drama. 515 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,084 Hey, where's the vodka? There's none left in the freezer. 516 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,169 l put it all away. The place is crawling with addicts. 517 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,171 -Look, l need a drink. -You don't want what l have. 518 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,007 Just give it to me! 519 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,843 There's eight bottles in the barbecue. 520 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:27,053 -Help yourself. -Thank you. 521 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:30,265 Turtle! 522 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,601 So your girlfriend's the girl in all those tequila ads? 523 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,687 -Yes, l am an overachiever. -Wow. 524 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,856 You know, the only thing that helped me stop drinking 525 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:41,317 was to be able to focus on her gorgeous face and not the bottle in all those ads. 526 00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:43,820 Really? Well, tell all your non-alchy friends 527 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,989 to keep drinking the stuff. l own a piece of the company. 528 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,198 -l will. -All right. 529 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:49,409 So is she here? Where is that gorgeous girl anyway? 530 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,870 Oh, she's off on the Avión publicity tour. 531 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,038 Oh, that's too bad, 532 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:55,540 'cause l would have totally had a threesome with you guys. 533 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,709 -Turtle! Turtle! -What? What? What? 534 00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,544 E is stressing out Vince. 535 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,213 l need you to make sure they don't get any real alone time. 536 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:04,299 -Why can't you do it? -l tried. 537 00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:07,385 Plus, Scott's screening some Johnny Bananas footage. 538 00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:09,512 -l can't miss that. -Oh, you can't miss that. 539 00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:10,722 She's back in two weeks. 540 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,559 lsn't honesty one of your 1 2 steps? 541 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:17,645 -Yeah, it is. -So why's all your anger directed at me? 542 00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:20,523 There's no anger. That's one of my steps also. 543 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,942 l'm not angry, l'm disappointed. 544 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:25,320 Vince, our business and our friendship are gonna mix. 545 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,989 -There's no way around that. -Friendship comes first. 546 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,408 l hear you. l'm gonna do my best to separate them. 547 00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:33,036 Thank you. E, l need a big year. 548 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,581 l want to get back and l think this movie idea l got could be it. 549 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:39,000 What? 550 00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:41,419 See, our business and our friendship are mixing right now. 551 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:43,338 -How? -Because l hate the idea for business, 552 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,757 but as your friend, l don't want to tell you that because... 553 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:47,634 Because why? 554 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:50,512 l don't want you freaking out and going off on some bender. 555 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:53,431 -You're not seriously worried about that? -Shouldn't l be? 556 00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:56,351 E, l went to rehab to avoid jail. 557 00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:59,020 lt actually was good. l learned some good things. 558 00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:01,606 And l enjoy having clarity. But forget that. 559 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,149 You don't like my movie idea. 560 00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:04,651 -No, l hate it. -Well, you're wrong. 561 00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:07,737 -Everyone else loves it. -Yo, fellas. 562 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,989 -Let's go back inside. -We're talking, Turtle. 563 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,158 -Drama doesn't want you to. -l don't care. 564 00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:13,284 -Go back inside. -VlNCE: No, it's okay. 565 00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,829 Turtle, what do you think of my movie idea? 566 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,873 -What? -l mean you like it, right? 567 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:22,001 Uh, yeah. Yeah, of course. 568 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,420 -Are you lying? -No. 569 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:28,258 lf you get a good script and a good director... 570 00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:31,010 Well, you're directing, so if you direct it good 571 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:34,055 and someone writes it good and you get a really charismatic dog, 572 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,516 -the sky's the limit. -Wow. 573 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,143 Vince. 574 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:40,728 l can't take this pressure, all right? 575 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:43,231 l've got to smoke and that's final. 576 00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:46,151 (SlGHS) 577 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:48,319 Do me a favor, Ronald. Tell me if l'm clear. 578 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:50,697 l can't see beyond the truck. Ruffy! 579 00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:53,158 Yeah, yeah, no problem. Yeah, you're all good. 580 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,368 -You're all good, go. -(HORN BLARES) 581 00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:58,496 Holy shit! Why did you do that, Ronald? 582 00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:00,373 lt was funny. l mean, why do you think? 583 00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:02,083 lt wasn't funny. 584 00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:04,752 Bro, you've got to see this part. 585 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,462 Whatever, Johnny. 586 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,758 What the fuck did E do? 587 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,970 l don't know. He says he's enjoying his clarity. He's fine. 588 00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:16,890 No, once you're an addict, you're always an addict. 589 00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:19,225 -Lame! -DRAMA: You might want to slow down, Ari. 590 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:22,103 Fuck you, Drama. 591 00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:25,190 An addict, unlike most people, once they start drinking, 592 00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:27,650 smoking or doing whatever it is they're addicted to... 593 00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:29,736 Jerking off, for me. For sure. 594 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:32,363 lt's impossible for them to stop. The compulsion is too strong. 595 00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:34,782 l myself, l cannot even have one sip of beer. 596 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,117 Why? What would happen? 597 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,911 After about a week, 598 00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:39,871 l'd be holed up in my grandmother's house 599 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:42,290 with my penis tied off looking for a vein. 600 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:44,209 (ARl LAUGHlNG) 601 00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:49,547 Quick, come out! Vince is having like a heart attack or something. 602 00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:57,472 DRAMA: Turtle, come quick! 603 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:00,225 ERlC: How could you give him coke? 604 00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:02,393 l don't know. l snuck it in and he saw it and begged. 605 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:03,978 l'm so sorry. 606 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,314 ERlC: What the fuck? DRAMA: Vince! 607 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,149 We thought you were having a heart attack. 608 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:11,694 l'm not having a heart attack. l'm not doing coke. 609 00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:14,197 l wanted everyone to see this. 610 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:16,241 (GlRLS GASP) 611 00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,576 That's okay, everyone. Remain calm. 612 00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:21,329 He's still a friend of Bill's. That beer is not real. 613 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:24,374 l know it's not real, Johnny. l know all of this is not real, 614 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,501 including the vodka Ari thinks he's tripping on. 615 00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:30,088 None of this is real and none of you are being real. 616 00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:31,381 Because l'm fine. 617 00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:34,175 l didn't do coke, l'm not gonna do coke. 618 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,386 Okay? l want to get back to where l was. 619 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:38,054 l want all of this behind me. 620 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,599 But if you, my agent, my representatives, my friends or whatever the fuck you are, 621 00:26:41,684 --> 00:26:44,811 keep treating me fucking weird, l can't do that. 622 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,146 -We get it. -Good. So now, 623 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:50,900 if everyone thinks my movie idea sucks, just tell me. 624 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,194 -lt's really bad. -lt's terrible. 625 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,029 -Possibly the worst ever. -lt was actually disgusting. 626 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:58,199 -You too, Billy? -l mean, you know, if it was on a network 627 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:01,035 and Drama was the American, l'd love it. 628 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:04,205 -l love that. -So do l. 629 00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:06,499 Can we make that happen, Ari? 630 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:09,252 l'm still trying to process the fake vodka thing. 631 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:11,087 Come on, let's make that happen. 632 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:13,339 See, guys? l can adapt. 633 00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:16,551 -l'm all good. We're all good. -(DOG BARKlNG) 634 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:20,138 -Turtle, what's up with Arnold? -l don't know. 635 00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:22,015 Anybody smell smoke? 636 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,977 (SlREN WAlLlNG) 637 00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:28,938 TURTLE: l could make the argument that this is Drama's fault. 638 00:27:29,023 --> 00:27:30,106 l wouldn't. 639 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:33,860 l'm just saying, it was his idea for us to hide all our vices. 640 00:27:34,528 --> 00:27:35,945 l'm sorry, Vin. l'm an idiot. 641 00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:38,656 lt's okay. l think it's a good omen. 642 00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:40,700 A clean start. 643 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:43,077 l agree, but where are we staying tonight? 644 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,620 You're staying here, too? 645 00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:47,915 -l didn't want to be left out. -Yeah, me either. 646 00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:54,172 -Are you crying, Ari? -No, l've got smoke in my eyes. 647 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,900 Till the roof comes off Till the lights go out 648 00:28:13,984 --> 00:28:16,694 Till my legs give out Can't shut my mouth 649 00:28:16,779 --> 00:28:19,530 Till the smoke clears out And my high wear out 650 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:22,325 l'm gonna rip this shit Till my bone collapse 651 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:25,036 Till the roof comes off Till the lights go out 652 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,872 Till my legs give out Can't shut my mouth 653 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:30,708 Till the smoke clears out And my high wear out 654 00:28:30,793 --> 00:28:33,461 l'm gonna rip this shit Till my bone collapse 655 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:36,339 Soon as a verse starts l eat an M.C.'s heart 656 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:39,217 What is he thinking? About to go against me smart 657 00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:41,844 And it's absurd how people hang on every word 658 00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:44,680 l'll probably never get the props l feel l ever deserve 659 00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:47,433 But l'll never be served My spot is forever reserved 660 00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:50,395 lf l ever leave earth That will be the death of me first 661 00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:53,147 'Cause in my heart of hearts l know nothing could ever be worse 662 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:55,983 That's why l'm clever when l put together every verse 663 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:58,820 My thoughts are sporadic l act like l'm an addict 664 00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:01,823 l rap like l'm addicted to smack Like l'm Kim Mathers 665 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:04,575 But l don't wanna go forth and back at constant battles 666 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:07,412 The fact is l would rather sit back and bomb some rappers 667 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,248 So this is like a full blown attack l'm launching at 'em 668 00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:13,000 The track is on some battle and rats who want some static 669 00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:15,795 'Cause l don't really think that the fact that l'm slim matters 670 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:18,881 A plaque and platinum status is whack if l'm not the baddest