1 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:08,257 (THEME MUSlC PLAYlNG) 2 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:18,077 l don't mean to put any unnecessary pressure on you, Vince, 3 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:19,954 but it's very important that this goes well. 4 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:22,081 When have l ever not aced an interview? 5 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:23,916 There was that little incident with Maria Menounos, 6 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:26,419 but you were on downers. Or was it uppers? 7 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,921 My head and my body are completely clear today. 8 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:31,007 We're not talking Access Hollywood here, Vince. 9 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:34,343 -This is Vanity Fair, possibly the cover. -Don't worry, l got it. 10 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,387 This is just print. No getting out of bad remarks 11 00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:38,556 -with your pretty eyes. -They're not doing the photo shoot? 12 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,267 -Please try and take this seriously. -Yeah, seriously, Vin. 13 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,144 -Please don't forget to mention Don Peppe's. -Of course not. 14 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:44,896 This is about rehabbing Vince's image, Turtle, 15 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:46,647 not marketing your fucking greasy spoon. 16 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:48,191 Hey, Don Peppe's is no greasy spoon, 17 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:49,275 -Shauna. -No, it's not. 18 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:51,611 -Best ltalian east of the miss. -Soon to be the west too. 19 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:54,071 This is about you, Vince, not ltalian food. 20 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:56,532 Vince loves ltalian food. So maybe he can just mention it. 21 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:58,618 Anything to bring those baked clams to Beverly Hills. 22 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,870 Plus, l wore the shirt. Maybe she'll ask me about it. 23 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,997 -Oh, Jesus. -lt's a good shirt. 24 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,917 -Hi. We're here to meet Sophia Lear. -Oh, just one second. 25 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,252 So what's this Sophia like? Tough? 26 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:10,087 Well, she can be. Depends on if she likes you. 27 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:12,799 -What's not to like about Vince? Look at him. -Look at you. 28 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:15,176 She's right this way. Follow me. 29 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,056 -ls that her? -Yep. 30 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:22,809 -You're kidding. -SHAUNA: Take it easy. 31 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:25,353 -Vincent Chase is here. -(SlGHS) 32 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,146 -Hi, Sophia. -Shauna. 33 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:28,231 So nice to see you again. 34 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,441 And you. Vince, Sophia Lear. 35 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,236 -Such a pleasure to meet you. -Yeah, thanks. You too. 36 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,154 l'm Turtle, friend of Vince's, 37 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:37,365 and future owner of the best ltalian restaurant in Los Angeles. 38 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:38,449 (LAUGHS) 39 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:40,493 And future occupier of the bar stool back there. 40 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:43,371 -Nobody puts baby in the corner. -Ah, Dirty Dancing. 41 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:46,123 Yeah, it was on last night. l was flippin' by. 42 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:48,960 No one cares. Baby to the corner. 43 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:51,128 -Nice to meet you, Turtle. -You too. 44 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:54,173 -You can't stay either, l'm afraid, Shauna. -Oh, sure, sure, 45 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:56,592 -l'll just eavesdrop from a distance. -Great. 46 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,636 You're ready to start? We can sit right over here. 47 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,805 Yeah. You're gonna go easy on me though, right? 48 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:03,516 Yes. l hope you studied up on foreign affairs. 49 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,352 The world is dying to know what Vincent Chase thinks 50 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:09,063 -of the nuclear arms bills being debated. -l would love to talk 51 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:12,316 -about the transition of power in North Korea. -Really? 52 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:13,985 -l'm kidding. -Oh, good. 53 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:17,655 So was l. No, l really just want to talk about you and where you're from et cetera. 54 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,574 Whatever you want. l'm entirely yours. 55 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:20,950 ERIC: You need to calm down, Drama. 56 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:23,160 How can l when my life is falling apart 57 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,621 -and my representatives don't seem to care? -We care. 58 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:28,583 There's just nothing we can do. Dice's brain has left the building. 59 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,710 Yeah, his hack replacement is killing my show. 60 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:32,336 Yeah, but it's yourjob to unkill it. 61 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,213 Well, maybe you can talk some sense into him 62 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:36,090 -'cause he won't talk to me. -He fired us. 63 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:38,134 Well, call him up and try and smooth it over. 64 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,094 -l did call him. -What did he say? 65 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:42,221 He said his foreskin was more supportive than we are. 66 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,891 -l thought Dice was a Jew. -He's reformed. 67 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,101 -So what am l supposed to do? -Yourjob, Drama. 68 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:49,228 -And do it well. -l always do my job well, E, 69 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,355 but this new guy just really sucks. 70 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,608 Would you guys at least come down to the studio 71 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:56,193 -and tell me l'm not crazy? -SCOTT: No. 72 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,403 -Why not? -'Cause l don't want to. 73 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,196 And l can't. l have a meeting with Melinda Clarke. 74 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:01,324 Sloan's mother? 75 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,868 -lt's her ex-stepmother. -SCOTT: l said the exact same thing. 76 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:06,662 Why would you have a meeting with your ex's ex-stepmother? 77 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:09,081 -l said that too. l said that too. -She needs advice. 78 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,584 Advice on what? She already has a manager. 79 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,711 l don't know. Maybe she needs another opinion. 80 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,338 l don't know. l do think she's talented though. 81 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,840 -SCOTT: We think that you are emotional. -Extremely. 82 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:21,218 Okay? And you are going to be tempted to use this as a way to get Sloan back. 83 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,179 lt's her ex-stepmother. How's that gonna work? 84 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,598 -l don't know. l'm not an emotional person. -Me neither. 85 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,350 l have never had to win a woman back, all right? 86 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,518 l just figured it was kind of a mopey-guy kind of the thing to do. 87 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,395 -Don't be a mope, E! -You're a mope, Drama! 88 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,564 -You're a mope! -l'm not trying to get Sloan back. 89 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:35,483 Get out of my office. Go to work! 90 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,401 All right, if you can call it work. 91 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,572 -Hello, Eric. -Hello, Melinda. How are you? 92 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,616 Oh, great. Well, good. 93 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,451 l heard you and Sloan broke up. 94 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,745 -l'm so sorry. -Yeah, that's okay. 95 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,915 l can't stay. l just wanted to introduce myself. 96 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,917 -l'm Scott Lavin. -Nice to meet you. 97 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,711 Yeah, nice to meet you too. (CLlCKS TONGUE) 98 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,174 Okay. All right. 99 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,677 (CLEARS THROAT) That's my partner. 100 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:05,054 -He's odd. -Yeah. 101 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,681 Anyway, please sit down. 102 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:09,684 So tell me what's happening with you? 103 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,602 -l wanna work. -Oh, that's great. 104 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:14,146 l need to work. Since Terrance and l got divorced, 105 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,065 l just can't sit still. 106 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,817 -That's not pathetic, right? -No, of course not. 107 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:20,820 l always thought you taking three years off was a complete waste of your talent. 108 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,738 Well, that's sweet of you to say. 109 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:26,409 But unfortunately my manager didn't take too kindly to my hiatus and dropped me. 110 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,327 Really? l didn't know that. 111 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:31,205 Well, why do you think l'm here? l want you to manage me. 112 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,124 Why me? 113 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,251 Sloan always spoke so highly of you. 114 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,920 l may hate her father, but l always loved and respected her. 115 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,297 -Yeah. -Eric, l'm so sorry. 116 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:42,049 l don't... l don't mean to put you on the spot, 117 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:45,678 but l'm focused and committed to getting my career back, 118 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:49,432 so think about it. lt would really mean a lot to me. 119 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:52,518 Why do we have to go to Disneyland? 120 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:55,813 Because it's your father's day and that's where he wants to take you. 121 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:57,732 Well, let him take Jonah. l'll just hang. 122 00:05:57,816 --> 00:06:00,651 l may not want you there, but Daddy does, so be nice. 123 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:03,404 -Well put, honey. -1 8-year-olds don't go to Disneyland 124 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,281 -unless they're stoned. -You're awful. 125 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:08,868 There they are. Who's ready for Tea Cups and lt's a Small World? 126 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,369 Was thinking Space Mountain. 127 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,621 -l was thinking about staying home. -Oh, come on, 128 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,041 -we're gonna have fun. -Okay, guys, enjoy. 129 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,752 -Wait, hold on. Where are you going? -l'm leaving. 130 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,545 Well, you came up. There must've been a reason. 131 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,964 Jonah begged me to. And you know when his beg turns into a cry. 132 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:25,342 -No, okay, yeah, l know. -Ari. Ari, are you going somewhere? 133 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:28,721 Yes, l am, Babs. l'm going to the happiest place on earth, 134 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,765 -Disneyland. What's the problem? -Hello, dear. 135 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:33,100 -Hello. -The problem is, Taylor Lautner's buddy 136 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:36,562 just finished writing a script and he loves it and he wants to star in it, and he wants 137 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,481 -Dana to have the first shot at it. -Dana Gordon? 138 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,941 You can handle it. l'm going to Disneyland. 139 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,818 And l am going home. 140 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,488 -BARBARA: Bye-bye. -Jake, 141 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:48,783 take Jonah and Sarah to the freebie closet and have them pick something out. 142 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,117 What the fuck is wrong with you? 143 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:52,119 -You spoke to Dana about this? -Yes. 144 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:53,996 -And she's coming here? -Yes. 145 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,791 -But why don't we just send it to her? -lt can't leave the office. 146 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,501 Taylor's gonna come here and watch her read it. 147 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,753 Then she has 1 2 hours to decide if she's gonna buy it 148 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,214 -or he moves on to the next studio. -l can't be here. 149 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:05,466 l'll let Taylor know. l'll tell him you're too busy 150 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:06,759 on the Pirates ofthe Caribbean ride. 151 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:09,178 You know how understanding he is. 152 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:14,016 Jake, 153 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,227 get Dana Gordon on the phone. 154 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,855 -What do you want, Ari? -l don't want this meeting to be weird. 155 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,732 -Then don't act weird. -You don't act weird. 156 00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:24,527 -You're already acting weird. -lf you're using business to see me, 157 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,779 -that's ridiculous. -l'm coming to your office 158 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,614 for Taylor Lautner, not for you. 159 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:30,783 -Are you sure? -Ari, l don't have time for games. 160 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:33,285 -There's nothing to worry about on my end. -Mine either. 161 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:37,915 Well, then let's get this done and move on with the day as fast as possible. 162 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:42,044 -Dad, when are we going? -Change of plans, buddy. 163 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,755 We are going to the LA Zoo because it's closer. 164 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:48,259 -That sucks. -But guess who's coming to the office? 165 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:50,344 -Taylor Lautner. -Ew. 166 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:52,304 Really? l love you, Daddy. 167 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:53,556 (BOTH LAUGH) 168 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,849 She gets to hang with the Wolfman 169 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,309 provided he keeps his shirt on. He has 4% body fat. 170 00:07:57,686 --> 00:08:00,646 Daddy has 5%. Tell Mommy. Daddy's been working out. 171 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:04,150 Apart from the drugs, would you say that you had any other addictions? 172 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:06,110 -Any other... -Gambling, food. 173 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,279 Well, l'm ltalian. l love food. 174 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:09,864 Have you ever been to Don Peppe's in Queens? 175 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:12,449 -No. l can't say that l have. -l'd love to take you there sometime. 176 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,118 Okay, one step at a time. Addictions? 177 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,745 -Maybe women. -Really? 178 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,915 No, not really, but l have a big heart, so l fall easily. 179 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,626 -And often? -Well, if l feel the chemistry 180 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:24,086 it's kind of hard for me to ignore it. 181 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,673 -Don't you agree? -Do you ever feel guilty 182 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:30,926 -for everything that you have? -l think to be guilty would be arrogant. 183 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,762 l appreciate it all and l'm lucky to share it with my friends. 184 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,723 -And your family? -Well, my mother is happy 185 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:36,807 with bragging rights, 186 00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:38,601 but l do for her what she'll let me. 187 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,520 -And your father? -lf he were around, 188 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:43,147 l'm sure l'd do for him what l could too. 189 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,940 And when was the last time you saw him? 190 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,026 -When l was eight. -Let's talk about that. 191 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,445 l'd rather talk about how beautiful your eyes are. 192 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,655 Oh, Vince, always a charmer. 193 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,365 -Shauna. -SHAUNA: l'm sorry. 194 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:54,825 That's okay. l think l have enough. 195 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,535 -Really? -You know, it was great. 196 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,704 -All right. -We appreciate this, Sophia. 197 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,873 lf you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to call. 198 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,626 -Yeah, l'd love to talk some more. -Okay. Thanks. 199 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,294 Come on, Vince. 200 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:07,379 SHAUNA: That was a disaster! 201 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,757 Well, you obviously couldn't hear the whole thing, Shauna. 202 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:12,009 No one has ever asked me such poignant questions. 203 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,136 And you didn't answer any of them. You flirted with her 204 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:17,056 -like a 14-year-old. -Sophia said she liked it. 205 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,308 And she ended the interview basically in the middle. 206 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:20,893 -Really? -Really. 207 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,520 -Then l should call her and apologize. -No, Vincent, you shouldn't. 208 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,856 -l will call her. -Shauna, let me handle this. 209 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:28,734 -What, you're gonna ask her out again? -You asked her out? 210 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,819 l asked her if she wanted to go to Don Peppe's. 211 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:31,904 That's business. 212 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,697 -Thank you, Vin. -Vince, Sophia is very, very smart 213 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,741 and very, very good at what she does. Now l don't think 214 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:38,244 that you said anything that'll really hurt you, but you could. 215 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:41,121 Shauna, please let me handle it. 216 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,709 Sorry, Johnny. Turns out your precious banana tree 217 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:48,462 is on 51 % of my property. 218 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,756 -Oh. -That can't be! 219 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,592 Call your lawyer. l already called mine. 220 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,595 -Stop sawing! -Timber! 221 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,764 -My car! -Whoops. 222 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,975 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... 223 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:03,519 See? There it is. l fucking love that. 224 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,646 l'm gonna kill you, Ronald! 225 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:15,030 (CLEARS THROAT) What's happening? 226 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:18,158 Yeah, l'm having a little trouble with that last line. 227 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:21,787 -Just say it. lt's funny. -No, l'm having trouble with your line... 228 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:24,581 -The way you're reading it. -The way l'm reading it? 229 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,041 Yeah. Don't read it. Just act it. 230 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:28,669 ls this guy joking? 231 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,546 Well, if you don't seem panicked, how can l act scared? 232 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,299 -Guys, please. -You don't think l seemed panicked? 233 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,592 Well, l don't think you seemed anything. 234 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,136 l mean, what choices were you making? 235 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,804 Billy, can l have a word with you, please? 236 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,974 What? l'm in here making choices. You're just making voices. 237 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,851 What actions were you playing? l can't even tell. 238 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:47,313 Billy, a word before l kill this guy. 239 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:50,107 Okay, there's no reason to get angry. l'm just trying to make this work, bro. 240 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,608 You can't make it work 'cause you suck. 241 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:55,404 Oh, l suck? No, l think Viking Quest sucked. 242 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,907 -You calm down, Drama. Calm down. -Calm down? 243 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,368 This guy not only sucks, but he thinks he's Sandy Meisner. 244 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:03,412 -Let's just get it done. -Get what done? 245 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,706 This show is over if we don't do something. 246 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,708 -What would you like to do? -Get Dice back! 247 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,418 That's not gonna happen. The network won't pay him. 248 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,587 You like this guy? 249 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,589 -Of course not. -Then we need to make it happen. 250 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,133 lf there was something l could do, don't you think l would have done it? 251 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:18,761 -l would give anything to have Dice back. -Anything? 252 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:20,929 Give him a piece of your salary. 253 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,431 Fuck that. Give him your salary. 254 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,809 Yeah, maybe l will. 255 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:30,522 -How is it so far? -So far so good. 256 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,316 -Are you almost done? -No. 257 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,444 -Ari, leave her alone. -Where's Taylor? 258 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,822 He didn't come, but his friend did. 259 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,450 -He wrote it? -No, that's a different friend. 260 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,787 My daughter is gonna be more heartbroken than you are, trust me. 261 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,705 (SlGHS) 262 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,374 l... l thought you were gonna get through this quickly. 263 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,792 lf you'd shut up. 264 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,543 BARBARA: Seriously, Ari. 265 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,172 Seriously? Now you're in a meeting? Let's go. 266 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,466 -Where's Taylor? -BARBARA: He's not coming. 267 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,885 Yeah. We're gonna to the next Vampire set though, honey. 268 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,845 Don't you worry. l'm gonna be right with you guys. 269 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,348 -Hi guys. l'm Dana. -Hi. 270 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,433 Are you the Dana that our mom hates? 271 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:09,395 What? No! Mom doesn't hate anyone. 272 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,397 No. No. Dana is just someone Daddy works with. 273 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,148 That's right. 274 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:16,568 l'll be with you guys in a little bit. All right. 275 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,405 -Actually, l'm done. -You are? 276 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:22,574 -You heard her, Barbara. -All right, l'll leave you two to discuss. 277 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,826 (SOFTLY) Come to my office when you're done. 278 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,120 -Do you even have an office here? -Fuck you. 279 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,205 -What's wrong? -Nothing. 280 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,209 -l didn't make it weird. -lt just is weird. 281 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,837 Your wife hates me? Your kids know? 282 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,464 This is so humiliating. l did nothing wrong! 283 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:40,759 Of course you didn't. Maybe l did. l'm sorry. lt's confusing. 284 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:44,304 Listen, if it was just you and me, it wouldn't be, but l have a family. 285 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:47,391 -l don't know what l'm supposed to do. -l didn't ask you to do anything. 286 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,935 But we can't let this jeopardize our business. 287 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,354 l don't intend on it, okay? Right now, l just have to leave. 288 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,357 You're right. l can't separate what happened 289 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,608 and what's happening right now. 290 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,277 So you're gonna miss out on buying this? 291 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,195 l'll buy it. 292 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,114 You didn't even read it. 293 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,782 Well, that's why l'm a studio head. 294 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,660 Because l can do whatever the fuck l want. 295 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,748 Yes, l suppose l believe in Melinda, which is why l'm willing to work with her 296 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,625 -so you don't have a conflict. -(SNlCKERS) 297 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,752 No offense, but she asked for me, not you, all right? 298 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,297 And you walking out of the meeting today didn't exactly help your case. 299 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,132 -Okay, so you do it. l don't give a fuck. -Oh, you don't? 300 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,968 You should. l mean, who was the last person you signed, Scott? 301 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,053 The third ballerina from the left in The Black Swan? 302 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:26,763 Yeah. She got signed and l got sucked. 303 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,475 -You're not serious. -No, l'm not serious. 304 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,643 Are you really questioning my work right now 305 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,645 or are you just projecting your own stress? 306 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,565 l don't wanna piss Sloan off, okay? 307 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,401 You see that? You see that? See, that is your biggest fault. 308 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,945 -What? Caring about people? -No. Caring about a woman 309 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,698 -who destroyed you. -Do l look destroyed? 310 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,867 l don't know. You started out looking like this. 311 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,328 -Whatever. -One more time, 312 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:52,539 l'm gonna ask you again: Do you want Sloan back? 313 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:56,418 -Again, no. -Great! So let's move on. 314 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,588 Start looking out for E and looking out for me. 315 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,006 All right, you're right. 316 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,217 l will call Melinda. l will lock it down. 317 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:07,429 l like it. You see this? You're becoming the destroyer, not the destroyee! 318 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,806 -Uh-huh. -Pay attention, everybody! 319 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,475 This is a gentleman. 320 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:15,395 -Says Sophia Lear got a first from Oxford. -What's a first? 321 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:18,065 l don't know. lt's gotta be better than a second. 322 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,192 Oxford is a pretty good school. 323 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,027 Where do you think we would have gone if we went to college? 324 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,279 -Probably not Oxford. -No, probably not. 325 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,405 What else you got? 326 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,408 -l got a nude image of her. -Really? 327 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,786 Yeah, but l'm pretty sure it's doctored. 328 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,371 -How do you know? -'Cause l doctored it. 329 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,831 Great site, headandbody.com. 330 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:38,293 You take the head of the girl you like, match it with a great nude photo... 331 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,170 -She looks good. -l'm an artist. 332 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,672 -(PHONE BEEPS) -SOPHlA: Uh, hello? 333 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:42,965 -Hello. -Vince. 334 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,801 -Sophia. Hi. -Hi. l hope you weren't holding long. 335 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,470 -ls 45 minutes long? -(LAUGHS) 336 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,807 -Funny. So anyway, how can l help you? -Well, to be straightforward, 337 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,142 what Shauna heard of our interview, she wasn't happy with. 338 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,687 -And you? -l thought we had a nice rapport, 339 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:59,231 -but l guess we didn't get too deep. -No, not really. 340 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,024 l'm sorry. l was nervous. 341 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,402 -Oh, you seemed confident. -Well, that was a cover. 342 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,195 -For what? -For my nervousness. 343 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,573 l understand. Unfortunately, 344 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:11,034 l'm not sure that l'll be able to turn our discussion into an article. 345 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,078 Any chance l can get a second shot? 346 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,830 -You can come here. -Where's here? 347 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,291 My hotel. l'll be more relaxed. 348 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,168 Oh, no. No, l'm not sure that's appropriate. (CHUCKLES) 349 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:23,672 Aw, l'm sure you interview lots of people at their houses or rooms or whatever. 350 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:26,633 Yes, but not ones who have been propositioning me. 351 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,344 You thought l was propositioning you? 352 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,222 l'm sorry. l was more trying to deflect 353 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,975 because some of your questions kind of scared me. 354 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,102 -So you'll answer them now? -Absolutely. 355 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:40,105 -All of them. l promise. -All right. 356 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,025 -l'll see you in an hour, Vince. -Okay. 357 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,571 DlCE: Fuck you with "you don't understand." 358 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:51,617 Let me explain it to you in old-school Brooklyn ingles, okay? 359 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,329 -(KNOCKlNG ON DOOR) -You owe me $789, okay? 360 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:58,624 Yeah. Louie, Louie, pay attention. 361 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:02,377 l'm gonna go to my bank, take out every fucking nickel l got 362 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,630 just to sue your fucking ass. 363 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,174 Oh, that doesn't work for you? Huh? 364 00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:09,217 Kiss my fucking asshole lips! 365 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,471 -You okay? -Fucking douche, brother. 366 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,181 Other than that, l'm good. You? 367 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,767 -We need to talk. -Did you walk off the show? 368 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:19,436 -No. -Yeah, then there's nothing to talk about. 369 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,272 -Dice. -Drama, when a group goes on strike, 370 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:23,815 the whole group needs to stick together. 371 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,984 Yeah, but l didn't agree to go on strike. 372 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,987 -Scab. -Don't call me a scab. l'm not a scab. 373 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,782 -Yeah? Then what are you? -A desperate actor 374 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:34,951 because the show l know could be a huge hit is going down on flames 375 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:36,912 -if you don't wake up. -(SCOFFS) 376 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,122 Yeah, l thought they replaced me. 377 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:41,249 What are you doing? l thought you quit like 1 0 years ago. 378 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:44,961 -l did, l'm just fucking stressed. -Because of this? 379 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,881 -No. My son Dylan. -ls he okay? 380 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,300 Got into Princeton. 381 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:54,054 Do you believe this dumbfuck's son got into an ivy league school? 382 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:57,724 -Well, that's great, right? -Well, problem is, l can't afford it. 383 00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:00,268 -That's why you gotta come back to work. -No. 384 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,688 l can't come back to work because they're not paying me enough. 385 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,731 l'm gonna have to go on the road seven nights a week 386 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:07,275 just to pay for his school. But l will. 387 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,236 Dice, you don't have to do that. 388 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,738 -No? Why not? -'Cause that's why l came here, 389 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:15,951 to offer you the difference in my salary from yours, make us even. 390 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,911 We'd both would be at 1 0k an episode. 391 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,789 You wanna offer me your money? 392 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,082 Yeah. 393 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,542 Wow, Drama. 394 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,713 Nobody's ever been that selfless. 395 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,840 -So you'll come back to work? -No. 396 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:33,385 -Why not? -Because they need to pay me, not you. 397 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,721 And the truth is, l think they're going to. 398 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,556 -Based on what? -Gut feeling. 399 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,934 -Dice, they replaced you. -With a guy that sucks buffalo dick. 400 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,853 -lt's a bluff! -No, it's not. 401 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:46,648 We're airing in three weeks. They're replacing all the stuff you did today. 402 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:49,276 Look, l reached out to my old agent, Mike Ovitz. 403 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,360 What did he say? 404 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,612 He hasn't called me back yet, but he will. 405 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:55,157 And when Ovitz makes a move, the earth shakes. 406 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,868 -Dice. -Drama, listen, 407 00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,996 my dad always said, "Drama's a real friend." 408 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,291 And l'll never forget your offer, but l know what l'm supposed to get 409 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,084 and l know who's supposed to give it to me. 410 00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:09,629 And l will not accept not getting it. 411 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,801 Well, l am so excited about this. 412 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,053 -l think we're gonna make a great team. -Agreed. 413 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:19,973 l can't wait to get back to work. lt's just... 414 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:23,226 Well, when you come out of a controlling relationship like l was in, 415 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,353 one that basically sabotaged my career, 416 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,355 it's sometimes tough to move forward. 417 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,775 We're gonna find you something great. We're gonna move forward quickly, 418 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,526 -Melinda, l promise. -Thanks. 419 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,653 -And what about you? -What about me? 420 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,781 -Have you moved forward? -Absolutely. 421 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,825 Well, what happened? Why did you and Sloan break up? 422 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,952 -l don't wanna talk about that. -Did she cheat on you? 423 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:43,455 -No. -lt's in that family's blood. 424 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,749 Well, she didn't cheat on me. We had a mutual break-up. 425 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,543 Uh. Nothing with the McQuewicks is ever mutual. 426 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:52,380 She kind of pushed me into it, but in the end l agreed. 427 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,133 Sure. When l found out Terrance was fucking around on me, 428 00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:59,221 l agreed we were done. l don't think Sloan was ever in my corner anyway. 429 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,265 -l thought you liked Sloan. -As much as you can like an ice princess. 430 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,142 Oh, come on, she's not an ice princess. 431 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,770 Oh, come on, Eric, she's a little cold. 432 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,980 Can we have two more of these when you get a second? 433 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,273 Thanks. 434 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:11,942 You're not over it. 435 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:17,113 No. Well, l tell people l am, but l'm not. No one believes me. 436 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,949 You know, we were gonna get married. l wanted to. 437 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,034 Then what happened? 438 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,786 Terrance asked me to sign a prenup. 439 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,704 Ah, must've wised up after me. 440 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,790 Who knows? She probably wanted me to also. 441 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,875 lt got ugly though. l mean, l destroyed Murray. 442 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,253 Whatever. The past is the past 443 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,630 and l am moving forward, so. Cheers. 444 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,632 Well, l'm sorry. l shouldn't have brought it up, 445 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,051 but you're a sweet guy, Eric. 446 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,262 Sloan was lucky to have you. 447 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,681 God, l've never had a guy as committed as you. 448 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:46,059 lf she didn't appreciate it, that's all there is to focus on. 449 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,144 lf it wasn't the prenup, it would have been something else. 450 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,229 -You think? -l know. 451 00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:53,608 -Ah, who knows? Maybe she is a little cold. -There you go. 452 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,693 And in the future 453 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:58,113 -we'll find someone to warm you up. -Great. 454 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,700 And maybe find me someone who doesn't need a pill every five minutes 455 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,743 -to keep me warm. -Wow. 456 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,413 l am really sorry, you guys. 457 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,999 l am gonna make it up to you. How about Hawaii? 458 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,375 Will Taylor come there? 459 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,377 -Him and Robert Pattinson. -(SlGHS) 460 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,671 Quit while you're ahead, Dad. We still love you. 461 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:15,839 l love you guys too. 462 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,716 -Hi, baby. -Hi, Mom. 463 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,468 -What happened? -l couldn't get out of the office. 464 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:21,928 -Oh, Ari. -l'm sorry. 465 00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:24,723 And l'm sorry that l brought Dana to the restaurant the other night. 466 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,725 But please stop poisoning the kids. 467 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,476 -l don't know what you're talking about. -Okay, look, 468 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,395 let's just regroup, okay? l'm sorry. 469 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:33,148 My behavior has been bad. l'm unraveling. 470 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,942 -l don't like not knowing what's happening. -What's to know? 471 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,695 -You're in the office with your girlfriend. -She's the head of a studio. 472 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,406 And how do you think the town would react if they found out about you two? 473 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:44,576 There's nothing to find out. And l've already suffered the brunt of the gossip 474 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,620 because my wife is running around with Chef Boyardee. 475 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:49,664 But l didn't disappoint the kids. But that's nothing new. 476 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,958 This has always been the problem. Girlfriend or not, 477 00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,710 work has always trumped family for you. 478 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,589 l am trying to do the right thing, but you won't let me. 479 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,342 You say you've changed, but today is the perfect example 480 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,843 of how worthless your words are. 481 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,179 What do you wanna do? 482 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,931 Oh, l did what l want to do. 483 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:08,767 l called a lawyer and l'm filing for divorce. 484 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,982 So if the network thinks this guy sucks also, 485 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,067 why won't they do something? 486 00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,194 Because they're not gonna get pushed around 487 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,697 -by Andrew Dice Clay. -Oh, so this is just about ego? 488 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,492 That's how this town goes sometimes. Yeah. 489 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:28,286 ls this guy like Moonves' nephew or something? 490 00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:30,038 -What? No. -ls he yours? 491 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,290 No! No. But he was brought in on budget 492 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,417 because we burned so much money doing all this stuff 493 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:38,046 -with Dice. -Jesus Christ, Phil! On a budget now? 494 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,382 -l don't... -This show could be so great. 495 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,050 l know that more than l know anything. 496 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,927 -l know, l know. -But it needs both of us. 497 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,721 Can you imagine The Flintstones without Barney, 498 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,349 The Honeymooners without Ed Norton? 499 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:50,850 -Would they work? -l don't know. 500 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:53,478 And you're depressing the shit out of me because l agree, 501 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,272 but you know what? l'm not sure the network does. 502 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,233 What do you mean? 503 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,819 (SlGHS) Forget the budget. Maybe it's ego, 504 00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:03,822 maybe it's not. l don't wanna make your ego any crazier. 505 00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:05,490 That's not possible. 506 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,243 But they don't see the show like you do. 507 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,704 They don't see a buddy show. They love Dice, 508 00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:13,540 but they see you really carrying it. 509 00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:17,210 lf this show goes, they'll really just tailor the whole thing around you. 510 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:19,879 Wow. 511 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:23,174 -l don't think l've ever heard that. -Feels good, doesn't it? 512 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,552 -Yeah, it feels great. -Yeah. 513 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,680 Ah, but... But l'm not buying it though. 514 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:32,017 We need Dice. We're a magical combination together. 515 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:34,102 -l know it! -What are you gonna do? 516 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,146 (SlGHS) 517 00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:38,273 l guess what l have to do. 518 00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:42,110 Since they believe in me, l'm walking also. 519 00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:44,863 (MUTTERS) 520 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,281 (WHlMPERS) 521 00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:49,868 What put you in Carl Ertz's house that night? 522 00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:51,286 Honestly, work. 523 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:54,372 l wanted to get this project going for my brother and he was into it. 524 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:56,541 Did you really not see what an unstable person he was? 525 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,376 You trusted that he was capable of helping you. 526 00:22:58,461 --> 00:23:00,462 He was an addict and l wanted to give him a chance. 527 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,130 Like you want another chance? 528 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,798 -Yes. -So in hindsight, 529 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,676 do you regret putting yourself in that position? 530 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:08,428 l don't follow. 531 00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,221 Well, you risked your own salvation for a man 532 00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:11,973 that ultimately didn't care about yours. 533 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:13,725 So be it. 534 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:15,977 Do think that in some way had something to do 535 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,104 with your father abandoning you and your family? 536 00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:19,230 (LAUGHS) 537 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,024 -l think that's a stretch. -Perhaps, 538 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,317 but you said yourself if he showed up today 539 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,651 you'd welcome him back into your life. 540 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,862 -l didn't say that. -So you wouldn't? 541 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,114 l'd help him financially if he needed it. 542 00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:29,240 But you are angry with him? 543 00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:31,868 l wouldn't change my childhood... 544 00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:34,913 Not even the memory of him walking out at dinner without saying goodbye. 545 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:36,372 Why is that? 546 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:40,085 l was raised by my mother, my grandmother and my aunt. 547 00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:41,961 They gave me the strength. 548 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:44,214 And it's because of them, l think, that l have an appreciation 549 00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:46,007 and respect for women most men don't have. 550 00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:47,550 Even porn stars? 551 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:48,635 (SNlCKERS) 552 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:52,055 l neverjudged Sasha for what she did. 553 00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:55,308 l always saw her for the beautiful, intelligent woman she is. 554 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:56,810 Would she corroborate that? 555 00:23:57,561 --> 00:24:00,271 Like most relationships, we had our problems and, unfortunately for her, 556 00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:01,856 she saw me in my darkest days. 557 00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:05,693 She deserved better than me and l hope she finds it. 558 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:08,488 -Thank you for your honesty. -Thanks for the second chance. 559 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,615 Turtle, see you soon. 560 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,700 -Good to see you again. -l'll be in touch. 561 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:13,868 Do you wanna grab a drink? 562 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:17,580 No, l don't think that would be right. 563 00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:20,416 But you know all about me now and l know nothing about you. 564 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,961 (SNlCKERS) Yes. That's because l'm the journalist 565 00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:24,754 and you're the subject. (LAUGHS) 566 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:27,173 l just thought since l managed to stay professional, 567 00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:28,424 we could get to know each other now. 568 00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:30,969 Mr. Chase, l'm flattered, but l take my work very seriously 569 00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,263 and l really wouldn't want to compromise that for a fleeting desire. 570 00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:35,306 After all, desire attained is not in fact desire. 571 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:37,475 Can you please respect that? 572 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,727 -Yeah. -Thank you. 573 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,986 -She's a tough one, huh? -l love her. 574 00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:51,698 Do you know that Terrance still has nannies come to the house on Halloween 575 00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:53,741 -to handle the trick-or-treaters? -Oh, come on. 576 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:54,909 -Yeah. -Which is probably why 577 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,119 Sloan is the way she is. 578 00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:57,495 Oh, that and the fact that he gives her 579 00:24:57,580 --> 00:25:01,499 -a $200,000-a-month allowance. -Well, she has a job. 580 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,669 -Doing what? -Planning parties for charities. 581 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,671 (BOTH LAUGHlNG) 582 00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:10,216 -Oh, boy. -Oh, my goodness, 583 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,177 l have not laughed like this in years. 584 00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:14,387 Oh, l have. Sloan's a laugh a minute. 585 00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:16,681 -You've got to hear her. -l'm sad. 586 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:19,142 -You're drunk. -That is true. 587 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:21,060 Why don't we call a cab, get you home? 588 00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:26,107 You've never needed Viagra, have you, Eric? 589 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:32,405 -Hey, it's Dana. Leave a message. -(MUSlC PLAYlNG) 590 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,328 Fuck you, plant. 591 00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:41,331 Fuck you, fucking 20" screen. 592 00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:42,916 (LAUGHS) 593 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,125 Fuck you, 594 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:46,711 you fucking stupid fucking balcony! 595 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:49,964 -MAN: Shut the fuck up! -Fuck you the most! 596 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:53,259 (PHONE RlNGlNG) 597 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,221 Hello? 598 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:57,764 -Ari? -Dana. 599 00:25:58,015 --> 00:26:00,642 -Hey, how are you? -Did you just call me? 600 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,894 -lt's possible. -Are you okay? 601 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:05,480 -Uh... -(BOTTLE TlNKLES) 602 00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:07,732 -l don't think so. -l'm sorry. 603 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:10,318 No, it's all right. What can you do? 604 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,904 l can come over. 605 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:17,700 ls this some sort of cruel prank to stick it to me? 606 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:21,079 Because l cannot deal with a revenge fuck right now. 607 00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:23,206 Well, maybe l can. 608 00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:25,833 Ari, l'm lonely. 609 00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:29,754 l freaked today and l know this is complicated, 610 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:33,508 but l guess what l'm trying to say is, 611 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:36,803 l can see how complicated it is for you too, 612 00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:38,680 so one day at a time. 613 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:41,516 l'll take my chances if you still want to. 614 00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:43,351 No pressure. 615 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:48,106 -We're going to hell. -No. 616 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,566 -Oh, l am for sure. -Oh, stop. 617 00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:52,902 We bonded over drunken sharing and painful memories. 618 00:26:52,987 --> 00:26:55,029 lt happens all the time. 619 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:56,864 l actually feel better. 620 00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:58,783 l do too. 621 00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:01,244 So we used each other. 622 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:03,079 Yeah, no big deal. 623 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:04,664 (PHONE RlNGS) 624 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:07,542 You can get that. l won't take it personally. 625 00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:14,507 Hello? 626 00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:16,926 Please tell me you didn't meet with Melinda. 627 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:18,886 -Sloan? -My fatherjust called 628 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:22,056 to tell me that Melinda emailed him that she was gonna fuck you. 629 00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:24,058 (LAUGHS) That's just nuts. 630 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:26,019 -Did you meet her? -Yeah, l met her. 631 00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:28,146 -She asked me to represent her, that's all. -And you didn't think 632 00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:29,355 -to ask me? -Well, l did, 633 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,440 and then the thought occurred to me 634 00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:33,026 that you and l aren't in each other's lives anymore. So what's the point? 635 00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:34,819 (SNlCKERS) 636 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:37,196 There's no point, Eric. Goodbye. 637 00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:40,408 Uh-oh. 638 00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:46,622 Did you meet with me just to get back at Terrance? 639 00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:50,835 Maybe at first, but then l had a really great time. 640 00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:56,215 You're still gonna be my manager though, right? 641 00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:59,594 (MUSlC PLAYlNG) 642 00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:03,681 Sittin', thinkin' 643 00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:06,059 Sinkin', drinkin' 644 00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:10,521 Wondering what l'll do when l'm through tonight 645 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:13,358 Smokin', mopin' 646 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:15,693 Maybe just hopin' 647 00:28:15,778 --> 00:28:20,365 Some little girl will pass on by 648 00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:22,700 Don't wanna be alone 649 00:28:22,785 --> 00:28:25,286 But l love my girl at home 650 00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:29,665 l remember what she said 651 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:33,127 She said, my, my, my 652 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,588 Don't tell lies 653 00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:39,425 Keep fidelity in your head 654 00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:44,972 My, my, my, don't tell lies 655 00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:49,602 When you're done You'll sure go to bed 656 00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:52,230 Don't say hi 657 00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:54,941 Like a spider to a fly 658 00:28:55,025 --> 00:28:58,444 Jump right ahead and you're dead 659 00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:02,365 Sit up, fed up 660 00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:04,909 Low down, go round 661 00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:09,455 Down to the bar at the place l'm at