1 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:09,133 (THEME MUSlC PLAYlNG) 2 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:18,953 Money, success, fame, glamour 3 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:23,082 Has either been discredited or destroyed 4 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:26,836 Money, success, fame, glamour... 5 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,839 -Let me ask you a question, E. -l'd rather you didn't. 6 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,425 Do you think it was a good idea to bang Sloan's ex-mother 7 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,886 even if there was only a slight chance you would want Sloan back? 8 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:37,472 -That answer would be a no. -lt's like when they killed off 9 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:39,098 Brandon Walsh from 90210, 10 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:40,641 destroying any chance of a movie. 11 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:42,769 They didn't kill off Brandon Walsh in 90210. 12 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:43,811 -They didn't? -No. 13 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:45,104 Then why didn't they make a movie? 14 00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:46,814 Probably because nobody would have gone to see it. 15 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:48,775 -l would have gone to see it. -Yeah, me too. 16 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:50,151 Anyway, let's get back to the point. 17 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:52,487 -No, let's not. -What were you thinking? 18 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:56,282 -She was Sloan's mother, dude! -And now she's a client. 19 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:58,993 VlNCE: Hey, there's my motherfucker. 20 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:02,163 -Get it? -Oh, l get it. Hilarious. 21 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:05,124 -l don't get it. -"Motherfucker." 22 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:08,878 -E fucked the mother. -Oh, you mean stepmotherfucker. 23 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,838 l get it, l get it. That's funny, bro. 24 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:12,590 -How are you holding up? -DRAMA: l feel strong. 25 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:14,842 This picket line will not give. 26 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:16,761 -ERlC: How goes it here? -lt goes great. 27 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:18,763 Did you really need the cheerleading squad though? 28 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:21,891 -Raphael, give me a minute? -l have to change the lights anyway. 29 00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:25,645 So do tell, E. Any word from CBS on Johnny's movie? 30 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:27,980 Moonves liked the script. He's gonna think about it. 31 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:29,982 Hey well, there's a start. Should l call him? 32 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,943 -l'll let you know if you need to. -Okay. 33 00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:34,654 -Anyone else need anything? -l'm all good. 34 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,656 Got my peeps from Don Peppe's flying in today, 35 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,283 -gonna find us a place to make magic. -You paid to bring them out? 36 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:42,537 First class the whole way, Beverly Hills hotel suite, Laker tix. 37 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:45,331 -l told him to take it slow. -TURTLE: These guys are culinary masters. 38 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:46,833 l've got to show them l'm not fucking around. 39 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:49,502 -Sounds like a man with a plan. -Don't knock him, Shauna. 40 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,587 He did it with Avión, and l'm here to help. 41 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,631 Thank you, Vin, but l don't want your help. 42 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:56,175 -Either way. -Vince, let's do this. 43 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:58,302 Okay. This guy's amazing. 44 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:01,013 -He did the Culo book for lnterscope. -The one with the sick asses? 45 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,850 Yeah, he's good. Hey, bro, maybe he could shoot me, huh? 46 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,644 Maybe he'll put your face in the next "sick asses" book, Drama. 47 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,896 So funny l forgot to laugh. 48 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:11,023 So is Vince gonna get the cover or what, Shauna? 49 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,359 That's the hope. Let's see what they think of the article. 50 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:14,861 When will we get to see what we think of the article? 51 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,028 Could be any second. 52 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,406 -Are you worried? -l'm not. The interview went great. 53 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,992 Sophia loved me. ln fact, you all go about your day 54 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:23,077 -and when it comes in l'll call you. -Are you sure? 55 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,037 -Yeah, l'm sure. -l'm on strike, bro. 56 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:27,331 -l got nothing else to do. -Go with E. 57 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:29,292 -l do want to focus. -All right. 58 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,669 -We'll check with you later, Vin. -All right, good luck, Turtle. 59 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:34,297 -Thanks. -You are worried! 60 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:37,216 -l'm curious. -You know what? lt just came in on my Berry. 61 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:39,802 -Now l'm worried. -Let me get it printed, okay? 62 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,305 Raphael, l'm gonna need another 1 0. 63 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,182 What's the worst that could happen? 64 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:47,435 ln your case, your wife files for full custody of the children. 65 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,687 -She would never! -Ari. 66 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,439 You know my wife. She would never. 67 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,524 Hey, l've known a lot of wives, including my own, 68 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,443 and when things get ugly, all bets are off. 69 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,737 You know my wife actually spit at me in court? 70 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:00,197 She did. When the judge asked her if it was true 71 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:01,949 because he hadn't seen it, she offered to do it again. 72 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:04,619 l won't let this get ugly. l'm gonna offer her whatever she wants. 73 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:06,412 -No, you can't do that. -Why not? 74 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,956 The first thing l advise in a divorce is to give in nothing 75 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:12,001 because then when you want to give something, you've got nothing left to give. 76 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,003 l don't want this to be contentious, Jim. 77 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,756 -When someone is hurt... -She's not hurt, l'm hurt. 78 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,841 -She wants this. -Maybe she does. 79 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,843 Maybe she thinks you forced her into it. l don't know. 80 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:24,096 Either way, let her attorney and me deal with each other. You have no contact at all, 81 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:25,890 except about the kids. 82 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:28,768 What is she entitled to financially? 83 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:31,354 Half your earnings for life. 84 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:35,650 -Even though she's the rich one? -Even though. 85 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:37,693 And the money she put in the business, how much was that? 86 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:41,113 -Almost 1 1 million. -You're gonna have to return that to her. 87 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:43,616 Separate and apart from anything else, that money is hers. 88 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:44,867 l don't have it right now. 89 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:46,953 You're gonna have to sell your piece of the company. 90 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,413 -Are you joking? -Major League Baseball took over the Dodgers 91 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:51,666 during an ugly divorce. Why do you think you would be any different? 92 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,585 -So she can take my kids and my business? -She can try to take your kids. 93 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,587 lt's almost impossible for her to win full custody. 94 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:58,422 As far as your business, it's almost impossible, 95 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,132 if you don't get her that money, for you to keep it. 96 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,885 Maybe this is going to get ugly. 97 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,303 (CHUCKLES) 98 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:05,429 Breathe, buddy. 99 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:07,556 This is only the entrance point. 100 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,892 -The entrance point to what? -To hell. 101 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:15,356 Hey, hey, why aren't you returning Melinda Clarke's phone calls? 102 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,400 -Who says l'm not returning her calls? -She says. 103 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:19,151 She called me five times. "Why isn't Eric calling me back? 104 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,654 -"Why isn't Eric calling me back?" Five times! -l'm gonna call her back. 105 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:23,531 l mean, you know she got the J.J. Abrams show? 106 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:25,491 -Are you serious? -Pick up the phone! 107 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:28,452 -All right, l'm gonna call her. -E, Melinda Clarke again. 108 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,205 Tell her l'll call her back. 109 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:34,125 -(PHONE RlNGlNG) -What the fuck is going on, huh? 110 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:36,669 What the fuck is going on? 111 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,754 lt's Walsh. l wonder how he's holding up. 112 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,549 -Billy. -You selfish, greedy, 113 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,175 money-hungry cocksucker. 114 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,386 -Hey, take it easy, Billy. -Don't tell me to take it easy. 115 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,556 You told me this little strike of yours would last 24 hours or less. 116 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,600 Trust me, Billy, it'll all be over soon. We just can't panic. 117 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:55,438 l have a mortgage, five kids and no maple syrup, Drama. 118 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:56,731 No maple syrup? 119 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:59,442 Maya, baby, what did l tell you at breakfast this morning? 120 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:02,611 Daddy says we can't afford maple syrup. 121 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:06,490 l can't lose this job, Drama. l need the money. 122 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:09,368 You're not gonna lose the job. The talent has all the power. 123 00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:13,080 My check didn't come this morning, Drama. My check that l need. 124 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:16,959 Phil said all payments to everyone are frozen until they make a decision. 125 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,545 -A decision on what? -On what they're gonna do with my show! 126 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,255 -They'll cave. -They better 127 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:23,257 or l'll cave your fucking face in. 128 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,468 You cost me this job and l'll kill you. 129 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,679 l don't mean figuratively. l'll literally gut you like a salmon steak. 130 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:30,598 -Do you hear me? -Daddy, Daddy! 131 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:31,849 -l gotta go. -Billy... 132 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:36,187 All right, everybody! Who's ready to kill this piñata? 133 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:38,606 -(KlDS SCREAM) -Get it, get it! 134 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,570 They're not giving Billy his paycheck. 135 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:47,031 -That's not good. -Maybe we should call Phil. 136 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:50,326 You can't, you're on strike. You can't call the power people. lt shows weakness. 137 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:52,119 You don't believe in this strike, do you, E? 138 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:53,621 No, l never did, Drama. l told you that. 139 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:56,373 But you said there was no show without Dice and you were gonna stay strong. 140 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,417 Billy panicked me. l'm weakening. 141 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:00,211 You wanna cross the line? 142 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,338 No. 143 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,924 l want to hit the gym, bulk up. 144 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:06,926 Good move. 145 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:10,262 -There's something very strange. -What's that? 146 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:14,934 Well, there's a $300,000 SLS in the parking lot with a cute red bow on it. 147 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,936 -Oh yeah, whose? -lt's yours. 148 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:19,688 -Gift from Melinda. -Hmm. 149 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:26,529 Call Melinda. Tell her to find a place to meet me, right now. 150 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,864 -Thank you. -What, are you banging her? 151 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:31,992 She wouldn't let him bang her, would she? 152 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,913 WOMAN ON PA: May l have your attention, please... 153 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:38,582 -John, Gina. -How are you? Come here. 154 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,167 Good, l'm good. John, how are you? 155 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:43,796 l'm great. Never thought giving you free extra sauce as a kid would 156 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,465 get me a first-class visit to Hollywood, but here we are, huh? 157 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,008 Looks like we're needed. What are you, 158 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,177 some kind of California man-orexic now, Turtle? 159 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:52,304 -Jesus. -l'm saving room for your garlic bread. 160 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:54,640 Plus you haven't seen me since l dropped the baby fat. 161 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:57,101 -Yeah, and your accent... -Bullshit. l'm as Queens as ever. 162 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,394 -Let me get that for you. -lf you say so. 163 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,937 So what do you got planned for us? 164 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,857 l thought l'd get you settled in the hotel, have a nice lunch 165 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,775 -then get right down to business. -Hotel? 166 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:07,987 l thought we were like family? No room for the De Lucas at Vinnie's mansion? 167 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,156 -Actually we live in a hotel now. -Oh my God. 168 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,866 You really have gone Hollywood, haven't you? 169 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:14,160 Are you sure you're the right guy for the Don Peppe name 170 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:16,328 or are you gonna make us do some ltalian fusion bullshit? 171 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,414 l would never think about tinkering with your food. 172 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,166 -You better not. -And we live in a hotel 173 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:22,084 because l burned down our house. 174 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,378 For what? An insurance scheme? 175 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:25,921 No, no, no, it was an accident. 176 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,340 Good, because we're not looking for any bullshit out here, you know? 177 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:31,927 No bullshit, John. l'm here to work 24/7 to make this happen. 178 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,888 And l am certain that l will not disappoint you. 179 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,764 First thing you do to avoid that, 180 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,308 make sure my wife meets a movie star. 181 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,351 -And not Vince, huh? We've seen him plenty. -All right. 182 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,478 Turtle, do you know where Brad Pitt's house is? 183 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,314 -Uh, no. -How about George Clooney? 184 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,357 She loves George Clooney. 185 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:47,109 l don't think it's that bad. 186 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,528 She says l'm an insecure womanizer "whose game is 187 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:52,364 "to feign respect for women in order to get them into bed." 188 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:53,866 Look, you're focusing on just that. 189 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,368 All the stuff about your recovery and your comeback 190 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:58,871 -is fantastic. -l don't want my mother reading this. 191 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:01,457 -l don't want anyone reading this. -Vince. 192 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,459 -Do you think this is accurate? -Of course l don't. 193 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,628 -Then we gotta do something. -Like what? 194 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:08,088 -Call her and tell her to edit it. -She's not gonna do that. 195 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:10,674 Then call the editors and tell them not to print it. This is garbage. 196 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,760 -Well, they don't think so. -How do you know? 197 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,678 -Because l just got another email. -What does it say? 198 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:16,972 lt says they love it and they're giving us the cover. 199 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,225 -Oh, fuck. -Where are you going? 200 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:20,267 l'm going to see her. 201 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,727 But we have a photo shoot to finish here, Vincent. 202 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,729 l don't give a shit. Tell them to finish it without me. 203 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,857 They don't need an accurate article. Why would they need an accurate photo? 204 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:28,108 Vince! 205 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,945 (SlGHS) 206 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,780 Barbara, hi. 207 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:35,366 "Barbara, hi." What kind of a weird greeting is that? 208 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,701 -What would you like? -lt's not what l'd like, 209 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:40,746 but l'm more used to "hey, Babs, you're so old 210 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:43,415 "l'm surprised they didn't carry you here in a coffin." 211 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,167 No. You look great. 212 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,336 Why did you summon me to your office, Ari? 213 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:50,547 Summon you? No. l actually just wanted to see if you were in. 214 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:52,841 -l was gonna come to your office. -What do you want? 215 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,345 Ahem, my marriage is clearly over and as you know 216 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,974 my wife legally is going to be entitled to her capital back... 217 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,100 No. 218 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:03,894 -No? -No, l won't float you. 219 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:07,147 Who's asking you to? l simply wanted to take it out of the company. 220 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,358 -Borrow it. -$1 1 million? 221 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:10,943 -Yeah. -(SCOFFS) 222 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,988 l know you don't visit the accounting department very often, 223 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:17,157 but cash flow is not ideal right now. 224 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:20,077 Then float me. You probably have that much in your Depends. 225 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:21,537 There you go, Ari. 226 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:25,749 Barbara, look, if we don't give her the money back... 227 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:28,752 l don't know. She could end up in the boardroom with us. 228 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,797 How the fuck did l let this happen? How did you? 229 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:34,466 Look, l never thought this was gonna happen. Ever. 230 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,802 And you didn't want to put any more of your money into this company. 231 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,512 Not with you having 51 %. 232 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,472 Who would you fantasize about if you didn't have a boss? 233 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:44,518 l'll write you a check, Ari. But l want a majority stake. 234 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,229 -l'd rather leave. -And go where? 235 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:52,693 Amazing. World-class chauvinist Ari Gold's balls 236 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,571 are being held by two women. 237 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,239 Who'da thunk it? 238 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,536 -(GRUNTS) -Good power today, Drama. 239 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,580 That's the power of the people behind me, Danny. 240 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,082 -You can't let the man keep you down. -Can't and won't. 241 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,002 -Today l'm taking the man down. -Johnny! 242 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,086 Lloyd, what are you doing here? 243 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,880 Eric told me where l could find you. 244 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:15,007 -You got some news? -l'm hearing that the network 245 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,801 is preparing to shut down Johnny Bananas for good. 246 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,679 -They could be bluffing, right? -They've already ordered 247 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:23,932 an extra batch of Mike & Molly episodes to replace you with. 248 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,519 -l don't believe it. -Greed is no longer good, Johnny. 249 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:30,606 This isn't about greed, Lloyd. lt's about doing good work. 250 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:31,774 -Come on. -Let's go, come on. 251 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:36,195 You could be doing good work at a dinner theater in Boca Raton, Florida, 252 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:39,406 if you don't get back to work. l'm told you have until sundown. 253 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:43,160 -Are you advising me to scab, Lloyd? -Just dig down inside 254 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,871 and decide if you really can't do this show without Dice. 255 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:48,665 lf that's true, then l will try and find you anotherjob, 256 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,335 even though it took almost two decades to find one this good. 257 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,090 l don't know what you're so offended about. 258 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:59,551 -You gave me a car for sex. -Aww, Eric's feeling used. 259 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,471 -No, l'm not. -The car was for the show. 260 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,432 -l'm sending you something else for the sex. -l don't want anything. 261 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,518 -Nothing? -No. l wanted to rep you, 262 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,395 but now l'm thinking maybe it wasn't such a good idea. 263 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,064 Oh, are you kidding? You're like my little lucky charm. 264 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,483 You sent me in on a general and l booked a series. 265 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:17,069 You booked the series because you're good, not because we had sex. 266 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,113 -Eh, potato, potahto. -l think you're using me 267 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,656 to piss Terrance off. That's what l think. 268 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,950 -Melinda, great to have you today. -Hey, Scott. 269 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,702 -Nice to see you. Enjoy your lunch. -Thank you so much. 270 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,416 Okay, yes, at first maybe. 271 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,084 But l was angry at Terrance 272 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,920 and now l'm not. l'm an emotional actress. 273 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,965 -One day l'm sad, now l'm happy. -Mel, this isn't good. 274 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:40,634 You'd really walk away from all the money we're gonna make together? 275 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,178 -You're gonna force me to. -You're still worried about Sloan. 276 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,847 -No, l'm not. -You are. 277 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:49,226 l can't believe l didn't fuck you good enough to make you forget about her. 278 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,853 Melinda, stop it, please. 279 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,355 Honey, listen, this is just business. 280 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,899 l don't even need to fuck. Maybe just a little 281 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,026 flirt here and there to keep my mojo going. 282 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,946 l know how addicting sex can be with me, 283 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,282 -but l'm not looking for a relationship. -Neither am l. 284 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,200 -So we're all good. -Good. 285 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,536 -Mr. Murphy. -Johnny Galecki. 286 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,079 -Hey, how are you doing? -How are you? l'm doing well. 287 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:11,206 -You know Melinda Clarke. -l do indeed. 288 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,875 -How are you, Melinda? -l'm great. 289 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:17,588 Eric here is the best thing that's happened to me in a long time. 290 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,006 l'll be right back. 291 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,718 -She likes you, huh? -She's cool. 292 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,179 -Have a seat. -She tried to fuck me 293 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,513 at the Golden Globes last year. 294 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,682 -Followed me right into the men's room. -Really? 295 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,768 Well, maybe l followed her into the ladies' room. 296 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,022 l was a little busted up. lt's all kind of a blur. 297 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:38,066 Either way. Wasn't she married to Sloan's dad? 298 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,986 -Yeah. How'd you know that? -Sloan told me. 299 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,529 At dinner last night. Actually 300 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,616 what she told me was that she's freaking out 301 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,911 at the thought of you possibly having sex with her ex-mom. 302 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:52,122 And l told her she was just being paranoid. 303 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:57,044 But after seeing you two basically lost in each other's eyes, 304 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,420 maybe she wasn't. 305 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:02,674 Anywho. 306 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,929 Not my business. 307 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,230 (SPANlSH SONG PLAYlNG) 308 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:20,609 lf you want to turn to page 8, 309 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,903 you'll see the breakdown of my profit projections. 310 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,863 You've got some big names down here. 311 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,950 l was hoping we'd see some big names here, like stars. 312 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,035 All the names on this list 313 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:33,163 are real New Yorkers who l know love Don Peppe's. You got Mark Teixeira, 314 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,541 -Amar'e Stoudemire... -You're friends with these people? 315 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,043 Friends enough to ask them for 1 00 Gs each. 316 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,128 Yeah, but who are you friends with out here, Turtle? 317 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,381 -Like do you know anyone on Glee? -No. 318 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,884 -Why isn't Vince on here? -Vince isn't involved in this. 319 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:48,470 -Vince doesn't like Don Peppe's? -Vince loves Don Peppe's. 320 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,514 lt's just l'm trying to do my own thing. 321 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,599 -(GASPS) Oh my god. -What, baby? 322 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,018 9:00, a guy from Saturday Night Live. 323 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,979 -lntro her, Turtle. -l don't know him. 324 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,565 -Just intro her anyway. -l've never met him in my life. 325 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:00,691 -Hi. -Oh, hi. 326 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,734 Hi, hi. l'm a huge fan 327 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,070 and l would like you to sign an autograph. Just right over here. 328 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,738 -Are you somebody too? -Oh no, no. 329 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:09,283 Just get in the shot. Ready? 330 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,994 -Got it. -There you go. 331 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,579 l never signed a blueprint before. 332 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,539 Yeah, could you write something funny? 333 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,333 -Sure. There's "something funny." -Yeah. 334 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:19,459 Well, that's very clever. 335 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,337 Jay Leno makes a smiley face. Find him. 336 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:24,923 So it's really true, huh? 337 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,259 That very tiny little guy gets lots of pussy. 338 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,469 lt's not important. Guys, can we get back to this? 339 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:32,222 l worked very hard on this stuff and l want to hear what you think. 340 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,016 l'm sorry, Turtle. l know you worked hard, 341 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,436 but l cook. l don't look at blueprints and graphs. 342 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,938 -So let's go look at the real space then. -You got a place in mind? 343 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,733 -An amazing one. -No, no, no, baby, we got the Lakers game. 344 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:45,193 -Yeah, in like five hours. -Gina wants to get there early, 345 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,070 -see if she can meet Jack Nicholson. -(GROANS) 346 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:50,032 -l really wanted you guys to look at it today. -We'll see it tomorrow. 347 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,618 -Okay? -Yeah, okay. 348 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,745 Turtle, you got a limo taking us to the game? 349 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,080 Naw, l just figured l'd drive you there. 350 00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:00,042 No, you don't have to do that. Get us a limo. 351 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,211 Yeah. 352 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,381 -Hi. -Hi. 353 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,551 -Mind if l sit? -For a minute. l'm waiting for someone. 354 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,720 -l'll be fast. -ls this a coincidence? 355 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,723 No, l talked to your assistant and she told me where l could find you. 356 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,475 -Really? -Oh, but please don't be mad at her. 357 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:20,395 l charmed and deceived her. And l wasn't even trying to get her into bed. 358 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,899 -What do you want, Vince? -l opened up to you and you mocked me. 359 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:27,402 -l don't see it that way. -l have good relationships with women. 360 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,655 -l write what l see. -l don't know how 361 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,907 after everything else l shared with you, you could see that. 362 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,951 l don't know why you're focusing on a tiny part of a six-page article. 363 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,912 Because it's not true. 364 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,915 l have tons of respect for women and not just the ones l want to sleep with. 365 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,708 And you show it by stalking me to a restaurant? 366 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:44,002 -l wouldn't call this stalking. -What would you call it? 367 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,837 -l want to talk. -What do you think that would accomplish? 368 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,256 -l want to correct your opinion of me. -Why? 369 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,717 -Why? -Yes. The article is done. 370 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,344 l couldn't change it now even if l wanted to. 371 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,929 l'm sure even you're smart enough to know that. 372 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,099 -(CHUCKLES) l am. -So what's the point in this? 373 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,937 l guess l want you not to think what you wrote about me. 374 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:04,398 Why? What's the difference? 375 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:07,275 l'm just a journalist you don't know who won't sleep with you. 376 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,361 -Do you think you can change that? -No, l... 377 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,697 lf you want to leave a good impression, next time you get overexcited 378 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,407 during an interview, restrain yourself. 379 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,701 Wait until you go out and catch the eye of one 380 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,578 of the 50 random women, which will help you achieve the same effect. 381 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:19,955 Unless you care what they think about you too, 382 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,748 in which case you need to reevaluate your whole self-image. 383 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,709 -Bhagwan. -Miss Lear. 384 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,002 -Hi. -Vincent Chase. 385 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,796 Vincent, this is Professor Bhagwan Chowdhry 386 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,464 -from the UCLA Anderson School. -How do you do? 387 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,175 -Hi. -Professor Chowdhry's an expert in finance 388 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,178 and l'm writing a piece on his financial access at birth initiative. 389 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,639 -Wow, l love that. -You've heard of F.A.B.? 390 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,642 Uh no, but l'm excited to read about it now. 391 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,728 Probably won't get the cover like you. 392 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:43,770 (CHUCKLES) 393 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,772 Convincing world leaders and private funders 394 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:49,443 to open a $1 00 savings account for every child in the world 395 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,945 isn't as sexy as a Hollywood star. 396 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,197 -But far more interesting. -Thank you. 397 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,992 Anyway, l'll let you go to it. lt's a pleasure to meet you. 398 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,618 -And you. -Sophia. 399 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,078 Bye, Vince. 400 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,666 Ari, l am imploring you not to do this. 401 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,085 We are not your run-of-the-mill divorce. 402 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,837 l've known her since l'm 1 9. 403 00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,548 l just want to speak to her for five minutes rationally. 404 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,341 Rationality goes out the window with these things. 405 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,302 Please trust me and get back in your car. 406 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,928 No can do. l'll call you after. 407 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,138 Ari! 408 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,391 lt's really important to make sure that the blade is flush. 409 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,477 -Right. You do that so perfectly. -l've got good hands. 410 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,103 -You do. -So do you. 411 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,271 Oh. 412 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,526 Oh, okay, stop, like, because we're in my house 413 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,445 -and l... l... -You stop me wherever we are. 414 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,614 l know, l'm sorry. l just... l'm not... 415 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,741 l know, you're not ready. l get it, l get it. 416 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,451 -l'm sorry. -Don't be. 417 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,203 -lt's okay. -(DOORBELL RlNGS) 418 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,248 (GASPS) Holy shit, it's Ari! 419 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,959 -Relax, just answer it. -No. Do you really think that l should? 420 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,544 -l got it. -No, wait, no, no! 421 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,797 Stay, stay, Bobby. l'll go do it. 422 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:55,091 -You stay here and just... -(DOORBELL RlNGS) 423 00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,384 Stay. 424 00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,430 -Ari, what are you doing here? -l didn't walk in the house. l rang the bell. 425 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:01,556 l'm trying to be respectful. 426 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,892 Respectful is a phone call and the kids aren't here. 427 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:07,312 -Well, l came to see you. -Ari, please, this is not okay. 428 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,940 Look, l understand that you have made up your mind and all l want 429 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,818 is for you to be happy. But there are some 430 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,986 financial things that we need to discuss. 431 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,614 -We have lawyers. -And l know l'm not supposed to talk about it, 432 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,616 but l have some real concerns right now. 433 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,826 l... l'm sorry. l can't, you know. 434 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:24,120 -l could lose the company. -l can't talk right now. 435 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:27,207 -After 20 years you can't talk? -Not right now. 436 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,291 l'm sorry. 437 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,588 -What do l smell? -l'm cooking. 438 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,383 -That's not your cooking. -Ari! 439 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,593 -ls Flay in my fucking house? -You want to talk money? 440 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,929 We can! The first thing l'm gonna bring up is that 441 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,765 -this is not your house. -Holy shit. 442 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,350 -He's in my house? -Ari, no! 443 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,643 Yo, grill master! 444 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,812 -Ari, Ari, just don't. -Are you in my fucking house? 445 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,565 l've got a new show for you. lt's called Boy Meets Husband Who Kills Him. 446 00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:54,192 -Ari, Ari! -l'm not hiding, Ari. 447 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:55,944 -Well, you should. -Please, Bobby. 448 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,572 -Melissa, it's okay. -(EXHALES) 449 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,324 l don't fucking believe it. 450 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,034 What? What don't you believe? 451 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:06,371 What? More lies about how all you care about is how happy l am? 452 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,583 -You are so full of shit. -l have never hidden who l am. 453 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:13,211 Obviously you have. l have no idea who you are. 454 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:16,214 From here on out we're gonna let the lawyers handle everything. 455 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:20,677 Look, honey, l've changed. l'm leaving my house 456 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,971 with you and your barbecuing boy toy in it, 457 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,973 no fight, no cops called, 458 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:28,268 no tears, no beating his fucking face in. 459 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,524 (KNOCKlNG ON DOOR) 460 00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,276 Come in, it's open! 461 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,738 Drama, you don't look so good. 462 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:40,864 What's the problem? 463 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,325 How could you play poker when we don't have a job? 464 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,369 -l have a job. -And l never lose at poker. 465 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:47,412 You know who this is? 466 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:50,165 Hey, guys, could we just play some fucking cards, please? 467 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:55,003 -Yes, Mr. Happy. -Dice, the network's canceling the show. 468 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,421 -Officially. -All right, all right. 469 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,131 Guys, keep playing. l'll be right back. 470 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,217 -(GROANS) -Mack, make sure nobody cheats. 471 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,846 Johnny, what, are you cracking a couple days on the lines? 472 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:09,059 Do you know 30 men went on a hunger strike 473 00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:12,854 in the salt mines of Belarus? Some of them starved to death, 474 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,731 but they knew what they was doing was right. 475 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:19,027 Well, Dice, l don't want to starve to death. l think we should go back. 476 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,821 l believe it'll all work out in the end if we do a good job. 477 00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:25,325 Drama, it is working out. They've already contacted my people. 478 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:28,828 -Really? -Yeah, if you don't crack, it's gonna get done. 479 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,330 They're just trying to get you nervous 480 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:33,458 so you fuck me which will ultimately fuck you. 481 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,711 -So do me a favor, stay strong. -(PHONE RlNGlNG) 482 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:39,881 -lt's Phil. -Don't pick it up. 483 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,300 -Hey, what... -Hey, Phil, how are you? 484 00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:45,303 Great, listen, Les Moonves sent over a script to produce 485 00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:48,306 for a miner-with-a-labrador movie that your brother wants to make 486 00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,141 -with you and Billy Walsh. -You read it? 487 00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:51,726 -Read what? -Yeah, l did. 488 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,145 Did you know that Les Moonves is one of my best friends? 489 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:56,690 -No. -Did you know that l was best man 490 00:21:56,774 --> 00:22:00,068 -at his and Julie Chen's wedding? -No, l didn't know that. 491 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:03,029 Did you know that l saved Les Moonves's 492 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:05,240 Great Dane from drowning when he was a puppy? 493 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,283 No, l didn't know that either. 494 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:09,869 You know it all now. And now you know this: 495 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:13,081 l will make sure that this fucking movie never gets made. 496 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,417 Anywhere! And if it does, 497 00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:18,753 l'll hire an exact fucking replica of you... 498 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,171 -Hang up! Who cares? -...to star in it 499 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,090 if you don't get your ass back to work. 500 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:25,760 This is the moment that men choose their fates. Choose yours. 501 00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:28,805 -What's he saying? -Not only are we gonna lose Johnny Bananas, 502 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:30,348 but he's gonna bury my miners. 503 00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:33,226 -What's your answer, Johnny? -l can't have it all go to shit, Dice. 504 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,562 Show him how strong you are. You believed when you came into this 505 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:38,606 -you had the right goal, right? -Yeah, yeah, but l don't know. 506 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:42,569 Maybe l'm just a crazy self-sabotager like my therapist says. 507 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,946 What's your answer, Johnny? Right fucking now! 508 00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:49,242 -l'm sorry, Phil. -Good man! 509 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,827 Good man! Yes! 510 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,705 -l think l'm gonna be sick. -Come on, come on. 511 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:56,875 Just breathe through your nose. Come on, out your mouth. 512 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,960 -Eleanor, get him water. -l'm going. 513 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,796 -Everything's going to be fine. -(PHONE RlNGlNG) 514 00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:05,633 Hello. 515 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,136 -Phil. -Oh, no. 516 00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:10,346 Yeah. 517 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,557 What... What's he saying? 518 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,476 Talk to me, Phil. What? 519 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,979 -What? -Okay then. 520 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,110 -We're done? -Done? 521 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:26,613 Drama, l'd rather be dead than be disrespected. 522 00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:28,907 -The show's canceled? -Yeah, it's canceled. 523 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,745 God, l am such a fucking loser. 524 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:35,663 (SlGHS) 525 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:39,084 Drama, l'm kidding. 526 00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:41,461 They made the deal. We're back on. 527 00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:44,089 -You were fucking with me? -l fuck with everybody. 528 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:48,259 They caved and Johnny Bananas rides again. 529 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,931 -Thank god. -Victory. 530 00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:55,266 Yeah! 531 00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:58,186 Huh? Yes. 532 00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:01,231 -We had a good time, right? -The best. 533 00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:03,191 Why, you want to give us another go? 534 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,652 l just want to make sure you didn't feel used. 535 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:08,863 Vince, you're a great guy. Why are you beating yourself up? 536 00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:10,865 l had a little reality check today. 537 00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:13,118 What we had wasn't the deepest, 538 00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:14,828 most intellectual relationship, 539 00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:16,538 but l'm sure you've had your share. 540 00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:18,998 l mean l'm one of what? A thousand? 541 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,626 -No. -More? 542 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,129 You know, l'm not good at math. 543 00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:25,213 Whatever you are... 544 00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:29,509 Who you are was good enough for me. 545 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:32,053 -And for my sister. -Your sister? 546 00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:34,139 Yeah. Marissa, she works at Goal. 547 00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:37,892 -Marissa is your sister? -Yeah. 548 00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:40,854 l didn't know. Sorry! 549 00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:44,274 -Look. -What's that? 550 00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:46,317 That is the back of Leo's head at a Laker game. 551 00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:47,360 -Yeah? -Yeah. 552 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:48,444 The De Lucas are sending me pics. 553 00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:50,822 l gotta make a collage of all the celebrities' heads. 554 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:51,990 Maybe you should have gotten better seats. 555 00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:53,449 You should have company tickets. 556 00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:54,659 What did they think of the space? 557 00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:57,537 They're gonna look at it tomorrow if the Lakers win. 558 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,998 -And what if they don't? -l don't know. 559 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:02,417 -How'd it go with the waitress? -She said l wasn't very deep. 560 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:06,254 -But you already knew that. -Turtle, how many relationships have l had? 561 00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:09,924 -Huh? -Deep, real, meaningful relationships? 562 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,051 -Not counting us? -Women. 563 00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:15,013 -l don't think any. -Seriously, come on. 564 00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:17,432 Oh, what about the ass mechanic, Sasha? 565 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,142 We talked about sex mostly. 566 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,936 -Mandy Moore. -We were like 1 2. 567 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:24,606 -Yo, what up? -What's up, E? 568 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:25,690 You know anything about Sloan 569 00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:27,525 -and Johnny Galecki? -No! 570 00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:29,694 l just ran into him. He basically claims he's fucking her. 571 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:32,280 l called her five times. She won't return my call. 572 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,532 l thought she didn't date actors. 573 00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:37,243 -You think maybe she did bang Seth Green? -Okay, E, 574 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:40,038 l swear to God l don't know anything about this, okay? 575 00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:43,249 Well, now you know. So either you fire him or you and l are done. 576 00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:51,507 All l want 577 00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:56,221 ls food and air and shelter and water 578 00:25:57,932 --> 00:26:01,935 And you 579 00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:08,316 You and your mammalian locomotions 580 00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:15,823 l know you are my love 581 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:22,914 Mammalian locomotion 582 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:26,501 A stellium of stars 583 00:26:45,062 --> 00:26:48,356 When l want 584 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:53,695 A starlit sky reflected in ocean 585 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:56,489 Then l know...