1 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:08,591 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,828 (ALARM BLARING) 3 00:01:21,457 --> 00:01:23,458 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 4 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,658 Yo, heads up. 5 00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:59,535 - So? - So what? 6 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,704 - So how do I look? - You look okay. 7 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,748 Why are you so dressed up? 8 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,708 You guys are kidding me, right? 9 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:08,211 What is today? 10 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,963 - E: What's today? - What is today? 11 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:14,258 - Is it your birthday? - No, it's not my fucking birthday. 12 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:16,093 I can't believe this. 13 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:18,304 I got my record deal signing with Sammy Kane. 14 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:21,098 - Is that today? - Oh damn, I forgot all about that. 15 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:22,975 Oh, good luck, buddy. 16 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,144 Biggest day of my life and you forgot. 17 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:26,938 You guys really suck. 18 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,984 - (ALL LAUGHING) - Come here, Turtle! 19 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:35,321 Guy's finally breaking his cherry. Gonna make a buck. 20 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:36,656 Don't fuck with the hat, it's new. 21 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,408 How could we forget? Look what everyone did. 22 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:42,411 - I made your favorite. - Raspberry frosting. 23 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,664 Yeah, and I cut the crust off just the way you like it. 24 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,249 Nice! 25 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,501 - I had the truck detailed. - Really? 26 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,087 And I'm gonna be driving you today. 27 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:54,340 Unbelievable. What'd you do, Vince? 28 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:57,260 - I think I've done enough, Turtle. - True true. 29 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,345 But it is still payday. 30 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:02,723 You know what? I don't think I'm gonna be needing that anymore, Vin. 31 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:05,101 - What about parking? - Maybe a 20? 32 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,605 All right, thanks, guys. I gotta roll. 33 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:12,024 I do not want Saigon beating me to this meeting. 34 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:15,152 I programmed the GPS. We'll have you there in no time. 35 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:17,029 All right, let's roll. Thanks again. 36 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,282 - E: Have a good one, Turtle. - Later, guys. 37 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,408 (SIGHS) 38 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,410 It's sad to watch the kids leave the nest. 39 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:25,788 Well, now that they have, let's talk adult business. You coming to see Ari? 40 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:28,207 - No. - We haven't heard from him in a week. 41 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:29,959 It'll make a stronger statement if you're there. 42 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,169 I think it'll make a stronger statement if I'm not. 43 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:34,422 Plus I'm headed out. I'm gonna grab a couple books. 44 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:37,049 - By yourself? - Can't go to a bookstore by myself? 45 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:40,219 - You don't drive. - Yeah, but I do read, E. 46 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:42,179 I do read. 47 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,976 Come on, come on, come on. 48 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,814 Where the fuck is Saigon? 49 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,858 Maybe he got clipped in a drive-by. 50 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:59,447 - That would suck. - I'm calling him again. 51 00:03:59,615 --> 00:04:00,865 (DIALS) 52 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,286 It's right to voice mail. 53 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,663 Yo, Sai, it's Turtle... again. 54 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:10,333 Where are you, man? Call me back. 55 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,168 You know what? Just get to the meeting. 56 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,086 Don't even call me back. 57 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:16,005 This is so fucked. 58 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,716 All right, Mr. Kane's ready for you. 59 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,176 You can come up with me. 60 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,594 (SIGHS) 61 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:22,720 What are you gonna do? 62 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:25,097 I have no idea. 63 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:27,016 Say a prayer. 64 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:32,229 Always wanted to do the new Puffy album. 65 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,899 - Hey, yeah. - I love this town. 66 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:39,779 Hey. 67 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,948 Hey, sorry to keep you waiting, Turtle. 68 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:44,367 It's no problem at all. 69 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:45,952 (EXHALES) 70 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:47,453 So what's going on, Mr. Kane? 71 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,830 Just life. So where's Saigon? 72 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:52,959 He's running a little bit late 73 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,627 but he should be here any minute. 74 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,712 Any minute? It's 10:30. 75 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,966 Yeah. Why don't we get started without him? 76 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,551 - Started on what? - You know, the paperwork, 77 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:03,970 the signatures, all that stuff. 78 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,389 I mean, we can get started on that. 79 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,432 Look, you even got this nice pen. 80 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:12,186 Don't touch the pen, Turtle. That pen is for artists only. 81 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,981 Gotcha. Sorry. 82 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:20,319 - What the fuck is going on? - Nothing. 83 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:22,405 - Are you trying to fuck me? - No. 84 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,991 Then why are you sweating like the guy in "Midnight Express"? 85 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:26,617 Where is your client, Turtle? 86 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,037 I have no idea. 87 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:33,332 You've got till 5:00 to produce him or the deal goes away. 88 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:34,750 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 89 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:46,470 Hi, Eric. What do you think of the new space? 90 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:48,264 Looking fancy. Ari around? 91 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,725 Go on in. He's just going through fabric books. 92 00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:53,936 Remember me? 93 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,896 One never forgets their first love, E. 94 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:57,815 - Where've you been? - Been right here. 95 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:59,692 It's tough to leave this paradise. 96 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:02,361 Come look. I'm putting in a shower 97 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:03,904 right here with a steam. 98 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:07,199 If you promise to drop your towel I might even let you use it. 99 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:09,785 Big fancy new agency, suddenly we're not a priority? 100 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,537 Got a lot of priorities, E. 101 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:14,081 Two weeks ago when you had nothing, it was all Vince all the time. 102 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,042 I sent over 20 scripts. He won't read them. 103 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:17,418 He read them. He didn't like them. 104 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:21,255 When Vince is ready to work, I will work for him. 105 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,925 You know, you really are a front-running douche bag, you know that? 106 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,179 Bob Ryan is outside. He said to tell you 107 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:30,765 that he will hoist himself on his own petard if you don't come see him. 108 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:34,894 I don't know what it means but it sounds dangerous. 109 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:38,105 You're not seriously leaving in the middle of this conversation? 110 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:41,609 Conversations usually end after one person calls the other a douche bag. 111 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:42,818 You called him a douche bag? 112 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,153 - He doesn't like that. - Ari! 113 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:47,114 Check out the new Italian marble, E. I'll be right back. 114 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,950 - Who gave Bob the new address? - Not me. 115 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:52,036 Don't spend the whole day reminiscing, Ari. 116 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,163 Don't tell me how to do my job, Barbara. 117 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,792 Well well, you know I'd have an easier time 118 00:06:57,876 --> 00:07:00,127 getting a face-to-face with Osama bin Laden. 119 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:01,754 Try making an appointment, Bob. 120 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:05,132 Appointments are for salesmen, kid. Come here. 121 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,676 (LAUGHS) What... 122 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:10,096 what can I do for you, Bob? 123 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,847 Finally pay me back for helping you sign 124 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,141 Billy Friedkin when you were barely out of the mailroom. 125 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:17,603 How many Mrs. Beasley's Baskets will it take to make you smile? 126 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:20,439 Just throw me a movie star I can take to the studios. 127 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:22,608 And you know I'm not leaving until you do. 128 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,693 I know. I know. 129 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:31,283 E! You know Vincent Chase? 130 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,953 Vincent Chase? I haven't seen a kid that good-looking 131 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,913 since I was that good-looking. 132 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,541 Meet Eric Murphy, Vincent Chase's manager. 133 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,459 - Hi, nice to meet you. - Hi, nice to meet you. 134 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:42,962 This is Bob Ryan. He's a legend. 135 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,756 The guy has almost as many Oscars as John Williams. 136 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:48,425 He produced "Network," "The Sting," 137 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,177 "Dog Day Afternoon," many others. 138 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:51,762 Wow. Those are great movies. 139 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:54,682 What if I was to tell you I have a movie better than any of those 140 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:57,101 that would be perfect for Vincent Chase? 141 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:59,061 Now would that be something you might be interested in? 142 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:01,480 - Definitely. - Boom, I'm a matchmaker. 143 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,899 I love it. Have lunch, talk it over. How about that? 144 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,193 - My driver's waiting outside. - Great. 145 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:07,862 - Come, let's go. - Thanks, Ari. 146 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,864 Thanks, Ari. 147 00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:13,409 - That was mean. - To which one of them? 148 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,164 VINCE: Hey, thanks, man. Keep the change. 149 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,918 No, Turtle, there were no calls at the house. 150 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,461 I don't know what the fuck to do, Vin. 151 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:26,630 I don't know where he is. This is bad. 152 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,883 I'm sorry, Turtle. Anything I can do? 153 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,342 No, I'll figure it out. 154 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:33,429 - Call me if you need me. - Thanks, Vince. 155 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,681 All right, later. 156 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,521 - (LAUGHS) - I'd be careful if I were you. 157 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,191 Why is that? 158 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,152 I saw paparazzi out there. I don't think you want 159 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,029 to get busted checking out your own picture. 160 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:51,864 Good looking out. 161 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,782 No problem. 162 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,540 I thought we were going to The lvy. 163 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:03,334 Oh, forget The lvy. 164 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:06,545 What if I was to tell you that my chef Raoul Pepefirio 165 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:09,048 made a steak so delicious that Cliff Robertson 166 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:12,218 used to come to the house three times a week just to eat it? 167 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,678 Now would a steak like that be something you might be interested in? 168 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,014 Yeah, sure. I like steak. 169 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,975 Great. And wait till you see my maid Marsha. 170 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,435 Quite the stunner. 171 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,230 Marlon Brando used to come to the house three times a week 172 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,065 just to stick it in her ass. 173 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,151 And that was before it was fashionable. 174 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:31,987 - Where is your house, Bob? - What? 175 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,492 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 176 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:40,371 My second time coming to this neighborhood without my nunchucks. 177 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,373 I am not happy. 178 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,416 Oh, you're not happy? 179 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:48,003 I got 40 grand riding on finding Saigon in the next four hours. 180 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:51,715 If I don't, I'm gonna kill myself by eating all your Propecia pills. 181 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:54,677 Relax, Turtle. Relax. 182 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,321 Hey, Turtle. How're you doing? 183 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,283 - Not great. - Oh, what's the problem? 184 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:20,119 Well, me and Saigon had our big record signing today 185 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:23,038 and he didn't show. I was just wondering if he was okay. 186 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,416 Oh, I don't know nothing about that. 187 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,960 You don't know about the record signing or you don't know if he's okay? 188 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,671 I don't know nothing about nothing. 189 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,382 - He's not home, is he? - No, he ain't here. 190 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,968 You need to excuse me. I've got my church group inside 191 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,178 and it's not polite to keep the Lord waiting. 192 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:39,471 No. 193 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,935 - Hmm. - Something here ain't right. 194 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:48,230 Yeah, no shit, Columbo. But how does that help me? 195 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,609 What are you doing? Drama! 196 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:08,542 There's a plasma the size of a Cadillac. 197 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:11,170 But I don't hear any gospel music. 198 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:12,338 (BARKING) 199 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,506 Whoa! 200 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,551 What the hell are you boys doing? 201 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,474 Sorry to bother you again, ma'am, 202 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:26,226 but can I use your phone, please? 203 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,187 It's a local call. Won't take very long. 204 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,731 - Okay, hurry it up. - (PHONE BEEPING) 205 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:38,364 - You making the call or what? - No. 206 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,576 - I'm all good. - Good. 207 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,247 Oh, ma'am. I'd like to ask you one more thing. 208 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,249 You didn't ask me anything. 209 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,919 Do you know anyone staying at The Standard Hotel? 210 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,004 What... 211 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:56,548 It's on your call log, Mrs. Saigon. 212 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,008 What do you have to say about that? 213 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,761 I don't have nothing to say about nothing. 214 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,680 Just as I thought. 215 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,227 What the fuck is going on? 216 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,728 I don't know. 217 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:12,773 But I think the answer lies at The Standard. 218 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:17,027 So... do you always work the bookstores looking for lunch dates? 219 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:20,155 You tend to find a classier woman than you would at the track. 220 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,491 Oh! I bet you find 221 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,410 a different woman to have lunch with every day. 222 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,954 No. Sadly I usually spend my lunches 223 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,373 - with my three knucklehead friends. - Oh. 224 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,835 But it's becoming clear to me I should ditch them more often. 225 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,586 Oh. 226 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,469 Oh, thank you. 227 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,394 Thank you, Alan. 228 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:53,480 So, Bob, tell me about this project you think Vince would be perfect for. 229 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,566 After we digest, Eric, 230 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,943 after we digest. 231 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,531 - So what do you think of this place? - It's great. 232 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,076 You know, I paid 140 grand for it in 1967. 233 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:09,246 Steve McQueen told me I was out of my mind. 234 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,623 It's worth 13 million today. 235 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,877 What if I was to tell you you could buy a place for 140 grand 236 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,963 and someday it will be worth $13 million? 237 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,965 Is that something you might be interested in? 238 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,134 Of course, Bob. Who wouldn't? 239 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,554 Ah, there she is. 240 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,764 Marsha, come here. 241 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,559 I want you to say hello to my friend. 242 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,895 She's still got the legs, huh? 243 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,816 I don't see anything under the name Saigon. 244 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,320 He's a black man about yo high, 245 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:44,615 probably carrying a Glock. Do you guys have a metal detector here? 246 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:47,159 - No, we don't. - Thanks anyway. 247 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,912 - Mmm-hmm. - You really think he's at this hotel? 248 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,039 I know he is. 249 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:53,916 I can feel him. 250 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,834 What, are you auditioning for "Medium," jerkoff? 251 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,252 Whatever. He's here. 252 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,004 - Well, let's go find him. - How? 253 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,507 Come on. This time I got a plan. 254 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,842 NICOLE: I didn't expect to be doing this today. 255 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,594 You said you needed to go shopping. 256 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:09,264 I know. But, like, you didn't have anything better to do? 257 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,141 Nicole, I'm unemployed. 258 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:14,770 Besides, this has been one of the most fulfilling days I've had in weeks. 259 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:18,023 Are you coming out? I want to see you in that dress. 260 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,942 No, I'm embarrassed. 261 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,362 You come in. 262 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,536 (CHUCKLES) 263 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,788 It looked bigger on the hanger. 264 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,461 I want to show you this room, Eric. 265 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,130 You know, Sam Peckinpah screened "Straw Dogs" 266 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,716 for the very first time right here in this room. 267 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,844 Yeah, everyone knew he had a big hit on his hands. 268 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:51,515 A lot ofjealous people in the house that night, I'll tell you. 269 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,725 - I bet. Listen, Bob... - Everyone thinks it was 270 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,687 Nicholson and Beatty back in the day, 271 00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:00,524 but it was Dusty Hoffman that got more pussy than anybody. 272 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,151 And a lot of it right here in this room. 273 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:08,490 - So tell me about this project. - Sit. 274 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,076 Sit. Yeah. Can I get you anything, Eric? 275 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,621 - No, I'm good. - You know, coffee, tea... 276 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,290 - I'm good. ...liquor, milk? 277 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,709 - Just had a big steak. - Okay. 278 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,296 Hey, I got some great home movies. 279 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:25,757 How would you like to see Candy Bergen playing tennis 280 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,969 in her underwear? Fantastic ass. 281 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,887 Maybe next time, Bob. 282 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,683 Of course. I'm sure you have a million things to do, 283 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,019 a young kid like you. 284 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,023 I was once a young kid like you, Eric. 285 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,776 You don't have a project, do you, Bob? 286 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,362 No, I don't. 287 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:51,450 But I figure if we sit here long enough and brainstorm we'll come up with one. 288 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:54,828 You know, Bob, I got a million things to do. I gotta get back to the house. 289 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,748 In '68 I locked Dennis Hopper in the bathroom 290 00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:00,709 with nothing but a handful of mushrooms and bingo, 291 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,462 - he came up with "Easy Rider." - Bob... 292 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,048 Unfortunately I couldn't get him out of there for almost a week. 293 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,133 Bob! 294 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,177 When a man nears the end of his life 295 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,137 you know what he begins to think about? 296 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,056 He thinks about how he'll be remembered. 297 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:18,185 I've made 42 movies, 20 of them classics, 298 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,646 six nominations, three statues. 299 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,731 But if I were to drop dead right now, 300 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,816 you know what I'd be remembered for? 301 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,652 "Cutthroat Island." 302 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:31,865 Stay a little while longer and talk to me, 303 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,576 - please, Eric. - Okay, Bob. 304 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,620 I just need to use the bathroom. 305 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:40,957 Oh yeah, yeah. Third door on the right 306 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,251 right past my Picasso. 307 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,962 Technically it still belongs to Roman, 308 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:49,424 but what are the chances of him coming back for it? 309 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,926 (CHUCKLES) 310 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:05,232 - Ari. - Check out the jib arm 311 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,150 on this bad boy, Babs. 312 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:10,445 That's great. Now if you could only teach it to sign clients. 313 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,280 Are we not rocking and rolling? 314 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,574 I had a half a million dollar day for this agency. 315 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:18,328 And in the spirit of competition, I hope you plan on catching up. 316 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,205 (PHONE RINGING) 317 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,375 Here's my million dollar call right now. 318 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,626 Excuse me. 319 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,047 - Call to apologize, E? - Ari, this guy's got nothing. 320 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,049 He won't let me leave. I don't even know where I am. 321 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,843 What if I was to send a cab to pick you up, 322 00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,636 is that something you might be interested in? 323 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,055 - You knew, you motherfucker? - I knew what? 324 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,849 That you called me a douche bag this morning? 325 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:43,311 - I'm sensitive, did you know that? - Ari, you will pay for this. 326 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,035 BOB: You okay in there, Eric? 327 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,579 I'll be right there, Bob. 328 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,583 Somebody's in a mood. 329 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,002 (KNOCKING) 330 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,924 - Yes? - Saigon ain't in there, is he? 331 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:16,011 - Excuse me? - Never mind. Thank you. 332 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,054 Nice plan. 333 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,765 Just keep moving. Stop being lazy. 334 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,184 If I have to do this myself we'll be here all night. 335 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,357 Looking for someone named Saigon. 336 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:30,984 Hmm? 337 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,737 - Forget it. - This sucks. 338 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,198 Should have spent my day with Vince. 339 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,700 (GIGGLING) 340 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,509 Bob, please! 341 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,219 I need to go home. 342 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,346 Just looking for the car keys, Eric. 343 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,181 You have a driver, Bob. 344 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,892 Gave up looking for the driver, Eric. 345 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,823 Oh, Joey Ramone. 346 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,158 You're probably too young to know who that is. 347 00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:23,245 Actually, I know him well. These guys are from the same street as us. 348 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,872 - You come from Queens? - Yeah, born and raised. 349 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,583 Vince too. It's actually his favorite band. 350 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,169 Too bad you don't have a project about them, Bob. 351 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,006 What if I was to tell you that somewhere in this house 352 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,592 I've got a script about The Ramones? 353 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,845 Yes, if I can read it on the way home, 354 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,179 it's something I might be interested in. 355 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,349 Don't be a wise-ass. 356 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,480 (SIGHS) Nobody home. 357 00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,399 Okay, that's it. I'm done. 358 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:55,193 No, you are not done. You work for me, remember? 359 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,821 - This is my day. - That isn't official. 360 00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,240 You think you're having a bad day, Drama? 361 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,367 This is the worst day of my life. 362 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,036 Come on, man. Stick with me, please? 363 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,538 All right. You're right, Turtle. 364 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,456 I'm sorry. Let's go check the fourth floor. 365 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,958 (CHATTING) 366 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,962 What floor y'all going to? 367 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,424 Whatever floor y'all're going to. 368 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,597 How're you guys doing? 369 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,735 Oh hey, looks like we're going to the same party, ladies. 370 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:42,616 (KNOCKS) 371 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,203 Hey, what's up, ladies? 372 00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:49,372 Grab that drink and drone in here. 373 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,499 - Okay. - Sure a party. 374 00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,085 I remember ordering the bitches, 375 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,504 but I don't recall ordering no white boys. 376 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,465 We're here to see Saigon. 377 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:01,134 - Is he expecting you? - Bingo. 378 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:04,763 Of course. We got more class than to show up unannounced. 379 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,057 Bedroom. 380 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,767 Thank you. 381 00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:10,936 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 382 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,146 What's up with you bad cats? 383 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,862 Yo, Sai, what the fuck? 384 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,615 Shit. Turtle, what are you doing here? 385 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,117 What am I doing here? What are you doing here? 386 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,787 You missed the signing. I've been calling you all day. 387 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,789 I should have called you back. It's my bad. 388 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:33,708 - Yeah, you think? - Shut the fuck up, Drama. 389 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,086 Come outside, man. Let me talk to you 390 00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:37,921 away from all these nosy motherfuckers. 391 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,178 I swear to God I've never done this before. 392 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,806 - Are you a virgin? - Ha ha. 393 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:50,684 No, middle of the day, 394 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,894 a stranger. 395 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,063 We should do it again. 396 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,982 Uh, yeah, maybe. 397 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,109 Maybe? Come on, I think we get along great. 398 00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:01,111 And I'm not working. 399 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,697 Do you really like me? 400 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,241 Uh, are you kidding? 401 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,493 I don't know. I mean, 402 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,079 come on, you must have like a million girls. 403 00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,540 Yeah, sure, I have a couple of options. 404 00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,083 I'm not gonna lie. 405 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,919 I had a great time. I think we should do it again tomorrow. 406 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,840 - Vince, I can't. - Why not? 407 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:24,968 I'm getting married. 408 00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,511 (LAUGHS) 409 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,471 Ha ha. 410 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,348 No, really. 411 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:33,268 - You're getting married? - Yeah. 412 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,979 - Oh Jesus. - No, it's not what you think. 413 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,440 See, you were on my list. 414 00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:40,400 Your list? 415 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,402 My celebrity list. 416 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:45,321 Me and my fiance, we both have them 417 00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:47,949 and we agreed that if either one of us 418 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,118 ever had the chance to... 419 00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:53,079 and, well... 420 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:54,914 (LAUGHS) 421 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:58,501 Now I just have to hope he doesn't run into Cameron Diaz. 422 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,130 You know you're my nigga, right? 423 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,340 And I appreciate everything you've done for me, for real. 424 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:07,510 But? There's always a but. 425 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,679 Shut the fuck up, Drama! 426 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,891 - But I got another manager. - What? 427 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:15,852 It's not what you think. I signed with this guy like 10 years ago. 428 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:18,313 - He skipped town on me. - You signed papers? 429 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,315 No, this guy don't work with papers, man. 430 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,358 He's back. He's holding me to my contract. 431 00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:24,027 What about the deal I got you? 432 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:26,071 I appreciated that deal even though it was 433 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,198 with the whitest hip-hop label around. 434 00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:30,825 But he got me a better deal, man. 435 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,035 And that's why we're here now. 436 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:35,205 Saigon, I'd like to have a word with this alleged manager. 437 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:36,790 - Oh yeah, Drama? - Yeah. 438 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,917 Here he comes right now. Yo, Bunky, what up? 439 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:41,628 What up, Sai-diddy? Who are these crackers? 440 00:23:42,213 --> 00:23:43,505 Crackers? 441 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:46,257 This is Turtle. This is my boy I was telling you about. 442 00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,593 Oh, you tell him it was good? 443 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:52,305 Yeah, he did. But did Saigon tell you he's got papers with Turtle? 444 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,641 That was drafted by the law firm 445 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:56,935 of Zyman, Weintraub 446 00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:59,104 and three other Jewish names I have since forgotten. 447 00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:02,107 Yeah, well he was supposed to tell you I deaded those. 448 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:05,276 Since he didn't, I'm telling you: Those contracts are dead. 449 00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:08,905 Hey, Bunk, what do you say we don't try and strong-arm each other, huh? 450 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:12,784 My man Turtle has got signed legal documents. 451 00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:15,411 What is threatening us gonna do? 452 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,623 Show this scarecrow the view. 453 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,458 Scarecrow? Whoa, hey hey! 454 00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:22,919 - I got a pilot this week! - TURTLE: What the fuck?! 455 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:24,963 SAIGON: Chill, man, chill. 456 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:27,340 - Turtle! - He getting heavy yet? 457 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:30,593 You gonna throw him over the balcony with 50 witnesses by the pool? 458 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:33,471 Yeah, 'cause I got 10 witnesses that's gonna swear he jumped. 459 00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:35,849 Yo, coz, man, no need for all this shit, man. 460 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,433 We agreed you'd take care of Turtle. 461 00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:39,185 Yeah, but I didn't know I was gonna get insulted 462 00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,312 by the dude from "Viking Quest." 463 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,523 You watch "Viking Quest"? 464 00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:46,734 Turtle, tell him how much you was supposed to get off the deal you got me. 465 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,611 60 grand. 466 00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:52,365 All right, break the kid off his 60. 467 00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:55,910 But if I find out it was a penny less, 468 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,163 I'm gonna make a house call, for real. 469 00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:03,001 - It might have been 40. - Yeah, that's what I thought. 470 00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:06,087 - Malik, break him off 35. - Let him get his 40, man. 471 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:07,839 (DRAMA PANTING) 472 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,800 Give him his 40. 473 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,679 You okay, Drama? 474 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:17,640 Yeah. You should have held out. 475 00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,559 I think I could've made the pool. 476 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:30,445 This is great, Bob. I love the angle. 477 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,364 You know the Ramones started the punk rock movement, Eric. 478 00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:35,575 And they never got the credit they deserved. 479 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,118 How come they never made this movie? 480 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,995 We came close so many times. 481 00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:41,998 Oliver Stone was gonna do it and then "The Doors" came up. 482 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:46,211 Morrison was dead, it seemed a better sale, so... 483 00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:49,255 Yeah, well now that Joey Ramone is gone, we can sell this. 484 00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:52,467 BOB: Ha ha, I love your passion, Eric. 485 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,719 I love it. 486 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:58,056 E: Here's our guy right here. Excuse me, driver, would you pull over? 487 00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,807 Hey, Vince, hop in. 488 00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:01,768 BOB: Ah! 489 00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:04,229 VINCE: What's happening, man? E: Not much. 490 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,568 - How was your day? - Uneventful. 491 00:26:10,653 --> 00:26:13,071 - You? - We had a lovely day. 492 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:15,573 - Who's this? - Vincent Chase, Bob Ryan. 493 00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:17,033 A pleasure. 494 00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,077 Bob Ryan? "Butch Cassidy" Bob Ryan? 495 00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:20,870 Someone with a sense of history. 496 00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:23,623 - Great to meet you. - We found your next movie, Vince. 497 00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:25,166 Oh yeah, what's that? 498 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,543 See if this is something you might be interested in. 499 00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:32,507 (PUNK ROCK PLAYING) 500 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:49,816 Vince, what's up? 501 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:52,860 It's time to go to work, Ari. I've got my next project. 502 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:54,529 And his next producer. 503 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:57,448 You might be interested in reading this. 504 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,374 (PUNK ROCK PLAYING)