1 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:08,883 (THEME MUSlC PLAYlNG) 2 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:26,919 Goal! 3 00:01:28,464 --> 00:01:29,839 (GUNSHOTS) 4 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:34,761 Our next film is MedeIIin, 5 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:38,222 the ultraviolent story of Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar 6 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,975 staring Vincent Chase in a fat suit and bad makeup 7 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,644 that makes him look like the lovechild of Jiminy Glick 8 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:45,021 and a case of Twinkies. 9 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,939 Now at Iast year's Cannes FiIm FestivaI 10 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:49,442 Medellin from wunderkind director Billy Walsh 11 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:52,153 was all the buzz until people actually saw it 12 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,655 at the now legendary Hindenburg of a screening 13 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,240 which l myself attended. 14 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:58,534 Now l usually try to keep my opinions to myself 15 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,411 until we actually review a film on this show, 16 00:02:00,496 --> 00:02:03,748 but this time l got on my feet and l booed with the rest of the angry mob. 17 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,083 I wouId have thrown fruit if I'd had some. 18 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,211 Richard, this is the silliest thing to come out of South America 19 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,546 since the musical Evita. lt's overacted, 20 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,549 it's underdirected, it's paced like a snail. 21 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,135 -Did l mention it's long too? -You did. It is. 22 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:19,055 -(SlGHS) -The year is young, but this is a good bet 23 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,307 for my top 10 of the year's worst. 24 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,059 Oh, and by the way, Vince, AI Pacino caIIed. 25 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,144 He wants his Scarface accent back. 26 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:27,814 You know, it's a real disappointment for me because I had Vinnie Chase 27 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:30,024 on my list of stars to watch in 2005. 28 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:33,486 l think l'm gonna have him on my list of stars to watch fade in 2008. 29 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,196 Suck it, dickbag. 30 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,697 Medellin with a budget l cannot imagine, 31 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:39,158 is a straight to DVD release, if you can believe it. 32 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:41,202 It can be found at... 33 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,412 Sorry, E. 34 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,082 lt's okay. Not like l wasn't expecting it. 35 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,334 Yeah, still, once you hear it coming out of their mouths 36 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,503 on TV about you personally, it stinks. 37 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:53,422 l remember crying myself to sleep 38 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,300 when Roger Ebert singled out my performance in License to Drive 39 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:58,219 as the end of the Golden Age of Cinema. 40 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,638 JACQUELlNE: Oh, baby, fuck critics. What do they know? 41 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,849 Nothing, baby. Nothing. 42 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:04,976 Will you mind telling me when someone else is in the room? 43 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,894 -Sorry, E. -That's okay, Jacqueline. 44 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:08,855 l just like to know you're there. How's France? 45 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:09,939 lt's lovely. 46 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,149 When are we gonna see you again three dimensionally? 47 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,026 -Soon, I hope. -Not soon enough. 48 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:17,655 -Oh, baby. -l miss you, baby. 49 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,282 l miss you too, baby. 50 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,117 All right, l'm gonna talk to E for a second. 51 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,202 l'll check back in after l wash up. 52 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:25,705 Okay, baby. I Iove you. 53 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,623 l love you. 54 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,042 -Chirp. -Tweet. 55 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:34,171 What? Like you never had a long-distance relationship? 56 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:35,673 Not one with bird noises. 57 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:37,508 Whatever. 58 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:40,428 l'm gonna get some sleep. l need my beauty rest. 59 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:42,597 l'm shooting the Five Towns poster tomorrow. 60 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:45,349 Unless you want to pound some whiskey and talk. 61 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:47,852 Nah, l'm fine. l just hope Vince is okay though. 62 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:50,938 Yeah, poor baby bro. 63 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,401 (HlP-HOP MUSlC PLAYlNG) 64 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:06,996 (MOANlNG) 65 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:27,350 Are we ever gonna get to use the bed? 66 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,894 Come on, honey. There's nothing wrong with the hammock. 67 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,520 (MOANlNG) 68 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:44,617 -Hey, Ari. Fuck Richard Roeper. -Uh-huh. 69 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:47,078 -Michael Phillips is a dick. -Yup. 70 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:49,330 -l liked Gene Siskel. -Whatever. 71 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,457 Give me something good, Lloyd. 72 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:54,627 First draft of my letter to one Richard E. Roeper 73 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:57,213 reviewing him personally... His clothes, his hair, 74 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,631 his nasally midwestern twang. 75 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:01,467 -Screw Chicago and... -Attention everyone, please! 76 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,469 Listen up. 77 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:06,555 No one mention Richard Roeper again. 78 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,057 Not today, not ever. 79 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,935 By doing so, you are simply announcing 80 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,187 that on Sunday nights instead of doing yourjob 81 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:16,357 -reading scripts, you're watching TV. -(PHONE RlNGlNG) 82 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:19,819 The next person to mention Richard Roeper 83 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,278 will be fired. 84 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:23,489 And, Lloyd, you will also be fired 85 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,825 if you don't answer the fucking phone! 86 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:28,119 Ari Gold's office. 87 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:31,539 -l liked MedeIIin, Ari. -Then you're a fucking idiot. 88 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,207 LLOYD: Carl Ertz on one. 89 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,418 Everybody get to work! 90 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,336 Carl, my man. How you doing? 91 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:40,172 l saw your trailer last night. Very, very scary stuff. 92 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,591 Makes Nightmare on EIm Street look like Free WiIIy. 93 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,510 l saw Roeper last night. 94 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:48,556 Fuck Richard Roeper. You know, l went to college with him. 95 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,350 Yeah, when we was pledging we used to tie beer cans around his nuts 96 00:05:51,435 --> 00:05:53,102 and make him walk across campus. 97 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,895 l think last night was payback. 98 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,314 -l've been thinking about Vince. -Oh, yeah? 99 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:59,859 -Yeah, for Danger Beach. -l thought you had Emile Hirsch for that. 100 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:02,319 No, we don't. Have you read it? 101 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,655 -Despite the title. -lt's a working title. 102 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:07,700 Listen, l read it. lt's good. lt's good. 103 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:10,244 -l want to sit down with Vince. -He's in Mexico. 104 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:13,039 Yeah, l heard he's hiding out on the beach somewhere, huh? 105 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,665 Think again. He's doing improvised readings 106 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:16,834 with Cuaron and Del Toro till something pops. 107 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:20,671 l'm not messing around, Ari. l want Vince for this movie. 108 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:23,382 Carl, if you think you can get Vinnie Chase, 109 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:25,634 the star of the highest grossing movie of all time, 110 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:28,596 at a cut rate just 'cause you think he's in a rut... 111 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,140 Ari, l love Vince. l've always loved Vince. 112 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,767 How many things did he turn me down on? 113 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,685 -One or two. -Six, but who's counting? 114 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:37,063 l'll pay his full freight. 115 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:40,066 -ls this an offer, Carl? -As soon as I sit down with him. 116 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,068 Although, listen, l gotta go to Greece on Wednesday, 117 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:44,653 which means l need to see him tomorrow 118 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,614 at The Grill for lunch. See if you can make it happen. 119 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:49,241 l'll do what l can. Lloyd! 120 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:52,119 Get E on the phone right fucking now. 121 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:53,496 (PHONE RlNGS) 122 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:56,248 The Murphy Group. Can l help you? 123 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:59,543 Uh-huh, just one second, please. 124 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,506 Look, just don't tell him the script sucked like you did last time. 125 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,007 Yeah, but it's not funny. 126 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,218 'Cause it's CoId Case. lt's not supposed to be funny. 127 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:09,720 -Leave the comedy for the stand-up. -All right. 128 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:12,556 A Mr. Ari Gold's on the phone. 129 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:14,600 -Tell him l'll call him back. -Okay. 130 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,227 You trust me? 131 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:18,020 Soon as l get a job, then l'll start trusting you. 132 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,189 Look, you've been with me three months, you've had four screen tests. 133 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,607 You're gonna get a job soon, l promise. 134 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:24,443 You got to tell my mom this. She's the one killing me. 135 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,364 Mr. Gold says it's urgent. 136 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,533 Will you put him through, please? 137 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,201 Sorry, Charlie. 138 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,245 Well, well, well, long time no hear. 139 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,747 What, you got Bea Arthur answering the phones for you? 140 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:38,415 l'm in a meeting, Ari. What do you want? 141 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,959 Ah, yes. The Murphy Group doubling in size 142 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,752 the past five months to two clients. 143 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:44,255 -l have three clients, Ari. -CHARLlE: You do? 144 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,340 l mean, l thought l was your only client. 145 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,050 Besides the guy on the wall. 146 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,177 -You're the only one that matters, Charlie. -Okay. 147 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:53,639 -What do you want, Ari? -To bring our boy back from the abyss. 148 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:55,307 Oh, yeah? How are you planning on doing that? 149 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:56,934 Already in motion. We got an offer. 150 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,144 You got an offer? For what? 151 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,186 Danger Beach. 152 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:00,813 l thought Emile Hirsch was doing DangerBeach. 153 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:02,106 No, Vincent Chase is doing it. 154 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,108 And wow, you really are in the business. You read it? 155 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,152 Oh, yeah, l read it. l liked it, except for the dumb title. 156 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,112 lt's a working title. 157 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,489 -Are they gonna pay him? -Wow, all about the money these days. 158 00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:12,908 Makes me proud and yet a little sad 159 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:16,120 that you've lost that prepubescent boyish charm. 160 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:18,289 Yeah, they're gonna offer him his full quote. 161 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:20,499 Come on. That's unbelievable. 162 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:23,836 Well, start believing and start breaking out your best travel agenting skills 163 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,213 because we need him here by lunchtime tomorrow 164 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:27,590 to have a meeting with Carl Ertz. 165 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:28,841 What kind of meeting? 166 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:31,302 Carl wants to see if his eyes 167 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:32,636 are still as blue as ever. 168 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:33,971 So do we have an offer or a meeting? 169 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:36,265 We have an offer pending a meeting. 170 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,185 An offer pending a meeting is not a fucking offer, Ari. 171 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:41,145 How long have you been in this town, Opie? 172 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:43,272 An offer pending a meeting 173 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:47,067 is what you get when you make a shit movie 174 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:50,279 and haven't been seen this side of the border in six months. 175 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,448 We're Iiving in a post Medellin world. 176 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,658 But amazingly enough, if Vince shows up 177 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,202 with all of his limbs intact 178 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,662 and doesn't have some sort of seizure in front of Ertz, 179 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:02,124 we are back in the game. Okay, you'll call? 180 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,751 Hey, l've got to roll, man. 181 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,586 Yeah, Ari. l'll call, l'll call. 182 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,546 Good luck, Charlie. 183 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:10,132 What luck? You got to take me. l don't have a car. 184 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,927 You've been in LA six months and you don't have a car? 185 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,553 Hey, man, l can't afford a car, all right? 186 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,639 Look, get me a job, then l can get a car. 187 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,474 Let's go. 188 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,184 (CREW CHATTlNG) 189 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,359 Hey, we gonna outdo last year's poster, Johnny? 190 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:31,028 You know it, son. You know it. 191 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,030 So l told the mofo 192 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,823 nobody upstages Johnny Chase. 193 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,825 (LAUGHlNG) 194 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:39,245 Okay, perfect, perfect. That's perfect. 195 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:42,081 Johnny, switch partners with Ron and take Linda now. 196 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:44,541 No problem. 197 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,962 Beautiful, l love it. 198 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,505 Okay, spin her again. Spin her again. 199 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,674 As you wish. 200 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,262 Could Dancing with the Stars be next for us? 201 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,264 Beautiful, beautiful. 202 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,015 Okay, now some more serious stuff. 203 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,934 Everyone just give me a left side pose. 204 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,272 Beautiful. Lovely. Lovely. 205 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,815 Okay, everyone give me a right side pose. 206 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:12,069 Hey, Johnny, you want to turn to the right? 207 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,738 -Uh, no, not really. -Oh, God, here we go. 208 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:17,408 -Why not? -'Cause actually, l don't go right. 209 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,702 What do you mean, you don't go right? 210 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,912 l mean, l don't go right. lt's my bad side. 211 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,706 -Everyone knows that. -l didn't know that. 212 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:24,999 Have you ever seen the show, pal? 213 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,583 Uh, no. But l'm in Europe a lot. 214 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:29,628 Well, we've done 54 episodes and l've never gone right. 215 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,922 Even if we do 500 more l never will. 216 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:33,757 Come on, Johnny. Let's just get this done. 217 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,843 Let him shoot you without a padded bra, Linda, 218 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,803 then l'll let him shoot my right side. 219 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,972 -l really don't see the issue. -No? 220 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,474 You don't see this right here? 221 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,643 Maybe we should call the producers. 222 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,479 (CHUCKLES) Maybe we should. 223 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,815 Okay, people, let's take a break. 224 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:53,277 Go ahead, call the producers. 225 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:54,653 What, is this guy threatening me? 226 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:57,406 They know. Eddie Burns knows. Everyone knows. 227 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,575 Shooting me from the right makes me look... 228 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,493 freakish. 229 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:04,246 Whoo-hoo! 230 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,752 Come on! 231 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,588 -Whoo! -Hoo! 232 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,151 -The life, huh? -Oh, yeah. 233 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,861 -Anyone hungry? -VlNCE: Getting there. 234 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,030 Could we make it to the beach-side fiesta? 235 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,032 When you put it like that, who could say no? 236 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,742 (PHONE RlNGlNG) 237 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,372 Yo, Vin. Vin, Vin. 238 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:47,956 lt's the real world calling. 239 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,666 -Ma? -E. 240 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,668 -Really? -Should l answer it? 241 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:52,920 Yeah. 242 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,132 Yo, E, what's up? 243 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,885 How's your office? Any of your wannabes touching my shit? 244 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,929 Your office has remained untouched, Turtle. 245 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,305 And l'm sure it will continue to be. 246 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,556 Now Iet me taIk to Vince. 247 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,183 Not if you're gonna rain on our parade of pussy. 248 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,227 Put him on the phone, Turtle. 249 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,311 Vin, talk to E. 250 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:13,148 Yo, E. How goes it? 251 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,275 Great. We got a project for you. 252 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,860 Wow, no hello? No how are you? 253 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,695 Sorry about that, buddy. How are you? 254 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,531 -How do I sound? -You sound good. 255 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,241 -l am. -Good. 256 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,034 -How are you? -l'm good. 257 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,245 (CHUCKLES) Good. 258 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:29,039 -So what you got? -A cool genre movie. 259 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:31,250 The producer really wants you. Could you come back and meet him? 260 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,419 Yeah, sure. Send the script, we'll set up a meeting. 261 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,546 -There's no time. lt's got to be tomorrow. -Tomorrow? 262 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,423 What's the rush? l mean, l'd have to leave right now. 263 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,966 You can't leave before the fiesta. 264 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,427 -Yeah, l can't leave now. -lt's a really good script, Vince. 265 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,470 -Yeah, what is it? -lt's called DangerBeach. 266 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:46,640 -lt's called DangerBeach? -Sounds stupid. 267 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:49,101 -lt's a working title. -l don't know. What do you think, girls? 268 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,769 Should l do a movie called DangerBeach? 269 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:53,230 -Don't think so. -Nobody here likes it. 270 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,108 -lt's a working title. -Yeah? Well, it's not working for me. 271 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,485 -l'm getting hungry. -Vince, you got to trust me. 272 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,405 l do trust you, E. And l love you and l miss you. 273 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,782 But l'm not going back right now. 274 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,201 Not on a day like this. Not when Maria's cooking. 275 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,828 She cooks like you wouldn't believe. 276 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:10,247 -Hey, l cook good things too. -Of course you do. 277 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,583 -Vince! -E, l got to go. l'm being rude. 278 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:16,044 -Okay, l'll talk to you later, E. -Bye. 279 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,839 Later, sucker. 280 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,814 Look, man. Don't worry. 281 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,025 l'll carry The Murphy Group. 282 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,489 What do you mean he's not coming back? 283 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,741 l mean, you want me to say it in Spanish? 284 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,702 Why do l have 300 clients and you have two 285 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:52,206 and you don't seem to care that one of them is retiring in his prime? 286 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,249 What is it you think l can do, Ari? 287 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,376 -You two have a IittIe rift? -What? 288 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,253 Playing the MedeIIin blame game? 289 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,881 Let it go like a bad piece of pussy. 290 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,342 Just forget that you smelled it and move on. 291 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,469 lf he passes on this thing now, 292 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,597 he might as well be Cat Stevens doing butterfly strokes 293 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,350 in the Caspian Sea searching for Mohammed. 294 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,519 'Cause that's how he's gonna be viewed in this town. 295 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,187 Look, Ari, l spoke to him, all right? 296 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,813 l know him better than you. He's not coming back. 297 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,190 Well, then we're going to him. 298 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,150 Drama's the only one who knows where he is. 299 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,611 Call Drama and meet me at the Van Nuys airport in 40 minutes. 300 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,446 Oh, really? Are you supplying the plane? 301 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,406 That's how much l care. 302 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,744 -How'd it go? -Shitty. 303 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,539 -l'm sorry, buddy. -No, man, l let you down. 304 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,624 No, you didn't. We'll get 'em next time. Don't worry about it. 305 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,459 -All right. -Do me a favor though? 306 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,752 -What's up? -Drive me to the airport. 307 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,879 Take my car for the night. 308 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,634 Shit, fuck the audition. Let's roll. 309 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,220 You see what l'm talking about, right, babe? 310 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,013 l look awful from this side. 311 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,516 l wouldn't say awful, but l see what you're saying. 312 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,560 You're the only one who gets me. 313 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,353 Just let them shoot you how they want 314 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,564 and if it doesn't look good they won't use it. 315 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,692 Oh, baby, l love your naivete, but you don't get this town. 316 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,652 You've got to cover your own ass 'cause no one else will. 317 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,696 They can say what they want, 318 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,198 but l know the reason l got recast for the ModeIs Inc. pilot 319 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,867 was because the director kept shooting me from the right side. 320 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:13,912 That's why test scores said teenage girls were scared of me. 321 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:16,039 But how can anyone be scared of you? 322 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,165 (KNOCKlNG) 323 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,668 -Shit. Who is it? -lt's Tommy, Drama. 324 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,670 They got Ben Silverman coming down from his office. 325 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,380 You better get your ass out here now. 326 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,342 Jesus, the network chairman is coming down right now. 327 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,011 Just do what he says, Johnny. 328 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,554 l can't do that, baby. 329 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,140 l struggled for 20 years to get to where l am. 330 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,767 l'm not gonna let them force me to looking stupid again. 331 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:38,228 -l won't do it, no way. -Drama! 332 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:39,938 Hey, Tommy, thanks. But you tell Silverman 333 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,065 l'm not doing it. Not for him, not for no one. 334 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,276 -Johnny, you have me so worried. -(PHONE RlNGlNG) 335 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,987 Hold on one second, baby. One second. Yeah? 336 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,615 Drama, l need to know exactly where you sent Vince to in Mexico. 337 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:51,158 No go, E. lt's a hideaway. 338 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,201 Vince said nobody gets to go unless he says so. 339 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,662 -Drama, he's coming. -E, l can't talk right now. 340 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,331 ERlC: Drama, it's an emergency. 341 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,586 An emergency? ls baby bro in trouble? 342 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,004 Yeah, kind of. 343 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,299 l'm on my way. 344 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,885 Baby, l've got to fly. Vince is in trouble. 345 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,553 l'll call you back in two minutes, okay? 346 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,513 -Tweet. -Chirp. 347 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,267 -Johnny Chase. -Mr. Chairman. 348 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,144 Shoot me any way you want. 349 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,896 l've got to get to Mexico. 350 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,564 (BELL RlNGlNG) 351 00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,776 Fucking waste of time. 352 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,325 (SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) 353 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,202 (CHEERlNG) 354 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,411 (SQUEALS) 355 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,789 l could use another shot if you guys are gonna do this. 356 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:59,643 Boss, the plane. The plane. 357 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,645 How many times you gonna do that joke, Turtle? 358 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,522 Till it don't get a laugh, baby. 359 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,941 -Come on, Carol, that was funny, right? -Eh. 360 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,498 Fresh air. (GROANS) 361 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,917 -Oh, my God. -Jesus. 362 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,169 -Look at you. -E, what's up, bud? 363 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:29,548 -Nice suit. -l love it. Good to see you. 364 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:35,846 Wow, you guys must be really desperate to come running down here. 365 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,724 Listen, the producer Carl Ertz, six for six. 366 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,058 Yeah, l know Carl. 367 00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:42,060 Yeah, he makes 'em for cheap and they make big bucks. 368 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,603 lt's a perfect way for you to come back strong, Vince, 369 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:46,690 on a movie you don't have to carry 'cause the genre already has a built-in audience. 370 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,150 Oh, yeah? ls there any kind of role in this movie? 371 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,818 One that requires me to act? 372 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,279 Yeah, the same kind of role Shia LaBeouf had in Disturbia. 373 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,740 You look scared a few times, smile so girls want to fuck you 374 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,908 and then laugh your way all the way to the next Raiders ofthe LostArk. 375 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,368 -Boom! -Sounds challenging. 376 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:01,079 Listen, we need to get the 1 8-25-year-olds back. 377 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,039 The ones that have forgotten you exist. 378 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,374 They've forgotten that l exist? 379 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:06,084 Don't take it personally, bro. 380 00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,669 The whole country's on meth. 381 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,213 -So what do you think, Vince? -l don't know. 382 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,215 l don't feel like running back right now 383 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,301 for a non-challenging career move. 384 00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:16,803 We're having a good time here. Even Turtle's getting laid. 385 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:20,140 -Yeah, a lot. -lt's vacation pussy. Anyone can get that. 386 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,559 You see these girls back in the States, they won't even look your way. 387 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,936 l think you're arguing against our point there, Drama. 388 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,981 Look, we are desperate. We haven't had an offer in six months. 389 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,108 You guys are starting to sound alike. 390 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,402 Starting to look alike too. 391 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:33,820 Vinnie, listen. 392 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:36,114 What happens if another offer doesn't come in? 393 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:37,824 lt may not. What then? 394 00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:39,993 What if one doesn't? You think l'm gonna suffer? 395 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,204 l mean, come on. Look at this place. 396 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,581 l live like a king for $79 a day. 397 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:47,042 l got great food, fantastic women, 398 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,086 and l wake up every morning with a big fat smile on my face. 399 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,922 Look at you guys. (CHUCKLES) 400 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:54,800 Fighting the rat race. Wearing uncomfortable shoes. 401 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,343 Angry all the time. 402 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,386 Life is not all about making money and movies. 403 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,889 -At least mine isn't. -Vince! 404 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,809 Ari, it's siesta time. lt's time to chill. 405 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,311 We'll talk about it over dinner. 406 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,314 -We're not staying for dinner. -l know. 407 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,316 You guys should stay. The food's real good. 408 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,569 But know if you do stay, you guys are sharing the hammock. 409 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,658 Vince, can l talk to you alone for a second? 410 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,910 ls it gonna be another one of your famous pep talks? 411 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,620 Call it what you want. Two seconds, come on. 412 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,664 Excuse me, ladies. 413 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,501 You really want to go out on the bottom, Vince? 414 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,795 -Bottom? -Yeah. 415 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,130 MedeIIin sucked and the whole world knows it. 416 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,716 You disappear now that's all people are gonna remember you for. 417 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,718 When did l ever care about what people think? 418 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,513 All right, maybe you can go out like this, but l can't. 419 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,098 l'm the one that found MedeIIin. 420 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,016 l got to spend the rest of my life thinking 421 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,352 l ruined my best friend's career 'cause l couldn't make it good? 422 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,355 l know how good you are, Vince, and l know you got big things ahead of you. 423 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,400 You've done everything for me, buddy, but you've got to do one more thing. 424 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,944 You've got to help me let you get back to where you were supposed to be. 425 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,946 Then you can retire on any beach you want 426 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,823 and you won't have to worry about me killing myself. 427 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,908 That's a pep talk? 428 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:04,953 (SlGHS) 429 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:09,499 All right, E. l'll go for you. 430 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,585 Thank you. 431 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,128 Hey, Ari, 432 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,463 get the plane ready. We're going home. 433 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,507 Wait, wait, wait, l need an hour. 434 00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:20,051 Carol, l'm leaving tonight, baby. 435 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,012 You need to shave. 436 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,561 -My face feels weird. -DRAMA: l feel you, bro. 437 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,480 l felt like an amputee when l played that high school swimmer 438 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,608 with alopecia back on 7th Heaven. 439 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,568 ERlC: Vince with alopecia would still look better than you do, Drama. 440 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:37,777 You know, this script is not that bad. 441 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,155 Will you stop reading and driving, please, before you kill us? 442 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,741 Sorry, l picked it up on the can this morning and l couldn't put it down. 443 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,326 lt is good. You were right, E. 444 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,077 -Real dumb title though. -Real dumb. 445 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,495 Reminds me of a Hitchcock movie. 446 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,331 What do you guys think of M is for Amnesia? 447 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:52,208 l think the tropical sun melted your brain. 448 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,294 -No good, Vin? -No good, Turtle. 449 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,755 -What about High Tide? -l like that. 450 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,465 That is pretty good, actually. 451 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,008 See? l have a purpose here. What's yours, Drama? 452 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,218 lt's my day off. Get off my ass. 453 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,264 -There he is. -What are you doing here? 454 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:08,600 -Moral support. -l told you l don't need any. 455 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,019 -Well, l'm here just in case. -lt'll be fine. 456 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,104 Tear it up, baby bro. Tear it up. 457 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,774 TURTLE: You're back, Vin. 458 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:17,817 (SlGHS) 459 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,445 This is what you losers do all these years? You wait? 460 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,073 Sometimes when l'm alone l do that. 461 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:24,532 (MOANlNG) 462 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:28,161 -Ha ha! -l'm going back to the office. 463 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,914 -Later. -l got girl on girl too, Ari. 464 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,582 (LOUD MOANlNG) 465 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,628 Will you roll up the window, you idiot? 466 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,391 Look, Vincent Chase. 467 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,226 l thought he was dead. 468 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,478 Only till he's alive again. 469 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,566 -Oh, Jesus. -What? 470 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,738 -So, Mexico, huh? -lt was phenomenal. 471 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,281 l'm more of a Caribbean guy myself. 472 00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,450 -Lot of history. -(LAUGHS) 473 00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,452 So, Danger Beach. 474 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,830 You know, l have to say, l read it on the plane 475 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,581 and it is really, really good. 476 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,793 -You sound surprised. -The title threw me at first. 477 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:20,171 But it's a unique story and this character is better than l've seen in a long time. 478 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,340 Fantastic. And you know we're working on the title now. 479 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:25,301 What do you think about High Tide? 480 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:28,304 High Tide. l like that. l like that a lot. 481 00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:30,390 -Hi, Carl. -lt's got a... Adam. 482 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,183 Nice to see you. You know Vinnie Chase. 483 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,977 l do. l used to represent Johnny. 484 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,228 Oh, yeah, that's right. 485 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:37,647 Crazy running into you here. 486 00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:39,983 lndeed. Always good to see you, Adam. 487 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,152 Guess l'll talk to you soon. 488 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:46,322 l guess so. 489 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:49,993 -He seems angry. -He's an agent. 490 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:51,536 They're all pricks. 491 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,121 (PHONE RlNGS) 492 00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:55,957 Ari Gold's office. 493 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,793 Really? lnteresting. 494 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,381 Adam Davies calling. 495 00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:05,508 For me? 496 00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:10,263 lf you need a kidney, Adam, l'm not willing to donate. 497 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,974 But l am willing to watch you slowly die if you're looking for that kind of thing. 498 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:16,227 -You lost your touch, Ari. -Oh, yeah? How's that? 499 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:19,230 Ertz doesn't want Vince. You were set up. 500 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,357 He was just trying to force me to cIose EmiIe Hirsch 501 00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,151 at $2 million less than l wanted. 502 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:26,112 Explain to your client that you dragged him back here for nothing. 503 00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:28,198 l'm gonna skull-fuck you, Davies! 504 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,908 You just did, Ari. 505 00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:31,743 -What did he want? -Fuck you, Yoko. 506 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,787 Get E on the phone. 507 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:36,706 -l will beat Carl Ertz's ass. -Will you calm down? 508 00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:38,291 No, no, no calm. Let's go to his house 509 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:39,834 and beat him in front of his kids. 510 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,003 l know where he lives. l used to drive him home from softball. 511 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,047 l still see him at the rub and tug every now and then. 512 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,965 You have a girlfriend. l thought you didn't do that anymore. 513 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,759 l go there for facials, asshole. 514 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,302 Come on, Turtle, let's go kill Ertz. 515 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:51,346 Guys, will you stop it? l appreciate the backing 516 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,931 but no one's killing Ertz, all right? 517 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,933 You should kill me 'cause it's my fault again. 518 00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:56,976 Shut up. You couldn't have seen this coming. 519 00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:59,437 Nobody could have. And you didn't push me into MedeIIin. 520 00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:01,189 We did it together. 521 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,774 Well, thanks. l appreciate that. 522 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,400 Although you did approve the makeup. 523 00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:06,945 The guy said it was gonna look good on film. How am l supposed to know? 524 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:09,614 -lt didn't. -(ALL LAUGH) 525 00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:12,909 Oh, boy. So what now? 526 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:14,953 -Back to Mexico? -Are you out of your mind? 527 00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:16,079 l'm not going out like this. 528 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:17,497 l thought you don't care what people think? 529 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:20,291 -l care a little. -You're gonna be bigger than ever, Vince. 530 00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:21,918 You're gonna take back the throne. 531 00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:24,712 lf l made it back, so can you, baby bro. 532 00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,923 Thanks, Johnny. 533 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:37,475 lt's right here. Kill the lights. Kill 'em. 534 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:40,311 -What are we gonna do? -l'm gonna golf, you're gonna caddy. 535 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:46,901 Five iron. 536 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,323 Whoa, whoa, whoa. The Maserati, really? 537 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:54,868 lt is nice. 538 00:24:58,414 --> 00:25:00,206 (CAR ALARM BLARlNG) 539 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,213 -What are you, the Godfather? -l'm sending a message. 540 00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:08,965 -Saying what? -Aquaman will be back. 541 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:10,884 (ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG)