1 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:08,466 (THEME MUSlC PLAYlNG) 2 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:24,917 MahaIo, my dear. 3 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:29,130 You got to love a place where you get lei'd coming and going. 4 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,923 Even if you don't get laid during? 5 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:33,134 Whatever. l actually enjoyed my R & R. 6 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,844 And l got some good color, right bro? 7 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,763 Looking like George Hamilton. 8 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:39,348 -But young. -Yeah, yeah, the 50-year-old George Hamilton. 9 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,142 -Yo. -How'd it go? 10 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:43,102 Three coach, one first class. 11 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:45,062 You weren't supposed to get any first class. 12 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:46,272 lt's the only seats they had left. 13 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:47,857 Otherwise we had to wait for the night flight. 14 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,358 Forget that. 15 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:53,321 DRAMA: So who gets the extra leg room? 16 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,615 -Vince, obviously. -No, not obviously. 17 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:57,283 We'll settle it democratically. 18 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:00,369 Democratically implies that everyone deserves a voice. 19 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:03,456 My contention is broke-ass Turtle does not. 20 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,875 Yeah, well my contention is Vince is the king, 21 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,794 and if he says l get a voice then let me be heard. 22 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:09,837 l really don't care much about it. You guys fight it out. 23 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:11,464 VlNCE: Yeah, you know what? Me neither. 24 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:14,008 E and l will slum it like we did the first 20 years of our lives. 25 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:16,010 Come on, now you're gonna make us feel bad. 26 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:18,971 l don't feel bad, pal. Your short squat legs 27 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,265 will not extend comfortably without a fight. 28 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:23,059 So how do we decide? 29 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,561 l'll pick a number one to 20. The closest man gets it. 30 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,104 -Okay. -No go. 31 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:29,065 -Why not? -Because you favor Turtle, bro. 32 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,276 -What? -lt might be subconsciously, but you do. 33 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:34,362 Wow. Okay. 34 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:36,113 l get it. Excuse me, sir? 35 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:38,366 Would you mind settling this? 36 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:41,369 l have one first class ticket, both of these gentlemen want it. 37 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:43,079 Will you decide? 38 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:46,541 -Him. -Yes. 39 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:49,460 What the hell? Why not me? 40 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:52,380 My subconscious likes him more better, l guess. 41 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:53,923 TURTLE: Ha ha. 42 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,802 Fucking foreign cabbie. 43 00:02:57,928 --> 00:02:59,470 Johnny, what's the big deal? 44 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:02,473 Well, if it wasn't him there would be none. Look at him. 45 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:04,183 Yeah, look at me, heading straight into paradise. 46 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:05,768 -l owe you, Vin. -Yeah, you think? 47 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:09,897 -Hello. -Hey. 48 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:12,149 -Can l take yourjacket? -Yes, you can. 49 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:13,943 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 50 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,529 Excuse me, Miss? Miss? 51 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:17,780 Miss? 52 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,658 -Fucking cunts. -(CHUCKLES) 53 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,035 Are you laughing at me? 54 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:24,537 No. 55 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,205 Good. Don't. 56 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:29,542 l was just trying to help. Are you okay? 57 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:32,753 l'm fine. l just need a drink. 58 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:35,840 And a fucking aisle seat, which they fucking had none. 59 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,341 (MAN SlGHS) 60 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,635 Sir, will you switch with me? 61 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:41,721 My pleasure. 62 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:44,849 Thank you. There you go. 63 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:49,103 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 64 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,984 l'm sorry if l seem rude. l'm just... 65 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,068 l'm Jamie. 66 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:57,945 l know. 67 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,864 l'm Turtle. l love your work. 68 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,324 Oh, thanks. 69 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,536 You sure you're okay? 70 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:06,954 Yeah, l'm fine. 71 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:09,457 l just broke up with my boyfriend. 72 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:13,127 l don't want to talk about it. l just want a drink. 73 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:15,254 Let me get you one. What do you need? 74 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,131 Scotch. 75 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:18,591 Watch this. 76 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:25,056 Scotch. 77 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:30,186 -How about we make it a double? -(LAUGHS) 78 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:34,899 -Thanks so much. -You're welcome. 79 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,112 (BABY CRYlNG) 80 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,949 Yo, love that you're sitting coach. Very cool. 81 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,450 Thanks, kid. 82 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:46,827 How you doing, Drama? 83 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,121 Not good. 84 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,749 But l took two Vics, so l will be. 85 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,125 (CRYlNG) 86 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,722 -Morning, Bradley -ls it, Ari? 87 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,015 What? 88 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,602 What do you got, Lloyd? 89 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:13,688 Lloyd? 90 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:15,690 -Lloyd! -Yes, Ari? 91 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:19,110 What's wrong? Tom catch you cruising for glory holes again? 92 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:22,405 Joke all you want, but you are the cheater now, Ari. 93 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,615 -How was Geneva? -Great. Went to Paris too. 94 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,867 Sorry l didn't bring you back a Toulouse-Lautrec dildo, 95 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:29,662 -but you have me back. -No, Benedict Arnold. l don't. 96 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:31,163 When were you gonna tell me about this? 97 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:35,501 Oh, Jesus, Lloyd. You know Variety is one step above Us WeekIy. 98 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,461 Well, Us WeekIy didn't send this fax. 99 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:38,671 What fax? 100 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:42,008 A $1 0 million offer from John Ellis. 101 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,634 What do you have to say now? 102 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:46,345 l don't know what to say. 103 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,229 -Thank you. -Oh, you're welcome. 104 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,356 So it's cool if l call you? 105 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,942 Wait a couple of days. 106 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:03,362 l'm kidding. Yes, you can call me. 107 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:05,406 What kind of world am l living in? 108 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:06,657 Turtle flies first 109 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:09,493 and has airport farewell scenes with Meadow Soprano. 110 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:11,871 He has been over there dragging out that goodbye for a while. 111 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,372 Come on, they spent five hours together. 112 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:14,832 Maybe they struck up a friendship. 113 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,960 Whatever he struck up, she should be sick of it by now. 114 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,462 What are you doing, Drama? 115 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:22,256 Just taking precautionary measures. 116 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,758 Economy class is a killer 117 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,301 that counts the blood clot as a friend. 118 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,762 And you're gonna prevent one by blowing yourself? 119 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:29,305 Take it easy, guys. Here comes Turtle. 120 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:30,931 Yo. 121 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:33,184 What the fuck were you two talking about? 122 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,186 A lot of stuff. She is very cool. 123 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,188 Really? And she thought you were cool? 124 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:39,607 l don't know, l guess. You guys ready to roll? 125 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:41,650 No, no, don't do that. Don't do that, Turtle. 126 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,694 -Don't do what? -See what he's doing? 127 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:45,571 -Oh, l totally see what he's doing. -What's he doing? 128 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:46,697 l'm not doing anything. 129 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:50,242 He's being coy as if he's got a shot. 130 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:52,912 -Did you get her number? -Home and cell. 131 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,455 Well, maybe he does have a shot. 132 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,248 -Ha ha ha! -l'm with Drama. 133 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:57,750 ls it that ridiculous? 134 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,544 You fucking a Martian is less ridiculous, put it that way. 135 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,546 -You guys are mean. -Really mean. 136 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,757 Oh, poor little Turtle's sensitive 137 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:07,009 'cause he can't get a hot famous actress. 138 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,887 99% of the world's average looking citizens 139 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,847 can't get that, Turtle, so don't feel bad. 140 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,474 You're living in a fantasy. 141 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,476 Reality is when he calls her 142 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,104 she tries to lure him away from Vince to be her bitch. 143 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:21,732 Reality is what happened over the Pacific, you angry old fuck. 144 00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:23,651 Yeah, and what's that? 145 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:28,197 She jerked me off. Happy? 146 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,908 Liar. Get back here, you liar. 147 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,618 (PHONE RlNGlNG) 148 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:37,206 -Hello? -E Murph, Josh Weinstein. 149 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,624 Hey, Josh. How you doing? 150 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:41,127 l'm always doing great, E. You know that. 151 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:43,129 And while others may no longer believe in Vince... 152 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,880 (COUGHS) Ari Gold. l still do. 153 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,967 -Yeah, well he's still our agent, Josh. -For the moment he is. 154 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:51,679 But Ari will officially become head studio fascist tomorrow. 155 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:53,597 Let me show you what l can do for you guys today. 156 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:54,974 Oh yeah? What can you do? 157 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,892 Frank Darabont. 158 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,894 -Vince a fan? -Who isn't? 159 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,480 Yeah, Shawshank almost makes me wish l did prison time. 160 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,983 Anyway, he's got a new project he's working on. 161 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:06,402 l got him to sit down with Vince to talk about the lead. 162 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,195 -Really? -Really. 163 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,073 MRS. ARl: 10 miIIion, Ari? 164 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,242 You were hoping for six or seven, tops. 165 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,744 l know, baby. lt's crazy. They want me bad. 166 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,706 And l keep sinking my own money into this place. 167 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:21,417 And for what? A staff whose petty lives 168 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,711 rise and fall with my successes and their failures. 169 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,379 -E's on the phone. -Call him back. 170 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,298 -Says it's urgent. -l said l'll call him back. 171 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:28,966 -Ari. -Lloyd, l'm on the phone. 172 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,801 l know, l put the call through. 173 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:33,179 l've been putting your calls through for three years now, 174 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,556 and l haven't interrupted or given you my opinion, 175 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:39,018 even when l know l can steer your twisted mind into greener pastures. 176 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,769 But l can't keep my mouth shut anymore. 177 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,855 -That's because it's filled with... -Shut it, Ari. 178 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:45,274 l know you're gonna make some rude, inconsiderate, 179 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,526 nasty comment about my sexual orientation. 180 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:51,197 And l know you always do that to deflect from your insecurities. 181 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,490 And l've lived with it because l want to learn 182 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:55,326 and l believed that someday you would promote me. 183 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,578 Lloyd, this is gonna be a good thing for you as well. 184 00:08:57,662 --> 00:09:00,539 lf you think working for some conglomerate is gonna fulfill you, 185 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:03,834 then fine, but please don't think l'd ever make myself a corporate bitch. 186 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:05,794 And by the way, even if l did, 187 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,880 your little gay quips would not be tolerated 188 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,757 in a publicly-traded company. 189 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,842 People need you here, Ari 190 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,846 l'll leave you with that. 191 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,475 You throw a lot of Jew guilt for a Chinaman. 192 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:21,352 He's got a point, Ari. 193 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:23,229 ARI: No homosexuaI harassment? 194 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,314 No, being your own boss. 195 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,441 That's why you put up with all the stress, 196 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,443 because nobody can tell you what to do. 197 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,528 You always tell me what to do. 198 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:33,948 So tell me what to do. 199 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,783 l can't decide this for you, Ari. 200 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,744 Like when l was trying to decide whether or not to ask you to marry me, 201 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,162 l'll let the fates decide. 202 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,248 -How? -By flipping a coin. 203 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,583 You flipped a coin to decide whether to marry me or not? 204 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:46,377 l was joking, baby. 205 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,674 Heads l leave, tails l stay. 206 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:54,301 Well? 207 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:57,471 Two out of three. 208 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,848 l feel like we're cheating on Ari. 209 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,934 Well, the guy won't call us back, what are we supposed to do? 210 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,979 Take care of yourself. lt's what everyone else in this town does. 211 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:08,232 Except you, who gets taken care of by Meadow Soprano. 212 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,484 Come on, Johnny, leave him alone already. 213 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:13,529 No can do, bro. He made a statement and l want it verified. 214 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,281 How you gonna verify it, Drama? 215 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,825 l got a friend, an FBl friend who will come down here 216 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:19,868 and administer a lie detector test. 217 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,704 l'm not taking a lie detector test. 218 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,498 How about if we get him on that Moment of Truth show? 219 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:27,293 -Yeah, at least then he'd make a buck. -Not if he keeps lying. 220 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:30,629 l'm not doing anything to prove anything to you guys, understood? 221 00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:31,839 You guys need anything? 222 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:34,216 Well, this guy got jerked off by Meadow Soprano, 223 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:37,011 so he's all good. l'll take an iced tea. 224 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,805 l don't think he believes you either. 225 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,932 We're all right, thanks. Here comes Josh with Frank. 226 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,101 -Wish us luck. -Good luck. 227 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,353 -Frank. -Vince. 228 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,856 -l'm a big fan. -Hey, likewise. A great pleasure. 229 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,858 -Hey, Josh, what's up? -Eric Murphy. 230 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:53,152 -Let's sit, shall we? -Absolutely. 231 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,903 -Gentlemen. Frank. -Got us a table up here. 232 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,363 Hey, Frank. 233 00:10:58,950 --> 00:10:59,950 Loser. 234 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,744 Vinnie, E Murph. 235 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,997 So how long have you and Josh been working together? 236 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,750 -Oh, we don't work together. -Not yet. 237 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,127 Josh's dad and l are old friends. We go way back. 238 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,920 Anyway, he told me that you guys are good friends. 239 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,340 He suggested we sit down. l said fantastic. 240 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:15,841 Yeah, absolutely. 241 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,926 So you have a new movie you're getting ready to start? 242 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,888 Yes, yeah. l got this thing called SchooI ofAthens. 243 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,724 lt's based on the Renaissance masterpiece by Raphael. 244 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,476 lt's in the Vatican palace, blah, blah, blah. 245 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:28,896 Anyway, the really cool thing is we get to shoot for 14 weeks 246 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,773 in the Greek islands. 247 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,735 -Wow, that sounds amazing. -How nice is that? 248 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,029 So what's the part you had in mind for me? 249 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,655 ln this, you mean? 250 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,075 Josh, didn't you tell him what l was thinking here? 251 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,451 Well, l... 252 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,580 Vince, look, 253 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:49,917 l'm afraid that there's nothing in this particular film for you. 254 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,753 There are no male roles in it under 45. 255 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:55,297 Oh, l thought Josh said you wanted to talk to me about the lead. 256 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,424 Yes, the lead in a TV series 257 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,718 Frank is exec producing. 258 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,387 And you didn't tell them this? 259 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,138 No, he didn't tell us anything, Frank. 260 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,932 That's 'cause he's a scumbag. 261 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,684 Just like your old man, aren't you, Josh? Good work. 262 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,395 Guys, l'm really sorry. 263 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:11,730 Your clients keep calling, Ari. 264 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:14,191 -Can't stall forever. -Tell them l'll call them back. 265 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,609 You've grown cold, Ari Gold. 266 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,778 l've got something that might warm him up. 267 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,905 You cougarlicious little freak. 268 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,574 Just so you know, l'm paying 1 0 cents on the dollar 269 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,451 for your share of this company. 270 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,912 -Dana Gordon's on one. -Put her through. 271 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,831 Any shot you could pay me in euros? 272 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:32,376 You are a fucking asshole. 273 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:35,504 How can l leave such a charming man? 274 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:37,506 Dana Gordon. 275 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,091 Am l your number two or not, Ari? 276 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,218 You'll always be my number one whore, Dana. 277 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,720 -Oh, thank you. -Just not sure it's gonna be at the studio. 278 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:47,266 You piece of shit. Look, you know l can do that job. 279 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,685 Just relax. l'm struggling with this decision, 280 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,603 but l think l'm not gonna take the job. 281 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:52,896 Whoopee! 282 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,691 But don't worry, Dana. l'm sure you'll be able 283 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,694 to grease the balls of the next guy in line and get yourself under him. 284 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,571 There is no next guy. 285 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,823 There's a next girl. 286 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,409 Amanda Daniels. Doesn't she hate you? 287 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,453 That should work out well for you and yours. 288 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,164 -Fuck me. -l'll second that. 289 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,958 l'm so happy, Ari. 290 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,335 You've made me very happy. l hope you're happy too. 291 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,754 -Do l look happy! -What's wrong? 292 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,756 Has so much come been squirted into those eyes 293 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,133 you can't see what's right in front of your face? 294 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:24,595 Amanda Daniels takes that job, Vince is fucked and l'm fucked. 295 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,054 Which means we're all fucked. 296 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,973 And we're fucked in the way you like to get fucked. 297 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,684 Not fucked in the way that normal people like to get fucked. 298 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,644 So what are you gonna do now? 299 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,688 l don't know what l'm gonna do. 300 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,857 Not a word to anyone, Lloyd. 301 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,572 This is not TV, Vince. 302 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,157 Oh, no? What is it? 303 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,909 lt's TV with Frank Darabont. 304 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,828 Know what, Josh? Sandbagging us like that was a real dick move. 305 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:52,706 l thought it would be more impactful if you heard it straight from Frank. 306 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,500 What the hell's so wrong with doing TV? 307 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,960 Nothing for David Hasselhoff or for you. 308 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,504 But for Vince, doing TV is ridiculous. 309 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,255 Yeah, but you doing Jamie-Lynn Sigler isn't? 310 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,175 -Oh, here we go. -You did Jamie-Lynn Sigler? 311 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,719 -Yeah, you believe it? -Not really. 312 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:06,845 Nobody does. 313 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,597 lt's been a pleasure as always, Josh. 314 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,015 Wait a minute. Just hold on a second. 315 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,350 At least read the script. 316 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,769 lt's Frank Darabont. He's a genius. 317 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,229 Vince, there's lots and lots of money in TV. 318 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:18,023 l don't want to get stuck playing the same character for the next five years. 319 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,025 -l want to do movies. -He's still a movie star, you know? 320 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,195 Lots of movie stars do TV. George Clooney did ER, for Christ sakes. 321 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,155 That was before he was George Clooney. 322 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,491 No one goes backwards 'cause you don't get back to movies. 323 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,493 You didn't see Leo in the Growing Pains reunion. 324 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:32,412 Well, maybe it's time for you to think about that part of your life being over. 325 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:35,582 Maybe you're not gonna be a movie star anymore. 326 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,961 Look, guys, l'm sorry. 327 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:42,005 l'm just telling you what nobody else in this town has the balls to. 328 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,800 Why don't you walk away, Josh? Walk away. 329 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,304 All right, man. Take it easy. 330 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,560 My car is over there. 331 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,857 No, no, Mr. Gold. No. 332 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:02,609 lt's okay. 333 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,320 Five minutes, Ari. Not a second more. 334 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,698 No need to be snippy, Amanda. l'm here for you, not me. 335 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:10,242 -Really? -Well, l'm here for us, really. 336 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,412 -l'd rather suck a rabid dog's dick. -Clever, but seriously. 337 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:16,373 Seriously, Ari, what about us would you like to talk about? 338 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:17,583 l'd like to bury the hatchet. 339 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,210 The animosity between the two of us has run its course. 340 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,171 Apology accepted. What else? 341 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,215 All business, it's admirable how you do it. 342 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,385 That's why l'm putting all my support behind you for the studio head job. 343 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,053 l don't need your support. 344 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,472 That may be true, but you're gonna need me to bow out of the race. 345 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,474 Ari, l have never needed 346 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,560 and will never need anything from you. 347 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,521 Amanda, it's very simple. You want this job, 348 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,440 l want Vince in Smokejumpers. 349 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,525 l don't think he's good enough. 350 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,112 -You did represent him at one point. -Yeah, and now l don't. 351 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,614 Bitterness is not very becoming. 352 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,324 Neither is groveling, and l'm not bitter. 353 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,451 But l'm not making deals with you. 354 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,369 Then unfortunately l'm gonna have to stand in your way. 355 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,622 lf you wanted this job you would have taken it. 356 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,374 But we both know you won't because you'll miss your little clients too much. 357 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,085 And we both know that you've already fucked all of yours. 358 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,087 So maybe you could move on to bigger and better. 359 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,797 Look, you're gonna have to find another way to bring 360 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,634 your once-upon-a-time-movie-star client back from the dead. 361 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,844 -Not bitter, huh? -Fuck you, Ari. 362 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,597 You can kiss your relationship with that studio goodbye. 363 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:16,433 No, no, you can kiss your motherfucking dream job goodbye. 364 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,560 'Cause you're right, l didn't want this job. 365 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,563 But now l'm gonna take it just to spite you. 366 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,651 Lloyd. Yeah, call John Ellis. 367 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:28,070 Tell him l'm gonna close this motherfucking deal. 368 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,616 Let's not let Josh Weinstein get us upset. 369 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,035 He didn't get me upset. Frank Darabont did. 370 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,663 An Academy Award nominee thinks l should do TV. 371 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,206 He didn't say he thinks you should do TV. 372 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,832 He said you'd be great for his TV show 373 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,001 if he can get you, which he can't. 374 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:45,003 -That's a good point. -Thanks, E. 375 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,547 l just wish l knew what Ari was doing. lf he takes the job, what? 376 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,508 We got to work with a guy like Josh Weinstein? 377 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:52,260 lfAri takes the studio job you got Smokejumpers. 378 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,763 And once you kill it in that, you'll be back and bigger than ever. 379 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,181 That's another good point, Turtle. 380 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,600 Yeah, thanks again. l feel extra smart today. 381 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,687 Yeah, well, maybe that's 'cause you unloaded a ton of bullshit earlier. 382 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,605 But there is a problem with the thought. 383 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:04,690 What's that? 384 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,317 What ifAri doesn't give you the gig? 385 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,528 -You think he wouldn't? -He's an agent. 386 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,029 Nothing would surprise me. 387 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,781 And when he goes from seller to buyer, 388 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,866 he's gonna start analyzing all sorts of new angles. 389 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,868 You're really making us all feel good today, huh? 390 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,912 Just keeping it real. 391 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,497 -Sorry, bro. -Call Ari. 392 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,124 l already left him like five messages. 393 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,418 We'll have to ambush him then. 394 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,805 -Ari. -John. 395 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:43,395 So you ready to become part of all this? 396 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,980 Oh, l'm ready. 397 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,152 (SOFT MUSlC PLAYlNG) 398 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,244 You look awful, Lloyd. 399 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,204 l feel awful, E. 400 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:04,416 -VlNCE: So it's official? -He's signing the papers now. 401 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,419 l'm sorry, Vince. l'm supposed to exude confidence to clients, 402 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:10,172 but l just can't. All l can do is shake and cry. 403 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,466 How about if l tell you something funny 404 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,260 -to cheer you up, Lloyd? -You can try. 405 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,096 Turtle got jerked off by Jamie-Lynn Sigler on the plane today. 406 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,890 (LAUGHS) Get the fuck out of here. 407 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,184 -Made you laugh. -ARl: Boys! 408 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,852 This is a surprise. 409 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,937 l guess this is congrats. 410 00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,815 -Wow, you sold me out. -Oh, go ahead and be mad. 411 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,151 But l've grown four new ulcers keeping your secret. 412 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,861 Come on in, guys. 413 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:36,364 Ahem. 414 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,742 l apologize for the disappearance. 415 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,911 lt's been a tough day of soul-searching for me though. 416 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,330 Been a tough day for Vince too. He got offered a TV show today. 417 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,791 Offered TV by who? Not by my people. 418 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,667 Frank Darabont. Josh Weinstein set it up. 419 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,294 Weinstein? Why are you guys talking to Weinstein? 420 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,463 He called. We couldn't find you so we took the meeting. 421 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,173 Wow, you guys really are melting down. 422 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,009 Yeah, maybe we are. So just tell us, as studio head, 423 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,594 are you gonna put me in Smokejumpers or not? 424 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,222 Did you ever think there was a possibility that l wouldn't? 425 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,015 l just want to get my life back on track. 426 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,976 l know that, Vinnie. But l didn't take the job. 427 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,646 -Double whoopee! -(LAUGHS) He's happy. 428 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,815 -You didn't take it? -No, l'm still your agent. 429 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:13,318 Are you guys happy or is the movie more important to you than me? 430 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,487 Of course we're happy. But what now? 431 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,155 -We're gonna be all right. -How? 432 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,990 -Things are coming. -What things? 433 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,909 Dana Gordon on one. 434 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,994 Put her through. 435 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,331 Dana Gordon! 436 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,500 Ari, l love you. 437 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,169 And l swear, l'll rub your cock like it's 1 990. 438 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,506 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Dana. You're on speaker. l got Vince and E here. 439 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,508 -Jesus Christ. -BOTH: Hi, Dana. 440 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,885 We all wanted to be in the room to celebrate together. 441 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,136 Celebrate what? 442 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,806 Boys, you are talking to the new head of the studio. 443 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,433 Madam President, what's your first order of business? 444 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,853 Smokejumpers, Vince. You're in. 445 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,188 -You're kidding me. -And she's gonna pay you your quote. 446 00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:53,024 -It's the second Iead. -You're gonna pay him his quote 447 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,902 or Vincent Chase is going to announce on TMZ 448 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:59,322 that the new head of the studio calls agencies and offers up handjobs. 449 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,907 All right, enough, Ari. 450 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:03,034 Vince, l will take good care of you. 451 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,536 -Thank you! -Thank you, Dana. 452 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:08,206 -l love you, Dana. -l love you too, Ari. For real this time. 453 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,542 -l'll call you later about that tug. -Goodbye. 454 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,793 -How the hell? -What happened? 455 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,920 l pulled off the old bait and switch. 456 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:15,547 They wanted your old friend Amanda, 457 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,049 and l gave them my old friend Dana. 458 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,801 Everybody wins. Boom! 459 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,469 Wow. That's impressive, Ari. 460 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,971 This is really big for you, Vinnie. Really big. 461 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,556 l want you to kill this movie. 462 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,600 -l'll do my best. -l know you will. 463 00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,435 -(LAUGHS) -All right! 464 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,020 -Can l come? -Of course you can. 465 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,480 (DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG) 466 00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,401 All right, to things being back on track. 467 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,695 -l hear that. -Hear, hear. 468 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,572 You know, Ari, now that things are back on track, 469 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,282 can we talk about my promotion? 470 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,492 You know what, Lloyd? l want to learn Chinese first 471 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,286 so l can give it to you in your native tongue. 472 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,330 -Ari. -Listen, we're here to celebrate Vince. 473 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,664 All right? Please, Lloyd. 474 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,791 Hey, cheers. 475 00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:54,252 -l don't believe it. -What? 476 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,589 Your girlfriend is here. 477 00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,799 Don't embarrass me. 478 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:00,967 How does he know Jamie? 479 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,053 Oh, he claims she jerked him on the plane today. 480 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,888 Oh, yeah, yeah. l'm sure she's got a fetish 481 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,265 for guys who are built like a South Park character. 482 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,767 (CHUCKLES) 483 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,602 Hey, Jamie. What's going... 484 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,520 That's for running around town telling everyone 485 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,190 l jerked you off, you fat little fuck. 486 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,236 Thanks a lot, Drama. 487 00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,617 Jamie-Lynn, wait, wait, wait. 488 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,702 Look, l'm sorry. 489 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,789 Turtle didn't do anything. lt was me. 490 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:33,083 l was busting his chops today about you 491 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:35,251 and l shot my mouth off in a restaurant. 492 00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,003 Well, he obviously told you. 493 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,797 No, l made it up. 494 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:40,632 Turtle didn't do anything. He's totally innocent. 495 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,676 That's nice of you to try and cover for your friend. 496 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,387 But the fact is l jerked him off and he told you. 497 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,973 l actually liked him and would have fucked him too 498 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,558 if he would have kept his mouth shut. 499 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:01,111 What happened? 500 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,655 Turtle, l am so sorry, man. 501 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,615 She actually liked you. 502 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,659 -Really? -No way. 503 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,160 -Sorry, Turtle. -Sorry, Turtle. 504 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,079 Well, at least order has been restored. 505 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,331 Everything's back to normal. 506 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,125 Baby bro is a movie star, 507 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:16,793 Ari is his agent 508 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:20,130 and Turtle is once again pussyless. 509 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,382 Glasses up. 510 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,010 Did she really say she liked me? 511 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:27,512 Oh, yeah. She would have fucked you too. 512 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,973 At least you got a nice jerk, huh? 513 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,601 (HlP-HOP MUSlC PLAYlNG)