1 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:08,591 (theme music playing) 2 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,832 Just explain this to me: Ugly guy walks into a bar, 3 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,543 and hotass Katherine Heigl wants to party with him? 4 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:28,337 - She was drunk! - She wasn't drunk yet, that's my point. 5 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,506 She was sober and she drinks with him 6 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:33,134 and then she goes home with him even though when she was sober 7 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:35,386 she could plainly see how ugly he was. 8 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:37,513 Jamie was sober when she met you, wasn't she? 9 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:40,892 - I'm cute, Drama. Ask anybody. - Turtle, funny guys get girls 10 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,935 and she went home with him 'cause Seth Rogen's funny. 11 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,146 He hadn't said anything yet to show he was funny. 12 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:46,981 He's so ugly she knew he had to be funny. 13 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:49,692 - How would she know that? - Because he was starring in the movie. 14 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:53,362 If he wasn't funny, there's no way someone that ugly could star in a movie. 15 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:56,032 You know, in some alternate universe that actually makes sense. 16 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,534 - Not to me it doesn't. - Why do you keep watching this movie 17 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:01,412 - if it bugs you so much? - His ugliness is oddly fascinating... 18 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:03,372 especially in Blu-ray. It pisses me off. 19 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,374 It pisses you off? I'm the one who's so good-looking 20 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,585 - I couldn't even get an audition. - Where do you want this? 21 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:09,712 - You can put it anywhere. - Hey, Sloan. 22 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,882 Wow, nice to have friends with flexible jobs, huh? 23 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:15,218 - AIl: Hey. - Hey, Sloan, would you bang Seth Rogen? 24 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,719 - Jesus. - I think he's funny, 25 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:18,346 but I don't think I could go through with it. 26 00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:20,264 - I told ya! - What about Turtle? 27 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:21,933 - Eric: Guys! - You think he's cute? 28 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,101 - Turtle, I think you're very cute. - What?! 29 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,729 - Thank you, Sloan. - You're welcome! 30 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:31,108 All right, two sets of keys, alarm code and garage opener. 31 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:33,736 - Great. - And Amy left this for you. 32 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,905 - A love note? - Feels like a photo. 33 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:39,075 - Ayup. - How do you find these friends? 34 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:42,036 I swear Vince brings it out in people. 35 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:45,122 - Tell her this was very thoughtful. - Very. 36 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:46,874 - Do you need a hand there? - Nope. 37 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,043 - (phone ringing) - Will you get that? 38 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:51,462 Yeah. 39 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:55,091 Ahem. (sexy voice) Hello, Eric Murphy's phone. 40 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,469 Hello? Hello? 41 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:00,137 - What happened? - They hung up. 42 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,806 Oh, probably a wrong number. 43 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:04,100 Orjust maybe one of your randoms. 44 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:06,686 (laughs) I gotta go back to work. 45 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,396 Both: See you later. 46 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:10,565 Hey, Vince, good luck with the premiere tonight. 47 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,400 - Thank you. - Not that you need it. 48 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:15,194 - I heard the reviews have been amazing. - So far so good. 49 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,321 Hey, Sloan, you want to come tonight? 50 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:20,616 - Turtle: Jeez, give less notice. - Drama: Seriously, E. 51 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:23,119 - Was I talking to you idiots? - Walk with me. 52 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:25,621 Mind your business. 53 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,002 - Vince: Guys! - E: So what's up? You don't want to go? 54 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:33,129 I just don't think we should be going on dates. 55 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:35,798 Don't think of it as a date. It'd be nice just to have you there. 56 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:38,467 - So we'll go as friends? - Yeah, we can go as buddies. 57 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:41,470 All right, I just bought a new dress. I had nowhere to wear it. 58 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,973 (exhales) I'll see you there, buddy. 59 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,485 - Lloyd? - Yes, Andrew? 60 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,487 - Are you okay? - I've eaten nothing 61 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,406 but one grape an hour for the last two days. 62 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,408 I will be a stealth and sleek agent in no time. 63 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,661 - How's the weight loss coming? - I've lost 16oz. 64 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:08,039 - Hang in there. - Mr. Klein. 65 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:10,416 - What's the good word? - You're gonna kill Lloyd 66 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,835 - and I have a proposition for you. - A wife swap tonight. 67 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,004 - How's the missus looking these days? - She's okay 68 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:17,006 but I'm talking about Lizzie Grant. 69 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:19,008 The junior agent with the great ass. 70 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:20,760 - She offering it up? - No, but she has 71 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:24,680 two big UTA show runners who are looking for a new agency. 72 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,682 Andrew, you're TV. I'm everything else. 73 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:29,018 Just sit down so they know they have the support 74 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,394 of the guy with the "S" on his chest. 75 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:32,438 - Five minutes, okay? - Done. 76 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:35,524 Let's talk about more important things... are you pumped for tonight? 77 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:38,361 This is not the new "90210" premiere. This is Scorsese. 78 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,363 I am pumped indeed! Oh, a little heads-up, 79 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:42,198 the wife's probably not going to come. 80 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:45,534 What? Why not? This is a couple's thing. My wife is very excited. 81 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:48,537 - As was I. - What's really going on with you? 82 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:52,041 - What if your wife doesn't like Marlo? - Of course she will! 83 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:54,710 No, Marlo's a little intimidated by this side of the hill. 84 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,879 She's still a Valley girl at heart. 85 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:58,839 Andrew, my man, lighten up. 86 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:00,716 My wife will love her, trust me. 87 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:03,552 And when we're together after this, we don't have to speak to them, 88 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,930 and we get to keep all our money. 89 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:07,098 - Okay? - Okay. 90 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,225 Okay, all right, I'll talk to her. 91 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:14,146 - Drama: You're just dumb dumb dumb. - Would you leave me alone? 92 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,607 The second you heard the "F" word come out of her mouth 93 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:19,068 - you should have told her to take a hike. - I want her there. 94 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:20,903 - As your friend? - Yes. 95 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:23,072 - Bullshit. - I'm with these guys. 96 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,741 - Why are you torturing yourself? - I'm not torturing myself. 97 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:28,869 I like being friends with her and I like being single. 98 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:31,122 Tonight you won't. Not now that you've got 99 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:33,082 a non-fucking friend on your arm. 100 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:36,210 - At least I've got someone on my arm. - Please, the day's still young. 101 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:38,129 Chase! Get one shot over here? 102 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,425 Hey, boys, good to see you. 103 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,719 - I will grab your suits. - Thanks, Kelly. 104 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:47,138 Looking good, Kel, looking real good! 105 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:49,181 - (E laughs) - What? 106 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,101 - You're creepy. - Are you kidding? She loves me. 107 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:55,646 You should have seen her eyes bulge when the tailor was measuring my inseam. 108 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:57,773 - Why don't you invite her? - Maybe. 109 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,984 Her or your hand... tough decision. 110 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:02,611 The tough part is I love being solo at premieres. 111 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,322 E, ditch the buddy. We'll scour for pussy together, 112 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,283 bring 'em back to your place. 113 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:09,368 Drama, I moved into this house so you and I 114 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,954 never have to bring girls back to the same place again. 115 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,081 - Your loss. - Turtle: Who would've thought 116 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:16,667 I'd be the only one guaranteed to have sex tonight? 117 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:19,128 I mean, already planned and with a name attached. 118 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,714 - I'm taking Sara. - Turtle: Oh, from Saturday? 119 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,674 Uh, no, sorry, Lisa from Friday. 120 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,426 - Since when? - Since just now. 121 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:28,971 I guess you really are the seventh wheel, Drama. 122 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:31,098 No, forget that. 123 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:35,102 Hey, Kelly, you want to go to my baby brother's premiere tonight? 124 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:38,689 - Scorsese's "Gatsby." - Uh, yeah. 125 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,858 - Yeah, okay. - Great. 126 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,026 - Great. - All right. 127 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:43,194 All right. 128 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:45,029 She loves me. 129 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:47,281 I'd better get some rubbers. 130 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:50,326 Seriously, Ari, why are you pushing me to have a date with this woman? 131 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:52,328 It's not a date. It's a mani-pedi. 132 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:55,206 I planned a very lovely welcome-to-the-agency dinner for them 133 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,124 when you hired Andrew and she canceled. 134 00:06:57,292 --> 00:07:00,669 Twice. Maybe Mrs. Klein doesn't want to be friends with me. 135 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,339 Andrew thinks that she's intimidated by you. 136 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:05,841 - Why would she be? - Because she's very insecure. 137 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:09,011 And, honey, look at you. I mean, you make confident people insecure. 138 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,013 - That is so sad. - I know it's sad, 139 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:12,890 but have pity on the poor woman. 140 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:15,726 - Why is this so important to you? - Because... 141 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:19,980 Andrew is on his way to becoming one of my biggest earners and I like him. 142 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,233 Wouldn't you like to have a nice couple we can hang with? 143 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,984 We hang with plenty of nice couples. 144 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,529 We hang with plenty of your friends and their husbands. 145 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,405 - You don't like them? - I hate them. 146 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:32,326 - Maybe you're the problem, Ari. - Why do I have to fight with you on this? 147 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:34,745 Having a couple I enjoy will benefit both you and me. 148 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:37,790 - Really? How so? - Imagine I could spend 149 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,126 the proper amount of time with you 150 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:43,254 in the most focused and best mood possible 151 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:46,382 without us pretending we have so much to say to each other. 152 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,136 - All right, fine. - Fine you'll do it? 153 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,971 - You'll call her? - Yes, I will call her. 154 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,098 That's so great, baby. I gotta go back to work. 155 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:58,018 - You need some cash? - I am not a hooker. 156 00:07:58,186 --> 00:07:59,687 Oh, but what a good one you would be. 157 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:01,689 I love you. 158 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,193 Fun lunch, darling. 159 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:08,696 - You have less to eat. - E: I just moved in. 160 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:11,448 - (toilet flushes) - I've been with you tools all day long. 161 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:15,161 Us tools will be out of your way now that my work here is done. 162 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,788 - Did you really need to use my bathroom? - I really did. 163 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,791 - I haven't even used it yet. - Don't be such a priss. 164 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:23,961 - Hello! - Turtle: Whoa, I like your neighbors. 165 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:26,088 - Hey, Ashley. - Drama: That's no neighbor. 166 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,716 That's that girl from that party on Beechwood last week... 167 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,759 blue dress, 34B rack. 168 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:33,012 - How do you know that? - Good eyes. 169 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,097 - Don't stare, Johnny. - E: So what's happening? 170 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,224 I told you I was bringing you a housewarming gift. 171 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:38,809 That's right... 3:00. 172 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,728 - Oh, I can come back. - Oh no no no. 173 00:08:40,896 --> 00:08:43,939 Oh, okay. Hi guys. 174 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:45,107 - Hi there. - Hello. 175 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,567 Guys, this is Ashley. 176 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:48,611 All: Hi. 177 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:52,323 Um, so here. It's just a plant. 178 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:56,076 Oh, that's... that's great. Thanks. 179 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:58,495 Well, you obviously have your friends here, 180 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,789 - so I'll get out of your way. - No no, please, hang out. 181 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,791 No, I gotta get back to work anyway, really. 182 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,835 But, listen, any chance that you came across that bracelet 183 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,670 while you were unpacking? 184 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,839 You know what? I looked for it, I couldn't find it. 185 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,549 - I'm sorry. - Damn. 186 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,552 Will you guys please look at your house? It's really important to me. 187 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,346 - We will search high and low. - Thanks. 188 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,642 Um, so, Eric, do you have plans tonight? 189 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:22,686 Uh, yeah, it's actually Vince's big premiere tonight. 190 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:25,314 Oh, right right! That should be great. 191 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,816 - It should be. - Yeah. 192 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:31,153 - (clears throat) - Okay... 193 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,072 Well, look, you know, I'll call you. 194 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,616 I'll call you later and if your bracelet turns up, 195 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,368 - I'll let you know, okay? - Oh, okay. 196 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:39,036 Okay, well, bye. 197 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,497 - Okay. - See you later. 198 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:43,290 - See you. - Ahem. 199 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,501 - Bye. - Bye-bye! 200 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,836 - See you. - Bye. 201 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:51,006 God, E, are you awkward! 202 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:54,009 - (laughing) - I totally forgot she was coming. 203 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:57,513 Never in my life did I think I'd ever see you kick a little cutie out the door like that. 204 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,848 - I didn't kick her out. - She was begging for a ticket. 205 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,184 And a ride on the Tiny E Express. 206 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,895 - Why didn't you give her a ticket? - Do we even have any left? 207 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,855 We got plenty. You want me to grab her? She's cute. 208 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,649 - No, I don't want her there. - Why not? 209 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:09,858 Because I don't want her to get the wrong ideas. 210 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,444 - What ideas? - Like that you love Sloan? 211 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,612 (laughter) 212 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,323 No, ideas like I don't want her to be my girlfriend, which I don't! 213 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:18,742 Because I don't want anybody to be my girlfriend. 214 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:21,036 - You really like being single? - Yes! 215 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,914 Mr. Relationship's going to stick to that statement? 216 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:26,709 Aw, come on. For the first time in his life he's enjoying playing the field. 217 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,128 - He's entitled. - He is, and if he were normal 218 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,130 I'd buy it, but he's not, so I don't. 219 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,841 Yeah, me either. Sloan tells him she wants to get back together 220 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,968 and the field is shut down! 221 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,886 She won't, so I guess you'll never know. 222 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,556 Yeah, but if she did, would you want to get back together? 223 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,725 She just wants to be friends, so what's the difference? 224 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,561 Why did she push you to get your own place if she just wants to be friends? 225 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:48,564 - Because she's thoughtful. - I think she's sending mixed signals. 226 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:51,567 Which isn't good for a fragile sensitive mind like E's. 227 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:54,069 Yeah, and she did try and get him drunk the other night. 228 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,405 So what? What's the big deal? Nothing happened. 229 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,742 - Turtle: Maybe she wanted it to. - She's testing you, E. 230 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,202 - And you're failing miserably. - Others: Mm-hmm. 231 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,913 - Don't you guys have to get ready? - Takes me two minutes. 232 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,665 All right, all right, come on. 233 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,959 - Let's go. - All right, I'll see you guys later. 234 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,128 - Peace. - Look, if you're really done with that, 235 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,629 do you mind if I gobble it up? 236 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,131 - (Turtle groans) - A: You're disgusting. 237 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,592 B: You're old enough to be her grandfather. 238 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,386 - Turtle: Great grandfather. - I'll see you guys later. 239 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:23,390 Wake up, Toto. You're not in Kansas anymore. 240 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:26,143 - Jesus, Ari, you startled me. - You look half dead. 241 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,937 - I'm at lunch. - Starving yourself 242 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,357 isn't going to help you make it to the finish line. 243 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,818 - How else can I lose 15 lbs? - Exercise. 244 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,820 I'm only willing to power walk 245 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,239 - and who has the time? - (phone ringing) 246 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:44,411 Ari Gold's office. Oh, Mrs. Gold, hi. 247 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:47,331 I'm okay. Weak, but surviving. 248 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,792 - Just a second. - How'd it go, baby? 249 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,752 - I hate that bitch. - What? 250 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,797 She's abrasive, obnoxious. She is nasty. 251 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,800 Andrew Klein's ready and heading to the conference room. 252 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:01,512 - I can't believe it. - Well, don't... because it's a joke! 253 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,180 - (ladies laughing) - What? 254 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:06,266 - We love each other, Ari. - Say hi. That's Marlo. 255 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:09,103 - Oh, we got the same color nails. - I love it! 256 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:12,022 - We're going to have such a good time tonight. - I can't wait. 257 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,983 Listen, make sure that you feisty gals start boozing early. 258 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,361 - We're way ahead of you on that. - Yeah! 259 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,154 Ready, here we go. Here we go. 260 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,157 - Mmm. - It's your lucky day. 261 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,576 - Lloyd: How so? - I'm only gonna make you lose 10 lbs. 262 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,161 (drums) 263 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,082 Man: Thanks, truly, thank you. He's getting there. 264 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,000 Gentlemen, trust me when I say you don't want 265 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,670 to be sitting anywhere other than where you're sitting right now. 266 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,505 You guys are the best in the business at what you do. 267 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,424 We're the best in the business at what we do. 268 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,759 Of course Ari and I will be there 200% of the time, 269 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,887 but there's little doubt that Lizzie can handle everything you need. 270 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,848 Ari, you got anything else you want to add? 271 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,350 Just that your script is fantastic, you are stars 272 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,936 and we would love for you to be a part of this agency. 273 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,565 - Okay. - That's a quick sell if I ever heard one. 274 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,191 Listen, you'll have to excuse my abruptness, 275 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,402 but this is a win-win situation, and I don't want 276 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:02,072 - to waste your time with small talk. - That's what I'm here for. 277 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,241 We enjoyed it. Especially everything Lizzie said. 278 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,827 Ahh, she's a smart one, this girl. 279 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:11,540 Would you gentlemen be interested in tickets to Scorsese's "Gatsby" tonight? 280 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,333 I can introduce you to Vinnie Chase 281 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,711 for when you want to make that jump into features. 282 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,713 - Both: Yeah. - That'd be great. 283 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:21,550 All right, yeah. 'Cause there's nothing like celebrating a client's success 284 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:25,387 with a good friend like Andrew and our beautiful wives. 285 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,433 So what do you say we continue this conversation tonight? 286 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,518 - Yeah, we'd love to. - Yeah. 287 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:34,396 Okay, great. You guys are going to have a fantastic time. 288 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,357 - I'll just show them out. - Cool, great, perfect. 289 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,403 - What? - Are you out of your mind? 290 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,114 - What do you mean? - Please tell me you're not fucking her. 291 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:47,075 What?! Ari, what... no! 292 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,286 My wife is out right now buttering up your wife 293 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,580 - so we can live happily ever after. - Why? 294 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,790 - Because I asked her to! - You shouldn't have done that. 295 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,752 Andrew, you have been given a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity 296 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,296 to take your lifestyle and your career to the next level. 297 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,173 You throw it away on some 22-year-old, 298 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,508 you're gonna be left with nothing but herpes. 299 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,343 - She's 26. - Oh, Jesus Christ! 300 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,802 Get it together... quickly. 301 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,390 20 lbs, Lloyd! 302 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,478 - (rap music playing) - (laughter) 303 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:17,606 Would you leave me alone? 304 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,942 - Tell them to leave me alone! - Leave him alone, Drama! 305 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,110 I'm just saying this is your coming-out party. 306 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,780 This is the first time you're really gonna be photographed together 307 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:28,951 - and you're wearing sneakers! - I think he looks cool and handsome. 308 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:32,329 I think he looks bloated! I begged him to see my colonic guy. 309 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:35,499 Unlike you, I don't like guys sticking stuff up my ass. 310 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,834 Oh, this is gonna be a great night! 311 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,753 - Turtle: Totally. - I'm sorry, but, E, 312 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:43,131 if I knew you didn't have a date, I could have totally found a friend for you. 313 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,341 Or you could have went with him. 314 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:47,427 I'm sure you would've enjoyed it more than your current date. 315 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:51,348 - I can be both their dates. - Sorry, Kel. Johnny don't roll like that. 316 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,684 I say the more the merrier. 317 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,811 (Vince laughs) 318 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,772 Yeah, thanks anyway, Kel. I'm meeting somebody there. 319 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,316 - A friend. - Vince: Awww, E! 320 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:04,486 - He's not gay, is he? - Uh, no. 321 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,822 All right, here we are. Let's do this! 322 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,949 - Yeah, baby! - (cheering) 323 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:18,000 (pop song playing) 324 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:32,139 Man: Vince, Vince! 325 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,349 Can we ask you some questions? 326 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,728 Yo yo yo! Johnny Chase! 327 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,731 Johnny, are you alone tonight, Johnny? 328 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:44,693 Well, if having basically a world-class fashion model on your arm 329 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,862 is considered being alone, then yeah. 330 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:50,198 - What's your name? - Kelly. What's yours? 331 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,868 All right, come on. Over here. 332 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:55,370 I'll meet you inside. I just want to find the Kleins. 333 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:58,498 You're being a little obsessive, baby. You might want to tone it down a bit. 334 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,667 Okay, freak. I thought you wanted us to be friends. 335 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,711 Friends, not Siamese ass-buddies. 336 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:06,173 Look, she already flaked on you once. I just don't want you to get hurt. 337 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:09,426 Actually Marlo told me that it was Andrew that insisted on canceling 338 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:12,346 so maybe you should be careful. Sweetie, I'll meet you inside. 339 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,056 Okay, all right. 340 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,725 I can't wait to see it. I am so excited. 341 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,728 Turtle here slipped me some dailies and they were unbelievable. 342 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,230 - Jamie! - I'm just kidding. 343 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,691 - I'm just kidding, Marty. - Who's Turtle? 344 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,903 - Uh, he's my boyfriend. - How you doing? 345 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:31,239 - Just Turtle? - Yeah, like Madonna. 346 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,284 I let her call me Sal, but only her. 347 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,411 That's sweet. 348 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:39,247 (cheering) 349 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,134 Thank you, Gordon. Thank you so much. 350 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,303 Thanks for coming, guys. Enjoy the movie. 351 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,058 - Wow. - Hello. 352 00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,810 - You look amazing. - Thank you. 353 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,645 - You look great. - Thank you. 354 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,314 - We still get to sit next to each other? - I suppose. 355 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,441 Can we do that? Thank you very much. 356 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,653 I am so proud of this movie, but mostly just thankful to Marty. 357 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,571 - Vinnie! - Oh, look, it's my agent! 358 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,782 Hey, I'll talk to you later, man. All right. 359 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,742 - Thanks, man. - Nice of you to join us. 360 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,328 I am here and I am all about you. 361 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,288 So you ready? 362 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,832 - I am. - Okay, then, 363 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,668 let's go reintroduce you to the world. 364 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:38,306 (big band music playing) 365 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,271 - Genius genius genius. - Turtle: Yes. 366 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,106 And I'm not ashamed to admit it: 367 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,358 I'm proud to have a baby brother to look up to. 368 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,153 - Aw, thank you, Johnny. - I cannot walk three feet in this place 369 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,698 without being accosted by someone who wants a piece of the new Vinnie Chase! 370 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:57,367 (groan of relief) You guys, thanks for coming. 371 00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,537 - It means a lot to me, really. - Wouldn't miss it for the world, Vin. 372 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,706 Excuse me, everybody. 373 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,793 - It means a lot that you're here too. - Oh, thank you. 374 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:09,212 - Can I get anyone another drink? - All: Good, I'm good. 375 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,965 I'm gonna come with you. Are you sure you don't want anything? 376 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,050 - Naw, we're good, thanks. - No, thank you. 377 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:17,387 - They're really cute together. - Baby, they're not together. 378 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,599 They are so. It doesn't matter what they say, they are fully in love. 379 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,643 - Kinda like how we started? - We were in lust. 380 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:27,063 - I'll take it. - She said "were," past tense. 381 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,484 We were in lust. We are in love. 382 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,236 - Awwww. - What a country. 383 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,324 Thank you. 384 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:38,867 - Hello. - What can I get for you? 385 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,578 I would like a glass of merlot and he will have... 386 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,247 a Belvedere on the rocks with two limes. 387 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,875 - You think you know me so well, huh? - Don't I? 388 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,710 Eric? 389 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,004 Ashley! Hey, hi. 390 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,839 Hi! So I made it after all. 391 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:55,509 Yeah, I see that. This is Sloan. 392 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,761 Hi. 393 00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:59,179 Yeah, um... 394 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,223 lucky me had a friend at C.A.A. 395 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,391 Who had an extra ticket so that's why I'm here. 396 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,268 - That's great, that's great. - Yeah. 397 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:08,730 - (clears throat) - E, I'm gonna go back to the table. 398 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,525 - Okay. - Okay. See you. 399 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,280 - "E"? - Uh, yeah, it's what my friends call me. 400 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,032 - So she's a friend? - Yeah. 401 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:23,286 - Are you here together? - Yes, as friends. 402 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,746 Oh. 403 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:28,166 And technically I'm still working. 404 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:31,670 - I-I understand. - So I should probably get back to Vince. 405 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,631 - Oh, okay. - But I'll call you later. 406 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,383 - Okay. - Okay. 407 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,468 - I'll see ya. - I'll see ya. 408 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,304 There was no way that I was giving up my seat 409 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:44,266 for this woman's "manicure emergency." 410 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,768 And she was spewing venom and then Marlo... 411 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:50,730 I marched right over, I dump her purse out and I smashed her Gucci sunglasses. 412 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,149 Hilarious. I wouldn't want to be on your bad side. 413 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,610 Oh no, the entire salon erupts in applause. 414 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:58,071 - This woman was such a nightmare. - Horrible! 415 00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,282 I'm glad you guys had fun. 416 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,951 Would you guys excuse me for a second? 417 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,581 What is with him? Such a wet rag! 418 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,625 Oh, Ari! How would you feel about the four of us, 419 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,669 Cabo for New Year's Eve? 420 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:16,631 Fuck New Year's Eve. It's overrated, overpriced. I'm gonna be right back. 421 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:19,301 - Well, they suck. Mm-hmm. - They do. 422 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,310 - You look lost. - Hey, where is everybody? 423 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,520 - Off with their girls. - Ahh. 424 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:33,523 - Are you all right? - I've been better. 425 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:36,151 - Not going well with Sloan? - I don't even know where she is. 426 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,153 - And Ashley's here. - Ashley? 427 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,989 - Yeah, she showed up. - Wow, she likes you. 428 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:44,367 - Seems like it. - But you still love Sloan. 429 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,661 I'm a mess. 430 00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:49,414 - Tell her. - I don't know where she is. 431 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,042 I do. 432 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,054 - Hey. - Oh, hey. 433 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,056 E, this is Gregg; Gregg, E. 434 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,223 - Hey. - Hey. 435 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,309 You mind if I steal her for a minute? 436 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,354 - Do you mind? - I will be right back. 437 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,733 - Who's that jerkoff? - That's my cousin. 438 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,568 - Really? - Yeah. 439 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,195 Oh, sorry. 440 00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:24,282 So who was the child with the bad attitude? 441 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,118 - It's nobody. - How old is she? 442 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,537 - She's 24. I'm sorry about that. - It's okay. 443 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:32,165 - No, that was rude. - It was rude. 444 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,878 Sloan, look, I didn't want you to come here tonight as my friend. 445 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:39,422 - I miss you. - Oh, Eric, don't. 446 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,758 I know I screwed up. I was a shitty boyfriend. 447 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:45,095 You used me as storage. I mean, you moved in for a week 448 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,555 - and then left. - I know that was all my fault. 449 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,474 But things are different now. 450 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,643 I finally moved into a place... a place that you found for me. 451 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:55,397 Eric, you moved in this morning. I can't just jump back in. 452 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:59,025 But I don't know if I can be just friends with you. 453 00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:01,361 Well, then for now... 454 00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,738 let's not be. 455 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,956 (sighs) 456 00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:19,921 - What are you doing? - Ari. 457 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,590 - Andrew: Look, I'm sorry. - How long has this been going on? 458 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:25,093 I don't know, it wasn't then it was. It just happened. 459 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,803 - Jesus. - Don't judge me. 460 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:30,724 Don't judge you? I gave you everything and this is how you repay me? 461 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,935 - This is not about you. - In so many fucking ways it is. 462 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:37,647 I know you didn't have the temptation at your last job like I put in front of you, 463 00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:40,275 but at the end of the day, she's just another young girl 464 00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:42,986 who's trying to make a name for herself and you're just another old fuck 465 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,989 who's going to have to take a pill to keep up with her. 466 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:49,534 - It has to end! - What is wrong with you two? 467 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,412 I thought the whole purpose of this was to spend time together. 468 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,039 So let's get your asses 469 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,623 - out on the dance floor! - Let's go! 470 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,333 Come on! 471 00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:00,420 - (laughing) - You guys see what I'm saying, right? 472 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:03,798 Yes, we can all see that you're obsessed with Seth Rogen. 473 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,342 - Vince: Seriously. - I just want answers. 474 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,595 - Would you bang him? - I said no! 475 00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:12,432 - Huh-uh. - Kelly, why aren't you answering? 476 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:15,268 'Cause I kinda did bang Seth Rogen. 477 00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:17,479 - (all groan) - What?! 478 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:20,190 - Oh good Lord. - (phone ringing) 479 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,776 - Oop, it's Ashley. - Sassy Ashley. 480 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:25,361 - Pick it up! - Give the guy a minute to be sad. 481 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,906 - He had the whole ride over here. - Answer it. 482 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,699 You might want to save her for later. 483 00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:32,368 (rings) 484 00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,871 - Hello. - Eric, hi. 485 00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,664 I've been feeling awful. 486 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:39,334 I'm sorry I just ambushed you at the party 487 00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:42,837 and was rude. Just, I was nervous and drunk 488 00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,715 - and, you know, it's no excuse. - That's okay. 489 00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:48,551 Mmm, look what I found! 490 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:51,054 - You forgive me? - Yeah. 491 00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:53,473 - Good. - And I just found your bracelet. 492 00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,767 Oh my God, are you serious? 493 00:23:57,186 --> 00:24:00,105 You want to bring it over? 494 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,524 Yeah, okay. 495 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,567 Well, I'll see you soon. 496 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,656 (sighs) 497 00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:11,908 I'm gonna bring it to her. 498 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:13,701 - Good. - Way to bounce back. 499 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,537 Very impressive. 500 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,872 You think it'd be weird if I thought about Sloan? 501 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,499 - Yes. - Hell yeah. 502 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,251 - Yes! - Do what you gotta do. 503 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,836 - Yes! - Naw! 504 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:24,921 I think about her all the time when I'm doing it. 505 00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:28,174 - Not with me you won't! - No, unfortunately, 506 00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:30,218 I'll be thinking about you and "Superbad." 507 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:32,262 Get over it. I was really drunk. 508 00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,806 - Okay. - (laughter) 509 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,891 - You guys have a good night. - Night! 510 00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:38,518 - Have a good time. - You stud! 511 00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:40,061 Go get 'em, tiger! 512 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:45,191 - (laughing) - (phone beeps) 513 00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:55,034 (pop song playing) 514 00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:21,037 (music ends)