1 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:08,591 (theme music playing) 2 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:24,167 Ashley: Hey, should I sleep over tonight? 3 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,878 - If you want to. - Well, do you want me to? 4 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:29,005 I want you to if you want to. 5 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:33,384 Wow, this looks amazing. 6 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:35,261 It's my specialty. 7 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,346 I only grill for very special people. 8 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,390 - I appreciate that. - (laughs) 9 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:42,894 You know, I don't think I'm gonna sleep over tonight. 10 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:45,855 - That's cool. - I mean I slept here every night this week. 11 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:48,024 Look, I totally understand. 12 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:50,359 And it doesn't sound like you want me to. 13 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,236 I want you to. I mean, if you want to. 14 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:54,197 But if you don't, that's totally cool. 15 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:55,698 I want to. 16 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:58,242 - Then I want you to. - Well, good. 17 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:00,244 - (phone ringing) - I'll get it. 18 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:03,331 - No, let's eat. I'll call back. - I got it. 19 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,585 It... it's Sloan. 20 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:10,254 - Huh? - Your caller I.D. Says it's Sloan. 21 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,256 Oh. 22 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:15,635 - I'm assuming there's only one Sloan. - Yeah. 23 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,762 - Should you answer it? - No. 24 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:21,265 - What, should I? - No. 25 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,436 So what do you think she wanted? 26 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:27,438 I have no idea. 27 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:30,399 (phone ringing) 28 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:34,111 Please get it. 29 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:36,906 - No. - Don't you want to know what she wants? 30 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,325 - I don't care what she wants. - What if something's wrong? 31 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,077 You should answer it. Please. 32 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,790 - Hello? - Hey, Eric, it's Sloan. 33 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,625 - Hey. - Is this a bad time? 34 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,794 - No. - Okay. 35 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:53,005 I just wanted to let you know 36 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,800 the golf charity thing you guys are playing in tomorrow, 37 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:58,219 - I'm co-chairing the event. - Oh. 38 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:00,930 - I didn't know if you knew that or not. - Uh, did not. 39 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:03,766 Well, I wanted you to so it's not awkward 40 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,769 - between us when we see each other. - That's cool. 41 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:11,315 So hopefully this awkwardness ended the awkwardness. 42 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:13,734 - Okay. - Okay. 43 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:16,737 - Good talk. - Okay. 44 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,781 - Bye. - Bye. 45 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:21,617 So what did she want? 46 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:23,953 I don't know. 47 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:28,165 - Why did you say that? - I don't know. 48 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:31,168 Should have just told her "I'm seeing my ex today, no big deal." 49 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,629 - Yeah. - You've been with this girl a month. 50 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,923 - She's already got you living in fear? - I don't know. 51 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,633 Poor E. You're such a mess. 52 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:40,094 - Speaking of messes. - Jesus. 53 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:43,097 - Vince: Yo, what up, Ari? - Hey. Hey, you good? Everyone good? 54 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:44,974 - Yeah, we're good. Are you good? - Yeah. 55 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:47,226 - You don't look good. - In fact, you look awful. 56 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,145 Yeah, I didn't get any sleep last night. 57 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:50,813 The wife made me sleep on the couch. 58 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:53,107 - First time in 15 years. - Why, what'd you do? 59 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:54,942 I suppose I lied to her. 60 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,361 Everybody seems to be doing that these days. 61 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:58,905 I just can't understand it. 62 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,157 Me and my girl, we always tell each other the truth 63 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:03,951 - and we have no problems. - Yeah, Turtle, you have no problems. 64 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:06,996 Sorry. So sorry I'm late. I could not find this place. 65 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:09,707 Hello, all. Sharp shirt, Johnny Drama. 66 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:12,460 - (all laughing) - I'll be hitting the pro shop. 67 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,712 What are you doing in civilian clothing anyway, Lloyd? 68 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,256 - I have him caddying today. - Very nice, Ari. 69 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,926 I'm building his self-esteem. Go stand in the corner. 70 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,553 Right there, chop chop. 71 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,641 Incoming, 3:00. 72 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:31,187 - Hey, guys. Hey. - Eric: Hey. 73 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:33,981 Listen, sorry if I was a little weird on the phone last night. 74 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:35,608 Oh, it's not a big deal. 75 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,860 I'm sorry for... everything. 76 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:41,572 - You guys, thank you so much for coming. - Of course. 77 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,408 I see you're enjoying the wonderful breakfast. 78 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:46,035 I have your pairings here. 79 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,162 I hope you're not bummed. This was difficult. 80 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:50,706 - I put Vince and Johnny together. - Why wouldn't you? 81 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:53,000 With Tom Brady and Mark Wahlberg. 82 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:56,712 Gee, who's the ugliest person in that foursome? Think fast. 83 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,923 Ari, Jeffrey Tambor called 10 times 84 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:01,092 to make sure I paired you with him and his sons. 85 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,886 He said he cleared it with you. You'd be thrilled. 86 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:07,473 Well, it's for charity. So I'll see you guys out there. 87 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,475 - Let's go shopping, Vince. - Let's do it. 88 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:10,851 - See you guys later. - Bye. 89 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,229 Grab Jeffrey and his kids' stuff pronto. 90 00:05:13,397 --> 00:05:15,731 - Hey, Ari. - Hey, Jeff. 91 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:19,402 Ari, come on, you tell my boys how good my game has gotten. 92 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,821 Are you kidding me? His game is great. 93 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,572 That would be great. 94 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:26,075 - So what about me? Who am I with? - Who are we with? 95 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:28,577 Actually, somebody requested to play with you also. 96 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:32,206 Really? Is it Strahan or Gretzky? 'Cause I saw them walk by earlier. 97 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:34,125 It's not, Turtle. I'm sorry. 98 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,752 Murray Berenson. 99 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,588 Who the fuck is that? 100 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,553 This is a celebrity tournament and I don't get to play with a celebrity? 101 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:47,972 - What's up with that? - I wrote a $5,000 donation check, Turtle. 102 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:50,057 - You didn't, so stop complaining. - Still don't make me feel good 103 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,059 to know I'm playing with you and some other nobody. 104 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,978 Murray Berenson is far from a nobody. 105 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:55,563 He practically invented the management business. 106 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:57,189 Why do you think he wants to play with you? 107 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,191 - Good question. - I tried to get Berenson 108 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,610 to sign me like nine times in the '90s. 109 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,320 At least we know he has great taste. 110 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:06,323 - Yo, Gatsby and the funky bunch. - Eric: What's up, Mark? 111 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,951 - What's up, boys? You guys know Tom. - Hey, Tom, how are you? 112 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,661 - Hey, Vince, how are you? - Good. This is E. 113 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:12,455 - Nice to meet you. - My brother Johnny. 114 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,123 - Hey, Tom, how you doing? - Turtle. 115 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,709 - Turtle. - Hey. 116 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:17,960 All right. 117 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,504 Okay. 118 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:22,590 Shall we? 119 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:25,134 We shall. Later, B-squad. 120 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:27,511 - See you later. - I'm driving. 121 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:30,097 What was that? 122 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:31,557 What was what? 123 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,392 You were a little rude to Brady, no? 124 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,561 Unlike you guys, I don't sleep with the enemy. 125 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:38,064 - Notice the head covers? - What are you, five? 126 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:41,150 - I am what I am. - Is that Eric Murphy? 127 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,152 - Hey. - Murray Berenson. 128 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,862 Yeah, of course. How are you? 129 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,363 Just came from my cardiologist 130 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,157 and all four valves are working. 131 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,367 If he'd just marry my ex, or if anyone would, 132 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,036 I'd be utopic. 133 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:54,705 - Is that a word, utopic? - I don't know. 134 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,832 I'll check. If it's not, I'll trademark it. 135 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,667 - Cool. - So come ride with me, kid. 136 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,920 - Oh, I got my friend. - He'll follow. Come on. 137 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,755 Go, I'm good. 138 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:06,342 It's wonderful this tournament came when it did. 139 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:07,802 Oh, yeah? Why's that? 140 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,387 I just heard that you closed down your little shop. 141 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,515 - Yeah, I did. - And I wanted to talk to you 142 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,683 about coming to work at my big shop. 143 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:19,897 So, fellas, I'm thinking maybe we should make this a little interesting, huh? 144 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,691 - Really? At a charity event? - Look, if you boys aren't up for it... 145 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:25,027 No, we're up for it. But is this gonna be like the old days 146 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:28,072 where you try to pay me back in personal training sessions and shit? 147 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,449 I'm on a hit series now, Mark. Green money. 148 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,368 - Oooh. Vince? - Hey, I'm easy. 149 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:35,037 - Okay, what's your handicap? - I don't play golf much. 150 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:37,373 - What do you think it is, Johnny? - Plus 50 maybe. 151 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,375 - Is that good? - Tom: I'm a three. 152 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:41,043 I guess not. 153 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,920 So what are you playing to now, Marky? 154 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:45,381 I'm up there, but I'll play you at a five all day. 155 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:47,508 - Wow. - You? 156 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:50,094 - Call me a 15. - Oh, Drama, you sandbagging bitch. 157 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:52,596 I'm working all the time. I don't get out there much. 158 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,348 What, Mark and I are unemployed? 159 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:56,225 This guy's had 12 surgeries in six months. 160 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,394 He just got out of bed for the first time today. 161 00:07:58,562 --> 00:07:59,979 What, you guys don't believe me? 162 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,897 No no no, Ripley. We believe you, okay? 163 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,691 - 15's not bad. - It's not good. 164 00:08:03,859 --> 00:08:05,734 You want me to play to a 10, I'll play to a 10. 165 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,653 No, listen, if you're a 15, play to a 15. 166 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:10,239 Vince, we'll give you three strokes a hole. How's that sound? 167 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,116 - Okay. - All right, game on. 168 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,702 - $1,000 a hole. - Whoa! Okay. 169 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:16,662 - We got the tee box. - Take it. 170 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:20,082 - What did you say this guy does anyway? - I have no fucking idea. 171 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:23,752 I'm on a series, Tom. The same network as the Super Bowl. 172 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,589 You ever hear of TiVo? Game on. 173 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:28,841 No mercy, Vince. 174 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:38,434 - Motherfucker! God damn it! - (laughing) 175 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:42,146 - Hey, take a mulligan. - Really? 176 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:45,441 Drama, after that shot, take two. 177 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,780 What are you doing? 178 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,699 Who are you to judge me, agent scum? 179 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,242 This is for charity. 180 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,536 This is for my kids who I'm trying to impress. 181 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,622 - Is that okay with you? - Yeah, it's okay. 182 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,415 Oh, good. 183 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,126 Boy: Dad, can we get the fuck out of here already? 184 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,170 Yeah, Dad, it's so fucking hot. 185 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,756 - It's so fucking boring. - Hey hey hey! 186 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:10,674 This is a family day. 187 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:13,010 Now shut the fuck up and hit the ball. 188 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:15,262 I like the Tambor family. 189 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:18,057 - Shut the fuck up, Lloyd. - (phone ringing) 190 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:23,145 - Hey, honey. - Whose car is this in the driveway? 191 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,647 It's yours, baby. You like? 192 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:27,149 You're feeling really guilty, aren't you? 193 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:30,611 No, I'm really not. I just want you to know that I love you. 194 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:33,864 - You said you did nothing wrong. - And I maintain that position. 195 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:36,825 And yet you buy me a Maserati when you've been telling me over and over 196 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:40,079 - that we're trying to cut back? - We are cutting back, baby. 197 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,956 Your lease is up and I just want to see 198 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,791 how hot you're gonna look in that sexy beast. 199 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:45,376 Why don't you just say you're sorry? 200 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:49,380 Because another man's affair is not my business. 201 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,382 And it is not my business to tell you. 202 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:53,509 So I can't say I'm sorry. 203 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:55,469 I thought we told each other everything. 204 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:58,180 - We do. - Except this. 205 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,641 - Baby. - Sick car, Mom. 206 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,726 Come on, get out. It's not mine. 207 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:08,774 When did you meet Tom Brady? 208 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,318 It was years ago at a charity event. 209 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,320 And he couldn't have been nicer. 210 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,322 Whatever. I don't get the guy's whole appeal. 211 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,491 I didn't even think he was that good-looking and I was 212 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,868 - standing right next to him. - Oh my God, you are such a hater. 213 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,204 No, I'm such a New Yorker. And I betrayed 214 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:25,374 my New York trust by not telling him exactly what I wanted to tell him. 215 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,167 And what was it you wanted to tell him? 216 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:30,379 - That he sucks balls. - Ha, Turtle, he doesn't. 217 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:33,215 - What do you know? - I'm a football fan. 218 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:34,883 Yeah, I thought a Giants fan. 219 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,094 And if you really were you'd know it's the obligation 220 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:41,098 of every true blue Giants fan that if you see Tom Brady you tell him he sucks balls. 221 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,475 Turtle, do not tell Tom Brady that he sucks balls. 222 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,686 Actually, Jamie, you know what I'm gonna do? 223 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:48,439 Since you didn't, I'm gonna tell him he sucks balls twice. 224 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:51,442 One's from me and one's from you. 225 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,736 - Turtle, don't you dare. - Love you, babe. Bye. 226 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,447 Turtle! Idiot. 227 00:10:58,450 --> 00:10:59,908 Where's he going? 228 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,202 Yo, Turtle. 229 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,413 I have no idea. 230 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,665 Anyway, where was I? 231 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:10,836 You were saying that you started out just like me. 232 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,589 Right, all I had was one big client. 233 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,758 George Lazenby. He was Bond. 234 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,092 The baddest Bond. 235 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,261 He told Cubby Broccoli to go fuck himself 236 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,472 one day and he was Bond no more. 237 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:25,225 Anyway, there were two of us, one room and a telefax. 238 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,936 - How did you turn it around? - With my charm, kid. 239 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,314 Convinced a big firm to bring me in. 240 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,274 Four years later I was running the place. 241 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,276 Have you ever considered 242 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,570 - making a move to a bigger company? - Not really. 243 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:39,281 I mean, the truth is I've been kind of running outside the system. 244 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,950 I've been doing pretty good. I just don't really know anybody. 245 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,161 You know me now. That's all you need to know. 246 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,954 They've written books about me. 247 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,499 Well, I've written books about me, but they've read them. 248 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:51,335 - I've read them too. - That's good. 249 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,003 Ah, now this is good. 250 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,880 Hope so. Six Cubans drowned 251 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,132 off the Florida Keys to get me those. 252 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,510 So what is it that I can do for you? 253 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:02,471 I was thinking maybe we could do some good for each other. 254 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,348 Oh, I'm guessing Ari told you about me. 255 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,934 I'm actually kind of surprised he said nice things. 256 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:10,187 - He and I don't usually see eye to eye. - Ari Gold? 257 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,981 The kid with the Jew fro who used to deliver my mail? 258 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,942 No, he didn't tell me about you. 259 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,318 Then who did? 260 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,737 My goddaughter Sloan. 261 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,034 (laughing) 262 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,704 Oh! 263 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:31,834 - The kids see that? - Uh, I don't think so. 264 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,460 All right, then it didn't happen. 265 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,087 So what is she so pissed about? 266 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,255 I don't... you know women. 267 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,590 The women I know know the man code. 268 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,510 It's no women's business to break that code. 269 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,846 That's what I told her. 270 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,267 - Oh! - Ahem. 271 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,854 - Did they see that? - Uh, no. 272 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,857 All right, you know, this is a little deep for me here. 273 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:57,985 Can we just... let's walk up a touch. 274 00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,528 Okay. 275 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,281 Just, you know, tell your wife to ask any man. 276 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,074 They'll all tell her the same thing. 277 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,868 I should probably have her call you. 278 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,370 - You know, maybe you should. - Maybe, huh? 279 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,080 - Maybe I should call her. - Maybe. 280 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,040 Well, give me your phone, I'll call her. 281 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,209 You know what? You just focus. 282 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:17,212 I'm always focused when I'm out here. 283 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,881 What am I laying here anyway? 284 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,842 - Uh, not sure. - Three? Maybe two? 285 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,719 (whispers) Let's call it two. 286 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,387 - Okay. - All right. 287 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:26,930 - So who is it? - Who's what? 288 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,183 - The office cheat, who is it? - I don't know. 289 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,934 - Is it that little prick Bradley? - He always looks like 290 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:33,270 he's trying to fuck his assistant when I'm there. 291 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,688 - It's not Bradley. - Steve Ball, 292 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,565 the guy in the music department? 293 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,567 - 'Cause he dresses like a cad. - It's not him. 294 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,444 All right, don't keep me guessing. Who is it? 295 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,196 What does it matter? 296 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,281 You don't want to tell me. 297 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:47,826 We've been together for 23 years and you don't want... 298 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,412 you don't want to tell me. 299 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:54,374 You know the number on my checking account, for God's... 300 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,920 Go fuck yourself. 301 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,132 Unbelievable. 302 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,677 Wow, that is not so hard. 303 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,804 Did you see that, kids? I'm putting for a birdie. 304 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,307 - Jeffrey. - Go fuck yourself. 305 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,728 I found your ball, Mr. Gold. 306 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,939 That's good work, Lloyd. 307 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,149 Now go find this. 308 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,452 God damn it! 309 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:33,872 - Your brother's got some temper, huh? - Yeah, he's a little fiery. 310 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,291 It's only 'cause you guys questioned my handicap. 311 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:39,044 - It totally threw me. - We're sorry we got in your head, Drama. 312 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,129 I mean, I know how stable you normally are. 313 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,924 You didn't get in my head. Only I can get in my head. And I did. 314 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,760 Why don't we give your head a break and just call it off? 315 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,595 No, my head don't need a break. 316 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:51,139 In fact, to prove it, let's double the bet. 317 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,267 - Johnny. - Don't worry about it, bro. 318 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,227 Super Bowl MVP, 319 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,312 Oscar nominee don't mean shit out here. 320 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,982 A handicap's a handicap and I'm gonna play under mine. 321 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,484 - All right then. - Yo yo. 322 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,027 What are you doing, Turtle? 323 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,196 I got bored of E and the octogenarian, 324 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,991 so I thought I'd join you guys. I brought drinks. 325 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,076 Hey, thanks, Turtle. 326 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,161 You got a good one here. 327 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,831 Damn, I forgot about you, Tom. I only brought three. 328 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,499 I'm good. I'm used to the heat. 329 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,168 - Are you? - Hey, do I know you from somewhere? 330 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:23,130 Where you at the Giants' Super Bowl victory parade last year? 331 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,673 Wait, are you dating somebody? 332 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,842 - Yeah, if you can believe it. - Who are you dating? 333 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:29,011 - Jamie-Lynn Sigler. - Oh, right. 334 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,680 And I just want to say something from the both of us. 335 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,682 - You... - Jamie, she's awesome. 336 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,018 Yeah yeah, sweetest girl in the world. You know what? 337 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:39,313 We met at this charity event a few years ago. Gisele loved her. 338 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,273 Really? 339 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,025 Yeah. You know, we should go out sometime. 340 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,360 Us? You and Gisele? 341 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,696 Yeah, orjust come over to the house. She cooks. 342 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,657 Gisele cooks? That's awesome. 343 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,702 Why don't you stop staring at the guy like you want to fuck him, Turtle? 344 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,996 - What? - Drama: You want to get off the tee box? 345 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,874 - I'm trying to win some money. - When we're done with you, Drama, 346 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,418 you ain't gonna have nothing left but that SAG pension. 347 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,087 - Yeah, we'll see. - Hey, should we bring anything? 348 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,548 A nice bottle of wine or dessert or something? 349 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,800 Yeah yeah. She likes chocolate. 350 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,344 Chocolate? Done. 351 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,057 - Ooh. - Fuck! God damn it! 352 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,892 I'm telling you, it's the club. 353 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,061 I just had it regripped, man. Something's up. 354 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,730 Johnny, let it go. You're having an off day, that's all. 355 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,857 - Take another one, buddy. - Yeah? 356 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,568 Why don't you use this club? Works pretty good for me. 357 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,029 Really? You sure you don't mind? 358 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,657 This is a bet. I don't want to be taking anything off anyone. 359 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,284 Oh, yeah. 360 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:38,372 That's nice. No wonder I'm getting smoked. 361 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,916 What is this, custom? Mine's off the rack. 362 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,418 Oh, yeah. 363 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,428 Fuck! God damn! 364 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,597 Fucking God damn... 365 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,435 Sorry. 366 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,271 You broke Tom Brady's club, you asshole. 367 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,024 Sorry about that, Tom. 368 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,168 Ahem. Hey. 369 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:26,503 Hey. How was your day? 370 00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:27,796 Not bad. Can we talk? 371 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,464 Uh, yeah. Just one second. 372 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,466 If you would excuse me, I'll be right back. 373 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,760 Thank you. 374 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:36,346 What's up? 375 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,140 It was your idea for me to play with Murray. 376 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,725 - Well... - You said it was his. 377 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,643 It was his. I just told him 378 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,645 that you shut down your business and you might be available. 379 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:47,107 - How'd you know that? - My friend is dating one of your ex-clients. 380 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,692 You seem to have a lot of friends. 381 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,778 Well, don't hate me because I'm popular. 382 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,907 What is the problem? 383 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,993 The problem is you treat me like I'm some kind of 384 00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,661 social experiment or something. 385 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,372 - What do you mean? - First you find me a place to live, 386 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,708 now you're trying to get your godfather to hire me? 387 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,127 - These are bad things? - But why are you doing them? 388 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:10,922 - Because I care about you. - I thought you didn't want to be friends. 389 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,008 I said I couldn't be friends right now. 390 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,302 - And that's because I care too much. - So you want to see 391 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,346 if you can turn me into the man you want, then you'll consider talking to me? 392 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,891 Eric, I have no idea what you're being so hostile about. 393 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,643 I'm hostile because while you may just think I'm Vince's bitch, 394 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,479 I've done pretty okay for myself. 395 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:28,190 I don't need you out there begging people to offer me things. 396 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,817 I didn't beg anybody. I told someone about you 397 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,111 and I thought you guys might make a good match. 398 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,988 And apparently he agrees 399 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,948 because he's not some schmuck that's just gonna go 400 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,867 and hand out jobs because I tell him to. 401 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,870 And I don't think of you as Vince's bitch. But clearly you do. 402 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,164 - Maybe you don't know me so well. - I think I do. 403 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:47,375 Yeah, well, I told Murray I don't want the job, so what do you think of that? 404 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,419 - I think you're an idiot. - Whatever. 405 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,555 - Yes! - (cheering) 406 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,058 - Was that an eagle? - Yes, sir. 407 00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,894 - Is that an eagle? - Well played, Jeffrey. 408 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,522 I told you not to speak to me. How's that, kids? 409 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,898 Come on, Jeff. 410 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,900 When trust goes out of the relationship, 411 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,819 I mean, what's left? 412 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,905 I mean, I don't think... I don't think we can do business anymore. 413 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,616 - Jeff, come on. Listen. - I have to think about this. 414 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,243 I think he just fired you. 415 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,578 He fires me all the time. Don't worry, it won't stick. 416 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,914 - You played well, Mr. Gold. - Run to that next sand trap. 417 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,124 Run to the... 418 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:29,835 - Man: Mr. Gold. - Yeah? 419 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,879 Mr. Gold, we were wondering if you could verify Mr. Tambor's scorecard. 420 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:36,299 - Verify it? - He claims he shot a 55. 421 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:37,926 Course record. 422 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,971 I wasn't counting. 423 00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:45,475 These greens were rolled like shit. It was like putting on glass. 424 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,602 I feel bad taking this money from you, Vince, 425 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,646 especially since you played pretty good. 426 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:53,024 Don't sweat it, Tom. I just got paid $4 million to do the voiceover of a dog. 427 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,026 And the Chase brothers are no welchers. 428 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,279 Why don't we just donate the money to this charity? 429 00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,947 - Good idea. - Unless it's a charity 430 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,824 for C-list actors who suck at golf. 431 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,450 I don't suck at golf. I had an off day. 432 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,703 Next time we see each other it's gonna be payback time. 433 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,288 Oh, I look forward to it, Drama. 434 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,331 You want to roll another 18? Let's go? 435 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,333 - I will never play with you again. - Right now, come on. 436 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,961 Hey, Tom, could you ever see yourself in a Giants' jersey? 437 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,672 That blue would really match your eyes. 438 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,174 - How was your day, boys? - Having dinner at Tom Brady's house. 439 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,218 You know he's not a Make-a-Wish kid, right? 440 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,805 - (laughing) - Jeffrey: You guys laughing at Ari? 441 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,682 Don't you know he's the devil? 442 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:29,185 You want to extricate yourself from his destructive powers. 443 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,480 - He fire you again? - Uh-huh. 444 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,734 You know, I don't even know what he'd offer me. 445 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,111 But I assume I'd have the freedom to do a lot. 446 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,488 - So why would you turn it down? - I don't know. 447 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,866 It just didn't feel like the right opportunity. 448 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:45,577 - You say this guy's a legend? - Yeah. 449 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,747 - And you can learn a lot from him? - Yeah. 450 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:52,542 So everything you're describing sounds perfect for you. 451 00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,836 - What's holding you back? - I don't know. 452 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,340 Maybe you should reconsider. 453 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,801 You know, just meet with him. Get a feel for the place. 454 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,471 - Yeah, maybe you're right. - Yeah. 455 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:07,682 - You want some more wine? - Sure. 456 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,268 Sorry, Sloan. 457 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:14,898 What? 458 00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,232 You just called me Sloan. 459 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,902 - I did? - Yeah. 460 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,031 (hip-hop music playing) 461 00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:26,219 (music fades)