1 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:08,758 (theme music playing) 2 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:21,998 (phone rings) 3 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:23,875 Eric Murphy's office. 4 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:26,085 Hey, could you hold on one second? 5 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:29,255 Eric: I'd love to sit down with you, 6 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:32,008 - tell you what I'm doing over here. - I've got Sloan McQuewick. 7 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:34,385 Maybe we could find some business to do together. 8 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:36,095 - Man: Sure. - Want to call back? 9 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:37,346 - That'd be great. - You got it. 10 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,307 - All right, take care. - Bye. 11 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,810 - Yeah, put her through. - You never called her back. 12 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:44,353 I know. 13 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:49,484 - (exhales) - (phone rings) 14 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:52,445 - Hey. - Are you seriously not calling me back? 15 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,781 And don't tell me you've been too busy with work 16 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,450 because I left you a message before you even started the job. 17 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:58,993 What, you didn't get it? 18 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:01,579 Oh, I got your message. And so did my sort-of girlfriend. 19 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:03,539 Oh, sorry. 20 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:06,542 Sorry that I sort of have a girlfriend or sorry that she got the message? 21 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:08,753 I didn't know you sort of had a girlfriend. 22 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:11,714 I don't anymore, so I guess you didn't need to know that in the first place. 23 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:13,674 Look, Eric, I'm sorry. I just... 24 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,384 No, I know. It's not your fault. 25 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:18,054 I was gonna call you back too. Things just... they've been crazy. 26 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:21,057 - Why, what happened? - We think Vince has a stalker. 27 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:23,559 God, really? What are you gonna do? 28 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:25,394 Ari's got us meeting with some security experts. 29 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,104 - Ari on your cell. - Well, that's good. 30 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,482 Uh, yeah, I have to go meet Vince now. 31 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,108 So I've kinda gotta take off. 32 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:33,152 Okay. Um... 33 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,570 I'll let you go then. 34 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,864 - Okay. - Okay. 35 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:39,283 Eric, I was calling you 36 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:41,786 because I wanted to make sure you weren't mad at me. 37 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:44,205 - Sloan, I'm not mad at you. - Okay, good. 38 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:46,499 - We'll talk soon. - Okay, I'll talk to you later. 39 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,584 - Bye. - Bye. 40 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,588 - Yo. - Keep me on hold longer. 41 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:54,841 Sorry, I actually have to work nowadays. 42 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,260 I'm glad you finally admit the last five years of your life 43 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,428 - were all a fantasy provided by me. - What's up? 44 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,973 - Aren't I seeing you in a few minutes? - I'm not going to make it. 45 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,808 I just wanted to assure you, as I did Vince, 46 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:05,810 Aaron Cohn knows what's what. Trust him, 47 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:08,479 listen to him, this is serious business. 48 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:10,773 - No, I understand. - Call me right after. 49 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,942 - I will. - I gotta... go. 50 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:17,947 What the hell's going on? Huh? What the... 51 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:20,199 Don't worry, Mr. Gold, he's not dead. 52 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,493 - I felt for a pulse. - Everyone get out of here! 53 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:25,413 Or I'm going to be checking all of you for a pulse 54 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:27,790 and not finding one! 55 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,750 How long has he been like this? 56 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,794 He hasn't moved in the 20 minutes I've been here. 57 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,170 Jesus Christ. Barbara here? 58 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,298 It's before noon, Ari. She's not here yet. 59 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,091 I mean "Mr. Gold." It's before noon! 60 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,302 - Vanish! - Yes, sir. 61 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:44,181 Wake up! 62 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,350 (snorts) What time is it? 63 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:49,020 It's time for you to wake up and tell me why you think this is a Holiday Inn. 64 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:50,813 God. 65 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:53,149 I didn't sleep last night at all. I'm in a daze. 66 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:56,819 I'm sorry I'm in your office, but my couch sucks. 67 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:58,696 - Are you on drugs? - Drugs?! 68 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:00,781 - Coke, dust, smack... - Ari, no! 69 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,658 No, I took a sleeping pill. 70 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:05,786 - Or maybe two. - Why didn't you take it at home? 71 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,872 I don't have a home anymore, officially. 72 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,499 - Why, what did you do now? - It wasn't me, it was my wife. 73 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:13,002 - I spoke to her. She forgave you. - No! 74 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,713 She can't forgive me... she won't. She told me I can't live there. 75 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:18,257 - You can't live here! - This all happened late last night. 76 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,718 I was gonna go to your house, but I thought this would be better. 77 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:23,387 - A hotel would have been better! - I don't have any money. 78 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:25,056 I told you, she controls all of it. 79 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:27,600 She turned off all of my credit. I had my company cards, 80 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,894 but I thought I didn't want to use it for personal expenses. 81 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:32,855 - Good thinking. - And I set my Berry alarm for 5:30. 82 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:34,857 I didn't expect to sleep... 83 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:37,193 How are you going to handle Sorkin today? 84 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:40,071 The same way that I have been handling him. 85 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:42,865 I'm fine, Ari. Aaron Sorkin will be 86 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:45,034 signed, sealed and delivered 87 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,661 to this agency today, 88 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:49,413 if I have to finance every future project of his myself. 89 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:51,290 - With what money? - I'm prepared for this. 90 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,585 - I just need to wake up. - And change. 91 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:57,588 Yes! And change. 92 00:04:57,756 --> 00:05:00,049 (groans) 93 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:02,051 (pop music playing) 94 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:09,976 Who just walked through my lobby in a robe and pajamas? 95 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,937 - Andrew Klein. - Where the fuck is Ari? 96 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,190 Is this guy Mossad or what? 97 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:17,775 Aren't all Israelis? 98 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:19,735 I'll bet he's observing us right now. 99 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:22,196 He's gonna come in and grade us on our vigilance. 100 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:24,740 What do you think Turtle's face in a bong'll earn us? 101 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,701 An "A" for calmness under pressure. 102 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:29,328 I'm not gonna have to walk around with a giant dude from now on, am I? 103 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,539 Ari says we gotta listen to this guy, so whatever it takes. 104 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:34,500 E's all about following orders nowadays. 105 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,794 - Hardy-har-har. - Well, it worked for him. 106 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,587 He listened to his long-lost love 107 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,798 and now he's got a sweet house and a swanky job. 108 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:43,217 - Yeah, but he lost Ashley. - Oooh, I miss Ashley. 109 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:45,761 - She was spunky. - He should call her. 110 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,638 - Ashley or Sloan? - Either. 111 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,432 You guys don't think it's weird that you have conversations 112 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,726 - about me right in front of me? - I don't. 113 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:53,602 Sloan called today. I was actually kind of rude. 114 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,062 - Oh yeah? Why? - I don't know. 115 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,773 - (doorbell rings) - I got it. 116 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:04,447 - Hey. - I'm Aaron Cohn. 117 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,073 Eric Murphy. Come on in. 118 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:08,617 Hey, Vince, how are you doing? 119 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,828 I'm great considering I'm surrounded by people 120 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:13,080 who are making me more and more paranoid each day. 121 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:15,332 Nobody should make you paranoid. 122 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,961 - Now who are they? - I'm Turtle. 123 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,589 - I'm safe. - I'll be the judge of that. 124 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:23,632 - Hi. Aaron. - I'm aware, 125 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,801 as I'm sure you're aware I'm Johnny Chase. 126 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:28,971 So you use no alarm system at all? 127 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:32,183 Just our trusty attack dog. 128 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:36,979 Well, we'd better reinforce the windows. 129 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:40,024 - With what? - Steel frame around the edges, 130 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:42,151 bulletproof glass. 131 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,528 I don't want anything coming through these. 132 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:47,615 - Nothing gets in, nothing gets out. - What if there's a fire? 133 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:50,034 Get a hose. Vince, here's what we're gonna do. 134 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:52,161 We're gonna turn this house into Fort Knox... 135 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:55,164 armored windows, hi-res cameras and around-the-clock 136 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:58,959 VIP protection from the finest trained predators on God's planet. 137 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:02,129 - Is all this really necessary? - Is it really necessary 138 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:04,006 to waste my time with stupid questions? 139 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:05,883 That's not nice. Is that nice? 140 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:09,386 I'm talking a real multilayered security system. 141 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:13,724 We have a specific threat. We have an individual who's already crossed the line. 142 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:16,060 You'll have three to five men stationed here in the house 143 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:18,062 and two will follow you wherever you go. 144 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:21,232 - How much is this gonna cost? - I take a $100,000 retainer 145 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:24,860 and then I'll put together the budget for getting your full system put in place. 146 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,112 - Jesus. - Wow. 147 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,697 There's 600 grand sitting in your driveway. 148 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,242 Tell me what's worth more... your cars or your head? 149 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,371 - I'm not gonna fire him! - Then I will. 150 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:37,873 On what grounds? That he wore his pajamas to work? 151 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:40,042 On the grounds that he is a distraction and a mess. 152 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:43,879 He's having some domestic disturbances. Christ, how many have you had? 153 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,966 - Show some sympathy. - I have zero for him, 154 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,343 - and zero for you. - I don't need any. 155 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,428 Oh yes, you do. 156 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:54,598 Because your failed experiment from the Valley is a complete bust. 157 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,517 Everybody knows it and look at you! 158 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:58,519 You're still hanging on for dear life! 159 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:01,730 Listen, has the collagen seeped into your brainstem, Babs? 160 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,358 He is not a bust. He is killing it for us. 161 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:07,403 He is just about to sign Aaron Sorkin. 162 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:09,405 I've been hearing that for two months now. 163 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:11,866 - Well, today is the day he's coming in. - Bullshit. 164 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,367 He's on the books. Go check. 165 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:16,745 He's making us a laughingstock, Ari! 166 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,832 People all over town are hearing all about these little instances. 167 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,793 Go tell them today is Pajama Wednesday; we're industry leaders. 168 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:26,380 If he doesn't sign Aaron Sorkin today, 169 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:30,092 you're firing him... or I am. 170 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:36,932 Lloyd! 171 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:41,478 - Yes, sir, Mr. Gold. - Get Andrew Klein in here right now. 172 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,151 Cohn: Go! 173 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:49,570 (yells) 174 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,447 Whoa. 175 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:00,539 (grunts) 176 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:03,626 Let's run it again. I need to shave five seconds. 177 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:06,462 - (groaning) - (Turtle laughing) 178 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:12,301 How was that? Did I seem like I was in real jeopardy? 179 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,303 I thought you were a little over the top. 180 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:16,347 Maybe you should play Vince next time. 181 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,974 Drama, you're flesh and blood... it makes it more realistic. 182 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:21,435 - Well, not really. - Reset! Drama. 183 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:24,104 - I think I'm gonna sit this one out. - (coughs) Pussy. 184 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,398 I need a visiting girlfriend this time. 185 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,776 - Turtle. - (laughs) 186 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,696 - Oh, come on, Vin! - I'd really hate to be unprepared. 187 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,823 (smacks) Let's go, bitch. 188 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:37,326 - Yo, Turtle, let me get that camera. - Yo, E, no. 189 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:40,621 I've got the room wired. You can watch it downstairs on the monitors. 190 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,623 - Come on, let's go. - Eric: Enjoy! 191 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,628 - Turtle? - Yeah, Drama? 192 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,546 Tell me a story. 193 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,548 (laughing) I know I should be worried, 194 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,759 but this is not a bad way to start out a day. 195 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,594 - No. - How's your day? 196 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,179 - It's okay. - Just okay? 197 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,515 - Come on, are you all right? - Yeah, totally. 198 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,267 - Sloan in your head? - No! 199 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,269 - E, you're very easy to read. - Go! 200 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,688 You're right... Sloan's in my head, so is Ashley. 201 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,148 - It's not a bad head. - (chuckles) 202 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,734 - Oh, shit. - Jesus. 203 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,404 I don't know, I was kind of rude to Sloan this morning. 204 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:15,698 So call her back. She's been calling you for days. 205 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,533 She obviously wants to talk. 206 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,535 - Yeah. - (Drama yells) 207 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:22,162 - (laughing) - Yeah, you're right. 208 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,665 I'm gonna call her. 209 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,460 Hello? 210 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,045 - Hey. - Eric? 211 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:31,922 - Yeah. - Hey. 212 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,300 - Hey. - What's up? 213 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:38,429 - Just calling to say hi. - Oh. Hi. 214 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,347 I'm sorry if I was a little rude earlier. 215 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:43,058 No... no. 216 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,561 - I shouldn't have been. - Well, probably not. 217 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:47,396 - Why were you? - I don't know. 218 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,398 And I never said thank you for helping me get the job. 219 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,358 I'm loving the place so far, so thank you. 220 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,402 - You're welcome. - Thanks. 221 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:58,574 Um, do you want to grab a drink later and you can tell me all about the new job? 222 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:01,076 - A drink? - Yeah, a friendly drink. 223 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,619 I thought you didn't want to be friends anymore? 224 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,955 Eric, that was weeks ago. We can have a drink. 225 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:08,083 - Are you seeing anyone? - I said a friendly drink. 226 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,044 I heard you. I was just curious if you were seeing anyone. 227 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:13,881 - I told you I was seeing someone. - I am seeing someone. 228 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,218 - So you have a boyfriend. - We haven't put a label on it. 229 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,429 - Who is he? - Look, let's just meet for a drink 230 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,431 and we can catch up on everything, okay? 231 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,641 - Yeah, sure. - How's 7:00 232 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:27,394 at the Bazaar at the S.L.S. Hotel? 233 00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:29,396 - Sounds good. - Okay, perfect. 234 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,106 I'll see you then. Bye. 235 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:37,071 Why the hell is Andrew Klein still not in my office? 236 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:40,199 - His office is trying to locate him. - What the hell does that mean? 237 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,117 He's got Sorkin! 238 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,793 - Andrew Klein's office. - (phone clatters) 239 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,462 - Where the hell is he? - Ari, Ari! He's gone missing. 240 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,506 He's got Sorkin in 13 minutes. 241 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,091 I know, we were supposed to have a premeeting. 242 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,634 - Did you call him? - Of course. There's no answer. 243 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:01,970 - Did you call his house? - No, Ari, I didn't call his house! 244 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:05,057 Don't get snide with me. You're the reason why you can't try his house 245 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:08,227 and you're the reason no one seems to know where he is. But I do know 246 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,313 that we've got Aaron Sorkin coming in and he'd better be signed today 247 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,940 - for your sake. - Got it. 248 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:15,275 - Lloyd! - Yes, sir, Mr. Gold. 249 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,320 Call Andrew Klein from my cell so my number comes up. 250 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,656 Unless he's dead, he'll pick up. 251 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,533 Everything okay, Ari? 252 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,326 Why wouldn't it be? 253 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:29,832 Come on, Marlo! Just open the damned door. 254 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,084 - Go fuck yourself! - (cell ringing) 255 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,044 Who's that? Your little whore calling? 256 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:37,339 - No, it's Ari. - Tell him to go fuck himself too. 257 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:40,342 - Hey, Ari. - Where are you? 258 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,594 - I'm at my house. - Why, when you have 259 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,555 a meeting with Aaron Sorkin in 10 minutes? 260 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,391 I'm trying to get my notes for the meeting but Marlo won't give them to me! 261 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,560 You should have tattooed them on your little whore's ass! 262 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,353 - You let me in, Marlo! - Fuck you. 263 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:55,023 - Whatever's in this house is now mine. - Andrew! 264 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:58,026 - Come back to the office. - Not without my notes, Ari. 265 00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,820 I can't do this meeting without them. 266 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,156 That's because you are a loser. 267 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,366 You're not smart, you're not funny 268 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,826 and you can't fuck for shit. 269 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,078 Do you hear this, Ari? She's unreasonable. 270 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,080 Andrew, hear this, focus on it: 271 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,667 This is the most important meeting of your entire life. 272 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:16,545 I have stuck my neck out for you over and over and over, 273 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,380 but if this does not go well, 274 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,756 you are done here. 275 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,342 - What, you're gonna fire me?! - Barbara is. 276 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,636 That's great. That's just great. You hear that, Marlo? 277 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,597 - Ari's gonna fire me. - And why should I care? 278 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,682 Because even if we don't get back together, 279 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,226 - you need me to make money! - Get back together?! 280 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:34,438 I'd fuck Hamas before I would fuck you again. 281 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,982 And you need to make money, my friend, 282 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,276 because I'm gonna take all you have! 283 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:42,070 You open the goddamned door, Marlo! 284 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,364 Andrew, you need to get in your car 285 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,200 and drive back here right now. 286 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,911 Not without my notes, Ari. I have worked on them for a month. 287 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,621 It is the key to me signing Sorkin. 288 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:54,082 You don't need your notes. You need to walk over to your car, 289 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,460 get in and drive here right now. 290 00:13:56,628 --> 00:14:00,714 If you do that, I promise you will be okay. 291 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,716 (sighs) 292 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:07,804 Okay, fine. 293 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,808 She is such a bitch, Ari. 294 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,477 She asked me to come back and I did. 295 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,771 - I know. - I did everything I could. 296 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:18,440 - You're gonna be okay. - She's a goddamned bitch. 297 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:23,654 You want your notes, motherfucker? 298 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,406 Here they are! 299 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:31,578 - Don't you dare burn my Sorkin notes. - Andr... 300 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,664 What do you think of that, you piece of shit? 301 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,874 She's burning my Sorkin notes. 302 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:44,132 (tires squealing) 303 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,927 What the fuck? 304 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,971 - Jesus! - Andrew! 305 00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,148 Andrew? Andrew! 306 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,986 - Andrew! - Aaron Sorkin's here. 307 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,323 - Put him in the conference room. - Andrew's not here yet. 308 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,367 - I'll be in in five. - Sorkin hates your guts. 309 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:14,454 And I hate yours, but right now we're all gonna have to find a way to get along. 310 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,375 She has a boyfriend. 311 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,335 She said they don't have a label on it. 312 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,379 Let's just hope he puts a rubber on it. 313 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,256 - Turtle: Jesus! - Sorry, E. 314 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,757 You're right. The truth is 315 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,135 the thought of her with somebody else is making me sick. 316 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,012 E, you haven't been with her for two years. 317 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,264 - What did you think? - A: I try not to think about it, 318 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,058 and B: Since I took this job and this house for her... 319 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,019 Aha! He admits it. 320 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,021 I haven't been hiding it. - Since I did, 321 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,189 I didn't think she'd go and get a possible boyfriend. 322 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,691 You had a possible girlfriend. 323 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,735 I know, and I liked her and I'm not with her because of Sloan. 324 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,863 Sloan is all-powerful. She stops him from getting pussy 325 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,907 - and she won't give him any. - I know... I should be pissed, right? 326 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,367 - I'd be. - I am! 327 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,661 - What does she want from me? - You'll have to ask her. 328 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:58,373 Vince, any chance this could be an ex you had a bad breakup with? 329 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,877 - Uh, I don't think so. - We just found all these photos. 330 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,838 If it's not a random psycho, it could be someone you know. 331 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,840 - That's not her. - She's with him. 332 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,301 - Really? - No, not really. 333 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,553 I obviously left them here when I moved out. 334 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,473 - She have an axe to grind? - No, but he does. 335 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,932 Heh! 336 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,726 There he is. 337 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,895 Oh, come on. Where's Andrew Klein? 338 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,564 - He's feeling a little under the weather. - So he sent you? 339 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:23,732 - Yes! - But I hate you. 340 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,067 Aaron, come on. It's been years. 341 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,943 I'm not over it. Is Andrew coming or not? 342 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:30,072 I am confident that we can do everything for you here. Everything... 343 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,074 - better than anyone else in town. - Hello, Aaron. 344 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,743 - This is a waste of my time. - How are you? 345 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,245 Great, but I think you know I'm not a big fan of yours either, Barbara. 346 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,081 - (laughs) - I think you'll find that 347 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,583 whatever unhappiness you had in the past we can change 348 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:45,087 - and now make you happy. - Look, I like Andrew Klein. 349 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,546 I've been talking to him for a couple of months. 350 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,256 He said he had the keys to my kingdom. 351 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,342 He was going to bring me ideas. I was going to hear them. 352 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,302 I'm confident I can relay those ideas to you right now. 353 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,304 - Mr. Gold! - I'm in the middle of a meeting. 354 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,306 - Are you kidding me? - Sorkin: The meeting's over. 355 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,642 - I'm just flirting with her. - This is an emergency. 356 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,936 - Andrew Klein is on the phone. - Oh good, where is he? 357 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:02,312 Uh... 358 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,815 You can speak. 359 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,317 He's in jail. 360 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,831 - (phone rings) - Thanks, man, I appreciate that. 361 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,833 Hello? 362 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,168 - Hello! - It's Ashley. 363 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,254 Hey-yy! How are you? 364 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:29,464 - I'm okay, I'm fine. - Are you sure? 365 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,925 No. 366 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,219 Uh, I mean, 367 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,179 I'm sorry. 368 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,806 Why? Look, I was the asshole. 369 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,015 Yes, you were, 370 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,851 but I asked for it. 371 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,103 I wanted you to tell me the truth and you did. 372 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:46,106 - I should respect that. - Well, I appreciate it. 373 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,525 And... I miss you. 374 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,155 Hello? Is that weird to say? 375 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,031 Uh, no, not at all. 376 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,992 I'm just a little surprised, that's all. 377 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,827 I'm a freak, I know, but... 378 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:02,330 I've been thinking and I can understand why you're not over your ex. 379 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,333 - But if you tell me you're not together... - We're not together. 380 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,502 We haven't been together for a long time. 381 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:10,839 I was just scared that I was some naive chick getting used. 382 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,716 No, you weren't being used. I liked you. 383 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,051 - Still? - Yeah, of course I still do. 384 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,219 Good. Come over. 385 00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,472 - Uh, right now? - Yeah, I want to see you. 386 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,223 - Uhhhh... - It's okay if you can't. 387 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,392 - I understand. - Can I call you back in a bit? 388 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,187 - Yeah, sure. - Okay, thanks. 389 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,189 - Hey! - Hello. 390 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,815 Is everything okay? 391 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:32,027 - Yeah yeah. - All right, buddy. 392 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:34,446 Let's go get that drink. 393 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,240 You know what, Sloan? 394 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,951 I don't feel like drinking. 395 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,662 What do you feel like doing? 396 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,082 - I think I should go. - Where? 397 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,169 Hey, buddy, will you hold that car up, please? 398 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,087 You know, this was a bad idea. 399 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,631 I gotta go. I'm sorry. 400 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,090 E, what the fuck?! 401 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,259 Well, what's the point to this? 402 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,094 - The point to what? - This! 403 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,597 First you want to be friends, then you don't want to be friends, 404 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,974 now you want friendly cocktails. You don't know what you want 405 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,602 and I don't want to fuck it up with a girl that I kinda like. 406 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:08,063 - I'm sorry about that, man. Sorry. - E! 407 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:11,358 E! I am doing the best I can. 408 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:14,736 I do miss you, but I just need time. 409 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,739 You've had plenty of time, all right? And in that time, I've found someone else. 410 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,534 I don't want to mess it up while you're trying to figure out what you want. 411 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,411 Is it that girl? The young one from the premiere? 412 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:26,122 - She's 24. - Yeah. 413 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,582 So that's it? 414 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,751 Yeah, I guess it is. 415 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:33,296 (rap music playing) 416 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:55,777 Aaron, you didn't really need to come down here. 417 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,280 I tell you, Andrew, I was so eager to hear your ideas, 418 00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,865 I would have gone anywhere. 419 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,992 Go ahead, Andrew, give them to him. 420 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,785 Give them to him. 421 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,877 Uh... (sniffs) 422 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,838 Look, Aaron, you write, 423 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:19,175 you produce, um, in TV and in film. 424 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,803 But I... 425 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:25,932 I think it's time to... 426 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,977 to conquer that last frontier... 427 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,478 directing. 428 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:34,149 I don't want to direct. I'm a writer. 429 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:37,152 I like writing. I could have directed years ago if I wanted to... 430 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,696 He... he... he has more actually. You have more, 431 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:42,866 right, Andrew? 432 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:46,286 Uh... 433 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:48,663 act as if you have faith 434 00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:50,665 and faith shall be given to you. 435 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,127 - Jesus, that's pathetic. - No, he's quoting me. 436 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,713 It's "The West Wing," the assassination episode. 437 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,715 I had a lot more of your quotes written down 438 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:02,469 and I had a lot of amazing ideas, brilliant ideas, 439 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:04,346 but I couldn't get into my house. 440 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,349 My wife wouldn't let me get them. I blew that chance. 441 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:11,227 I blew my marriage, and if I blow this with you, 442 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,688 I've blown my career too. 443 00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,023 I'm sorry, Aaron. 444 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,901 I drove into my own house for you, Aaron, 445 00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,527 my own... 446 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:23,031 under-insured overpriced Beverly Hills motherfucking home. 447 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:26,159 I took my car and I put it in gear 448 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:30,080 and I drove right into my own goddamn living room. 449 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:36,920 For you. Who else would do that? 450 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:41,049 (sobbing) 451 00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:50,016 - I'm sorry. - I had a rough divorce too. 452 00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:52,769 I get it. 453 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,189 We'll give it a shot. 454 00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:01,403 - Really? - Yeah, but if he ever calls me, I'm gone. 455 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,958 (door buzzes) 456 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:32,642 (cell phone ringing) 457 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:34,853 - Oh, don't you dare. - What? I have to get it. 458 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,563 - Why? - Because it could be Vince. 459 00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:39,774 Vince is a big boy. Come on, I need my Eric fix. 460 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:43,319 Listen, Vince has a stalker and something might have happened. 461 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,613 - Seriously? - Yes. 462 00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:48,491 Yo, everything cool? 463 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,577 Mmm, yeah, totally. 464 00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:52,912 You still with Sloan? We're going a little stir-crazy. 465 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,165 We're gonna take Big Yoni out for some fun. 466 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,792 - I'm at Ashley's. - Ashley's... how? 467 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,627 She's great. We're great. 468 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,838 Uh-huh, okay, have fun. 469 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,799 I will. You are gonna get me in trouble. 470 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:07,177 - Where was he? - Ashley's. 471 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:09,179 - At Sloan's. - Ashley's. 472 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,973 - Interesting. - Vince, you know 473 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,516 a Curtis Tucker? 474 00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:15,727 - Nope. - Well, he knows you. 475 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,521 - Found this in the couch. - What does that mean? 476 00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:21,858 It means that we may have found our stalker. 477 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,657 (pop music playing)