1 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:08,549 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:15,950 Did you know that we've been on the phone for... 97 minutes? 3 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,077 Well, I needed something to pass the time 4 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:20,079 before "The Pussycat Dolls" comes on. 5 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:21,414 You're obsessed, you know that? 6 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,916 Hey, some people turn to drugs or alcohol 7 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:26,753 in times of sadness. I myself have reality TV. 8 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:28,546 - That's just weird. - I know. 9 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,256 Look, why don't you come meet us tonight, 10 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,425 celebrate with us before we leave for Cannes? 11 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,844 I'm not crashing a night out with your guy friends. 12 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,471 You wouldn't be crashing. They've been dying to meet you. 13 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:38,055 No, thank you, Eric. 14 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,766 Look, do you really not want to go 15 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:42,018 or do you just want to see who gets kicked off? 16 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,479 - I can't say. - All right, compromise: 17 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,564 Get the results, come meet us after. 18 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,566 - Okay, fine. - All right, great. 19 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,067 I'll call you when I know where we're going. 20 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,361 (CHUCKLES) Okay. Bye, Eric. 21 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,155 All right, bye. 22 00:01:55,199 --> 00:01:56,657 How long have you guys been standing there? 23 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:59,577 - 97 minutes, E. - Jesus. 24 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:02,872 So what's all this chitchat about between you and your clush anyway? 25 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,791 - My what? - Your clush... your client crush. 26 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:07,210 - I like that. - Funny how he always 27 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,295 warned me about mixing business with pleasure. 28 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,130 I was trying for pleasure first. 29 00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:13,216 Aha! He's admitting to it. 30 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,718 No one's hiding anything. I like her. She's cool. 31 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,637 - So don't hit on her. - TURTLE: Hey, come on. 32 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:19,388 Who would do that? 33 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:21,599 - Excuse me. - (SLAPS) 34 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:24,727 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 35 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:28,815 - Look at you. How are you doing? - Hey. 36 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:30,316 Good to see you. 37 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,276 Don't think about kissing me, Turtle. 38 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:33,820 What's up, Sam? How are you doing? 39 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:36,322 Sammy, the place is looking good, bro. 40 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,324 Congrats on Cannes, babe. Why don't you guys 41 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,326 go grab our table and hang out the rest of the night? 42 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:42,495 - Are the drinks on your tab too? - The way you drink, Drama, 43 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,413 it's like giving Turtle here keys to a whorehouse. 44 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,415 Oh, come on, you cut me deep, man. 45 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,167 Thank you, Sam. I appreciate it. 46 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:50,503 - Yo, yo, yo, yo! The boys are here. - What's up, kids? 47 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,505 Nobody told me Walsh was coming. 48 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,966 I didn't want to hear you complain. Hey, how is it going, Billy? 49 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:58,052 Great. I'm great, though spending 30 minutes alone with this guy 50 00:02:58,136 --> 00:03:00,304 is sort of painful. You know he's bringing his wife to Cannes? 51 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:02,932 No. Bringing your wife? It's supposed to be a boys' trip. 52 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,225 Vinnie, when you get married, you realize 53 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,643 that a wife is like a herpes sore... 54 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:07,562 She comes and goes when and where she pleases. 55 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:10,398 Get some VALTREX, 'cause the rest of us are gonna be yachting 56 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:12,692 and boozing it up with bronze-looking broads. 57 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:15,862 I'm already preparing myself by working on my foreign speak: 58 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:17,738 "J'ai dirige ce film. 59 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:20,324 - Voulez-vous avoir le sex?" - What does that mean? 60 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:22,326 It means, "I directed this film. Wanna fuck?" 61 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:24,412 Oh, Billy. 62 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:28,332 - Hilarious. - Stop kissing my ass, Drama. 63 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:29,876 To the bar, come on. 64 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,670 - They like each other, huh? - Yep. 65 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,255 And I heard you really liked Walsh's script. 66 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:35,339 So? 67 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,383 So do you really like it or are you just trying not to get 68 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:38,801 completely pushed out of the project? 69 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,761 - Fuck off, Ari. - Did you really like it? 70 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,722 I hated it, but the guy already committed to doing it. 71 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,181 I'm just trying to be positive. 72 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,516 Wow. After five years 73 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:47,727 you finally learned how to lie. Welcome to Hollywood. 74 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:51,063 - Hey, double suits, get in here. - All right. 75 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:52,899 To the time of our lives 76 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:54,901 we'll all soon be having in Cannes. 77 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:56,652 - TURTLE: Yes, sir. - Except Ari. 78 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,154 (LAUGHING) 79 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,325 ERIC: There's Anna. 80 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:05,161 - You know Anna Faris? - Yeah, she's E's new client. 81 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,914 Nice. Love Anna Faris. 82 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:09,749 Introduce me, Suit. 83 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,670 What do you want me to say? He wants her in the movie. 84 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:16,797 - As what? - My brother. 85 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:17,924 As your brother? 86 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:20,092 I was hoping I'd get a shot at your brother, bro. 87 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:22,762 No, after meeting Anna he decided to change the part to my sister. 88 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:25,056 - That's ridiculous, Vince. - Beyond ridiculous. 89 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,058 No, it's not. He wants to add some lightness to the movie. 90 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:29,477 - I can be light. - And I already told him 91 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,562 he's not allowed to hit on her, so don't worry about it. 92 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:33,272 - I'm not worried about that. - Good. 93 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,149 So we'll set a lunch for the four of us, okay? 94 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:36,233 Okay. 95 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,152 Hey, guys, I think we should cancel the trip. 96 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,529 - Why? - It's the news. 97 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,157 The attorney general did not get 98 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:45,242 into the specific details concerning the elevation 99 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:48,287 of the Administration's terrorist attack advisory alert to red... 100 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:51,582 Wow. Tough break, baby. I guess you're not going. 101 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,293 Well, I gotta go. Cannes is work for me, so... 102 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:55,962 Don't start, Ari. 103 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:59,173 Baby, we are parents now. We have a responsibility to our children. 104 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:00,967 You know how much I hate flying together. 105 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:02,969 Well, with this looming threat hanging over us 106 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,637 it would just be irresponsible. 107 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,389 Why don't you just say that you don't want me to go? 108 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,724 I don't want... I don't want our children to be orphaned. 109 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,686 That's very sweet, Ari. And you know what? I won't go. 110 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,521 You're actually not gonna go? 111 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,898 No, seriously. I didn't really want to go anyway. 112 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:18,317 You don't want to go to Cannes? 113 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:20,861 Do you think I care that much about the film festival? I don't. 114 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:23,614 And there are a ton of things around here that I could be doing. 115 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:24,949 - Really? - Really. 116 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,868 - You're not mad? - No, I'm not. I'm fine. 117 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:31,414 You're the finest woman a man could ever not have with him. 118 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,040 (CHUCKLES) 119 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,546 DRAMA: I think it would be a mistake for terrorists 120 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,172 to try and take over any plane that I'm on 121 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:43,759 'cause let's just say I'm always ready to roll. 122 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,511 Could we stop talking about this, please? 123 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,346 It's really just that you're afraid of flying, Turtle. 124 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:49,515 I don't think the terrorist alert has anything to do with it. 125 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,143 I'm not afraid of flying, Vince. I'm afraid of crashing. 126 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,603 I think he's afraid of flying commercial, is his real problem. 127 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:56,897 Is it so bad to long for a private jet? 128 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:59,942 - No lines, no delays, no shoe bombs... - ERIC: No money. 129 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,194 A private jet to Cannes is 100 Gs each way, Turtle. 130 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,613 How can you put a price tag on personal safety, E? 131 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,574 Johnny, just give him one of your Xanax already. 132 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,951 I will not. Nobody traveling with me 133 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,078 takes a tranquilizer till we've arrived. 134 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:13,497 - Why? - In case anything goes down 135 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:16,542 we need all the manpower alert, not comfortably numb. 136 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,794 Jesus, looks like downtown Baghdad. 137 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,379 ERIC: That's good... Lots ofsecurity. 138 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:22,339 Yeah, no one's blowing up in Baghdad. 139 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,633 - VINCE: There's Billy. - ERIC: Great. 140 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,137 - What's up, Billy? - Hey. 141 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,931 The plane's been delayed three hours. 142 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:33,684 What? Why? Is there a bomb scare? 143 00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:35,394 No, Turtle, I'm sure it's just so that they can 144 00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:36,854 check everything more carefully. 145 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,272 No, actually there is a scare, Vince. 146 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:40,149 Turns out it's specific to L.A.X. 147 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,400 Jesus. 148 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,736 Can you imagine if we went down on the way to Cannes, though? 149 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:46,238 - We'd be remembered forever. - Yeah, not all of us would be. 150 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,783 Yeah, but the three of us would be. 151 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:51,410 You know, I used to fear traveling with you, baby bro. 152 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:53,412 I thought if we crashed the press would say, 153 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:55,289 "Vincent Chase And Brother Perish." 154 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,958 But now with a hit TV show I'm quite certain they would say, 155 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,877 "The Chase Brothers Perish." 156 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:02,046 Fuck, I'm ready for whatever happens. 157 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,464 So what should we do for the next three hours 158 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,800 - besides celebrate your obituary? - Run. 159 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:07,426 I was thinking we'd go meet with Anna, 160 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:08,969 talk about getting her in this film. 161 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,388 - I set a lunch for next week. - So move it up. 162 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:14,266 I want to get her hooked so I can start rewriting on the trip. 163 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:15,643 I don't know where she is, Billy. 164 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:18,646 Call her and tell her that Billy Walsh has got a movie role for her. 165 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,648 I'm quite sure she'll come a-running. 166 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:23,442 Yeah, why put off till tomorrow what you can accomplish today? 167 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,277 All right, I'll see where she's at. 168 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,321 - What about us? - You can come. 169 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:28,864 No, me and Turtle ain't going nowhere. 170 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,199 Oh, we're not? 171 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,493 No, we're gonna sweep this entire airport 172 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,578 for suspicious and unsavory characters. 173 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:35,704 Get out of here. 174 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,165 Look, Turtle, you're getting on that plane in three hours either way, 175 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:39,708 so would you rather seek out terrorist scum 176 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,461 here on the ground now or 35,000 feet later? 177 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:44,547 Fine. 178 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,132 Yo, we're on. Let's go. 179 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:48,134 Hey, and seek out Ari too. 180 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,678 He's gotta be around here somewhere. 181 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:53,639 I confirmed 30 minutes ago and no one said a word. 182 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:55,641 - Sir, I'm sorry. - You're sorry? 183 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,935 Tell that to my work that's not getting done that could have been 184 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:00,604 getting done if I knew I had three hours that you're sorry. 185 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,815 Sir, this has been an extraordinary day. 186 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:05,151 - We're at code red. - Please, come on. 187 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,945 We're at code red every time the president has a loose stool. 188 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:10,364 Sir, may I suggest you lower your voice 189 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,616 before a National Guardsman mistakes it for a threat 190 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:15,244 - and inadvertently shoots you? - (PHONE RINGS) 191 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:18,038 My plane's been delayed for three hours, Lloyd. 192 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:19,832 And your wife is not going to Cannes. 193 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,542 Oh yeah? So what? How do you know? 194 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:24,044 - I spoke to her, Ari. - You did? Why? What'd she say? 195 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,380 She's fine with not going, right? She said she's fine. 196 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:29,341 "Fine" is not fine, Ari, not when it comes from a woman's mouth. 197 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,385 So no, she's not fine. 198 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:33,554 And somebody else is also not fine. 199 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,556 - Oh yeah? Who? - Me. 200 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:37,266 What's your problem? 201 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,727 You said if your wife didn't go to Cannes, that I could. 202 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:41,896 - When did I say that? - When you said 203 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,522 it wasn't time for me to get promoted yet. 204 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:46,275 You know what, Lloyd? I'm in the middle of a code-red alert. 205 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,277 We've got military police everywhere, 206 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,446 German shepherds ready to attack at a moment's notice. 207 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,239 I'm facing three-hour delays 208 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:54,325 and an uncertain, unsafe future, 209 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:57,536 so get off my ass and go get my wife her favorite flowers. 210 00:08:57,787 --> 00:09:00,164 - Do you even know what those are? - No, but you do. 211 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:01,916 Remember that. And remember 212 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,335 I also know what my favorite Teuscher chocolate truffles are. 213 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,003 Send yourself a box, Lloyd. 214 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:08,714 Okay, but this discussion is not over yet, Ari. 215 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,341 Yeah, it is. 216 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,885 BILLY: I need this role to be self-aware, 217 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:17,056 but with a subconscious lack of understanding. You understand? 218 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,142 Not totally. Is that bad? 219 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,852 When you read it, Anna, you'll understand. 220 00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:24,188 Exactly. I express myself better when I write. 221 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:27,566 The important thing is that I've seen "Scary Movie" 10 times 222 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:29,985 and I know you can bring it for me. 223 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,737 - Really? - Really. 224 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,656 Is he being serious? 225 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,824 Because I can't tell if he's making fun of me. 226 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:39,161 - What's wrong with "Scary Movie"? - I love "Scary Movie." 227 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,580 It just doesn't seem like it'd be your thing. 228 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,500 What do you think my thing would be? 229 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,710 "Blue Velvet" maybe, 230 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:50,005 or "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer." 231 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,840 I've seen them both 20 times also. 232 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:54,176 I'm a cinephile and I see everything. 233 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,761 I've seen "Lost in Translation" and loved it. 234 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:57,763 And I've seen "Just Friends"... I loved it too. 235 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,474 I see a contrast in you and me 236 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:04,853 that I think would work perfectly for this film. 237 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:08,524 And I would be honored if you just gave it a read. 238 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:20,369 Ah, there's a good-looking group, huh? 239 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,997 And I do feel safe with nuns. 240 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,124 - Not me. - Oh, come on. 241 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,959 God wouldn't take down a plane full of nuns. 242 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,377 I gotta believe in at least that much. 243 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,547 I believe it too, Turtle, but what if they're not nuns? 244 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,299 What else would they be? 245 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,301 What, you don't think it's odd that a group of nuns 246 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,719 is traveling to the South of France? 247 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:39,179 Since when can't nuns vacation, Drama? 248 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,598 They can, but just not to places like Cannes 249 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,600 in the biggest party season of the year 250 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,561 where girls roam the streets topless. 251 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,646 Maybe it's a missionary trip and they're there 252 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:50,024 - to convince the girls to cover up. - Maybe. 253 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:52,651 - Oh, Jesus. - What? 254 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:55,321 I'm fine with the nuns. It's this guy that scares me. 255 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,573 No profiling, Turtle. I don't believe it. 256 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,409 Have you seen "24," Drama? 'Cause I have. 257 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,079 - All right, let's make a move. - What kind of move? 258 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,373 The same kind of move I made 259 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,334 when I was terrified of Pete Minetto in high school... 260 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,169 we befriend him, make him love us. 261 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:13,005 That way when he seizes the plane and starts executing people 262 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,590 he let's us go free. 263 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,800 I don't want to befriend him. 264 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,928 Then I'm gonna feel no guilt if I survive. 265 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,934 Are these seats taken, my friend? 266 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,436 Great. 267 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,607 I'm Johnny. This is Turtle. 268 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:32,858 Oh, and this is Ari. 269 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:34,777 Ari... 270 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:37,946 Ari's fucked. 271 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,325 I'm an actor. What do you do? 272 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,494 MRS. ARl: I'm fine. I don't know what you're talking about. 273 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,662 If you're fine, why are you out shopping for cars? 274 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,831 What does one thing have to do with the other? 275 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,417 I want a new car. What, I can't have a new car if I want a new car? 276 00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,711 - It's my money also, Ari. - You can have a new car, baby. 277 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,380 Just calm down. I'm just saying you might want to go home 278 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,464 because there are probably some 279 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,715 beautiful new flowers waiting for you. 280 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,134 Why are you sending me flowers? Are you feeling guilty about something? 281 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,888 I'm not feeling guilty, baby. You're happy. You're fine with not going. 282 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,515 And you're happy I'm not going. 283 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,892 - Baby... - How much are the Maybachs? 284 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:10,687 - I'll call you back, Ari. - ANNOUNCER: For rescheduling. 285 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:13,023 Again, ladies and gentlemen... 286 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:16,151 - You gotta be shitting me. - (PHONE RINGING) 287 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:19,238 - Baby... - This is not your baby, Ari. 288 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,281 This is your underappreciated assistant. 289 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,659 - What do you want, Lloyd? - I spoke to my therapist 290 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,661 and he said I should not hide what I'm feeling. 291 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:29,164 I should express to you my hurt and disappointment about not going. 292 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,833 Well, now that you've expressed that, 293 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,919 let me express my frustration that my flight has been canceled. 294 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,256 Maybe this is karma. Perhaps you should do something 295 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,341 to turn it before something really bad happens. 296 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,051 Today, Lloyd? Under code red? 297 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,886 I'm sorry, Ari. That was wrong. 298 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,721 Yeah, it was. Now listen, 299 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,307 Call my boy Kenny Dichter over at Marquis Jets, 300 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,560 see if me and the boys can hop on a flight today. 301 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:52,354 - You're gonna fly private? - Just do it. 302 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:56,275 Maybe in France we'll hit the restaurant of your choice, on us. 303 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,652 The flight's canceled. Let's get the hell out of here. 304 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,612 Really? That's awesome. 305 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,491 How do I get in touch with you? 306 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,618 You don't. If it's meant to be 307 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,455 we'll run into each other. Be well, my friend. 308 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,957 That girl is wife material... 309 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,293 Wife, mother, grow-old-together material. 310 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,502 Too bad you have a girlfriend. 311 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,671 Yeah, Billy. You did promise you wouldn't hit on her. 312 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,299 I'm talking in terms of presence for the film, Vince. 313 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,259 The sister has to have that thing 314 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:25,095 that you just adore at all times in order for her to be able 315 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,347 to get away with some of the more vicious things that she does. 316 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,433 Speaking of which, you could have come to my defense 317 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,643 just a little when she was quizzing me back there, Suit. 318 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:32,728 Your defense? 319 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,438 Yeah, she's asking me some pretty tough questions, 320 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,231 you're just sitting there like you got your tongue cut out. 321 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,484 You were talking the whole time, Billy. What did you want me to say? 322 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,861 Anna did look at you a couple of times for reassurance 323 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,112 and you didn't give her much. 324 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,405 That's 'cause I'm in an awkward position. 325 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,157 I'm her manager but I'm also a producer on this. 326 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,659 Eh, it's a no-show-type job title anyway. 327 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,786 Look, I don't want to jam it down her throat, Vince. 328 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,830 Plus, it doesn't really matter. She's got the script, 329 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,624 she loved Billy, so what do you want me to say? 330 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:56,502 - You think she loved me, Suit? - (PHONE RINGING) 331 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,421 - Hey, what's up, Turtle? - Yo, E, our flight's canceled. 332 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,715 - What? - The whole airport's shut down. 333 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,092 All right, we'll meet you back at the house. 334 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,762 L.A.X. Is closed. There's no flights leaving today. 335 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,388 - Jesus. - What? 336 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,183 I couldn't bear going without you, baby. 337 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,936 Ari, I know they closed the airport. It's all over the news, 338 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,104 so stop making it like it's some grand gesture. 339 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,191 Baby, what did we learn about being passive-aggressive in therapy? 340 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,528 If you wanted to go you should have not said "I don't want to go." 341 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,696 I'm tired of feeling like I'm not wanted, Ari. 342 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,741 Baby, what are you talking about? This is a one-time thing. 343 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,660 Ari, you came home last night and you said 344 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,870 that the hotel had screwed us out of a king-sized bed 345 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,705 and would I "really be comfortable in a single?" 346 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,374 And then this morning before the news came on 347 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,167 you said that Brian Sher's wife wasn't going 348 00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:39,753 and if she found out that I was going, she would go crazy. 349 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,755 Ari, there are some men that would kill to go 350 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:44,007 to the South of France with me and if you're not one of them... 351 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,843 I am one of them, honey. I'm glad that the flight was canceled, 352 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,721 so now I can tell you I want you to go. 353 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,515 I don't want to go without you 354 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,393 and I love you. Now will you go? 355 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,937 - No, Ari, I won't. - Why not? 356 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,773 Well, because all that will do is assuage your guilt. 357 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:01,900 Why would you want to do that? 358 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,903 - Well, Ari, you shouldn't feel guilty. - What should I feel? 359 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,488 Sadness that for some reason 360 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,949 you're married to someone you don't like to be with. 361 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:12,119 Laura, I'll definitely need some help upstairs. 362 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,162 Hello, Lloyd. 363 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,081 Hello, Ari. 364 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,666 You're not my mistress. Stop being mad at me. 365 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,750 I'm no longer mad. 366 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:19,835 Well, you shouldn't be, Lloyd, 367 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:20,919 because I'd love to have you in Cannes. 368 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,254 So go home, pack your favorite sarong 369 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,422 and consider yourself invited. 370 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,757 - Are you serious, Ari? - I'm so serious 371 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,759 that I'm actually embarrassed for myself. 372 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,428 - That's very sweet of you, Ari. - It's not that sweet, 373 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,763 'cause I don't want to see you when I'm there. This is a man's trip, 374 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,016 so you're gonna have to find your own dick clique. 375 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,184 That is fine, Ari. Oh my God. 376 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,605 I'm so happy. But how are we getting there? 377 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,441 - You called Kenny D., right? - He says there are no jets. 378 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,109 The whole town is scrambling since the alert 379 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,277 and you scrambled too late. 380 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,738 - There's not one more plane? - There was one, 381 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,531 but Sydney Pollack just booked it. 382 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,699 Fuck! 383 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,118 TURTLE: The airline said that they can't guarantee 384 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,412 that we can get on a flight tomorrow? This is unreal. 385 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,081 My travel lady says we could drive to Phoenix, 386 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,418 get on a flight to St. Louis and then hop on a flight to France. 387 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,712 - (VINCE CHUCKLES) Sounds miserable. - TURTLE: Beyond miserable. 388 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,173 This is insane. "Medellin" premieres in 48 hours. 389 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,883 - We may not make it. - We'll make it. 390 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,469 - Ari will take care of it, I'm sure. - (PHONE RINGS) 391 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,471 - Hey, what's up, Anna? - Oh, hey. 392 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,389 I thought you'd be on a plane. I was gonna leave a message. 393 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,058 No, everything got canceled. Turn on the news. 394 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,018 Oh, I'm sorry. That sucks. 395 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,645 What's going on? 396 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,146 Um, it's about Billy's script. 397 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,481 Yeah? 398 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,524 Yeah. Can I speak freely? 399 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,693 Of course. What's going on? 400 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,320 I don't get it. 401 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,076 It's Sydney Pollack returning. My fingers are all crossed. 402 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,787 Is this my dear old friend Sydney? 403 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:39,498 I told you when I fired you we weren't friends, Ari. 404 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,333 You consider that a firing, Sydney? 405 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,210 I like to look back at it 406 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:44,920 as an amicable parting of the ways. 407 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,673 I'm not coming back, okay? You understand the word "never"? 408 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,508 Well, you just keep thinking about it 409 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,677 because this is not a business call, this is personal. 410 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:55,847 I need a lift to Cannes. I heard you got the last plane out of Marquis 411 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,891 and I've got to get Vinnie Chase and the "Medellin" crew 412 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:58,975 there by tomorrow. 413 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,937 "Medellin"...you know, I hear a lot of hype about that film. 414 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,855 It's phenomenal. It's absolutely phenomenal. 415 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,692 I'm not completely sold on that kid of yours yet. 416 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,527 After a plane ride and a screening 417 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,320 you'll see him as the next Redford. 418 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,447 You want to do a "Three Days of the Condor" sequel? 419 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,199 - No. - (GUNFIRE ONSCREEN) 420 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,034 I wouldn't mind meeting him, though. 421 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,537 You know, maybe something would come up. 422 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,540 - Yeah? - Okay, Ari, I'll give you a lift, 423 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,375 as long as I don't sit next to you. 424 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,668 I'll ride in the bathroom. 425 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,504 - How many you got? - Uh, six. 426 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:31,550 I can't take six. I can do maybe five, and that's gonna be tight. 427 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:34,720 We'll make do. Listen, I still love you, Sydney. 428 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,347 6:30 sharp at Van Nuys. Goodbye, Ari. 429 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:41,685 Lloyd, Lloyd, come on. It was a numbers thing. 430 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,311 You heard... I couldn't have done anything. 431 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,313 - Where are you going? - To unpack. 432 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,816 Unpack? You couldn't have even packed yet. 433 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,528 In my mind, I did, Ari. In my mind, I did. 434 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,280 It's not my fault she doesn't get it, Vince. 435 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,407 But it is your fault if you don't try and help her to. 436 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:56,700 What do you want me to say? 437 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,410 I want you to say that you're gonna go convince her 438 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,370 that she should do the movie, because that's what 439 00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:03,415 your director wants, and as a producer, that is your job. 440 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,708 It's your job, E. 441 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,334 How would you like me to try to convince her, Vince? 442 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,754 Tell her how great you think it's gonna be. 443 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,255 That's what she wants to hear. 444 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,965 What if I don't think it's gonna be great? What then? 445 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,259 Should I lie to her? 'cause that's not what a manager does. 446 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,761 Hey, you lied to me. 447 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:19,097 What, you don't think I know you don't like it? 448 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,932 I don't know, because you never asked for my opinion 449 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,100 before you agreed to do the movie. 450 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,310 That's because you hate Billy 451 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,645 and I knew there was no way you were gonna read it with an open mind. 452 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,355 What, you're a mind-reader now, Vince? 453 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,441 E, you asked me if I thought it was okay 454 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,943 if you sign Anna as a client and I said one thing: 455 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,279 "Just make sure it doesn't affect my career." 456 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,449 This is the movie I'm making and this is who I want to be in the movie. 457 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,451 And I really believe it's gonna be a great movie 458 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,786 and she's gonna be great in it. 459 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,788 I need you to believe that and try to make this happen. 460 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:43,872 And if I can't? 461 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,791 At least make me believe that you tried. 462 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,127 Hey, Ari called. He said we have to be at the airport in three hours. 463 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,670 - How are we getting there? - Sydney Pollack's 464 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,756 giving us a lift on his G-IV. 465 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,300 Sydney Pollack? Sweet. 466 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,385 I told you it was gonna work out. 467 00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,262 It always does, right? 468 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:00,931 ANNA: So do you really like the script? 469 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:01,973 You really hate it? 470 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,726 No, I don't hate it. I'm unsure. 471 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,728 You know, it's confusing. 472 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,897 I'm really looking for some guidance here, E. 473 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,649 Yeah, well, maybe you should give it another read. 474 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,612 "Leopold furiously cooks breakfast. 475 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:18,448 Curtis enters and Leopold, overcome by his presence, 476 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,867 sears his hand over the hot sizzling bacon. 477 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,869 Curtis begins to weep." 478 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,914 - It's written in haiku. - The guy's an original. 479 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,667 I'm a little surprised we're off on this. 480 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,752 Maybe it's just my head space right now. 481 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,879 But if you think I should do it... 482 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,215 Do you think I should do it? I really trust your opinion. 483 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,176 I think Billy's gonna make a great movie. 484 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,594 So you were happy with what he did on "Medellin"? 485 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,973 It got into Cannes. 486 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:46,935 Okay, I'll do it. 487 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,104 - Okay. - Okay. 488 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,690 I'm sure Billy and Vince will be happy to hear that. 489 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,149 So do you have to go to the airport? 490 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,943 Yeah, the flight leaves at 6:30. 491 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,696 Oh, you've got some time. Do you want a drink? 492 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,197 Sounds good. 493 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,411 Well, I think I'm excited. 494 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,622 You know, I'm excited to start a new movie 495 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,250 and to be free from my loser boyfriend. 496 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,627 You don't sound completely convinced. 497 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,005 Well, when you break up it's tough. 498 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,965 It's weird. I was with Dave for so long 499 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,802 that I've completely shut off any possibility of somebody else. 500 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,512 Fortunately, you're not gonna have to do much. 501 00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,556 Once people find out you're single, they're gonna be lining up. 502 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,765 Oh. 503 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,602 I'm gonna tell you something that's completely embarrassing, 504 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:29,769 but that'll cheer you up. 505 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:30,896 Yeah? 506 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,606 When we first met, I thought you were cute. 507 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:33,940 - Yeah? - Yeah. 508 00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:36,234 And I thought our first dinner was a date. 509 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,403 - Oh my god, are you serious? - Yeah. 510 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,655 Oh, I'm such an asshole. 511 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,157 No. No. 512 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,909 So you don't hate me for it? 513 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,328 - No, I'm happy to be working with you. - Me too. 514 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,580 And I'm glad you've become a good friend. 515 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,041 And I thought you were cute too 516 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,626 when I crashed into you. 517 00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,210 - Yeah? - Yeah. 518 00:20:55,922 --> 00:21:01,051 What? 519 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,220 I don't really like Billy's script, Anna. 520 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,016 I don't understand. 521 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,648 - (SIGHS) - Welcome to Marquis Jet, gentlemen. 522 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,858 And a very warm welcome it is. 523 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,444 Will you ladies be joining us on our trip to France? 524 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,738 No, but you'll be in their good hands. 525 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,740 Hi, Vince. 526 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,867 The friendly skies at last. 527 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,121 Somebody grab my fucking luggage. 528 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,998 DRAMA: You got a lot of bags, Billy? 529 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:35,377 I like a lot of wardrobe choices too when traveling abroad. 530 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,462 I got one bag, Drama, you fruit cup, 531 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:40,382 but I took three Ambiens and I can't lift my arms. 532 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,467 - Hey, what's up? - (LAUGHS) Fruit cup. 533 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,552 There they are, boys of "Medellin." 534 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,263 I want you all to say hello to Mr. Sydney Pollack. 535 00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:48,890 Hey, Sydney. Big fan. 536 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,184 Me too, Vince. Pleasure to have you guys. 537 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:53,353 Pleasure to be had, Sydney. 538 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,021 In fact, I've been dying to meet you 539 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,606 ever since I played the Redford role 540 00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:58,400 in "The Way We Were" off-Broadway. 541 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:01,069 - You played that part? - Yeah. You don't see it? 542 00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,113 - Uh, well... - Are we ready to go? 543 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:05,198 No, actually, we're waiting for one more. 544 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:07,325 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Five... we said five. 545 00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:10,662 Uh, I miscalculated, but it is no problem. 546 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,039 We'll take the late little man and put him in the overhead. 547 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:15,041 Every passenger has to have their own seat, sir. 548 00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:16,292 That's F.A.A. Regulations. 549 00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:18,503 Ari, rules. Come on, 550 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,338 I got my eight people to take care of. 551 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:22,173 You guys work it out and we'll see you on the plane. 552 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,634 - I'm sorry about that, Vince. - Hey, no problem. 553 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:29,264 What the hell, Ari? 554 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,890 BILLY: No one said an agent could count. 555 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,727 I screwed up, okay? But I can remedy this situation. 556 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:36,688 Everyone that does not have a purpose in Cannes, say "Aye." 557 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,481 Turtle, Drama, don't hold back. 558 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,233 Hey, I have a purpose there, Ari... 559 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:42,694 To raise the awareness of Johnny Chase... 560 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,529 A purpose that also translates to cash 561 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,322 in the Miller-Gold pockets, I might add. 562 00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:49,451 Look, guys, Drama's right. He has more of a purpose there than me. 563 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,077 I'll stay back. It's cool. Don't worry. 564 00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:53,121 - Boom. - Oh, great. Now I feel terrible. 565 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,290 - It's fine. - Nobody's hanging back 566 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,250 or everybody's hanging back, okay? 567 00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,210 Vinnie, what are you talking about? You bled for this thing. 568 00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:01,880 - You've gotta go. It's your movie. - We all bled for it, Ari. 569 00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:04,340 We'll get another plane tomorrow, 'cause tonight it's all or none. 570 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,968 - There may not be a plane tomorrow. - Billy, why don't you go? 571 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,013 Eh, fuck it. I'm a team player. 572 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,515 Look, I will bail. I gotta salvage a marriage anyway. 573 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,558 Don't worry about it. 574 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,560 No, no, "all or none of us" includes you, Ari. 575 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,604 Excuse me, ladies, would you mind telling Mr. Pollack 576 00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:19,564 that we're gonna have to catch another ride? 577 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,900 Hey, Vin, should we call E, tell him not even to bother? 578 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:23,818 Unless my triple vision's getting the best of me, 579 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,320 that looks like him right there. 580 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,489 - Sorry I'm late, guys. - You're not. 581 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,908 We sacrificed the plane to the god of friendship. 582 00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:31,076 What? 583 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,702 Billy, if it's meant to be, we'll get there. 584 00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:34,829 - How'd the meeting go? - Not great. 585 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,790 - So she's not gonna do it? - No, she's not doing it. 586 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,625 Good. I was thinking I wanted to keep it. 587 00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:40,627 - As the brother anyway. - Hello. 588 00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:42,921 LLOYD: Ari, since you didn't want to sail the open seas with me, 589 00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,715 I'm taking Tom on a Rosie cruise to Puerto Vallarta for a week. 590 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,759 - Sounds good, Lloyd. - We are on our way 591 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,427 and I'm not even asking permission. 592 00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:52,347 All right. Listen, have a great time, wear a life vest, 593 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,641 'cause the only bobbing you should be doing is on Tom's cock. 594 00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:55,892 Thanks, Ari. 595 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,062 So what now, Ari? 596 00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:00,438 Turtle, what's up? How are you doing? 597 00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:01,606 Kanye, what's up, man? 598 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,316 - How are you doing? - I've been good. 599 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,443 How does Turtle know Kanye? 600 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:07,987 - Yo, what's up, Turtle? - Kanye, Ari Gold. How are you? 601 00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:09,781 I called your manager about you and I sitting down 602 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:12,033 for a little meet-and-greet. You know my boy Vinnie, right? 603 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,868 Yeah, I know Vince. 604 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,870 What's up, Kanye? How have you been? 605 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,747 - Good. Where are you headed? - Nowhere. 606 00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:19,791 We got no plane, man. Where are you guys heading? 607 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,918 We're going to London. We're just chilling out for a second. 608 00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:23,586 How much room you got? 609 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:25,463 We got a little room. 610 00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:29,342 Well, you feel like making a quick stop in Cannes? 611 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,302 Not really. I mean... 612 00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:33,138 You'd be really helping us out. 613 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:34,681 Yeah, I mean, like... 614 00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:36,850 - Who do we know in Cannes? - Everybody. 615 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:38,643 Everybody's over there. 616 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:41,104 - It would really mean a lot to us. - Come on, Kanye. 617 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:43,148 Well, I guess we're going to Cannes. 618 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:45,942 - (ALL CHEERING) - Kanye to the rescue. 619 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,325 Vinnie, go ahead. I'm just gonna make a quick call. 620 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,327 - To your wife? - Yes. Leave no man behind. 621 00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,746 Put in a good word to Kanye for me. 622 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,291 - (PHONE RINGS) - Hello. 623 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:04,002 Baby, listen, it's not that I didn't want you to go. 624 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:05,670 I love you by my side always. 625 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:08,256 It's just that I wanted to be one of the boys for once 626 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,924 with Vinnie and everyone. I just... 627 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:12,719 I wanted to feel young again, you know? 628 00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:14,512 But now I know that I don't 629 00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:16,639 and I want to feel my age with you. 630 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:20,018 That's sort of a sweet sentiment, Ari. 631 00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:22,562 I want you to get down here. Come on down, honey. 632 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,899 Go on your boys' trip, Ari. I understand. 633 00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:27,233 If you'd been honest from the beginning, 634 00:25:27,318 --> 00:25:28,860 we would have been all good. 635 00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:30,612 - Really? - Really. 636 00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:32,697 But I do want you to come. 637 00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:35,450 I know, and that's enough for me. 638 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,952 - You're amazing. - Thank you, Ari. 639 00:25:38,621 --> 00:25:40,788 Oh, and thank you for all the lavish gifts. 640 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,123 It was very thoughtful. 641 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:43,833 You deserve it. 642 00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:45,710 Uh, how thoughtful was I? 643 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,630 - Have a safe flight, Ari. - I love you. 644 00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:54,636 - So she fired you? - Yep. 645 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,888 - Will she maybe still date you? - Nope. 646 00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,681 - TURTLE: Tough break. - Sorry, E. 647 00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:00,808 She'll maybe still date me. 648 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:04,646 - Bringing your wife, Ari? - No, and I'm actually sad. 649 00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:06,564 Yo, what up, everybody? It's Kanye 650 00:26:06,649 --> 00:26:08,900 and we're getting ready to take off in just a few minutes. 651 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,485 And for those of you who don't know, 652 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,362 I actually took flying lessons a week ago, 653 00:26:12,446 --> 00:26:14,239 and even though it's totally illegal, 654 00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:16,491 I'm gonna fly us out of here. 655 00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:20,745 Nah, I'm just fucking with you. 656 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:23,414 I'm just fucking with you. We've got some real old-school pilot, 657 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:25,750 used to fly Air Force One, extremely old. 658 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:28,002 Actually, it might be his last flight. He's gonna retire. 659 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,630 And just a little heads up: When you see the flight attendants 660 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,423 coming down the aisle, Mandy and Sandy, 661 00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:35,551 feel free to get a massage, 'cause it's crazy. 662 00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:37,637 - It's crazy. - (LAUGHS) 663 00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:39,847 Good afternoon, gentlemen. 664 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:42,392 I'm hot stone. She's shiatsu. 665 00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:45,103 - Can I freshen up your drink for you? - DRAMA: Yes, you can. 666 00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:47,605 - Still sad, Ari? - Yeah, 667 00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:50,024 but I will get over it. 668 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,234 - Cheers to that. - Yeah. 669 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:52,318 Cheers. 670 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,541 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)