1 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,341 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,347 ♪ Oooh! ♪ 3 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,185 ♪ Yeah yeah! ♪ 4 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,354 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,691 ♪ Yeah, my mind had been enabled ♪ 6 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,943 ♪ In the memory you overflow ♪ 7 00:00:27,111 --> 00:00:29,445 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 8 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,531 ♪ Even if I tumble, fall ♪ 9 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:34,867 ♪ I'm okay ♪ 10 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:39,163 ♪ But I need you desperately ♪ 11 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:44,711 ♪ You know I need you desperately ♪ 12 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:54,095 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 13 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:10,403 ♪ Yeah, oh yeah ♪ 14 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,905 ♪ Oh yeah. ♪ 15 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,957 Turtle: Tell us, Vince, what are we doing here? 16 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:26,252 We're having our own private launch party for our new tequila company. 17 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,754 Name, Vin. Give 'em the name. 18 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,213 Uh, Tequila Avion. 19 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:31,215 - (with accent) Avión. - Avión. 20 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:34,510 - Huh-uh, Avión. - Avión! 21 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:36,471 And who is this? 22 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,097 This is my friend Sasha. 23 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:39,891 Aren't we more than friends by now? 24 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:42,101 Oh no no, we are. We're very good friends. 25 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:45,021 - And this is my friend. - Alex. 26 00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:47,356 Notice how she didn't say we're more than friends? 27 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,567 You don't make a move soon, Turtle, I'm gonna have to. 28 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:52,361 - What, am I not here? - I'm just saying. 29 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:55,490 He's made moves. We're just taking it slow. 30 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:58,701 Real slow. Like the 405 at rush hour. Ow. 31 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:01,871 Well, Alex, all I know is I've had a lot of sex in my life 32 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:04,499 and the best sex I've ever had was while drinking this. 33 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:06,793 Can we quote international star 34 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,961 of stage and screen Sasha Grey on that? 35 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:12,632 I'm not shy. Drink this and you'll have the best sex of your life. 36 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:16,302 Guys can fuck like me and girls can fuck like a porn star. 37 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,971 - (laughs) - Come on, Vince. 38 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,807 That was awesome. 39 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,267 Oh my God. (shrieks) 40 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:26,687 So what is the deal? Are you two gonna bang or what? 41 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,523 Jesus, Drama. I thought you were dead. 42 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:31,359 No, I'm just unemployed, sad and lonely. 43 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:34,737 Don't worry, I'm saving a piece of my piece of this company for you. 44 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:36,489 That makes me feel much better. 45 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:39,408 Say something on camera about it. You're a pseudo-celeb. 46 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:42,662 I don't drink tequila. I drink Johnny Blue 47 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,664 'cause I'm not a pseudo-man like you. 48 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:47,375 - All right, you're out. - I am out. 49 00:02:47,543 --> 00:02:50,878 Doesn't drink tequila. Huh, what a loser. 50 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:52,338 What? 51 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,881 I was gonna kiss you. 52 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:56,217 - You've already kissed me. - Fine, then I won't. 53 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:58,678 Why? Why do you like teasing me so much? 54 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,346 I told you, I'm not that easy. 55 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,139 No, you're like breaking into Fort Knox. 56 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:04,392 Then I guess you'd better keep trying. 57 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:09,522 - (cheering) - Yay, Turtle. 58 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,110 Okay, so what are we looking at here? 59 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:17,196 Well, sexual harassment maybe. Wrongful termination possibly. 60 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,365 I didn't terminate her. She quit. 61 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,993 She felt that she was overlooked for a promotion she deserved. 62 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,744 I would have given it to her. 63 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:26,914 Whose side are you on? I didn't do anything wrong here. 64 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,833 Obviously Amanda Daniels disagrees. 65 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:31,544 Why would she be willing to spend her money supporting Lizzie? 66 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,504 - To get back at me. - For what? 67 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:36,549 He stopped her from getting a job she wanted once upon a time also. 68 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,009 There is no case here. 69 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:40,219 You say Lizzie's written down things you've said? 70 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:43,306 - Yes, in a journal. - Yeah, made-up words obviously. 71 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,809 - Obviously. - Look, it's her word against mine, right? 72 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:49,937 They'll subpoena everyone in this office. What might they say? 73 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,731 What do you think they might say? 74 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:54,775 He told me I'd look good with a ball gag in my mouth last week. 75 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,111 - Ari. - Lloyd! 76 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:00,656 - Yes? - What would you say 77 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:03,242 about my treatment of you over the last five years? 78 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,828 - Treatment? - This is Jim Lefkowitz, Lloyd. 79 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:08,080 - Our attorney. - Attorney? 80 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,791 - What's going on? - The lovely Lizzie Grant may sue me. 81 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:13,461 And you, Lloyd, and everyone who works here may be asked 82 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:16,631 to describe how Ari treats his employees. So what would you say? 83 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:20,384 Ari has always been gracious and lovely, fair and reasonable. 84 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,929 This has been a dreamlike job from minute one. 85 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,513 And would you say that if you were under oath, 86 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,682 facing a perjury charge and possible jail time? 87 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:31,437 Oh God, I can't do time, Ari. I don't think anybody in my family could. 88 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,940 - I'm sorry. - Go! 89 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,108 So do you think others would speak better of him? 90 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,194 Worse is my guess. 91 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:40,613 What do you suggest? 92 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,950 Well, I mean, you're trying to bring an NFL team to Los Angeles. 93 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,370 - So? - So the NFL doesn't like controversy. 94 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:50,039 This goes to trial, win or lose, that's over. You know that. 95 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,083 And your wife and kids won't like it either. 96 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,709 I haven't done anything wrong. 97 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:56,212 - Jim, what do you suggest? - I suggest you offer Ms. Grant 98 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:58,714 a generous amount of money to not pursue legal action. 99 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,759 I already offered her a generous severance package. 100 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,469 I'm offering her nothing else. 101 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,138 I'll call her new boss and convince her 102 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:09,016 not to waste her time or her money on this thing. 103 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:12,395 Just make sure she doesn't write down everything you say. 104 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,481 - She's right. - Jake! 105 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:18,150 Get Amanda Daniels on the phone. 106 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:20,820 - Morning, E. - Morning. 107 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,238 Late night? You look tired. 108 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:24,073 I was up till 10:00 tasting wedding cakes. 109 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:25,491 I'm not tired, I'm nauseous. 110 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,785 - Any sign of an offer for Vince? - Mm-hmm. 111 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:30,538 - How is it? - Oh, I didn't look. 112 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:32,999 Okay, it's incredible. 113 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,711 - Wow. Scott! - Oh, and a Billy Walsh called. 114 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,963 - Scott! Oh, come on. - Yeah, why, who is he? 115 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:41,215 He was supposed to be a big director for a minute. Never heard of him? 116 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:43,050 - Shall I call him back? - No, but call Ari. 117 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:44,885 Tell him I want to talk to him about this. Thank you. 118 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:46,554 Yes, Murray, I know. 119 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:49,181 Yes, Murray, I know. Eric's here, he says hello. 120 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,725 - Hi, Murray. - He says hi, yeah. 121 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:53,019 Okay, I love you. I really do. Have a good trip. 122 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,688 - Have fun. Okay, bye. I hate myself. - What's the problem? 123 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,190 - He wants me to babysit his house. - He's got a nice house. 124 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,651 He also has two pugs that do nothing but snore and shit. 125 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,862 - Don't worry about that. Look at this. - What is it? 126 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,864 Vince's offer for "Air-Walker." 127 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:09,910 - Back end? - Huge, and 12 upfront. 128 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,121 - Holy shit! - (laughs) 129 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:14,123 I have Billy Walsh again. 130 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,542 Tell him I'm out of town or something like that. 131 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,961 - Did you call Ari? - I left word with his assistant. 132 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,130 Call him back, tell him we're heading down there. 133 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:22,840 - We are? - Yes. You can be 134 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,593 my eyewitness that he had absolutely nothing to do with this. 135 00:06:25,761 --> 00:06:27,762 I can do that. 136 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,431 - (roaring) - (people screaming) 137 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,852 - Johnny, you've got to stop drinking. - Why? 138 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,729 'Cause you've been going for 16 straight hours. 139 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,148 - So have you. - Yeah, but I'm happy drinking. 140 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:42,401 I'm gonna keep doing it until I get a job. 141 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,070 Maybe you should do a play. 142 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,155 I'd love to, bro, but I can't afford it. 143 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:47,907 My mortgage rate's ready to reset. 144 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,826 Whatever movie I do next I'm making sure there's a role in it for you. 145 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,244 Vince... 146 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,871 And I got your mortgage until you find a job. 147 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:56,165 And that will be pretty soon I'm sure. 148 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,793 How do you know, bro? I was on a series six months ago. 149 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,796 I haven't had an offer since. Correction... 150 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:04,757 Dos Equis asked me to be the least interesting man in the world. 151 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,343 Johnny, this town is up and down, up and down. 152 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,428 You know that. I mean, look at me. 153 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,514 I was done, but I came back. 154 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,933 - And you will too. - I hope so, bro. 155 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,102 But for now, let me wallow in my misery. 156 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,104 Stop wallowing with my tequila. 157 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:21,398 - I'm gonna run out of samples. - Boo. What, are you in a bad mood too? 158 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,442 - No, why? - You look sad. 159 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,277 I guess he couldn't close Alex. 160 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,071 It was looking pretty good to me. 161 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:28,572 I closed. I closed. 162 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,950 - Great, so how was it? - For me or for her? 163 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:34,120 We know it couldn't have been any good for her, so let's hear about you. 164 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,705 But first, have a drink. 165 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,916 - It's 10:00 AM. - Suit yourself. 166 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,043 Top me off, bro. 167 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,711 So what happened? 168 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:45,756 I really don't want to talk about this. 169 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:48,008 Lighten up, Turtle. If it's any consolation, 170 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:50,302 this moonshine of yours is starting to grow on me. 171 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,304 - Great. - Come on, tell us what happened. 172 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,765 (sighs) I closed. 173 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,934 I did. I just didn't close well. 174 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:59,478 What, did you pop off early? It's been a long time for you. 175 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,313 Yeah, Turtle, that's no big deal. 176 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,649 No, it wasn't that. It just didn't start out so good 177 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,609 and then I couldn't find my groove. 178 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,236 What, you didn't eat it right? 179 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,822 - Disaster. - I'm sure you're just imagining it. 180 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,867 No, I'm not. And the truth is I've been imagining it for a month. 181 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:15,411 She is so hot and then finally 182 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:19,248 I was all ready and I made my way down there and... 183 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,417 - What? - Nothing. 184 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:23,586 - Something. - You guys are gonna laugh at me. 185 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,045 - No we won't. - No no no. 186 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:28,841 Okay, I made my way down there just as the sun came up. 187 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,177 The harsh light hit it directly 188 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,179 and it was completely bald and I freaked. 189 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,556 - (laughing) - Yeah, see? 190 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:38,225 I'm sorry. Why did you freak? 191 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:40,019 Seriously, Turtle. I love that. 192 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:43,564 It's like you peel back the curtains to reveal the mystery of Oz. 193 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,191 I don't have a problem with it. 194 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,943 It's just that close-up with the sun, it shocked me. 195 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:50,070 What, you saw a shaved box before? 196 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:52,406 I have in porn. Just not in 3D. 197 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:55,409 I've been with girls who were nicely groomed... landing strip. 198 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,870 The landing strip went out in the mid '90s, bro. 199 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,581 It's the truth. Everyone goes smooth nowadays. 200 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:03,375 - Even you, I bet. - Smooth balls for sure. 201 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,586 And I hope you do yours as well. 202 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:07,963 - I don't groom my dick, no. - Are you kidding? 203 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:10,132 It's 2010; you'd better. 204 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:13,052 - Do people really do this, Vin? - I only know about my own dick. 205 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,054 And, Turtle, you should only worry about yours. 206 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,681 But listen, you haven't been with many chicks since Jamie. 207 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,725 Many meaning zero. 208 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,852 And you were nervous. So I'm sure you did fine. 209 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,438 No, I didn't. I need another shot. 210 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,690 - Well, I am sure you will get one. - I hope. 211 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:29,777 Well, if you do, you'd better do a little courtesy manscaping. 212 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:32,821 Can't have your dick looking like a Chia Pet, bro. 213 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,199 (laughs) 214 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,535 Can I just get a little support? At least tell me I'm not crazy. 215 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,537 No, you're not crazy. Murray's hard on you. 216 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,790 People get into patterns in work relationships. 217 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:45,209 Sometimes it's hard to get out of them. You'll see with Ari and I. 218 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:47,044 - Why? How's that go? - Well, he's a dick. 219 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,129 - Better not be a dick to me. - Take it easy. 220 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:52,258 Would it be so bad if I gave Ari Gold a smack in front of all his peers? 221 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,343 Hey, Eric, and... 222 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:55,928 - Scott. - Scott. 223 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,931 I told your office now is not a good time. Ari is not in a great mood. 224 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,433 - Has that whore called me back yet? - Told you. 225 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,310 No, not yet. 226 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,354 - I'm gonna cheer him up, Jake. - No, Eric, wait. 227 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,606 - Uh, Ari... - Hey, Ari. 228 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,608 What is this, the Big Brother Program of America? 229 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,694 - Except who's the Big Brother? - This is Scott Lavin. 230 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,655 - So? - I called you last week twice about Vince. 231 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,782 What are you two doing in my office when you don't have a meeting on the books? 232 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,118 - Is he kidding? - We're here for Vince. 233 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,704 Vince. You remember Vince? 234 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:24,164 He doesn't play in the NFL but he still makes a good amount of money. 235 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:27,626 Who the fuck are you and why am I wasting my time listening to you? 236 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,670 E, I got a lot on my plate. Speak fast. 237 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,130 We got a big offer for Vince. 238 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,924 Could be worth $100 million over three movies. 239 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,385 - Look, now he's paying attention. - Scott. 240 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,472 - Randall Wallace? - Scott: And Stan Lee. 241 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,183 - Why don't I know about this? - 'Cause you don't call anybody back. 242 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,935 - I'll call Vince myself. - Don't do that. 243 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,771 Truth is we got this done without you but we obviously care about your opinion. 244 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:51,150 Thank you, I appreciate it. The truth is I've been a little under it lately. 245 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,693 - E: NFL? - Personal stuff. 246 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,445 Oh wow. Everything okay with the family? 247 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,155 - Yeah, thanks. - Amanda Daniels. 248 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,115 - I've got to take this. - She's on her way up. 249 00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,700 - She's on her way up? - Uh-huh. 250 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,410 - What are you doing with Amanda? - Nothing. 251 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,037 You hitting that? 252 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:06,040 Look, you guys got to go. This is really important. 253 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,167 I will call you as soon as I go over this very thoroughly. 254 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,337 - He is hitting that. - Listen, E, I'll call you in an hour. 255 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:15,007 Make sure that your dopplegang-banger stays off the line. Go! 256 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,969 - Hello, Amanda. - Hello, Eric. 257 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,763 - Get the fuck out. - Don't ever touch me again, 258 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,849 - you fucking jerkoff. - What are you doing here, Amanda? 259 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,226 You called and I thought you might threaten me to my face. 260 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:29,146 - No one wants to threaten you, okay? - Then what do you want? 261 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,690 I just simply want to know if you really want to burn 262 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,985 every last dollar that you have trying to slander my name. 263 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,737 - Slander? - Mm-hmm. 264 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,572 No, I read Lizzie's journals. 265 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:41,075 There's some pretty horrific stuff in there, even for you. 266 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,785 Why are you doing this? 267 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,661 Because once upon a time you walked into my office 268 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:47,331 and you took a job away from me that I deserved simply because you could. 269 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:50,542 - So it's about payback? - No no, this is like arms control. 270 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,461 See, you're like Iran 271 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,713 and I need to take away your weapons because you're reckless. 272 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,799 You're smart enough to know it's only a matter of time 273 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,218 before I scoop up one of your castoffs and sue you right back. 274 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,011 (laughs) Unlike you, 275 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:03,389 I had the foresight to work Lizzie for a while. 276 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,891 So I have proof, you'd only have hearsay. 277 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:09,144 Lizzie's little work-of-fiction journal proves that I'm guilty 278 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:12,564 like Lindsay "Blow-han" proves that fame is fucking healthy. 279 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,401 (laughs) She has recordings of you too. 280 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,027 - Your voice. - Bullshit. 281 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,279 Oh, it's true. The tapes are so clear 282 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,073 it sounds like they were professionally recorded. 283 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,908 - You heard them? - I listened to them, yeah, 284 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,702 the last three nights and played with myself while fantasizing 285 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:28,414 about fucking you in the ass. 286 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,958 Anything else you wanted to say? I freed up my afternoon. 287 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:34,086 You follow through on this and you're starting a war. 288 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,922 Then man up, Ari, because I love to battle. 289 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,591 (laughs) It's funny, you know. 290 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,094 This was actually less hostile than I expected. 291 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,685 So Vince has been tweeting the shit out of the tequila. 292 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,270 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 293 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,981 - Said he started a new company. - That's great. 294 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,607 I was thinking of posting some of the videos. 295 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,652 - The cool ones, not the silly ones. - Yeah. 296 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:01,280 Totally. 297 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,282 How's your sandwich? 298 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,826 Good. 299 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,119 Cool. 300 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,787 Better than last night. 301 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:12,124 - What? - I'm kidding. 302 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,836 - No you weren't. - Come on, it was awkward. 303 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:19,131 - You think? - I think maybe we just did it too soon. 304 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,467 Or maybe we shouldn't have done it at all. 305 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,260 No no no, of course we should have done it. 306 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,595 It was my fault. It was me. 307 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,430 - I take full responsibility. - For what? 308 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,974 - For the awkwardness. - What happened? 309 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,144 We were having a great time and then the second the clothes came off 310 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,730 you turned into a clumsy mute. 311 00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,565 I wasn't feeling great. 312 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,817 I don't know, Turtle. Maybe we're just not meant to be like that. 313 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,653 I mean, Sasha said she had the best sex of her life on our tequila. 314 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,405 I thought it was the worst. 315 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,866 It wasn't the worst. 316 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,160 Okay, you've got to give me another shot. 317 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,454 Maybe we're just meant to be business partners. 318 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,165 No no no, come on. I will wine you and dine you 319 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,751 and woo you and I will blow your mind in bed. 320 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,419 You think? 321 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,505 Let me try. 322 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,173 Okay. 323 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,175 You can try. 324 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,345 Excuse me. Can I have some ketchup, please? 325 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,895 - Hello. - Hi. 326 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:17,356 Hi, I'm William Walsh. I'm an old friend of Vince's. 327 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,608 I'm Sasha, a new friend of Vince's. 328 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,818 Billy Walsh. Oh my God. 329 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,112 Vince, how are you? It's been awhile. 330 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,031 I'll say. Come here. How are you? 331 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,076 - I'm okay. - Hey, Sash, this is Billy Walsh, 332 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,119 - an amazing filmmaker. - That's kind of you to say. 333 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,580 I thought you looked familiar, but different. 334 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,374 I've been through a lot and back again. 335 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,042 - Can I come in? - Of course, of course. 336 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,796 Hey, Johnny, look who's here. 337 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:43,799 Jeez, Billy Walsh. It's like a mirage. 338 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:47,094 - How are you, Drama? - Peachy, Billy. 339 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:48,971 I'm getting jerked off by the network 340 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,348 'cause nobody can find an idea for me. 341 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:52,933 You got one? 342 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,851 Not off the top of my head, no. 343 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,687 Superb. 344 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,146 You seem angry, Drama. 345 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,983 I've always been, Billy. Only now I'm drunk too. 346 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:04,069 - I shot a movie with you. - Yeah, uh... 347 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,905 You know, maybe this wasn't the best place for me to come. 348 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,741 Porn stars, alcohol, manic depressives... 349 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:13,495 I've avoided all temptation for the last 24 months now. 350 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,080 So what are you doing here, Billy? 351 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,000 I came to get back into the business I left behind. 352 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:21,670 Vince isn't gonna make another stinker with you, Billy, if that's what you're thinking. 353 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,505 No, Vince isn't what I need at this point. 354 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,841 So what do you need? 355 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,759 E. 356 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:32,848 Vince needs to get rid of Ari. 357 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,892 - Enough already. - I'm being serious. 358 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,395 I mean, the guy is barely even in the business anymore. 359 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:41,481 What do you think is gonna happen when he's standing on an NFL sideline 360 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,775 spending all his time trying to bang cheerleaders? 361 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,902 Look, Ari's got a big mouth but he's done a lot by us. 362 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,946 And he's obviously got some serious stuff going on. 363 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,407 So does Vince and he needs someone who's gonna be on the ball. 364 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,284 Are you telling me you can't handle an offer? 365 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,120 You can't make sure he's paid? Make sure he has a nice trailer? 366 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,539 Ari and Vince's attorneys handle the little details. 367 00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,626 We can take it to his attorney. We can handle the details. 368 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,962 If Ari's so stressed out maybe he'd appreciate you taking the reins on this one. 369 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,173 Come on, aren't you tired of being a pushover? 370 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,966 - Who's a pushover? - We both are. 371 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,426 We handled this thing for Vince. 372 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,136 We're basically the ones keeping this company afloat. 373 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,639 - So now you're back to Murray? - Of course I'm back to Murray. 374 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,516 We do all the work. I mean, the guy is literally never here. 375 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,644 - I wouldn't say never. - You wouldn't say never? 376 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,730 Murray! Hey, Murray! 377 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,232 - Anyone seen Murray, ever? - Are you on drugs? 378 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,693 No, I'm fucking angry, as you should be too. 379 00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:28,820 - About what, Murray or Ari? - About both of them. 380 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,074 They are checking out, okay? We cannot. 381 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,034 This is our future, all right? 382 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,827 You saw how we handled this deal with Vince. 383 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,663 You saw how we handled Ari. 384 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,207 We can run Vince and this company without either one of them. 385 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,668 You do realize that I'm marrying Murray's god-daughter, right? 386 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,712 - The one who got me this job. - Family before business, I get it. 387 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,674 But you and Sloan are about to start your own family so you need to start... 388 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,510 - Shauna's on the phone and she's freaking out. - Who isn't? 389 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,304 She says that Vince tweeted that he started some tequila company 390 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,390 and Turtle posted some racy videos about it. 391 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,850 Awesome. 392 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,987 No, I did not know that Vince was dating a porn star, Shauna. 393 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,867 No, I didn't know that he started his own tequila company either. 394 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,786 I have to go. 395 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:21,373 Lizzie Grant. I didn't know that you ate here. 396 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,041 Well, I know you don't eat here 397 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,043 'cause you don't like, and I'm quoting, 398 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,337 "eating with all the pussy-ass bitch agents." 399 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:30,173 You know what? I have grown to love my own kind. 400 00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,092 - Are you following me? - You can't prove it. 401 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,053 You would be amazed at what I could prove. 402 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,013 - I talked to your boss. - I'm aware. 403 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:40,016 Yeah, she may use nicer words but she's a much worse person than me. 404 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,060 Anyone in this town could tell you that. 405 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,187 That is so funny because she swears 406 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,565 you're the worst person she's ever dealt with. 407 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,401 - Stealing clients, lying... - Have you ever seen me steal clients? 408 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,486 Ari, I have no interest in talking to you. 409 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:54,948 Well, I have an interest in you not sullying my name. 410 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,242 So tell me what you want. 411 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,745 - What I want? - Yes. 412 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,955 How much money to settle 413 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,666 so we don't end up in court where you will lose? 414 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:08,837 A writer's assistant on a sitcom once sued for inappropriate talk. 415 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,423 It went to the Supreme Court. You know what they told her? 416 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,926 They told her that the writers can talk about gang-banging her 417 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,429 all day long as long as they don't do it. 418 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,431 I know the case. They're creative. 419 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,434 You're certainly not. So you can talk about gang-banging all day, 420 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,478 but you're the only one who's gonna get fucked. 421 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,021 - 100,000. - No. 422 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:27,773 - 250. - How about 10 million? 423 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,942 - Don't be absurd. - You think I'm being absurd? 424 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,236 I think that you're whoring yourself out 425 00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,322 to a witch of a woman who is trying to get you 426 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:38,325 - to slander a good family man's name. - (laughs) 427 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,535 $1 million not to sue. 428 00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,954 Ari, I cannot tell you 429 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,499 how good it makes me feel to watch you squirm. 430 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,168 But you can rest easy, 'cause I've already told Amanda 431 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,170 that I'm not gonna sue you. So keep your money. 432 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,172 - You're not? - No. 433 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:55,884 I will make my money because I'm smart and I'm talented, 434 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,677 not because you're repugnant. 435 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,930 I think you're doing the right thing, 436 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,140 because no one needs to hear about our past. 437 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,558 No, that's where you're wrong. 438 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,727 Everyone needs to hear. 439 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,563 I want the women of the world to know how you treat them. 440 00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,482 What does that mean? 441 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,983 Check "Deadline Hollywood." 442 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,027 I'm sure the story should be posted sometime soon, 443 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,654 unless you can buy them off. 444 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,657 You sent tapes of me to "Deadline Hollywood"? 445 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,200 Is that even legal? 446 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,494 Sue me. 447 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,708 (grunts) 448 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,961 I thought you wanted to conserve your product. 449 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,171 - I want to relax. - You freaking about tonight? 450 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,715 I'm not freaking, I'm just on edge a little. 451 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,593 Let me tell you, shoving that poison down your throat is not the remedy. 452 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:41,429 Poison? This is 100% pure agave. 453 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,558 The only remedy for you is storming the hairless beaches. 454 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,393 You're gonna be fine, Turtle. 455 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:47,853 I don't normally have performance issues. 456 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,980 Yeah, you perform as often as Led Zeppelin. 457 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,232 You should probably take a cab. Or I can drive you. 458 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,525 You should take a cab. 459 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,027 I like you two as my parents. 460 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,530 - Hey, Vin, where's the can? - To the left. 461 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,074 Yo, Turtle, you want a Cialis? 462 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,118 No. Maybe. 463 00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:05,412 Hi, I need a cab for 3750 Longo. 464 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,372 Johnny, why do you carry around Cialis? 465 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,583 In case I really got to bury one. 466 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,876 You should use Kaboom. 467 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,627 - You get a bigger bang. - Good tip. 468 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:15,046 E, to what do we owe this pleasure? 469 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,424 Turtle posted a video of you and Sasha on Twitter. 470 00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,217 I just got reamed out by Shauna. 471 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,595 That was unintentional. I edited smaller parts. 472 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,097 - I just accidentally uploaded the whole thing. - I thought it was cute. 473 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,057 A movie star telling guys to fuck like him 474 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,393 and girls to fuck like a porn star isn't cute, Vince. 475 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,978 - I said that? - Yes. 476 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,271 You did. 477 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,189 I'm sure the way I said it was very charming. 478 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,442 Turtle, what happened? I thought the tequila company was gonna be on the down low. 479 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,235 No, it only went out to my Twitter followers. 480 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,321 - You have a million and a half followers. - I do? 481 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,573 Yeah, now TMZ, Perez Hilton 482 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,617 and Just Jared all want to know if Sasha's your girlfriend. 483 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,243 Well, tell them she is. 484 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,579 I thought we were just really good friends. 485 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,165 Look, Vince, you just got the biggest offer of your career today, all right? 486 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,459 - I just want to make sure you're focused. - I'm focused. 487 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:54,961 - I'm focused. Aren't I focused? - Seems focused to me. 488 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,505 You see? So how was the offer? Was it good? 489 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,925 Yeah, it's great. Ari's looking it over right now. 490 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,801 All right. Well, things are happening. 491 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,804 No kidding. Check out this BBM I got today. 492 00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:09,601 E, I've tried you several times at the office. 493 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:13,146 I would love it if you could see yourself giving me five minutes of your time. 494 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,357 - Technology is amazing. - What's amazing 495 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,692 is that somebody gave this clown my BBM address. 496 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,819 Hey, Suit. Long time. 497 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:22,656 (growls) 498 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,995 Do you want Jerry Jones? 499 00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:31,915 And you still haven't called back Jeff Katzenberg 500 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,667 or Mike Meldman or Tracy Morgan. 501 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,294 I don't want to talk to anybody. Was I not clear? 502 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,797 Nobody! I don't care if Justin Bieber calls 503 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,967 and wants me to negotiate the rights to his virginity. 504 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,511 I don't want to talk to him. Nobody! 505 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,556 Uh, your wife is here. 506 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:51,267 - Hello, Mrs. Gold. Ari doesn't wish to speak... - Hello. 507 00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:53,269 - Get the fuck out of the way. - Oh, I'm sorry. 508 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,981 - You shouldn't talk to your assistants like that. - I know, I'm sorry. 509 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,316 - What are you doing here? - I told you I was coming by with the swatches 510 00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,734 so that we could redo your office. 511 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,319 - Oh. - You forgot. 512 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,571 - No, I... - Okay, what do you think of this one? 513 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,657 - Like it. - You didn't even look. 514 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,033 No no, I glanced. 515 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:09,452 Baby, I got quick eyeballs. You know that. 516 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:12,580 And I trust your taste. You have amazing taste. And I love that. 517 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,041 - I'd like you to be involved. - Why? 518 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:17,210 It would give us something that we could do together. 519 00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:18,920 Something we could do... we do everything together. 520 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,589 - No, not anymore we don't. - What do you mean? 521 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,676 - Since the merger. - What since the merger? 522 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,845 - I don't feel good. - Why? 523 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:30,181 Because you're never home. Now with this NFL thing... 524 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,225 - That may not happen. - Why not? 525 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:34,436 - It may not happen. - Why not? What's happening? 526 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,146 Nothing. 527 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,690 I feel like you've been keeping a lot of secrets lately. 528 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,860 Honey, no. Listen, let's go to an early dinner, 529 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,529 just the two of us. We'll talk about everything. All right? 530 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:47,365 I'm sorry, Ari. Dana Gordon's on the line. Says it's urgent about Vince. 531 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,367 I'll call you in an hour, take you to Madeo. 532 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,745 - Just you and me, okay? - Okay. 533 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,915 - Put her through. - (phone rings) 534 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,209 Dana, is this really important? 535 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,546 If Vince is really gonna carry this studio's next franchise, I'd say it is. 536 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:05,008 - (moans) - Does that feel good? 537 00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:07,093 Amazing. 538 00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:09,095 - I told you I could do this. - Yeah you can. 539 00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:11,973 - You're incredible. - Shh. 540 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,685 Sorry if I caused you any stress. 541 00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,145 It's okay. 542 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:19,022 I just thought it was your first time. 543 00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:20,565 First time what? 544 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,817 You know, having sex. 545 00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:25,070 Are you serious? 546 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,906 - It's okay if it was. - I'm 30. 547 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,908 I'm just saying. 548 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,702 You really think I'm some ugly loser, huh? 549 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:35,330 - I didn't say that. - No, but the first time I tried to kiss you 550 00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:38,500 you looked at me like I was a venereal disease. I'm cute. 551 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:41,002 You are, Turtle, and I didn't see it at first. 552 00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:43,254 - But I see it now. - Good. 553 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,632 But something was up last night. 554 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,426 - Just let it go. - Was it me? 555 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,095 No no, are you crazy? 556 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:53,264 - Just tell me what it was. - I'm immature. 557 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,600 What do you mean? 558 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,602 I've never been with a girl before 559 00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:01,189 who was totally shaved down there. 560 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,149 - It freaked me out. - Wow. 561 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:04,901 - Yeah. - You are immature. 562 00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:07,153 I know. I had dreams all night about playing Pac-Man. 563 00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:10,323 - Pac-Man? - You know, Pac-Man. 564 00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:15,036 Oh my God. Is that why you shaved too? 565 00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:16,955 Yeah, why? You don't like it? 566 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:19,624 (laughs) No, I don't like it. 567 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:23,128 Guys are supposed to trim, not go totally bald. 568 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:26,339 Thanks, Drama. So did I totally just fuck this up again? 569 00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:28,842 No, it'll grow back. 570 00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:34,639 I really appreciate you taking the time to meet with me. 571 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,432 I didn't have much choice, Billy. 572 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,643 We all have choices and I've made some bad ones. 573 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,812 Yeah. What can I do for you, Billy? 574 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:44,357 I need you to help guide me out of the toilet like you did Vince. 575 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:46,067 Why would you want me? 576 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:48,194 Because, man, you were the first guy to believe in me. 577 00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:50,280 You found my first script, you got me Vince, 578 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:53,158 you got us the money. And as much as I was hard on you, 579 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,493 I always knew you were the guy with the good eye. 580 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:58,163 - We can't work together, Billy. - Why not? 581 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:01,166 Because there's too much baggage and past. 582 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,918 - Pretend we've never met. - How could I do that? 583 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:06,212 Well, essentially we haven't. I don't drink anymore. 584 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:08,339 - I don't do drugs. I don't curse. - You don't curse? 585 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,216 No, I've spent the last three years 586 00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:12,552 becoming an ordained minister in Santa Fe. 587 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,680 Got myself right and I want to work. 588 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,640 You want Vince? 589 00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:19,225 I want you to help me. 590 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:22,312 I'll do anything... commercials, TV, anything. 591 00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:23,855 I've changed. 592 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:26,733 Still got that Pablo Escobar tattoo on your back? 593 00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:28,651 No, I had it scraped off with a Bowie knife 594 00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:30,737 in a ritual smokehouse ceremony. 595 00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:34,741 No, it's still there. Some things haven't changed. 596 00:25:34,909 --> 00:25:36,951 - But I've got a family now. - Oh, you have a kid? 597 00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,913 - I've got four. - Four? 598 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,040 Set of Irish twins, set of actual twins 599 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,750 and another one on the way. 600 00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:45,752 I thought we could live on love, 601 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,379 but tiny kids can't eat love. 602 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:53,259 (sighs) Look, Billy, I'm gonna have to think about this. 603 00:25:53,427 --> 00:25:56,095 You know, Drama was telling me about this network deal that he's got. 604 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,723 Yeah, if you have any ideas, don't be afraid to shoot them my way. 605 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:01,226 Actually, I was already thinking like maybe he's not having any luck 606 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,311 because he's too ugly to star in his own show. 607 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:06,439 - Yeah, you've changed, Billy. - Come on, don't be mad. I'm serious. 608 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:09,400 Look, he doesn't have the face for the screen but he's got the voice. 609 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:12,111 - So what, you think he should do radio? - No, I was thinking a cartoon. 610 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:15,740 - Cartoon? - Yeah, like "The Simpsons" but angrier. 611 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:18,701 E, Ari's here and he's being a douche. 612 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:21,412 You hear that voice? How distinct and angry it is? 613 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:22,997 Were you talking about me? 614 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:25,250 - What's Ari want, Drama? - He wants to talk to you. 615 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:28,586 - I got a lot of ideas. - Sit tight, Billy. 616 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:31,506 Jesus, Billy, you're back and apparently working at the Gap. 617 00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:33,424 - Hey, Ari. - He needs representation, Ari. 618 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,343 So does Vince. 619 00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:37,553 Yes, he does. Did you decide to start doing your job again? 620 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:40,348 I close my eyes for one minute and he's dating porn stars 621 00:26:40,516 --> 00:26:42,558 - and starting a tequila company? - Look, Ari... 622 00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:44,894 You look. I need to talk to him. My wife's in the car. 623 00:26:45,062 --> 00:26:46,938 She's ready to shoot me so I've got to talk fast. 624 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,274 - I already spoke to Shauna. - Well, I talked to Dana 625 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,401 and the director and they're freaking out. 626 00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:55,113 How could you let this guy show up drunk and with a porn star to a meeting? 627 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,448 He took a Vicodin, Ari. And I didn't let him. 628 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,284 - How is he doing now? - He's fine. 629 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,452 The studio wants to sit down with him to make sure that he is. 630 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:02,996 Jesus. 631 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:05,665 Look, is this thing real, the relationship with the porn star? 632 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,792 - What? No. - You sure? 633 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,336 Ari, Vince is fine. 634 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:13,131 - Where is he? I want to talk to him. - He's out by the pool. 635 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,474 - Oh, hey, guys. - Jesus. 636 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:26,728 Vince, wake up. You have more visitors. 637 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:29,147 - Wake up. - Yeah, he looks fine. 638 00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:35,028 Vinnie. 639 00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:39,824 ♪ We can fight our desires ♪ 640 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,493 ♪ Whoo ♪ 641 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:45,830 ♪ But when we start making fires ♪ 642 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:52,211 ♪ We get ever so hot ♪ 643 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:56,049 ♪ Whoo ♪ 644 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,676 ♪ Whether we like it or not ♪ 645 00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:06,017 ♪ They say we can love who we trust ♪ 646 00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:08,686 ♪ Whoo ♪ 647 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:11,981 ♪ But what is love without lust? ♪ 648 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:19,238 ♪ Two hearts with accurate devotions ♪ 649 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:21,449 ♪ Whoo ♪ 650 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:25,119 ♪ What are feelings without emotions? ♪ 651 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:31,042 ♪ I'm going in for the kill ♪ 652 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:35,254 ♪ I'm doing it for a thrill ♪ 653 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:38,549 ♪ I'm hoping you'll understand ♪ 654 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:41,386 ♪ And not let go of my hand. ♪