1 00:00:58,571 --> 00:01:00,946 3x19 - The Prince's Bride. 2 00:01:01,866 --> 00:01:04,195 Transcript: http://ccextractor. Sourgeforge. Net 3 00:01:04,336 --> 00:01:06,467 Subtitles: swsub.com 4 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,564 - Good morning, boys, it's Lloyd. - Morning, Lloyd. 5 00:01:23,672 --> 00:01:26,423 I don't think Vince is up yet, but we're still on for Ari, right? 6 00:01:26,536 --> 00:01:28,011 Absolutely, he'll meet you at noon. 7 00:01:28,113 --> 00:01:31,010 And sorry to bother you, E, but I'm actually calling for Johnny. 8 00:01:32,122 --> 00:01:33,916 It looks like you're gonna have to get used 9 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:36,099 to two superstars living in the house now. 10 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:37,730 All right, later. 11 00:01:37,946 --> 00:01:40,575 - What's up, Lloyd? - All good things, Johnny. 12 00:01:40,951 --> 00:01:43,156 Brett Ratner saw your new tv show 13 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:45,914 and he wants to offer you a part in his new movie. 14 00:01:46,138 --> 00:01:48,537 An offer? No audition? You're kidding. 15 00:01:48,761 --> 00:01:50,349 I'm not kidding! Sound good? 16 00:01:50,701 --> 00:01:52,992 Sounds amazing. Thanks, Lloyd. 17 00:01:57,663 --> 00:02:00,189 Rush Hour 3, Johnny? That is sweet. 18 00:02:00,469 --> 00:02:01,671 Yeah, could be. 19 00:02:01,802 --> 00:02:03,896 Brett wants me to come up to casa del ratner 20 00:02:04,009 --> 00:02:06,432 - to discuss the role. - Nice, Drama. What is it? 21 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:08,949 I don't know, but I'm gonna tell him straight up, 22 00:02:09,061 --> 00:02:11,202 it better be something I can sink my teeth into 23 00:02:11,416 --> 00:02:13,885 'cause Johnny Drama don't shine shoes no more. 24 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:16,207 Oh, someone's getting a little cocky. 25 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:18,268 No cockiness here, Turtle, 26 00:02:18,386 --> 00:02:21,182 just the confidence that gainful employment can give a man. 27 00:02:21,370 --> 00:02:24,215 Amazing Turtle's been able to stay confident this long without a job! 28 00:02:24,795 --> 00:02:27,405 I knew my life would suck if Drama got a career before I did. 29 00:02:27,518 --> 00:02:30,241 Maybe your life wouldn't suck so much if you called that girl Kelly. 30 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:32,125 I did call her. What are you talking about? 31 00:02:32,228 --> 00:02:34,533 I'm seeing her today. She's got the house all to herself. 32 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:37,061 - And you didn't tell us? - You're trying to play it cool? 33 00:02:37,206 --> 00:02:39,957 Well, unlike him, I don't like to brag about my accomplishments. 34 00:02:40,398 --> 00:02:42,292 You know what? Speaking of which, Johnny, 35 00:02:42,824 --> 00:02:45,463 you may not wanna do too much bragging at your day job. 36 00:02:45,824 --> 00:02:47,245 People tend to get jealous. 37 00:02:48,199 --> 00:02:50,884 Good tip, bro. Tv people are so bitter. 38 00:02:51,391 --> 00:02:53,175 - I'm out! - Hey, congrats! 39 00:02:53,886 --> 00:02:56,460 So now everyone has so much excitement, what are we gonna do? 40 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:59,135 Ari's got a money guy who says he's dying to fund Medellin. 41 00:02:59,204 --> 00:03:00,706 - Do you believe him? - Do I ever? 42 00:03:06,977 --> 00:03:08,649 So what, this guy's a prince, Ari? 43 00:03:08,748 --> 00:03:11,208 A prince, an arms dealer, a coke dealer, who knows? 44 00:03:11,298 --> 00:03:15,021 What I do know is that 60 million to him is like lunch at the Ivy to you and me. 45 00:03:15,226 --> 00:03:16,865 That's me and Vince, not you and me, E. 46 00:03:16,981 --> 00:03:19,028 - Jesus. - It's impressive, huh? 47 00:03:19,479 --> 00:03:20,742 Is that the Mrs. Prince? 48 00:03:21,025 --> 00:03:23,625 Nika Marx... Ex-Ukrainian soap star. 49 00:03:23,788 --> 00:03:25,691 I think she's the brains of the operation. 50 00:03:28,828 --> 00:03:30,896 Nika, how are you? 51 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:32,078 How do I look? 52 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:34,105 You know vinny Chase? My boy. 53 00:03:35,766 --> 00:03:38,004 - Big fan. - Thank you. It's very nice to meet you. 54 00:03:38,140 --> 00:03:39,836 - My wife nika. - Big fan as well. 55 00:03:39,911 --> 00:03:40,990 Thanks. 56 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:43,784 Oh, Vinny's manager, Eric Murphy. 57 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:48,430 You have very tiny hands. 58 00:03:49,904 --> 00:03:52,890 Come come, I prepared a feast on the veranda, huh? 59 00:03:58,077 --> 00:03:59,741 Just imagine the one sheet... 60 00:03:59,901 --> 00:04:02,882 My face sandwiched between Tucker and Chan. 61 00:04:03,151 --> 00:04:05,097 Like Joe Pesci in Lethal 3? 62 00:04:05,589 --> 00:04:07,158 Only a whole lot pretier. 63 00:04:08,609 --> 00:04:10,732 Damn, that is so cool, Drama. 64 00:04:10,966 --> 00:04:13,527 You know, Rush Hour was the first Jackie Chan movie I ever saw. 65 00:04:13,589 --> 00:04:14,901 Since then I've seen them all. 66 00:04:14,990 --> 00:04:17,653 And Chris Tucker? Man, I'd kill to be in that movie. 67 00:04:17,815 --> 00:04:21,491 Yeah, who wouldn't, bro? I waited a long time for an op like this. 68 00:04:22,402 --> 00:04:25,559 Take it from me, Tommy... you pay your dues, keep the faith, 69 00:04:26,243 --> 00:04:27,652 maybe your day will come also. 70 00:04:28,904 --> 00:04:29,904 You think? 71 00:04:30,402 --> 00:04:33,723 Who knows? The truth is this business is a fucking crap shoot. 72 00:04:34,181 --> 00:04:37,430 Hey, everybody, got some bad news... network brass is running late. 73 00:04:37,591 --> 00:04:39,591 - How late? - It could be a few hours. 74 00:04:39,866 --> 00:04:42,063 But, J.J., I've got my thing. 75 00:04:42,210 --> 00:04:43,900 - What thing? - You know, my thing. 76 00:04:44,213 --> 00:04:48,074 Oh, right, you've got your big fuck-my-tv-show- I've-got-a-movie-offer- 77 00:04:48,252 --> 00:04:50,515 I- gotta-sit-down- with-the-hotshot- director thing. 78 00:04:50,965 --> 00:04:52,333 Too bad you gotta miss it. 79 00:04:55,339 --> 00:04:56,656 Aw, just kidding! 80 00:04:59,282 --> 00:05:02,045 Hey, we're all thrilled for you, Drama. Congrats. 81 00:05:02,191 --> 00:05:03,534 You didn't have to do that. 82 00:05:03,652 --> 00:05:06,347 Don't get too cozy with your new friends, we've got a night shoot. 83 00:05:06,465 --> 00:05:09,432 Don't worry, J.J. I'll be there. I'm not gonna pull a Clooney... 84 00:05:10,401 --> 00:05:11,401 Not yet. 85 00:05:25,862 --> 00:05:27,432 So, nobody's home? 86 00:05:30,488 --> 00:05:31,767 Oh, shit. 87 00:05:34,426 --> 00:05:36,568 I thought you guys were going to the aquarium. 88 00:05:36,739 --> 00:05:40,257 We got kicked out, baby. Your brothers threw a snow cone at a sea otter. 89 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,115 - Who's the white boy, Kelly? - Yeah, Kelly? 90 00:05:43,673 --> 00:05:44,725 Who's the white boy? 91 00:05:45,052 --> 00:05:46,963 Shut the hell up and get in the house. 92 00:05:47,673 --> 00:05:49,409 You're in enough trouble already. 93 00:05:52,488 --> 00:05:53,707 What's going on here? 94 00:05:54,175 --> 00:05:56,154 - Nothing. - We were just gonna hang out. 95 00:06:00,302 --> 00:06:01,356 So let's hang out. 96 00:06:03,665 --> 00:06:04,761 What do you think, 97 00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:07,784 of Sylvester Stallone as Pablo Escobar's father, huh? 98 00:06:08,647 --> 00:06:11,306 Why are you laughing? What do you guys think, huh? 99 00:06:11,612 --> 00:06:14,191 If he survives Rocky 6 without brain damage, 100 00:06:14,247 --> 00:06:15,355 it's something to consider. 101 00:06:15,427 --> 00:06:17,520 Sylvester Stallone just doesn't feel right, Yair. 102 00:06:17,924 --> 00:06:20,368 - But he sells foreign. - And if he does it shirtless, 103 00:06:20,471 --> 00:06:23,447 just imagine how many women will come to see this movie. 104 00:06:23,729 --> 00:06:25,006 She's making fun of me. 105 00:06:25,738 --> 00:06:27,916 Hey, but did Ari explain to you how I make my money? 106 00:06:28,050 --> 00:06:29,576 - Oh, no. - May I please speak? 107 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:34,029 I make my money abroad, the states are just a bonus for me. 108 00:06:34,299 --> 00:06:36,122 And you... You may laugh at Sly Stallone, 109 00:06:36,239 --> 00:06:38,186 but in France he makes me $5 million. 110 00:06:38,408 --> 00:06:39,667 How much does Vince make you? 111 00:06:40,070 --> 00:06:41,141 Not much. 112 00:06:41,892 --> 00:06:44,056 Hey, unless you are in your aquaman suit... 113 00:06:44,122 --> 00:06:45,380 you know, flippity floppity... 114 00:06:45,493 --> 00:06:47,423 the rest of the world does not really know you. 115 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:49,440 - The world will know soon enough. - They will, 116 00:06:49,487 --> 00:06:52,150 - if we make this movie right. - We wanna make it right. 117 00:06:52,341 --> 00:06:54,726 Boom, let's call the lawyers and get the ink flowing. 118 00:06:55,612 --> 00:06:56,645 Settle down, Ari. 119 00:06:57,864 --> 00:06:59,470 Do you understand my position? 120 00:07:00,424 --> 00:07:03,226 Yes, I do, but just so you understand ours, 121 00:07:03,675 --> 00:07:06,354 we bought this project so we can make it the way we see it. 122 00:07:08,551 --> 00:07:10,061 So you're saying no to Stallone? 123 00:07:10,238 --> 00:07:12,936 No, he's not saying no. He... You know, we're just talking. 124 00:07:13,086 --> 00:07:14,535 Actually, I am saying no, Ari... 125 00:07:15,615 --> 00:07:16,878 Respectfully, of course. 126 00:07:20,367 --> 00:07:22,705 I love your commitment to your vision, Vincent, 127 00:07:22,927 --> 00:07:24,883 and I say no to my husband quite often. 128 00:07:25,482 --> 00:07:28,554 We will find a way to make this movie and we will make it right. 129 00:07:29,262 --> 00:07:30,371 We shall see, huh? 130 00:07:30,987 --> 00:07:32,970 Until then, cheers, huh? 131 00:07:33,051 --> 00:07:34,049 Perfect. 132 00:07:53,260 --> 00:07:55,006 Hello, ladies... Johnny Chase, 133 00:07:55,104 --> 00:07:57,009 official cast member, Rush Hour 3. 134 00:07:57,149 --> 00:07:58,163 Nice. 135 00:08:06,036 --> 00:08:08,665 Oh, Brett, I can get used to this. 136 00:08:10,299 --> 00:08:12,634 Hi, I'm Mr. Ratner's assistant. Can I help you? 137 00:08:12,906 --> 00:08:14,546 Johnny Chase, here to see Brett. 138 00:08:14,987 --> 00:08:16,934 Yes, Mr. Chase from The Five Towns. 139 00:08:17,077 --> 00:08:19,441 Brett's excited to meet you. He's finishing a photo shoot. 140 00:08:19,486 --> 00:08:21,322 Let me tell him you're here, okay? Hey, Lana? 141 00:08:21,411 --> 00:08:23,120 Please give Mr. Chase a neck massage 142 00:08:23,195 --> 00:08:24,754 - and get him a drink. - Sure. 143 00:08:25,175 --> 00:08:26,930 Tell Brett Johnny Chase has arrived. 144 00:08:27,877 --> 00:08:29,144 In more ways than one. 145 00:08:29,918 --> 00:08:32,923 Marissa, you have the best ass in the world. Stick it out a little, great. 146 00:08:32,953 --> 00:08:35,525 Excellent. Put your leg up on the motorcycle. 147 00:08:35,739 --> 00:08:36,944 Love it. I got it. 148 00:08:36,987 --> 00:08:39,685 - Johnny Chase is here. - Where is he? Do me a favor. 149 00:08:39,798 --> 00:08:41,556 Why are there krispy kreme doughnuts here? 150 00:08:41,603 --> 00:08:43,678 These are supermodels, not teamsters. Where is he? 151 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:45,446 He's the guy right there, getting a drink. 152 00:08:45,503 --> 00:08:46,535 That's not him. 153 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,490 - It isn't? - Are you a fucking idiot? 154 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,663 That's not him. Give me the camera. 155 00:08:53,805 --> 00:08:54,928 Good one, Lindsey. 156 00:08:56,113 --> 00:08:58,301 Very funny. Open up. 157 00:08:58,452 --> 00:08:59,503 I knew you were lying. 158 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,428 - Yeah. "we're just friends. " - Yeah, right. 159 00:09:01,503 --> 00:09:03,295 You're just using us to suck up to our mom. 160 00:09:03,331 --> 00:09:04,477 - What? - Yeah, 161 00:09:04,599 --> 00:09:06,580 you're just a dirty, horny sex man 162 00:09:06,708 --> 00:09:08,755 - like all the others. - Nasty man. 163 00:09:09,772 --> 00:09:11,425 Okay, he's out. 164 00:09:12,186 --> 00:09:13,763 You kids got yourselves an hour or so. 165 00:09:14,051 --> 00:09:16,195 - Go have some fun. - You sure? 166 00:09:16,426 --> 00:09:17,518 Should I not be? 167 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:21,060 Come on, Turtle, before you put your foot in your mouth. 168 00:09:21,187 --> 00:09:22,445 Thank you so much. 169 00:09:24,678 --> 00:09:26,548 A simple thank you is all I'm looking for... 170 00:09:26,611 --> 00:09:29,481 Russian, Hebrew, Farsi, I don't care. Anything'll suffice. 171 00:09:29,514 --> 00:09:31,448 Thank you for what? He said he'd think about it. 172 00:09:31,467 --> 00:09:34,383 That meant he's not gonna let his wife make him look like a little bitch. 173 00:09:34,401 --> 00:09:35,584 He's in, trust me. 174 00:09:35,650 --> 00:09:36,711 What do you think, Vin? 175 00:09:37,265 --> 00:09:38,771 I think the wife freaked me out. 176 00:09:39,391 --> 00:09:40,593 She was a little cold, no? 177 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,480 A little warm actually. 178 00:09:43,862 --> 00:09:45,125 What do you mean, Vinny? 179 00:09:45,391 --> 00:09:47,298 Did you not see the way she was looking at me? 180 00:09:47,299 --> 00:09:49,118 Looking at you? She was wearing sunglasses. 181 00:09:49,212 --> 00:09:51,848 Still looking. Believe me... it was very uncomfortable. 182 00:09:51,935 --> 00:09:53,410 He thinks everyone wants to fuck him. 183 00:09:53,466 --> 00:09:56,234 Everyone does, no? Although I don't know what you're talking about. 184 00:09:56,355 --> 00:09:57,369 Me either. 185 00:09:57,669 --> 00:10:00,466 Nobody would be happier than me if you two were right... trust me. 186 00:10:01,362 --> 00:10:04,420 I don't understand. It's like you're speaking in a foreign tongue. 187 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:07,366 They misread the credits. It was a simple mistake. 188 00:10:07,421 --> 00:10:09,553 - These things happen. - Not to me, not anymore. 189 00:10:09,674 --> 00:10:12,297 - I'm on a hit tv show now. - Johnny, don't get crazy. 190 00:10:12,535 --> 00:10:14,613 They said the part is for a 17-year-old. 191 00:10:14,695 --> 00:10:17,139 They meant to offer it to your little brother on the show. 192 00:10:18,378 --> 00:10:20,214 Tommy's gonna be in Rush Hour 3 and I'm not? 193 00:10:20,985 --> 00:10:22,150 Jesus Christ. 194 00:10:22,253 --> 00:10:23,886 Be happy for him, Drama... Karma. 195 00:10:23,984 --> 00:10:26,496 - Fuck Karma, I don't need Karma. - What do you need, Johnny? 196 00:10:26,609 --> 00:10:28,252 I need to be in Rush Hour 3. 197 00:10:32,055 --> 00:10:34,036 Okay, sweetie, I'm ready to press on. 198 00:10:37,927 --> 00:10:40,164 - Excuse me, Mr. Chase. - Yes? 199 00:10:40,362 --> 00:10:42,768 - Was that your agent? - It was. 200 00:10:43,051 --> 00:10:44,497 He told you about the mistake? 201 00:10:45,051 --> 00:10:46,556 - He did. - So... 202 00:10:47,758 --> 00:10:49,073 Why are you still here? 203 00:10:49,425 --> 00:10:51,080 Because I didn't make the mistake. 204 00:10:51,739 --> 00:10:53,640 No, Mr. Chase, you didn't. I did. 205 00:10:53,739 --> 00:10:55,245 I screwed up and misread the credits. 206 00:10:55,362 --> 00:10:56,638 I'm terribly sorry. 207 00:10:58,677 --> 00:11:00,583 Well, sorry ain't gonna cut it, pal. 208 00:11:01,832 --> 00:11:03,963 Let me tell you something my father told me... 209 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,233 "The best thing to do with mistakes 210 00:11:06,615 --> 00:11:07,777 is to not make them." 211 00:11:08,553 --> 00:11:10,816 but since you did, the least you can is fix it. 212 00:11:11,196 --> 00:11:13,008 How would you like me to fix it? 213 00:11:13,099 --> 00:11:15,146 - Find me a part in Rush Hour 3. - Mr. Chase, I... 214 00:11:15,183 --> 00:11:17,625 You can tell Brett or whoever your skipper is 215 00:11:18,050 --> 00:11:19,893 that I'm not leaving here until you do. 216 00:11:32,739 --> 00:11:34,054 Check, please. Thank you. 217 00:11:35,115 --> 00:11:38,062 - Turtle, I'm still eating. - It's been an hour already. 218 00:11:38,424 --> 00:11:39,860 Please stop worrying about my dad. 219 00:11:39,971 --> 00:11:42,071 His bark is worse than his bite, trust me. 220 00:11:42,362 --> 00:11:43,938 Besides, he'd only really be mad 221 00:11:43,978 --> 00:11:46,675 if he thought you were trying to get into his little girl's pants. 222 00:11:46,761 --> 00:11:48,826 And that's not what you're trying to do, right? 223 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,442 Of course not, you're wearing a skirt. 224 00:11:51,987 --> 00:11:54,593 Just so you know, it's gonna take a long time 225 00:11:54,677 --> 00:11:56,104 to get into whatever I'm wearing. 226 00:11:56,986 --> 00:11:58,038 You have to earn it. 227 00:11:59,615 --> 00:12:00,615 How? 228 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:03,303 You can start by taking off your hat. 229 00:12:09,909 --> 00:12:11,139 I must really like you. 230 00:12:13,902 --> 00:12:15,254 You have hat head. 231 00:12:15,783 --> 00:12:18,215 - That's great. - No, it's cute. 232 00:12:19,737 --> 00:12:20,864 Really? 233 00:12:21,456 --> 00:12:22,470 Really. 234 00:12:26,828 --> 00:12:28,735 This is just like when you thought Mrs. Rodrigo 235 00:12:28,736 --> 00:12:31,325 - wanted to fuck you in 10th grade. - Yes, it's exactly like that 236 00:12:31,409 --> 00:12:33,935 - because you thought she didn't. - Did you fuck Mrs. Rodrigo? 237 00:12:34,050 --> 00:12:36,313 Hand jobs in the Spanish lab every Tuesday. 238 00:12:36,487 --> 00:12:37,697 You never told me that. 239 00:12:38,114 --> 00:12:39,903 I'm very quiet about these things. 240 00:12:40,613 --> 00:12:42,985 - What, are you jealous? - A little... she was hot. 241 00:12:43,154 --> 00:12:46,196 Still is... She calls me every once in a while for phone sex. 242 00:12:48,239 --> 00:12:51,347 Look at this... Nika Marx calling my cell phone and not yours. 243 00:12:51,488 --> 00:12:52,696 She doesn't have my number. 244 00:12:53,081 --> 00:12:54,414 What? I saw you give it to her. 245 00:12:54,488 --> 00:12:56,756 No, I gave her the one-digit-off move. 246 00:12:57,175 --> 00:12:58,220 That's a girl move. 247 00:12:58,304 --> 00:13:00,381 It's the whoever's-being- treated-like-meat move. 248 00:13:01,488 --> 00:13:02,502 Eric, it's Nika. 249 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,178 - Hey, how are you? - Is Vince there? 250 00:13:04,363 --> 00:13:07,233 I have some excellent news and I'd like to tell it to him personally. 251 00:13:07,362 --> 00:13:08,362 Sure, hold on. 252 00:13:09,239 --> 00:13:10,497 She wants to talk to you. 253 00:13:10,675 --> 00:13:11,990 She's got excellent news. 254 00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:14,371 Take it. 255 00:13:16,298 --> 00:13:17,486 Hello, Mika, how are you? 256 00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:19,466 I apologize for calling your partner, 257 00:13:19,551 --> 00:13:21,908 but I somehow took your number down incorrectly. 258 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:24,424 No worries... I never answer my phone, anyway. 259 00:13:24,551 --> 00:13:26,445 We want to make this movie, Vincent. 260 00:13:26,986 --> 00:13:27,986 Fantastic. 261 00:13:28,352 --> 00:13:29,543 Does that excite you? 262 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:32,047 Yes, it does, very much so. They're in. 263 00:13:32,392 --> 00:13:33,679 I just have one small concern... 264 00:13:33,773 --> 00:13:35,300 Creatively. I'd like you to meet me 265 00:13:35,301 --> 00:13:37,862 at the Beverly Wilshire hotel in an hour and we'll discuss. 266 00:13:37,952 --> 00:13:39,501 - is this okay? - sure. 267 00:13:39,863 --> 00:13:41,742 One more thing, Vincent... 268 00:13:42,211 --> 00:13:43,338 Yes, Nika? 269 00:13:44,614 --> 00:13:45,614 Come alone. 270 00:13:51,572 --> 00:13:53,872 Don't look now, honey, but you're about to get gammoned. 271 00:13:53,989 --> 00:13:55,255 Bring it on, tv star. 272 00:13:56,506 --> 00:13:59,426 Low blow. But not a tv star after today... 273 00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:00,942 Hopefully. 274 00:14:01,121 --> 00:14:02,445 Can I have a word with you a sec? 275 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,426 Hey, Brett. Excuse me, ladies. The big guy needs a word. 276 00:14:06,621 --> 00:14:08,630 Brett, there was an extra suit in the pool house. 277 00:14:08,738 --> 00:14:11,442 - I hope you don't mind. - My assistant said you won't leave. 278 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,468 Why would I wanna leave a paradise like this? 279 00:14:14,615 --> 00:14:17,550 Such a beautiful home you have... and so tastefully done, Brett. 280 00:14:17,631 --> 00:14:20,175 - Really, a class look you've got... - What's wrong with you? 281 00:14:20,251 --> 00:14:21,632 Are you retarded or something? 282 00:14:22,927 --> 00:14:24,672 Just following in your footsteps, Brett. 283 00:14:24,802 --> 00:14:26,122 - My footsteps? - Yup. 284 00:14:27,489 --> 00:14:29,594 You talked your way into NYU film school 285 00:14:29,674 --> 00:14:31,246 at 16 with a C average, 286 00:14:31,342 --> 00:14:34,785 you got Spielberg to give you cash to direct your first student film. 287 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,778 You're a man who won't take no for an answer. 288 00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:41,352 You know what, Brett? Neither will I. 289 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,903 - Scott. - You want me to call the cops? 290 00:14:45,987 --> 00:14:47,736 Dry him off, bring him up to the house. 291 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:49,284 And no wet feet. 292 00:14:53,363 --> 00:14:55,047 Scott, you wanna get me a towel? 293 00:14:56,123 --> 00:14:57,771 Why are you walking so fast? 294 00:14:57,987 --> 00:14:59,855 Come on, you look like an athlete... keep up. 295 00:14:59,874 --> 00:15:03,034 You really wanna get me home fast, it's not the walk to the car that matters, 296 00:15:03,081 --> 00:15:04,958 - it's the drive home. - What does that mean? 297 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,398 - Means you drive slow. - I=Oh yeah, right. 298 00:15:07,683 --> 00:15:08,683 Give me the keys. 299 00:15:11,122 --> 00:15:12,122 All right. 300 00:15:12,372 --> 00:15:13,809 Let's see what you got, hotshot. 301 00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:14,934 Thank you. 302 00:15:23,074 --> 00:15:24,332 You're out of your mind. 303 00:15:24,789 --> 00:15:26,301 I haven't even opened her up yet. 304 00:15:26,442 --> 00:15:27,616 You're doing 106. 305 00:15:27,744 --> 00:15:28,941 You nervous? 306 00:15:30,435 --> 00:15:32,464 - 110. - All right, maybe a little. 307 00:15:37,135 --> 00:15:38,938 I don't know why you want me to go with you. 308 00:15:38,985 --> 00:15:41,032 Even if she does wanna fuck you, it's a hotel bar. 309 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,116 - What could she possibly do? - Convince me. 310 00:15:43,847 --> 00:15:45,771 You know I have a thing for eastern-bloc women. 311 00:15:45,870 --> 00:15:47,667 Just pretend like you didn't understand her. 312 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:50,128 - I'll tell her the phone cut out. - There she is. 313 00:15:55,994 --> 00:15:57,057 Hey, Nika. 314 00:15:57,806 --> 00:15:58,806 How are you? 315 00:16:00,047 --> 00:16:01,287 What is the meaning of this? 316 00:16:02,031 --> 00:16:04,171 - What's that? - I asked you to come alone. 317 00:16:05,122 --> 00:16:06,806 So why you bring the little man? 318 00:16:07,657 --> 00:16:08,662 Well... 319 00:16:08,765 --> 00:16:11,235 It's a creative meeting, and as a producer, I just thought... 320 00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:13,978 Creative meeting is something I do alone with my actors. 321 00:16:14,053 --> 00:16:16,456 It gives me a chance to speak with them free of distractions 322 00:16:16,522 --> 00:16:18,369 of producers who may have their own agenda. 323 00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:19,649 We're all on the same page here. 324 00:16:19,695 --> 00:16:21,536 We will be on the same page when you leave. 325 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,367 You can pick Vince up in two hours. 326 00:16:23,497 --> 00:16:24,943 That should be plenty of time. 327 00:16:25,895 --> 00:16:28,308 I'd really like to stay. I won't say anything. 328 00:16:28,411 --> 00:16:31,651 - Could be like a babysitter. - Why do we need a babysitter? 329 00:16:32,051 --> 00:16:34,455 You know, just to make sure everything stays appropriate. 330 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:39,621 What is it you thought was going to happen here, Vincent? 331 00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:41,370 Nothing, I just... 332 00:16:41,593 --> 00:16:43,677 - Nothing. Nika... - I'm talking to Vincent. 333 00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:45,868 As far as I am concerned, you're not even here. 334 00:16:45,969 --> 00:16:48,222 You think I was trying to seduce you. 335 00:16:48,354 --> 00:16:51,056 Is this why you bring your little chaperone... for protection? 336 00:16:51,162 --> 00:16:53,143 Because you assume I want to fuck? 337 00:16:54,411 --> 00:16:56,186 You americans are such conceited, 338 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,938 self-absorbed pigs. 339 00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:01,356 You have made a terrible mistake. 340 00:17:06,379 --> 00:17:07,843 Maybe she didn't wanna fuck. 341 00:17:10,881 --> 00:17:13,022 I told everyone I work with and everyone in my family 342 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:15,595 that I'm doing this movie. Now what am I supposed to tell them 343 00:17:15,614 --> 00:17:17,346 when they see the kid brother from my show 344 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,055 dropping "f" bombs with Chris Tucker? 345 00:17:19,197 --> 00:17:21,789 I feel for you, I do, but I've got nothing in this movie for you. 346 00:17:21,911 --> 00:17:23,385 The only parts I got are French. 347 00:17:23,921 --> 00:17:26,822 Je parle français. I speak it, Brett. 348 00:17:27,761 --> 00:17:28,781 I'll do it for free! 349 00:17:29,025 --> 00:17:30,067 I'll pay you. 350 00:17:30,184 --> 00:17:32,468 - Jesus Christ. - All right, seriously. 351 00:17:32,688 --> 00:17:34,125 What if I fly myself out, 352 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,308 put myself up, you give me a little something; 353 00:17:36,396 --> 00:17:39,063 if I don't deliver, you cut it. Or cut it anyway. 354 00:17:39,196 --> 00:17:42,656 As long as I'm on the call sheet and listed on IMDB, we're all good. 355 00:17:42,892 --> 00:17:45,309 You're telling me you're gonna spend 20 grand to go to Paris 356 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:46,946 for a part that I might end up cutting? 357 00:17:48,058 --> 00:17:50,162 Such is my passion for movies. 358 00:17:52,433 --> 00:17:55,002 Congrats. You can play the bus driver on the Champs-Élysées. 359 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:58,148 Yes! Ici venez, frère! 360 00:17:58,497 --> 00:18:00,666 That's french for "come here, bro." 361 00:18:01,172 --> 00:18:03,378 All right, all right. You good? 362 00:18:03,745 --> 00:18:05,166 - Oh, yeah. - You'll leave? 363 00:18:05,619 --> 00:18:06,619 Yeah, I'll leave. 364 00:18:07,809 --> 00:18:10,093 Actually, I need you to let me do one more thing. 365 00:18:10,369 --> 00:18:12,839 What the fuck did you guys do? 366 00:18:12,932 --> 00:18:15,173 - Nothing, really. - We just showed up at the bar 367 00:18:15,248 --> 00:18:17,868 and she inferred a lot from that without any help from us. 368 00:18:17,995 --> 00:18:20,402 Was she right? Was her inference right? 369 00:18:20,477 --> 00:18:21,725 She can't prove that. 370 00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:24,906 Yair Marx is not a guy you want angry with you. 371 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,563 - Yair Marx is on the phone. - Jesus Christ. 372 00:18:29,807 --> 00:18:31,993 Yair, we making a movie or not? 373 00:18:32,322 --> 00:18:34,914 You heard about Vincent and Nika's creative meeting? 374 00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:37,057 Oh, not yet. I just got out of a meeting myself 375 00:18:37,126 --> 00:18:39,110 and I just jumped in to take your call. 376 00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:42,287 It went very well. We want to make this movie. 377 00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:44,237 We want to have you all to the house tonight 378 00:18:44,321 --> 00:18:46,171 for a check-signing dinner celebration. 379 00:18:46,245 --> 00:18:48,297 - Sounds great. - 8:00 p.m., Ari. 380 00:18:51,517 --> 00:18:52,727 That was an odd turn. 381 00:18:53,472 --> 00:18:54,787 Do you think he's setting us up? 382 00:18:54,998 --> 00:18:57,069 For what? What do you think, the guy's a killer? 383 00:18:57,559 --> 00:18:58,672 He's not a killer, is he? 384 00:18:58,757 --> 00:19:00,997 I don't know what he is, Vince. He could be Mossad, 385 00:19:01,087 --> 00:19:03,256 he could be Hezbollah... Neither would surprise me. 386 00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:05,970 Fuck him then. We don't need to get involved with a guy like that. 387 00:19:06,026 --> 00:19:08,037 Yes we do. We just sold the house. 388 00:19:08,084 --> 00:19:09,593 We don't even have a place to live. 389 00:19:09,807 --> 00:19:12,699 We need somebody to pay for this movie and this guy's gonna do it... 390 00:19:12,824 --> 00:19:13,869 Trust me! 391 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,042 So what else do I gotta do? 392 00:19:20,919 --> 00:19:23,567 Well, you'd have to tell me your real name. 393 00:19:25,121 --> 00:19:28,726 What? Do you think I'd have sex with someone saying, "oh, Turtle"? 394 00:19:32,182 --> 00:19:35,121 Daddy, Kelly's jerking off another boy in the car! 395 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,916 What are you talking about jerking off? We're just kissing! 396 00:19:38,007 --> 00:19:39,707 And what does he mean by "another" one? 397 00:19:39,829 --> 00:19:40,862 I'd better go. 398 00:19:41,971 --> 00:19:43,155 Yeah, me too! 399 00:19:45,431 --> 00:19:46,501 I'll call you. 400 00:19:51,170 --> 00:19:52,296 Oh, there he is. 401 00:19:52,671 --> 00:19:54,662 - The movie star. - How'd it go, Johnny? 402 00:19:55,472 --> 00:19:58,477 How do you think it went? I went, I saw, 403 00:19:59,088 --> 00:20:00,862 - I conquered. - Nice. 404 00:20:01,386 --> 00:20:04,268 So nice in fact, I had time to look out for one of our own. 405 00:20:05,444 --> 00:20:07,650 Hey, Tommy, can I talk to you for a second? 406 00:20:09,594 --> 00:20:11,913 - I dropped your name to Brett. - Really? 407 00:20:12,306 --> 00:20:13,939 Yeah, and Chris and Jackie too. 408 00:20:14,459 --> 00:20:16,402 Anyway, you might wanna keep your cell phone on, 409 00:20:16,468 --> 00:20:18,534 'cause we might be traveling to Paris together. 410 00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:21,761 Holy shit! Are you serious? 411 00:20:22,909 --> 00:20:24,515 I don't even know what to say. 412 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:25,934 I do. 413 00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:28,896 Say if you get it, the plane tickets are on you. 414 00:20:29,621 --> 00:20:30,621 Absolutely. 415 00:20:31,777 --> 00:20:32,869 I owe you, Drama. 416 00:20:33,557 --> 00:20:35,067 You do indeed, Tommy. 417 00:20:37,309 --> 00:20:39,045 My chef is the best in the world. 418 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,860 You know, I stole him from Le Cirque. 419 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:43,872 You tell anyone, Yair, or is there still an amber alert out on the guy? 420 00:20:43,932 --> 00:20:46,699 - Yes, cute, Ari. - Offer the dessert, already. 421 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,455 William! Voilà, bring the dessert, huh? 422 00:20:50,054 --> 00:20:51,519 No no. No dessert for me. 423 00:20:51,571 --> 00:20:53,625 - I'm full. - Yeah, me too, I'm completely stuffed. 424 00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:55,647 You don't get this figure by eating desserts. 425 00:20:55,892 --> 00:20:57,610 You gentlemen will want this, huh? 426 00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:05,437 Rich. 427 00:21:05,624 --> 00:21:06,834 Help yourself, Vincent. 428 00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:11,185 - Medellin, huh? - Medellin! 429 00:21:13,938 --> 00:21:16,021 Thank you so much, really. 430 00:21:16,812 --> 00:21:17,812 Thank you, Nika. 431 00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:20,811 I'll be upstairs. 432 00:21:24,687 --> 00:21:26,476 She hasn't been feeling well, huh? 433 00:21:27,188 --> 00:21:29,470 Come, let us take our drinks out in the garden, huh? 434 00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:32,132 The view is spectacular, huh? 435 00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:38,285 Hang back with me for a moment, Vince. 436 00:21:38,502 --> 00:21:40,619 - I'd like to speak with you. - Sure. What's up? 437 00:21:41,749 --> 00:21:43,721 You are excited to make this movie, yes? 438 00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:45,745 I can't tell you how appreciative I am. 439 00:21:47,002 --> 00:21:48,949 Listen. I know what happened today... 440 00:21:49,999 --> 00:21:52,653 - with my wife. - You know? 441 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,571 - I feel terrible. - Hey, imagine how terrible I felt 442 00:21:57,814 --> 00:22:00,688 to see this beautiful woman come home heartbroken and in tears. 443 00:22:00,877 --> 00:22:03,811 You know, in 1990, she was voted eastern Europe's most beautiful... 444 00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:06,477 - over Paulina Porizkova. - I'm sorry. 445 00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:09,307 Yeah, you need to apologize... Not to me, but to her. 446 00:22:09,448 --> 00:22:10,838 Yeah, no problem. 447 00:22:12,369 --> 00:22:13,401 Good. 448 00:22:14,438 --> 00:22:16,174 She's upstairs waiting for you... 449 00:22:16,565 --> 00:22:17,565 In the bedroom. 450 00:22:19,846 --> 00:22:20,963 Are you serious? 451 00:22:22,164 --> 00:22:24,248 I never joke about my wife's happiness. 452 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:26,393 What she wants, I get for her. 453 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,174 Now if you want this check to clear, 454 00:22:29,690 --> 00:22:31,858 you will go upstairs and you will fuck my wife 455 00:22:31,922 --> 00:22:33,367 like the superstar you are 456 00:22:33,462 --> 00:22:36,110 while I stay down here and play billiards with your friends, huh? 457 00:22:38,503 --> 00:22:40,470 Ari, those are my Cubans!