1 00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:27,463 - Hello? - Hello. 2 00:01:27,547 --> 00:01:30,048 - Good morning, boys, it's Lloyd. - Morning, Lloyd. 3 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:31,717 Lloyd, listen. I don't think Vince is up yet, 4 00:01:31,801 --> 00:01:32,760 but we're still on for Ari, right? 5 00:01:32,844 --> 00:01:34,428 Absolutely, he'll meet you at noon. 6 00:01:34,512 --> 00:01:36,764 And sorry to bother you, E, but I'm actually calling for Johnny. 7 00:01:36,848 --> 00:01:38,640 Oh, okay. 8 00:01:38,725 --> 00:01:40,309 It looks like you're gonna have to get used 9 00:01:40,393 --> 00:01:42,144 to two superstars living in the house now, E. 10 00:01:42,228 --> 00:01:44,188 Yeah. All right, later. 11 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:47,107 - What's up, Lloyd? - All good things, Johnny. 12 00:01:47,192 --> 00:01:50,194 Brett Ratner saw your new TV show and he wants 13 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:52,321 to offer you a part in his new movie. 14 00:01:52,405 --> 00:01:54,990 An offer? No audition? You're kidding. 15 00:01:55,074 --> 00:01:56,742 I'm not kidding! Sound good? 16 00:01:56,826 --> 00:01:59,411 Sounds amazing. Thanks, Lloyd. 17 00:02:04,042 --> 00:02:06,919 "Rush Hour 3," huh, Johnny? That is sweet. 18 00:02:07,003 --> 00:02:10,214 Yeah, could be. Brett wants me to come up to Casa del Ratner 19 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:13,258 - to discuss the role. - Nice, Drama. What is it? 20 00:02:13,343 --> 00:02:15,219 I don't know, but I'm gonna tell him straight up, 21 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,721 it better be something I can sink my teeth into 22 00:02:17,806 --> 00:02:20,474 'cause Johnny Drama don't shine shoes no more. 23 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:22,810 Oh, someone's getting a little cocky. 24 00:02:22,894 --> 00:02:24,895 No cockiness here, Turtle, 25 00:02:24,979 --> 00:02:27,731 just the confidence that gainful employment can give a man. 26 00:02:27,816 --> 00:02:29,817 Amazing Turtle's been able to stay confident this long 27 00:02:29,901 --> 00:02:31,401 without a job, huh? 28 00:02:31,486 --> 00:02:33,987 Ha-ha, I knew my life would suck if Drama got a career before I did. 29 00:02:34,072 --> 00:02:36,615 Maybe your life wouldn't suck so much if you called that girl Kelly. 30 00:02:36,699 --> 00:02:38,492 I did call her. What are you talking about, Vince? 31 00:02:38,576 --> 00:02:40,911 I'm seeing her today. She's got the house all to herself. 32 00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:42,329 And you didn't tell us? 33 00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:43,914 What, are you trying to play it cool, Turtle? 34 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:46,750 Well, unlike him, I don't like to brag about my accomplishments. 35 00:02:46,835 --> 00:02:49,294 You know what? Speaking of which, Johnny, 36 00:02:49,379 --> 00:02:52,130 you may not wanna do too much bragging at your day job. 37 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:54,424 People tend to get jealous. 38 00:02:54,509 --> 00:02:57,970 Good tip, bro. TV people are so bitter. 39 00:02:58,054 --> 00:03:00,138 - I'm out! - Hey, congrats! 40 00:03:00,265 --> 00:03:03,016 Okay, so now everyone has so much excitement, what are we gonna do? 41 00:03:03,101 --> 00:03:05,352 Ari's got a money guy who says he's dying to fund "Medellin." 42 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:06,937 - Do you believe him? - Do I ever? 43 00:03:13,444 --> 00:03:15,404 So what, this guy's a prince, Ari? 44 00:03:15,488 --> 00:03:17,698 A prince, an arms dealer, a coke dealer, who knows? 45 00:03:17,782 --> 00:03:19,658 What I do know is that 60 million to him 46 00:03:19,742 --> 00:03:21,535 is like lunch at the lvy to you and me. 47 00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:23,287 That's me and Vince, not you and me, E. 48 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:25,372 - Jesus. - It's impressive, huh? 49 00:03:25,456 --> 00:03:27,541 Is that the Mrs. Prince? 50 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:30,127 Nika Marx... ex-Ukrainian soap star. 51 00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:32,462 I think she's the brains of the operation. 52 00:03:32,547 --> 00:03:34,131 Ari! Ari! 53 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:37,342 Nika, how are you? 54 00:03:37,427 --> 00:03:38,427 How do I look? 55 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:40,637 You know Vinny Chase? My boy. 56 00:03:40,722 --> 00:03:42,222 - Hello, Vince. - Hello. 57 00:03:42,307 --> 00:03:44,474 - Big fan. - Thank you. It's very nice to meet you. 58 00:03:44,559 --> 00:03:46,226 - My wife Nika. - Big fan as well. 59 00:03:46,311 --> 00:03:48,478 Thanks. 60 00:03:48,563 --> 00:03:50,147 Oh, Vinny's manager, Eric Murphy. 61 00:03:50,231 --> 00:03:52,065 - Eric Murphy. - Mm? 62 00:03:53,359 --> 00:03:56,236 You have very tiny hands. 63 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:59,489 Come come, I prepared a feast on the veranda, huh? 64 00:04:04,537 --> 00:04:06,413 Just imagine the one sheet... 65 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:09,583 my face sandwiched between Tucker and Chan. 66 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:11,919 Like Joe Pesci in "Lethal 3"? 67 00:04:12,003 --> 00:04:13,670 Only a whole lot prettier. 68 00:04:15,006 --> 00:04:17,132 Damn, that is so cool, Drama. 69 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:19,968 You know, "Rush Hour" was the first Jackie Chan movie I ever saw. 70 00:04:20,053 --> 00:04:21,470 Since then I've seen them all. 71 00:04:21,554 --> 00:04:24,097 And Chris Tucker? Man, I would kill to be in that movie. 72 00:04:24,182 --> 00:04:28,477 Yeah, who wouldn't, bro? I waited a long time for an op like this. 73 00:04:28,853 --> 00:04:32,272 Take it from me, Tommy... you pay your dues, keep the faith, 74 00:04:32,357 --> 00:04:34,274 maybe your day will come also. 75 00:04:34,359 --> 00:04:36,276 You think? 76 00:04:36,361 --> 00:04:40,530 Who knows? The truth is this business is a fucking crap shoot. 77 00:04:40,615 --> 00:04:43,992 Hey, everybody, got some bad news... network brass is running late. 78 00:04:44,077 --> 00:04:46,161 - How late? - It could be a few hours. 79 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:48,538 But, JJ, I've got my thing. 80 00:04:48,623 --> 00:04:50,832 - What thing? - You know, my thing. 81 00:04:50,917 --> 00:04:54,461 Oh, right, you've got your big fuck-my-TV-show-I've-got-a-movie-offer- 82 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:56,672 I-gotta-sit-down-with-the-hotshot- director thing. 83 00:04:56,756 --> 00:04:58,507 Too bad you gotta miss it. 84 00:04:58,591 --> 00:05:00,217 James! 85 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:05,681 Aw, just kidding! 86 00:05:05,807 --> 00:05:08,100 Hey, we're all thrilled for you, Drama. Congrats. 87 00:05:08,434 --> 00:05:09,977 Oh, you didn't have to do that. 88 00:05:10,061 --> 00:05:12,771 Don't get too cozy with your new friends, we've got a night shoot. 89 00:05:12,939 --> 00:05:14,314 Don't worry, JJ. I'll be there. 90 00:05:14,399 --> 00:05:16,566 I'm not gonna pull a Clooney... 91 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:18,735 not yet. 92 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:32,290 - Hey. - Hi. 93 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:35,377 - So uh, nobody's home? - Nope. 94 00:05:35,461 --> 00:05:38,797 Oh, shit. 95 00:05:40,675 --> 00:05:43,093 I thought you guys were going to the Aquarium. 96 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:46,513 We got kicked out, baby. Your brothers threw a snow cone at a sea otter. 97 00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:49,683 - Who's the white boy, Kelly? - Yeah, Kelly? 98 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:51,476 Who's the white boy? 99 00:05:51,561 --> 00:05:53,895 Shut the hell up and get in the house. 100 00:05:53,980 --> 00:05:56,690 You're in enough trouble already. 101 00:05:58,943 --> 00:06:00,527 What's going on here? 102 00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:02,779 - Nothing. - We were just gonna hang out. 103 00:06:03,156 --> 00:06:05,907 - Yeah? - Yeah. 104 00:06:06,743 --> 00:06:08,410 So let's hang out. 105 00:06:09,996 --> 00:06:12,372 What do you think of Sylvester Stallone 106 00:06:12,457 --> 00:06:13,874 as Pablo Escobar's father, huh? 107 00:06:15,043 --> 00:06:17,544 Why are you laughing? What do you guys think, huh? 108 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:20,505 If he survives "Rocky 6" without brain damage, 109 00:06:20,590 --> 00:06:21,798 it's something to consider. 110 00:06:21,883 --> 00:06:23,967 Sylvester Stallone just doesn't feel right, Yair. 111 00:06:24,052 --> 00:06:26,720 - But he sells foreign. - And if he does it shirtless, 112 00:06:26,804 --> 00:06:30,057 just imagine how many women will come to see this movie. 113 00:06:30,141 --> 00:06:32,142 She's making fun of me. 114 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:33,602 Hey, but did Ari explain to you how I make my money? 115 00:06:33,686 --> 00:06:34,728 Oh, no. 116 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:35,937 May I please speak? 117 00:06:36,022 --> 00:06:37,397 Hmm. 118 00:06:37,482 --> 00:06:40,442 I make my money abroad, the States are just a bonus for me. 119 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:42,652 And you... you may laugh at Sly Stallone, 120 00:06:42,737 --> 00:06:44,738 but in France he makes me $5 million. 121 00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:47,532 - How much does Vince make you? - Not much. 122 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:50,577 Yeah. Hey, unless you are in your Aquaman suit, Vince... 123 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:51,953 you know, flippity floppity... 124 00:06:52,038 --> 00:06:53,789 the rest of the world does not really know who you are. 125 00:06:53,873 --> 00:06:55,791 - The world will know soon enough. - They will, 126 00:06:55,917 --> 00:06:58,460 - if we make this movie right. - We wanna make it right. 127 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:01,338 Boom, let's call the lawyers and get the ink flowing. 128 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:04,132 Hey hey, settle down, Ari. 129 00:07:04,342 --> 00:07:06,802 Now, do you understand my position? 130 00:07:06,886 --> 00:07:09,721 Yes, I do, but just so you understand ours, 131 00:07:10,014 --> 00:07:13,266 we bought this project so we can make it the way we see it. 132 00:07:15,019 --> 00:07:16,603 So you're saying no to Stallone, huh? 133 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:19,439 No no, he's not saying no. Vinny, he... you know, we're just talking. 134 00:07:19,524 --> 00:07:21,983 Actually, I am saying no, Ari... 135 00:07:22,151 --> 00:07:24,027 respectfully, of course. 136 00:07:26,739 --> 00:07:29,241 I love your commitment to your vision, Vincent, 137 00:07:29,325 --> 00:07:31,660 and I say no to my husband quite often. 138 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:33,703 We will find a way to make this movie 139 00:07:33,788 --> 00:07:36,623 - and we will make it right. - We shall see, huh? 140 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:39,334 Until then, cheers, huh? 141 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,461 - Perfect. Salud, I'chaim! - Salud. 142 00:07:41,546 --> 00:07:42,796 Prost. 143 00:07:59,689 --> 00:08:01,314 Hello, ladies... Johnny Chase, 144 00:08:01,399 --> 00:08:03,400 official cast member, "Rush Hour 3." 145 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:05,193 Nice. 146 00:08:12,577 --> 00:08:16,163 Oh, Brett, I can get used to this. 147 00:08:16,247 --> 00:08:19,040 Hi, I'm Mr. Ratner's assistant. Can I help you? 148 00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:21,209 Johnny Chase, here to see Brett. 149 00:08:21,294 --> 00:08:23,211 Yes, Mr. Chase from "The Five Towns." 150 00:08:23,296 --> 00:08:25,714 Brett's excited to meet you. He's finishing a photo shoot. 151 00:08:25,798 --> 00:08:27,632 Let me tell him you're here, okay? Hey, Lana? 152 00:08:27,717 --> 00:08:29,426 - Yeah? - Please give Mr. Chase a neck massage 153 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:31,386 - and get him a drink. - Sure. 154 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:34,055 Tell Brett Johnny Chase has arrived. 155 00:08:34,265 --> 00:08:36,474 In more ways than one. 156 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:39,436 Marissa, you have the best ass in the world. Stick it out a little, great. 157 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,855 Excellent. Ooh, put your leg up on the motorcycle. 158 00:08:42,106 --> 00:08:43,773 - Brett. - Love it. I got it. 159 00:08:43,983 --> 00:08:46,067 - Johnny Chase is here. - Where is he? Do me a favor. 160 00:08:46,152 --> 00:08:48,278 Why are there Krispy Kreme doughnuts here? I don't understand. 161 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:49,988 These are supermodels, not teamsters. Where is he? 162 00:08:50,281 --> 00:08:51,823 He's the guy right there, getting a drink. 163 00:08:51,908 --> 00:08:53,700 - That's not him. - It isn't? 164 00:08:54,118 --> 00:08:56,286 Are you a fucking idiot? That's not him. 165 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:57,829 Give me the camera. 166 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:01,875 Good one, Lindsey. 167 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:04,669 Very funny. Open up. 168 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:06,129 I knew you were lying. 169 00:09:06,214 --> 00:09:07,589 Yeah. "We're just friends." Yeah, right. 170 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:09,299 You're just using us to suck up to our mom. 171 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:10,675 What? 172 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,053 Yeah, you're just a dirty, horny sex man 173 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:15,847 - like all the others. - Nasty man. 174 00:09:16,140 --> 00:09:20,393 Okay, he's out. You kids got yourselves an hour or so. 175 00:09:20,478 --> 00:09:22,646 - Go have some fun. - You sure? 176 00:09:22,897 --> 00:09:24,564 Should I not be? 177 00:09:24,649 --> 00:09:27,442 Come on, Turtle, before you put your foot in your mouth. 178 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:30,737 - Thank you so much. - Mm-hmm. 179 00:09:31,155 --> 00:09:33,073 A simple thank you is all I'm looking for... 180 00:09:33,157 --> 00:09:36,159 Russian, Hebrew, Farsi, I don't care. Anything'll suffice. 181 00:09:36,244 --> 00:09:37,911 Thank you for what, Ari? He said he'd think about it. 182 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:40,747 That just meant he's not gonna let his wife make him look like a little bitch. 183 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:43,124 - He's in, trust me. - What do you think, Vin? 184 00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:45,669 I think the wife freaked me out. 185 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:50,006 - Yeah. She was a little cold, no? - A little warm actually. 186 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:51,925 What do you mean, Vinny? 187 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:53,677 Did you not see the way she was looking at me? 188 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,553 Looking at you? She was wearing sunglasses. 189 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:58,306 Still looking. Believe me... it was very uncomfortable. 190 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:01,268 - He thinks everyone wants to fuck him. - Everyone does, no? 191 00:10:01,352 --> 00:10:02,852 Although I don't know what you're talking about. 192 00:10:02,937 --> 00:10:04,020 Me either. 193 00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:07,774 Hey, nobody would be happier than me if you two were right... trust me. 194 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:10,735 I don't understand, Lloyd. It's like you're speaking in a foreign tongue. 195 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:13,947 They misread the credits, Johnny. It was a simple mistake. 196 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:16,032 - These things happen. - Not to me, not anymore. 197 00:10:16,117 --> 00:10:18,952 - I'm on a hit TV show now. - Johnny, don't get crazy. 198 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,996 They said the part is for a 17-year-old. 199 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,872 They meant to offer it to your little brother on the show. 200 00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:27,544 Tommy? Tommy's gonna be in "Rush Hour 3" and I'm not? 201 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:30,463 - Jesus Christ. - Be happy for him, Drama... karma. 202 00:10:30,548 --> 00:10:32,966 - Fuck karma, I don't need karma. - What do you need, Johnny? 203 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:35,385 I need to be in "Rush Hour 3." 204 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:41,141 Okay, sweetie, I'm ready to press on. 205 00:10:44,312 --> 00:10:46,813 - Uh, excuse me, Mr. Chase. - Yes? 206 00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:49,316 - Was that your agent? - It was. 207 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,192 He told you about the mistake? 208 00:10:51,402 --> 00:10:53,486 - He did. - So... 209 00:10:53,571 --> 00:10:55,697 uh, why... why are you still here? 210 00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:58,033 Because I didn't make the mistake. 211 00:10:58,159 --> 00:11:00,076 No, Mr. Chase, you didn't. I did. 212 00:11:00,161 --> 00:11:01,870 I screwed up and misread the credits. 213 00:11:01,954 --> 00:11:04,748 I'm... I'm terribly sorry. 214 00:11:05,124 --> 00:11:08,168 Well, sorry ain't gonna cut it, pal. 215 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:10,837 Let me tell you something my father told me... 216 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:13,048 "The best thing to do with mistakes 217 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,883 is to not make them." 218 00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:17,135 But since you did, the least you can is fix it. 219 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,471 Ho... how would you like me to fix it? 220 00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:21,514 - Find me a part in "Rush Hour 3." - Mr. Chase, I... 221 00:11:21,599 --> 00:11:24,392 You can tell Brett or whoever your skipper is 222 00:11:24,477 --> 00:11:26,353 that I'm not leaving here until you do. 223 00:11:28,147 --> 00:11:30,148 Okay. 224 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,284 Check, please. Thank you. 225 00:11:41,452 --> 00:11:44,496 - Turtle, I'm still eating. - It's been an hour already. 226 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:46,414 Please stop worrying about my dad. 227 00:11:46,499 --> 00:11:48,875 His bark is worse than his bite, trust me. 228 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,627 Besides, he'd only really be mad if he thought 229 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,754 you were trying to get into his little girl's pants. 230 00:11:52,922 --> 00:11:55,131 And that's not what you're trying to do, right? 231 00:11:55,466 --> 00:11:58,134 Of course not, you're wearing a skirt. 232 00:11:58,386 --> 00:12:01,179 Just so you know, it's gonna take a long time 233 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:03,181 to get into whatever I'm wearing. 234 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:04,974 You have to earn it. 235 00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:07,435 How? 236 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:10,313 You can start by taking off your hat. 237 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:18,196 Wow, I must really like you. 238 00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:22,075 You have hat head. 239 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:25,495 - That's great. - No, it's cute. 240 00:12:26,122 --> 00:12:29,499 - Really? - Really. 241 00:12:33,254 --> 00:12:35,213 This is just like when you thought Mrs. Rodrigo wanted 242 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,549 - to fuck you in 10th grade. - Yes, it's exactly like that 243 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:40,385 - because you thought she didn't. - Did you fuck Mrs. Rodrigo? 244 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:42,804 Hand jobs in the Spanish lab every Tuesday. 245 00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:44,472 You never told me that. 246 00:12:44,557 --> 00:12:47,016 I'm very quiet about these things. 247 00:12:47,101 --> 00:12:49,394 - What, are you jealous? - A little... she was hot. 248 00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:52,313 Still is... she calls me every once in a while for phone sex. 249 00:12:54,859 --> 00:12:57,777 Oh, look at this... Nika Marx calling my cell phone and not yours. 250 00:12:57,862 --> 00:12:59,362 She doesn't have my number. 251 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,197 What are you talking about? I saw you give it to her. 252 00:13:01,282 --> 00:13:03,575 No, I gave her the one-digit-off move. 253 00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:04,826 Oh, that's a girl move. 254 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:07,328 It's the whoever's-being- treated-like-meat move. 255 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:08,997 - Hello. - Eric, it's Nika. 256 00:13:09,081 --> 00:13:10,790 - Hey, how are you? - Is Vince there? 257 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:13,710 I have some excellent news and I'd like to tell it to him personally. 258 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,420 Sure, hold on. 259 00:13:15,713 --> 00:13:17,172 She wants to talk to you. 260 00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:19,716 She's got excellent news. 261 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:22,260 Take it. 262 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:23,970 Hello, Nika, how are you? 263 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,847 I apologize for calling your partner, Vincent, 264 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:28,391 but I somehow took your number down incorrectly. 265 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:30,852 No worries... I never answer my phone, anyway. 266 00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:32,812 We want to make this movie, Vincent. 267 00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:34,647 Fantastic. 268 00:13:34,732 --> 00:13:35,982 Mmm, does that excite you? 269 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,860 Yes, it does, very much so. They're in. 270 00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:41,654 I just have one small concern... creatively. I'd like you to meet me 271 00:13:41,739 --> 00:13:44,157 at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in an hour and we'll discuss. 272 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,992 - Is this okay? - Sure. 273 00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:49,662 - Oh, one more thing, Vincent... - Yes, Nika? 274 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,832 Come alone. 275 00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:54,417 Ciao. 276 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,298 Don't look now, honey, but you're about to get gammoned. 277 00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:02,425 Bring it on, TV star. 278 00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:04,177 Ooh, low blow. 279 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,846 But not a TV star after today... hopefully. 280 00:14:06,931 --> 00:14:08,598 Uh, Johnny, can I have a word with you a sec? 281 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,935 Oh, hey, Brett. Uh, excuse me, ladies. The big guy needs a word. 282 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,979 Brett, there was an extra suit in the pool house. 283 00:14:15,064 --> 00:14:17,649 - I hope you don't mind. - My assistant said you won't leave. 284 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,985 Why would I wanna leave a paradise like this? 285 00:14:21,070 --> 00:14:23,905 Such a beautiful home you have... and so tastefully done, Brett. 286 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,865 Really, a class look you've got going here. 287 00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:29,327 What's wrong with you? Are you retarded or something? 288 00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:31,037 Just following in your footsteps, Brett. 289 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,831 - My footsteps? - Yup. 290 00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:36,000 You talked your way into NYU film school 291 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,710 at 16 with a C average, 292 00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:39,712 you got Spielberg to give you cash 293 00:14:39,797 --> 00:14:41,631 to direct your first student film. 294 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:45,301 You're a man who won't take no for an answer. 295 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,804 You know what, Brett? Neither will I. 296 00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:52,350 - Scott. - You want me to call the cops? 297 00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,102 Dry him off, bring him up to the house. 298 00:14:54,562 --> 00:14:55,937 And no wet feet. 299 00:14:59,817 --> 00:15:02,026 Scott, you wanna get me a towel? 300 00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:04,320 Why are you walking so fast? 301 00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:06,239 Come on, you look like an athlete... keep up. 302 00:15:06,574 --> 00:15:09,325 You really wanna get me home fast, it's not the walk to the car that matters, 303 00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:11,244 - it's the drive home. - What does that mean? 304 00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:13,955 - Means you drive slow. - Oh yeah, right. 305 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:16,332 Give me the keys. 306 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:18,668 All right. 307 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,211 Let's see what you got, hotshot. 308 00:15:20,296 --> 00:15:22,297 Thank you. 309 00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:31,264 You're out of your mind. 310 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:32,765 I haven't even opened her up yet. 311 00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:34,225 You're doing 106. 312 00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:36,561 - You nervous? - No. 313 00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:39,147 - 110. - All right, maybe a little. 314 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,236 I don't know why you want me to go with you. 315 00:15:45,321 --> 00:15:47,196 Even if she does wanna fuck you, it's a hotel bar. 316 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:50,199 - What could she possibly do? - Convince me. 317 00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:52,076 You know I have a thing for Eastern-bloc women. 318 00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:53,953 Yeah. Just pretend like you didn't understand her. 319 00:15:54,038 --> 00:15:57,206 - I'll tell her the phone cut out. - There she is. 320 00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:04,130 Hey, Nika. 321 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:06,049 How are you? 322 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:08,009 What is the meaning of this? 323 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:10,678 - Uh, what's that? - I asked you to come alone. 324 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,306 - Oh... - So why you bring the little man? 325 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,183 Well... 326 00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:17,560 it's a creative meeting, and as a producer, I just thought I should... 327 00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:20,396 Creative meeting is something I do alone with my actors. 328 00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:22,774 It gives me a chance to speak with them free of distractions 329 00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,734 of producers who may have their own agenda. 330 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:25,985 We're all on the same page here, Nika. 331 00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:27,987 We will be on the same page when you leave. 332 00:16:28,072 --> 00:16:29,947 You can pick Vince up in two hours. 333 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,367 That should be plenty of time. 334 00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:34,619 I-I'd really like to stay. I won't say anything. 335 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:38,206 - Could be like a babysitter. - Why do we need a babysitter? 336 00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:40,958 You know, just to make sure everything stays appropriate. 337 00:16:43,087 --> 00:16:45,797 What is it you thought was going to happen here, Vincent? 338 00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:48,007 Nothing, I just... 339 00:16:48,092 --> 00:16:50,093 - Nothing. Nika... - I'm talking to Vincent. 340 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,178 As far as I am concerned, you're not even here. 341 00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:54,722 You think I was trying to seduce you. 342 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:57,475 Is this why you bring your little chaperone... for protection? 343 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,936 Because you assume I want to fuck? 344 00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:02,605 You Americans are such conceited, 345 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:05,441 self-absorbed pigs. 346 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,777 You have made a terrible mistake. 347 00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:15,201 Maybe she didn't wanna fuck. 348 00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:19,706 I told everyone I work with and everyone in my family 349 00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:22,208 that I'm doing this movie. Now what am I supposed to tell them 350 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,710 when they see the kid brother from my show 351 00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:25,461 dropping "F" bombs with Chris Tucker? 352 00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:28,256 I feel for you, I do, but I've got nothing in this movie for you. 353 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:30,258 The only parts I got are French. 354 00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:33,136 Je parle français. I speak it, Brett. 355 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,138 - John... - I'll do it for free! 356 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,431 - Johnny... - I'll pay you. 357 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,142 - Jesus Christ. - All right, seriously. 358 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,560 What if I fly myself out, 359 00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:42,645 put myself up, you give me a little something; 360 00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:45,481 if I don't deliver, you cut it. Or cut it anyway. 361 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:48,234 As long as I'm on the call sheet and listed on IMDB, 362 00:17:48,444 --> 00:17:50,111 - we're all good. - You're telling me 363 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:51,404 you're gonna spend 20 grand to go to Paris 364 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:52,864 for a part that I might end up cutting? 365 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:57,744 Such is my passion for movies. 366 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:01,622 Congrats. You can play the bus driver on the Champs-Élysées. 367 00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:04,792 Yes! Ici venez, frère! 368 00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:07,503 That's French for "Come here, bro." 369 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:10,006 All right, all right. You good? 370 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,966 - Oh, yeah. - You'll leave? 371 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,093 Yeah, I'll leave. 372 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:16,637 Actually, I need you to let me do one more thing. 373 00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:19,265 What the fuck did you guys do? 374 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,601 - Nothing, really. - We just showed up at the bar 375 00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:24,270 and she inferred a lot from that without any help from us. 376 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,773 Was she right? Was her inference right? 377 00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:28,691 She can't prove that. 378 00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:31,444 Yair Marx is not a guy you want angry with you. 379 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,405 - Yair Marx is on the phone. - Jesus Christ. 380 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,618 Yair, we making a movie or not? 381 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:41,245 You heard about Vincent and Nika's creative meeting? 382 00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:43,456 Oh, no, not yet. I just got out of a meeting myself 383 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,541 and I just jumped in to take your call. 384 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,753 It went very well. We want to make this movie. 385 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,463 We want to have you all to the house tonight 386 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,548 for a check-signing dinner celebration. 387 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:56,260 - Sounds great. - 8:00 p.m., Ari. Ciao. 388 00:18:57,846 --> 00:18:59,764 That was an odd turn. 389 00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,307 Do you think he's setting us up? 390 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,476 For what? What do you think, the guy's a killer? 391 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,311 He's not a killer, is he, Ari? 392 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,313 I don't know what he is, Vince. He could be Mossad, 393 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,565 he could be Hezbollah... neither would surprise me. 394 00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:11,901 Fuck him then. We don't need to get involved with a guy like that. 395 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,403 Oh, E, yes we do. We just sold the house. 396 00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:15,822 We don't even have a place to live. 397 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:19,158 We need somebody to pay for this movie and this guy's gonna do it... 398 00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:20,827 trust me! 399 00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:27,041 So what else do I gotta do? 400 00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:30,169 Well, you'd have to tell me your real name. 401 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,881 What? Do you think I'd have sex with someone 402 00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:35,132 saying, "Oh, Turtle"? 403 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:41,889 Daddy, Kelly's jerking off another boy in the car! 404 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,350 What are you talking about jerking off? We're just kissing! 405 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,018 And what does he mean by "another" one? 406 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,937 - I'd better go. - Turtle! 407 00:19:48,397 --> 00:19:50,439 Yeah, me too! 408 00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:53,860 I'll call you. 409 00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,948 - Oh, there he is. - Hey. 410 00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:01,450 - The movie star. - How'd it go, Johnny? 411 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:05,454 How do you think it went? I went, I saw, 412 00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:07,498 - I conquered. - Nice. 413 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:11,627 Eh, so nice in fact, I had time to look out for one of our own. 414 00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:14,213 Hey, Tommy, can I talk to you for a second? 415 00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:18,593 - I dropped your name to Brett. - Really? 416 00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,928 Yeah, and Chris and Jackie too. 417 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,889 Anyway, you might wanna keep your cell phone on, 418 00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:25,266 'cause we might be traveling to Paris together. 419 00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:29,020 Holy shit! Are you serious? 420 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,980 Oh, I don't... I don't even know what to say. 421 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,690 I do. 422 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:35,902 Say if you get it, the plane tickets are on you. 423 00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:38,154 Absolutely. 424 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,906 I owe you, Drama. 425 00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:42,325 You do indeed, Tommy. 426 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,786 My chef is the best in the world. 427 00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:47,538 You know, I stole him from Le Cirque. 428 00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:50,333 You tell anyone, Yair, or is there still an amber alert out on the guy? 429 00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:53,252 - Yes, cute, Ari. - Offer the dessert, already. 430 00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:55,296 William! Voilà, bring the dessert, huh? 431 00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:58,549 No no no no. No dessert for me. I'm full. 432 00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:00,009 Yeah, me too, I'm completely stuffed. 433 00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:02,470 Yeah, you don't get this figure by eating desserts. 434 00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,555 You gentlemen will want this, huh? 435 00:21:09,186 --> 00:21:10,770 Wow. 436 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,021 Rich. 437 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,481 Help yourself, Vincent. 438 00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:17,860 - "Medellin," huh? - "Medellin"! 439 00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:19,320 - "Medellin," yeah! - All right. Cheers. 440 00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:23,157 Thank you so much, really. 441 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,660 Thank you, Nika. 442 00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,870 I'll be upstairs. 443 00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:33,542 She hasn't been feeling well, huh? 444 00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:35,962 Come, let us take our drinks out in the garden, huh? 445 00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:40,007 The view is spectacular, huh? 446 00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:44,804 Eh, hang back with me for a moment, Vince. 447 00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:47,098 - I'd like to speak with you. - Sure. What's up? 448 00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:50,267 You are excited to make this movie, yes? 449 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:53,270 I can't tell you how appreciative I am. 450 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,315 Listen. I know what happened today... 451 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,193 - with my wife. - You know? 452 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,028 Mmm. 453 00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:04,198 - I feel terrible. - Hey hey, imagine how terrible I felt 454 00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:07,118 to see this beautiful woman come home heartbroken and in tears. 455 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:10,329 You know, in 1990, she was voted Eastern Europe's most beautiful... 456 00:22:10,414 --> 00:22:13,082 - over Paulina Porizkova. - I'm sorry. 457 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,793 Yeah, you need to apologize... not to me, but to her. 458 00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:17,086 Yeah, no problem. 459 00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:19,672 Good. 460 00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:22,675 She's upstairs waiting for you... 461 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:23,843 in the bedroom. 462 00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:27,138 Are... are you serious? 463 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:31,100 Vincent, I never joke about my wife's happiness. 464 00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:33,644 What she wants, I get for her. 465 00:22:33,729 --> 00:22:36,105 Now if you want this check to clear, 466 00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:38,274 you will go upstairs and you will fuck my wife 467 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:39,775 like the superstar you are 468 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:42,570 while I stay down here and play billiards with your friends, huh? 469 00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:47,575 Ari, those are my Cubans!