1 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,093 - Hello? - Hello. 2 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:27,601 - Good morning, boys, it's Lloyd. - Morning, Lloyd. 3 00:01:27,579 --> 00:01:29,163 Lloyd, listen. I don't think Vince is up yet, 4 00:01:29,179 --> 00:01:30,138 but we're still on for Ari, right? 5 00:01:30,180 --> 00:01:31,764 Absolutely, he'll meet you at noon. 6 00:01:31,779 --> 00:01:34,031 And sorry to bother you, E, but I'm actually calling for Johnny. 7 00:01:34,019 --> 00:01:35,811 Oh, okay. 8 00:01:35,819 --> 00:01:37,403 It looks like you're gonna have to get used 9 00:01:37,418 --> 00:01:39,169 to two superstars living in the house now, E. 10 00:01:39,178 --> 00:01:41,138 Yeah. All right, later. 11 00:01:41,138 --> 00:01:43,973 - What's up, Lloyd? - All good things, Johnny. 12 00:01:43,939 --> 00:01:46,941 Brett Ratner saw your new TV show and he wants 13 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,941 to offer you a part in his new movie. 14 00:01:48,937 --> 00:01:51,522 An offer? No audition? You're kidding. 15 00:01:51,497 --> 00:01:53,165 I'm not kidding! Sound good? 16 00:01:53,177 --> 00:01:55,762 Sounds amazing. Thanks, Lloyd. 17 00:02:00,097 --> 00:02:02,974 "Rush Hour 3," huh, Johnny? That is sweet. 18 00:02:02,936 --> 00:02:06,147 Yeah, could be. Brett wants me to come up to Casa del Ratner 19 00:02:06,095 --> 00:02:09,055 - to discuss the role. - Nice, Drama. What is it? 20 00:02:09,016 --> 00:02:10,892 I don't know, but I'm gonna tell him straight up, 21 00:02:10,896 --> 00:02:13,314 it better be something I can sink my teeth into 22 00:02:13,296 --> 00:02:15,964 'cause Johnny Drama don't shine shoes no more. 23 00:02:15,934 --> 00:02:18,186 Oh, someone's getting a little cocky. 24 00:02:18,174 --> 00:02:20,175 No cockiness here, Turtle, 25 00:02:20,175 --> 00:02:22,927 just the confidence that gainful employment can give a man. 26 00:02:22,895 --> 00:02:24,896 Amazing Turtle's been able to stay confident this long 27 00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:26,394 without a job, huh? 28 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:28,915 Ha-ha, I knew my life would suck if Drama got a career before I did. 29 00:02:28,894 --> 00:02:31,437 Maybe your life wouldn't suck so much if you called that girl Kelly. 30 00:02:31,414 --> 00:02:33,207 I did call her. What are you talking about, Vince? 31 00:02:33,213 --> 00:02:35,548 I'm seeing her today. She's got the house all to herself. 32 00:02:35,533 --> 00:02:36,867 And you didn't tell us? 33 00:02:36,892 --> 00:02:38,393 What, are you trying to play it cool, Turtle? 34 00:02:38,412 --> 00:02:41,164 Well, unlike him, I don't like to brag about my accomplishments. 35 00:02:41,133 --> 00:02:43,592 You know what? Speaking of which, Johnny, 36 00:02:43,573 --> 00:02:46,324 you may not wanna do too much bragging at your day job. 37 00:02:46,292 --> 00:02:48,501 People tend to get jealous. 38 00:02:48,492 --> 00:02:51,953 Good tip, bro. TV people are so bitter. 39 00:02:51,891 --> 00:02:53,975 - I'm out! - Hey, congrats! 40 00:02:54,011 --> 00:02:56,762 Okay, so now everyone has so much excitement, what are we gonna do? 41 00:02:56,732 --> 00:02:58,983 Ari's got a money guy who says he's dying to fund "Medellin." 42 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:00,472 - Do you believe him? - Do I ever? 43 00:03:06,649 --> 00:03:08,609 So what, this guy's a prince, Ari? 44 00:03:08,610 --> 00:03:10,820 A prince, an arms dealer, a coke dealer, who knows? 45 00:03:10,810 --> 00:03:12,686 What I do know is that 60 million to him 46 00:03:12,689 --> 00:03:14,482 is like lunch at the lvy to you and me. 47 00:03:14,489 --> 00:03:16,157 That's me and Vince, not you and me, E. 48 00:03:16,169 --> 00:03:18,170 - Jesus. - It's impressive, huh? 49 00:03:18,168 --> 00:03:20,253 Is that the Mrs. Prince? 50 00:03:20,249 --> 00:03:22,751 Nika Marx... ex-Ukrainian soap star. 51 00:03:22,729 --> 00:03:24,980 I think she's the brains of the operation. 52 00:03:24,968 --> 00:03:26,552 Ari! Ari! 53 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:29,650 Nika, how are you? 54 00:03:29,648 --> 00:03:30,648 How do I look? 55 00:03:30,687 --> 00:03:32,813 You know Vinny Chase? My boy. 56 00:03:32,808 --> 00:03:34,308 - Hello, Vince. - Hello. 57 00:03:34,328 --> 00:03:36,495 - Big fan. - Thank you. It's very nice to meet you. 58 00:03:36,487 --> 00:03:38,154 - My wife Nika. - Big fan as well. 59 00:03:38,167 --> 00:03:40,334 Thanks. 60 00:03:40,327 --> 00:03:41,911 Oh, Vinny's manager, Eric Murphy. 61 00:03:41,926 --> 00:03:43,760 - Eric Murphy. - Mm? 62 00:03:44,926 --> 00:03:47,803 You have very tiny hands. 63 00:03:47,846 --> 00:03:50,931 Come come, I prepared a feast on the veranda, huh? 64 00:03:55,645 --> 00:03:57,521 Just imagine the one sheet... 65 00:03:57,525 --> 00:04:00,611 my face sandwiched between Tucker and Chan. 66 00:04:00,565 --> 00:04:02,817 Like Joe Pesci in "Lethal 3"? 67 00:04:02,805 --> 00:04:04,472 Only a whole lot prettier. 68 00:04:05,684 --> 00:04:07,810 Damn, that is so cool, Drama. 69 00:04:08,004 --> 00:04:10,547 You know, "Rush Hour" was the first Jackie Chan movie I ever saw. 70 00:04:10,524 --> 00:04:11,941 Since then I've seen them all. 71 00:04:11,964 --> 00:04:14,507 And Chris Tucker? Man, I would kill to be in that movie. 72 00:04:14,484 --> 00:04:18,779 Yeah, who wouldn't, bro? I waited a long time for an op like this. 73 00:04:18,963 --> 00:04:22,382 Take it from me, Tommy... you pay your dues, keep the faith, 74 00:04:22,323 --> 00:04:24,240 maybe your day will come also. 75 00:04:24,243 --> 00:04:26,160 You think? 76 00:04:26,163 --> 00:04:30,332 Who knows? The truth is this business is a fucking crap shoot. 77 00:04:30,242 --> 00:04:33,619 Hey, everybody, got some bad news... network brass is running late. 78 00:04:33,562 --> 00:04:35,646 - How late? - It could be a few hours. 79 00:04:35,681 --> 00:04:37,932 But, JJ, I've got my thing. 80 00:04:37,921 --> 00:04:40,130 - What thing? - You know, my thing. 81 00:04:40,121 --> 00:04:43,665 Oh, right, you've got your big fuck-my-TV-show-I've-got-a-movie-offer- 82 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,727 I-gotta-sit-down-with-the-hotshot- director thing. 83 00:04:45,721 --> 00:04:47,472 Too bad you gotta miss it. 84 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,106 James! 85 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:54,437 Aw, just kidding! 86 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,693 Hey, we're all thrilled for you, Drama. Congrats. 87 00:04:56,919 --> 00:04:58,462 Oh, you didn't have to do that. 88 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:01,190 Don't get too cozy with your new friends, we've got a night shoot. 89 00:05:01,239 --> 00:05:02,614 Don't worry, JJ. I'll be there. 90 00:05:02,639 --> 00:05:04,806 I'm not gonna pull a Clooney... 91 00:05:04,998 --> 00:05:06,874 not yet. 92 00:05:17,917 --> 00:05:19,876 - Hey. - Hi. 93 00:05:19,877 --> 00:05:22,879 - So uh, nobody's home? - Nope. 94 00:05:22,837 --> 00:05:26,173 Oh, shit. 95 00:05:27,836 --> 00:05:30,254 I thought you guys were going to the Aquarium. 96 00:05:30,236 --> 00:05:33,572 We got kicked out, baby. Your brothers threw a snow cone at a sea otter. 97 00:05:33,675 --> 00:05:36,594 - Who's the white boy, Kelly? - Yeah, Kelly? 98 00:05:36,555 --> 00:05:38,264 Who's the white boy? 99 00:05:38,276 --> 00:05:40,610 Shut the hell up and get in the house. 100 00:05:40,595 --> 00:05:43,305 You're in enough trouble already. 101 00:05:45,354 --> 00:05:46,938 What's going on here? 102 00:05:46,953 --> 00:05:49,121 - Nothing. - We were just gonna hang out. 103 00:05:49,395 --> 00:05:52,146 - Yeah? - Yeah. 104 00:05:52,834 --> 00:05:54,501 So let's hang out. 105 00:05:55,953 --> 00:05:58,329 What do you think of Sylvester Stallone 106 00:05:58,313 --> 00:05:59,730 as Pablo Escobar's father, huh? 107 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:03,295 Why are you laughing? What do you guys think, huh? 108 00:06:03,273 --> 00:06:06,150 If he survives "Rocky 6" without brain damage, 109 00:06:06,113 --> 00:06:07,321 it's something to consider. 110 00:06:07,352 --> 00:06:09,436 Sylvester Stallone just doesn't feel right, Yair. 111 00:06:09,432 --> 00:06:12,100 - But he sells foreign. - And if he does it shirtless, 112 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:15,325 just imagine how many women will come to see this movie. 113 00:06:15,272 --> 00:06:17,273 She's making fun of me. 114 00:06:17,271 --> 00:06:18,647 Hey, but did Ari explain to you how I make my money? 115 00:06:18,671 --> 00:06:19,713 Oh, no. 116 00:06:19,751 --> 00:06:20,876 May I please speak? 117 00:06:20,911 --> 00:06:22,286 Hmm. 118 00:06:22,311 --> 00:06:25,271 I make my money abroad, the States are just a bonus for me. 119 00:06:25,231 --> 00:06:27,357 And you... you may laugh at Sly Stallone, 120 00:06:27,351 --> 00:06:29,352 but in France he makes me $5 million. 121 00:06:29,350 --> 00:06:32,060 - How much does Vince make you? - Not much. 122 00:06:32,349 --> 00:06:34,976 Yeah. Hey, unless you are in your Aquaman suit, Vince... 123 00:06:34,949 --> 00:06:36,241 you know, flippity floppity... 124 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:38,021 the rest of the world does not really know who you are. 125 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:39,948 - The world will know soon enough. - They will, 126 00:06:39,990 --> 00:06:42,533 - if we make this movie right. - We wanna make it right. 127 00:06:42,789 --> 00:06:45,291 Boom, let's call the lawyers and get the ink flowing. 128 00:06:45,268 --> 00:06:47,978 Hey hey, settle down, Ari. 129 00:06:48,068 --> 00:06:50,528 Now, do you understand my position? 130 00:06:50,508 --> 00:06:53,343 Yes, I do, but just so you understand ours, 131 00:06:53,508 --> 00:06:56,760 we bought this project so we can make it the way we see it. 132 00:06:58,307 --> 00:06:59,891 So you're saying no to Stallone, huh? 133 00:06:59,906 --> 00:07:02,658 No no, he's not saying no. Vinny, he... you know, we're just talking. 134 00:07:02,628 --> 00:07:05,087 Actually, I am saying no, Ari... 135 00:07:05,147 --> 00:07:07,023 respectfully, of course. 136 00:07:09,546 --> 00:07:12,048 I love your commitment to your vision, Vincent, 137 00:07:12,026 --> 00:07:14,361 and I say no to my husband quite often. 138 00:07:14,586 --> 00:07:16,295 We will find a way to make this movie 139 00:07:16,306 --> 00:07:19,141 - and we will make it right. - We shall see, huh? 140 00:07:19,425 --> 00:07:21,718 Until then, cheers, huh? 141 00:07:21,704 --> 00:07:23,747 - Perfect. Salud, I'chaim! - Salud. 142 00:07:23,745 --> 00:07:24,995 Prost. 143 00:07:41,144 --> 00:07:42,769 Hello, ladies... Johnny Chase, 144 00:07:42,783 --> 00:07:44,784 official cast member, "Rush Hour 3." 145 00:07:44,783 --> 00:07:46,492 Nice. 146 00:07:53,503 --> 00:07:57,089 Oh, Brett, I can get used to this. 147 00:07:57,022 --> 00:07:59,815 Hi, I'm Mr. Ratner's assistant. Can I help you? 148 00:07:59,781 --> 00:08:01,865 Johnny Chase, here to see Brett. 149 00:08:01,861 --> 00:08:03,778 Yes, Mr. Chase from "The Five Towns." 150 00:08:03,782 --> 00:08:06,200 Brett's excited to meet you. He's finishing a photo shoot. 151 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:08,015 Let me tell him you're here, okay? Hey, Lana? 152 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,730 - Yeah? - Please give Mr. Chase a neck massage 153 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:11,616 - and get him a drink. - Sure. 154 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:14,201 Tell Brett Johnny Chase has arrived. 155 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:16,509 In more ways than one. 156 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:19,377 Marissa, you have the best ass in the world. Stick it out a little, great. 157 00:08:19,339 --> 00:08:21,674 Excellent. Ooh, put your leg up on the motorcycle. 158 00:08:21,819 --> 00:08:23,486 - Brett. - Love it. I got it. 159 00:08:23,619 --> 00:08:25,703 - Johnny Chase is here. - Where is he? Do me a favor. 160 00:08:25,699 --> 00:08:27,825 Why are there Krispy Kreme doughnuts here? I don't understand. 161 00:08:27,819 --> 00:08:29,445 These are supermodels, not teamsters. Where is he? 162 00:08:29,659 --> 00:08:31,201 He's the guy right there, getting a drink. 163 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,011 - That's not him. - It isn't? 164 00:08:33,338 --> 00:08:35,506 Are you a fucking idiot? That's not him. 165 00:08:35,497 --> 00:08:36,956 Give me the camera. 166 00:08:39,378 --> 00:08:40,837 Good one, Lindsey. 167 00:08:40,857 --> 00:08:43,567 Very funny. Open up. 168 00:08:43,737 --> 00:08:44,904 I knew you were lying. 169 00:08:44,937 --> 00:08:46,312 Yeah. "We're just friends." Yeah, right. 170 00:08:46,336 --> 00:08:47,962 You're just using us to suck up to our mom. 171 00:08:48,256 --> 00:08:49,256 What? 172 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:51,589 Yeah, you're just a dirty, horny sex man 173 00:08:51,577 --> 00:08:54,287 - like all the others. - Nasty man. 174 00:08:54,456 --> 00:08:58,709 Okay, he's out. You kids got yourselves an hour or so. 175 00:08:58,616 --> 00:09:00,784 - Go have some fun. - You sure? 176 00:09:00,935 --> 00:09:02,602 Should I not be? 177 00:09:02,615 --> 00:09:05,408 Come on, Turtle, before you put your foot in your mouth. 178 00:09:05,415 --> 00:09:08,584 - Thank you so much. - Mm-hmm. 179 00:09:08,855 --> 00:09:10,773 A simple thank you is all I'm looking for... 180 00:09:10,774 --> 00:09:13,776 Russian, Hebrew, Farsi, I don't care. Anything'll suffice. 181 00:09:13,734 --> 00:09:15,401 Thank you for what, Ari? He said he'd think about it. 182 00:09:15,413 --> 00:09:18,165 That just meant he's not gonna let his wife make him look like a little bitch. 183 00:09:18,134 --> 00:09:20,427 - He's in, trust me. - What do you think, Vin? 184 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,853 I think the wife freaked me out. 185 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:27,106 - Yeah. She was a little cold, no? - A little warm actually. 186 00:09:27,212 --> 00:09:28,838 What do you mean, Vinny? 187 00:09:28,853 --> 00:09:30,521 Did you not see the way she was looking at me? 188 00:09:30,533 --> 00:09:32,325 Looking at you? She was wearing sunglasses. 189 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:35,001 Still looking. Believe me... it was very uncomfortable. 190 00:09:35,012 --> 00:09:37,848 - He thinks everyone wants to fuck him. - Everyone does, no? 191 00:09:37,812 --> 00:09:39,312 Although I don't know what you're talking about. 192 00:09:39,331 --> 00:09:40,414 Me either. 193 00:09:40,532 --> 00:09:44,118 Hey, nobody would be happier than me if you two were right... trust me. 194 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:46,928 I don't understand, Lloyd. It's like you're speaking in a foreign tongue. 195 00:09:47,210 --> 00:09:50,004 They misread the credits, Johnny. It was a simple mistake. 196 00:09:49,970 --> 00:09:51,971 - These things happen. - Not to me, not anymore. 197 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:54,805 - I'm on a hit TV show now. - Johnny, don't get crazy. 198 00:09:54,770 --> 00:09:56,730 They said the part is for a 17-year-old. 199 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,522 They meant to offer it to your little brother on the show. 200 00:09:59,050 --> 00:10:03,095 Tommy? Tommy's gonna be in "Rush Hour 3" and I'm not? 201 00:10:03,009 --> 00:10:05,844 - Jesus Christ. - Be happy for him, Drama... karma. 202 00:10:05,810 --> 00:10:08,228 - Fuck karma, I don't need karma. - What do you need, Johnny? 203 00:10:08,209 --> 00:10:10,544 I need to be in "Rush Hour 3." 204 00:10:13,448 --> 00:10:16,075 Okay, sweetie, I'm ready to press on. 205 00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:21,510 - Uh, excuse me, Mr. Chase. - Yes? 206 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:23,906 - Was that your agent? - It was. 207 00:10:23,887 --> 00:10:25,679 He told you about the mistake? 208 00:10:25,807 --> 00:10:27,891 - He did. - So... 209 00:10:27,887 --> 00:10:30,013 uh, why... why are you still here? 210 00:10:30,127 --> 00:10:32,254 Because I didn't make the mistake. 211 00:10:32,287 --> 00:10:34,204 No, Mr. Chase, you didn't. I did. 212 00:10:34,207 --> 00:10:35,916 I screwed up and misread the credits. 213 00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:38,720 I'm... I'm terribly sorry. 214 00:10:38,966 --> 00:10:42,010 Well, sorry ain't gonna cut it, pal. 215 00:10:41,966 --> 00:10:44,551 Let me tell you something my father told me... 216 00:10:44,525 --> 00:10:46,652 "The best thing to do with mistakes 217 00:10:46,725 --> 00:10:48,393 is to not make them." 218 00:10:48,405 --> 00:10:50,573 But since you did, the least you can is fix it. 219 00:10:51,044 --> 00:10:52,795 Ho... how would you like me to fix it? 220 00:10:52,804 --> 00:10:54,763 - Find me a part in "Rush Hour 3." - Mr. Chase, I... 221 00:10:54,765 --> 00:10:57,558 You can tell Brett or whoever your skipper is 222 00:10:57,525 --> 00:10:59,401 that I'm not leaving here until you do. 223 00:11:01,044 --> 00:11:03,045 Okay. 224 00:11:11,562 --> 00:11:13,730 Check, please. Thank you. 225 00:11:13,802 --> 00:11:16,846 - Turtle, I'm still eating. - It's been an hour already. 226 00:11:17,202 --> 00:11:18,619 Please stop worrying about my dad. 227 00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:21,019 His bark is worse than his bite, trust me. 228 00:11:21,002 --> 00:11:22,670 Besides, he'd only really be mad if he thought 229 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:24,724 you were trying to get into his little girl's pants. 230 00:11:24,802 --> 00:11:27,011 And that's not what you're trying to do, right? 231 00:11:27,241 --> 00:11:29,909 Of course not, you're wearing a skirt. 232 00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:32,834 Just so you know, it's gonna take a long time 233 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,718 to get into whatever I'm wearing. 234 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:36,429 You have to earn it. 235 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,777 How? 236 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,593 You can start by taking off your hat. 237 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:49,144 Wow, I must really like you. 238 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,829 You have hat head. 239 00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:56,174 - That's great. - No, it's cute. 240 00:11:56,639 --> 00:12:00,016 - Really? - Really. 241 00:12:03,478 --> 00:12:05,437 This is just like when you thought Mrs. Rodrigo wanted 242 00:12:05,437 --> 00:12:07,689 - to fuck you in 10th grade. - Yes, it's exactly like that 243 00:12:07,678 --> 00:12:10,430 - because you thought she didn't. - Did you fuck Mrs. Rodrigo? 244 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,732 Hand jobs in the Spanish lab every Tuesday. 245 00:12:12,716 --> 00:12:14,300 You never told me that. 246 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,776 I'm very quiet about these things. 247 00:12:16,756 --> 00:12:19,049 - What, are you jealous? - A little... she was hot. 248 00:12:19,035 --> 00:12:21,870 Still is... she calls me every once in a while for phone sex. 249 00:12:24,196 --> 00:12:27,114 Oh, look at this... Nika Marx calling my cell phone and not yours. 250 00:12:27,076 --> 00:12:28,576 She doesn't have my number. 251 00:12:28,675 --> 00:12:30,342 What are you talking about? I saw you give it to her. 252 00:12:30,355 --> 00:12:32,648 No, I gave her the one-digit-off move. 253 00:12:32,635 --> 00:12:33,802 Oh, that's a girl move. 254 00:12:33,835 --> 00:12:36,253 It's the whoever's-being- treated-like-meat move. 255 00:12:36,235 --> 00:12:37,819 - Hello. - Eric, it's Nika. 256 00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:39,543 - Hey, how are you? - Is Vince there? 257 00:12:39,554 --> 00:12:42,389 I have some excellent news and I'd like to tell it to him personally. 258 00:12:42,353 --> 00:12:43,979 Sure, hold on. 259 00:12:44,194 --> 00:12:45,653 She wants to talk to you. 260 00:12:45,674 --> 00:12:48,134 She's got excellent news. 261 00:12:48,153 --> 00:12:50,571 Take it. 262 00:12:50,913 --> 00:12:52,163 Hello, Nika, how are you? 263 00:12:52,192 --> 00:12:53,985 I apologize for calling your partner, Vincent, 264 00:12:53,992 --> 00:12:56,452 but I somehow took your number down incorrectly. 265 00:12:56,513 --> 00:12:58,806 No worries... I never answer my phone, anyway. 266 00:12:58,873 --> 00:13:00,665 We want to make this movie, Vincent. 267 00:13:01,152 --> 00:13:02,402 Fantastic. 268 00:13:02,432 --> 00:13:03,682 Mmm, does that excite you? 269 00:13:03,711 --> 00:13:06,505 Yes, it does, very much so. They're in. 270 00:13:06,471 --> 00:13:09,181 I just have one small concern... creatively. I'd like you to meet me 271 00:13:09,152 --> 00:13:11,570 at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in an hour and we'll discuss. 272 00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:13,302 - Is this okay? - Sure. 273 00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:16,886 - Oh, one more thing, Vincent... - Yes, Nika? 274 00:13:18,070 --> 00:13:19,862 Come alone. 275 00:13:19,870 --> 00:13:21,370 Ciao. 276 00:13:24,829 --> 00:13:27,039 Don't look now, honey, but you're about to get gammoned. 277 00:13:27,069 --> 00:13:29,070 Bring it on, TV star. 278 00:13:29,149 --> 00:13:30,733 Ooh, low blow. 279 00:13:30,748 --> 00:13:33,333 But not a TV star after today... hopefully. 280 00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:34,977 Uh, Johnny, can I have a word with you a sec? 281 00:13:34,989 --> 00:13:38,242 Oh, hey, Brett. Uh, excuse me, ladies. The big guy needs a word. 282 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,116 Brett, there was an extra suit in the pool house. 283 00:13:41,108 --> 00:13:43,693 - I hope you don't mind. - My assistant said you won't leave. 284 00:13:44,707 --> 00:13:46,875 Why would I wanna leave a paradise like this? 285 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,703 Such a beautiful home you have... and so tastefully done, Brett. 286 00:13:49,707 --> 00:13:51,541 Really, a class look you've got going here. 287 00:13:51,547 --> 00:13:54,924 What's wrong with you? Are you retarded or something? 288 00:13:54,906 --> 00:13:56,490 Just following in your footsteps, Brett. 289 00:13:56,506 --> 00:13:59,216 - My footsteps? - Yup. 290 00:13:59,227 --> 00:14:01,269 You talked your way into NYU film school 291 00:14:01,306 --> 00:14:02,890 at 16 with a C average, 292 00:14:02,906 --> 00:14:04,823 you got Spielberg to give you cash 293 00:14:04,826 --> 00:14:06,660 to direct your first student film. 294 00:14:06,825 --> 00:14:10,244 You're a man who won't take no for an answer. 295 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,601 You know what, Brett? Neither will I. 296 00:14:13,865 --> 00:14:16,992 - Scott. - You want me to call the cops? 297 00:14:16,984 --> 00:14:18,610 Dry him off, bring him up to the house. 298 00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:20,360 And no wet feet. 299 00:14:24,024 --> 00:14:26,233 Scott, you wanna get me a towel? 300 00:14:26,584 --> 00:14:28,418 Why are you walking so fast? 301 00:14:28,424 --> 00:14:30,258 Come on, you look like an athlete... keep up. 302 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,254 You really wanna get me home fast, it's not the walk to the car that matters, 303 00:14:33,223 --> 00:14:35,057 - it's the drive home. - What does that mean? 304 00:14:35,263 --> 00:14:37,681 - Means you drive slow. - Oh yeah, right. 305 00:14:37,782 --> 00:14:39,950 Give me the keys. 306 00:14:40,942 --> 00:14:42,151 All right. 307 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,641 Let's see what you got, hotshot. 308 00:14:43,662 --> 00:14:45,663 Thank you. 309 00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:54,250 You're out of your mind. 310 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,677 I haven't even opened her up yet. 311 00:14:55,701 --> 00:14:57,076 You're doing 106. 312 00:14:57,101 --> 00:14:59,352 - You nervous? - No. 313 00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:01,834 - 110. - All right, maybe a little. 314 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,625 I don't know why you want me to go with you. 315 00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:09,535 Even if she does wanna fuck you, it's a hotel bar. 316 00:15:09,539 --> 00:15:12,457 - What could she possibly do? - Convince me. 317 00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:14,212 You know I have a thing for Eastern-bloc women. 318 00:15:14,299 --> 00:15:16,008 Yeah. Just pretend like you didn't understand her. 319 00:15:16,019 --> 00:15:19,187 - I'll tell her the phone cut out. - There she is. 320 00:15:23,939 --> 00:15:25,773 Hey, Nika. 321 00:15:25,778 --> 00:15:27,613 How are you? 322 00:15:27,938 --> 00:15:29,480 What is the meaning of this? 323 00:15:29,497 --> 00:15:32,082 - Uh, what's that? - I asked you to come alone. 324 00:15:32,257 --> 00:15:34,592 - Oh... - So why you bring the little man? 325 00:15:34,576 --> 00:15:36,369 Well... 326 00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:38,668 it's a creative meeting, and as a producer, I just thought I should... 327 00:15:38,657 --> 00:15:41,408 Creative meeting is something I do alone with my actors. 328 00:15:41,537 --> 00:15:43,663 It gives me a chance to speak with them free of distractions 329 00:15:43,656 --> 00:15:45,532 of producers who may have their own agenda. 330 00:15:45,535 --> 00:15:46,702 We're all on the same page here, Nika. 331 00:15:46,736 --> 00:15:48,653 We will be on the same page when you leave. 332 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,531 You can pick Vince up in two hours. 333 00:15:50,536 --> 00:15:52,871 That should be plenty of time. 334 00:15:52,855 --> 00:15:55,023 I-I'd really like to stay. I won't say anything. 335 00:15:55,135 --> 00:15:58,513 - Could be like a babysitter. - Why do we need a babysitter? 336 00:15:58,614 --> 00:16:01,115 You know, just to make sure everything stays appropriate. 337 00:16:03,055 --> 00:16:05,765 What is it you thought was going to happen here, Vincent? 338 00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:07,824 Nothing, I just... 339 00:16:07,854 --> 00:16:09,855 - Nothing. Nika... - I'm talking to Vincent. 340 00:16:09,933 --> 00:16:11,851 As far as I am concerned, you're not even here. 341 00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:14,309 You think I was trying to seduce you. 342 00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:16,960 Is this why you bring your little chaperone... for protection? 343 00:16:16,933 --> 00:16:19,310 Because you assume I want to fuck? 344 00:16:20,053 --> 00:16:21,845 You Americans are such conceited, 345 00:16:22,012 --> 00:16:24,597 self-absorbed pigs. 346 00:16:25,012 --> 00:16:26,805 You have made a terrible mistake. 347 00:16:31,371 --> 00:16:33,956 Maybe she didn't wanna fuck. 348 00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:38,267 I told everyone I work with and everyone in my family 349 00:16:38,251 --> 00:16:40,669 that I'm doing this movie. Now what am I supposed to tell them 350 00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:42,068 when they see the kid brother from my show 351 00:16:42,090 --> 00:16:43,757 dropping "F" bombs with Chris Tucker? 352 00:16:43,931 --> 00:16:46,474 I feel for you, I do, but I've got nothing in this movie for you. 353 00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:48,368 The only parts I got are French. 354 00:16:48,369 --> 00:16:51,163 Je parle français. I speak it, Brett. 355 00:16:51,370 --> 00:16:53,038 - John... - I'll do it for free! 356 00:16:53,049 --> 00:16:54,258 - Johnny... - I'll pay you. 357 00:16:54,409 --> 00:16:56,911 - Jesus Christ. - All right, seriously. 358 00:16:56,889 --> 00:16:58,223 What if I fly myself out, 359 00:16:58,248 --> 00:17:00,249 put myself up, you give me a little something; 360 00:17:00,249 --> 00:17:03,000 if I don't deliver, you cut it. Or cut it anyway. 361 00:17:03,049 --> 00:17:05,634 As long as I'm on the call sheet and listed on IMDB, 362 00:17:05,729 --> 00:17:07,396 - we're all good. - You're telling me 363 00:17:07,408 --> 00:17:08,617 you're gonna spend 20 grand to go to Paris 364 00:17:08,647 --> 00:17:10,023 for a part that I might end up cutting? 365 00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:14,787 Such is my passion for movies. 366 00:17:15,807 --> 00:17:18,475 Congrats. You can play the bus driver on the Champs-Élysées. 367 00:17:18,447 --> 00:17:21,532 Yes! Ici venez, frère! 368 00:17:21,487 --> 00:17:24,113 That's French for "Come here, bro." 369 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,503 All right, all right. You good? 370 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,355 - Oh, yeah. - You'll leave? 371 00:17:28,366 --> 00:17:30,409 Yeah, I'll leave. 372 00:17:30,406 --> 00:17:32,865 Actually, I need you to let me do one more thing. 373 00:17:32,965 --> 00:17:35,383 What the fuck did you guys do? 374 00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:37,616 - Nothing, really. - We just showed up at the bar 375 00:17:37,604 --> 00:17:40,189 and she inferred a lot from that without any help from us. 376 00:17:40,165 --> 00:17:42,584 Was she right? Was her inference right? 377 00:17:42,565 --> 00:17:44,399 She can't prove that. 378 00:17:44,484 --> 00:17:47,069 Yair Marx is not a guy you want angry with you. 379 00:17:47,044 --> 00:17:49,921 - Yair Marx is on the phone. - Jesus Christ. 380 00:17:51,484 --> 00:17:53,944 Yair, we making a movie or not? 381 00:17:53,923 --> 00:17:56,466 You heard about Vincent and Nika's creative meeting? 382 00:17:56,563 --> 00:17:58,564 Oh, no, not yet. I just got out of a meeting myself 383 00:17:58,562 --> 00:18:00,563 and I just jumped in to take your call. 384 00:18:01,082 --> 00:18:03,667 It went very well. We want to make this movie. 385 00:18:03,643 --> 00:18:05,269 We want to have you all to the house tonight 386 00:18:05,282 --> 00:18:07,283 for a check-signing dinner celebration. 387 00:18:07,282 --> 00:18:10,909 - Sounds great. - 8:00 p.m., Ari. Ciao. 388 00:18:12,281 --> 00:18:14,199 That was an odd turn. 389 00:18:14,281 --> 00:18:15,656 Do you think he's setting us up? 390 00:18:15,681 --> 00:18:17,766 For what? What do you think, the guy's a killer? 391 00:18:18,161 --> 00:18:19,495 He's not a killer, is he, Ari? 392 00:18:19,521 --> 00:18:21,439 I don't know what he is, Vince. He could be Mossad, 393 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,608 he could be Hezbollah... neither would surprise me. 394 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,846 Fuck him then. We don't need to get involved with a guy like that. 395 00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:28,257 Oh, E, yes we do. We just sold the house. 396 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,571 We don't even have a place to live. 397 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,842 We need somebody to pay for this movie and this guy's gonna do it... 398 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,384 trust me! 399 00:18:38,239 --> 00:18:40,365 So what else do I gotta do? 400 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,398 Well, you'd have to tell me your real name. 401 00:18:44,638 --> 00:18:46,931 What? Do you think I'd have sex with someone 402 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,084 saying, "Oh, Turtle"? 403 00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:54,658 Daddy, Kelly's jerking off another boy in the car! 404 00:18:54,637 --> 00:18:56,972 What are you talking about jerking off? We're just kissing! 405 00:18:56,957 --> 00:18:58,541 And what does he mean by "another" one? 406 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,388 - I'd better go. - Turtle! 407 00:19:00,757 --> 00:19:02,799 Yeah, me too! 408 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,077 I'll call you. 409 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,942 - Oh, there he is. - Hey. 410 00:19:10,996 --> 00:19:13,372 - The movie star. - How'd it go, Johnny? 411 00:19:13,715 --> 00:19:17,259 How do you think it went? I went, I saw, 412 00:19:17,196 --> 00:19:19,155 - I conquered. - Nice. 413 00:19:19,156 --> 00:19:23,200 Eh, so nice in fact, I had time to look out for one of our own. 414 00:19:23,275 --> 00:19:25,609 Hey, Tommy, can I talk to you for a second? 415 00:19:27,194 --> 00:19:29,821 - I dropped your name to Brett. - Really? 416 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,045 Yeah, and Chris and Jackie too. 417 00:19:32,074 --> 00:19:33,909 Anyway, you might wanna keep your cell phone on, 418 00:19:33,914 --> 00:19:36,207 'cause we might be traveling to Paris together. 419 00:19:36,273 --> 00:19:39,859 Holy shit! Are you serious? 420 00:19:39,793 --> 00:19:41,669 Oh, I don't... I don't even know what to say. 421 00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:43,292 I do. 422 00:19:43,313 --> 00:19:46,441 Say if you get it, the plane tickets are on you. 423 00:19:46,433 --> 00:19:48,559 Absolutely. 424 00:19:48,552 --> 00:19:50,220 I owe you, Drama. 425 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,567 You do indeed, Tommy. 426 00:19:53,752 --> 00:19:55,878 My chef is the best in the world. 427 00:19:55,872 --> 00:19:57,539 You know, I stole him from Le Cirque. 428 00:19:57,552 --> 00:20:00,262 You tell anyone, Yair, or is there still an amber alert out on the guy? 429 00:20:00,351 --> 00:20:03,061 - Yes, cute, Ari. - Offer the dessert, already. 430 00:20:03,031 --> 00:20:04,990 William! Voilà, bring the dessert, huh? 431 00:20:06,191 --> 00:20:08,108 No no no no. No dessert for me. I'm full. 432 00:20:08,111 --> 00:20:09,486 Yeah, me too, I'm completely stuffed. 433 00:20:09,590 --> 00:20:11,883 Yeah, you don't get this figure by eating desserts. 434 00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:13,871 You gentlemen will want this, huh? 435 00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:19,814 Wow. 436 00:20:19,829 --> 00:20:20,996 Rich. 437 00:20:21,029 --> 00:20:22,405 Help yourself, Vincent. 438 00:20:24,669 --> 00:20:26,628 - "Medellin," huh? - "Medellin"! 439 00:20:26,629 --> 00:20:28,004 - "Medellin," yeah! - All right. Cheers. 440 00:20:29,148 --> 00:20:31,733 Thank you so much, really. 441 00:20:31,788 --> 00:20:34,123 Thank you, Nika. 442 00:20:34,348 --> 00:20:36,224 I'll be upstairs. 443 00:20:39,227 --> 00:20:41,686 She hasn't been feeling well, huh? 444 00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:44,002 Come, let us take our drinks out in the garden, huh? 445 00:20:43,987 --> 00:20:47,948 The view is spectacular, huh? 446 00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,467 Eh, hang back with me for a moment, Vince. 447 00:20:52,465 --> 00:20:54,675 - I'd like to speak with you. - Sure. What's up? 448 00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:57,708 You are excited to make this movie, yes? 449 00:20:57,706 --> 00:21:00,624 I can't tell you how appreciative I am. 450 00:21:00,705 --> 00:21:03,540 Listen. I know what happened today... 451 00:21:03,505 --> 00:21:06,298 - with my wife. - You know? 452 00:21:06,304 --> 00:21:08,013 Mmm. 453 00:21:08,025 --> 00:21:11,110 - I feel terrible. - Hey hey, imagine how terrible I felt 454 00:21:11,064 --> 00:21:13,900 to see this beautiful woman come home heartbroken and in tears. 455 00:21:13,984 --> 00:21:16,986 You know, in 1990, she was voted Eastern Europe's most beautiful... 456 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:19,612 - over Paulina Porizkova. - I'm sorry. 457 00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:22,210 Yeah, you need to apologize... not to me, but to her. 458 00:21:22,183 --> 00:21:23,392 Yeah, no problem. 459 00:21:24,782 --> 00:21:25,866 Good. 460 00:21:26,943 --> 00:21:28,777 She's upstairs waiting for you... 461 00:21:28,782 --> 00:21:29,866 in the bedroom. 462 00:21:31,182 --> 00:21:33,058 Are... are you serious? 463 00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:36,921 Vincent, I never joke about my wife's happiness. 464 00:21:36,861 --> 00:21:39,321 What she wants, I get for her. 465 00:21:39,302 --> 00:21:41,678 Now if you want this check to clear, 466 00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:43,745 you will go upstairs and you will fuck my wife 467 00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:45,157 like the superstar you are 468 00:21:45,181 --> 00:21:47,891 while I stay down here and play billiards with your friends, huh? 469 00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:52,694 Ari, those are my Cubans!