1 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:18,193 60 million bucks just to have sex with her? 2 00:01:18,159 --> 00:01:21,286 Come on, Vince, you could've done it. You've done worse. 3 00:01:21,238 --> 00:01:23,406 "Worse"? What are you talking about? He was ready to do it for free. 4 00:01:23,398 --> 00:01:25,440 You sound like you think I should've done it. 5 00:01:25,437 --> 00:01:27,688 You should've at least considered it, bro. 6 00:01:27,676 --> 00:01:30,512 I know I did when I was similarly propositioned. 7 00:01:30,476 --> 00:01:32,352 Someone offered you money to fuck, Drama? 8 00:01:32,355 --> 00:01:33,647 Yeah, that's right, hater. 9 00:01:33,675 --> 00:01:35,926 "Viking Quest" convention, '99. 10 00:01:35,914 --> 00:01:37,915 A guy from Orlando offered me 50 bucks 11 00:01:37,914 --> 00:01:40,916 to photograph me banging his wife while wearing my Tarvold costume. 12 00:01:40,873 --> 00:01:42,833 Jesus Christ, what did you say? 13 00:01:43,232 --> 00:01:45,275 I said no. What the fuck you think I said? 14 00:01:46,351 --> 00:01:47,476 But I did let her blow me in the car 15 00:01:47,511 --> 00:01:48,761 when hubby hit the roulette table. 16 00:01:50,030 --> 00:01:51,906 So what now? 17 00:01:51,910 --> 00:01:54,370 Sell blood like Robert Rodriguez? 18 00:01:54,349 --> 00:01:56,350 Nah, I'm not worried. 19 00:01:56,348 --> 00:01:57,849 Really? 20 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:58,952 - Maybe a little. - Yeah. 21 00:01:58,988 --> 00:02:00,489 We'd better go. 22 00:02:05,706 --> 00:02:07,624 Feel free to grab one, Turtle. 23 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:09,167 Why couldn't we pay someone to do this? 24 00:02:09,185 --> 00:02:11,519 You could've. We are trying to save money. 25 00:02:11,504 --> 00:02:13,463 Looks like it's time for everyone to start thinking 26 00:02:13,464 --> 00:02:16,132 about their individual futures. How sad. 27 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:17,771 Aw, come on, stop your moping. 28 00:02:17,783 --> 00:02:19,659 We are all good. Think about it. 29 00:02:19,662 --> 00:02:21,079 This place is gonna feel like a jail cell 30 00:02:21,102 --> 00:02:22,811 compared to the digs at the Mondrian. 31 00:02:22,821 --> 00:02:25,406 I think E's house is the one that's gonna feel like a jail cell. 32 00:02:25,381 --> 00:02:28,549 - Oh boy, here we go. - And I think I speak for everyone... 33 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,251 don't know why you're not going to the hotel. 34 00:02:30,259 --> 00:02:31,760 Because I have a girlfriend with a big apartment. 35 00:02:31,779 --> 00:02:34,155 I don't see the need to waste money, especially when I don't have any. 36 00:02:34,138 --> 00:02:36,598 Never move in with a girl for financial reasons. 37 00:02:36,577 --> 00:02:39,621 Never never never. 'Cause once you're in, you never get out. 38 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:40,576 I'm not moving in with her. 39 00:02:40,616 --> 00:02:42,326 I'm just staying there until we leave to shoot the movie. 40 00:02:42,336 --> 00:02:43,753 And that girl from "Silence of the Lambs" 41 00:02:43,775 --> 00:02:45,193 was just "staying" in that well. 42 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,670 Hey. Guys. 43 00:02:52,733 --> 00:02:54,734 The house... get over here. 44 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,469 Say goodbye. 45 00:03:00,171 --> 00:03:02,422 Goodbye, house. 46 00:03:29,562 --> 00:03:30,938 That's the last of it. 47 00:03:30,962 --> 00:03:32,588 Sloan, he's all yours. 48 00:03:32,601 --> 00:03:34,519 And I promise to take excellent care of him. 49 00:03:34,521 --> 00:03:36,564 He needs little snacks in between meals. 50 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,269 Otherwise his blood sugar drops 51 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:39,447 and he gets very cranky. 52 00:03:39,479 --> 00:03:41,856 No naps, otherwise he can't sleep at night. 53 00:03:41,959 --> 00:03:43,710 Okay. Thank you for the tips. 54 00:03:43,718 --> 00:03:44,843 Do you guys want a drink? 55 00:03:44,878 --> 00:03:47,171 No thanks, we're gonna hit Urth Cafe. 56 00:03:47,437 --> 00:03:49,271 So what are you two lovebirds gonna do? 57 00:03:49,277 --> 00:03:52,279 I think E's gonna take me for a special lunch 58 00:03:52,236 --> 00:03:53,820 to thank me for my hospitality. 59 00:03:53,835 --> 00:03:55,711 Oh yeah? 60 00:03:55,715 --> 00:03:58,717 - He... he didn't mention that. - Hmm. 61 00:03:59,514 --> 00:04:00,723 Give me something good, Ari. 62 00:04:00,754 --> 00:04:02,171 How about something great? 63 00:04:02,273 --> 00:04:04,232 Nicky Rubenstein turned 35 today. 64 00:04:04,233 --> 00:04:05,316 And why do I care? 65 00:04:05,352 --> 00:04:07,645 You care because his trust fund kicks in 66 00:04:07,632 --> 00:04:10,133 and he wants to get out from the shadow of his pops. 67 00:04:10,111 --> 00:04:13,154 He wants to meet on "Medellin" and he's bringing his checkbook. 68 00:04:13,270 --> 00:04:14,687 - Really? - What? 69 00:04:14,790 --> 00:04:16,332 Nicky Rubenstein's got the money for "Medellin." 70 00:04:18,668 --> 00:04:20,836 - Ari, is this for real? - It is for real, Vinny. 71 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,495 The little prick is on his way to the office right now. 72 00:04:22,507 --> 00:04:24,842 - Why don't you boys come in for a talk? - Okay. 73 00:04:24,827 --> 00:04:26,161 He wants us at his office now. Let's go. 74 00:04:26,186 --> 00:04:27,437 - Right now? - Now. 75 00:04:27,466 --> 00:04:30,218 - Go, baby, it's fine. - You sure? 76 00:04:30,385 --> 00:04:32,511 Yeah, of course I am. This is huge. 77 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:34,164 Okay. I'll make it up to you tonight 78 00:04:34,184 --> 00:04:36,519 at a nice dinner, okay? 79 00:04:39,423 --> 00:04:41,424 Did you see the look on Sloan's face 80 00:04:41,422 --> 00:04:43,882 when E had to cancel their special lunch? 81 00:04:43,862 --> 00:04:45,154 It was just like the look on my face 82 00:04:45,181 --> 00:04:46,807 when he told us he was gonna be living with her. 83 00:04:46,821 --> 00:04:48,697 There was no look. She couldn't have been cooler. 84 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:51,702 - Sloan is not like other girls. - All girls are like other girls, E. 85 00:04:51,660 --> 00:04:53,285 Just like all guys are like other guys. 86 00:04:53,299 --> 00:04:56,760 The world is split in two groups: Penises and pussies. 87 00:04:56,698 --> 00:04:59,491 Penises want to run free, pussies want to land the penis. 88 00:04:59,457 --> 00:05:01,583 Amazing you guys have such a hard time getting laid. 89 00:05:01,576 --> 00:05:03,577 Whatever. Go get your money. Let's roll. 90 00:05:03,656 --> 00:05:04,698 Where to? 91 00:05:04,735 --> 00:05:06,653 If you guys are really leaving for Colombia, 92 00:05:06,655 --> 00:05:09,365 this network-series star better find himself a place to live. 93 00:05:09,495 --> 00:05:11,162 - Come on. - You buying lunch? 94 00:05:11,214 --> 00:05:12,506 Yeah, sure, but no appies. 95 00:05:12,533 --> 00:05:14,117 E's not the only one watching his budget. 96 00:05:14,453 --> 00:05:15,662 We'll see you guys later. 97 00:05:15,692 --> 00:05:16,776 See you. 98 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:23,072 My father will not be involved in this at all. 99 00:05:23,051 --> 00:05:24,510 "Medellin" is my thing. 100 00:05:24,530 --> 00:05:26,114 My shot, my way. 101 00:05:26,170 --> 00:05:27,587 Fantastic. 102 00:05:29,009 --> 00:05:30,093 What? 103 00:05:30,128 --> 00:05:32,379 What? I can sense that mocking condescending tone in there. 104 00:05:32,368 --> 00:05:33,868 No no, Nicky, there is no mocking. 105 00:05:33,888 --> 00:05:35,638 I've known this guy since I was a kid 106 00:05:35,647 --> 00:05:37,439 and he still looks at me like I'm a spoiled prick. 107 00:05:37,447 --> 00:05:40,699 Are you kidding? I look at you with awe of all of your accomplishments. 108 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:43,216 Right. Hey, I don't care. Truth of the matter is 109 00:05:43,205 --> 00:05:44,789 I got so much money now I can sit on my ass 110 00:05:44,804 --> 00:05:46,763 and fuck models for the rest of my life if I wanted to. 111 00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:49,182 - I'm not a model, I'm a singer. - I'm just making a point, sweetheart. 112 00:05:49,163 --> 00:05:50,497 - Anyway? - Anyway, 113 00:05:50,523 --> 00:05:52,691 the studio budgeted the film at 65 million. 114 00:05:53,002 --> 00:05:54,169 You're gonna give us that? 115 00:05:54,202 --> 00:05:56,411 No, it's a studio budget. That's ridiculous. I got 25. 116 00:05:56,401 --> 00:05:58,277 - 25's not enough, Nicky. - That's what I got. 117 00:05:58,281 --> 00:06:00,032 And you know what, Nicky? It's plenty. 118 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,783 What do you know about a movie budget, Ari? 119 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,467 What do you know, mini-producer? 120 00:06:03,479 --> 00:06:04,896 I know that three studios budgeted it 121 00:06:04,918 --> 00:06:06,627 and all of them were over 65 million. 122 00:06:06,639 --> 00:06:09,307 Even if they inflated it 20% we're still not even close. 123 00:06:09,278 --> 00:06:10,653 You make concessions. 124 00:06:10,677 --> 00:06:12,929 Like what, shoot in Malibu for Colombia? 125 00:06:12,996 --> 00:06:14,414 They shot "King Kong" in New Zealand 126 00:06:14,436 --> 00:06:16,771 and that monkey climbed up the Empire State Building. 127 00:06:16,755 --> 00:06:20,174 If you want this thing, you figure out a way to make it work. 128 00:06:20,594 --> 00:06:22,762 - They always fight this much? - Uh-huh. 129 00:06:22,754 --> 00:06:24,630 Look, guys, this is what I got 130 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:25,967 and it's kind of non-negotiable. 131 00:06:25,993 --> 00:06:27,785 So if you think you can make it work, 132 00:06:27,913 --> 00:06:29,580 I'm in for letting you do it how you want to. 133 00:06:29,592 --> 00:06:31,468 All right? So what do you think? 134 00:06:32,511 --> 00:06:34,429 - E? - I think this movie needs a director 135 00:06:34,430 --> 00:06:36,806 with a vision and a guy that knows how to stretch a dollar. 136 00:06:37,549 --> 00:06:38,549 Walsh. 137 00:06:38,590 --> 00:06:41,008 Yep. You know a director named Billy Walsh, Nicky? 138 00:06:40,988 --> 00:06:42,656 Are you kidding? "I am Queens Boulevard." 139 00:06:43,228 --> 00:06:44,228 Boom. 140 00:06:44,468 --> 00:06:46,385 This is just temporary housing 141 00:06:46,387 --> 00:06:48,179 until I find something I really want to live in. 142 00:06:48,187 --> 00:06:50,939 No problem, we have month-to-month leases. 143 00:06:50,906 --> 00:06:51,906 Fantastic. 144 00:06:54,425 --> 00:06:56,635 You're on that show... 145 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:57,833 "Five Towns," right? 146 00:06:57,864 --> 00:06:59,532 - Indeed I am. - I knew it! 147 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,462 - Are you a fan? - My daughter is. 148 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:04,382 She loves that young boy who's always taking his shirt off. 149 00:07:04,462 --> 00:07:06,338 - Mm, cutie. - Oh, yeah. 150 00:07:06,422 --> 00:07:09,174 So doesn't the star of his own TV show 151 00:07:09,141 --> 00:07:10,641 want something bigger? 152 00:07:10,780 --> 00:07:12,364 No, a loft is all I need. 153 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:14,654 You should get a little extra space, Drama. 154 00:07:14,859 --> 00:07:17,778 I'll get extra space when I know if my show gets picked up. 155 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:20,365 I'm not getting sucked into the trappings of celebrity life again. 156 00:07:20,337 --> 00:07:21,421 I'm not doing it. 157 00:07:21,457 --> 00:07:23,208 Okay... 158 00:07:23,297 --> 00:07:24,839 here we are. 159 00:07:27,096 --> 00:07:28,221 You gotta be kidding me. 160 00:07:28,256 --> 00:07:30,340 Quiet. It's perfect. 161 00:07:31,734 --> 00:07:32,776 So what is he shooting? 162 00:07:32,814 --> 00:07:33,856 He didn't say. 163 00:07:33,893 --> 00:07:36,770 - Is he even available? - He didn't say. 164 00:07:36,893 --> 00:07:38,059 Look, there's a camera truck. 165 00:07:38,093 --> 00:07:39,760 This must be the place. 166 00:07:43,411 --> 00:07:45,579 Oh, beautiful, beautiful... 167 00:07:45,570 --> 00:07:47,279 beautiful. 168 00:07:47,530 --> 00:07:49,573 Okay, now push in. 169 00:07:53,209 --> 00:07:55,501 - Oh yeah. - You ready for your pop shot, Phillipe? 170 00:07:55,567 --> 00:07:58,027 Oh oh, I think I blew it. 171 00:07:59,287 --> 00:08:01,872 Again you blew it? You useless putz! 172 00:08:02,006 --> 00:08:03,257 Sorry, Wally. 173 00:08:03,766 --> 00:08:05,349 "Boogie Nights ll"? 174 00:08:05,605 --> 00:08:07,856 Oh! There they are, the suit and the star. 175 00:08:07,845 --> 00:08:10,597 Hey, everybody, wake up. A real actor just arrived on the set. 176 00:08:10,564 --> 00:08:12,106 You could all learn a thing or two from him. 177 00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:15,042 - Hey. - What's up, Billy? 178 00:08:15,802 --> 00:08:17,511 It's Wally around here. 179 00:08:17,722 --> 00:08:18,847 I'm breaking for lunch. 180 00:08:18,881 --> 00:08:20,924 Amuse yourselves. Come on, Vin, we'll go talk. 181 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:22,337 Hey, Billy. 182 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:26,098 Hey, they allow pets if you wanted me to take Arnold. 183 00:08:26,079 --> 00:08:28,080 I would not subject Arnold to that shithole. 184 00:08:28,239 --> 00:08:29,322 You'd rather board him? 185 00:08:29,399 --> 00:08:31,733 I'd rather put him out on the streets and let him fend for himself. 186 00:08:31,718 --> 00:08:33,302 To each his own, but he's always welcome. 187 00:08:33,317 --> 00:08:36,110 - You too, Turtle. - Thanks. 188 00:08:38,276 --> 00:08:41,194 Hey, Shauna, how is my lovely publicist doing? 189 00:08:41,155 --> 00:08:43,781 I'm not your publicist till you write a check, you cheap fuck. 190 00:08:43,754 --> 00:08:45,546 Until then I'm simply doing Vince a favor. 191 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:48,762 Well, whatever it is you're doing, I do appreciate it. So what's up? 192 00:08:48,793 --> 00:08:52,504 I'm trying to find out if you're actually renting an $800-a-month studio? 193 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:55,016 - It's a loft. How'd you know? - "US Weekly" just called. 194 00:08:55,031 --> 00:08:56,781 Apparently your new landlord likes to talk. 195 00:08:56,791 --> 00:08:59,543 Sweet. Do they want to do a photo shoot over there? 196 00:08:59,510 --> 00:09:02,637 No one's photographing anything, Drama. I told them it wasn't true. 197 00:09:02,589 --> 00:09:04,382 - Why? - Because Vincent Chase's brother 198 00:09:04,388 --> 00:09:06,389 cannot be living like a transient crack whore, 199 00:09:06,388 --> 00:09:07,805 not while Vince doesn't have job. 200 00:09:07,827 --> 00:09:09,161 You're on a network fucking show. 201 00:09:09,187 --> 00:09:13,190 Wake up, get a life and get a place with two toilets, if not for you, for Vince. 202 00:09:13,106 --> 00:09:14,398 So that this town doesn't get the impression 203 00:09:14,426 --> 00:09:16,177 that he sold his house because he's broke, even if he is. 204 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:18,932 - Will you do that for Vince, Drama? - Yeah, of course I will. 205 00:09:18,944 --> 00:09:21,446 Great, there's an apartment at 8812 Burton Way 206 00:09:21,424 --> 00:09:23,717 I just looked at with a client. It'd be perfect for you. 207 00:09:23,703 --> 00:09:25,913 - Great area, reasonably priced. - What's reasonable? 208 00:09:26,062 --> 00:09:27,938 Goodbye, Drama. Make sure she doesn't take a nap. 209 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,359 I don't want to be up all fucking night. 210 00:09:30,381 --> 00:09:31,464 What's up? 211 00:09:31,501 --> 00:09:34,419 My budget. Take us to 90210. 212 00:09:38,539 --> 00:09:40,499 So the suit is producing a movie, huh? 213 00:09:40,498 --> 00:09:42,708 Actually, we're both producing it. 214 00:09:42,698 --> 00:09:44,782 What do you know about producing a movie, suit? 215 00:09:44,777 --> 00:09:47,070 - I know a good script. - Says who? 216 00:09:47,056 --> 00:09:49,099 I found "Queens Boulevard," didn't I? 217 00:09:49,096 --> 00:09:50,889 Ah, the luck of the Irish. 218 00:09:50,895 --> 00:09:53,313 Hey, come on, Billy, what do you say? 219 00:09:53,295 --> 00:09:54,295 You want to make a movie? 220 00:09:54,334 --> 00:09:56,460 I'm making movies, Vince, my way. 221 00:09:56,454 --> 00:09:58,163 Your way? They're calling you "Wally" in there. 222 00:09:59,293 --> 00:10:01,169 What's that all about? 223 00:10:01,732 --> 00:10:03,900 "Wally Balls"... that's my alias. 224 00:10:03,891 --> 00:10:04,933 It's catchy, ain't it? 225 00:10:05,011 --> 00:10:07,012 And they gave me a 25-picture deal 226 00:10:07,011 --> 00:10:09,262 after seeing me shoot only one scene. 227 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:12,669 Billy Walsh is gonna bring the 1970s-type class 228 00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:15,403 back to porn. And the wide bush. 229 00:10:15,528 --> 00:10:17,696 We got a real movie here, Billy. You're gonna love it. 230 00:10:17,688 --> 00:10:18,688 It's right up your alley. 231 00:10:18,727 --> 00:10:21,354 Suit, you got no fucking idea what my alley is. 232 00:10:21,367 --> 00:10:23,493 I never made movies for money and I never made movies 233 00:10:23,486 --> 00:10:24,904 to please anybody but myself, 234 00:10:24,926 --> 00:10:28,720 and, Vince, as great as it was to make "QB" 235 00:10:28,645 --> 00:10:30,813 the pain of having it ripped away from me 236 00:10:30,844 --> 00:10:32,928 and fucking butchered was just too much to bear. 237 00:10:33,204 --> 00:10:35,371 I really appreciate you coming down here 238 00:10:36,443 --> 00:10:37,777 but I'm sorry. 239 00:10:39,042 --> 00:10:41,168 Yeah, me too, Billy. Me too. 240 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,901 Suit, best of luck to you, all right? 241 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,337 Yeah, you too, Billy. 242 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,142 I guess you don't need luck though, right? 243 00:10:47,519 --> 00:10:49,770 It looks like you got everything you need right here. 244 00:10:49,759 --> 00:10:53,053 Insult me, suit, and I will bite off your fucking nose. 245 00:10:52,998 --> 00:10:55,333 You know what? I've knocked out guys taller than you. 246 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:56,604 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 247 00:10:56,637 --> 00:10:58,721 Hey, guys guys, come on. 248 00:10:58,756 --> 00:11:01,883 You're right, I don't know anything about producing movies 249 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:04,961 but I do know this guy, this script and you directing... 250 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,707 even though you are a total douchebag... 251 00:11:06,714 --> 00:11:07,839 is a home run. 252 00:11:10,673 --> 00:11:14,551 Give me the script, suit. I need an hour. 253 00:11:14,672 --> 00:11:17,549 Evette, get me a fluffer in the greenroom. 254 00:11:17,831 --> 00:11:19,498 I got reading to do. 255 00:11:19,631 --> 00:11:21,298 Yeah, we'll be waiting. 256 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:22,717 Really? 257 00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:24,789 Yeah, what else we got to do? 258 00:11:34,946 --> 00:11:36,322 Fucking Beverly Hills... 259 00:11:36,346 --> 00:11:38,055 even the water's pricier here. 260 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:40,192 I don't know, it looks pretty nice to me, 261 00:11:40,185 --> 00:11:41,811 especially compared to that dump we just left. 262 00:11:41,824 --> 00:11:43,283 Don't be fooled by the exterior, Turtle. 263 00:11:43,304 --> 00:11:45,472 This place will be half the size and twice the price 264 00:11:45,543 --> 00:11:48,295 just so you can tell people you got the same zip as Shannen Doherty. 265 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,384 Hello? 266 00:11:50,422 --> 00:11:52,465 We're here to see the two bedroom. 267 00:11:54,501 --> 00:11:56,043 Gentlemen. 268 00:11:58,539 --> 00:12:00,081 My God. 269 00:12:00,339 --> 00:12:02,215 Arnold could definitely stay here. 270 00:12:02,218 --> 00:12:05,596 Everything's been redone and restored in the past nine months... 271 00:12:05,538 --> 00:12:09,374 marble bathroom floors, sunken tub, steam shower. 272 00:12:09,336 --> 00:12:11,045 Whoa, look at this view. 273 00:12:11,216 --> 00:12:12,549 Look at this kitchen. 274 00:12:12,576 --> 00:12:14,118 All Viking. It was put in 275 00:12:14,135 --> 00:12:17,054 when one of the contestants from "The Iron Chef" stayed here. 276 00:12:17,095 --> 00:12:18,804 So what do you think? 277 00:12:19,454 --> 00:12:20,954 I think it's fantastic. 278 00:12:21,293 --> 00:12:22,377 I think it's home. 279 00:12:22,413 --> 00:12:24,205 - Great. - Ahem. 280 00:12:24,852 --> 00:12:27,020 But there are some problems. 281 00:12:27,011 --> 00:12:28,929 For one, if I had my druthers, 282 00:12:28,931 --> 00:12:31,141 I would face northeast 283 00:12:31,130 --> 00:12:33,840 not southwest, which this clearly does. 284 00:12:34,650 --> 00:12:36,401 And $2500 a month 285 00:12:36,409 --> 00:12:38,201 is not what I was planning on spending. 286 00:12:38,209 --> 00:12:39,709 What kind of wiggle room you got there? 287 00:12:39,728 --> 00:12:41,770 $2500 a month? No. 288 00:12:41,808 --> 00:12:44,726 This is a condo. It's for sale at 1.4 million. 289 00:12:44,887 --> 00:12:46,638 1.4 million? 290 00:12:46,846 --> 00:12:48,680 Wait, is this 8812 Burton Way? 291 00:12:48,845 --> 00:12:50,513 No, it's 8814. 292 00:12:50,885 --> 00:12:52,553 Oh. 293 00:12:54,444 --> 00:12:56,320 I never did two guys before. 294 00:12:56,403 --> 00:12:58,404 There's a first time for everything, right? 295 00:12:58,443 --> 00:12:59,860 I guess. 296 00:12:59,922 --> 00:13:00,964 - Awesome. - Yeah? 297 00:13:01,003 --> 00:13:03,337 - Yeah, I bought it. - Sweet. 298 00:13:03,322 --> 00:13:04,363 Want to run it again? 299 00:13:04,401 --> 00:13:05,484 - Yeah. - Okay. 300 00:13:05,521 --> 00:13:08,147 - Pick any restaurant you want. - Wow, so accommodating. 301 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,871 I'm feeling good. I'm just praying this maniac likes the script. 302 00:13:11,119 --> 00:13:14,121 All right, I'll wear my good-luck Manolos. How about Giorgio's? 303 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,567 - Perfect. - 8:00? 304 00:13:15,598 --> 00:13:16,640 Sounds good. 305 00:13:16,677 --> 00:13:18,261 - Love you. - Love you too. 306 00:13:18,357 --> 00:13:19,857 - Vinny! - Yo. 307 00:13:19,956 --> 00:13:22,082 - Vincent! - Talk to me, what? 308 00:13:22,076 --> 00:13:23,410 Pablo Escobar? 309 00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:26,829 Pablo fucking Escobar? 310 00:13:26,955 --> 00:13:29,040 I wanted to make a movie about this guy 311 00:13:29,034 --> 00:13:30,618 since the first time I read a story about him 312 00:13:30,633 --> 00:13:33,469 blowing up that airliner. I love Pablo Escobar. 313 00:13:33,473 --> 00:13:34,514 So you like the script? 314 00:13:35,432 --> 00:13:37,350 What, was I not just fucking clear? 315 00:13:37,351 --> 00:13:38,935 Can you do it for 25 million? 316 00:13:39,311 --> 00:13:40,770 I don't see why not. 317 00:13:40,791 --> 00:13:42,208 I need to talk to the financier. 318 00:13:42,231 --> 00:13:43,606 No problem. 319 00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:45,913 I love it, Vince. Thank you. 320 00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:47,821 We're gonna win you an Oscar. 321 00:13:48,588 --> 00:13:50,589 These hallways are too narrow. 322 00:13:50,588 --> 00:13:52,380 - Stop complaining. - And it's hot. 323 00:13:52,388 --> 00:13:54,556 What, they got no freaking air conditioner in this place? 324 00:13:54,587 --> 00:13:56,337 Jeez, you're a misery. 325 00:13:56,347 --> 00:13:58,223 This is the unit right here. 326 00:13:58,466 --> 00:14:00,926 It's so spacious and lovely. 327 00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:02,364 I'm sure it is. 328 00:14:05,224 --> 00:14:07,517 Huh. It's not bad. 329 00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:10,460 Eat-in kitchen, two bedrooms, two baths 330 00:14:10,503 --> 00:14:12,754 walking distance from all the major shops. 331 00:14:13,342 --> 00:14:15,260 - What do you think? - I hate it. 332 00:14:15,461 --> 00:14:18,213 Drama, come on, this is a nice place in a nice area 333 00:14:18,181 --> 00:14:20,140 and it's not that expensive. What's the problem? 334 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:22,756 The problem is I want that condo. 335 00:14:23,699 --> 00:14:24,908 Will you calm down, Nicky? 336 00:14:24,938 --> 00:14:26,939 Don't tell me to calm down, E. 337 00:14:26,938 --> 00:14:30,524 Your boy Walsh, he might be a genius, but he's also an asshole. 338 00:14:30,657 --> 00:14:33,200 - What's the problem? - The guy wants more money. 339 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,218 More money? 340 00:14:34,256 --> 00:14:36,549 Yeah, and he keeps calling me "trust-fund baby." 341 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:38,192 - Jesus. - Yeah, right? 342 00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:41,716 Also, I can't say for sure but I get the distinct feeling the guy's trying 343 00:14:41,653 --> 00:14:43,988 to tell me that he fucked my girlfriend. 344 00:14:44,813 --> 00:14:46,731 That's him calling on the other line right now. 345 00:14:46,732 --> 00:14:48,358 I'm gonna take care of it, don't worry. 346 00:14:48,372 --> 00:14:49,873 Get him in line, E. 347 00:14:51,092 --> 00:14:52,425 - Billy. - Hey, E. 348 00:14:52,611 --> 00:14:55,529 This financier of yours is a bigger jerkoff than you are. 349 00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:57,114 What are you asking for more money for? 350 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,631 What are you taking his side? You're my producer. 351 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:00,817 I'm not taking sides. 352 00:15:00,848 --> 00:15:01,974 Fuck you, suit. 353 00:15:03,288 --> 00:15:04,872 I love producing. 354 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:08,573 The place Shauna sent me is a complete shithole. 355 00:15:08,526 --> 00:15:10,027 It's only temporary, right, Johnny? 356 00:15:10,046 --> 00:15:12,923 Yeah, but it doesn't mean I should live like an animal, bro. 357 00:15:12,885 --> 00:15:15,261 I thought you were getting a nicer place for Vince. 358 00:15:15,244 --> 00:15:16,912 That was until I saw the kitchen. 359 00:15:17,644 --> 00:15:18,727 Now it's for me. 360 00:15:18,764 --> 00:15:20,848 So do it. Say "Fuck it." I always do. 361 00:15:20,883 --> 00:15:22,175 What if my show doesn't get picked up? 362 00:15:22,282 --> 00:15:25,076 It premiered to 16 million viewers. It's getting picked up. 363 00:15:25,042 --> 00:15:27,877 And if it don't, you've been kicked out of a condo before. 364 00:15:27,841 --> 00:15:29,716 It's got to be easier the second time. 365 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:31,937 Vince, you really think I should do it? 366 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:35,170 Johnny, if it makes you happy, make them a modest offer. 367 00:15:35,118 --> 00:15:37,078 If they accept it, great. If not, move on. 368 00:15:37,318 --> 00:15:38,610 Yeah. 369 00:15:39,318 --> 00:15:41,027 I'm going to lowball the shit out of them. 370 00:15:41,037 --> 00:15:42,371 I have dinner plans already. 371 00:15:42,396 --> 00:15:45,023 No, what you have is a very nervous moneyman, E. 372 00:15:44,996 --> 00:15:46,831 I told him I'd handle this, so why is he calling you? 373 00:15:46,836 --> 00:15:49,921 He's calling me because he sort of sees me as a second father 374 00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:53,419 and he sort of sees you as a guy who has no idea how to produce. 375 00:15:53,513 --> 00:15:55,222 Now, I suggest 376 00:15:55,513 --> 00:15:58,640 you produce yourself at dinner to calm everyone down. 377 00:15:58,912 --> 00:15:59,995 Will I see you at dinner? 378 00:16:00,032 --> 00:16:02,950 Yes, and thank you for the fatherly advice as always. 379 00:16:02,911 --> 00:16:05,037 We got to have dinner with Walsh and Rubenstein tonight. 380 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,239 Disaster. 381 00:16:06,270 --> 00:16:07,521 It's not a disaster, it'll be fine. 382 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,760 I meant a disaster that you got to cancel another meal on Sloan. 383 00:16:10,908 --> 00:16:13,910 - Yeah, Jesus, you're in deep shit. - What is wrong with you guys? 384 00:16:13,908 --> 00:16:16,326 I've stayed at Sloan's 100 times over the past two years. 385 00:16:16,307 --> 00:16:18,225 What exactly do you think has changed? 386 00:16:18,387 --> 00:16:21,723 The boxes, E. You brought over boxes. 387 00:16:22,025 --> 00:16:23,401 You planted a flag. 388 00:16:23,465 --> 00:16:24,715 Canceling a meal is going to be 389 00:16:24,745 --> 00:16:26,370 a whole lot different after a planting. 390 00:16:28,184 --> 00:16:29,810 Are you sure you're not mad? 391 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,908 Why do you keep asking me that? 392 00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,780 It's not that big of a deal. We'll have dinner tomorrow night, right? 393 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,827 Of course. Anywhere you want, I promise. 394 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:39,490 Don't promise, E. 395 00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:40,872 Huh? 396 00:16:41,021 --> 00:16:43,481 Oh, I just mean you don't know what might happen tomorrow. 397 00:16:43,539 --> 00:16:44,831 So you are mad. 398 00:16:44,859 --> 00:16:48,445 I'm not mad. I am being funny... I thought. 399 00:16:48,378 --> 00:16:49,420 Can I put this in the other room? 400 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:50,417 Sure. 401 00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,584 And I am not hanging that. 402 00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:53,744 What, you don't like this? 403 00:16:53,777 --> 00:16:55,528 This will look great above the TV. 404 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,351 What the hell are we doing? 405 00:16:59,335 --> 00:17:00,460 About what? 406 00:17:00,495 --> 00:17:01,954 About us. 407 00:17:02,575 --> 00:17:04,117 - About us? - Yeah. 408 00:17:06,254 --> 00:17:07,754 Wow. 409 00:17:07,773 --> 00:17:09,190 "Wow" what? 410 00:17:09,253 --> 00:17:11,379 The guys said you were gonna give me a hard time 411 00:17:11,371 --> 00:17:12,455 about staying here. 412 00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:15,118 Oh, so now I'm that girl. 413 00:17:15,650 --> 00:17:17,359 I don't know, are you? 414 00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:20,769 All right, you know what? I'm not gonna fight with you. 415 00:17:21,049 --> 00:17:24,176 You've had a stressful day with the movie stuff and the move 416 00:17:24,128 --> 00:17:25,837 so let's just talk tomorrow. 417 00:17:25,848 --> 00:17:29,058 Oh, I'm sorry. You're upset... I want to talk now. 418 00:17:31,046 --> 00:17:32,296 Okay. 419 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,135 What is your plan? 420 00:17:34,565 --> 00:17:37,442 If you go and shoot this movie for six months, 421 00:17:37,405 --> 00:17:40,740 I want to know what me and all these boxes are waiting for. 422 00:17:41,204 --> 00:17:42,829 - Can I be honest? - Yeah. 423 00:17:42,843 --> 00:17:45,219 I've been so caught up trying to put this movie together 424 00:17:45,882 --> 00:17:47,549 I haven't really thought about it. 425 00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:49,805 Okay, I understand. Can I be honest? 426 00:17:49,801 --> 00:17:51,051 Yeah. 427 00:17:51,081 --> 00:17:52,665 You really need to. 428 00:17:58,159 --> 00:17:59,868 So you like the place? 429 00:18:00,798 --> 00:18:02,757 I like it. I don't love it. 430 00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:04,258 He doesn't love it. 431 00:18:04,277 --> 00:18:06,861 But you love the Viking kitchen, right? 432 00:18:07,196 --> 00:18:10,115 Again, I like it. I don't love it. 433 00:18:10,075 --> 00:18:11,117 He doesn't love it. 434 00:18:11,155 --> 00:18:12,656 You boys are trying to haggle, yes? 435 00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:13,716 - Yes. - No. 436 00:18:13,754 --> 00:18:14,796 No. 437 00:18:14,834 --> 00:18:17,502 I don't haggle. The price is $1.4 million. 438 00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:21,485 Well, this being a buyer's market, 439 00:18:21,432 --> 00:18:23,892 my offer is 950,000 440 00:18:23,872 --> 00:18:25,289 and that's final. 441 00:18:25,392 --> 00:18:26,642 1.4 million. 442 00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:28,392 1. 1. 443 00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:29,639 1.4. 444 00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:32,255 Sir, I woke up this morning 445 00:18:32,509 --> 00:18:35,344 with a budget mapped out in my head of $1,000 a month. 446 00:18:35,508 --> 00:18:38,009 Obviously I have stepped up considerably 447 00:18:37,988 --> 00:18:40,906 but there are limits, and we have reached mine. 448 00:18:41,427 --> 00:18:43,011 I'm sorry to hear that. 449 00:18:43,026 --> 00:18:44,234 All right, let's roll. 450 00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:45,750 1.2. 451 00:18:45,786 --> 00:18:47,954 - There is no negotiating. - 1.3. 452 00:18:47,945 --> 00:18:49,529 Drama! 453 00:18:49,904 --> 00:18:51,404 Excuse me one moment. 454 00:18:51,784 --> 00:18:52,951 Yeah? 455 00:18:54,103 --> 00:18:56,229 You're the worst negotiator I've ever seen. 456 00:18:56,262 --> 00:18:57,930 I'm just working him in, Turtle. 457 00:18:57,942 --> 00:18:59,234 You figured out your finances. 458 00:18:59,262 --> 00:19:02,430 You came up with 1. 1, which is already a huge stretch. 459 00:19:02,381 --> 00:19:04,340 Now you're offering 1.3? 460 00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:07,426 You're not working anybody. Come on, get it under control. 461 00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:08,922 - You're right, you're right. - Here he comes. 462 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,440 I'm afraid that was another offer at full listing. 463 00:19:11,938 --> 00:19:13,063 He's bluffing. 464 00:19:13,098 --> 00:19:14,348 Am I? 465 00:19:16,577 --> 00:19:19,079 Thank you, sir, I appreciate your time. 466 00:19:19,256 --> 00:19:20,840 I do yours as well. 467 00:19:21,296 --> 00:19:22,463 1.5! 468 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,578 Done. 469 00:19:24,135 --> 00:19:26,720 Fuck it. 16 million viewers our first week? 470 00:19:26,693 --> 00:19:28,277 We're gonna be the next "Seinfeld." 471 00:19:28,294 --> 00:19:29,294 Where do I sign? 472 00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:30,583 I got you set up right here. 473 00:19:30,853 --> 00:19:33,647 I need 30... I can't do it for a dollar less than that. 474 00:19:33,612 --> 00:19:35,321 I don't have any more money for you, big guy. 475 00:19:35,331 --> 00:19:37,958 Oh, come on, you probably got the cash out in your car, 476 00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:40,223 trust-fund baby. Now just pony it up. 477 00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:41,710 Stop calling me trust-fund baby, 478 00:19:41,730 --> 00:19:43,022 you fucking orangutan! 479 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:45,342 - Guys, this is getting us nowhere. - We got a budget here. 480 00:19:45,329 --> 00:19:47,747 Hey, senior and junior suits, let the creative people 481 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:48,770 talk to the money people. 482 00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:50,517 My line producer has done a budget 483 00:19:50,528 --> 00:19:54,114 and it's a budget that nobody else on the planet fucking earth 484 00:19:54,046 --> 00:19:56,965 could do to make this movie, but it is the bare minimum. 485 00:19:56,925 --> 00:19:58,717 You understand that? It cannot be done for less. 486 00:19:58,725 --> 00:20:00,768 Who is your line producer? Where is this budget? 487 00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:03,307 I'm my fucking line producer, trust-fund baby. 488 00:20:03,284 --> 00:20:06,369 - And it's right here. - Your own stationery? 489 00:20:06,322 --> 00:20:09,867 Now I'm gonna go dump... you let me know. 490 00:20:10,202 --> 00:20:13,621 But let me say this: Making a movie is like going to war. 491 00:20:13,561 --> 00:20:15,645 And as we've all learned, you don't go to war 492 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,017 underprepared and underfinanced. 493 00:20:20,839 --> 00:20:24,383 Oh, and I want final cut and that's not negotiable. 494 00:20:24,318 --> 00:20:27,195 Forget this. No no, it's my fucking money. Forget it! 495 00:20:27,157 --> 00:20:28,157 Will you calm down? 496 00:20:28,197 --> 00:20:29,822 - Ari! - What do you want me to do? 497 00:20:29,836 --> 00:20:31,378 - Get rid of this guy. - We're not getting rid of him. 498 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:34,231 - Vince, the guy is a loose cannon. - He is our guy, Nicky. 499 00:20:34,195 --> 00:20:35,946 Nicky, we've worked with him, all right? 500 00:20:35,954 --> 00:20:38,456 I hate him as much as you do, but this guy is magic on the set. 501 00:20:38,474 --> 00:20:40,642 He is going to make a brilliant movie, I know it. 502 00:20:41,113 --> 00:20:42,905 And it's gonna be your brilliant movie, not your father's. 503 00:20:42,913 --> 00:20:44,163 Yeah. 504 00:20:48,751 --> 00:20:50,335 Oh, fuck it. 505 00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:51,640 Fine. 506 00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:53,521 What's $5 million? 507 00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:54,884 Right? 508 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:56,962 That is a lot of fucking zeroes. 509 00:20:58,269 --> 00:21:01,271 All right, I got to go to Genghis Cohen... my girl's singing there. 510 00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,562 - I'm gonna need this... - All right. 511 00:21:03,626 --> 00:21:05,794 ...you'll need this. Have fun. 512 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,438 - Did he sign it? - Yeah. 513 00:21:13,984 --> 00:21:15,067 30 million. 514 00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:16,269 Made out to cash? 515 00:21:16,303 --> 00:21:18,095 Give me that check, Ari. 516 00:21:19,302 --> 00:21:22,221 - Did this just fucking happen? - It just... it fucking happened. 517 00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:24,474 Sake bombs. 518 00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:27,694 Bogota, baby. 519 00:21:30,019 --> 00:21:31,353 What? 520 00:21:31,379 --> 00:21:32,880 I can't believe you pulled this off. 521 00:21:32,899 --> 00:21:33,982 We pulled it off. 522 00:21:34,018 --> 00:21:37,103 Come on. You found the script, you picked the director, 523 00:21:37,058 --> 00:21:38,725 you convinced the financiers. 524 00:21:38,737 --> 00:21:40,405 So you think I can produce? 525 00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:43,960 I think you just did. And, E, I think you don't have to go to Colombia 526 00:21:43,896 --> 00:21:45,813 - if you don't want to. - What are you talking about? 527 00:21:45,815 --> 00:21:49,109 If you want to stay back with Sloan, stay and find the next project. 528 00:21:49,054 --> 00:21:50,972 This is the one we've been waiting for, the one that's gonna 529 00:21:50,973 --> 00:21:52,057 set us up for the rest of our lives. 530 00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:54,636 - I want to see it through to the end. - And Sloan? 531 00:21:54,733 --> 00:21:57,776 - She's gonna have to wait. - What if she doesn't? 532 00:22:01,370 --> 00:22:03,371 Hey, girls, we're home. 533 00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:05,201 Your brother's a mess. 534 00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:06,457 What's your problem? 535 00:22:06,489 --> 00:22:08,907 It's deja vu all over again, bro. 536 00:22:08,888 --> 00:22:10,639 I overextended myself. 537 00:22:10,648 --> 00:22:13,691 If it doesn't work, I'm back out on the streets. 538 00:22:13,847 --> 00:22:16,974 Come here. Come on, come out here. 539 00:22:17,526 --> 00:22:19,194 Look out at those lights. 540 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:20,873 This is our city. 541 00:22:21,045 --> 00:22:22,462 Come on, it's all gonna work out. 542 00:22:22,484 --> 00:22:24,610 The universe always had a plan. 543 00:22:25,604 --> 00:22:28,772 I don't believe in any of that cosmic karmic bullshit, 544 00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:30,348 so what if it doesn't? 545 00:22:30,363 --> 00:22:32,155 If it doesn't, you can always move back in with Vince. 546 00:22:32,162 --> 00:22:35,122 Please, baby brother's broker than me. 547 00:22:35,601 --> 00:22:37,185 That's a tongue twister. 548 00:22:37,241 --> 00:22:38,783 "Baby brother's broker than me. 549 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,968 Baby brother's broker than me." No, it's not. 550 00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:43,654 Come here, Turtle. 551 00:22:48,557 --> 00:22:49,807 - Tell them. - You want me to tell them? 552 00:22:49,837 --> 00:22:51,045 Tell them. 553 00:22:51,757 --> 00:22:53,674 We got the money... we're making "Medellin." 554 00:22:54,636 --> 00:22:55,886 - For real this time? - For real. 555 00:22:57,154 --> 00:22:58,446 Sweet! 556 00:22:58,475 --> 00:23:00,351 Vinny Chase is back, baby! 557 00:23:01,594 --> 00:23:02,761 Hey, this calls for toasts. 558 00:23:02,793 --> 00:23:04,210 Turtle, go get some bubbly. 559 00:23:04,233 --> 00:23:05,608 On the hop, let's go. 560 00:23:06,712 --> 00:23:07,712 Look at this... Walsh. 561 00:23:07,752 --> 00:23:09,169 Uh-oh. 562 00:23:09,192 --> 00:23:10,776 What's going on, Billy? You getting amped? 563 00:23:10,791 --> 00:23:12,208 The ideas are flowing, suit. 564 00:23:12,230 --> 00:23:15,775 Genius plan number one: I'm shooting the whole thing in Spanish. 565 00:23:17,189 --> 00:23:18,481 Billy... 566 00:23:18,509 --> 00:23:20,218 I'm not sure that's such a good idea. 567 00:23:20,228 --> 00:23:23,981 Oh well, good thing I don't give a fuck what you or anyone else thinks. 568 00:23:23,907 --> 00:23:25,867 Got to love final cut. 569 00:23:27,346 --> 00:23:28,513 That's sweet. 570 00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:30,492 What's up? 571 00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:33,287 He said he wants to shoot the whole thing in Spanish. 572 00:23:33,344 --> 00:23:34,553 Huh. 573 00:23:35,144 --> 00:23:36,269 It could work. 574 00:23:36,304 --> 00:23:38,055 To "Medellin," baby. 575 00:23:41,182 --> 00:23:42,391 To Medellin, to friendship 576 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:45,549 ...and to tons of Colombian pussy! 577 00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:51,242 To "Medellin"!