1 00:01:15,644 --> 00:01:15,711 -You find anything? - Nothing. 2 00:01:15,711 --> 00:01:17,338 - You find anything? - Nothing. 3 00:01:17,379 --> 00:01:18,869 Your brother's turned into a health nut. 4 00:01:18,914 --> 00:01:21,974 All he's got are whole grains and a bottle of flaxseed oil. 5 00:01:22,017 --> 00:01:24,611 You want to do a couple of colon-cleansing shots? 6 00:01:24,653 --> 00:01:26,052 No, let's just order in. 7 00:01:26,088 --> 00:01:28,147 From where? I don't even know what zip code we're in. 8 00:01:28,190 --> 00:01:30,283 Are you feeling a little displaced, Turtle? 9 00:01:30,325 --> 00:01:32,657 - Very. - We'll get a new home soon, I promise. 10 00:01:32,694 --> 00:01:34,491 Yeah, thanks, Vin. That makes me almost feel good enough 11 00:01:34,529 --> 00:01:37,794 to eat some of this shit. What is psyllium husk anyway? 12 00:01:37,833 --> 00:01:39,528 - Morning. - Yo. 13 00:01:39,568 --> 00:01:42,332 - Morning, E. How'd you sleep? - Oh, fine I'm sure. 14 00:01:42,371 --> 00:01:43,804 Someone got all cozy on the couch 15 00:01:43,839 --> 00:01:45,363 while I was stuck sleeping on the air mattress. 16 00:01:45,407 --> 00:01:47,739 Yeah, it was real cozy listening to you snore all night, Turtle. 17 00:01:47,776 --> 00:01:50,006 And please tell me I didn't catch you whacking it at 4:00 A.M. 18 00:01:51,046 --> 00:01:53,139 Fuck, I got to get some privacy, Vin. You got to get people 19 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:55,046 - to see this movie. - E doesn't think so. 20 00:01:55,083 --> 00:01:58,075 - Oh boy, here we go. - E thought "Rocky lV" sucked. 21 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,553 - I mean, what does he know? - E, I'm telling you, 22 00:01:59,588 --> 00:02:00,850 you're just too close to it. 23 00:02:00,889 --> 00:02:02,982 - "Medellin" is a great film. - It will be. 24 00:02:03,025 --> 00:02:04,822 Will be? What, did you have a change of heart? 25 00:02:04,860 --> 00:02:07,021 I thought about it all night long. There's greatness in it. 26 00:02:07,062 --> 00:02:09,257 It's just too long. I got some ideas on how to cut some stuff. 27 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:11,822 I think we can cut the "crooked customs cop" sequence in half 28 00:02:11,867 --> 00:02:12,856 for starters though, no? 29 00:02:12,901 --> 00:02:14,869 Yeah, it was a little long. 30 00:02:14,903 --> 00:02:17,167 Call Walsh. Run your ideas by him. 31 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:19,070 I think I'm gonna go down there, talk to him in person. 32 00:02:19,107 --> 00:02:20,938 But be positive. You know how sensitive he is. 33 00:02:20,976 --> 00:02:22,534 No, is he really? 34 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:25,102 Namaste, campers. Rise and shine. 35 00:02:25,147 --> 00:02:28,514 - Campers are up, Johnny. - We're dying for some unhealthy eats, 36 00:02:28,550 --> 00:02:30,245 so please tell us you got something. 37 00:02:30,285 --> 00:02:32,185 Fried egg sandwiches from the Bagel Broker. 38 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:33,346 - Nice. - Yes! 39 00:02:33,388 --> 00:02:35,481 Not the kind of garbage I like to put in my body, 40 00:02:35,524 --> 00:02:38,357 but you know my motto-- "When you have guests, give them what they want." 41 00:02:38,393 --> 00:02:40,588 Yeah, you're running a regular B&B over here, Drama. 42 00:02:40,629 --> 00:02:42,995 We appreciate you putting us up, Johnny. 43 00:02:43,031 --> 00:02:45,397 Right, guys? 44 00:02:45,434 --> 00:02:46,958 No need to thank me, fellas. 45 00:02:47,002 --> 00:02:50,028 To house my kid brother and his friends gives me nothing but pure joy. 46 00:02:50,072 --> 00:02:52,597 Or as they say in Yiddish, nachas. 47 00:02:52,641 --> 00:02:55,439 Besides, God has already rewarded me for my good deeds. 48 00:02:55,477 --> 00:02:58,275 Oh yeah? What did he do? Un-recede your hairline? 49 00:02:58,313 --> 00:03:01,214 No, dickhead. What he did was finally answer an old prayer 50 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:04,980 - and deliver Donna Deveny to me. - Who's Donna Deveny? 51 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:08,421 Only one of the finest pieces of party-girl ass this town has ever known. 52 00:03:08,457 --> 00:03:11,290 I used to kick it with her back in my whiskey-bar days, 53 00:03:11,326 --> 00:03:13,521 but never officially closed it. 54 00:03:13,562 --> 00:03:15,086 I've been dreaming of fucking her ever since. 55 00:03:15,130 --> 00:03:16,825 - When are you seeing her? - Today, bro. 56 00:03:16,865 --> 00:03:20,767 - And Turtle, she's got a friend. - What kind of friend? 57 00:03:20,802 --> 00:03:24,169 - A hot one with a house in Malibu. - Really? 58 00:03:24,206 --> 00:03:27,972 Precisely the kind of girls we want to be friends with come June and July. 59 00:03:28,009 --> 00:03:30,341 What, no girl for me and E? 60 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:32,903 I got Walsh today. 61 00:03:32,948 --> 00:03:35,178 I'll let you and Turtle battle it out for the friend though. 62 00:03:35,217 --> 00:03:37,310 What? It's only fair, right? 63 00:03:38,954 --> 00:03:41,445 You wonder why I'm whacking off late at night. 64 00:03:43,358 --> 00:03:45,019 Hey, I just want you to know I appreciate 65 00:03:45,060 --> 00:03:46,721 you guys not leaving me home alone today. 66 00:03:46,761 --> 00:03:49,855 And don't worry, I'm going to be basically invisible. 67 00:03:49,898 --> 00:03:51,889 You won't even know I'm there. 68 00:03:51,933 --> 00:03:55,562 That's great, Vin, but just in case you wind up not being so invisible, 69 00:03:55,604 --> 00:03:57,663 could you try and at least take Drama's girl and not mine? 70 00:03:57,706 --> 00:03:59,867 Go fuck yourself, Turtle. 71 00:03:59,908 --> 00:04:01,933 You wouldn't even have a girl to get taken by Vince 72 00:04:01,977 --> 00:04:04,036 - if it wasn't for me. - Life sucks. 73 00:04:04,079 --> 00:04:06,047 It's gonna be okay, Turtle. I promise. 74 00:04:08,850 --> 00:04:12,047 Oh, shit. Look at this one. 75 00:04:12,087 --> 00:04:15,682 Hey, Vince. What are you up to? 76 00:04:15,724 --> 00:04:19,057 Not much, just being a fifth wheel on my boys' double date. 77 00:04:19,094 --> 00:04:21,562 - That sounds awful. - Doesn't it? 78 00:04:21,596 --> 00:04:23,154 Well, I'm gonna go hang out at my friend's beach house. 79 00:04:23,198 --> 00:04:24,222 Do you want to come? 80 00:04:24,266 --> 00:04:27,827 Yes, I think I do. Excuse me. 81 00:04:27,869 --> 00:04:29,803 You mind, Turtle? 82 00:04:29,838 --> 00:04:31,601 No. 83 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:33,574 I told you it would be all right. 84 00:04:41,049 --> 00:04:43,609 I would give my nuts to be that guy for one day. 85 00:04:43,652 --> 00:04:46,621 Well, if you had no nuts, what would be the use? 86 00:04:46,655 --> 00:04:49,988 Or would you then be hoping that you had Vince's nuts? 87 00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:53,550 What, no comeback? 88 00:04:53,595 --> 00:04:56,792 You're too dumb to even respond to. 89 00:04:59,901 --> 00:05:03,200 - Buenos dias. - What up, dawg? 90 00:05:03,238 --> 00:05:06,969 Your English is getting better, Juan. Oh, what's this? 91 00:05:07,008 --> 00:05:09,943 The trailer Billy had me cut together for next year's American Film Market. 92 00:05:11,947 --> 00:05:14,507 Behind the greed, 93 00:05:14,549 --> 00:05:16,483 behind the legend... 94 00:05:18,053 --> 00:05:20,783 was the man. 95 00:05:23,658 --> 00:05:25,956 - Wow, this looks great. - Yeah. 96 00:05:25,994 --> 00:05:28,224 - If only the movie looked so good. - What? 97 00:05:28,263 --> 00:05:30,993 What? Nothing. I didn't say anything. 98 00:05:31,032 --> 00:05:34,468 There he is, fresh from the dry cleaners, 99 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:36,265 my one and only favorite suit. 100 00:05:36,304 --> 00:05:38,135 - How are you doing, Billy? - Come here, E, give me some love. 101 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,032 What do you think of the trailer? 102 00:05:42,077 --> 00:05:43,977 What little I saw of it looks amazing. 103 00:05:44,012 --> 00:05:45,877 It looks even better on replay. 104 00:05:45,914 --> 00:05:47,814 Take this home and finger yourself to it, Suit. 105 00:05:47,849 --> 00:05:49,942 For your eyes only. Consider it a little gift 106 00:05:49,985 --> 00:05:51,953 for your kind words last night. 107 00:05:51,987 --> 00:05:54,114 I know we haven't always seen eye to eye, 108 00:05:54,155 --> 00:05:55,986 but your support for my vision of this film, 109 00:05:56,024 --> 00:05:58,288 for allowing me to make it the right way, has taught me 110 00:05:58,326 --> 00:06:01,227 that artists and capitalist pigs might be able to work together after all. 111 00:06:01,263 --> 00:06:03,663 I'm making very little money for a capitalist pig, Billy. 112 00:06:03,698 --> 00:06:05,063 I didn't say you're good at it. 113 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:07,091 Seriously, through all this shit, 114 00:06:07,135 --> 00:06:09,000 all that matters is that we went off to war together 115 00:06:09,037 --> 00:06:10,664 and came home with our limbs intact 116 00:06:10,705 --> 00:06:12,468 and a fucking masterpiece in the can, right? 117 00:06:12,507 --> 00:06:14,304 - Right. - Want a beer? 118 00:06:14,342 --> 00:06:15,502 Sure. Ahem-- 119 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,445 I did have a few thoughts though, Billy. 120 00:06:19,481 --> 00:06:21,676 Thoughts? 121 00:06:21,716 --> 00:06:23,479 Just some ideas I wanted to talk to you about. 122 00:06:23,518 --> 00:06:24,678 You mean like notes? 123 00:06:24,719 --> 00:06:28,587 No, just some small changes I thought might help make the film play better. 124 00:06:28,623 --> 00:06:30,523 Last night you said that you loved it. What, you were lying? 125 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:32,822 - No, I think it's great. - But? 126 00:06:32,861 --> 00:06:35,887 - But I think it needs work. - Well, fuck what you think, 127 00:06:35,930 --> 00:06:38,524 because I love it and Vinnie loved it, and I know he ain't lying. 128 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:40,329 And the Cannes people are going to love it too. 129 00:06:40,368 --> 00:06:42,393 - Cannes? Who's going to Cannes? - We are. 130 00:06:42,437 --> 00:06:44,735 I FedExed a print off to the selection committee last week. 131 00:06:44,773 --> 00:06:46,900 I'm just waiting to hear if we're in. 132 00:06:46,941 --> 00:06:49,205 I thought we agreed to wait for Sundance. 133 00:06:49,244 --> 00:06:51,712 Fuck the dance. Been there done that. I'm going to Cannes 134 00:06:51,746 --> 00:06:54,772 and coming home with a Palme d'Or and a Cote d'Azure tan. 135 00:06:54,816 --> 00:06:57,410 Billy, yesterday you were scared to death to show us the film. 136 00:06:57,452 --> 00:06:59,716 Now it's ready for the Cannes committee without changing a single frame? 137 00:06:59,754 --> 00:07:01,483 That's right. You're not as smart as the frogs, Suit. 138 00:07:01,523 --> 00:07:04,151 - I know they'll understand. - This is not your decision. 139 00:07:04,192 --> 00:07:06,820 Yes it fucking is. I have final cut. You agreed to it. 140 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:09,193 Which means that I agreed not to listen to a word you fucking say. 141 00:07:09,230 --> 00:07:11,494 So no notes, not from you, not ever. 142 00:07:11,533 --> 00:07:13,000 Now if you'll excuse me, 143 00:07:13,034 --> 00:07:14,934 I'm gonna go do some pranayama breathing exercises 144 00:07:14,969 --> 00:07:16,903 and try to forget this visit ever happened. 145 00:07:23,345 --> 00:07:24,903 Your friend lives here? 146 00:07:24,946 --> 00:07:26,811 Actually, he's a family friend. 147 00:07:26,848 --> 00:07:29,316 But he lets me come use his private beach whenever I want. 148 00:07:29,351 --> 00:07:32,115 - Oh, nice for you. - Yeah, he's a great guy. 149 00:07:32,153 --> 00:07:33,814 And he's incredibly cool, 150 00:07:33,855 --> 00:07:35,755 so don't get all charmed by him 151 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:37,257 and forget that you came here to hang with me. 152 00:07:37,292 --> 00:07:39,157 How cool could he be? 153 00:07:39,194 --> 00:07:40,923 Do you think Dennis Hopper's cool? 154 00:07:40,962 --> 00:07:42,657 Your friend is Dennis Hopper? 155 00:07:42,697 --> 00:07:44,824 Yeah, my dad's been his lawyer for, like, 20 years. 156 00:07:44,866 --> 00:07:47,357 I love Dennis Hopper. 157 00:07:47,402 --> 00:07:50,166 I'm also excited to hang out with you of course. 158 00:07:53,241 --> 00:07:55,141 You should be. 159 00:07:59,381 --> 00:08:02,248 Yo, E. I'm at Dennis Hopper's house. 160 00:08:02,283 --> 00:08:04,877 Yeah, well, enjoy it now, Vince, because we got big problems. 161 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:06,819 - What are you talking about? - Walsh submitted the movie 162 00:08:06,855 --> 00:08:07,947 to Cannes without telling us. 163 00:08:07,989 --> 00:08:10,423 Cannes? What happened to Sundance? 164 00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:13,757 I don't know. He wants a Palme d'Or or whatever the fuck it's called. 165 00:08:13,795 --> 00:08:15,888 France could be fun. 166 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:17,727 The movie's not gonna get into Cannes, Vince. 167 00:08:17,766 --> 00:08:19,757 - It's not ready. - Did you tell Billy what you thought? 168 00:08:19,801 --> 00:08:21,701 Yeah, I tried to give him my notes. 169 00:08:21,736 --> 00:08:24,398 - He basically told me to fuck myself. - I told you not to upset him. 170 00:08:24,439 --> 00:08:26,964 Upset him? I'm the one who's upset. 171 00:08:27,008 --> 00:08:29,704 We hired the guy for his vision. What do you say we just let him do his thing? 172 00:08:29,744 --> 00:08:32,042 Let him do his thing. The French have the biggest mouths in the world. 173 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,843 If this movie gets rejected from Cannes, 174 00:08:33,882 --> 00:08:35,782 the whole world is gonna know the movie sucks. 175 00:08:35,817 --> 00:08:37,808 It doesn't suck. Would you stop saying that? 176 00:08:37,852 --> 00:08:40,616 - Sammy. - Hi. 177 00:08:40,655 --> 00:08:42,384 - Sweetheart. - I got to go. 178 00:08:42,424 --> 00:08:44,392 - And Aquaman. - Vince. 179 00:08:44,426 --> 00:08:46,485 - It's Dennis Hopper, E! I got to go! - Hey! 180 00:08:46,528 --> 00:08:50,225 Vince, don't hang up on me. Vince! Fuck. 181 00:08:50,265 --> 00:08:52,062 - Hi, how are you, Dennis? - Hey, great to meet you. 182 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:53,624 Come on in, come on in. 183 00:08:55,236 --> 00:08:57,329 Yo, how does my breath smell? 184 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,230 Like Ahnold's ass. 185 00:09:00,275 --> 00:09:02,106 Don't do that shit again. 186 00:09:02,143 --> 00:09:03,770 Don't make me insecure right now, Turtle. 187 00:09:03,812 --> 00:09:06,110 God made you that way. Don't blame me. 188 00:09:06,147 --> 00:09:07,705 Ring the doorbell, asshole. 189 00:09:11,152 --> 00:09:13,416 - You got gum? - Gum ain't gonna help what you got. 190 00:09:13,455 --> 00:09:15,685 You need a stomach specialist. 191 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,022 Well, hello. 192 00:09:21,496 --> 00:09:24,465 Mom, there's some guys here to see you. 193 00:09:29,704 --> 00:09:32,696 Mom? Just how old are these broads, Drama? 194 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,231 Don't be an ageist, Turtle. 195 00:09:35,276 --> 00:09:38,837 Besides, rumor had it your girl gave the best rim job in L.A. 196 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,713 Trust me, you play your cards right, by 4:00 197 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:45,378 you'll be sitting on her face like a bidet. 198 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:46,887 Hey, Johnny. 199 00:09:46,921 --> 00:09:49,788 Hey, gorgeous, how are you? 200 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:53,118 Mmm. 201 00:09:53,161 --> 00:09:56,187 Turtle, say hello to the one and only love of my 20s, 202 00:09:56,231 --> 00:09:58,358 - Miss Donna Deveney. - Oh, Johnny, 203 00:09:58,399 --> 00:10:00,390 you're still as sweet as ever. 204 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,361 Hey, Turtle. How's it hanging? 205 00:10:03,404 --> 00:10:06,168 You know, it's hanging. 206 00:10:06,207 --> 00:10:08,368 Hey, Margery, get out here, you fat whore! 207 00:10:08,409 --> 00:10:12,311 - The boys are here! - Calm your horses, you fat whore! 208 00:10:12,347 --> 00:10:15,214 - We always call each other that. - Hey, boys! 209 00:10:17,585 --> 00:10:19,177 You remember Johnny, right? 210 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:22,348 Sure I do, from the old days. You sold me coke at Bar One. 211 00:10:22,390 --> 00:10:25,416 You must have me mistaken. I never sold blow. 212 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:27,155 Maybe I just blew you. Who can remember? 213 00:10:27,195 --> 00:10:28,753 The '90s are such a blur. 214 00:10:29,764 --> 00:10:31,925 This is his friend Turtle. He's cute, huh? 215 00:10:31,966 --> 00:10:35,197 Hey, what do you guys say we take a couple shots before lunch? 216 00:10:35,236 --> 00:10:36,999 - Whoo whoo whoo. - Get a little loose. 217 00:10:37,038 --> 00:10:39,905 Are you kidding? Loose is our middle name. Right, Turtle? 218 00:10:39,941 --> 00:10:42,967 Let's go. Let's go. 219 00:10:43,011 --> 00:10:45,343 That's the best rim job in L.A.? 220 00:10:45,380 --> 00:10:47,610 Yeah, just ask Chuck Sheen. 221 00:10:49,584 --> 00:10:52,610 Yes, E, I would say being rejected by Cannes 222 00:10:52,654 --> 00:10:55,487 before we have a distributor would be a disaster-- 223 00:10:55,523 --> 00:10:58,651 one in a series of disasters orchestrated by you 224 00:10:58,693 --> 00:11:00,752 since you took the reins of Vince's career. 225 00:11:00,795 --> 00:11:02,820 - So what can we do, Ari? - Well, let's see. 226 00:11:02,864 --> 00:11:04,661 A-- I could give you a hug 227 00:11:04,699 --> 00:11:06,929 and say it's okay that you destroyed your best friend's career. 228 00:11:06,968 --> 00:11:09,698 Or B-- I could have you come in here 229 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,830 and write on the dry-erase board 500 times, 230 00:11:11,873 --> 00:11:13,431 "l destroyed my best friend's career, 231 00:11:13,474 --> 00:11:15,032 I destroyed my best friend's career." I'd go with B. 232 00:11:15,076 --> 00:11:18,307 - Ari, there's genius in this movie. - Is there? 233 00:11:18,346 --> 00:11:20,041 Yeah, well, Walsh won't change a fucking thing. I got to get rid of him. 234 00:11:20,081 --> 00:11:21,810 Rid of him? That's your boy. 235 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:24,716 You gave him final cut even though I begged you not to. 236 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:27,983 Now you're going to have to live with it or kill him. 237 00:11:28,022 --> 00:11:30,354 Actually, that's a good idea. Why don't you kill him, 238 00:11:30,391 --> 00:11:32,621 then kill yourself? 239 00:11:32,660 --> 00:11:34,389 Could you imagine the outpouring of love and sympathy 240 00:11:34,429 --> 00:11:36,488 when Vince loses both of you? 241 00:11:36,531 --> 00:11:39,398 I can have him back on top in three months. You owe him that much, E. 242 00:11:39,434 --> 00:11:41,163 - Ari. - All right, look, 243 00:11:41,202 --> 00:11:43,295 the only way to get rid of Walsh 244 00:11:43,338 --> 00:11:46,432 is to sell the movie to someone who won't release his cut. 245 00:11:46,474 --> 00:11:49,875 But no one could sell a shitty movie. Well, maybe I could. 246 00:11:49,911 --> 00:11:52,004 But no one could sell a shitty movie no one's seen a fucking frame of. 247 00:11:52,046 --> 00:11:55,482 What about a great trailer? Could you sell a great trailer, Ari? 248 00:11:55,516 --> 00:11:57,450 How great? 249 00:11:57,485 --> 00:12:00,181 - Great house. - Oh, thanks. 250 00:12:00,221 --> 00:12:02,781 I'm sure you have a few just like it. 251 00:12:02,824 --> 00:12:05,554 No actually, right now I'm sort of homeless. 252 00:12:05,593 --> 00:12:07,618 - Yeah? - Yeah. 253 00:12:07,662 --> 00:12:11,359 Well, there's no better way to find out who you are and what you're made out of 254 00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:13,060 than living in the great outdoors. 255 00:12:13,101 --> 00:12:16,969 I did 16 months in a cave on "Apocalypse," 256 00:12:17,005 --> 00:12:19,667 and let me just tell you 257 00:12:19,707 --> 00:12:23,268 that God is the finest decorator I've ever had. 258 00:12:25,413 --> 00:12:27,176 So what's the score, guys? 259 00:12:27,215 --> 00:12:28,807 Still 0-0. 260 00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:31,717 We call it nil-nil, Chucky, in soccer. 261 00:12:31,753 --> 00:12:34,381 You follow soccer, Aquaman? 262 00:12:34,422 --> 00:12:37,118 - Not really. - Oh, great sport. 263 00:12:37,158 --> 00:12:39,422 Pele turned me on to it back in the day 264 00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:41,291 when we were chasing honeys together. 265 00:12:41,329 --> 00:12:43,297 The great thing is, 266 00:12:43,331 --> 00:12:46,562 no American bookie knows shit about handicapping. 267 00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:49,570 We've got a million bucks riding on Manchester United. 268 00:12:49,604 --> 00:12:51,367 - Wow. - You want a part of the bet? 269 00:12:51,406 --> 00:12:52,998 You can have 100k of mine. 270 00:12:53,041 --> 00:12:55,475 It makes watching the game a lot more interesting. 271 00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:57,501 And it's a lock. 272 00:12:57,545 --> 00:13:00,013 Actually, I was gonna take Vince down to the beach. 273 00:13:00,048 --> 00:13:02,516 Oh, if you would rather lay on the beach with the girls 274 00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:05,417 than gamble with the men, I guess that's okay. 275 00:13:05,453 --> 00:13:07,512 You know, maybe we can hang with the guys 276 00:13:07,555 --> 00:13:09,216 for a little bit, if that's all right with you. 277 00:13:09,257 --> 00:13:12,920 Besides, we do have all night together, don't we? 278 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,622 Is that your way of saying you'll make it up to me? 279 00:13:15,663 --> 00:13:17,790 I'll certainly try. 280 00:13:17,832 --> 00:13:20,926 - All right, let's watch the game. - I'm in. 281 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:23,266 Now that's the spirit that I'm talking about. 282 00:13:23,304 --> 00:13:25,397 Now if somebody would get their ass up 283 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,567 and give our super friend here a couple of seats... 284 00:13:27,608 --> 00:13:31,044 There you go. Thank you. 285 00:13:31,079 --> 00:13:32,546 All right. 286 00:13:33,548 --> 00:13:35,277 Vincent Chase. 287 00:13:35,316 --> 00:13:38,444 "Medellin." 288 00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:45,054 I love Latin men in uniform. 289 00:13:45,093 --> 00:13:47,618 - See? Gay Joe Public. - I resent that. 290 00:13:47,662 --> 00:13:49,289 Who cares what the movie looks like? 291 00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:53,027 - Good trailer, sexy cast, boom! - So what do you think? 292 00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:54,796 I think I can sell it. I can sell it for a lot. 293 00:13:54,836 --> 00:13:55,962 - To who? - Harvey. 294 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,368 - Harvey? - He's been tracking 295 00:13:57,405 --> 00:14:00,033 - this thing since day one. - He hates us. 296 00:14:00,074 --> 00:14:02,565 He's a businessman, Eric, not your prom date 297 00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:04,373 who still holds a grudge because you didn't fuck her right. 298 00:14:04,412 --> 00:14:07,108 We'll be fine. We'll go in there with our hat in our hands. 299 00:14:07,148 --> 00:14:10,311 Vince will show him his $50-million smile. Harvey will bite. 300 00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:13,548 - I don't think Vince is gonna wanna go. - Why not? 301 00:14:13,588 --> 00:14:15,556 Well, he and I kind of have differing views on the movie. 302 00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:17,820 - Differing how? - Well, he likes it. 303 00:14:17,859 --> 00:14:20,123 He likes it? 304 00:14:20,161 --> 00:14:23,824 Vince likes the movie? Then why the fuck are you here? 305 00:14:23,865 --> 00:14:26,231 Because he's wrong. Look, I don't know if he's brainwashed 306 00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:28,258 or he's scared to not back his director. I don't know, but he's wrong. 307 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,634 - Did you talk to him about this? - No, I spoke to him. 308 00:14:30,671 --> 00:14:32,935 - He hung up on me. - He hung up on you? 309 00:14:32,974 --> 00:14:34,999 Well, I'm hanging up on you in person. 310 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:37,203 Let me explain something to you. I have two philosophies: 311 00:14:37,245 --> 00:14:38,803 A: my client is always right, 312 00:14:38,846 --> 00:14:40,939 and B: his manager is always 313 00:14:40,982 --> 00:14:43,348 an overpaid useless pain in the ass. 314 00:14:43,384 --> 00:14:45,716 Yeah, my two philosophies are one: you're a dick, 315 00:14:45,753 --> 00:14:48,187 and two: when you realize I'm right, you're gonna know you're a dick. 316 00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:49,814 You know what, Ari? Forget it, I'll take care of this myself. 317 00:14:49,857 --> 00:14:52,052 I'll see you later. Bye, Lloyd. 318 00:14:52,093 --> 00:14:55,290 Jeez, there was such positive energy 319 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,763 in this room just a few moments ago. 320 00:15:01,869 --> 00:15:04,360 Turtle, you remind me of one of my son's friends. 321 00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:06,930 Yeah, I got a familiar face. 322 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:09,169 Well, it's not your face I'm interested in. 323 00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:10,939 Why don't you walk ahead of me so I can see 324 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,037 what kind of junk you got in your trunk? 325 00:15:14,549 --> 00:15:16,244 Actually, my mother always taught me 326 00:15:16,284 --> 00:15:18,081 it's impolite to walk in front of a woman. 327 00:15:18,119 --> 00:15:21,020 Oh! We got a shy one here, Donna! 328 00:15:21,055 --> 00:15:23,546 Well, he's a turtle. He'll come out of his shell. 329 00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:25,821 - Good one, Donna. - I'll tell you what, Turtle, 330 00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:27,953 you can check out my heinie for now 331 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:31,089 and show me yours later. 332 00:15:33,034 --> 00:15:35,502 You are in for one wild afternoon, pal. 333 00:15:38,506 --> 00:15:41,998 So when you say I have no money, Marvin, what do you really mean? 334 00:15:42,043 --> 00:15:44,273 I mean you are busted, Vince. 335 00:15:44,312 --> 00:15:46,075 Your balance is zero. 336 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,809 You're living off of your American Express card, got it? 337 00:15:48,850 --> 00:15:50,715 - Hmm. - "Hmm"? 338 00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:52,912 What the fuck does "hmm" mean? 339 00:15:52,954 --> 00:15:55,320 - Well, l-- - Hey, want to take a walk? 340 00:15:55,356 --> 00:15:57,256 Just one moment please. 341 00:15:57,291 --> 00:16:00,260 Thank you. 342 00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:03,957 All right, don't tell Eric, because I don't want him nagging me, 343 00:16:03,998 --> 00:16:06,057 but I may need you to stake me 100 grand. 344 00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,533 100 grand? For what? 345 00:16:07,568 --> 00:16:09,866 Well, I kind of went in on a bet with Dennis Hopper 346 00:16:09,904 --> 00:16:11,496 on Manchester United and we're down. 347 00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:14,099 Are you out of your mind, Vince? What do you know about soccer? 348 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,574 Get the fuck out of there! 349 00:16:15,610 --> 00:16:17,441 I already placed the bet, Marvin, I can't just walk out. 350 00:16:17,478 --> 00:16:19,776 Bullshit! You put one foot in front of the other 351 00:16:19,814 --> 00:16:21,441 and move them. 352 00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:23,347 Hold on, Marvin. I'm getting a call that may make me some money. 353 00:16:23,384 --> 00:16:24,942 - Vince! - Hey, Ari, what's up? 354 00:16:24,986 --> 00:16:27,386 Do you know that your man broke out of the Oompa Loompa factory 355 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,946 - and is up to no good? - What do you mean? 356 00:16:33,227 --> 00:16:35,218 Hi, Eric Murphy for Harvey. 357 00:16:35,263 --> 00:16:37,629 Oh, you can have a seat. I'll let him know you're here. 358 00:16:37,665 --> 00:16:39,758 Thank you. 359 00:16:43,704 --> 00:16:46,730 - Hey. - Did you tell Ari the movie sucked? 360 00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:49,743 - Yeah, I did. - E, I'm having a hard day as it is. 361 00:16:49,777 --> 00:16:51,540 I thought we agreed you weren't gonna be negative. 362 00:16:51,579 --> 00:16:53,945 Look, I didn't agree to anything, all right? You hung up on me. 363 00:16:53,981 --> 00:16:55,744 I'm not being negative. I'm being realistic. 364 00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:58,274 - The movie needs work. - Since when did you become a filmmaker? 365 00:16:58,319 --> 00:17:00,287 - What's that supposed to mean? - It means you're new to this. 366 00:17:00,321 --> 00:17:02,221 You don't know what to look for in a first cut, 367 00:17:02,256 --> 00:17:04,656 - much less how to fix one. - Oh, what, so my opinion doesn't count? 368 00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:07,024 E, when you were managing your restaurant, 369 00:17:07,061 --> 00:17:09,086 what did you think when a customer told you how to do your job? 370 00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:11,655 Oh, please. You did not seriously just fucking say that. 371 00:17:11,699 --> 00:17:14,361 Vince, I'm the producer of this movie. I deserve to be heard. 372 00:17:14,402 --> 00:17:17,098 Is that what this is about? Your ego? You're not feeling heard? 373 00:17:17,138 --> 00:17:19,106 Fuck you. I put my own money into this. 374 00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:20,630 Yeah, and now what? You're panicking. 375 00:17:20,675 --> 00:17:22,836 I'll buy you out right now if you don't believe in it. 376 00:17:22,877 --> 00:17:25,903 - You're broke, big shot. - Yeah! 377 00:17:25,947 --> 00:17:27,972 I got something in the works. 378 00:17:28,015 --> 00:17:30,313 Eric, Harvey will see you now. 379 00:17:30,351 --> 00:17:33,149 Yeah, me too. 380 00:17:33,187 --> 00:17:35,121 E, don't hang up on me. 381 00:17:35,156 --> 00:17:37,181 - Are you ready? - Yes, how are you today? 382 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:40,318 - I'm okay. How are you? - Nice to meet you. 383 00:17:40,361 --> 00:17:42,454 Check out how long my tongue is. 384 00:17:44,365 --> 00:17:46,663 We might have a record holder here. 385 00:17:46,701 --> 00:17:48,498 Well, it's good for those hard-to-reach places. 386 00:17:48,536 --> 00:17:51,266 Yeah, well if anyone's got hard-to-reach places, it's Turtle. 387 00:17:51,305 --> 00:17:53,773 - Whoo-whoo. - He's kidding. 388 00:17:53,808 --> 00:17:55,673 Oh, too bad. 389 00:17:55,710 --> 00:17:58,270 What do you guys say we get out of here and go fuck? 390 00:17:58,312 --> 00:18:00,439 I say "Check please!" 391 00:18:00,481 --> 00:18:02,779 - What-- - I'm gonna go freshen up. 392 00:18:02,817 --> 00:18:05,377 - Okay. - I'll go with you. 393 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:08,855 I'm out of here, Drama. There's no way I'm fucking that old lady. 394 00:18:08,889 --> 00:18:12,154 Jesus, how would you like it if someone talked about your mother like that? 395 00:18:12,193 --> 00:18:14,218 If my mother was out chasing guys half her age 396 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,888 or two-thirds her age, she'd deserve it. 397 00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:18,421 Look, you can't bail on me. I need you here. 398 00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:21,196 The only way I'm gonna get Donna alone is if you keep Margery busy. 399 00:18:21,235 --> 00:18:22,759 Well, get her a deck of cards 400 00:18:22,803 --> 00:18:24,395 and some friends to play mah jongg with because I'm gone. 401 00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:27,373 Come on, Turtle! 16 years I've been dying to bang this broad. 402 00:18:27,408 --> 00:18:28,966 Take one for the team, 403 00:18:29,010 --> 00:18:32,173 Iike I did for you that time you set me up with a girl with the clubfoot. 404 00:18:32,213 --> 00:18:34,704 At least that girl was a nine from the ankles up. 405 00:18:34,749 --> 00:18:37,684 Come on, Turtle, don't leave. I'm begging you, please. 406 00:18:37,718 --> 00:18:40,812 Fine, all right, but you owe me for life. 407 00:18:40,855 --> 00:18:43,323 - Yes, I owe you for life. - Mm-hmm. 408 00:18:46,994 --> 00:18:48,985 Are we still gonna split this down the middle? 409 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,759 Our last meeting at Sundance was unpleasant. 410 00:18:54,802 --> 00:18:56,667 Yeah, a little bit. 411 00:18:56,704 --> 00:18:58,899 Well, I tend to get overexcited sometimes. 412 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,064 You did fuck me though. 413 00:19:02,109 --> 00:19:04,339 And I have to apologize for that. 414 00:19:04,378 --> 00:19:06,505 Yeah, no, you really fucked me. I thought we had a deal. 415 00:19:06,547 --> 00:19:08,572 - Again, I'm sorry. - I fuck people. 416 00:19:08,616 --> 00:19:11,847 - I don't like getting fucked. - No one does. 417 00:19:11,886 --> 00:19:15,583 You're not trying to fuck me again here? 418 00:19:15,623 --> 00:19:17,523 No no. No no no. 419 00:19:17,558 --> 00:19:20,891 Because I've been following "Medellin" 420 00:19:20,928 --> 00:19:22,555 for a long time 421 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:25,827 and I've heard some not-such-great things from inside sources. 422 00:19:25,866 --> 00:19:28,426 Well, I don't know what inside sources you have, Harvey, but-- 423 00:19:28,469 --> 00:19:30,096 You'll never know. That's why they call them inside sources. 424 00:19:30,137 --> 00:19:31,798 Look, Harvey, I know there's a great movie in here. 425 00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:33,431 I was there. I know what we shot. 426 00:19:33,474 --> 00:19:35,442 But this guy Walsh needs to be recut. 427 00:19:35,476 --> 00:19:37,876 I know you're the guy that can bring the brilliance out of this movie. 428 00:19:37,912 --> 00:19:39,675 I want you to look at this. 429 00:19:39,713 --> 00:19:41,578 I think you'll get a better idea of what we're talking about. 430 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:44,846 - You wanna get rid of your director? - I do. 431 00:19:44,885 --> 00:19:47,285 My kind of producer. 432 00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:50,916 Carol, put that up on the big screen. 433 00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:52,585 We'll look at it together now. 434 00:19:55,796 --> 00:19:58,196 We're looking good, Aquaman. We're looking good. 435 00:19:58,232 --> 00:20:00,757 I don't know. We're down by one with less than a minute to go. 436 00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:02,701 Yeah, but we got a penalty kick coming up. 437 00:20:02,736 --> 00:20:05,330 Man U's got the best penalty kickers in the game. 438 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,670 - Best in the game. - We're going into overtime. 439 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:10,438 Trust me, I am never wrong. Am I ever wrong, guys? 440 00:20:10,478 --> 00:20:12,969 Never wrong. Not about soccer. 441 00:20:13,013 --> 00:20:15,106 - Not about movies. - Not about financial services. 442 00:20:15,149 --> 00:20:16,639 Okay, now shut the fuck up. 443 00:20:16,684 --> 00:20:18,879 Everybody quiet. Here it comes. 444 00:20:22,356 --> 00:20:26,315 - Fuck! - Oh man, he guessed right. 445 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:29,329 - Man, see that? - Jeez. 446 00:20:29,363 --> 00:20:33,129 Well, it's only money, right, Aquaman? 447 00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:36,159 Yeah, Dennis, about that. 448 00:20:36,203 --> 00:20:37,636 When are you gonna need the money? 449 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,263 Because I didn't bring any cash-- 450 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,934 What's with all the noise? You guys woke me up. 451 00:20:41,976 --> 00:20:44,706 Manchester just fucking lost. 452 00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:46,940 - They did? - Yeah. 453 00:20:46,981 --> 00:20:49,449 - Oh, shit. - Yeah, shit's right. 454 00:20:49,483 --> 00:20:52,782 No, Dennis. I forgot to call in the bets. 455 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:54,344 Really? 456 00:20:54,388 --> 00:20:56,481 Then I guess we all just caught a lucky break! 457 00:20:56,524 --> 00:20:59,015 Yes, all right! 458 00:20:59,059 --> 00:21:01,050 All right! Whoo! 459 00:21:01,095 --> 00:21:04,155 So you want to take a walk down to the beach now, Vince? 460 00:21:04,198 --> 00:21:07,326 I would love to take a walk down to the beach. 461 00:21:07,368 --> 00:21:10,132 Hey, Aquaman, Brazil is playing next. 462 00:21:10,171 --> 00:21:12,833 They are a lock. Now are you in? 463 00:21:12,873 --> 00:21:15,740 Definitely. 464 00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:18,210 All right, that's my man. 465 00:21:18,245 --> 00:21:22,011 Lordy lordy, she hasn't aged an inch. 466 00:21:22,049 --> 00:21:25,075 Hey, boys. 467 00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:27,485 You know there's no way I can do this, right, Drama? 468 00:21:27,521 --> 00:21:30,251 Yeah, I get it, Turtle. You don't have to. 469 00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:33,226 Just sit there and hold your dick and don't fuck it up for me. 470 00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:35,251 All right. 471 00:21:35,296 --> 00:21:37,696 Oh yeah, you sexy thing. 472 00:21:42,937 --> 00:21:45,269 Actually, Johnny, Margery and I were talking, 473 00:21:45,306 --> 00:21:47,240 and we thought we'd mix things up a bit. 474 00:21:47,274 --> 00:21:49,105 Mix things up a bit how? 475 00:21:51,845 --> 00:21:53,904 I thought I reminded you of your son's friend. 476 00:21:53,948 --> 00:21:56,280 Yeah, the one I always wanted to fuck. 477 00:21:56,317 --> 00:21:58,285 You got to be shitting me. 478 00:21:58,319 --> 00:22:00,446 Oh, I'm sorry, Johnny. You know I like my boys young. 479 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,478 And you just aren't so anymore. 480 00:22:02,523 --> 00:22:06,289 Oh, let them go, honey. 481 00:22:06,327 --> 00:22:09,990 You're in for the best afternoon of your life! 482 00:22:17,638 --> 00:22:19,970 We have almost the same blood. 483 00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:22,407 How did my life go so wrong? 484 00:22:22,443 --> 00:22:25,173 Genetic mutations can be so cruel. 485 00:22:28,048 --> 00:22:30,039 - Hey. - Hey, E. 486 00:22:30,084 --> 00:22:31,312 This is Sam. 487 00:22:31,352 --> 00:22:32,580 - Hey Sam. - Hi. 488 00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:34,713 - When you get a second, can we talk? - Sure. 489 00:22:34,755 --> 00:22:36,188 Thanks. 490 00:22:36,223 --> 00:22:38,691 Uh-oh, I think I'm in trouble. 491 00:22:38,726 --> 00:22:41,820 - I'll be right back. - All right. 492 00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:43,523 So how was the day, boys? 493 00:22:43,564 --> 00:22:45,589 Well, Drama's got the cleanest asshole in America 494 00:22:45,633 --> 00:22:48,158 and I learned that passion begins after 40. 495 00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:50,329 - I'd say it was a pretty good day. - It sounds like it. 496 00:22:50,371 --> 00:22:52,737 Yo, what's up? 497 00:22:52,773 --> 00:22:54,866 Can you guys give us a minute? 498 00:22:54,908 --> 00:22:57,900 - It's my house, E. - Johnny. 499 00:22:57,945 --> 00:23:00,505 - Yeah, sure, bro. - Yeah, who knows? 500 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,481 Maybe I'll even take a girl from you this time, Vince. 501 00:23:02,516 --> 00:23:04,507 - Because I am on a hot streak. - Shut up, Turtle. 502 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:07,418 Yeah, this ain't a house. It's a condo and it ain't a big one. 503 00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:09,718 So you're mad at me? 504 00:23:09,757 --> 00:23:12,521 - You called me pizza boy. - No, I didn't. 505 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,891 Yeah, you did. You called me pizza boy just like Ari. 506 00:23:14,928 --> 00:23:18,056 I was pissed. I was down 100 grand on a soccer game. 507 00:23:18,098 --> 00:23:20,293 - What? - Yeah, don't worry. I got it all back. 508 00:23:20,334 --> 00:23:23,735 - And I won $100,000 on Brazil. - Are you fucking kidding me? 509 00:23:23,771 --> 00:23:27,104 No, come on. You wanna hit the Palm for lobbies? 510 00:23:28,542 --> 00:23:30,476 Come on, it's a good day. 511 00:23:30,511 --> 00:23:32,843 - No it's not. I'm pissed. - I'm sorry. 512 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,905 You know what? Don't give me that shit. 513 00:23:34,948 --> 00:23:37,314 You know, you tell me I'm not a filmmaker, and that's fine. 514 00:23:37,351 --> 00:23:39,478 But you know what? I found the script. 515 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,920 You didn't and Ari didn't. I picked the director. 516 00:23:41,955 --> 00:23:44,287 And I got somebody to buy this movie 517 00:23:44,325 --> 00:23:45,917 and bail us out of our financial problems. 518 00:23:45,959 --> 00:23:48,553 - What do you mean? - I brought it to Harvey. 519 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:52,463 He wants it, Vince. I got him to make us an offer. 520 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:55,059 $25 million. It takes final cut away from Billy. 521 00:23:55,102 --> 00:23:56,831 It's what's best for us and it's what's best for the movie. 522 00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,770 - You got an offer? - Yeah. 523 00:23:58,806 --> 00:24:00,933 And if we get rejected from Cannes and that goes public 524 00:24:00,974 --> 00:24:02,464 we may never get an offer like that again. 525 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:04,739 You got an offer off a trailer? 526 00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:08,145 That is amazing. 527 00:24:08,182 --> 00:24:10,673 Yeah, I can spin some dough, huh? 528 00:24:10,718 --> 00:24:13,710 Look, E, I know you're doing what you think is best, 529 00:24:13,754 --> 00:24:15,688 and I was wrong about what I said today. 530 00:24:15,723 --> 00:24:18,590 And I do appreciate how much you really have done. I really do. 531 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,924 - But is it possible you're wrong too? - How? 532 00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:23,953 About the movie. Maybe you really are too close. 533 00:24:23,997 --> 00:24:26,966 - Is that possible? - Well yeah, maybe, 534 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,991 but I'd like to be protected in case we don't get into Cannes. 535 00:24:29,036 --> 00:24:32,005 - We did get into Cannes. - What? 536 00:24:32,039 --> 00:24:34,371 The movie got into Cannes. I just talked to Walsh an hour ago. 537 00:24:34,408 --> 00:24:36,171 I don't believe it. 538 00:24:36,210 --> 00:24:39,475 Well, believe it, because you made-- we made a great film. 539 00:24:39,513 --> 00:24:41,811 A film I don't think we should sell until we get to the festival. 540 00:24:41,849 --> 00:24:45,046 - We got into Cannes? - Maybe you should watch it again. 541 00:24:45,085 --> 00:24:47,383 Maybe.