1 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:24,700 Am I nuts or would a hoodie make me look 10 years younger? 2 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:26,700 - 10 years younger than him maybe. - Blow me, E. 3 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:28,100 I don't know what you're so nervous about, Johnny. 4 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:29,600 You're just going back to work. 5 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,400 Guys at work think I'm old, bro. 6 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,600 They treat me old, and the writers write me old. 7 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:35,500 This season I'm aging down. 8 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:38,200 I'm gonna get me a storyline with someone around 19. 9 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:41,000 - He'll play your boy toy. - Would you look at this beast? 10 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,500 Looks just like the one I got at the Army/Navy in the sixth grade. 11 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:45,400 Yeah, only about two grand more. 12 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,500 Two grand just to hang with the cool kids, huh? 13 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,500 Great, Johnny, you know what? It's on me. 14 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,500 You come into some money, bro? 15 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:55,000 - No, we got into Cannes. - It's film festival, not a job, Vince. 16 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,300 Jobs are coming, E. I can feel it. 17 00:01:57,300 --> 00:02:00,000 Here's my Barneys card. Knock yourself out. 18 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:02,100 - I'll take it off my tab, bro. - Sweet. 19 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,200 We got Walsh upstairs in five. We'll see you guys later. 20 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,700 - Later. - Have fun, boys. 21 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:07,600 All right, you buying that or what, pretty woman? 22 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:11,400 Not now, Turtle. Check out that hat. 23 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,100 - What about it? - It's awesome. 24 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,500 The potheads at work will freak. 25 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,400 Potheads? You're aging yourself up with that phrase, Drama. 26 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:20,700 Yo, pretty dope lid you're sporting there, hombre. 27 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:22,600 Where'd you get it? 28 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:25,100 So maybe we should start thinking about a new house. 29 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:27,100 Yeah, maybe we should start thinking about a new job. 30 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:29,200 I told you, E, jobs are coming. 31 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,600 - God, you're so negative. - Hey! 32 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,600 - Hey, Snoop, what up? - Nothing like you got going on. 33 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,300 - What's up, Snoop? - What's up, E? 34 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,100 See you all got that "Medellin" into Cannes or is it Cannes? 35 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:40,400 - It's Cannes. - It's Cannes. 36 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,100 - Really? - Yeah. 37 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:44,400 - Either way, man, congratulations. - Thanks. 38 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:47,200 And I seen the trailer. Whoo! That motherfucker's off the hook. 39 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,800 - Trailer? - Where? 40 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:50,000 On YouTube this morning. 41 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,100 Y'all make "Blow" look like "Romper Room." 42 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:53,800 Thanks. 43 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,400 Success and nothing less, man. 44 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,900 - All right, we'll see you next time. - Peace. 45 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,400 Somebody leaked the trailer? 46 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,900 - Walsh should be happy. - I think he already isn't. 47 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:05,100 Hey, what's up, Billy? 48 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:07,600 Nothing good. Somebody put the trailer on the net. 49 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:10,200 - Yeah, I know. We just heard. - Yeah, any idea who? 50 00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:12,800 Just one. 51 00:03:12,900 --> 00:03:14,400 What, are you kidding me? 52 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,800 - I only gave it to you. - Yeah, and it's at my house. 53 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,200 Yeah, and now it's all over the fucking internet, 54 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,300 - you rat cocksucker. - Listen, E would never do that. 55 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,200 Vince, he hated the movie. He was wrong. 56 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:26,500 Now he's trying to sabotage it no matter what it does to you. 57 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:28,600 - Fuck you. - No, fuck you. 58 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:30,500 You suck at your job. You got a Napoleonic complex, 59 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,500 and I'm gonna fuck your mother if I ever meet her. 60 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,300 - Get your finger out of my face. - Or what? 61 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:36,200 - It's gonna end up up your ass. - Why don't you admit 62 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,700 that you're a traitorous pussy and you like to suck cock? 63 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:40,700 Hey hey hey! 64 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,600 Are you sure the kid said 7263 Melrose? 65 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,600 Yeah, right next to Albano's. 66 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:53,700 This don't look like a clothing store. 67 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,500 Look again. 68 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:00,100 You smell that? 69 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:02,700 Yeah, Albano's. We'll get a slice of pepperoni after. 70 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:05,000 I'm not talking about pizza. 71 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,900 That's some fine herb. 72 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:08,900 Yeah, what is this place? 73 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,600 Heaven maybe. 74 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:18,300 - Can I help you fellas? - Yes, I believe you can. 75 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:22,200 I would like to purchase one black California homegrown trucker hat, 76 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,200 similar to the one on that fella over there. 77 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:26,100 Sure, chief, soon as I see your card. 78 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,300 Card, what card? 79 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,400 The card that says you're allowed in. 80 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,800 Why wouldn't I be allowed in? 81 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:38,000 I hope there are no discriminatory practices going on here, because-- 82 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,900 Is this a medical marijuana facility? 83 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,900 Uh-huh, and no card, no service. 84 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,200 Wow. Yo, something about getting my weed legally 85 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,800 just never seemed right, but this looks okay. 86 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:48,900 It is okay. 87 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:50,900 Look, I don't want any weed. I just want the hat. 88 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:54,800 Well, you can't get that hat, not without a card. Sorry. 89 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,800 Come on, Drama, it's just a hat. 90 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,100 It's not just a hat, Turtle. 91 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,400 It's the key to me landing the cover of "Tiger Beat." 92 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,200 Where do I get one of these cards? 93 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:04,500 You need a doctor's prescription. 94 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,500 Yeah, that's great, just great. 95 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,500 - Let's go, Drama. - Where to? 96 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,800 Get you checked out. I know a guy, come on. 97 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,400 Hey, E, you're not gonna take Ari down too, are you? 98 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,700 That's funny, Vince, but this kid's had it coming for a long time. 99 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,700 But in the middle of Barneys? 100 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,800 You're right. I should have done it a month ago on set 101 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,900 - and saved myself the ulcer. - You're lucky you didn't get arrested. 102 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:25,600 He's lucky that busboy was there to pull me off. 103 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,400 I would have fuckin' killed him. Hey, Lloyd. 104 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,300 Ooh, somebody's got a sexy tear in their shirt. 105 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,300 Oh, man, I just bought this. 106 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:33,700 No need to get upset. If you take it off I could sew it 107 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,700 good as new in a mere moment. 108 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:38,200 Save your homoerotic slave labor for me, Lloyd. 109 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:40,500 E, don't take your shirt off. I don't want anyone going blind 110 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,300 from the reflection off your translucent boy chest. 111 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:45,400 Don't start with E, Ari. He's very aggressive today. 112 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,000 Ooh, that's scary. 113 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,000 So my services are not required? 114 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:51,200 - Thanks anyway. - Let's do this. 115 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:52,700 Did you hear about the trailer? 116 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,200 That's all I've been hearing about. 117 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,400 Lloyd, how many calls have we gotten already about Vince? 118 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,900 A baker's dozen, at least. 119 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Including Jeff Katzenberg, who called and said 120 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,900 it was like when he saw the "Ray" trailer 121 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,900 and knew that Jamie Foxx was gonna get an Oscar nom. 122 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,700 - So this is good news? - No, this is not good news. 123 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:10,000 Good news is when the wife agrees to eat box for your birthday. 124 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,000 - This is great news! - I told you things 125 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,700 - were gonna start turning. - They are turning fast. 126 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:17,100 Every studio in town wants to take a meeting. 127 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,200 But I only wanna take one meeting with one studio, 128 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,900 - if you guys are still onboard. - Still onboard with what? 129 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,700 Well, even though I pretty much find E useless, 130 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:27,900 - he did slip me this one year ago. - Wow, you remembered this, Ari. 131 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:29,200 Don't get all misty on me, E. 132 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,500 "Lost in the Clouds," about the hiker up Mount Annapurna. 133 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:35,200 - I love that story. - It is on a fast track. Good eye, E. 134 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,100 Guess who's in control of this one-- Dana Gordon. 135 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:40,800 Dana Gordon? She hates you, doesn't she? 136 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,000 - Only until she loves me again. - You got her fired, Ari. 137 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:45,300 Yes, I did, but now she's got a new bigger job. 138 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,900 It would have taken her years without a good goddamn kick in the ass. 139 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,900 Plus, I got pictures, slides actually, of her 140 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,700 begging me. You know what I'm saying? So here's the deal. 141 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:56,700 Now I am ready 142 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:59,700 to clear my calendar and focus on one mission 143 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:02,200 if you choose to accept. Do you choose? 144 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,700 - Absolutely. - Get us a payday, Ari. 145 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:07,000 Choose some clothes other than the ones from the Salvation Army, E. 146 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:09,700 - This is Ralph Lauren, Ari. - One more thing-- 147 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:12,700 my boy Elvis Mitchell, former superstar critic of the "New York Times," 148 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,900 is in town doing a piece for "lnterview" magazine 149 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:17,600 about the brains behind "Medellin"-- and you too, E. 150 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:19,500 - Really? - Nice. 151 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,300 Gotta keep that momentum pushing. 152 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:22,900 Can you do early drinks at the Beverly Wilshire? 153 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,000 - Sure. - And call Walsh. 154 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:27,700 No problem. 155 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,700 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 156 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:34,300 - I gotta use my real name? - You want the card? 157 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,300 I wanna improve my image, Turtle, 158 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:37,800 not end up as an "Us Weekly" headline. 159 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,600 You should be so lucky, and this is not headline material. 160 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,500 This is perfectly legal. 161 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:44,900 All you have to do is convince them that there's something wrong with you. 162 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,500 But there's not. I'm the picture of health. 163 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:51,900 Hey, kid, what are you claiming? 164 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:54,800 Nerve damage from a skateboarding accident. 165 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,300 Huh... and you? 166 00:07:57,300 --> 00:08:01,000 Same, but from a car accident. 167 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,900 How about you on a motorcycle accident? 168 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:06,700 - And I have nerve damage? - Sure, why not? 169 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:09,600 Because I'm too physically fit to have nerve damage, Turtle. 170 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,900 - Look at these pipes. - Oh, God. 171 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:13,600 - Johnny Chase. - Right here. 172 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,600 Follow me. 173 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:17,500 What are you gonna go with? 174 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:20,100 My improv skills. 175 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,900 You have Legionnaires' disease? 176 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,500 That's right. 177 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,500 Legionnaires' disease is a chronic lung disorder. 178 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,600 I know. It's terrible. 179 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:31,000 Mr. Chase, I don't think smoking marijuana 180 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,500 is the right treatment for a chronic lung disease, do you? 181 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:38,300 Well, you're the doc. 182 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:41,900 Typically, medical marijuana is used to treat nausea 183 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:45,000 - as related to cancer. - I don't have cancer. 184 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,300 - Crohn's disease? - What's that? 185 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:51,300 Intestinal problems, extreme bouts of diarrhea? 186 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:52,800 Thank you, no. 187 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:55,700 - AlDS? - Tested biweekly. No no. 188 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:59,000 I think we're at a stalemate here. 189 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,500 Hey, Doc, can I be honest with you? 190 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,100 I don't want any pot. 191 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,300 I just want the hat that they sell at the place. 192 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:06,700 That's all. Just a hat. 193 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:08,800 Well, could I be honest with you? 194 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:12,000 I can't give you a card unless you give me a legitimate reason to. 195 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:15,400 So will you give me one? 196 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:18,400 - Can I go back to Crohn's disease? - You already said no. 197 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,300 - What else is there? - Well, you can't think of anything? 198 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:24,300 No, I'm usually so good on my feet. Fuck, I need that hat. 199 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:27,400 Why? What is so important about this hat? 200 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,000 Doc, in my line of work, you gotta do everything you can 201 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:33,800 to look young. And since I dare not stick a Botox needle 202 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:37,200 in my face for fear of losing my comic expressiveness, 203 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,500 this hat is all I got. 204 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:43,300 You seem like an anxious person. Is this a fair assessment? 205 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:45,100 - Well... - Do you feel nervous 206 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:47,100 for no apparent reason? 207 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:49,900 - Sometimes. - Hyperventilating? 208 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,700 I do have a history of panic attacks. 209 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,800 - Beautiful. - I think it's hereditary. 210 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:55,200 Well, go get yourself a hat. 211 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,700 And do yourself a favor-- while you're there, 212 00:09:57,700 --> 00:10:01,300 pick up some nice chill weed and smoke just a little. 213 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:05,100 I think you're gonna find your life just a tad more manageable. 214 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,000 Trust me. 215 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:12,500 - Thank you, Doc. - You're welcome. 216 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,300 There is no fucking way I'm apologizing to that jerkoff, Vince. 217 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,200 - Forget it. - I'm not asking you to apologize, 218 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:19,000 - but you have to talk to him. - Why? 219 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:21,600 Why? Because he's our director and we have a movie to finish. 220 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,700 I can finish the movie without saying dick to him. 221 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:27,300 - He doesn't listen to me anyway. - And what about tonight? 222 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:28,900 You go. Elvis Mitchell doesn't care about me. 223 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:31,600 E, the guy's trying to write a story about three guys from New York 224 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:34,400 who made a movie, not two. You understand? 225 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,000 All right, fine, I'll go. But you better tell Walsh 226 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:38,100 not to fucking antagonize me or it's gonna get ugly. 227 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,100 - All right. - I'm serious. 228 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,700 Okay. 229 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:45,200 - She in? - No, you cannot go in there, Mr. Gold. 230 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:48,100 How is the most fuckable president of production in town? 231 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,500 Ari, get the fuck out. 232 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:53,000 I brought Cristal and Sprinkles cupcakes. Your favorite. 233 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Or is it mine? What's the difference? 234 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,300 We used to eat everything off each other anyway. 235 00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:59,400 I have to call you back. 236 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,300 What do you want, Ari? 237 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,800 Have you seen Vince's trailer? 238 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,300 - I have. It's good. - Oh, please. 239 00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:08,800 It's fucking great. Gonna be downloaded more times than Britney's beaver shot. 240 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,200 - Point? - Point is I just left him. 241 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:13,100 He loves "Lost in the Clouds" enough 242 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,500 to let you scoop him up before every studio in town begs 243 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,300 for his services. I'm telling you, Dana, 244 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:21,400 buy him today for half of what you pay for him tomorrow. 245 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,100 I can't. 246 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,000 Dana, do not hold our personal problems against Vince. 247 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:29,100 Ari, Vince would be great for this, but Curtis Hanson is directing. 248 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:32,100 - Vince loves Curtis. - And we already have an offer 249 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:34,300 - out to someone. I hope to close today. - Motherfucker. 250 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:36,800 - Who? - Heath Ledger. 251 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,600 Sorry, Ari. 252 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,800 But this is good. 253 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:47,000 Lay off the icing, Dana. Looks like your hips could use a breather. 254 00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:55,800 Lloyd, I need information on Heath Ledger. 255 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,400 44-inch chest, Aries, 256 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,000 and he loves rainy days and black-and-white movies. 257 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:03,100 Who represents him, Lloyd? 258 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,200 Josh Weinstein. 259 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:08,200 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 260 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:11,100 Sorry, Ari, that was a reflex. 261 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:13,200 This is gonna be easier than I thought. 262 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,800 - What is? - You have any queen spies 263 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:15,900 at the Weinstein office? 264 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,600 I have spies at every office, Ari. Doctors, lawyers-- 265 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,000 - Find out where he's eating lunch. - What are you up to, Ari? 266 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,800 Sabotage, Lloyd. Agency 101. 267 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,400 Oh, goody. 268 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,800 We haven't had a stealth adventure in a while. 269 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,500 You know I don't smoke weed during the work season. 270 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:29,900 Yeah, but you heard the doc. 271 00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:31,900 He said you're nervous. You ought to try something. 272 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:34,000 Turtle, if you wanted the weed, why didn't you get the card? 273 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,500 I just wanted to see if something happened to you first. 274 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:38,700 Well, nothing did. Check out that bad boy right there. 275 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,700 Impressive. What's wrong with you? 276 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:43,100 - Panic disorder. - I'll buy that. 277 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,300 Yo, where the hats at? 278 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,500 - Oh, yeah. - Oh! 279 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,300 Hey, can I help you guys? 280 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:59,800 Yes, what's the largest amount that one can legally-- 281 00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:02,000 with the card-- purchase? 282 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,000 - How much do they need? - Maybe 2 lbs. 283 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,500 Listen, just give him the most you can of the strongest you got. 284 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:11,900 Me, I'll take one jet-black California homegrown trucker hat. 285 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:15,300 No bag necessary. I'll be wearing it out. 286 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:22,200 Oh, yeah. Now I'm ready for work. 287 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:24,400 Me too. 288 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:27,700 Vinnie, Vinnie, that little cunt sucker-punched me, man, 289 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:29,900 the biggest bitch move in the world. 290 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,700 Billy, you did scream he likes to suck cock. 291 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:34,800 I want that little undersized douche in the ring anytime, anywhere. 292 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,700 Billy, this is getting ridiculous. 293 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:39,800 No, what's ridiculous is that one of the producers of our film seems intent 294 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,700 - on taking it down. - Taking it down? 295 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,900 The whole town is freaking over the trailer. 296 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:45,400 Yo, I wasn't ready yet. 297 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,300 Well, either way, I'm telling you he did not leak it. 298 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,200 Get him on a lie detector then. I'll pay for the thing. 299 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,000 - Oh, Billy, come on. - You don't doubt him even for a minute? 300 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,100 The guy tried to sell our movie behind your back. 301 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,100 Billy, he's like my brother. 302 00:13:57,200 --> 00:14:00,400 I've known him since I'm six years old. I have zero doubt. 303 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,800 You understand? 304 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,900 I do. You're a loyal guy, and I respect that. 305 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,900 So please respect that I need you there tonight. 306 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,800 And I need you both to get along during this interview 307 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,600 for the sake of the movie. 308 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,000 Okay, Vince, for you and for the movie, but you tell him 309 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,700 one look, one word, one smirk, and he's going down hard. 310 00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:19,100 I'll see you there. It's all good. 311 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,100 He understands it's all about the movie. 312 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,700 - He's gonna be on his best behavior. - Yeah, well, he better be. 313 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,400 There he is. There he is. 314 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:32,000 Keep the moistness out of your pants, Lloyd, and just wait. 315 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,300 Let him see us. Let him come to us, all right? 316 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,300 Hey, Ari, how are you? What, we still got beef? 317 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:42,700 No beef, Josh. This is my assistant Lloyd. 318 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:45,200 - Hey. - Josh used to be you, Lloyd. 319 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,900 Oh, Josh Weinstein. Ari's always yelling at me, 320 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,700 "Lloyd, why can't you be more like Josh Weinstein?" 321 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,900 Really? That's cool. 322 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:55,300 What are you up to, Josh? 323 00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:58,200 Nothing much, man, just working with Heath. 324 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,600 - Ledger-- I'm sure you've heard. - I did not hear. 325 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,000 No, but that's fantastic. Terrific. I love Heath. 326 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,200 Oh yeah. He's huge, and he's mine. 327 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,300 - Mmm. - You would have been so proud of me. 328 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:09,000 - It was just how you taught me. - Yeah? 329 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,500 - I was in a Team Ledger meeting... - Uh-huh? 330 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,700 threw out a couple of suggestions-- oh, did his point guy get pissed! 331 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,800 But Heath loved my ideas. 332 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,300 Bam! Now he only listens to what I say. 333 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,200 Where are you steering him now, Josh? 334 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,900 We're about to close on "Lost in the Clouds." 335 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,100 Really? 336 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,700 Yeah, what? You don't like it? 337 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,500 No no no, you know, I shouldn't say anything. 338 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:30,600 Excuse me, miss, uh, could we be seated now? Thanks. 339 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,500 - Right this way, Mr. Gold. - All right. 340 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,800 Are you just being a hater, or you really got something to say? 341 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,900 Listen, do you really want Heath up on another mountain 342 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,400 playing gay again? I mean, come on, 343 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,000 "Brokeback" is still in people's minds. 344 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,300 Very much so. 345 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,900 Gay? What are you talking about, Ari? 346 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,900 This is supposed to be a badass mountain climber. 347 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:49,300 Maybe. Did you read the book, Josh? 348 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,500 I mean, there is a reason why he chose the handsome Sherpa 349 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:54,300 who was educated at Oxford to show him up the mountain. 350 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:57,200 I was thinking about The Rock for the Sherpa. 351 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,300 Oof. 352 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:02,800 There is an image. Look, Josh, I don't mean to tell you your business, 353 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,500 but what do you think they were doing in that cave for two weeks? 354 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:08,000 They were using each other's asses as hand warmers. 355 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,900 The love affair-- it's the subtext of the whole script, 356 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,900 even if it doesn't overtly make the movie. 357 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,900 I think Heath and The Rock will make a hot couple, Josh. 358 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,700 I wouldn't worry about it at all. 359 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:20,400 You've got my $10.50. 360 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,000 I gotta go call Heath. Excuse me, guys. 361 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000 Sorry, guys. 362 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 What do you think? 363 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,300 When you told me your plan, I thought it was simple and stupid. 364 00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:32,600 - Uh-huh, and now? - Brilliant and complex. 365 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,800 There you go. A couple of shots, huh, Lloyd? 366 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,400 Okay, Ari Gold, okay. 367 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,500 Excuse me, miss, can we get a couple of woo-woos over here? 368 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,600 What the fuck is a woo-woo? 369 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,300 Woo-woo! 370 00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:49,000 - Hey, Johnny. - Hey, gorgeous. 371 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,700 - What up, playas? - Looking good, Johnny Drama. 372 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,300 Feeling good, J.J., feeling good. 373 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,800 Hey, Angela, how's it hanging, baby? 374 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,300 Hey, Johnny. How was your hiatus? 375 00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,400 Any better-- I'd be guilty. 376 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,400 Gary! Yo! 377 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,600 - Drama, what up, dawg? - What up, biatches? 378 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,000 Johnny, what's up, man? You look good. 379 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,700 - Yeah? - Yeah. You lose weight or what? 380 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,800 Maybe a couple pounds. I've been hitting the gym, doing two a day. 381 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,700 Nice. Hey, we should work out sometime. 382 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,200 If you think you can keep up with my regimen. 383 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,600 Yo, man, that's a sweet hat. 384 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,300 - This little thing? - Yeah. 385 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,500 - It's a'ight. - A'ight? Dude, it's awesome. 386 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,000 Killer, man. 387 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,100 That's from that medical marijuana joint, huh, Drama? 388 00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,500 - Yeah. - Dude, I hear they got 389 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,800 the illest OG Kush there. 390 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:32,000 Let's just say membership has its privileges. 391 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:34,300 Nice, Drama. Dude, you just turned this 392 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,200 into one very sweet new season. 393 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,800 - Yeah? - Fuck yeah, dude. 394 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,800 Yo, what the hell we waitin' for, boys? 395 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,900 Let's hit Drama's trailer, spark it up. 396 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,900 - Come on. - Uh... 397 00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:46,400 Don't even tell me you didn't bring any for us, Drama. 398 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,400 Of course I did. It's in the car. 399 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,900 - Yeah! - Yeah, all right! 400 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,600 - I'll go get it. - All right! 401 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:56,600 Dude, he's the man. We're hooking up. 402 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,500 Come on, Turtle, pick it up. 403 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,500 - Yo. - Yo, did you finish all my weed? 404 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,500 Nah, not all of it. 405 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,200 I need you on the set with whatever's left, now. 406 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,500 I'm not moving too fast, Drama. This is some powerful shit. 407 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,100 Now, Turtle, now! 408 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,800 - Vince. - Hey, Elvis. 409 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,100 - How are you? - Great. 410 00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:28,900 Good to see you. Haven't seen you since Sundance. 411 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,700 - Yeah, that's right. - How have you been? 412 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,100 - Very well. And you? - Good. 413 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,000 This is my producer and manager, Eric Murphy. 414 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,400 - Nice to meet you, Elvis. - How are you? 415 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,200 - I'm well. How are you? - I'm good, thanks. 416 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,200 And here's Mr. Walsh now. 417 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,200 Mr. Mitchell. 418 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,600 - Pleasure to meet you. - How are you? 419 00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,600 So, uh... 420 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:48,400 how charming do we have to be to get the cover? 421 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,900 - Who told you, Ari? - Told me what, Dana? 422 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,900 What are you talking about? I was just calling to apologize. 423 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:58,200 You know, I thought maybe I was a little rude earlier. 424 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,200 - Brian Grazer, how are you, man? - Yeah. Hey. 425 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:02,400 Good to see you. Listen, the real "American Gangster." Everything good? 426 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,100 Yeah, it's good, but I'll see you in a while. 427 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:06,300 Yes, you will. Can we put Vinnie and Russell together? 428 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,900 - Yeah. - We will. Dana, listen, 429 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,200 I know that deep down my behavior really turns you on, 430 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,800 but in case it really doesn't, then yes, I am sorry. 431 00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:16,500 Whatever. Heath's off "Lost in the Clouds." 432 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,400 - Really? - Yeah, it turns out 433 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,200 he's got some passion project he wants to direct. 434 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:25,300 A very interesting turn of events out of nowhere. 435 00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:27,700 And an even stranger one that I'm calling you now. 436 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,400 Well, you tell Curtis that Vinnie is in. 437 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:32,300 You know, I would love to, 438 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,300 but Curtis is out. 439 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:37,500 Wanted to only work with Heath on this and no one else. 440 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,500 Jesus. Uh, so now what? 441 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,100 So now my fast-track film has hit the skids. 442 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,500 Smoke smoke smoke smoke 443 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,100 smoke smoke smoke smoke 444 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,400 smoke smoke smoke... 445 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,900 ...smoke smoke smoke... 446 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,900 Oh yeah, baby. 447 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,900 Whoo! Yeah! 448 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,300 Take it easy, Drama. That shit's strong. 449 00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,300 Hey, everyone, Turtle here thinks he's my dad, 450 00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,000 thinks I should slow down. 451 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,400 Don't worry, bro, he's cool. 452 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,600 See, Turtle? I'm cool. 453 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,400 - Yeah. - All right, I'm up. 454 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,100 - You just went, Drama. - Just hit me, bitch. 455 00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:20,600 - It's not your turn, Drama. - Just fucking hit me, man. 456 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,100 You don't have any cards, Drama. 457 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,300 Well, get me some motherfucking cards then, son. 458 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,800 All right, dawg. 459 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:30,900 Ooh. 460 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:33,200 Hit me. 461 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,000 Oh! 462 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,100 Strip or smoke. 463 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,000 Well, there's no way I'm taking these boxers off 464 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,500 and humiliating all the other men in here, so... 465 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,400 I'll strip for you. 466 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,400 I'll take that... 467 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,700 and I'll smoke. Pack that shit tight. 468 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,900 You're out of your mind, Drama. 469 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:53,600 Smoke smoke smoke... 470 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,800 Whoa whoa whoa. 471 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,400 Are you okay, Drama? 472 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,200 What? 473 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,900 Are you okay? 474 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:18,700 Why is everyone looking at me? 475 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,800 'Cause you're talking. 476 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,200 - I'm not talking, you're talking. - Relax, Drama. 477 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:25,900 I can't relax. My pulse is skyrocketing. 478 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,500 - Check my pulse. - Oh shit, dude. 479 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,700 Someone is bugging out. 480 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,900 I'm not bugging out. My mouth is just dry. I need some water. 481 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:36,100 Bug out! Bug out! Bug out... 482 00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:41,700 No, I'm not bugging out. Give me water. 483 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:44,800 Someone get me some water. Get me some water! 484 00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:47,200 Bug out! Bug out... 485 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:49,400 Turtle, why won't they help me? 486 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:54,100 Why don't you just help yourself and embrace it? 487 00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:57,200 Yeah, I'm bugging out. 488 00:21:57,300 --> 00:22:00,000 - Yeah. - I'm bugging out! 489 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,500 Smoke smoke smoke--! 490 00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:11,100 So we're standing on the side of this mountain 491 00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:14,700 overlooking this place that Pablo Escobar terrorized 492 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:17,300 over a decade, and we're going, 493 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:21,400 "What is the flaw in humanity that makes people act so cruel?" 494 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,800 - Elvis, it was amazing. - It was very inspiring. 495 00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,700 - Mm-hmm. - What did you think, Eric? 496 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:27,700 Oh, Eric wasn't there. 497 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:29,700 I was at base camp preparing for the next scene. 498 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:31,900 Eric wasn't necessarily on set a lot. 499 00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:34,200 I was wherever I needed to be, wherever that was. 500 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,500 Eric has the toughest job and he'll probably get the least amount of credit. 501 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:40,800 But he's the smallest so he doesn't need as much credit as big people. 502 00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:43,900 Yeah. Then again, my ego isn't half as big as Billy's. 503 00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:46,400 Shit, Simon Cowell's ego isn't as big. 504 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:50,000 - You guys have an amazing rapport. - Don't they? 505 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,700 The three of you. Did you all grow up together? 506 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,000 No, just me and E. 507 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,200 "Tiny E"-- that's our nickname for him. 508 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,000 You can print that. 509 00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:03,200 Thanks again, guys. 510 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:04,400 - Take care, Elvis. - Thank you. 511 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:06,400 - Good luck at Cannes. - Thank you. 512 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:09,400 - You fucking prick. - Lick my balls, bitch. 513 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,000 What, you want me to whip your ass again, you fucking hack? 514 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,300 - Hack? Let's go, right here. - Yeah, you're a fucking hack. 515 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:17,100 Shut the fuck up! 516 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,600 Seriously. 517 00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:21,700 E, get in the fucking car. Go. 518 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,400 You'd better run, pussy. 519 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,200 - Run? - E. 520 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:32,000 I'm sorry, man. I just hate him. 521 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,600 Talk to you later, Billy. 522 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,100 Don't be mad at me, Vinnie. 523 00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:40,100 Drive away now. Drive away if you know what's good for you. 524 00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:41,900 - Are you fucking serious? - Oh, what, it's me? 525 00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:44,800 Walsh is a mess. I mean, look at him. He's a crazy artist. 526 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,700 - Arghh-hh-hh! - You're not. 527 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,800 You're supposed to have your head on your shoulders, right? 528 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:53,200 Right. No, you're right, Vince, I'm sorry. 529 00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:55,600 But six more weeks and that's it. 530 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:57,800 We finish posting this movie, we go to Cannes, 531 00:23:57,900 --> 00:23:59,900 and then I never see or speak to this fuck again, ever. 532 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,400 - Fine. - Fine. 533 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,800 Hey, what's up, Ari? 534 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,800 Who wants to climb Mount Annapurna? 535 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,200 We got it? 536 00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:09,100 - We got it. - That's sick. 537 00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:12,000 No, what's sick is I also got E on as a producer. 538 00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:13,600 - Nice. - How did you do that? 539 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:16,300 By using the hype to sell them the dream-team package. 540 00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:17,600 Oh yeah? Who's the dream team? 541 00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:19,800 Team "Medellin," baby. Vinnie stars, 542 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,100 you produce, Walsh directs. 543 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,400 Boom! 544 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,400 Fuck me.