1 00:01:20,983 --> 00:01:24,111 Am I nuts or would a hoodie make me look 10 years younger? 2 00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:26,143 - 10 years younger than him maybe. - Blow me, E. 3 00:01:26,188 --> 00:01:27,553 I don't know what you're so nervous about, Johnny. 4 00:01:27,589 --> 00:01:29,022 You're just going back to work. 5 00:01:29,057 --> 00:01:30,820 Guys at work think I'm old, bro. 6 00:01:30,859 --> 00:01:33,089 They treat me old, and the writers write me old. 7 00:01:33,128 --> 00:01:34,959 This season I'm aging down. 8 00:01:34,997 --> 00:01:37,693 I'm gonna get me a storyline with someone around 19. 9 00:01:37,733 --> 00:01:40,429 - He'll play your boy toy. - Would you look at this beast? 10 00:01:40,469 --> 00:01:42,937 Looks just like the one I got at the Army/Navy in the sixth grade. 11 00:01:42,971 --> 00:01:44,836 Yeah, only about two grand more. 12 00:01:44,873 --> 00:01:46,966 Two grand just to hang with the cool kids, huh? 13 00:01:47,009 --> 00:01:49,978 Great, Johnny, you know what? It's on me. 14 00:01:50,012 --> 00:01:51,912 You come into some money, bro? 15 00:01:51,947 --> 00:01:54,438 - No, we got into Cannes. - It's film festival, not a job, Vince. 16 00:01:54,483 --> 00:01:56,747 Jobs are coming, E. I can feel it. 17 00:01:56,785 --> 00:01:59,481 Here's my Barneys card. Knock yourself out. 18 00:01:59,521 --> 00:02:01,580 - I'll take it off my tab, bro. - Sweet. 19 00:02:01,623 --> 00:02:03,648 We got Walsh upstairs in five. We'll see you guys later. 20 00:02:03,692 --> 00:02:05,125 - Later. - Have fun, boys. 21 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,025 All right, you buying that or what, pretty woman? 22 00:02:07,062 --> 00:02:10,862 Not now, Turtle. Check out that hat. 23 00:02:10,899 --> 00:02:12,594 - What about it? - It's awesome. 24 00:02:12,634 --> 00:02:14,966 The potheads at work will freak. 25 00:02:15,003 --> 00:02:17,870 Potheads? You're aging yourself up with that phrase, Drama. 26 00:02:17,906 --> 00:02:20,136 Yo, pretty dope lid you're sporting there, hombre. 27 00:02:20,175 --> 00:02:22,006 Where'd you get it? 28 00:02:22,044 --> 00:02:24,535 So maybe we should start thinking about a new house. 29 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:26,547 Yeah, maybe we should start thinking about a new job. 30 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:28,606 I told you, E, jobs are coming. 31 00:02:28,650 --> 00:02:31,050 - God, you're so negative. - Hey! 32 00:02:31,086 --> 00:02:34,055 - Hey, Snoop, what up? - Nothing like you got going on. 33 00:02:34,089 --> 00:02:35,784 - What's up, Snoop? - What's up, E? 34 00:02:35,824 --> 00:02:38,520 See you all got that "Medellin" into Cannes or is it Cannes? 35 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:39,857 - It's Cannes. - It's Cannes. 36 00:02:39,895 --> 00:02:41,556 - Really? - Yeah. 37 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:43,894 - Either way, man, congratulations. - Thanks. 38 00:02:43,932 --> 00:02:46,628 And I seen the trailer. Whoo! That motherfucker's off the hook. 39 00:02:46,668 --> 00:02:48,260 - Trailer? - Where? 40 00:02:48,303 --> 00:02:49,429 On YouTube this morning. 41 00:02:49,471 --> 00:02:51,530 Y'all make "Blow" look like "Romper Room." 42 00:02:51,573 --> 00:02:53,234 Thanks. 43 00:02:53,275 --> 00:02:54,867 Success and nothing less, man. 44 00:02:54,910 --> 00:02:57,378 - All right, we'll see you next time. - Peace. 45 00:02:57,412 --> 00:02:58,811 Somebody leaked the trailer? 46 00:02:58,847 --> 00:03:02,339 - Walsh should be happy. - I think he already isn't. 47 00:03:02,384 --> 00:03:04,511 Hey, what's up, Billy? 48 00:03:04,553 --> 00:03:07,021 Nothing good. Somebody put the trailer on the net. 49 00:03:07,055 --> 00:03:09,683 - Yeah, I know. We just heard. - Yeah, any idea who? 50 00:03:09,724 --> 00:03:12,284 Just one. 51 00:03:12,327 --> 00:03:13,885 What, are you kidding me? 52 00:03:13,929 --> 00:03:16,227 - I only gave it to you. - Yeah, and it's at my house. 53 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:18,630 Yeah, and now it's all over the fucking internet, 54 00:03:18,667 --> 00:03:21,761 - you rat cocksucker. - Listen, E would never do that. 55 00:03:21,803 --> 00:03:23,668 Vince, he hated the movie. He was wrong. 56 00:03:23,705 --> 00:03:25,935 Now he's trying to sabotage it no matter what it does to you. 57 00:03:25,974 --> 00:03:28,067 - Fuck you. - No, fuck you. 58 00:03:28,110 --> 00:03:29,975 You suck at your job. You got a Napoleonic complex, 59 00:03:30,011 --> 00:03:31,979 and I'm gonna fuck your mother if I ever meet her. 60 00:03:32,013 --> 00:03:33,708 - Get your finger out of my face. - Or what? 61 00:03:33,748 --> 00:03:35,648 - It's gonna end up up your ass. - Why don't you admit 62 00:03:35,684 --> 00:03:38,152 that you're a traitorous pussy and you like to suck cock? 63 00:03:38,186 --> 00:03:40,154 Hey hey hey! 64 00:03:44,693 --> 00:03:48,060 Are you sure the kid said 7263 Melrose? 65 00:03:48,096 --> 00:03:50,030 Yeah, right next to Albano's. 66 00:03:50,065 --> 00:03:53,125 This don't look like a clothing store. 67 00:03:54,936 --> 00:03:56,927 Look again. 68 00:03:58,106 --> 00:03:59,505 You smell that? 69 00:03:59,541 --> 00:04:02,101 Yeah, Albano's. We'll get a slice of pepperoni after. 70 00:04:02,144 --> 00:04:04,408 I'm not talking about pizza. 71 00:04:04,446 --> 00:04:06,346 That's some fine herb. 72 00:04:06,381 --> 00:04:08,372 Yeah, what is this place? 73 00:04:11,052 --> 00:04:13,043 Heaven maybe. 74 00:04:15,190 --> 00:04:17,784 - Can I help you fellas? - Yes, I believe you can. 75 00:04:17,826 --> 00:04:21,626 I would like to purchase one black California homegrown trucker hat, 76 00:04:21,663 --> 00:04:23,688 similar to the one on that fella over there. 77 00:04:23,732 --> 00:04:25,563 Sure, chief, soon as I see your card. 78 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,795 Card, what card? 79 00:04:27,836 --> 00:04:29,827 The card that says you're allowed in. 80 00:04:32,274 --> 00:04:34,299 Why wouldn't I be allowed in? 81 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:37,402 I hope there are no discriminatory practices going on here, because-- 82 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:39,379 Is this a medical marijuana facility? 83 00:04:39,414 --> 00:04:42,383 Uh-huh, and no card, no service. 84 00:04:42,417 --> 00:04:44,681 Wow. Yo, something about getting my weed legally 85 00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:47,244 just never seemed right, but this looks okay. 86 00:04:47,289 --> 00:04:48,347 It is okay. 87 00:04:48,390 --> 00:04:50,358 Look, I don't want any weed. I just want the hat. 88 00:04:50,392 --> 00:04:54,226 Well, you can't get that hat, not without a card. Sorry. 89 00:04:54,262 --> 00:04:56,230 Come on, Drama, it's just a hat. 90 00:04:56,264 --> 00:04:57,595 It's not just a hat, Turtle. 91 00:04:57,632 --> 00:04:59,827 It's the key to me landing the cover of "Tiger Beat." 92 00:04:59,868 --> 00:05:01,699 Where do I get one of these cards? 93 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:03,966 You need a doctor's prescription. 94 00:05:04,005 --> 00:05:05,973 Yeah, that's great, just great. 95 00:05:06,007 --> 00:05:07,941 - Let's go, Drama. - Where to? 96 00:05:07,976 --> 00:05:10,240 Get you checked out. I know a guy, come on. 97 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,810 Hey, E, you're not gonna take Ari down too, are you? 98 00:05:14,849 --> 00:05:17,181 That's funny, Vince, but this kid's had it coming for a long time. 99 00:05:17,219 --> 00:05:19,187 But in the middle of Barneys? 100 00:05:19,221 --> 00:05:21,212 You're right. I should have done it a month ago on set 101 00:05:21,256 --> 00:05:23,349 - and saved myself the ulcer. - You're lucky you didn't get arrested. 102 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:25,086 He's lucky that busboy was there to pull me off. 103 00:05:25,126 --> 00:05:26,855 I would have fuckin' killed him. Hey, Lloyd. 104 00:05:26,895 --> 00:05:28,795 Ooh, somebody's got a sexy tear in their shirt. 105 00:05:28,830 --> 00:05:30,764 Oh, man, I just bought this. 106 00:05:30,799 --> 00:05:33,165 No need to get upset. If you take it off I could sew it 107 00:05:33,201 --> 00:05:35,101 good as new in a mere moment. 108 00:05:35,136 --> 00:05:37,627 Save your homoerotic slave labor for me, Lloyd. 109 00:05:37,672 --> 00:05:39,902 E, don't take your shirt off. I don't want anyone going blind 110 00:05:39,941 --> 00:05:42,739 from the reflection off your translucent boy chest. 111 00:05:42,777 --> 00:05:44,870 Don't start with E, Ari. He's very aggressive today. 112 00:05:44,913 --> 00:05:46,403 Ooh, that's scary. 113 00:05:46,448 --> 00:05:48,473 So my services are not required? 114 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:50,677 - Thanks anyway. - Let's do this. 115 00:05:50,719 --> 00:05:52,186 Did you hear about the trailer? 116 00:05:52,220 --> 00:05:53,619 That's all I've been hearing about. 117 00:05:53,655 --> 00:05:55,816 Lloyd, how many calls have we gotten already about Vince? 118 00:05:55,857 --> 00:05:57,381 A baker's dozen, at least. 119 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:59,416 Including Jeff Katzenberg, who called and said 120 00:05:59,461 --> 00:06:01,395 it was like when he saw the "Ray" trailer 121 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:03,397 and knew that Jamie Foxx was gonna get an Oscar nom. 122 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:06,127 - So this is good news? - No, this is not good news. 123 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:09,432 Good news is when the wife agrees to eat box for your birthday. 124 00:06:09,471 --> 00:06:12,440 - This is great news! - I told you things 125 00:06:12,474 --> 00:06:14,135 - were gonna start turning. - They are turning fast. 126 00:06:14,175 --> 00:06:16,575 Every studio in town wants to take a meeting. 127 00:06:16,611 --> 00:06:18,602 But I only wanna take one meeting with one studio, 128 00:06:18,647 --> 00:06:21,377 - if you guys are still onboard. - Still onboard with what? 129 00:06:21,416 --> 00:06:24,146 Well, even though I pretty much find E useless, 130 00:06:24,185 --> 00:06:27,313 - he did slip me this one year ago. - Wow, you remembered this, Ari. 131 00:06:27,355 --> 00:06:28,652 Don't get all misty on me, E. 132 00:06:28,690 --> 00:06:31,955 "Lost in the Clouds," about the hiker up Mount Annapurna. 133 00:06:31,993 --> 00:06:34,621 - I love that story. - It is on a fast track. Good eye, E. 134 00:06:34,663 --> 00:06:37,530 Guess who's in control of this one-- Dana Gordon. 135 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:40,261 Dana Gordon? She hates you, doesn't she? 136 00:06:40,302 --> 00:06:42,497 - Only until she loves me again. - You got her fired, Ari. 137 00:06:42,537 --> 00:06:44,767 Yes, I did, but now she's got a new bigger job. 138 00:06:44,806 --> 00:06:47,366 It would have taken her years without a good goddamn kick in the ass. 139 00:06:47,409 --> 00:06:51,368 Plus, I got pictures, slides actually, of her 140 00:06:51,413 --> 00:06:54,143 begging me. You know what I'm saying? So here's the deal. 141 00:06:54,182 --> 00:06:56,150 Now I am ready 142 00:06:56,184 --> 00:06:59,119 to clear my calendar and focus on one mission 143 00:06:59,154 --> 00:07:01,622 if you choose to accept. Do you choose? 144 00:07:01,656 --> 00:07:04,124 - Absolutely. - Get us a payday, Ari. 145 00:07:04,159 --> 00:07:06,491 Choose some clothes other than the ones from the Salvation Army, E. 146 00:07:06,528 --> 00:07:09,122 - This is Ralph Lauren, Ari. - One more thing-- 147 00:07:09,164 --> 00:07:12,156 my boy Elvis Mitchell, former superstar critic of the "New York Times," 148 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,327 is in town doing a piece for "lnterview" magazine 149 00:07:14,369 --> 00:07:17,065 about the brains behind "Medellin"-- and you too, E. 150 00:07:17,105 --> 00:07:18,970 - Really? - Nice. 151 00:07:19,007 --> 00:07:20,736 Gotta keep that momentum pushing. 152 00:07:20,775 --> 00:07:22,367 Can you do early drinks at the Beverly Wilshire? 153 00:07:22,410 --> 00:07:25,470 - Sure. - And call Walsh. 154 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:27,140 No problem. 155 00:07:27,282 --> 00:07:30,149 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 156 00:07:30,185 --> 00:07:33,780 - I gotta use my real name? - You want the card? 157 00:07:33,822 --> 00:07:35,790 I wanna improve my image, Turtle, 158 00:07:35,824 --> 00:07:37,257 not end up as an "Us Weekly" headline. 159 00:07:37,292 --> 00:07:40,022 You should be so lucky, and this is not headline material. 160 00:07:40,061 --> 00:07:41,961 This is perfectly legal. 161 00:07:41,996 --> 00:07:44,396 All you have to do is convince them that there's something wrong with you. 162 00:07:44,432 --> 00:07:47,924 But there's not. I'm the picture of health. 163 00:07:47,969 --> 00:07:51,302 Hey, kid, what are you claiming? 164 00:07:51,339 --> 00:07:54,206 Nerve damage from a skateboarding accident. 165 00:07:54,242 --> 00:07:56,733 Huh... and you? 166 00:07:56,778 --> 00:08:00,407 Same, but from a car accident. 167 00:08:00,448 --> 00:08:03,315 How about you on a motorcycle accident? 168 00:08:03,351 --> 00:08:06,149 - And I have nerve damage? - Sure, why not? 169 00:08:06,187 --> 00:08:09,054 Because I'm too physically fit to have nerve damage, Turtle. 170 00:08:09,090 --> 00:08:11,354 - Look at these pipes. - Oh, God. 171 00:08:11,393 --> 00:08:13,020 - Johnny Chase. - Right here. 172 00:08:13,061 --> 00:08:15,029 Follow me. 173 00:08:15,063 --> 00:08:16,963 What are you gonna go with? 174 00:08:16,998 --> 00:08:19,523 My improv skills. 175 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:21,398 You have Legionnaires' disease? 176 00:08:21,436 --> 00:08:22,903 That's right. 177 00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:24,962 Legionnaires' disease is a chronic lung disorder. 178 00:08:25,006 --> 00:08:27,031 I know. It's terrible. 179 00:08:27,075 --> 00:08:30,408 Mr. Chase, I don't think smoking marijuana 180 00:08:30,445 --> 00:08:33,972 is the right treatment for a chronic lung disease, do you? 181 00:08:34,015 --> 00:08:37,746 Well, you're the doc. 182 00:08:37,786 --> 00:08:41,313 Typically, medical marijuana is used to treat nausea 183 00:08:41,356 --> 00:08:44,416 - as related to cancer. - I don't have cancer. 184 00:08:44,459 --> 00:08:46,757 - Crohn's disease? - What's that? 185 00:08:46,795 --> 00:08:50,731 Intestinal problems, extreme bouts of diarrhea? 186 00:08:50,765 --> 00:08:52,255 Thank you, no. 187 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:55,133 - AlDS? - Tested biweekly. No no. 188 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:58,435 I think we're at a stalemate here. 189 00:08:58,473 --> 00:09:00,964 Hey, Doc, can I be honest with you? 190 00:09:01,009 --> 00:09:02,567 I don't want any pot. 191 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,737 I just want the hat that they sell at the place. 192 00:09:04,779 --> 00:09:06,144 That's all. Just a hat. 193 00:09:06,181 --> 00:09:08,240 Well, could I be honest with you? 194 00:09:08,283 --> 00:09:11,480 I can't give you a card unless you give me a legitimate reason to. 195 00:09:11,519 --> 00:09:14,818 So will you give me one? 196 00:09:14,856 --> 00:09:17,848 - Can I go back to Crohn's disease? - You already said no. 197 00:09:17,892 --> 00:09:20,725 - What else is there? - Well, you can't think of anything? 198 00:09:20,762 --> 00:09:23,788 No, I'm usually so good on my feet. Fuck, I need that hat. 199 00:09:23,832 --> 00:09:26,858 Why? What is so important about this hat? 200 00:09:26,901 --> 00:09:29,461 Doc, in my line of work, you gotta do everything you can 201 00:09:29,504 --> 00:09:33,235 to look young. And since I dare not stick a Botox needle 202 00:09:33,274 --> 00:09:36,641 in my face for fear of losing my comic expressiveness, 203 00:09:36,678 --> 00:09:38,942 this hat is all I got. 204 00:09:38,980 --> 00:09:42,711 You seem like an anxious person. Is this a fair assessment? 205 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,547 - Well... - Do you feel nervous 206 00:09:44,586 --> 00:09:46,554 for no apparent reason? 207 00:09:46,588 --> 00:09:49,386 - Sometimes. - Hyperventilating? 208 00:09:49,424 --> 00:09:51,187 I do have a history of panic attacks. 209 00:09:51,226 --> 00:09:53,285 - Beautiful. - I think it's hereditary. 210 00:09:53,328 --> 00:09:54,659 Well, go get yourself a hat. 211 00:09:54,696 --> 00:09:57,130 And do yourself a favor-- while you're there, 212 00:09:57,165 --> 00:10:00,794 pick up some nice chill weed and smoke just a little. 213 00:10:00,835 --> 00:10:04,566 I think you're gonna find your life just a tad more manageable. 214 00:10:04,606 --> 00:10:06,437 Trust me. 215 00:10:08,109 --> 00:10:11,977 - Thank you, Doc. - You're welcome. 216 00:10:12,013 --> 00:10:14,777 There is no fucking way I'm apologizing to that jerkoff, Vince. 217 00:10:14,816 --> 00:10:16,681 - Forget it. - I'm not asking you to apologize, 218 00:10:16,718 --> 00:10:18,481 - but you have to talk to him. - Why? 219 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:21,080 Why? Because he's our director and we have a movie to finish. 220 00:10:21,122 --> 00:10:23,181 I can finish the movie without saying dick to him. 221 00:10:23,224 --> 00:10:26,716 - He doesn't listen to me anyway. - And what about tonight? 222 00:10:26,761 --> 00:10:28,319 You go. Elvis Mitchell doesn't care about me. 223 00:10:28,363 --> 00:10:31,093 E, the guy's trying to write a story about three guys from New York 224 00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:33,828 who made a movie, not two. You understand? 225 00:10:33,868 --> 00:10:35,460 All right, fine, I'll go. But you better tell Walsh 226 00:10:35,503 --> 00:10:37,562 not to fucking antagonize me or it's gonna get ugly. 227 00:10:37,605 --> 00:10:38,594 - All right. - I'm serious. 228 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,107 Okay. 229 00:10:41,676 --> 00:10:44,645 - She in? - No, you cannot go in there, Mr. Gold. 230 00:10:44,679 --> 00:10:47,580 How is the most fuckable president of production in town? 231 00:10:47,615 --> 00:10:48,912 Ari, get the fuck out. 232 00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:52,442 I brought Cristal and Sprinkles cupcakes. Your favorite. 233 00:10:52,487 --> 00:10:54,455 Or is it mine? What's the difference? 234 00:10:54,489 --> 00:10:56,753 We used to eat everything off each other anyway. 235 00:10:56,791 --> 00:10:58,850 I have to call you back. 236 00:10:58,893 --> 00:11:00,793 What do you want, Ari? 237 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,261 Have you seen Vince's trailer? 238 00:11:02,297 --> 00:11:04,731 - I have. It's good. - Oh, please. 239 00:11:04,766 --> 00:11:08,202 It's fucking great. Gonna be downloaded more times than Britney's beaver shot. 240 00:11:08,236 --> 00:11:10,670 - Point? - Point is I just left him. 241 00:11:10,705 --> 00:11:12,570 He loves "Lost in the Clouds" enough 242 00:11:12,607 --> 00:11:14,973 to let you scoop him up before every studio in town begs 243 00:11:15,009 --> 00:11:17,705 for his services. I'm telling you, Dana, 244 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:20,805 buy him today for half of what you pay for him tomorrow. 245 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,577 I can't. 246 00:11:22,617 --> 00:11:25,484 Dana, do not hold our personal problems against Vince. 247 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:28,546 Ari, Vince would be great for this, but Curtis Hanson is directing. 248 00:11:28,590 --> 00:11:31,525 - Vince loves Curtis. - And we already have an offer 249 00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:33,754 - out to someone. I hope to close today. - Motherfucker. 250 00:11:33,795 --> 00:11:36,263 - Who? - Heath Ledger. 251 00:11:38,466 --> 00:11:41,094 Sorry, Ari. 252 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,228 But this is good. 253 00:11:43,271 --> 00:11:46,434 Lay off the icing, Dana. Looks like your hips could use a breather. 254 00:11:52,747 --> 00:11:55,238 Lloyd, I need information on Heath Ledger. 255 00:11:55,283 --> 00:11:57,808 44-inch chest, Aries, 256 00:11:57,852 --> 00:11:59,479 and he loves rainy days and black-and-white movies. 257 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,512 Who represents him, Lloyd? 258 00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:05,685 Josh Weinstein. 259 00:12:05,727 --> 00:12:07,695 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 260 00:12:07,729 --> 00:12:10,527 Sorry, Ari, that was a reflex. 261 00:12:10,565 --> 00:12:12,692 This is gonna be easier than I thought. 262 00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:14,258 - What is? - You have any queen spies 263 00:12:14,302 --> 00:12:15,360 at the Weinstein office? 264 00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:18,031 I have spies at every office, Ari. Doctors, lawyers-- 265 00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:20,438 - Find out where he's eating lunch. - What are you up to, Ari? 266 00:12:20,475 --> 00:12:22,204 Sabotage, Lloyd. Agency 101. 267 00:12:22,243 --> 00:12:23,870 Oh, goody. 268 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,209 We haven't had a stealth adventure in a while. 269 00:12:26,247 --> 00:12:27,908 You know I don't smoke weed during the work season. 270 00:12:27,949 --> 00:12:29,314 Yeah, but you heard the doc. 271 00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:31,318 He said you're nervous. You ought to try something. 272 00:12:31,352 --> 00:12:33,479 Turtle, if you wanted the weed, why didn't you get the card? 273 00:12:33,521 --> 00:12:34,954 I just wanted to see if something happened to you first. 274 00:12:34,989 --> 00:12:38,186 Well, nothing did. Check out that bad boy right there. 275 00:12:38,226 --> 00:12:40,126 Impressive. What's wrong with you? 276 00:12:40,161 --> 00:12:42,595 - Panic disorder. - I'll buy that. 277 00:12:44,699 --> 00:12:46,724 Yo, where the hats at? 278 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,904 - Oh, yeah. - Oh! 279 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,705 Hey, can I help you guys? 280 00:12:56,744 --> 00:12:59,269 Yes, what's the largest amount that one can legally-- 281 00:12:59,313 --> 00:13:01,406 with the card-- purchase? 282 00:13:01,449 --> 00:13:04,441 - How much do they need? - Maybe 2 lbs. 283 00:13:04,485 --> 00:13:07,921 Listen, just give him the most you can of the strongest you got. 284 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:11,356 Me, I'll take one jet-black California homegrown trucker hat. 285 00:13:11,392 --> 00:13:14,793 No bag necessary. I'll be wearing it out. 286 00:13:17,932 --> 00:13:21,663 Oh, yeah. Now I'm ready for work. 287 00:13:21,703 --> 00:13:23,864 Me too. 288 00:13:23,905 --> 00:13:27,102 Vinnie, Vinnie, that little cunt sucker-punched me, man, 289 00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:29,336 the biggest bitch move in the world. 290 00:13:29,377 --> 00:13:31,174 Billy, you did scream he likes to suck cock. 291 00:13:31,212 --> 00:13:34,238 I want that little undersized douche in the ring anytime, anywhere. 292 00:13:34,282 --> 00:13:36,113 Billy, this is getting ridiculous. 293 00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:39,244 No, what's ridiculous is that one of the producers of our film seems intent 294 00:13:39,287 --> 00:13:41,187 - on taking it down. - Taking it down? 295 00:13:41,222 --> 00:13:43,349 The whole town is freaking over the trailer. 296 00:13:43,391 --> 00:13:44,881 Yo, I wasn't ready yet. 297 00:13:44,926 --> 00:13:47,724 Well, either way, I'm telling you he did not leak it. 298 00:13:47,762 --> 00:13:49,627 Get him on a lie detector then. I'll pay for the thing. 299 00:13:49,664 --> 00:13:52,462 - Oh, Billy, come on. - You don't doubt him even for a minute? 300 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,559 The guy tried to sell our movie behind your back. 301 00:13:54,602 --> 00:13:56,570 Billy, he's like my brother. 302 00:13:56,604 --> 00:13:59,869 I've known him since I'm six years old. I have zero doubt. 303 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:02,205 You understand? 304 00:14:02,243 --> 00:14:04,302 I do. You're a loyal guy, and I respect that. 305 00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:06,313 So please respect that I need you there tonight. 306 00:14:06,347 --> 00:14:08,212 And I need you both to get along during this interview 307 00:14:08,249 --> 00:14:10,046 for the sake of the movie. 308 00:14:10,084 --> 00:14:12,416 Okay, Vince, for you and for the movie, but you tell him 309 00:14:12,453 --> 00:14:16,150 one look, one word, one smirk, and he's going down hard. 310 00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:18,522 I'll see you there. It's all good. 311 00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:20,527 He understands it's all about the movie. 312 00:14:20,561 --> 00:14:23,189 - He's gonna be on his best behavior. - Yeah, well, he better be. 313 00:14:26,901 --> 00:14:28,869 There he is. There he is. 314 00:14:28,903 --> 00:14:31,497 Keep the moistness out of your pants, Lloyd, and just wait. 315 00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:33,769 Let him see us. Let him come to us, all right? 316 00:14:35,676 --> 00:14:38,736 Hey, Ari, how are you? What, we still got beef? 317 00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:42,113 No beef, Josh. This is my assistant Lloyd. 318 00:14:42,150 --> 00:14:44,641 - Hey. - Josh used to be you, Lloyd. 319 00:14:44,685 --> 00:14:48,382 Oh, Josh Weinstein. Ari's always yelling at me, 320 00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:51,118 "Lloyd, why can't you be more like Josh Weinstein?" 321 00:14:51,159 --> 00:14:53,320 Really? That's cool. 322 00:14:53,361 --> 00:14:54,726 What are you up to, Josh? 323 00:14:54,762 --> 00:14:57,629 Nothing much, man, just working with Heath. 324 00:14:57,665 --> 00:15:00,031 - Ledger-- I'm sure you've heard. - I did not hear. 325 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,433 No, but that's fantastic. Terrific. I love Heath. 326 00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:04,631 Oh yeah. He's huge, and he's mine. 327 00:15:04,672 --> 00:15:06,731 - Mmm. - You would have been so proud of me. 328 00:15:06,774 --> 00:15:08,401 - It was just how you taught me. - Yeah? 329 00:15:08,442 --> 00:15:09,966 - I was in a Team Ledger meeting... - Uh-huh? 330 00:15:10,011 --> 00:15:13,105 threw out a couple of suggestions-- oh, did his point guy get pissed! 331 00:15:13,147 --> 00:15:15,240 But Heath loved my ideas. 332 00:15:15,283 --> 00:15:17,751 Bam! Now he only listens to what I say. 333 00:15:17,785 --> 00:15:19,616 Where are you steering him now, Josh? 334 00:15:19,654 --> 00:15:22,350 We're about to close on "Lost in the Clouds." 335 00:15:22,390 --> 00:15:23,584 Really? 336 00:15:23,624 --> 00:15:25,182 Yeah, what? You don't like it? 337 00:15:25,226 --> 00:15:26,955 No no no, you know, I shouldn't say anything. 338 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:30,088 Excuse me, miss, uh, could we be seated now? Thanks. 339 00:15:30,131 --> 00:15:31,928 - Right this way, Mr. Gold. - All right. 340 00:15:31,966 --> 00:15:34,298 Are you just being a hater, or you really got something to say? 341 00:15:34,335 --> 00:15:36,360 Listen, do you really want Heath up on another mountain 342 00:15:36,404 --> 00:15:37,894 playing gay again? I mean, come on, 343 00:15:37,939 --> 00:15:40,430 "Brokeback" is still in people's minds. 344 00:15:40,474 --> 00:15:42,704 Very much so. 345 00:15:42,743 --> 00:15:45,371 Gay? What are you talking about, Ari? 346 00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:47,313 This is supposed to be a badass mountain climber. 347 00:15:47,348 --> 00:15:48,747 Maybe. Did you read the book, Josh? 348 00:15:48,783 --> 00:15:50,910 I mean, there is a reason why he chose the handsome Sherpa 349 00:15:50,952 --> 00:15:53,716 who was educated at Oxford to show him up the mountain. 350 00:15:53,754 --> 00:15:56,621 I was thinking about The Rock for the Sherpa. 351 00:15:56,657 --> 00:15:57,715 Oof. 352 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:02,254 There is an image. Look, Josh, I don't mean to tell you your business, 353 00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:04,924 but what do you think they were doing in that cave for two weeks? 354 00:16:04,966 --> 00:16:07,434 They were using each other's asses as hand warmers. 355 00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:10,335 The love affair-- it's the subtext of the whole script, 356 00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:12,339 even if it doesn't overtly make the movie. 357 00:16:12,373 --> 00:16:15,342 I think Heath and The Rock will make a hot couple, Josh. 358 00:16:15,376 --> 00:16:17,139 I wouldn't worry about it at all. 359 00:16:17,178 --> 00:16:19,806 You've got my $10.50. 360 00:16:19,847 --> 00:16:22,441 I gotta go call Heath. Excuse me, guys. 361 00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:24,451 Sorry, guys. 362 00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:26,453 What do you think? 363 00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:29,752 When you told me your plan, I thought it was simple and stupid. 364 00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:32,020 - Uh-huh, and now? - Brilliant and complex. 365 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,254 There you go. A couple of shots, huh, Lloyd? 366 00:16:34,295 --> 00:16:35,819 Okay, Ari Gold, okay. 367 00:16:35,863 --> 00:16:38,991 Excuse me, miss, can we get a couple of woo-woos over here? 368 00:16:39,033 --> 00:16:41,001 What the fuck is a woo-woo? 369 00:16:41,035 --> 00:16:42,764 Woo-woo! 370 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,403 - Hey, Johnny. - Hey, gorgeous. 371 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:52,105 - What up, playas? - Looking good, Johnny Drama. 372 00:16:52,146 --> 00:16:53,773 Feeling good, J.J., feeling good. 373 00:16:53,814 --> 00:16:55,213 Hey, Angela, how's it hanging, baby? 374 00:16:55,249 --> 00:16:56,739 Hey, Johnny. How was your hiatus? 375 00:16:56,784 --> 00:16:58,809 Any better-- I'd be guilty. 376 00:16:58,853 --> 00:17:00,844 Gary! Yo! 377 00:17:02,256 --> 00:17:05,020 - Drama, what up, dawg? - What up, biatches? 378 00:17:05,059 --> 00:17:06,458 Johnny, what's up, man? You look good. 379 00:17:06,494 --> 00:17:08,189 - Yeah? - Yeah. You lose weight or what? 380 00:17:08,229 --> 00:17:11,289 Maybe a couple pounds. I've been hitting the gym, doing two a day. 381 00:17:11,332 --> 00:17:13,197 Nice. Hey, we should work out sometime. 382 00:17:13,234 --> 00:17:15,600 If you think you can keep up with my regimen. 383 00:17:15,636 --> 00:17:18,036 Yo, man, that's a sweet hat. 384 00:17:18,072 --> 00:17:19,767 - This little thing? - Yeah. 385 00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:21,934 - It's a'ight. - A'ight? Dude, it's awesome. 386 00:17:21,976 --> 00:17:23,466 Killer, man. 387 00:17:23,511 --> 00:17:25,536 That's from that medical marijuana joint, huh, Drama? 388 00:17:25,579 --> 00:17:26,910 - Yeah. - Dude, I hear they got 389 00:17:26,948 --> 00:17:28,279 the illest OG Kush there. 390 00:17:28,316 --> 00:17:31,479 Let's just say membership has its privileges. 391 00:17:31,519 --> 00:17:33,783 Nice, Drama. Dude, you just turned this 392 00:17:33,821 --> 00:17:35,686 into one very sweet new season. 393 00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:37,247 - Yeah? - Fuck yeah, dude. 394 00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,259 Yo, what the hell we waitin' for, boys? 395 00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:41,318 Let's hit Drama's trailer, spark it up. 396 00:17:41,362 --> 00:17:43,330 - Come on. - Uh... 397 00:17:43,364 --> 00:17:45,855 Don't even tell me you didn't bring any for us, Drama. 398 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,868 Of course I did. It's in the car. 399 00:17:47,902 --> 00:17:49,369 - Yeah! - Yeah, all right! 400 00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:52,099 - I'll go get it. - All right! 401 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:56,041 Dude, he's the man. We're hooking up. 402 00:18:01,882 --> 00:18:03,941 Come on, Turtle, pick it up. 403 00:18:09,757 --> 00:18:11,987 - Yo. - Yo, did you finish all my weed? 404 00:18:12,026 --> 00:18:13,994 Nah, not all of it. 405 00:18:14,028 --> 00:18:16,656 I need you on the set with whatever's left, now. 406 00:18:16,697 --> 00:18:18,961 I'm not moving too fast, Drama. This is some powerful shit. 407 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,594 Now, Turtle, now! 408 00:18:23,838 --> 00:18:25,203 - Vince. - Hey, Elvis. 409 00:18:25,239 --> 00:18:26,501 - How are you? - Great. 410 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,371 Good to see you. Haven't seen you since Sundance. 411 00:18:28,409 --> 00:18:30,172 - Yeah, that's right. - How have you been? 412 00:18:30,211 --> 00:18:31,542 - Very well. And you? - Good. 413 00:18:31,579 --> 00:18:33,410 This is my producer and manager, Eric Murphy. 414 00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:34,880 - Nice to meet you, Elvis. - How are you? 415 00:18:34,915 --> 00:18:36,610 - I'm well. How are you? - I'm good, thanks. 416 00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:38,618 And here's Mr. Walsh now. 417 00:18:38,652 --> 00:18:40,620 Mr. Mitchell. 418 00:18:40,654 --> 00:18:43,088 - Pleasure to meet you. - How are you? 419 00:18:43,124 --> 00:18:45,092 So, uh... 420 00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:47,856 how charming do we have to be to get the cover? 421 00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:53,328 - Who told you, Ari? - Told me what, Dana? 422 00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:55,335 What are you talking about? I was just calling to apologize. 423 00:18:55,369 --> 00:18:57,667 You know, I thought maybe I was a little rude earlier. 424 00:18:57,705 --> 00:18:59,673 - Brian Grazer, how are you, man? - Yeah. Hey. 425 00:18:59,707 --> 00:19:01,834 Good to see you. Listen, the real "American Gangster." Everything good? 426 00:19:01,876 --> 00:19:03,537 Yeah, it's good, but I'll see you in a while. 427 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,772 Yes, you will. Can we put Vinnie and Russell together? 428 00:19:05,813 --> 00:19:08,373 - Yeah. - We will. Dana, listen, 429 00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:10,611 I know that deep down my behavior really turns you on, 430 00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:13,279 but in case it really doesn't, then yes, I am sorry. 431 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,982 Whatever. Heath's off "Lost in the Clouds." 432 00:19:17,191 --> 00:19:18,852 - Really? - Yeah, it turns out 433 00:19:18,893 --> 00:19:21,691 he's got some passion project he wants to direct. 434 00:19:21,729 --> 00:19:24,755 A very interesting turn of events out of nowhere. 435 00:19:24,799 --> 00:19:27,131 And an even stranger one that I'm calling you now. 436 00:19:27,168 --> 00:19:28,897 Well, you tell Curtis that Vinnie is in. 437 00:19:28,936 --> 00:19:31,700 You know, I would love to, 438 00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:33,707 but Curtis is out. 439 00:19:33,741 --> 00:19:36,972 Wanted to only work with Heath on this and no one else. 440 00:19:37,011 --> 00:19:38,979 Jesus. Uh, so now what? 441 00:19:39,013 --> 00:19:42,505 So now my fast-track film has hit the skids. 442 00:19:45,019 --> 00:19:46,953 Smoke smoke smoke smoke 443 00:19:46,987 --> 00:19:48,545 smoke smoke smoke smoke 444 00:19:48,589 --> 00:19:50,819 smoke smoke smoke... 445 00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:56,352 ...smoke smoke smoke... 446 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,332 Oh yeah, baby. 447 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,334 Whoo! Yeah! 448 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,734 Take it easy, Drama. That shit's strong. 449 00:20:03,771 --> 00:20:05,739 Hey, everyone, Turtle here thinks he's my dad, 450 00:20:05,773 --> 00:20:07,434 thinks I should slow down. 451 00:20:07,475 --> 00:20:09,841 Don't worry, bro, he's cool. 452 00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:12,038 See, Turtle? I'm cool. 453 00:20:12,079 --> 00:20:13,842 - Yeah. - All right, I'm up. 454 00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:16,509 - You just went, Drama. - Just hit me, bitch. 455 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:20,042 - It's not your turn, Drama. - Just fucking hit me, man. 456 00:20:20,087 --> 00:20:22,521 You don't have any cards, Drama. 457 00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:24,717 Well, get me some motherfucking cards then, son. 458 00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:27,283 All right, dawg. 459 00:20:29,163 --> 00:20:30,323 Ooh. 460 00:20:30,364 --> 00:20:32,662 Hit me. 461 00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:34,497 Oh! 462 00:20:34,535 --> 00:20:36,526 Strip or smoke. 463 00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:38,435 Well, there's no way I'm taking these boxers off 464 00:20:38,472 --> 00:20:40,940 and humiliating all the other men in here, so... 465 00:20:40,975 --> 00:20:42,875 I'll strip for you. 466 00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:44,878 I'll take that... 467 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:47,142 and I'll smoke. Pack that shit tight. 468 00:20:48,249 --> 00:20:50,308 You're out of your mind, Drama. 469 00:20:50,351 --> 00:20:53,013 Smoke smoke smoke... 470 00:21:02,463 --> 00:21:05,227 Whoa whoa whoa. 471 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,800 Are you okay, Drama? 472 00:21:09,837 --> 00:21:12,635 What? 473 00:21:12,673 --> 00:21:14,334 Are you okay? 474 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:18,177 Why is everyone looking at me? 475 00:21:18,212 --> 00:21:20,237 'Cause you're talking. 476 00:21:20,281 --> 00:21:22,681 - I'm not talking, you're talking. - Relax, Drama. 477 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:25,378 I can't relax. My pulse is skyrocketing. 478 00:21:25,419 --> 00:21:27,910 - Check my pulse. - Oh shit, dude. 479 00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:30,150 Someone is bugging out. 480 00:21:30,191 --> 00:21:32,352 I'm not bugging out. My mouth is just dry. I need some water. 481 00:21:32,393 --> 00:21:35,556 Bug out! Bug out! Bug out... 482 00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:41,101 No, I'm not bugging out. Give me water. 483 00:21:41,135 --> 00:21:44,263 Someone get me some water. Get me some water! 484 00:21:44,305 --> 00:21:46,671 Bug out! Bug out... 485 00:21:46,707 --> 00:21:48,834 Turtle, why won't they help me? 486 00:21:50,945 --> 00:21:53,505 Why don't you just help yourself and embrace it? 487 00:21:53,547 --> 00:21:56,675 Yeah, I'm bugging out. 488 00:21:56,717 --> 00:21:59,413 - Yeah. - I'm bugging out! 489 00:22:04,992 --> 00:22:06,926 Smoke smoke smoke--! 490 00:22:08,596 --> 00:22:10,564 So we're standing on the side of this mountain 491 00:22:10,598 --> 00:22:14,125 overlooking this place that Pablo Escobar terrorized 492 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,762 over a decade, and we're going, 493 00:22:16,804 --> 00:22:20,865 "What is the flaw in humanity that makes people act so cruel?" 494 00:22:20,908 --> 00:22:23,274 - Elvis, it was amazing. - It was very inspiring. 495 00:22:23,310 --> 00:22:25,141 - Mm-hmm. - What did you think, Eric? 496 00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:27,147 Oh, Eric wasn't there. 497 00:22:27,181 --> 00:22:29,149 I was at base camp preparing for the next scene. 498 00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:31,310 Eric wasn't necessarily on set a lot. 499 00:22:31,352 --> 00:22:33,650 I was wherever I needed to be, wherever that was. 500 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:36,918 Eric has the toughest job and he'll probably get the least amount of credit. 501 00:22:36,957 --> 00:22:40,290 But he's the smallest so he doesn't need as much credit as big people. 502 00:22:40,327 --> 00:22:43,353 Yeah. Then again, my ego isn't half as big as Billy's. 503 00:22:43,397 --> 00:22:45,831 Shit, Simon Cowell's ego isn't as big. 504 00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:49,427 - You guys have an amazing rapport. - Don't they? 505 00:22:49,470 --> 00:22:51,199 The three of you. Did you all grow up together? 506 00:22:51,238 --> 00:22:52,432 No, just me and E. 507 00:22:52,473 --> 00:22:54,634 "Tiny E"-- that's our nickname for him. 508 00:22:54,675 --> 00:22:56,472 You can print that. 509 00:23:00,314 --> 00:23:02,680 Thanks again, guys. 510 00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:03,876 - Take care, Elvis. - Thank you. 511 00:23:03,917 --> 00:23:05,885 - Good luck at Cannes. - Thank you. 512 00:23:05,919 --> 00:23:08,820 - You fucking prick. - Lick my balls, bitch. 513 00:23:08,856 --> 00:23:11,484 What, you want me to whip your ass again, you fucking hack? 514 00:23:11,525 --> 00:23:13,720 - Hack? Let's go, right here. - Yeah, you're a fucking hack. 515 00:23:13,761 --> 00:23:16,594 Shut the fuck up! 516 00:23:16,630 --> 00:23:18,097 Seriously. 517 00:23:18,132 --> 00:23:21,124 E, get in the fucking car. Go. 518 00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:23,863 You'd better run, pussy. 519 00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:25,633 - Run? - E. 520 00:23:28,642 --> 00:23:31,440 I'm sorry, man. I just hate him. 521 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:33,002 Talk to you later, Billy. 522 00:23:33,047 --> 00:23:34,571 Don't be mad at me, Vinnie. 523 00:23:36,717 --> 00:23:39,550 Drive away now. Drive away if you know what's good for you. 524 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,315 - Are you fucking serious? - Oh, what, it's me? 525 00:23:41,355 --> 00:23:44,222 Walsh is a mess. I mean, look at him. He's a crazy artist. 526 00:23:44,258 --> 00:23:46,192 - Arghh-hh-hh! - You're not. 527 00:23:46,226 --> 00:23:49,252 You're supposed to have your head on your shoulders, right? 528 00:23:49,296 --> 00:23:52,663 Right. No, you're right, Vince, I'm sorry. 529 00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:55,066 But six more weeks and that's it. 530 00:23:55,102 --> 00:23:57,297 We finish posting this movie, we go to Cannes, 531 00:23:57,338 --> 00:23:59,363 and then I never see or speak to this fuck again, ever. 532 00:23:59,406 --> 00:24:00,805 - Fine. - Fine. 533 00:24:01,842 --> 00:24:03,241 Hey, what's up, Ari? 534 00:24:03,277 --> 00:24:05,211 Who wants to climb Mount Annapurna? 535 00:24:05,245 --> 00:24:06,678 We got it? 536 00:24:06,714 --> 00:24:08,511 - We got it. - That's sick. 537 00:24:08,549 --> 00:24:11,484 No, what's sick is I also got E on as a producer. 538 00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:13,076 - Nice. - How did you do that? 539 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,748 By using the hype to sell them the dream-team package. 540 00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:17,086 Oh yeah? Who's the dream team? 541 00:24:17,124 --> 00:24:19,217 Team "Medellin," baby. Vinnie stars, 542 00:24:19,259 --> 00:24:21,557 you produce, Walsh directs. 543 00:24:21,595 --> 00:24:23,893 Boom! 544 00:24:23,931 --> 00:24:25,899 Fuck me.