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(theme music playing)
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(phone ringing)
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HELLO, E, WHAT A PLEASANT
PICK-ME-UP START TO MY MORNING.
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YEAH, BLOW ME TOO, ARI.
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Ari: Whoo, sugar mouth!
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ALL THE BLOOD JUST RUSHED TO
MY POWER SOURCE. WHAT'S UP?
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WE DON'T WANT TO DO
THE MOVIE WITH WALSH.
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- JUST WHAT I SAID.
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- WE WANT TO FIND
ANOTHER DIRECTOR.
- ANOTHER DIRECTOR?
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ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? WHAT,
HAS WALSH BEEN TEASING YOU AGAIN?
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THE GUY CALLED ME
A LIAR AND A THIEF.
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STICKS AND STONES.
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YOU CAN'T THROW AWAY A MOVIE
JUST 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T GET ALONG.
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WELL, IT'S VINCE'S DECISION,
NOT MINE, ARI, SO LET'S MOVE ON.
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I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE THAT
I PULLED OFF A MIRACLE HERE.
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48 hours ago, Vince
was unemployable.
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NOW HE WANTS TO DO THE MOVIE, JUST
NOT WITH WALSH. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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THE BIG DEAL IS I SOLD
THEM ON A PACKAGE...
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THE "MEDELLIN" PACKAGE.
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WE START SAYING THAT PART
OF THAT PACKAGE IS NO GOOD
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AND THEY START ASKING QUESTIONS
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THAT WE'RE NOT
PREPARED TO ANSWER,
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LIKE "IS 'MEDELLIN'
REALLY THAT GOOD?"
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Do you want to answer that, E?
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THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. NOW...
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN DANA
GORDON'S OFFICE THIS AFTERNOON.
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I want you to talk to
Vince again before I cancel.
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I PARTED THE RED SEA FOR YOU, E.
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DON'T PISS ON THE SAND.
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- (door closes)
- THAT ARI?
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- YEP. HE'S NOT HAPPY.
- NO.
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YOU ARE GONNA BE DELIGHTED
WHEN YOU TASTE THESE
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FRESH, HAND-PICKED
STRAWBERRY WAFFLES.
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- NICE. WHERE DO YOU
PICK WAFFLES FROM?
- CLEVER, E.
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LOOK AT THAT BIG FAT BAD
BOY I SAVED JUST FOR YOU.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH, DRAMA.
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(phone rings)
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- WALSH AGAIN.
- YOU GONNA ANSWER?
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YEAH, WELL, LET'S SEE. HIS LAST E-MAIL...
"ADMIT YOU LEAKED MY TRAILER AND DIE."
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- SO NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK ARI
IF HE'S NOT HAPPY.
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WE OBVIOUSLY
CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS
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WHICH IS TOO BAD BECAUSE
"LOST IN THE CLOUDS"
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WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT
MOVIE WITH BILLY DIRECTING.
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DON'T WORRY, VINCE. WE'LL
FIND ANOTHER GREAT DIRECTOR,
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EVEN IF I HAVE TO
FIND HIM MYSELF.
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ANYONE INTERESTED IN DRIVING OUT TO
PALMDALE WITH ME TO SEE MY COUSIN RONNIE?
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- All: NO.
- HAVEN'T WE BEEN THROUGH
THIS ALREADY, TURTLE?
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YO, I'M TELLING YOU GUYS, HE SAYS HE
HAS A LITTLE MONEYMAKING VENTURE.
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AND IN MY HOUSE, WHEN
COUSIN RONNIE TALKS,
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LIKE E.F. HUTTON, YOU
BETTER FUCKIN' LISTEN.
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WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH
CONFIDENCE IN THIS GUY AGAIN?
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ARE YOU KIDDING, VIN? YOU KNOW THE
GUY ALWAYS KNEW HOW TO MAKE A BUCK.
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YOU DON'T REMEMBER? HE WAS THE FIRST
GUY ON OUR BLOCK TO HAVE A FOREIGN CAR,
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THE FIRST GUY TO HAVE
AN IN-GROUND POOL,
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THE FIRST GUY TO
HAVE ALUMINUM SIDING.
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YEAH, AND THE FIRST GUY TO HAVE
IT ALL SEIZED BY THE GOVERNMENT.
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YEAH, THAT'S 'CAUSE
HE DIDN'T PAY HIS TAXES
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NOT 'CAUSE HE WASN'T
ROLLIN' IN THE GREEN.
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ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE
INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY?
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NOW HE WOULDN'T SAY ON
THE PHONE, WHICH MEANS...
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HE'S ON THE INSIDE, AS USUAL.
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- Turtle: NOW, WHO'S IN?
- Both: NOT ME.
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I'LL DRIVE OUT TO THE
DESERT WITH YOU, TURTLE,
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MAYBE HIT THE
OUTLETS ALONG THE WAY.
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BUT DON'T COUNT ON ME
PARTING WITH ANY CASH.
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HUMPH... LIKE I EVER DO.
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(rock music playing)
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- IS THERE A FAX
WAITING FOR ME?
- I DON'T THINK SO.
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JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH DANA GORDON.
SHE SAID SHE SENT OVER VINNIE'S OFFER
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- AN HOUR AGO.
- I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.
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WELL, GET UP, OPEN YOUR
EYES WIDE AND GO FIND IT.
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- ZOOM ZOOM.
- (sighs)
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(phones ringing)
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HEY, DUMBFUCK!
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PLEASE DON'T BE
MEAN TO ME TODAY, ARI.
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IS THIS NOT AN OFFER
WITH VINNIE'S NAME ON IT?
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- YES, IT IS. I APOLOGIZE.
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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SPEAK!
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- TOM BROKE UP WITH ME.
- OH, JESUS.
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AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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WELL, I TELL YOU
WHAT YOU DON'T DO...
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YOU DON'T BRING IT
INTO WORK WITH YOU
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AND YOU DON'T
BRING IT TO ME, OKAY?
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BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT ME THINKING ABOUT YOU
AND TOM DOING... YOU KNOW, MAKES ME SICK.
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SO LET'S FOCUS ON
WORK AND NOT ON TOM
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AND EVERYTHING'S
GOING TO BE OKAY. OKAY?
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OKAY.
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GET E ON THE HORN
SO I CAN TELL HIM
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VINNIE IS THE SIX-MILLION-DOLLAR MAN. THAT
SHOULD KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO HIM. MAYBE.
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HOW LONG SHOULD
I JUST SIT IN HERE?
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OH, I FORGOT TO TELL
YOU... YOUR 10:00 A.M. IS HERE.
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YOUR FORGOT TO TELL
ME I HAD A 10:00 A.M., LLOYD.
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MR. WALSH!
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HOW ARE YOU, MR. WALSH?
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I'LL TELL YOU AFTER YOU TELL ME
WHAT KIND OF DEAL I'M GONNA GET
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IF I LET YOU BE MY AGENT.
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WELL, WHEN I SPOKE
TO YOU YESTERDAY,
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YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT THERE
WAS A PROBLEM BETWEEN YOU AND E.
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NOW UNLESS YOU HANDLE THAT,
THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY DEAL
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AND I'M NOT GONNA BE
ABLE TO REPRESENT YOU.
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I'VE BEEN TRYING TO
HANDLE IT ALL MORNING,
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BUT I CAN'T GET THE PALE PRICK
ON THE PHONE. MAYBE YOU CAN.
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(chuckles)
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I'M SURE I CAN, BILLY. THAT'S
WHAT I DO. I CONNECT PEOPLE.
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LLOYD!
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GIVE ME ONE SECOND.
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LLOYD! SNAP OUT OF IT.
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- DID YOU CALL E?
- OH, JEEZ...
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WELL, CALL HIM NOW.
FORGET THE OFFER.
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ASK HIM IF HE AND VINCE WILL
PLEASE COME HERE IMMEDIATELY.
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- AND TELL HIM THAT I USED
THE WORD "PLEASE," ALL RIGHT?
- OKAY, ARI. BUT ARI?
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- YES?
- DO YOU MIND DIALING?
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IN MY TRAUMATIZED STATE THIS
MORNING, I FORGOT TO PUT IN MY CONTACTS.
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BILLY, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
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- (rap music playing)
- Turtle: WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO BE SO SKEPTICAL
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- ABOUT EVERYTHING, DRAMA?
- ONLY BECAUSE I CARE
ABOUT YOU, TURTLE,
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AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE
YOUR LITTLE HOPES GET DASHED.
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YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
'CAUSE YOU NEVER CASHED IN
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ON ANY OF COUSIN RONNIE'S
WINDFALLS IN THE PAST.
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MY TALENT IS MY WINDFALL.
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AND YOU, SADLY... AND I
MEAN NO DISRESPECT BY THIS...
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DON'T HAVE A TALENT.
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SO, FOR YOU TO TAKE ALL
YOUR CASH AND TO FLUSH...
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MY TALENT IS KNOWING
MY LIMITATIONS,
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WHICH IS WHY I'M ONLY
PUTTING HALF MY MONEY IN.
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SO DON'T SWEAT IT.
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THIS IS THE PLACE.
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- THIS IS WHERE
HE'S STAYING?
- YEP.
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OH, YEAH. HE'S ROLLING IN IT.
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- GET OUT OF THE CAR, YOU PUNK!
- JESUS CHRIST!
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HA!
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- YOU SCARED THE HELL
OUT OF ME, RONNIE...
- WHAT'S UP, DRAMA?
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WHAT, NOW THAT
YOU'RE A BIG CELEB,
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I'M SURE THIS SHIT HAPPENS
TO YOU ALL THE TIME, RIGHT?
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- WELL...
- HEY, CONGRATS ON THE SHOW.
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- YOU BEEN WATCHING?
- I HAVE. IT'S TERRIBLE.
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EH, BUT I HEARD THE
NETWORKS PAY BIG BUCKS,
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SO WHO GIVES A FUCK, RIGHT?
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- TURTLE, COME HERE. GIVE ME A HUG!
- HOW ARE YOU?
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- GOOD.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
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AH, YOU KNOW, JUST
WHEELIN' AND DEALIN'.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU GOT FOR US?
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LET'S GO UPSTAIRS. I DON'T
WANT TO TALK OUT HERE.
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- HUH.
- GOOD TO SEE
YOU GUYS, MAN!
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- Turtle: GREAT TO SEE YOU.
- Drama: THIS YOUR CAR, RONNIE?
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- Ronnie: HAH.
- Turtle: DICK.
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I'M JUST SAYING, DON'T
LET ARI GET TO YOU.
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- WHY WOULD HE GET TO ME?
- IF HE YELLS AT YOU, I MEAN.
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OH, ALL OF THE SUDDEN
I'M MR. SENSITIVE?
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HA! YOU HAVE BEEN GETTING
IN A LOT OF FIGHTS LATELY.
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I WON'T LET HIM GET TO ME.
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- YOU PROMISE?
- I PROMISE.
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- MOTHERFUCKER!
- E!
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- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
- I HAVE NO IDEA.
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JUST TAKE IT EASY. HE
COMES BRINGING PEACE.
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- I'M WAVING THE
WHITE FLAG, SUIT.
- WHY?
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Walsh: BECAUSE I WAS
WRONG AND I'M SORRY.
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- SO YOU'RE ADMITTING
I DIDN'T LEAK THE TRAILER?
- I AM.
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THAT'S WHY HE CAME
HERE THIS MORNING.
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- HE SAID THAT YOU WOULDN'T
CALL HIM BACK, THOUGH.
- HE SENT AN E-MAIL AT 4:00 A.M.
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- THREATENING TO KILL ME.
- THEN AT 5:00 A.M., MY EDITOR
CALLED AND TOLD ME
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THAT HE GOT PISSED
AT HIS GIRL LAST WEEK
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AND PUT A VIDEO OF HIM GIVING
HER A FACIAL ON CUMFIESTA.com.
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SHE GOT BACK AT HIM WITH
MY TRAILER, OUR TRAILER.
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- YOU'RE A REAL ASSHOLE,
YOU KNOW THAT?
- I'M MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT
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WHEN I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE ONE.
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ADMIT THE OTHER THING, BILLY.
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I LOVE "LOST IN
THE CLOUDS," VIN.
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I READ THAT BOOK FOUR TIMES. I COULD
SHOOT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT THING.
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- WE DON'T DOUBT THAT.
- OKAY NOW, SO...
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ARE WE GONNA MAKE THIS MOVIE?
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ARE WE GONNA GO TALK TO DANA
GORDON? WHAT DO YOU SAY, BOYS?
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E?
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COME ON, E! AS MUCH AS WE FIGHT,
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YOU KNOW I THINK OF
YOU AND VINNIE AS FAMILY.
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WANT TO CLIMB THIS MOUNTAIN
TOGETHER? WE'LL KILL IT.
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- SURE.
- (laughing)
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COME HERE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
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AH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT
THAT? LOVE IS IN THE AIR!
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HUH? IS THIS BEAUTIFUL
OR WHAT, LLOYD?
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COME AND JOIN US IN A GROUP HUG!
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COULD BE A WHILE
BEFORE YOU GET SOME.
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(crying)
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AW, COME ON! I WAS
JUST TEASING, LLOYD!
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IT WAS A JOKE!
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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LLOYD!
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LLO-O-O-OYD!
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THEY DON'T FUCK
EACH OTHER, DO THEY?
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COME ON, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO CHEER YOU UP, LLOYD!
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THERE IS NO CHEERING
ME UP, ARI. MY LIFE IS OVER.
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- IT'S NOT OVER!
- YES, IT IS.
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WITHOUT TOM, MY LIFE IS EMPTY.
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- LLOYD!
- AN EMPTY VASE!
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- WHY A VASE?
- BECAUSE TOM WAS A FLOWER.
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HE WAS, ARI!
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HE WAS A ROSE,
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A BRIGHT RED ROSE
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IN THE MASSIVE
OIL SPILL OF LIFE.
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AND WITHOUT HIM,
EVERYTHING IS JUST...
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- GOOKY!
- (laughs)
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- DON'T LAUGH AT ME, ARI!
- I'M NOT LAUGHING, LLOYD,
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- BUT "GOOKY" IS FUNNY.
- I NEED TO TAKE
A LEAVE OF ABSENCE.
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- NO, YOU DON'T. NO, YOU DON'T!
- I DO! I AM...
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LLOYD! YOU'RE A RISING
STAR IN THIS COMPANY.
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- NO TIME FOR MATERNITY LEAVE.
- SORRY, ARI.
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LLOYD, YOU'RE GONNA
SET YOURSELF BACK YEARS!
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WHAT WILL I DO?!
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00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,249
- 50 GRAND, HUH?
- UH-HUH.
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00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,229
AND I'M LETTING YOU IN ON
THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BLOOD
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00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:16,933
AND I LOVE YOU... AND I CAN
ONLY RAISE 30 GRAND ON MY OWN
211
00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:19,802
'CAUSE THE I.R.S., THOSE
COCKSUCKERS, FROZE MY ASSETS AGAIN.
212
00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:22,371
- AND SO YOU NEED
20 GRAND, THEN?
- WHAT ARE YOU, RAIN MAN?
213
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,862
THAT'S WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU.
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00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,475
SO'D YOU BRING IT, OR WHAT?
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I GOT IT. IT'S A
CHECK. IT'S GOOD.
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THERE YOU GO!
217
00:09:29,435 --> 00:09:30,969
LAST OF MY SAIGON MONEY.
218
00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,715
JUST WHAT IS THIS
INVESTMENT ALREADY?
219
00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:35,940
- BASEBALL MEMORABILIA.
- BASEBALL MEMORABILIA?
220
00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,876
Ronnie: NOT JUST ANY
BASEBALL MEMORABILIA.
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00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,777
I'M TALKING ABOUT A SANDY KOUFAX
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00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:42,480
GAME-USED HOME JERSEY FROM '66.
223
00:09:42,516 --> 00:09:44,482
50 GRAND FOR A JERSEY?!
224
00:09:44,518 --> 00:09:47,062
THAT AIN'T SHIT, DRAMA. IT'S GONNA
BE WORTH TWICE AS MUCH AS THAT.
225
00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,731
- AT LEAST.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,155
MY FATHER, THE PRICK,
IS OBSESSED WITH SANDY.
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00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:53,525
- MM-HMM.
- HE BOUGHT
A CONDO IN ST. PAUL
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00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,593
'CAUSE SANDY WAS LIVING
IN THE SAME DEVELOPMENT.
229
00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:59,196
- SO?
- SO, MY FATHER,
THE DEMENTED FUCK THAT HE IS,
230
00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:02,233
MAKES HIS TEE TIME THE SAME
AS SANDY'S EVERY WEDNESDAY.
231
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,180
- SO WHAT, RONNIE?
- SO SANDY HASN'T
TEED OFF IN WEEKS.
232
00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:07,005
WAIT, I DON'T FOLLOW, WHY NOT?
233
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:10,742
JESUS CHRIST, YOU GUYS
ARE FUCKIN' SLOW, HUH?
234
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,376
SANDY'S FINISHED. HE'S DONE.
235
00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:13,878
HIS PLACE IS A HOSPICE.
236
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:16,814
WHITE COATS COMING AND
GOING FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS.
237
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,918
JUST A MATTER OF TIME.
238
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,531
SANDY KOUFAX IS GONNA DIE?
239
00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:23,332
JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
240
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:26,123
YEAH, INDEED, IT IS. MY FATHER,
HE'S BEEN A WRECK FOR WEEKS.
241
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,293
BUT HEY, WE GOTTA
MAKE A BUCK, RIGHT?
242
00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:30,472
(sighs)
243
00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:32,697
COULD YOU IMAGINE BEING
ABLE TO BUY A PICASSO
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00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:35,900
A WEEK BEFORE
HIS DEMISE? WE CAN!
245
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,869
- HMM.
- (train whistle blares)
246
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:40,772
SO YOU CAN PACK THE
CAMERA IN THE SNOW,
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HAVE IT POINTING STRAIGHT
DOWN THE FACE OF THE CLIFF
248
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,576
AND THEN...
249
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,255
VINNIE'S BEAUTIFUL MUG POPS OUT,
250
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,479
JUST THOSE BIG BLUE EYES
251
00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:50,582
WITH THE BRIGHT, WHITE SNOW
252
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,817
SURROUNDING THEM.
IT'LL BE MAGICAL.
253
00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,886
- SOUNDS LIKE IT.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK, E?
254
00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,721
- SOUNDS GREAT.
- (door opens)
255
00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,369
HI... GUYS. I'M REALLY SORRY,
256
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,371
BUT I CALLED ARI'S OFFICE
EARLIER THIS MORNING
257
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,306
AND ASKED IF THE MEETING
COULD BE PUSHED BACK AN HOUR.
258
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,809
I'M REALLY SORRY NO ONE
TOLD YOU. I HOPE THAT'S OKAY.
259
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,377
ACTUALLY, LITTLE LADY, IT AIN'T.
260
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,902
SO WOULD YOU PLEASE
CALL DANA AND TELL HER
261
00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:12,949
THAT I GOTTA BE
AT THE TRACK AT 4:15
262
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:16,507
SO SHE BETTER HUSTLE ON
DOWN HERE OR I WILL BE GONE!
263
00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:18,588
IS THIS HOW THEY RUN
SHIT DOWN AT ARI'S SHOP?
264
00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:21,312
RELAX, I'M CALLING.
265
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,214
- (phones ringing)
- OKAY, I'M SORRY.
266
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:24,860
HOW DO YOU SPELL
THAT? IS THAT, UH,
267
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,951
M-U-R-F...
268
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,486
NO NO NO, "P."
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00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,955
F-P-H-E-Y.
270
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,602
AND YOU WORK WITH VINCENT CHASE?
271
00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:34,558
LOOK, JUST HAVE
HIM CALL E, OKAY?
272
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,706
- OKAY, UM, E...
- WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
273
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,997
- OH, UH... UH... HI, I'M...
- HELLO?
274
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,811
- ARI, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- E, I'M SORRY, I'M HAVING
A LITTLE ASSISTANT MELTDOWN.
275
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,446
- WHY AREN'T YOU IN THE MEETING
WITH DANA GORDON?
- DANA PUSHED THE MEETING,
276
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:48,172
- BUT NO ONE TOLD US.
- OH, TELL ERIC THE MEETING
WAS PUSHED BACK AN HOUR.
277
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,987
- I JUST SAW THIS!
- LISTEN, IS THERE ANY WAY
YOU CAN WAIT IT OUT, BUDDY?
278
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,711
- YEAH, WE'RE FINE.
- I'M NOT FINE!
279
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:55,992
- ALTHOUGH WALSH
IS REALLY PISSED.
- LET ME TALK TO HIM.
280
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,615
ARI WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
281
00:11:57,651 --> 00:12:00,362
FUCK ARI! TELL HIM I HAVEN'T
SIGNED THOSE AGENCY PAPERS YET.
282
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,964
- ARI...
- I HEARD HIM.
283
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,988
- I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
- LATER. LISTEN...
284
00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,890
LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES.
285
00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:08,660
I NEED A FUCKING ASSISTANT!
286
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,996
AS I WAS SAYING,
MR. GOLD, I'M GLEN...
287
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,610
UH, GLEN HOLDEN. I'M GONNA
COME OFF ERIC SIEGEL'S DESK UNTIL...
288
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:17,635
- HOW DO I KNOW YOU?
- YOU FIRED ME FROM
THE MAIL ROOM TWO YEARS AGO,
289
00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:19,749
BUT THEN YOU REALIZED YOU
WERE WRONG, SO YOU HIRED ME BACK.
290
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,173
NO, I... I CAN GET THE JOB DONE.
JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE.
291
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,853
NO, I DON'T TELL
YOU WHAT I LIKE.
292
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,088
MY OLD ASSISTANT IS SUPPOSED
TO TELL YOU WHAT I LIKE.
293
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,223
AND THEN HE IS SUPPOSED
TO SEAMLESSLY TRAIN YOU
294
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,192
SO THAT THE ONLY
CHANGE IN MY LIFE
295
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,294
COMES WHEN I HAVE TO WRITE
OUT A CHRISTMAS BONUS CHECK.
296
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,018
OKAY, MR. GOLD,
PLEASE... LOOKIT,
297
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,698
- I'M JUST GONNA...
- GET OUT OF HERE, GLEN.
298
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,733
- WHERE... WHERE DO
YOU WANT ME TO GO?
- ANYWHERE BUT HERE
299
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,869
- OR I WILL KILL YOU.
- DO YOU WANT ME TO
GET YOU SOMEONE ELSE?
300
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,253
NO, I ONLY WANT LLOYD
AND I WILL GET HIM MYSELF!
301
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,031
STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
302
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,145
WE WERE NEVER GUYS WHO
WERE ABOUT MONEY, TURTLE.
303
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,769
- WE WERE ALWAYS GUYS WHO
WERE ABOUT INTEGRITY.
- HMM.
304
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,504
IS THAT WHAT GOT YOU
TO DO THAT COMMERCIAL
305
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,885
WHERE YOU AND YOUR WIFE HAD A
BAD CASE OF THE RUNS AT THE OPERA?
306
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,608
THAT WAS A NATIONAL SPOT.
307
00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:59,643
AND I GOT A CHANCE TO
SHOW A LOT OF RANGE.
308
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,290
(laughs) ALL RIGHT, LOOK, DRAMA,
309
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,925
I DON'T FEEL GREAT
ABOUT THIS EITHER.
310
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,482
BUT IF WE DON'T BUY
IT, SOMEBODY ELSE WILL.
311
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,119
BESIDES, I CAN'T
LET RONNIE DOWN.
312
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:11,366
YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES HE GAVE MY
MOTHER MONEY WHEN MY FATHER WOULDN'T?
313
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,135
IF I DON'T DO IT, HE
WON'T BE ABLE TO.
314
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,599
SO, IF YOU STILL WANT
IN FOR HALF, YOU GOT IT.
315
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,228
IT'S BLOOD MONEY, TURTLE.
316
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,563
SO, NEVER. NEVER NEVER NEVER.
317
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:22,133
LET'S GO MAKE A BUNDLE, HUH?
318
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:24,702
- (Turtle chuckles)
- COME ON, LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
319
00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:26,849
- WHY DOES THIS GUY
LOOK SO MORBID?
- HE ALWAYS LOOKS MORBID.
320
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:29,952
- (crowd applauding, cheering)
- Announcer: GAME-WORN
JERSEY! BIDDING STARTS
321
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,509
AT $1,000. DO I HEAR $1,500?
322
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,546
$1,500! DO I HEAR $2,000?
$2,000 IN THE BACK!
323
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:39,050
I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THE MIX-UP.
324
00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,605
HEY, WE GOT NOTHING
BETTER TO DO, RIGHT?
325
00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:43,454
HOW ARE YOU GUYS?
326
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,134
- HEY, DANA.
- IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.
327
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,398
WHY DON'T YOU
COME ON IN MY OFFICE?
328
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,697
SO, WE ARE HOPING TO GO
INTO PRODUCTION IN 12 WEEKS.
329
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,112
AND WE'VE GOT A
PRELIMINARY BUDGET ESTIMATE
330
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,902
OF $55 MILLION.
331
00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:01,739
55, WELL THAT IS
OBVIOUSLY RIDICULOUS.
332
00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:03,919
IS IT? THERE'S NOT
EVEN A SCRIPT YET.
333
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,977
WELL, I'D BE WRITING
THE SCRIPT, RIGHT?
334
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,745
AND I KNOW THIS BOOK INSIDE OUT.
335
00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:09,881
AND AS BIG AS IT IS, I WANT
TO VISUALIZE IT BIGGER.
336
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,716
I WANT THE BLIZZARD TO
MAKE THE... THE DESERT
337
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:15,486
IN "LAWRENCE OF ARABIA"
LOOK LIKE A FUCKING SANDBOX.
338
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,000
AND I WON'T SPEAK FOR
ANYBODY ELSE IN THIS ROOM,
339
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,524
BUT FOR ME, AFTER WHAT I
JUST PULLED OFF ON "MEDELLIN"
340
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:23,527
WITH NO BUDGET, I'D RATHER WAIT
341
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:26,831
TO COLLECT MY GOLD STATUE AND
HAVE DOLLARS START FLYING AT ME
342
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,433
THAN GET INVOLVED IN AN
UNDERFINANCED PROJECT AGAIN.
343
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:32,203
SO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA WIN
AN OSCAR FOR "MEDELLIN," BILLY?
344
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:33,916
I'D BET MY LEFT PINKIE
THAT ME AND VINCE
345
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,485
ARE BOTH GONNA GET ONE, AND
E MIGHT EVEN BE LUCKY ENOUGH
346
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,375
TO RIDE OUR COATTAILS
RIGHT ONTO THAT STAGE.
347
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,490
LISTEN, YOU MIND IF I USE
YOUR PRIVATE SHITTER?
348
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,093
I JUST GOTTA PISS, BUT THE ONE IN THE
HALLWAY STANK LIKE A REFUGEE BOAT.
349
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,383
SURE, GO AHEAD.
350
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,484
HE'S QUITE A CHARACTER.
351
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,553
- YEAH.
- HE'S ALL BLUSTER.
352
00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:52,023
BUT HE KNOWS EXACTLY
WHAT HE'S DOING.
353
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,691
WELL, IT'S KINDA WEIRD.
354
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,793
I MEAN, HE'S FOUL AND GROTESQUE,
355
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:58,529
CONCEITED AND ABHORRENT.
356
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,464
BUT I KINDA LIKE HIM.
357
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:01,966
(Dana giggles)
358
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:03,968
(dance music playing)
359
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:20,417
(ringing)
360
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,393
- HELLO?
- LIVIN' LARGE, LLOYD.
361
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,606
LOOKS LIKE I'M
PAYING YOU TOO MUCH.
362
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:34,966
I HAVE FAMILY MONEY, ARI. AND IT
HASN'T AFFECTED MY WORK ETHIC AT ALL,
363
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,813
- SO DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME.
- I'M NOT MAKING
FUN OF YOU, LLOYD.
364
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,877
I'M... I'M HERE BECAUSE
I NEED YOU BACK.
365
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,375
LISTEN, THE BEST WAY
TO GET OVER A BREAKUP
366
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:47,011
IS A DISTRACTION, AND THE
BEST DISTRACTION IS WORK.
367
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:49,580
WORK IS THE REASON
WE BROKE UP, ARI.
368
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,493
TOM HATED THAT I WAS NEVER HOME.
369
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,050
HE HATED MY HOURS.
370
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,219
Work ripped us apart.
371
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,688
(crying) Work
ruined everything, Ari!
372
00:15:57,723 --> 00:16:01,592
- LLOYD!
- I WILL COME BACK TO YOU WHEN
TOM COMES BACK TO ME, ARI!
373
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,196
- OKAY? GOODBYE!
- LLOYD!
374
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,898
LLOYD!
375
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,417
I JUST WANNA DO THE PADDLE.
376
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,452
OH HO HO, NO. YOU'RE NOT IN.
377
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,177
SO I'M RAISING THE PADDLE.
378
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,913
YOU'RE A REAL DICK,
YOU KNOW THAT?
379
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,648
AND NOW, FOR OUR FEATURED
AUCTION ITEM OF THE DAY...
380
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:29,387
LOT 235... A 1966 SANDY KOUFAX
381
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,355
HOME FLANNEL JERSEY.
382
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,791
(crowd applauding)
383
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,161
- WHERE THE HELL'S RONNIE?
- HERE HE IS. MOVE OVER.
384
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,740
Announcer: SHOWS NICE GAME USE,
385
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,298
NO ALTERATIONS OF ANY KIND.
386
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,077
IT'S FROM SANDY'S
THIRD CY YOUNG SEASON.
387
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:44,601
- WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN?
- ON THE PHONE WITH MY FATHER.
388
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,815
MY BROTHER RATTED ME OUT,
TOLD HIM WHAT I WAS DOING.
389
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,940
- HOW'D HE TAKE IT?
- HE'S HEARTBROKEN, THE PRICK.
390
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,474
YEAH, I'M WITH HIM.
391
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,811
YOU COULD STILL GET OUT,
RONNIE, SAVE YOUR SOUL.
392
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,792
AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, SANDY WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE TO SIGN SOME AUTOGRAPHS,
393
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,493
BUT SADLY, HE WAS
UNABLE TO MAKE THE TRIP.
394
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:02,320
ANYWAY, LET THE
BIDDING BEGIN AT $20,000.
395
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,199
- I HAVE $20,000...
- FUCK IT, I'M IN.
396
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,789
- Announcer: DO I HAVE 21?
- REALLY?
397
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,525
- SINCE THE NEWS IS OFFICIAL.
- Announcer: DO I HEAR 22?
398
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,494
22. DO I HAVE 24?
399
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,264
24. DO I HAVE 25? 25?
400
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,466
- 25!
- Announcer: 25.
401
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:18,336
DO WE HAVE 28?
28! DO WE HAVE 31?
402
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,438
- 31!
- (Ronnie weeping)
403
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,006
31. DO I HEAR 35?
404
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,908
GIVE ME $35,000! $35,000!
405
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:27,744
GIVE ME 40! GIVE ME $40,000!
406
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,680
- DO WE HAVE 40?
- 40.
407
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,927
- 40! DO WE HAVE $42,000?
- I'M SORRY, I CAN'T DO THIS.
408
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,484
WHY WHY WHY WHY?
409
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:35,987
I CAN'T DO THIS TO MY FATHER.
I CAN'T DO THIS TO SANDY.
410
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,499
- I GOT $43,000!
- I'M SORRY!
411
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:39,623
- RONNIE, RONNIE! RONNIE! - NO!
412
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:42,726
- WHAT THE FUCK
WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
- (announcer chattering)
413
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,895
DON'T WORRY ABOUT
IT. I'LL COVER HIS SHARE.
414
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:48,132
- 45!
- Announcer: $45,000
RIGHT THERE! DO I HAVE 48?
415
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,713
BILLY, ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN HAVE A
SHOOTABLE SCRIPT DONE IN SIX WEEKS?
416
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,948
OH, NO DOUBT. I CAME
UP WITH THE FIRST ACT
417
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,917
WHILE I WAS STINKING
UP THE SKIRT'S BATHROOM.
418
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,952
- (Vince laughs)
- JUST PROMISE ME
YOU WON'T TAKE A JOB
419
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,520
- THAT COULD INTERFERE.
- I PROMISE.
420
00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:00,745
- BEAUTIFUL.
- Vince: WHOA!
421
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,647
- BILLY, NICE CAR!
- YEAH, IT'S MY GIRL'S FATHER'S.
422
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,983
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
MOOCHING LUXURY ITEMS
423
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,285
OFF SOMEBODY, SUIT! LATER!
424
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,153
LATE!
425
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,056
- (Billy revs engine)
- WHAT'S UP?
426
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,735
YOU HAVEN'T SAID A
WORD IN LIKE HALF AN HOUR.
427
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,005
HOW COULD I SAY A WORD?
HE DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP.
428
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:18,863
- YOU KNOW HE LIKES TO TALK.
- I CAN'T DO THIS, VINCE.
429
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,843
- DO WHAT?
- THIS MOVIE,
NOT WITH HIM.
430
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,000
COME ON, YOU GOT THE APOLOGY.
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
431
00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:25,181
I WANT TO GET ALONG WITH THE
PEOPLE I WORK WITH, ALL RIGHT?
432
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,516
LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO SPEND
ANOTHER YEAR BEING FUCKING ABUSED
433
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,674
- AND YOU SHOULD RESPECT THAT.
- I RESPECT IT, I DO.
434
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,177
BUT WHAT NOW?
435
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,333
- (cash register beeping)
- (Ari whistling melody)
436
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,818
- EXCUSE ME, HEY.
- YES?
437
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,764
- I'M WONDERING IF
YOU KNOW WHERE TOM IS.
- AH! I AM TOM.
438
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,056
- YOU'RE TOM?
- YES.
439
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:48,625
- LLOYD'S TOM?
- I USED TO BE.
440
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,339
- WHO ARE YOU?
- I DON'T GET IT.
441
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,674
- YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKING GUY. YOU CAN GET GIRLS.
- ARI.
442
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,743
- HOW YOU... HOW'D YOU KNOW?
- WELL, IT'S JUST A SKETCH,
443
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,879
BUT LLOYD USES YOUR
FACE AS A DARTBOARD.
444
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,370
- REALLY?
- HE'S A REALLY GOOD ARTIST.
445
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:02,439
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
446
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,420
YEAH, OVER HERE. LOOK, I'M
ALREADY ON FINISH LINE PROBATION,
447
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,122
SO I GOTTA MAKE
MYSELF LOOK BUSY.
448
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,690
WHAT ARE YOU, SEVEN
AND A HALF, EIGHT?
449
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,192
- UH, 11, TOM?
- REALLY?
450
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:12,416
- YEAH.
- OKAY.
451
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:14,785
SO, WHAT, DID HE
SEND YOU DOWN HERE?
452
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,631
NO NO, I CAME DOWN
HERE ON MY OWN.
453
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,101
I HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
WITH LLOYD... THAT HE'S NEVER HOME,
454
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,803
THAT HE'S TOO CAREER-ORIENTED.
455
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,871
- YOU GONNA TELL ME HE'S NOT?
- NO NO NO. HE IS, HE IS.
456
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,761
BUT LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING THOUGH, MAN...
457
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,998
DO YOU WANT A GUY WHO'S GONNA
PROVIDE A GREAT HOME FOR YOU,
458
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:31,035
OR SOME COOZE WHO'S ON THE COUCH
EVERY DAY WATCHING "OPRAH" AT 4:00?
459
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,215
"OPRAH" IS ON AT 3:00, ARI.
460
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:37,074
AND, LOOK... YEAH, I DO HATE
LLOYD'S HOURS. TAKE A SEAT.
461
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,943
BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M A GUY.
462
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,510
I UNDERSTAND CAREER GOALS.
463
00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:43,047
UH... SO, WHAT'S...
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
464
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:45,716
THE PROBLEM IS HE COULDN'T
KEEP HIS DICK IN HIS PANTS.
465
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,954
- HE CHEATED ON ME, ARI.
- NO... LLOYD CHEATED ON YOU?
466
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,766
NO, HE DIDN'T. HE WOULD
NEVER... ARE YOU SERIOUS?
467
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,891
YEAH, IT'S TRUE. I CAUGHT HIM.
468
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,470
IN THE ACT? LIKE, HE WAS...
469
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,627
WELL, NO... NO, I DIDN'T
CATCH HIM IN THE ACT,
470
00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:59,529
BUT, YOU KNOW, I WAS
SUSPICIOUS FRIDAY NIGHT.
471
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,165
HE SAID HE WAS GOING
DOWN TO THE ABBEY.
472
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,467
I PARKED MY CAR OUT
FRONT. HE NEVER SHOWED.
473
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,836
NEVER. I CONFRONTED
HIM AND, YOU KNOW, HE SAID
474
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,572
THAT HE DIDN'T WANT TO
BE INTERROGATED LIKE THAT.
475
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,652
LLOYD... LLOYD WAS
WITH ME FRIDAY NIGHT.
476
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:12,877
- HE WAS WITH YOU?
- YES.
477
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,112
AT "THE BOURNE
ULTIMATUM" PREMIERE.
478
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,181
- UNTIL LIKE 2:00 A.M.!
- THAT IS BULLSHIT!
479
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,994
NO NO NO NO! I... YOU KNOW WHAT?
480
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,451
I THINK I EVEN HAVE A
PICTURE OF IT IN MY PHONE.
481
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,798
- WHY WOULDN'T
HE TELL ME THAT?
- HE TOLD ME
482
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:26,434
THAT IF HE TOLD YOU THAT HE WAS
WORKING ON ANOTHER FRIDAY NIGHT,
483
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:29,526
THAT YOU WOULD TELL
HIM THAT IT WAS OVER.
484
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,161
YOU TELL HIM THAT?
485
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,797
OH MY GOSH! I... I
MEAN... MAYBE I DID...
486
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,844
YOU DID. YOU DID.
487
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,969
LLOYD IS THE BEST GUY I KNOW.
HE WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU.
488
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,939
(sighs) OH, MAN. I FEEL AWFUL.
489
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,108
- YOU CHEATED ON TOM?!
- WHAT?
490
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:46,076
You little fuckin' slut, Lloyd!
491
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:49,032
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT, ARI.
- I JUST SAW TOM.
492
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,049
- HE CAME TO THE OFFICE?
- I WENT TO HIS.
493
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,651
HE TOLD ME WHAT YOU DID. LLOYD!
494
00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:59,223
(grunts) I COULDN'T HELP IT,
ARI! IT'S BEEN ALL THE PRESSURE.
495
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,625
AND I MET THIS CUTE
BARISTA AT THE COFFEE BEAN
496
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:04,039
WHO I NEVER THOUGHT WOULD
LIKE ME. BUT HE DID LIKE ME, HE DID.
497
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:07,164
It was a one-time thing.
I go to Starbucks now.
498
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,066
But I ruined everything.
499
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,513
NO, YOU DIDN'T RUIN
EVERYTHING, 'CAUSE I SAVED IT.
500
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:13,337
SAVED IT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
501
00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:16,084
YOU WERE WITH ME FRIDAY NIGHT AT
"THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM" PREMIERE.
502
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:19,743
- I WAS?
- GET YOUR ASS BACK TO
THE OFFICE WITHIN THE HOUR
503
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,323
AND I WILL STICK TO THAT STORY.
504
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:23,158
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, LLOYD...
505
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,916
- I LOVE A LIAR, BUT I HATE
A CHEATER. SEE YA!
- WAIT, ARI!
506
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,230
- YEAH?
- I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU DID THIS FOR ME.
507
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:29,798
I LIKE YOU, LLOYD.
WHAT CAN I SAY?
508
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,599
SAY YOU'LL LET ME TAKE
YOU AND THE WIFE TO DINNER
509
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:34,158
- WITH TOM, A COUPLES DINNER.
- I DON'T LIKE YOU THAT MUCH.
510
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,938
GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE OFFICE
511
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,895
AND GET THAT FUCKIN'
DARTBOARD DOWN OFF YOUR WALL!
512
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,464
HUH?
513
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,070
$62,000. THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO GO FOR NO MORE THAN 50.
514
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:49,451
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? IT'LL CUT
INTO OUR PROFIT MARGIN A BIT IS ALL.
515
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,342
AH, THE KOUFAX BIDDERS.
516
00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:53,410
- THAT'S US.
- YOU GUYS BIG FANS?
517
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,512
- OH, DIE-HARDS.
- WE'RE NEW YORKERS.
518
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:57,747
SANDY WOULD'VE BEEN REALLY
PLEASED TO MEET YOU GUYS.
519
00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:59,483
SUCH A SHAME HE
COULDN'T GET OUT HERE.
520
00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:01,063
YEAH, IT WOULD'VE
BEEN A GREAT THRILL.
521
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,553
SAD, REALLY. HASN'T LEFT
HIS HOUSE IN A MONTH.
522
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:05,567
OH, NO. IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
523
00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:07,958
YEAH, WE'D BE DEVASTATED IF
SOMETHING HAPPENED TO SANDY.
524
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,594
SANDY'S AS WELL
AS CAN BE EXPECTED.
525
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:12,329
HIS DOG'S BEEN SICK FOR MONTHS.
526
00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,898
HE DID EVERYTHING HE COULD,
BUT HE FINALLY SUCCUMBED.
527
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,400
HIS DOG?
528
00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:18,902
HIS BELOVED GIANT
SCHNAUZER, PEE WEE.
529
00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:21,071
MADE IT TO 19. THAT'S
PRETTY GOOD FOR A DOG.
530
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:22,772
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
531
00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:25,909
NEXT MONTH, SANDY'S GONNA BE
OUT HERE FOR THE CELEBRITY PRO-AM.
532
00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:28,578
HE'S FAVORED AS USUAL...
HEALTHY AS A CLAM.
533
00:22:28,614 --> 00:22:30,747
MAYBE YOU GUYS
CAN CATCH HIM THEN.
534
00:22:30,782 --> 00:22:32,649
MAYBE.
535
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,507
I'M GONNA KILL YOUR
COUSIN, TURTLE.
536
00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:40,624
- KILL HIM.
- MM-HMM.
537
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,240
TOM, YOU KNOW I SAW
AND LOVED "DREAMGIRLS"
538
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:48,904
WHEN IT WAS IN THE THEATER, BUT I WILL
GLADLY WATCH IT AGAIN WITH YOU TONIGHT.
539
00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:52,636
I SAW IT WITH MY MOTHER. TOM...
540
00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:54,816
- JUST TELL US WHAT
OUR OPTIONS ARE, ARI.
- WELL, LET'S SEE.
541
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,551
WE CAN ALL DRINK
POISONED GATORADE
542
00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:58,942
AND HOPE THAT THE NEXT
LIFE IS BETTER THAN THIS ONE.
543
00:22:58,977 --> 00:23:01,078
COME ON, E. YOU DRINK FIRST.
544
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:04,748
VINCE, YOU REALLY WANT
TO THROW AWAY A "GO" MOVIE?
545
00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:07,284
E, IT'S YOUR JOB TO HELP HIM
546
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:10,154
TO GET THE MOVIES THAT HE
WANTS, NOT TO FUCK THEM UP!
547
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:12,600
ARI, YOU KNOW HE'S HELPED ME
GET EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED.
548
00:23:12,624 --> 00:23:15,803
COME ON, ALL RIGHT. SO, YOU DON'T
LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE TALK DOWN TO YOU.
549
00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:17,472
PEOPLE TALK DOWN
TO ME EVERY DAY.
550
00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:19,774
IF I LET GO OF ALL MY CLIENTS
THAT TALKED DOWN TO ME,
551
00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:21,843
HE'D BE THE ONLY ONE I HAD LEFT.
552
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:24,468
I MEAN, JESUS, MAN, AFTER
ALL HE'S DONE FOR YOU,
553
00:23:24,503 --> 00:23:28,338
SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE AND
TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM.
554
00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:31,119
- VINCE, TELL HIM THAT
YOU WANNA DO THIS MOVIE.
- HE KNOWS I WANNA DO THE MOVIE.
555
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:33,009
AND HE KNOWS THAT I DON'T.
556
00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:34,523
LOOK, I SHOULDN'T BE
PRODUCING ANYWAY.
557
00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,158
YOU WANNA DO THIS
MOVIE? I'LL SIT THIS ONE OUT.
558
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:37,514
HERE COMES THE IRISH GUILT.
559
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,161
THERE'S NO GUILT, ALL
RIGHT? THE TRUTH IS
560
00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:40,862
I DON'T LIKE STANDING
AROUND ON SETS ANYWAY.
561
00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:42,497
THAT'S NOT WHY I CAME OUT HERE.
562
00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:44,799
I'LL GO BACK TO MANAGING
AND FIND THE NEXT PROJECT.
563
00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:46,290
BOOM! PROBLEM SOLVED.
564
00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:48,125
HE GOES BACK TO BEING A MANAGER,
565
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,027
I GET HIM PAID AS A
PRODUCER ANYWAY.
566
00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:52,563
LOTTERY STRIKES
AGAIN FOR YOU, E.
567
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,642
- ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS?
- YEAH.
568
00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:56,711
- AND AS YOUR MANAGER,
I'M SURE OF SOMETHING ELSE.
- OH, YEAH? WHAT?
569
00:23:56,735 --> 00:23:59,970
- YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING
THIS MOVIE, NOT WITH BILLY.
- JESUS, FUCK.
570
00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:02,750
AND IT'S NOT MY PRIDE. IT'S
BECAUSE I THINK WALSH HAS PEAKED.
571
00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:04,686
AND I THINK HIS BEST
DAYS ARE BEHIND HIM.
572
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:06,521
AND I THINK HE
FUCKED UP "MEDELLIN."
573
00:24:06,545 --> 00:24:08,823
- NOW, YOU KNOW I DON'T
AGREE WITH YOU ON THAT.
- NOR DO I.
574
00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:11,148
- YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT.
- I'M AGAINST YOU EITHER WAY.
575
00:24:12,518 --> 00:24:14,718
- IT'S YOUR CHOICE, VINCE.
- IT IS YOUR CHOICE.
576
00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:17,988
IT'S YOUR LIFE. HE'S JUST A
PASSENGER LUCKY TO HAVE A SEAT.
577
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,791
- I'M GONNA DO THE MOVIE.
- BOOM!
578
00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:25,529
THERE YOU GO! I'LL HAVE A
$2 MILLION ADVANCE CHECK
579
00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:28,165
CUT FOR YOU TODAY! HOW HORRIBLE!
580
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,944
LLOYD! BRING IN SOME BUBBLY!
581
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:33,303
WE'RE DOING A
LITTLE CELEBRATING.
582
00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:35,683
- ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
- YEAH. I JUST
WANTED TO BE HEARD.
583
00:24:35,707 --> 00:24:38,642
- WELL, YOU WERE.
- YEAH, I GUESS I WAS.
584
00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:43,113
(pop music playing)