1 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:09,801 (OPENING MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:20,204 VINCE: Not a bad neighborhood, E. 3 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,623 And you're relatively close to the House of Wax. 4 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,542 DRAMA: You got a Jiffy Lube right across the street. 5 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:25,877 And if you had a hard day, 6 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:28,087 you're only a few steps away from a $50 blowjob. 7 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:30,882 Please, we passed $5010 blocks ago. 8 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:33,092 What do you need an office for anyway? I don't get it. 9 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:35,678 You didn't get the concept of having a job till you were 25, Turtle, 10 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,054 so I wouldn't expect you to. 11 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:38,806 If it's my place that's not doing it for you, E, 12 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:40,266 we can make some modifications, 13 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,101 make the environment more work-friendly. 14 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:43,978 I appreciate that, Drama. The only modification 15 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,730 that would work would be having you guys move out. 16 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,023 Why, are we distracting? 17 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,775 No, having Turtle blow bong hits in my face 18 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:51,360 when I'm trying to read a script is motivating. 19 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:55,198 - This is the building? - Shut up and get in there. 20 00:01:57,576 --> 00:01:59,035 - TURTLE: Jesus Christ. - DRAMA: What the hell? 21 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,620 I guess you don't like it? 22 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:02,121 Well, it doesn't exactly scream 23 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:03,956 "I'm Vincent Chase's manager." 24 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:05,792 No. It screams "I'm Johnny Chase's." 25 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:07,919 - (LAUGHS) - DRAMA: Why do I gotta get abused 26 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:09,128 when we're trying to abuse him? 27 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:10,713 It's just for a laugh. 28 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,715 - This is gonna be your desk? - Yeah, for now. 29 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:15,510 No no no. A working man needs a real desk, 30 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:16,886 a sturdy desk. 31 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,471 One that can support a good fuck. 32 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:20,932 - (VINCE LAUGHS) - Well, this office isn't for show. 33 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:23,643 And it's not for fucking. It's so I can get shit done. 34 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:24,811 TURTLE: Like what? 35 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:25,978 Yeah, what do you got to do that's so pressing? 36 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:28,189 I am kind of booked till Walsh hands in his script. 37 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,441 So what do you want to do? You want to sit around and do nothing? 38 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:31,901 You have something else in mind? 39 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,237 Peter Jackson's starting a new gaming division. 40 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:37,323 They're looking to make some talent deals... Big dough, limited exposure. 41 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,033 I'm gonna call his development guy and set up a meeting. 42 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,910 Maybe I can lock us a video game. Sound good? 43 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,203 - Sounds great. - Yeah? 44 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,080 - The office still sucks. - TURTLE: Yeah, it's terrible. 45 00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:46,707 Come on, guys. Let's leave my high-powered manager 46 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,292 so he can earn us some money. 47 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:50,378 - Later, E. - What are we gonna do all day? 48 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,255 We'll figure it out. 49 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,008 (PHONES RINGING, PEOPLE CHATTERING) 50 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,718 Big day today, people! 51 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,512 The Gold standard's golden girl, 52 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,848 Miss Mary J. Blige, 53 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:04,058 is coming in today for her annual 54 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:06,853 "make-me-understand- what-I-pay-you-people-for" 55 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:08,855 meeting, so we'd better be ready. 56 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:10,439 - Chris! - Uh, I'm ready, Ari. 57 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,066 - Bradley! - Wearing my best tie, Ari. 58 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:14,235 Great, zip up that fly. 59 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,444 - Ari... - Hey, Jim. 60 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,488 - It's Jeff. - I'm sorry. From the side, you know... 61 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:19,699 - Yeah, don't worry about it. - You and your bro ready for Mary J? 62 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:22,285 We are. But listen, just a heads up: 63 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,078 My brother and I have been having some personal problems. 64 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:25,204 Does it have anything to do with Mary J? 65 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:26,372 No, it does not. 66 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,749 - Then it has nothing to do with me. - You're absolutely right. 67 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:30,835 But you know how emotional Jim can be. 68 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,546 So, look, if he comes bugging you with this, just ignore him. 69 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,131 Let's hope he doesn't come bugging me. 70 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,883 Yeah. Let's hope. 71 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,012 Did Mary J. Confirm? 72 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:43,431 Six times, one for each Grammy. 73 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,975 - What's that smell? - It's Issey Miyake, her favorite scent. 74 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,769 I'm wearing it as a subtle subliminal show of our support. 75 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:51,022 - What else you got? - Jim Jensen's in your office. 76 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:53,733 Oh, Jesus Christ, his brother just ambushed me. 77 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:56,110 Yeah, I guess there's some kind of rift with the Jensen boys. 78 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:57,778 - Be careful in there. - Careful? 79 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,405 You know multiples freak me out, Ari. 80 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:00,948 Can gays have multiples, Lloyd? 81 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:02,825 Jim! Not the day for this. 82 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:03,951 How's it going with the baby bro? 83 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:06,412 Okay, he's 27 seconds older than me, Ari. 84 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,915 And he's a lowlife slimy piece of cunt shit. 85 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,167 Yes, well, you know how siblings can be, right? 86 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,752 - Oh, you have a brother? - I do. 87 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:15,588 And a whore of a sister, so I can relate to the sibling squabblings. 88 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,298 I need you to fire him, Ari. 89 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:19,800 (CLEARS THROAT) I need positivity today, Jim. 90 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:22,511 But, Ari, I can't work in the same building with him. 91 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,972 Jeter and A-Rod let their dicks fly in the same locker room 92 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:26,557 - and they hate each other. - Okay, Ari... 93 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:28,267 Jim, listen to me. 94 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:30,061 Just man the fuck up, okay? 95 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,979 We got Mary J. Coming in today. 96 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:35,524 It's time to heed the woman's lyrics..."No More Drama." 97 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:39,904 - Matt Dravitzki's on the phone. - Who's Matt Dravitzki? 98 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,697 VP of Peter Jackson's company. 99 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,449 Do I talk to VPs? 100 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,284 He says he's calling because E called him 101 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:47,620 and said Vince wants to work with Peter. 102 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:50,164 Jim, go back to work. 103 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,124 Go. 104 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:57,296 And don't ask to see her tatts like you did with Angelina. 105 00:04:58,382 --> 00:04:59,882 - (PHONE BEEPS) - Hello. 106 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:02,093 Ooh, look at this sweet piece, Vince. 107 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:03,636 It's perfect. E will love it. 108 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,554 Can I go on record and say that when I get an office 109 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,223 I want my gift to be a plasma? 110 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,600 Can I go on the record and say by the time you get an office, 111 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:11,852 plasmas will have gone the way of the eight-track? 112 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:14,146 - (ALL LAUGHING) - Excuse me, miss. 113 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,232 Can you tell me a little something about this desk? 114 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,818 Oh, that's an amazing piece with a lot of history. 115 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:21,529 - You've got a good eye. - Well, thank you. 116 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:24,740 Do you know what kind of weight this can support? 117 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:27,910 This is a signed Majorelle built in the 1930s. 118 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,746 Mickey Rooney sat at this desk in "Breakfast at Tiffany's." 119 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,540 - Mmm. - Huh, that's ironic. 120 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:35,001 We want it so another small Irishman can sit at it. 121 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,961 - WOMAN: Oh, is this a gift? - Yeah. 122 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:39,171 That's very thoughtful. 123 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,339 How thoughtful? 124 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:41,632 $42,000. 125 00:05:42,426 --> 00:05:45,428 (WHISTLES) Get a 100-inch plasma for that, Vin. 126 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:46,804 This is an investment, though. 127 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:49,265 This desk will appreciate like a piece of art. 128 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:51,267 And Robert De Niro owned that desk. 129 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,560 Really? 130 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,562 Yeah, Scorsese gave it to him as a gift 131 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,397 after "New York, New York" bombed. 132 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,357 It was the only thing that survived 133 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:00,860 after his Malibu home went up in flames. 134 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:03,696 - Is this true? - Cross my heart and hope to die. 135 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:04,947 Hmm. 136 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,283 I'm sold. 137 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,955 I wonder if De Niro ever fucked on this desk. 138 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,165 Hmm, I don't know, Drama. 139 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:16,751 Why don't you lean over and sniff it for ball wax? 140 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:19,045 Turtle, come on. You have to ruin the desk for me? 141 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,547 - I'm sorry, Vin. - Vince, I am so embarrassed, 142 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:23,340 but apparently a buyer came in yesterday 143 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:25,551 and someone forgot to put the sold tag out. 144 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,970 - You're kidding? - I feel awful. 145 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:30,181 We have another great desk that just came in. 146 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:31,724 It's a rustic piece. 147 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:34,894 - Yeah, De Niro own that one? - I'm really sorry. 148 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:36,604 Is there any way we can call the buyer 149 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,230 and maybe offer him a little more? 150 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:40,900 - We really want the desk. - I'm sorry, I couldn't. 151 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:43,444 We're supposed to respect the privacy of our clients. 152 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:44,945 Can you respect my poor little friend 153 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:47,323 sitting at a fold-up table in his sad little office? 154 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,411 (WHISPERS) It was Gary Busey. 155 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:54,872 (CLEARS THROAT) 156 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,251 - Hey. - (PHONE RINGING) 157 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:05,341 Shit! 158 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:07,802 Eric Murphy. 159 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,261 Like the new office number, E. 160 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,472 You know it spells 274-COCK. 161 00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:14,308 - It does not. - No, it doesn't, but I made you look. 162 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:15,810 Why are you so out of breath? 163 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,062 Are you christening the place with a nice midday jerk? 164 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:19,772 Stop fantasizing, Ari. What do you want? 165 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,524 You call Peter Jackson's company? 166 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,442 - Yeah, how'd you know? - 'Cause they called me. 167 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:24,610 Why'd they call you? 168 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:26,612 Because they don't know who the fuck you are. 169 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,739 I told them I was Vincent Chase's manager. 170 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:30,741 Well, there are people outside your office right now 171 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:33,285 that will claim to be Lady Di. That don't make it true. 172 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,121 Whatever. This is true, you jerk-off. 173 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:37,206 Your staff is ready, Ari. 174 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:39,583 Listen, we got a great system going. 175 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:41,752 Just 'cause you got 80 square feet of office space 176 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:43,295 doesn't mean you can go and fuck it up. 177 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,631 And what system is that, Ari? Just so I'm clear. 178 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,716 Well, let's see, people call me, 179 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,928 then I call you. You tell Vince what I tell you. 180 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:53,347 Vince tells you what to tell me. 181 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:56,559 You're like a... A ventriloquist in a dummy's body. 182 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,644 Whatever. I can make and take my own meetings. 183 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,896 Well, listen, if you want people to call you back, 184 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,773 may I suggest that you get a van 185 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:04,859 with a large bullhorn on the top, 186 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:06,485 drive around Hollywood 187 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:09,905 announcing that after three years of hibernating in Vincent Chase's ass, 188 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,616 Eric Murphy has come out to play-ee-ay? 189 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,827 All right! Let's do this, everybody! 190 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,996 - Everyone feeling good? - ALL: Yes! Yeah! Great! 191 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,539 Not everyone. 192 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:21,542 All right! 193 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:25,004 I am not Ari Gold today, I am the queen of hip-hop soul. 194 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,506 I have sold 65 million more records 195 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:29,133 than all of you combined. 196 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,468 Impress me. Go. 197 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:34,180 A broadway musical based on her alter ego Brook Lynn. 198 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:37,099 Miss Blige could produce, star and direct. 199 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:40,394 Uh, so you want to keep her on the stage for nine months 200 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:41,854 and out of the recording studio? 201 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,480 It's a really good idea. 202 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:45,608 Mention that to her and I'll kill both of you. 203 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:46,859 ARl: Next. 204 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:49,153 Paramount has a movie about con artists. 205 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:51,530 It's an excellent script, very realistic. 206 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:54,283 Yeah, he'd know since he's a pretty big con artist himself. 207 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,743 You have something productive to say? 208 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:58,078 I'm sorry, Ari, I'm just having trouble concentrating. 209 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:00,331 - Well, Jim, this isn't the place. - Oh, what? 210 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:01,498 Am I embarrassing you? 211 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,708 JEFF: No, you're embarrassing yourself. 212 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,293 Actually, no one can tell you two apart, 213 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,586 so you're both being embarrassed. 214 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:08,339 Ari, Ari, I told you, I can't work with him. 215 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:09,548 What are you gonna do? Are you gonna quit? 216 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:11,175 No, I told him to fire you. 217 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,010 - What? - Yeah, that's right, scumbag. 218 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,471 Okay, you know what? I apologized to you. 219 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:16,764 But when you go after my livelihood... 220 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:17,932 Hey, assholes! 221 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,433 - Fuck your livelihood! - Fuck you! 222 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:20,976 - Fuck you! - Fuck me?! 223 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,479 - You want some? - (ALL SHOUTING) 224 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,152 Put them both in my office when it's done. 225 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,196 Remind me to sell this as a reality show. 226 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,864 (MEN SHOUTING) 227 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,827 Sounds too easy is all I'm saying. 228 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,537 The guy said he'd be happy to sell me the desk. 229 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:42,915 Let's just get in and out. No small talk. 230 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,501 Busey scares me, Vin. You sure there's not another desk? 231 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,254 This is the desk we're getting, Turtle. Just don't small talk, okay? 232 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:49,755 - (SIGHS) - Johnny? 233 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,548 I like talking to Busey. 234 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:54,093 The tortoise, the hare and the millionaire. 235 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:56,971 (CHUCKLES) It is so good to see you guys. 236 00:09:57,514 --> 00:10:00,391 I've had walking pneumonia for the past couple of weeks. 237 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,142 Haven't had any guests. 238 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:05,354 But for the beginning of new guests, you are the best. 239 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,232 Come on in. 240 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,402 GARY: Come on. Come on. 241 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,905 So, you've come to acquire my newly-acquired desk. 242 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,282 It's for E as a gift. 243 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:17,908 Yeah, he's got a sweet new office 244 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:20,703 and it'll complement the place perfectly. 245 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:23,247 There's no way I'm gonna part with that desk. 246 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:24,873 But, Gary, you said on the phone... 247 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,876 That phone call was two years ago, Mr. Vince. 248 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,879 Gary, my brother is prepared to pay 249 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,465 whatever he's got to pay to get that desk. Name your price. 250 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,758 Easy, Johnny, easy. 251 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,302 Uh, yes, I am willing to pay, Gary, 252 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,886 but let's be reasonable. 253 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,180 You paid 42, I'll give you 50. 254 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,683 Money will bury you, Vince. 255 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,143 - Okay, all right. - Here, sit down. 256 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,603 Let's find harmony in this circle. 257 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,063 (ALL SIGHING) 258 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,816 GARY: Good. 259 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,235 Why are you so quiet? 260 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,070 You scare me, Gary. 261 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,864 It's your reflection in the mirror 262 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,532 that scares you, Turtle. 263 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:00,784 VINCE: Gary, what exactly do you want? 264 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,328 I'm planning a series of portraits 265 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:03,871 and I've chosen my next subject. 266 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:07,791 - You want to paint me? - No. You don't know pain. 267 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,501 I... I don't follow. 268 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,546 Drama, I've chosen you. 269 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,632 You want to paint me? 270 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,136 No, I want to paint on you. 271 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,764 Now I don't follow. 272 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:25,392 This is a statement of enlightened photography: 273 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,771 The unseen faces of the familiar. 274 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,440 I painted George Hamilton white. 275 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,818 I've taken 230 lbs off Dom Deluise 276 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,488 by painting him with vertical stripes. 277 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,158 With you, I will paint you 278 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,951 to bring out your beauty and your truth. 279 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,329 - (SCOFFS) Good luck. - So what do you say, Johnny? 280 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,707 I don't know, bro. I got tiny pores. 281 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:51,168 - It could suffocate me. - (SHOUTS) Hey! 282 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,462 Only denial will suffocate you. 283 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:57,633 - Come on, Drama. It's for E. - It's for E. 284 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,468 And for immortality. 285 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,971 WOMAN ON PHONE: "Daily Variety" ad sales, can I help you? 286 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,681 Hi. I'd like to take out an ad 287 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,100 in tomorrow's paper announcing my company. 288 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,519 Okay, no problem. I need the name of your business. 289 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:11,897 The Murphy Group. 290 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,524 Yeah, you like that? 291 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,901 It's okay. What do you do? 292 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,403 I represent Vincent Chase. 293 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,071 Ooh! I liked "Aquaman." 294 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,115 - Cool. - But according to the SAG database, 295 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,117 Ari Gold represents Vincent Chase. 296 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,618 Well, I'm his manager. 297 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:27,538 Oh, that's nice. Who else do you represent? 298 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,041 - Just Vince. - So why the "Group"? 299 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:33,252 I thought it sounded good. What, it doesn't? 300 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,878 If there was a group it might. 301 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:37,256 Well, whatever. I'm gonna go with the Group. 302 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,924 What do you want the ad to say? 303 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,135 "The Murphy Group 304 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,303 is proud to be representing Vincent Chase." 305 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,389 Okay, but we need confirmation 306 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,933 that you actually manage Vincent Chase before we can use his name. 307 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,602 - What kind of confirmation? - Client management papers, perhaps. 308 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:51,937 I don't have those. 309 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,439 You represent Vincent Chase with no papers? 310 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,691 - Yes. - Do you think that's smart? 311 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,902 Look, what else can I do to confirm? 312 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:02,948 You can have Ari Gold's office call us, 'cause we know who he is. 313 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,533 Hello? 314 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,368 Uh, look, whatever. You know what? 315 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,371 I'll get some papers or something, thank you. 316 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,248 Freak. 317 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,171 - BOTH: Hey, Ari! - Shut the fuck up! 318 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,131 I've heard enough out of both of you today. Lloyd, go. 319 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,676 You guys should've had this out in the carpool in. 320 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,804 We don't carpool, Ari. We live on opposite sides of town. 321 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,514 Really? 'Cause I would've pictured you two 322 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:30,517 living in the same condo together in, like, bunk beds with a little racecar... 323 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:33,437 - Ari... - Shut up! Don't say another word! 324 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,481 Pretend like you're afraid of me, okay? 325 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,483 Because I'm feeling a little insecure right now, 326 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,860 because I'm wondering what I'm doing wrong 327 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,779 that would allow you two to fuck with my focus 328 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:45,532 on a day when I need to be on my A game. 329 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,326 On a day, when, if I'm not, 330 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,120 we could see M.J. Hip and hop her way 331 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,705 back to I.C.M. 332 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,957 And if that were to happen, best case, 333 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,751 you two are managers in the Valley. 334 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,503 Worst case, you're a freak show 335 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,463 performing at the Santa Monica Pier. 336 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:02,174 Now, with that in mind, tell me 337 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,593 why in God's name 338 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,428 is this happening?! 339 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,100 He fucked my wife, Ari. 340 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,437 He did not! 341 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,856 You... You did? 342 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,733 You fucked his wife? 343 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:24,780 - As you? - What? 344 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,032 Did you pretend to be him? 345 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,160 Or did she actually fuck you thinking you were you? 346 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:33,330 - You think this is funny? - No! I think it's disgusting. 347 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,582 I'm just... I'm trying to figure out 348 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,209 why she did that. 349 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,710 I mean, if I were to cheat on my wife 350 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,712 it would be with like a, you know, busty blonde 351 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,339 or an Asian with pointy nipples. 352 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,049 But an exact fucking replica... 353 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,260 Stop, Ari. Ari, we get it, okay? 354 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,512 We're sorry and we will work it out. 355 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,556 - There's nothing to work out. - See what I'm dealing with? 356 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,475 - You see this? - Shut up, shut up. Lloyd! 357 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,727 - Accounting just brought this up. - All right. 358 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,813 Look, as repulsed as I am 359 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,899 by the fact that you fucked your twin brother's wife, 360 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,526 it's not my problem. 361 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,528 Fucking your coworker's wife... 362 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:05,821 That is. 363 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,615 But now I've got a bigger problem. 364 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:12,327 - Please tell me that you are Jeff. - I'm Jim. 365 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,580 How can anyone tell you two apart? 366 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,040 - I wear a Windsor knot. - What does it matter?! 367 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,333 Jeff... 368 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,877 has outearned you... 369 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:23,589 significantly for the past three years. 370 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:26,091 - So you won't fire him? - Buddy, listen to me. 371 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,135 I run a business here, not the U.N. 372 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,971 Clearly, you two will never be able to work together again. 373 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,098 So, what? You're gonna fire me? 374 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,267 You're leaving me no choice. 375 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,023 You know what? Fuck you! 376 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,816 And fuck you! 377 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,613 Hey, you did what you had to do. 378 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,865 - It's about the numbers... - Get out of my face. 379 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,367 Go back to work. You make me sick. 380 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,202 Lloyd! 381 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,705 The curse of the multiples is over. 382 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,666 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 383 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,344 (HISSING) 384 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,640 Please, Gary, do you have to throw it at me? 385 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:17,559 Hey, you want him in close, working you over with brushes? 386 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:20,187 We'll get to the details later. 387 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,066 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 388 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,401 Keep your eyes straight, please. Don't look at the paint. 389 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,695 The paint will be on you soon. 390 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,700 (LAUGHS) 391 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,037 - Looking good, Johnny. - GARY: Whee! Wha! 392 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,373 Whoa! I just talked to the store, 393 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,333 E will have the desk this afternoon. 394 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:44,461 - Whoa! - Yeah, great. Well, he better love it 395 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,672 or you're paying for my therapy. 396 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,548 GARY: Therapy will let you down. 397 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,092 This... 398 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,761 is your therapy. 399 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,262 (GROANS) 400 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,722 What do you mean you need confirmation? 401 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:56,848 You are the confirmation. 402 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,601 Well, you need to tell Mr. Chase that the Screen Actor's Guild 403 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,395 requires him to update his forms. 404 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,479 Update his forms? 405 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:03,605 - He doesn't open his mail! - (CELL PHONE RINGING) 406 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,190 WOMAN: Sir, please calm down. 407 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:08,318 You know what? Forget it. I'll call back. 408 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,821 - Hello? - Please tell me you're not the idiot 409 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,698 that's been calling "Variety" trying to take out an ad. 410 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,116 This isn't happening. 411 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,492 Do you really think if someone 412 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,910 calls the press and throws Vince's name around 413 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,538 - I'm not gonna hear about it? - ERIC: I'm not trying to keep it a secret. 414 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:20,789 I'm just trying to get my name out there a little bit. 415 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:21,957 By taking out an ad? 416 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,500 Who are you, the fucking Roto-Rooter man? 417 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,085 You want your name out there, you call me. 418 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,878 All right, Shauna. Now that I have you on the phone, 419 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,255 I'd like my name out there a little bit. 420 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,590 - Ask me nicely. - Shauna... 421 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:34,594 Go to "Variety," E. Ask for Jackie Stone. She'll be there till 4:00. 422 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:35,929 She'll do a press release on you, 423 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,514 ask you a couple of questions, 424 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,766 write a few sentences. Will take you 20 minutes tops 425 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,268 and it won't cost you a dime. 426 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:44,521 - Wow. Thanks, Shauna. - Where's my fucking kid? 427 00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:46,606 (GROANS) 428 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,900 He threw up on me. 429 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,485 Oh, relax, Christy. 430 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,655 I'm sure he's not the first guy to puke on you. 431 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,868 - It's time, Ari! It's time! - Calm, Lloyd. 432 00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,911 Miss Mary J. Blige just got off the elevator. 433 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,872 - Be cool, Lloyd, be cool. - I can't be cool. 434 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,665 Oh! Feel my beating heart. 435 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,126 She's a chick, Lloyd. There may be hope for you yet. 436 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,753 - MARY: Hey. - ARl: There she is. 437 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,254 - How are you? - Good, how are you? 438 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,714 - I'm great. - You look stunning. 439 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,591 Thank you. You pick out that suit just for me? 440 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:15,010 Actually, my wife did. You like? 441 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,637 - You smell nice. - (LLOYD GIGGLES) 442 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,432 - Everyone, this is Miss Mary J. Blige! - MARY: Hey! Thank you. 443 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,684 - (CHEERING) - I'm excited to be here. 444 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,395 - Thank you. - ARl: Let's get started. 445 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,522 Let's do it. 446 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,693 Ari, where's Jim? 447 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,571 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 448 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,951 Hey, fellas. We just got the message. 449 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,077 What's the problem? 450 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,871 This thing will never get up to that office. 451 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,875 No way. The stairwell is too narrow and it won't fit in the elevator. 452 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,878 You can't just jack it up through the window? 453 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,672 Turtle, we couldn't fit you through that window. 454 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,216 What are you, a smurf? 455 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,468 - (LAUGHS) - That's funny, wiseass. 456 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,803 I thought so. 457 00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,846 Sorry, Vince. It's a one-piece desk. 458 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,640 The only way you getting that bad boy up there 459 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,351 is if you cut a hole in the roof and helicopter it in. 460 00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:06,061 How much would that cost? 461 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,979 It's a joke, smurf. 462 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,398 - Any other suggestions? - Yeah. 463 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,484 Return the desk and get your money back. 464 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,737 Man, it's too nice for this shithole, anyway. 465 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,989 So you haven't had an office until now? 466 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,491 Well, I really haven't needed one. 467 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,117 I mean, we've had so much space at Vince's house, 468 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,203 but now we're all living in a small condo, so... 469 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,330 - You guys live together? - Yeah. 470 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,374 I mean, but it's not like that. We've been friends since we were kids. 471 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:30,210 We're like brothers. Probably don't need to write that down though. 472 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,128 Oh no, it's an interesting story. 473 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,506 Maybe we could do something bigger... 474 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:37,259 A little profile. Do you have time for a photo? 475 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,010 Yeah, sure. 476 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,179 I didn't even know that you knew Jim. 477 00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:44,015 I know all my people, Ari. And Jim's really sweet. 478 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,058 Did you know he sends 479 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,018 a personal handwritten note out with every script? 480 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,436 I did not know that, no. 481 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,729 It's a nice touch. 482 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,439 Hmm. You know what? 483 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,483 We're gonna get Jeff calligraphy lessons 484 00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:55,360 and now he's gonna be the one that's sweet to you. 485 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,195 No, please. Keep Jeff away from me. 486 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,072 He's weird and he's always staring at my ass. 487 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,950 Jeff? No, he has a lazy eye. 488 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,035 That's probably what you're seeing. 489 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,287 Either way, I like Jim. 490 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,582 - Did you really have to fire him? - Unfortunately, I did, yeah. 491 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,084 - Why? What happened? - Uh, you, uh... 492 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,377 The less you know, the better, believe me. 493 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,629 If I were to tell you all the details, it would sicken you. 494 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,840 - Sounds bad. - It is, it is. 495 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,551 Believe me, I take no great pleasure 496 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,803 in firing anyone, but... especially someone 497 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,222 that's had such a positive impact on you. 498 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,224 - Anyway, Ari, thank you. - (ELEVATOR DINGS) 499 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:27,893 - Good stuff in there today. - Yes, you too... 500 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,769 - Oh, hey, Mary J. - Hey, Jim, how you doing? 501 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,397 - Let's go back to the office. - Wait wait wait. No no no no! 502 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,566 - Did he tell you that he fired me? - Listen, hey, 503 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,359 you don't have to air out your dirty laundry here. 504 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,570 Oh, would that be the "my-brother-fucks-my-wife- 505 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,864 he-earns-more-for-you- you-fire-me" 506 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:41,990 dirty laundry, asshole? 507 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,617 One love, Mary. 508 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,953 You're an animal, Ari. 509 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,877 - Did you see M.J. Off? - I saw her off, all right, Lloyd. 510 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,420 Off to I.C.M. 511 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:59,174 - Jeff! - Hey, Ari, you got it right. 512 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,593 What the hell? 513 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:05,055 How can one embryo produce two fucking losers? 514 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:07,599 - Ari, what's the problem? - The problem is... 515 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,309 you're a disgusting mutant. 516 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,519 Now go reconjoin with your brother 517 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,605 on the unemployment line! 518 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,280 I don't know what you're freaking out about, E. 519 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:23,823 I went in there to write a few sentences, 520 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,784 and they ambushed me with a whole expose 521 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,828 I wasn't ready for it. Hit "refresh," Turtle. 522 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,372 Nothing. 523 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,082 Well, the new "Variety" comes up at 10:00 p.m. 524 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,167 TURTLE: Yeah, well, it's 9:59 and it's not up yet. 525 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:36,044 - Hit "refresh." - Relax, E. 526 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,754 It's just a little press. 527 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,756 It's his first real press, he's nervous. 528 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:43,426 Yeah, I remember my first piece of press..."Back Stage West." 529 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:46,304 I couldn't get an audition to save my life 530 00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:49,015 until my groundbreaking role as Lennie. 531 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,850 Headline on page 14 read 532 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:54,104 "Of Mice and the Man Known as Johnny Chase." 533 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:57,107 Did they dub you "Candlelight Dinner Theater's Biggest and Best Retard"? 534 00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:59,901 - (LAUGHING) - ERIC: "Refresh," Turtle. 535 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:02,070 - Whoa, it's up. - Huh. 536 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:03,863 They got a picture, E. 537 00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,365 - Good photo. - You look cute. 538 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,742 - (LAUGHING) - What's the headline say? 539 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:10,620 "The New Nepotism in Hollywood." 540 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,622 Oh, Jesus Christ. You know, I knew it! 541 00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:15,125 I knew it! I'm so... I'm so pissed right now. 542 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:17,210 - Sorry, E. - What's wrong with nepotism? 543 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,504 Hey, Vince, are you coming? 544 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,179 Who's that? 545 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:29,806 (DOOR CLOSES) 546 00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:32,350 "A new trend is infiltrating 547 00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:34,728 the already-impenetrable popular table of Hollywood." 548 00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:37,188 - You already read this. - Well, it sounds worse on real paper. 549 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:38,940 Now the whole city's reading it. 550 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:41,860 "Eric Murphy has paved the way for those like Casey Cobb, 551 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,778 childhood friend of Jessica Simpson, 552 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,530 to come and surf the wave of celebrity 553 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,365 in hopes of becoming a permanent fixture 554 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,034 in the business of the business." 555 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:50,952 You're paving the way, that's a plus. 556 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,996 - Who cares, E, huh? - Yeah, who cares? 557 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,956 No press is bad press. 558 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,709 - Where are we going? - To cheer you up. 559 00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,044 I just want to get back in the office, 560 00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:00,503 figure out a way to repair the damage. 561 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:01,629 You're gonna need a new desk 562 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,882 to repair the damages. We got you a new desk. 563 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,426 - You got me a desk? - VINCE: Uh-huh. 564 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,136 VINCE: This is it. 565 00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:11,514 - Wow. - VINCE: You like? 566 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:14,225 Yeah, I love it. It's never gonna fit in my office. 567 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,436 Actually, E, it already does. 568 00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:19,355 - Huh? - This is your office, E. 569 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,067 - And that's mine over there. - And mine's over there. 570 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:24,235 VINCE: And I got one too, just in case we miss you. 571 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,113 - VINCE: We can all hang. - Building a sick lounge out there 572 00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:30,158 - with a huge, huge plasma. - How much was this place, Vince? 573 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,368 E, you can't put a price on comfort. 574 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:33,953 Just enjoy it. 575 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,623 Thanks, Vince. Now I feel really worthless. 576 00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:38,583 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 577 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,669 - Hello. - MAN: Hello, Eric Murphy? 578 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:42,754 Speaking. 579 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:45,006 Hey, Peter Jackson calling from New Zealand. 580 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,593 Hi. Thanks for getting back to me. 581 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:49,761 Would have called you yesterday, 582 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:51,888 but no one down here knew who the hell you were. 583 00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:55,058 Eric Murphy... Now you're not related to Eddie by any chance? 584 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:57,393 - Well, I'm not. - Just a little wind-up, mate. 585 00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:59,104 Look, I saw the "Variety" article. 586 00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:01,189 - Yeah? - Hey, don't worry. 587 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,066 A little media bashing every now and again 588 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,776 keeps us all honest. 589 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,278 But I'll tell you something about Ari Gold: 590 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,531 There's only one thing a cretin like that understands 591 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,200 and that's an airborne telephone right between the eyes. 592 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,369 Anyway, it's good to know that those of us 593 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,870 that want to be in the Vincent Chase business 594 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,540 have got a legitimate manager to talk to. 595 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:19,791 Well, thank you. 596 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,876 So, look, I'm... I'm actually kind of busy. 597 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,044 So what exactly do you want? 598 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:25,088 I wanted to talk to you about your gaming company. 599 00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:28,091 Well, I'm actually gonna be in the States next week. 600 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,759 So why don't we do this: 601 00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:32,345 Why don't we have your assistant call my assistant 602 00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,097 and then decide what to do from there? 603 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:36,057 - How does that sound? - Great. 604 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:37,684 - Thank you. - Cheers. 605 00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:41,312 - What was that? - I think I'm gonna need an assistant. 606 00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:43,273 (END MUSIC PLAYING)