1 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:23,785 - I cannot find this place. - Why are you too proud 2 00:01:23,781 --> 00:01:25,991 to use your navigation system? Ask yourself that. 3 00:01:25,982 --> 00:01:28,358 I tried the navigation, Turtle. It can't find it either. 4 00:01:28,343 --> 00:01:29,385 Oh, that's too bad 'cause 5 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:31,340 you're about to miss the day's last bit of sun. 6 00:01:31,343 --> 00:01:33,302 Just tell me where to turn. I'm on Poplar. 7 00:01:33,303 --> 00:01:35,763 Uh, I don't know Poplar. Why don't you head back down the hill? 8 00:01:35,744 --> 00:01:37,495 - I'll give you directions from Sunset. - I don't even know 9 00:01:37,504 --> 00:01:39,922 where the bottom is. Why did we have to move all the way up here anyway? 10 00:01:39,905 --> 00:01:41,614 'Cause it's an insane house, that's why. 11 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:43,418 Well, for 30 G's a month it should be. 12 00:01:43,425 --> 00:01:44,800 Oh, stop stressing about money. 13 00:01:44,826 --> 00:01:46,785 Vince says if he never makes another dollar 14 00:01:46,786 --> 00:01:49,914 his advance check from "Clouds" can keep us in this house for 16 months. 15 00:01:49,867 --> 00:01:51,451 - 18 months. - 18 months. 16 00:01:51,467 --> 00:01:54,094 Oh, that will stop me from stressing. Okay, wait a second, 17 00:01:54,067 --> 00:01:56,110 wait a second. I think I'm heading back down right now. 18 00:01:56,108 --> 00:01:57,526 Durand Drive... Does that sound familiar? 19 00:01:57,549 --> 00:01:59,049 Yeah yeah, turn there. 20 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:02,623 - God damn it. - What? 21 00:02:02,630 --> 00:02:04,673 Some girl just ran into me. 22 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:06,988 Oh my God, I think it's Anna Faris. 23 00:02:06,992 --> 00:02:08,201 Really? 24 00:02:08,231 --> 00:02:09,648 You know what? Let me call you back. 25 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:11,172 What happened? 26 00:02:11,593 --> 00:02:13,760 Anna Faris just smashed into E. 27 00:02:15,554 --> 00:02:16,929 Sweet. 28 00:02:18,154 --> 00:02:20,947 - Did you not see me? - Oh, I am so sorry. 29 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:22,825 I just... I got distracted for a second. 30 00:02:22,836 --> 00:02:24,378 It's totally my fault. 31 00:02:24,395 --> 00:02:26,146 Well, it's okay. It was an accident. 32 00:02:26,155 --> 00:02:28,699 Um, would you mind not coming any closer? 33 00:02:28,677 --> 00:02:32,138 Why? You think I'm, like, some kind of a crazy fan or something? 34 00:02:32,077 --> 00:02:34,620 No no, it's just that I'm in a towel. 35 00:02:34,718 --> 00:02:37,053 I just got done with Pilates and I forgot a change. 36 00:02:37,039 --> 00:02:40,458 And, you know, who wants to wear sweaty clothes after a shower? 37 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,150 So you decided to drive home in a towel? 38 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:43,869 - Yeah. It's a little weird, huh? - Not weird. 39 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:47,172 It's just not very practical in case you got in an accident. 40 00:02:47,121 --> 00:02:50,331 Yeah. Um... so what now? 41 00:02:50,801 --> 00:02:54,095 Well, I guess I've got to get your insurance, right? 42 00:02:54,282 --> 00:02:56,075 I don't have my wallet. 43 00:02:56,082 --> 00:02:57,624 Okay, you're just a mess today. 44 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:01,556 But your fly is down. 45 00:03:02,404 --> 00:03:04,322 No, it's not. 46 00:03:04,325 --> 00:03:07,494 I'm sorry, I just wanted to take some of the attention off me. 47 00:03:07,445 --> 00:03:10,364 Look, I'm feeling a little exposed. Can I give you my number? 48 00:03:10,326 --> 00:03:11,827 I'm gonna be home in, like, 10 minutes 49 00:03:11,846 --> 00:03:13,514 and then I'll give you everything you need. 50 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,694 Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. 51 00:03:14,727 --> 00:03:16,562 Let me get my phone and get your number. 52 00:03:16,568 --> 00:03:19,320 - I'm really sorry. - That's okay. It'll be all right. 53 00:03:19,289 --> 00:03:21,499 What time's dinner, Daddy? 54 00:03:21,489 --> 00:03:23,282 As soon as I'm done with this script, sweetie. 55 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:25,583 - Okay. - Oh my God, 56 00:03:25,570 --> 00:03:27,196 that is so funny! 57 00:03:28,531 --> 00:03:31,449 No, you are kidding me. 58 00:03:32,092 --> 00:03:33,759 That is so funny. 59 00:03:33,853 --> 00:03:35,270 Oh my God, too funny. 60 00:03:35,292 --> 00:03:36,960 Will you shut up? 61 00:03:36,973 --> 00:03:40,601 Okay then. Um, yes, ASAP. 62 00:03:40,534 --> 00:03:43,703 Okay. Thank you so much. 63 00:03:43,654 --> 00:03:45,614 Well, guess who that was. 64 00:03:45,816 --> 00:03:47,525 Um... Let me see, 65 00:03:47,535 --> 00:03:50,162 it was Cara Grossman and she wants to know 66 00:03:50,136 --> 00:03:51,261 if she should get her eyebrows 67 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:52,714 waxed first or if you should. 68 00:03:52,736 --> 00:03:55,446 It was my old producer from "The Young and the Restless." 69 00:03:55,418 --> 00:03:58,295 - What did he want? - Me. 70 00:03:58,258 --> 00:03:59,300 I don't get it. 71 00:03:59,338 --> 00:04:01,756 Well, it's the 35th anniversary of "Y&R" 72 00:04:01,739 --> 00:04:04,741 and they want me to reprise my role as Kendall Scott. 73 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:06,783 Are you serious? 74 00:04:06,821 --> 00:04:07,904 I am. 75 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:11,753 It seems that Kendall still gets quite a bit of fan mail 76 00:04:11,701 --> 00:04:13,869 and the writers were in a bind and they've come up 77 00:04:13,861 --> 00:04:15,612 with a little idea that could work for tomorrow. 78 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:17,665 - I hope you told them no. - I told them we'd talk about it. 79 00:04:17,663 --> 00:04:20,164 We talked about it. So you tell them no. 80 00:04:20,143 --> 00:04:21,936 We have not talked about it, Ari. 81 00:04:21,943 --> 00:04:23,778 Well, honey, what is there to talk about? 82 00:04:23,784 --> 00:04:26,703 I don't know, um... Tell me that it's exciting 83 00:04:26,785 --> 00:04:28,786 and that if I did it, I'd be good. 84 00:04:28,785 --> 00:04:31,621 It's a soap opera, baby. There is no good, there's just degrees of bad. 85 00:04:31,586 --> 00:04:34,380 Well, then tell me that I would be pretty, 86 00:04:34,467 --> 00:04:36,218 as pretty as the day I left the show. 87 00:04:36,227 --> 00:04:37,853 Well, you left the show when you were 25 88 00:04:37,867 --> 00:04:40,994 and now they shoot everything in high def. 89 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:43,241 You are such an asshole! 90 00:04:43,229 --> 00:04:45,272 - Come on, baby. - Yeah, right. Well, ask anybody, 91 00:04:45,269 --> 00:04:47,479 you've aged a lot worse than I have, baby. 92 00:04:47,469 --> 00:04:50,805 Come here, honey. Where are you going? 93 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,918 - To call my producer... - For what? 94 00:04:52,911 --> 00:04:56,079 ...and tell him Kendall Scott, town slut, is back. 95 00:05:00,594 --> 00:05:01,886 What's up, boys? 96 00:05:01,913 --> 00:05:05,707 Pfft, for a guy who just got into an accident, you seem happy. 97 00:05:05,674 --> 00:05:07,299 Maybe he's got a head injury. 98 00:05:07,315 --> 00:05:09,357 It's a fender-bender, Drama. I'm fine. Are you nuts? 99 00:05:09,356 --> 00:05:11,649 Well, I hope you didn't tell Ms. Faris that, 100 00:05:11,635 --> 00:05:13,302 'cause we're gonna sue the crap out of her. 101 00:05:13,317 --> 00:05:15,318 We're not suing anybody. There's barely any damage. 102 00:05:15,317 --> 00:05:16,943 Yeah, visible damage, 103 00:05:16,957 --> 00:05:19,083 but internal damage is a whole other thing. 104 00:05:19,078 --> 00:05:21,413 - Let it go, Drama. - E, come on, what's up? 105 00:05:21,399 --> 00:05:23,150 I don't know. She's cute. 106 00:05:23,158 --> 00:05:25,076 - That she is. - We had a little moment. 107 00:05:25,079 --> 00:05:27,122 - Pfft. No shot. - No way. 108 00:05:27,239 --> 00:05:30,075 You're not a member of the celeb club, bro. 109 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,958 - It'll never happen. - I got her number. 110 00:05:31,961 --> 00:05:34,838 I crashed into an 80-year-old woman once. She gave me her number too. 111 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:36,510 Whatever. I'm calling. 112 00:05:37,002 --> 00:05:40,004 I bet my left nut he could not close Anna Faris. 113 00:05:39,963 --> 00:05:41,880 Oh, gee, a bet I'd love to win. 114 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:45,469 - Shit. - What happened? 115 00:05:45,404 --> 00:05:47,947 She gave me the wrong number. 116 00:05:47,925 --> 00:05:49,508 Aw, don't feel too bad, E. 117 00:05:49,525 --> 00:05:52,318 You're just a regular person, a civilian. 118 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:53,827 Too bad she didn't hit me. 119 00:05:53,846 --> 00:05:55,722 We'd be fucking by now. 120 00:06:04,408 --> 00:06:06,284 - Good morning, Ari. - Is that smirk for me 121 00:06:06,290 --> 00:06:08,207 or are your Ben Wa balls shifting? 122 00:06:08,209 --> 00:06:09,876 Just wondering how you're feeling 123 00:06:09,889 --> 00:06:11,849 about not being the biggest star in your house anymore. 124 00:06:11,850 --> 00:06:13,851 Oh, don't be a wiseass. How did you know? 125 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:16,352 - It's on Defamer. - You're kidding. 126 00:06:16,931 --> 00:06:19,016 Oh, Ari, be proud of her. 127 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:20,471 She's gonna light up the screen 128 00:06:20,492 --> 00:06:22,410 and bring a newfound excitement to Genoa City. 129 00:06:22,412 --> 00:06:24,705 - You watch that shit? - "Y&R" is fourth 130 00:06:24,694 --> 00:06:26,611 on my TiVo Season Pass priority list. 131 00:06:26,614 --> 00:06:27,614 I haven't missed an episode in 12 years. 132 00:06:27,654 --> 00:06:28,737 That is so sad. 133 00:06:28,775 --> 00:06:30,192 You should go down to the set today, Ari. 134 00:06:30,215 --> 00:06:31,757 Watch your wife's work, be supportive. 135 00:06:31,775 --> 00:06:34,693 I've got my own life's work to support, Lloyd. 136 00:06:41,418 --> 00:06:42,584 Lloyd! 137 00:06:44,298 --> 00:06:46,132 Who the hell is this? 138 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:50,847 That's the underage student she seduces, Julio. 139 00:06:50,820 --> 00:06:52,571 It's not a great picture. I have a better one. 140 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,039 It's my screen saver, if you wanna see. 141 00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:55,936 - Clear my schedule. - Even your lunch? 142 00:06:55,940 --> 00:06:58,775 I'm going to be eating Julio's lunch today. 143 00:07:00,702 --> 00:07:02,036 Hi, Julio. 144 00:07:03,662 --> 00:07:05,038 - I got it. - Got what? 145 00:07:05,062 --> 00:07:07,105 Anna Faris's address. Wait till she sees me 146 00:07:07,103 --> 00:07:09,146 show up on her doorstep. 147 00:07:09,144 --> 00:07:11,312 What? I should pay for the car? 148 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,598 E, is this really about the money 149 00:07:13,585 --> 00:07:15,252 or is this about your little moment? 150 00:07:15,265 --> 00:07:17,975 - We did have a moment. - She's an actress. 151 00:07:17,946 --> 00:07:20,698 - So what, I'm an idiot? - No, she's a good actress. 152 00:07:20,667 --> 00:07:24,462 Is E still bitching about being bitch-slapped by a bitch? 153 00:07:24,387 --> 00:07:25,471 He's rightfully upset. 154 00:07:25,508 --> 00:07:27,676 Yeah, well, let it go. We have bigger problems. 155 00:07:27,668 --> 00:07:30,128 What's that Turtle? Pink Dot insisting on seeing a note before you 156 00:07:30,110 --> 00:07:32,027 - use Vince's credit card again? - Ho ho ho. 157 00:07:32,029 --> 00:07:33,404 They discontinued his favorite weed. 158 00:07:33,429 --> 00:07:34,721 Ourfavorite weed, 159 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:37,460 and it's not discontinued, it's extinct, gone forever. 160 00:07:37,431 --> 00:07:39,349 Like the Yangtze River dolphin. 161 00:07:39,351 --> 00:07:42,103 I gotta wait for the cable guy today. How am I gonna do that with no weed? 162 00:07:42,072 --> 00:07:44,032 Why don't you pick up one of the other 50 kinds of weed 163 00:07:44,032 --> 00:07:45,199 you've been living off for the last 20 years? 164 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,775 I'm too distraught. 165 00:07:46,792 --> 00:07:49,127 Turtle, what if I was to tell you that I have a secret stash 166 00:07:49,113 --> 00:07:51,531 of the most-recently-extinct Aurora Borealis 167 00:07:51,515 --> 00:07:53,265 in a box in the living room? 168 00:07:53,275 --> 00:07:55,026 I would say if I wasn't worried about appearances, 169 00:07:55,035 --> 00:07:56,535 I would kiss you right now, Vin. How much you got? 170 00:07:56,556 --> 00:07:58,765 Enough to make waiting for the cable guy tolerable. 171 00:07:58,756 --> 00:08:00,089 Fantastic. 172 00:08:00,156 --> 00:08:01,740 You know what? Maybe I'll stick around, 173 00:08:01,756 --> 00:08:04,174 cook us a nice lunchtime feast. You do the shopping. 174 00:08:04,157 --> 00:08:05,866 If I pick the menu. 175 00:08:06,198 --> 00:08:07,698 Done. You in, E? 176 00:08:07,717 --> 00:08:09,427 I can't. Got too much stuff to do today. 177 00:08:09,439 --> 00:08:11,315 I'll see you guys later. 178 00:08:11,319 --> 00:08:13,028 What's he gotta do? 179 00:08:13,679 --> 00:08:16,014 I really miss this lovely canvas. 180 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,166 Oh, well, I hope I don't disappoint, Steven. 181 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,995 It's really nerve-wracking 182 00:08:20,001 --> 00:08:22,252 when you haven't been in front of the camera for so long. 183 00:08:22,242 --> 00:08:25,786 Don't worry. You look as good as ever and you will be fantastic. 184 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:28,182 Surprise, honey. Your husband has arrived. 185 00:08:28,163 --> 00:08:29,998 Ari, what are you doing here? 186 00:08:30,003 --> 00:08:32,129 Well, I wanted to see your work. 187 00:08:32,124 --> 00:08:34,291 I wanted to be the supportive husband and meet your colleagues. 188 00:08:34,285 --> 00:08:36,077 Hello, how are you? Ari Gold. Nice to meet you. 189 00:08:36,085 --> 00:08:37,752 I am the man behind this beautiful woman. 190 00:08:37,764 --> 00:08:40,057 Your wife has the most amazing skin. 191 00:08:40,046 --> 00:08:42,089 - She does, doesn't she? - Uh, Steven, 192 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:44,754 do you think you could give us just a couple seconds? 193 00:08:44,728 --> 00:08:46,937 Uh-huh, sure. Whatever you need. 194 00:08:46,928 --> 00:08:48,053 Okay. 195 00:08:48,688 --> 00:08:49,771 Ari, really, what are you doing here? 196 00:08:49,808 --> 00:08:50,849 I heard about your scene. 197 00:08:50,888 --> 00:08:53,306 Oh, come on, it's a soap. What did you think I was gonna be doing? 198 00:08:53,289 --> 00:08:55,499 I don't know, discovering that your husband 199 00:08:55,489 --> 00:08:57,782 is really your long-lost tranny cousin? 200 00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:59,354 Who gives a shit? All I know is 201 00:08:59,371 --> 00:09:01,580 I don't want another man's lips on my wife. 202 00:09:01,571 --> 00:09:03,530 - It's barely a kiss. - And how are your kids 203 00:09:03,532 --> 00:09:05,241 going to explain that in school 204 00:09:05,252 --> 00:09:07,170 when people ask why their Mommy 205 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,465 is on TV barely kissing Juan Valdez? 206 00:09:09,453 --> 00:09:12,372 Sarah's best friend's mother just got raped on "Criminal Minds" last week. 207 00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:15,295 A) rape is involuntary and B) it's prime time. 208 00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:17,172 - You are such an asshole. - Baby, 209 00:09:17,175 --> 00:09:19,051 you're 30 minutes away from getting it on 210 00:09:19,055 --> 00:09:20,764 with a 19-year-old Latin bullfighter 211 00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:23,570 and I pass on hot pieces of ass 212 00:09:23,537 --> 00:09:25,663 that throw themselves at me all day every day 213 00:09:25,656 --> 00:09:28,533 without so much as a cupping of an ass cheek. 214 00:09:28,497 --> 00:09:30,331 You know what? I'll tell you, if you can get one of them 215 00:09:30,338 --> 00:09:32,965 to fuck you on national television, you have my blessing. 216 00:09:32,938 --> 00:09:34,731 Ari, go back to work. 217 00:09:34,859 --> 00:09:37,444 Baby, we agreed to suffer through monogamy together. 218 00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:39,546 If you love me, you won't do it! 219 00:09:39,540 --> 00:09:41,875 If you love me, you will get the hell out of here. 220 00:09:41,860 --> 00:09:43,611 Seriously, Ari, you are pissing me off. 221 00:09:43,621 --> 00:09:45,205 Go back to work. 222 00:10:00,025 --> 00:10:01,567 - Hello? - Anna. 223 00:10:01,865 --> 00:10:05,284 - Yeah, who's this? - The guy you smashed into last night. 224 00:10:05,267 --> 00:10:08,894 Oh my God, I am so sorry I gave you the wrong phone number. 225 00:10:08,987 --> 00:10:12,073 - Yeah, you did. - Oh, it was a total accident. 226 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,071 - Another one? - Hey, um... 227 00:10:14,109 --> 00:10:16,110 How did you find my house? 228 00:10:16,188 --> 00:10:17,980 - Star Maps. - Right. 229 00:10:18,589 --> 00:10:21,091 So are you, like, here to beat me up? 230 00:10:21,271 --> 00:10:23,397 - No. - 'Cause you do realize 231 00:10:23,711 --> 00:10:26,129 it's a little nutty tracking me down like this, right? 232 00:10:26,112 --> 00:10:28,446 If you didn't look so harmless, I'd be worried. 233 00:10:28,471 --> 00:10:30,556 - I look harmless? - Yeah, that's a good thing. 234 00:10:30,552 --> 00:10:32,512 I'm in the business. I manage Vincent Chase. 235 00:10:32,514 --> 00:10:34,598 I'm not a crazy person. I'm just a little pissed off. 236 00:10:34,594 --> 00:10:36,303 I mean, you blew off the accident. 237 00:10:36,313 --> 00:10:38,606 Look, if I can just get your insurance info, that'd be great. 238 00:10:38,634 --> 00:10:41,011 Yeah. Okay, come in. 239 00:10:41,115 --> 00:10:42,449 Thank you. 240 00:10:48,757 --> 00:10:51,175 I swear I didn't do it on purpose. 241 00:10:51,237 --> 00:10:54,657 The phone is new and I'm just totally number dyslexic. 242 00:10:54,598 --> 00:10:56,599 3253, 2353... 243 00:10:56,879 --> 00:10:59,005 My brain just can't process the difference. 244 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,001 Well, I'm sorry to just show up like this. 245 00:11:00,999 --> 00:11:03,584 No, listen, I'm crazy enough to do the same thing. 246 00:11:03,561 --> 00:11:05,979 In high school someone put gum on my locker once 247 00:11:05,961 --> 00:11:08,087 and I spent three weeks trying to track down who it was. 248 00:11:08,082 --> 00:11:09,165 What happened? 249 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:11,661 Uh, I got my ass kicked by Jane Nevins, 250 00:11:11,643 --> 00:11:13,811 the 300-lb resident school lunatic. 251 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:16,179 So should we do this? 252 00:11:16,163 --> 00:11:18,706 - Yeah. - Okay, here's mine. 253 00:11:18,684 --> 00:11:20,810 There's my stuff right there. 254 00:11:21,284 --> 00:11:23,411 So is your car totally screwed up? 255 00:11:23,405 --> 00:11:26,282 Uh, not too bad, actually. Yours? 256 00:11:26,246 --> 00:11:28,789 Completely. I did something to the wheels. 257 00:11:28,767 --> 00:11:30,893 You know, I guess it's what I deserve. 258 00:11:30,886 --> 00:11:33,179 Yeah, I've been waiting 40 minutes for a cab 259 00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:35,001 to take me to a meeting. I am so late. 260 00:11:35,089 --> 00:11:36,840 I can give you a lift. 261 00:11:36,848 --> 00:11:38,849 Really? You'd do that? 262 00:11:38,930 --> 00:11:40,472 I probably should have asked how far first. 263 00:11:40,489 --> 00:11:41,906 Oh no, it's really close. 264 00:11:41,971 --> 00:11:44,681 - No problem then. - Okay, I'm gonna go grab my stuff. 265 00:11:44,650 --> 00:11:45,733 Okay. 266 00:11:54,053 --> 00:11:57,805 - This is nice. - Yeah. Yeah. 267 00:11:57,813 --> 00:12:01,274 We don't get too much alone time, just you and me, bro. 268 00:12:01,334 --> 00:12:02,460 Yeah. 269 00:12:09,336 --> 00:12:10,878 So what do you want to do? 270 00:12:13,137 --> 00:12:14,846 Well, we got no TV. 271 00:12:16,298 --> 00:12:18,049 - Wanna talk? - Sure. 272 00:12:23,899 --> 00:12:24,982 I got nothin'. 273 00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:27,521 Yeah, me neither. You wanna smoke? 274 00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:29,124 We promised Turtle we'd wait. 275 00:12:29,141 --> 00:12:31,267 - I won't tell if you don't. - Spark it up. 276 00:12:33,222 --> 00:12:34,514 Oh, yeah. 277 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,513 The little bastard took it all. 278 00:12:47,586 --> 00:12:50,296 I was right to take it, 'cause you guys cannot control yourselves. 279 00:12:50,266 --> 00:12:52,350 When are you bringing it back? Vince is bored. 280 00:12:52,347 --> 00:12:53,764 I'll be home soon. Relax. 281 00:12:53,787 --> 00:12:55,121 You'd better not smoke any of that 282 00:12:55,147 --> 00:12:57,398 before you get back, Turtle. 283 00:12:57,388 --> 00:13:00,014 Did you hear that? Vince feels violated. 284 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,156 Oh, please. I would have come home to nothing but stems 285 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,067 if I left it with you two degenerates. 286 00:13:04,069 --> 00:13:07,155 Excuse me. Hey, I only have a few things. 287 00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:08,652 Would you mind if I went ahead of you? 288 00:13:08,671 --> 00:13:10,296 I'll call you back. 289 00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,604 Uh, sure, yeah, I'll let you go, 290 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,335 but if your boyfriend comes running up here with 20 more items, 291 00:13:15,312 --> 00:13:17,480 - I'm gonna be pissed. - I don't have a boyfriend. 292 00:13:17,473 --> 00:13:19,141 Then by all means. 293 00:13:19,393 --> 00:13:20,602 Thanks. 294 00:13:21,313 --> 00:13:22,939 Healthy living. 295 00:13:22,953 --> 00:13:26,039 Yeah, me and my friends are having a little midday fiesta. 296 00:13:25,994 --> 00:13:28,371 Hey, you know what? Me and my friends are having one too. 297 00:13:28,355 --> 00:13:30,148 Maybe we should, uh, combine parties. 298 00:13:30,156 --> 00:13:32,240 - I don't think so. - Oh, come on. 299 00:13:32,237 --> 00:13:33,988 I guarantee you our party will be better than yours. 300 00:13:33,997 --> 00:13:35,497 Oh, yeah? Why? 301 00:13:35,558 --> 00:13:37,267 'Cause it's at Vincent Chase's house. 302 00:13:37,318 --> 00:13:38,526 Really? 303 00:13:44,919 --> 00:13:46,462 - Javier. - Yes? 304 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,479 Ari Gold. Do you know me? 305 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,790 Oh, yes yes, I know of you. 306 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,970 I'd shake your hand, but I just used my cocoa butter. 307 00:13:53,961 --> 00:13:55,712 Are you interested in representing me? 308 00:13:55,803 --> 00:13:58,263 I may be. I may be, 309 00:13:58,243 --> 00:13:59,911 but right now I'm interested 310 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,174 in talking to you about your scene today. 311 00:14:02,164 --> 00:14:03,581 Scene? I have many scenes. 312 00:14:03,603 --> 00:14:05,646 There's only one scene that I wanna talk to you about. 313 00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:07,979 - Which one is that? - It's the one with Mrs. Gold. 314 00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:10,090 - Mrs. Gold? - Yeah, my wife. 315 00:14:10,926 --> 00:14:13,552 - She plays Kendall Scott. - Oh, Kendall Scott. 316 00:14:13,527 --> 00:14:15,778 I'm sorry, I only know character names. 317 00:14:15,766 --> 00:14:17,184 I'm a method actor. 318 00:14:17,207 --> 00:14:19,125 Mm, well, uh... 319 00:14:19,128 --> 00:14:21,379 You're supposed to kiss her on the mouth. 320 00:14:22,088 --> 00:14:23,672 - Just acting. - Don't. 321 00:14:23,768 --> 00:14:25,769 Mr. Gold, the script says that I have to. 322 00:14:25,769 --> 00:14:28,187 Look, Javier, I can help you, okay? 323 00:14:28,170 --> 00:14:30,088 You don't want to spend the rest of your life 324 00:14:30,090 --> 00:14:33,426 having fat middle-aged women and odd homosexual men 325 00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:35,705 getting off to your work, do you? You have bigger dreams, 326 00:14:35,811 --> 00:14:38,021 I'm sure, and let me tell you, 327 00:14:38,172 --> 00:14:40,423 as anyone in this town can tell you, 328 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,372 I am a dream weaver, all right? 329 00:14:42,372 --> 00:14:43,915 So you focus on what I'm saying 330 00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:46,184 and I will have you kissing Ugly Betty by Christmas, 331 00:14:46,175 --> 00:14:49,177 but nobody gets to kiss my wife, nobody but me. 332 00:14:49,935 --> 00:14:51,561 Oh, this is nice. 333 00:14:51,855 --> 00:14:54,190 I can get used to having a personal driver. 334 00:14:54,175 --> 00:14:56,719 Well, I might have to take the job just to keep the roads safe... 335 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:59,072 - Oh! ...with you driving, yes. 336 00:14:59,377 --> 00:15:01,336 You know, you did stop short. 337 00:15:01,338 --> 00:15:03,131 What are you talking about? When you are the person 338 00:15:03,137 --> 00:15:05,305 that crashes into another person, it's always your fault. 339 00:15:05,299 --> 00:15:06,591 That's common knowledge. Everybody knows that. 340 00:15:06,619 --> 00:15:08,036 Yeah, I know... 341 00:15:08,059 --> 00:15:09,935 But you did stop short. 342 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:12,315 A little bit. But still, your fault. 343 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:14,218 So where am I taking you anyway? 344 00:15:14,221 --> 00:15:16,139 Oh, I've got this meeting with a director 345 00:15:16,141 --> 00:15:18,518 - for this movie I'm gonna do. - Oh yeah? What movie? 346 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,419 - "Brown-Eyed Girl." - Okay, I've read that. 347 00:15:20,422 --> 00:15:22,924 They sent it over for Vince a ways back. 348 00:15:22,943 --> 00:15:24,610 So what happened? You didn't like it? 349 00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,291 No, not for Vince. 350 00:15:26,543 --> 00:15:28,419 Do you like it for me? 351 00:15:28,904 --> 00:15:31,072 I mean, I don't know. I read it for Vince. 352 00:15:31,825 --> 00:15:33,159 Nice save. 353 00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:35,643 No, seriously, it was a long time ago. 354 00:15:35,626 --> 00:15:37,794 I don't even remember specifics. So is this it? 355 00:15:37,787 --> 00:15:40,455 Yeah. Um... look, can you please 356 00:15:40,428 --> 00:15:42,429 be honest with me and tell me what you thought of the script? 357 00:15:42,467 --> 00:15:44,218 What does it matter what I think? 358 00:15:44,228 --> 00:15:46,729 Well, because now I've gotta go into this meeting 359 00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,709 and you're all in my head and... 360 00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:50,418 Just humor me. I can take it. 361 00:15:50,469 --> 00:15:53,096 Okay. All right, look, I didn't like it. 362 00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:55,441 I mean, if it were just a regular romantic comedy, 363 00:15:55,431 --> 00:15:58,308 I'd go, "Okay, it's cute." But it's not. It tries to be so much more. 364 00:15:58,272 --> 00:16:00,106 All right? When movies do that, I don't know, 365 00:16:00,112 --> 00:16:01,696 it just... It pisses me off. 366 00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:03,546 All right, look, the third act... When it looks like 367 00:16:03,553 --> 00:16:05,053 they're gonna get back together and all of a sudden 368 00:16:05,074 --> 00:16:07,909 she's taking off to start an organic dog food company? 369 00:16:07,874 --> 00:16:09,833 I mean, come on. It just felt broad and manipulative 370 00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:11,377 and just... I don't know, I didn't buy it. 371 00:16:11,434 --> 00:16:13,977 You really forgot the specifics, huh? 372 00:16:14,355 --> 00:16:17,274 - Was that just way too honest? - No no no no. 373 00:16:17,236 --> 00:16:20,113 No, I appreciate it. And I really appreciate the ride. 374 00:16:20,076 --> 00:16:21,827 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 375 00:16:21,837 --> 00:16:23,922 So I guess our insurance people will talk? 376 00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,209 Yeah. Yeah, I guess. 377 00:16:25,239 --> 00:16:26,864 Okay, it was nice meeting you. 378 00:16:26,878 --> 00:16:29,129 Nice meeting you. Good luck on your meeting. 379 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,827 - Thank you. Bye. - Bye. 380 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,573 So when do we get to smoke some of this allegedly extinct weed? 381 00:16:37,521 --> 00:16:39,439 When we get back to the house. 382 00:16:39,441 --> 00:16:41,901 - Why can't we just smoke some now? - 'Cause I promised my friends 383 00:16:41,881 --> 00:16:43,090 I wouldn't smoke it without them. 384 00:16:43,123 --> 00:16:44,707 That's kind of gay. 385 00:16:44,723 --> 00:16:46,765 I thought you were gonna bring two friends as hot as you. 386 00:16:46,764 --> 00:16:48,222 Stop. She's cool. 387 00:16:48,284 --> 00:16:49,367 What's he saying about me up there? 388 00:16:49,403 --> 00:16:50,445 Nothing. 389 00:16:50,484 --> 00:16:52,777 - Can we at least smell it? - You can, 'cause you're hot. 390 00:16:52,765 --> 00:16:54,140 Oh, eat me. 391 00:16:54,485 --> 00:16:56,903 Not even if you bathe yourself in butterscotch, sweetheart. 392 00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,427 That smells good. 393 00:16:58,446 --> 00:17:00,363 Just pass the bowl back and let us take one hit. 394 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,201 Put the cap back on, pass it up and shut up. 395 00:17:02,207 --> 00:17:03,416 - Turtle! - Stop sign! 396 00:17:03,447 --> 00:17:05,531 Oh, shit. 397 00:17:08,408 --> 00:17:09,825 Oh, great great. 398 00:17:09,849 --> 00:17:11,183 Way to go, retard. 399 00:17:21,531 --> 00:17:23,073 Hello, Officer. 400 00:17:23,452 --> 00:17:25,662 License, registration, please. 401 00:17:25,733 --> 00:17:28,443 It's in here. I'm gonna reach for it slow. 402 00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:30,789 What's that smell? 403 00:17:32,613 --> 00:17:34,531 Bring it in, bring it in. Right there. 404 00:17:34,534 --> 00:17:35,743 And action! 405 00:17:35,975 --> 00:17:38,310 - Miss Kendall. - Come on, Julio, 406 00:17:38,695 --> 00:17:41,113 you can't honestly call me that with a straight face 407 00:17:41,096 --> 00:17:43,013 now that you're all grown up. 408 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,853 I'm sorry. You look amazing. 409 00:17:46,738 --> 00:17:48,990 Miss Kendall, you were my babysitter. 410 00:17:48,979 --> 00:17:50,980 You're not a baby anymore. 411 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,989 And now that we're both adults, 412 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,210 I thought we could catch up like adults. 413 00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,381 - Miss Kendall... - Julio, 414 00:18:00,301 --> 00:18:01,551 what would you do to me 415 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,457 if I let you do anything 416 00:18:03,662 --> 00:18:06,164 and if I promised never to tell your Uncle Juan? 417 00:18:06,343 --> 00:18:09,053 Julio, tell me, what would you do? 418 00:18:09,263 --> 00:18:11,139 I would do... 419 00:18:13,184 --> 00:18:14,184 This. 420 00:18:14,224 --> 00:18:15,725 Cut! 421 00:18:15,785 --> 00:18:17,494 What the fuck was that? You're supposed to kiss her. 422 00:18:17,504 --> 00:18:20,006 I thought it was a little bit more romantic. 423 00:18:19,985 --> 00:18:22,153 - It's not. Let's do it again. - I'd rather not. 424 00:18:22,146 --> 00:18:23,939 You'd rather not what? 425 00:18:24,507 --> 00:18:25,924 I'd rather not kiss her. 426 00:18:25,947 --> 00:18:27,656 What is the problem here? 427 00:18:27,668 --> 00:18:29,753 I'm sorry, is it me? Am I doing something wrong? 428 00:18:29,748 --> 00:18:32,333 No no no, it's not you. You're an incredible woman. 429 00:18:32,308 --> 00:18:33,809 So what then? 430 00:18:33,948 --> 00:18:35,824 It's him. 431 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,618 He threatened my career and he promised me "Ugly Betty." 432 00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:42,382 I will be right back. 433 00:18:44,431 --> 00:18:45,639 Uh, you are interfering with my work. 434 00:18:45,672 --> 00:18:46,672 Baby, come on. 435 00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:49,171 Honey, no matter what you say or do, he's not gonna kiss you. 436 00:18:49,152 --> 00:18:50,987 - Oh, really? - No, it's not gonna happen, honey. 437 00:18:50,993 --> 00:18:53,077 You really think that? Okay. 438 00:19:04,556 --> 00:19:07,016 I kissed him. It's done. Let's shoot this. 439 00:19:07,877 --> 00:19:08,960 Agh! 440 00:19:09,438 --> 00:19:12,314 You don't look like you have glaucoma to me. 441 00:19:12,639 --> 00:19:14,223 - What's he saying to him? - I don't know, 442 00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:16,030 but can he arrest all of us for this? 443 00:19:16,039 --> 00:19:18,082 I'm telling him he kidnapped us if he tries. 444 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,498 Officer, please. We purchased that weed legally. 445 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,565 - We weren't gonna smoke it. - Son, I don't want to hear 446 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:26,062 another syllable out of you unless I ask you a question. 447 00:19:26,722 --> 00:19:29,348 Now it says your truck is registered to Vincent Chase. 448 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:32,585 Yeah, I'm sort of his driver. Are you a fan? 449 00:19:32,563 --> 00:19:35,231 And if I throw you in jail, who's gonna drive your movie star down 450 00:19:35,203 --> 00:19:37,955 - to bail you out? - I don't know, sir, but please... 451 00:19:37,924 --> 00:19:39,591 - Get down on your knees! - What? 452 00:19:39,606 --> 00:19:40,981 Down! Now! 453 00:19:41,525 --> 00:19:44,110 - Flat on your stomach! - Are you gonna shoot me right now? 454 00:19:44,086 --> 00:19:45,128 No. 455 00:19:49,287 --> 00:19:51,121 Drop it in the sewer. 456 00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:00,668 Now get in your car and get out of here. 457 00:20:00,649 --> 00:20:01,900 I can go? 458 00:20:01,930 --> 00:20:03,931 Better make it quick before I change my mind. 459 00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:05,848 Thank you, Officer. Thank you. 460 00:20:09,373 --> 00:20:11,290 - What happened? - Are you okay? 461 00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:12,959 He made me throw the weed down the sewer. 462 00:20:12,973 --> 00:20:14,891 Oh, bet your friends are gonna be pissed. 463 00:20:14,893 --> 00:20:17,854 Can I tape your mouth shut if you're wrong? 464 00:20:18,774 --> 00:20:20,775 What... What are you doing? 465 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,439 What? 466 00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,242 I don't believe this guy. 467 00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:32,523 What is he doing? 468 00:20:36,179 --> 00:20:37,638 How? 469 00:20:37,658 --> 00:20:39,534 Put it on the ledge. 470 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,457 - Wow, even I'm impressed. - Yay! 471 00:20:47,221 --> 00:20:50,348 Never tell an actress you don't like her work, E. 472 00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:52,714 Or an actor for that matter. It hurts. 473 00:20:52,703 --> 00:20:54,495 I know. I'm an idiot. 474 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:57,254 Don't feel too bad. You were never gonna get her anyway. 475 00:20:57,224 --> 00:20:59,141 Oh, thanks, Drama. I feel much better now. 476 00:21:01,984 --> 00:21:03,109 Anna. 477 00:21:03,905 --> 00:21:06,115 - Hello. - Hey, Eric, it's Anna. 478 00:21:06,106 --> 00:21:07,064 Hey. 479 00:21:07,106 --> 00:21:09,357 Listen, I felt like we got cut off today. 480 00:21:09,346 --> 00:21:11,264 Would you like to have dinner with me tonight? 481 00:21:11,266 --> 00:21:13,893 Yes, sure. Sounds great. 482 00:21:13,867 --> 00:21:16,702 - I can take a cab or... - No, I'll pick you up. 483 00:21:16,668 --> 00:21:18,461 - Great. How's 8:00? - Perfect. 484 00:21:18,469 --> 00:21:21,262 - All right, cool. - I'll see you at 8:00. 485 00:21:22,429 --> 00:21:24,347 Anna just asked me to go out to dinner with her. 486 00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:25,475 Nice! 487 00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:27,788 - She asked you? - Yeah. 488 00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:31,249 Make sure you pay. End this cycle of bitchdom. 489 00:21:31,191 --> 00:21:32,692 I'm home. 490 00:21:32,712 --> 00:21:33,754 Finally. 491 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,293 You'd better have something good, Turtle. 492 00:21:35,393 --> 00:21:37,978 Looks like someone found some fresh meat at the market. 493 00:21:37,953 --> 00:21:40,204 Guys, this is Laurie, Morgan... 494 00:21:40,314 --> 00:21:42,774 And yours, Drama. E, I didn't know you were gonna be here, 495 00:21:42,755 --> 00:21:44,214 or else I would have found a fourth. 496 00:21:44,234 --> 00:21:45,234 You and Drama can fight it out for her. 497 00:21:45,275 --> 00:21:46,316 Thanks, Turtle. 498 00:21:46,355 --> 00:21:48,564 Hi there. Jonathan Chase. 499 00:21:48,556 --> 00:21:50,098 - Hi. - It's a pleasure to meet you. 500 00:21:50,116 --> 00:21:51,575 - Hello. - Hi. 501 00:21:52,117 --> 00:21:54,285 - Yes! - Yeah, try taking that 502 00:21:54,277 --> 00:21:56,778 and I'll break your fucking fingers. 503 00:22:01,159 --> 00:22:02,910 It's 8:00. What are you doing in bed? 504 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,128 Long day. I'm relaxing. 505 00:22:04,159 --> 00:22:05,618 The kids eat? 506 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,127 - I made lasagna. - You did? 507 00:22:08,321 --> 00:22:11,239 It was Stouffer's, but I did the microwaving. 508 00:22:12,241 --> 00:22:13,950 Look, about today... 509 00:22:13,961 --> 00:22:16,588 Forget today, all right? Let's never talk about today again. 510 00:22:16,562 --> 00:22:18,772 It's over and I'm no longer mad... 511 00:22:18,763 --> 00:22:21,223 You're no longer mad? 512 00:22:21,204 --> 00:22:23,121 Well, I am mad, you selfish prick. 513 00:22:23,124 --> 00:22:25,834 - And I want an apology, Ari. - No no no, your little Latin joyride 514 00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:27,972 means me never having to say I'm sorry. 515 00:22:27,965 --> 00:22:29,883 - What, you're not gonna apologize? - No, I'm not. 516 00:22:29,886 --> 00:22:31,178 Well, then how are we gonna get past this? 517 00:22:31,206 --> 00:22:32,373 I'm already past it, 518 00:22:32,407 --> 00:22:34,033 unless you're gonna go kiss another guy. 519 00:22:34,047 --> 00:22:36,048 - Then we're all good, all right? - Well, I just may. 520 00:22:36,047 --> 00:22:37,923 They asked me to be a series regular on the show. 521 00:22:37,967 --> 00:22:39,510 You're bluffing. 522 00:22:39,528 --> 00:22:40,611 Am I? 523 00:22:41,930 --> 00:22:44,139 I'm sorry, okay? I get jealous. 524 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:47,240 You're possessive. I don't want an apology for that. 525 00:22:47,210 --> 00:22:48,627 What... For what then? 526 00:22:48,690 --> 00:22:49,774 For... 527 00:22:50,611 --> 00:22:52,445 For telling me that I am old 528 00:22:52,452 --> 00:22:54,286 and that I wouldn't photograph in high def. 529 00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:56,292 It's a legitimate concern. 530 00:22:56,772 --> 00:22:59,274 Look, I just didn't want you doing it, all right? 531 00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:01,922 I like the way things are. I don't want you on television. 532 00:23:01,893 --> 00:23:04,061 I don't want some 19-year-old kissing the lips 533 00:23:04,054 --> 00:23:06,139 that I'm supposed to be kissing, all right? 534 00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:08,844 Listen, if you wanna go and be a soap whore every day, 535 00:23:08,816 --> 00:23:12,276 just do it knowing that you make your husband miserable. 536 00:23:13,096 --> 00:23:15,348 You think I want to do it, Ari? 537 00:23:15,856 --> 00:23:18,107 I gave up acting to have a family 538 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,515 and I have never ever regretted it. 539 00:23:20,619 --> 00:23:22,620 I like the way things are. 540 00:23:23,059 --> 00:23:24,976 I just wanted to have one day of stupid fun. 541 00:23:24,979 --> 00:23:26,604 With Julio down at the schoolyard. 542 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:28,871 Well, if I'm so old and ugly, why do you even care? 543 00:23:28,859 --> 00:23:30,652 Well, some guys are into that. I mean, you know... 544 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:33,037 Tell me that I am sexy, Ari. 545 00:23:33,021 --> 00:23:34,688 Honey, you are... 546 00:23:34,941 --> 00:23:37,443 The beautiful mother of my children. 547 00:23:39,903 --> 00:23:41,570 And I respect you. 548 00:23:43,383 --> 00:23:45,300 Mmm, Julio. 549 00:23:45,305 --> 00:23:47,598 Oh, Julio. 550 00:23:47,585 --> 00:23:49,211 You little slut! 551 00:23:51,426 --> 00:23:53,344 - Here you go. - Thanks. 552 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,692 I swear to God, my life... I thought I was gonna die. 553 00:23:56,668 --> 00:23:58,627 Oh my God, you're insane. 554 00:23:59,588 --> 00:24:01,715 And thoroughly entertaining. 555 00:24:03,148 --> 00:24:05,316 Thank you so much for coming to dinner with me. 556 00:24:05,309 --> 00:24:07,226 There's no arguments... It's on me. 557 00:24:07,229 --> 00:24:09,355 No shot. I'm paying. 558 00:24:09,350 --> 00:24:11,602 Oh, no no. We're gonna have to fight it out when the bill comes. 559 00:24:11,591 --> 00:24:12,799 - Oh, we will. - Okay. 560 00:24:12,991 --> 00:24:15,576 - So how was your meeting? - Not good. 561 00:24:15,791 --> 00:24:17,709 I told you, you were in my head. 562 00:24:17,711 --> 00:24:19,754 Oh, I'm sorry. I should have kept my mouth shut. 563 00:24:19,752 --> 00:24:22,254 No no. You know what? You were right. 564 00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:25,209 I reread the script and I hate it. 565 00:24:25,193 --> 00:24:26,902 - You serious? - Yeah. 566 00:24:26,914 --> 00:24:28,832 I knew I was justifying, though. 567 00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:30,668 I mean, it shoots in Italy for three months. 568 00:24:30,675 --> 00:24:33,885 How great would that be? But it's just not that good. 569 00:24:33,836 --> 00:24:35,211 So what are you gonna do now? 570 00:24:35,237 --> 00:24:37,404 I told my agent to get me out of it. 571 00:24:37,396 --> 00:24:39,397 Oh my God, I feel terrible. 572 00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:41,356 - This director's gonna kill me. - No no no no. 573 00:24:41,358 --> 00:24:45,027 No, you were right. And good advice is hard to come by. 574 00:24:44,959 --> 00:24:46,793 - Well... - I actually wouldn't mind 575 00:24:46,798 --> 00:24:48,632 picking your brain for some more advice. 576 00:24:48,639 --> 00:24:50,682 Sure. 577 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,206 Oh, I'm sorry. Hang on a second. 578 00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:54,951 Hey, baby. All right, 579 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,456 I'm probably gonna be home in, like, two hours. 580 00:24:57,441 --> 00:24:59,692 It's my boyfriend. 581 00:25:00,842 --> 00:25:03,844 - That steak was amazing. - Yeah, what do you season it with? 582 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:05,929 I'll never tell. 583 00:25:06,003 --> 00:25:08,129 Oh, come on. You'll tell me. 584 00:25:08,244 --> 00:25:10,078 No, seriously, I won't. 585 00:25:10,284 --> 00:25:13,578 It's unbelievable. This shit just keeps going and going. 586 00:25:13,525 --> 00:25:15,860 Yeah, so stop running your mouth and keep it going. 587 00:25:15,846 --> 00:25:17,847 No, I'm serious. We've only had, like, an eighth, 588 00:25:17,846 --> 00:25:19,513 - and it's still... - Actually, Turtle, 589 00:25:19,527 --> 00:25:21,861 I might have come across another secret stash while I was unpacking. 590 00:25:21,848 --> 00:25:24,308 You're getting sneakier and sneakier, Vin. 591 00:25:24,287 --> 00:25:26,705 So what now, ladies? 592 00:25:26,688 --> 00:25:28,606 Who's up for a little... 593 00:25:28,608 --> 00:25:29,984 Skinny dip? 594 00:25:30,009 --> 00:25:31,593 - I'm in. - All right. 595 00:25:31,610 --> 00:25:33,319 - Anyone else? - Be nice, Turtle. 596 00:25:33,330 --> 00:25:35,456 - I'm the only shot you got tonight. - Pfft. 597 00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:38,036 - Really? I got a shot? - No, not really. 598 00:25:38,012 --> 00:25:39,721 - Hey, what up? - Yo. 599 00:25:39,772 --> 00:25:42,023 What's up is you missed the cable guy. That's what's up. 600 00:25:42,013 --> 00:25:43,889 - Oh, shit. - Nice, Turtle. 601 00:25:43,933 --> 00:25:47,060 - How was the big date? - It wasn't a date. She has a boyfriend. 602 00:25:47,054 --> 00:25:49,264 A boyfriend? Why did she take you out to dinner? 603 00:25:49,253 --> 00:25:52,255 She wanted some career advice. She doesn't have a manager. 604 00:25:52,214 --> 00:25:54,215 - She wants you to be her manager? - Yep. 605 00:25:54,215 --> 00:25:55,257 Whoa. 606 00:25:55,295 --> 00:25:56,962 I told you you wouldn't fuck her. 607 00:25:56,976 --> 00:25:59,060 All right, in the pool, ladies. Let's go. 608 00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:00,807 Come on. Yeah, baby. 609 00:26:00,936 --> 00:26:03,187 Are you gonna tell me what's on that steak? 610 00:26:03,176 --> 00:26:04,510 We'll see. 611 00:26:06,019 --> 00:26:07,686 I'll print out the recipe. 612 00:26:09,659 --> 00:26:11,076 She wants you to be her manager, huh? 613 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:12,183 Yeah. 614 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:13,917 Interesting. 615 00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:15,461 Oh! 616 00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:18,918 Yeah, baby.