1 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:10,142 (theme music playing) 2 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:16,452 Eric: I'M ASKING IF YOU THINK I SHOULD WORK WITH THIS GIRL. 3 00:01:16,476 --> 00:01:19,155 I'M ASKING IF YOU THINK YOU COULD WORK WITH HER WITHOUT TRYING TO BANG HER. 4 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:21,224 - SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND. - I DON'T THINK E COULD WORK WITH HER 5 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,426 - WITHOUT TRYING TO BANG HER. - I NEVER SEEM TO BE ABLE TO. 6 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:25,262 - (chuckles) - YEAH, BUT THE GIRLS YOU WORK WITH 7 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:27,097 WANT TO BANG YOU, VIN. SHE DOESN'T WANNA BANG HIM. 8 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:29,933 - OR DO YOU STILL THINK SHE DOES, E? - SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND, TURTLE! 9 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:31,756 SO? IT'S NOT A HUSBAND. 10 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:33,203 AND IF YOU THINK SHE'D WANT TO BANG YOU 11 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:35,193 IF SHE DIDN'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND, YOU'D LIE IN WAIT. 12 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,428 EVENTUALLY THAT WOULD END. 13 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:38,008 - YOU'D BE IN LIKE FLYNN. - TOTALLY. 14 00:01:38,032 --> 00:01:39,809 Eric: IS THAT WHY YOU GUYS NEVER GET LAID? 15 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:42,012 - ALWAYS WAITING FOR RELATIONSHIPS TO END? - (Turtle chuckles) 16 00:01:42,036 --> 00:01:44,214 LOOK, E, LAST NIGHT YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DATE WITH THE GIRL. 17 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:46,582 I'M JUST NOT SURE YOU CAN LET THAT GO AND BE PROFESSIONAL. 18 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,551 - YEAH WELL, I AM SURE. - SO WHY ARE YOU ASKING? 19 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:51,321 - I'M JUST MAKING SURE YOU'RE OKAY WITH IT. - ARE YOU OKAY WITH IT? 20 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:53,423 LOOK, NOT ALL CLIENTS ARE AS EASY AS ME. 21 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,058 AND ACTRESSES... FORGET IT. 22 00:01:55,082 --> 00:01:57,460 - OH YEAH. - LOOK, THE GIRL'S A TALENT, ALL RIGHT? 23 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,651 IT'S A GREAT WAY TO EXPAND OUR BUSINESS. 24 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:01,686 - OUR BUSINESS? - YEAH. I'VE BEEN THINKING... 25 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:03,566 YOU AND I, 50/50 ON EVERY CLIENT I HIT. 26 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:05,068 - WHERE DO I FIT IN? - YOU DON'T. 27 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:07,103 YOU KNOW, THAT'S SWEET, BUT NOT NECESSARY. 28 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,406 COME ON, VINCE. LOOK, I KNOW WHERE I'D BE WITHOUT YOU. 29 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:10,840 - NOWHERE. - (Turtle chuckles) 30 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:12,409 DON'T YOU HAVE A JOB TO GO TO, DRAMA? 31 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:14,544 THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF AN ENSEMBLE CAST... 32 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:16,034 TWO-DAY WORK WEEKS. 33 00:02:16,070 --> 00:02:17,869 - VINCE. - E, IT IS NOT NECESSARY. 34 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:20,616 IT'S GREAT THAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE RECOGNIZING WHAT YOU DO FOR ME, 35 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,152 AND I WISH YOU NOTHING BUT SUCCESS. 36 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:23,753 I ONLY ASK THAT YOU MAKE SURE 37 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:25,721 THAT MY CAREER ATTENTION DOES NOT SUFFER. 38 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:28,313 YEAH, E. LOOK OUT FOR NUMERO UNO. 39 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:30,682 YEAH. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS. 40 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:32,317 All: OOH! 41 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:34,386 (phone ringing) 42 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,154 I HAVE DANA GORDON. 43 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,668 WEIRD, I USED TO PUSH UP ON TOP OF DANA GORDON LIKE THIS. 44 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:40,558 TRUE STORY. 45 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:44,496 DANA, I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU. 46 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:46,564 DID YOU READ BILLY WALSH'S SCRIPT? 47 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,734 - Did I get Billy Walsh's script? - I GOT IT THIS MORNING. 48 00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:52,004 LLOYD! DO I HAVE BILLY WALSH'S SCRIPT? 49 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:53,416 MIRIAM JUST BROUGHT IT UP. 50 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,507 CALL WALSH AND FIND OUT WHY I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE 51 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:57,242 TO COMMENT ON IT BEFORE HE TURNED IT IN. 52 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:59,044 JUST GOT IT. HOW'S IT FEELING? 53 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:02,914 I'M ON PAGE 12 AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M READING. 54 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:05,362 WELL, YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND "TITANIC" AFTER 12 PAGES EITHER, DANA. 55 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:07,685 ARI, THIS IS TOTALLY FUCKED, OKAY? 56 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:10,100 - THIS IS NOT WHAT WE BOUGHT AND I DO... - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 57 00:03:10,124 --> 00:03:12,491 READ THE THING, ARI. 58 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,993 - LLOYD! - LEFT WORD FOR WALSH. 59 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:18,397 KEEP TRYING HIM AND CALL E, AND MAKE SURE THAT VINCE IS READING THIS AS WELL. 60 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,678 I CAN'T HEAR YOU, LLOYD. I'M IN THE HILLS. 61 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,614 DID YOU GET THE BILLY WALSH SCRIPT? 62 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,771 LLOYD, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 63 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:30,042 (yelling) DID YOU GET... 64 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:32,477 THE BILLY WALSH SCRIPT? 65 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:35,080 SHUT THE FUCK UP, LLOYD! 66 00:03:35,115 --> 00:03:37,582 LLOYD? HELLO? HELLO HELLO HELLO? 67 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:39,762 - THERE'S NO CELL RECEPTION UP HERE. - YEAH, I'M GETTING THAT. 68 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:41,764 DO YOU GUYS HAVE A HARDLINE AROUND HERE, BY CHANCE? 69 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:43,500 - I DON'T... I DON'T KNOW. - THANKS, MAN. 70 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:45,424 - THERE'S MY GUY! - HEY! 71 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:46,802 - HEY. - HOW ARE YOU? 72 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:49,906 (chuckles) OH, SO VINCE IS OKAY WITH THIS? 73 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,841 - OH YEAH, HE WAS COOL. TOTALLY COOL. - SMART MOVE. 74 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:54,144 I WOULD'VE FOUGHT HIM FOR YOU, AND I'M FREAKISHLY STRONG. 75 00:03:54,168 --> 00:03:56,246 - I'M GLAD IT DIDN'T COME TO THAT. - YEAH, ME TOO. 76 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,381 SO I'M SORRY FOR PUTTING YOU TO WORK DAY ONE. 77 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,850 IT'S JUST I'VE GOT TO SUMMON UP MY INNER SUPERMODEL AND I'VE GOT THESE PEOPLE 78 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:04,020 COMING AT ME WITH CONCEPTS AND INTERVIEWS AND WARDROBE AND... 79 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,988 (sighs) I'M SO THANKFUL YOU'RE HERE TO HELP. 80 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:08,291 YEAH WELL, I'M GLAD TO DO IT, EVEN THOUGH FASHION ISN'T MY THING. 81 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:09,892 BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT MY OPINION, 82 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,961 I LIKE THE BLACK OUTFIT YOU WORE IN THE FIRST "SCARY MOVIE." 83 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,563 IT MADE YOU LOOK SMART, BUT STILL KIND OF HOT. 84 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,353 - YOU REMEMBER THAT? - YEAH. 85 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:18,656 IT WAS ON... CABLE LIKE... LIKE A YEAR AGO. 86 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:21,337 - AND I MIGHT HAVE BOUGHT THE DVD. - (chuckling) 87 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:24,162 - I WAS JUST TRYING TO CATCH UP, YOU KNOW? - RIGHT. YEAH. 88 00:04:24,198 --> 00:04:27,765 RIGHT. OH, WE ARE GONNA BE GREAT TOGETHER, E. 89 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:30,521 - REALLY GREAT. I'M SO EXCITED. - YEAH, ME TOO. 90 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:33,271 - YO, WHAT UP, GIRL? - HEY, DAVE! 91 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:34,872 HEY, BABY. 92 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:36,286 - MMM. - OH. 93 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:38,254 THIS IS THE GUY I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT... E. 94 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,511 THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND DAVE. 95 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:41,257 - HEY, DAVE, HOW ARE YOU? - (chuckles) 96 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,381 - YOU'RE THE NEW MANAGER, DAWG? - YEAH. 97 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:46,351 I JUST, YOU KNOW... I JUST THOUGHT YOU'D BE A LITTLE OLDER. 98 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:48,320 - I'M OLDER THAN I LOOK. - Dave: MMM. 99 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:50,222 A'IGHT... YEAH... 100 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:53,458 - SO? - SO... 101 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:56,595 UH, SO, WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE NEW MANAGER 102 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,130 WHAT HE THINKS OF MY IDEA? 103 00:04:58,165 --> 00:04:59,731 DAVE, I... (groans) 104 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:02,000 WHAT? YO YO, CHECK THIS, OKAY? 105 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:05,670 I WANT THEM TO SHOOT ANNA IN A SERIES OF ANIMAL POSES, OKAY? 106 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:08,140 LIKE ONE WHERE SHE STICKS HER NECK OUT LIKE THIS, A'IGHT? 107 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:09,541 IT'S LIKE A GIRAFFE, ALL RIGHT? 108 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:11,876 ANOTHER ONE WHERE WE MAKE HER HAIR REALLY REALLY BIG... 109 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:13,545 SHE'LL BE, LIKE, A LION, HUH? 110 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,680 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? - IT'S INTERESTING. 111 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:17,715 WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK? 112 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:19,791 UH, I THINK IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD. 113 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,264 AND NO OFFENSE, DAVE, BUT IT IS. 114 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:23,366 - IT'S... A LITTLE WEIRD. - IT IS A LITTLE WEIRD, BABE. 115 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,401 OKAY. WELL, I THOUGHT IT'D BE HOT, OKAY? 116 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:28,493 YOU THINK EVERYTHING I DO IS HOT AND THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU. 117 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:32,063 BUT THIS IS A LITTLE WEIRD, SO LET'S LET IT GO, PLEASE. 118 00:05:32,098 --> 00:05:33,865 - OKAY, BABY. - OKAY. 119 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:36,034 I'M GONNA GO GET READY. 120 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:38,170 UM... YO, DAWG, 121 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:41,173 I'M GONNA GO WATCH MY GIRL GET READY, OKAY? 122 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:44,676 SO WHY DON'T YOU GRAB ME A COKE AND BRING IT OVER TO THE TRAILER, A'IGHT? 123 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:47,345 YEAH, THEY'RE, UM... THEY'RE RIGHT THERE. THANKS, DAWG. 124 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:50,215 BRING THAT RIGHT OVER. 125 00:05:51,285 --> 00:05:53,185 (both ringing) 126 00:05:56,823 --> 00:05:58,000 - YEAH? - HELLO? 127 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,369 - TURTLE? - DRAMA? 128 00:05:59,393 --> 00:06:01,137 - HEY, ARI! WHAT'S UP? - WHAT'S UP, LLOYD? 129 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:03,072 - I'M LOOKING FOR VINCE. - DO YOU KNOW WHERE VINCE IS? 130 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,441 - AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GO THROUGH E FOR VINCE? - DID YOU TRY E? 131 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:07,377 IF HE'S THERE, PUT HIM ON THE FUCKING PHONE, TURTLE. 132 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:08,733 I CALLED E AND E-MAILED HIM TOO. 133 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:09,779 LET ME SEE IF HE'S HERE. HANG ON. 134 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:11,548 I'LL SEE IF I CAN LOCATE HIM. 135 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,449 - YO, VINCE, YOU'RE HERE FOR ARI? - WHY WOULDN'T I BE? 136 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:14,850 LLOYD SAYS HE CAN'T FIND E. 137 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,108 OH, IT'S FINE. HEY, LLOYD. 138 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:18,788 - HEY, VINCE. HOLD FOR ARI. - Okay. 139 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:21,379 - I GOT ARI, VINCE. - OH. 140 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:22,458 - Ari. - VINCE! 141 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:23,615 I'VE GOT VINCE. 142 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:25,550 I GOT FUCKING VINCE. 143 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:26,929 - Vince! - ARI? 144 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:28,853 DID YOU READ WALSH'S SCRIPT? 145 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,455 DID I GET WALSH'S SCRIPT? 146 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:32,569 IT WAS DROPPED OFF TO ME AND THE STUDIO THIS MORNING. 147 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:34,003 ANY SCRIPTS COME FOR US THIS MORNING? 148 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:35,560 UH, YEAH, I PUT 'EM IN THE PILE. 149 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:37,307 YEAH, I'VE GOT IT. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 150 00:06:37,331 --> 00:06:40,210 The problem is he took your snow-on-a-mountain movie 151 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:42,212 and turned it into a futuristic thriller 152 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:45,704 SET ON A FARM, CIRCA 2075. 153 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,640 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. - He tossed the book away, 154 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:50,908 THE BOOK THEY PAID HIM $3 MILLION TO WRITE, 155 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,755 AND DECIDED JUST TO MAKE UP HIS OWN STORY. 156 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:55,380 HUH, THAT'S ODD. CALL WALSH. 157 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,960 - DANA GORDON ON ONE. - DID E KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS? 158 00:06:57,984 --> 00:07:00,084 - NO, OF COURSE NOT. - THEN WHY IS HE IN HIDING? 159 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,398 HE'S NOT IN HIDING. HE'S AT A PHOTO SHOOT WITH HIS NEW CLIENT. 160 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,989 - E'S GOT A NEW CLIENT? - YEAH, ANNA FARIS. 161 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:08,560 - COME ON! - YEP. 162 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,695 JESUS! THE WORLD IS FALLING APART. 163 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,808 IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE DAWN, ARI. 164 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:14,098 I GOT BILLY'S VOICEMAIL. 165 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,468 BILLY WALSH JUST SAID IN RESPONSE TO YOUR QUESTION 166 00:07:16,503 --> 00:07:18,314 OF WHY DID HE GIVE THE SCRIPT TO THE STUDIO 167 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:20,283 BEFORE YOU HAD A CHANCE TO COMMENT ON IT... 168 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:23,253 AND I'M QUOTING HIM HERE... "'CAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK." 169 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:24,809 GET HIS ADDRESS. 170 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:28,346 VINNIE, SIT TIGHT. I WILL GET RIGHT BACK TO YOU. 171 00:07:28,382 --> 00:07:29,914 OKAY. BYE, ARI. 172 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,949 BOY, HE'S STRESSED. 173 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:34,686 - DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL E? - NO. I'M THE PRODUCER. 174 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:37,922 I CAN HANDLE IT. LET'S JUST SEE WHAT CRAZY BILLY DID, HUH? 175 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,658 HEY, HOW ABOUT I READ E'S COPY? 176 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:41,653 YEAH. I LIKE THE INITIATIVE, TURTLE. 177 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:46,164 - WHAT SHOULD I DO? - WHY DON'T YOU MAKE US A SNACK? 178 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:49,801 I LIKE BEING E. 179 00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:51,536 (chuckles) HUH. 180 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,738 (pop music playing) 181 00:07:53,773 --> 00:07:55,684 OH, THAT'S SO HOT. PERFECT. 182 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:57,375 TURN INTO IT. TURN INTO IT. 183 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:02,247 SHIT. 184 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,627 HEY, YOU CAN GET A SIGNAL RIGHT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL. 185 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,029 OR IF YOU WANT, WE HAVE A RUNNER WE CAN SEND TO MAKE A CALL FOR YOU. 186 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:08,964 NO, THANKS ANYWAY. I'LL GO DOWN THERE AND MAKE THE CALL. 187 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,708 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I APPRECIATE IT. - NO PROBLEM. 188 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:13,836 - SHE LOOKS GOOD, HUH? - NO NO. 189 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:15,760 I'M NOT FEELING THIS SHIT AT ALL, OKAY? 190 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:19,364 BABY, BABY, OKAY? DO ONE LIKE A CAT, OKAY? 191 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:21,399 A FIERCE CAT... SS-SS, MEOW... 192 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:22,800 JUST JUMP OUT. 193 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,181 BABY, TRUST ME ON THIS, OKAY? PLEASE PLEASE? 194 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:28,072 BIG EYES LIKE AN OWL AND THIS SHIT IS GONNA POP! 195 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:30,208 COME ON, DAVE. I... 196 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,043 OKAY, AM I WRONG, DAWG? 197 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:33,956 HUH? A LITTLE RECKLESS ABANDONMENT HERE. 198 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:35,090 IT WOULD STAMP THIS THING UNIQUE. 199 00:08:35,114 --> 00:08:36,847 I THINK SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. 200 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:40,563 (whispers) FUCKING HACK. 201 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:42,598 ANNA, ARE YOU COOL IF I RUN DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL 202 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:44,322 - TO MAKE A CALL? - YEAH. 203 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,191 OKAY. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 204 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:48,546 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, LET'S TAKE FIVE. 205 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,508 - ALL RIGHT, SO... IT'S ERIC, RIGHT? - YEAH. 206 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,265 - LOOK, YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW. - WHY NOT? 207 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:57,213 I'M NOT GETTING WHAT I NEED OUT OF ANNA. SHE'S NOT FOCUSED. 208 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,136 ALL RIGHT, I'LL TALK TO HER. 209 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,717 NO NO NO, SHE'S NOT THE PROBLEM. THE BOYFRIEND IS. 210 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,653 AS LONG AS HE'S HANGING AROUND CRITICIZING HER, 211 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:04,853 SHE'S JUST NOT GONNA BRING IT. 212 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,511 YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY SOMETHING TO HIM? 213 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,957 I TAKE PICTURES. I DON'T INTERFERE WITH DOMESTICITY. 214 00:09:08,981 --> 00:09:10,648 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SAY SOMETHING TO HIM. 215 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,118 Anna: DON'T TOUCH THE CAMERA. 216 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:15,598 - HEY, DAVE. - YO, DAWG, WHAT'S UP? 217 00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:17,466 - CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? - YEAH. 218 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:20,825 LISTEN, I THINK YOU'RE MAKING ANNA A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 219 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:23,194 (chuckles) WOW, YOU'VE BEEN WORKING WITH HER, 220 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,763 WHAT, ONE DAY? HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M MAKING HER? 221 00:09:25,798 --> 00:09:27,876 MAYBE YOU'RE MAKING THE PHOTOGRAPHER UNCOMFORTABLE. 222 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,513 EITHER WAY, IF YOU'RE GONNA HANG AROUND, TRY TO BE A LITTLE LESS CRITICAL. 223 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:33,015 NO NO, THIS IS NOT GOOD, OKAY? I'M NOT FEELING THIS. 224 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:34,706 OKAY? ANNA, BABY? 225 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,874 ANNA? OKAY, BABY? 226 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:39,577 LOOK, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND, OKAY? 227 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:40,989 - IN THE TRAILER. - OKAY. 228 00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:42,747 EXCUSE ME. 229 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:45,250 (rock music playing) 230 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:02,712 - HI. - HI. 231 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:03,779 IS BILLY WALSH HERE? 232 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:05,803 OH, HEY, NO. BILLY'S NOT HERE. 233 00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:09,406 I SEE HIM SITTING ON THE COUCH THERE. 234 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,176 SHE MEANS I'M NOT HERE FOR YOU, ARI. 235 00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:13,745 CAN I PLEASE COME IN? 236 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,146 NOT IF YOU'RE GONNA CRITICIZE ME. 237 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:17,025 WHY WOULD I CRITICIZE YOU? 238 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:19,016 LET HIM IN. 239 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,333 SO EVERYONE HATES THE SCRIPT. 240 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:27,525 YOU GOT PAID A HALF A MILLION DOLLARS TO ADAPT A BOOK 241 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,926 AND YOU DIDN'T DO IT. 242 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,506 I DECIDED TO GO IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION. 243 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,664 THEY DIDN'T PAY YOU FOR THAT DIRECTION. 244 00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:35,767 HEY, THE SCRIPT THAT HE WROTE IS REALLY HOT, MAN. 245 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,536 AHEM! 246 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,949 YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE THE STUDIO BACK THEIR MONEY, DO YOU, BILLY? 247 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,652 - THE MONEY'S BEEN SPENT, ARI. - ON WHAT? 248 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:45,677 - HOME IMPROVEMENTS. - WE PUT IN A STEAM SHOWER. 249 00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:48,346 HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE YOU TO DO WHAT THEY PAID YOU TO DO? 250 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,293 INFINITY, 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA DO IT! 251 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:53,584 - YOU HAVE TO DO IT! - I'VE TRIED TO DO IT, ARI! 252 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,986 I DID, BUT EVERY TIME I STARTED TO WRITE A SCENE 253 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:58,823 I GOT THESE TWO GUYS LOCKED ALONE ON A MOUNTAIN 254 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:00,891 AND IT FELT REALLY GAY. 255 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:02,805 AND IT WAS MY IDEA TO ADD THE CHICKS. 256 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,797 - SEE, BILLY WRITES CHICKS REALLY GOOD. - THANKS, BABE. 257 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,799 VINCE STUCK HIS NECK OUT FOR YOU 258 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,234 AND NOW YOU ARE FUCKING HIM AND THE STUDIO. 259 00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:12,337 THEY ARE GOING TO FUCK YOU RIGHT BACK. 260 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,839 - THEY CAN'T TOUCH ME. - THEY CAN SUE YOU 261 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:18,242 AND MAKE SURE THAT YOU NEVER MAKE A MOVIE IN THIS TOWN AGAIN. 262 00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:20,357 WELL, GOOD THING I PAINT. 263 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,314 YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO THIS, ARE YOU? 264 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,749 NO, I'M NOT. 265 00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:26,851 THEN I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE TO SAY TO YOU. 266 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:31,556 YEAH WELL, I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU... 267 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:34,892 (yells) YOU ARE NO LONGER MY AGENT! 268 00:11:34,927 --> 00:11:37,928 - (phone rings) - YEAH, LLOYD? 269 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:40,576 - IT'S YOUR WIFE. SHE SAYS IT'S URGENT. - Put her through, Lloyd. 270 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,600 - Here she is. - WHAT'S WRONG, BABY? 271 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,602 YOU'RE AVOIDING MY FUCKING CALLS. 272 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:47,705 (sighs) DOES THAT SOUND LIKE MY WIFE, LLOYD? 273 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,285 IT DID, YES. BUT NOW IT DOESN'T. SORRY. 274 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:53,222 - WHAT'S UP, DANA? - I HAVEN'T WALKED OUT OF MY OFFICE... 275 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,713 NOT EVEN TO PEE... IN THREE HOURS. 276 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,025 WHAT ARE YOU, AGORAPHOBIC? 277 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,889 NO, I'M SCARED TO SEE MY BOSS 278 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:01,285 BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO TELL HIM. 279 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,098 Well, that is the beauty of me, Dana. 280 00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:04,967 I TELL PEOPLE WHAT TO TELL OTHER PEOPLE. 281 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:07,458 - SO TELL ME SOMETHING! - FIRE WALSH. 282 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,394 - Fire him? - Yes. I just did. 283 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:12,341 SO HE HAS NO INTENTION OF WRITING WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO WRITE? 284 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,565 None, but I have intentions of finding you 285 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:18,002 AN A-LIST WRITER/DIRECTOR TO REPLACE HIM BY SUNDOWN. 286 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:20,438 AND I WILL BRING HIM IN AT COST. 287 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,973 - Lloyd, get a list together. - I can't believe this. 288 00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,876 Wake up, Dana. It's real. 289 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,322 THE FIRST BIG PROJECT YOU BROUGHT INTO YOUR NEW STUDIO 290 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,979 IS IN SHAMBLES. 291 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,148 THANKS TO YOUR WRITER/DIRECTOR, ASSHOLE! 292 00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:33,851 YOU KNOW, IF YOU THINK MY LAST BOSS WAS VINDICTIVE, 293 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,286 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SHIT! 294 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,422 You'd better find me someone approvable 295 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,167 AND YOU'D BETTER MAKE SURE VINCE IS ONBOARD. 296 00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:41,859 BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO GO IN AND TELL RICHARD WIMMER 297 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:45,730 THAT WE LOST A SCRIPT, A DIRECTOR AND A STAR TODAY... 298 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,998 ALL OF WHOM ARE YOUR FUCKING CLIENTS... 299 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:51,201 YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS THAT NOBODY WHO HAS EVER BEEN 300 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:52,848 CLOSE ENOUGH TO SMELL YOUR BREATH 301 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,540 WILL EVER BE WELCOME AT THIS STUDIO AGAIN! 302 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,276 (phone ringing) 303 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:03,881 VINCE, IT'S ARI. 304 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,616 EH, I'LL CALL HIM WHEN I'M FINISHED. 305 00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:08,986 HEY, SOME HELP THIS GUY IS. 306 00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:10,499 I'M NOT SLEEPING, JERK-OFF. 307 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,923 I'M PACING MYSELF. 308 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,469 YEAH? WERE YOU ENJOYING IT, TURTLE? 309 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,003 YEAH WELL, DON'T GET MAD, VIN, 310 00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:16,839 BUT I WAS KIND OF JUST SCANNING IT FOR THE SEX SCENES. 311 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,574 THERE ARE TWO GOOD ONES, BY THE WAY. 312 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,543 THERE'S A LOT OF PARTS IN HERE, VINCE. 313 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:23,167 BILLY LIKED WHAT I DID IN "MEDELLIN," RIGHT? 314 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:26,871 NO. I REALLY DO NEED E. CALL HIM, TURTLE. 315 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,806 - I COULD FINISH, MAN. - CALL HIM. 316 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,775 CALL HIM, TURTLE. 317 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,677 (sighs) 318 00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,848 STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL. 319 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,984 NICE. VERY NICE. 320 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,436 EXCUSE ME, MISS. CAN YOU GET THAT RUNNER TO MAKE A CALL FOR ME? 321 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,793 SURE, WHO'S THE CALL TO? 322 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,328 OKAY, THE CALL IS TO ARI GOLD AT THE MILLER GOLD AGENCY. 323 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,063 AND YOU'RE GOING TO ASK FOR LLOYD 324 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,065 AND SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING IMPORTANT GOING ON. 325 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,445 ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT IT. 326 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,629 - GREAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - MM-HMM. 327 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,115 - HEY, GUY. - YEAH? 328 00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:01,350 - YOU ANNA'S MANAGER? - YEAH. 329 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,051 CAN YOU MANAGE HER? WE'RE READY TO SHOOT. 330 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:04,152 SHE'S NOT COMING OUT OF HER TRAILER. 331 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,476 SHE'S TALKING TO HER BOYFRIEND. 332 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,922 LOOK, ONCE THE SUN IS OVER THAT TREE, 333 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,813 WE'RE DONE. WE CAN'T SHOOT. 334 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,381 OKAY. OKAY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 335 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:11,549 ALL RIGHT. 336 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,585 (grunts) 337 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:15,798 Dave: NO, I'M HELPING YOU! 338 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,232 WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING ME ON THIS? 339 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,067 I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU. THE CAT'S GONNA HELP. 340 00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:20,791 Anna: THEN MAYBE IT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE. 341 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:23,238 Dave: IT'S THE INNER ANIMAL! IT'S YOUR INNER ANIMAL! 342 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:24,829 (door opens) 343 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,498 WHAT DO YOU WANT, DAWG? 344 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,478 SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, DAVE... I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT... 345 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,580 BUT THEY'RE READY FOR ANNA ON SET. 346 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,616 - WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING. - I REALLY HAVE TO GO. 347 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,951 - WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS LATER. - WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU, 348 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,386 THIS RELATIONSHIP OR THIS PHOTO SHOOT? 349 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,410 DON'T DO THAT! I HAVE TO WORK! 350 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,078 OH, AND I'M SORRY I DON'T! 351 00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:43,247 (sighs) OH MY GOD. 352 00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:44,815 FUCK THIS. 353 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,717 - DAVE! - I'M OUT. 354 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,020 (sighs) I'M REALLY SORRY. 355 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,688 HE NEVER USED TO BE LIKE THIS, 356 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,456 BUT SINCE THE CW PASSED ON HIS PILOT, 357 00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:55,292 HE'S BEEN HANGING AROUND MY WORK BEING ALL HYPERCRITICAL. 358 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,628 - (tires screech) - (engine roaring) 359 00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,196 GOD, YOU MUST THINK I'M A MESS. 360 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,976 NO NO NO. LOOK, RELATIONSHIPS ARE TOUGH. 361 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,711 I'M SURE YOU GUYS WILL GET THROUGH IT. 362 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,713 - DOES THE CREW TOTALLY HATE ME? - NO, NOT AT ALL. 363 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,481 EVERYTHING'S... EVERYTHING'S FINE. 364 00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:08,417 - YOU'RE GOOD? YOU NEED A MINUTE? - NO NO NO, I'M GOOD. 365 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,385 - OKAY, HERE. COME ON. - OKAY, THANK YOU. 366 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,649 - HOW'S THAT DRESS FEEL? - IT'S REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. 367 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:15,145 (chuckles) NOT GREAT, RIGHT? 368 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,514 HEY, YOU NEEDED ME TO GO MAKE A PHONE CALL FOR YOU. 369 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,294 I'M JUST CONFIRMING, WHO WAS I SUPPOSED TO CALL? 370 00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:21,229 YOU WANT TO TALK TO LLOYD IN ARI GOLD'S OFFICE. 371 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,365 ERIC, IF YOU NEED TO GO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, THAT'S FINE. 372 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:24,800 - YOU SURE? - TOTALLY. 373 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,368 - I'LL BE BACK IN FIVE MINUTES. - OKAY. 374 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:28,325 - ALL RIGHT? - HEY, AND E? 375 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,462 - YEAH? - I SWEAR I'M NOT AS HIGH MAINTENANCE AS IT SEEMS. 376 00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:33,809 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. AS FAR AS MY EASIEST CLIENTS ARE CONCERNED, 377 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,299 YOU'RE IN THE TOP TWO. NOT BAD. 378 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:37,735 - ALL RIGHT, BYE. - I'LL BE BACK IN TWO SECONDS. 379 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,948 - I'M SORRY. - ALL RIGHT. 380 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,182 - SO SORRY, GUYS. - OKAY. 381 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,873 - (doorbell rings) - ARI, MAKING HOUSE CALLS. 382 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,820 - I LOVE IT! - HEH-HEH, TODAY IS NOT THE DAY 383 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,243 TO NOT PICK UP YOUR PHONE, VIN. 384 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,445 I WAS READING. COME ON, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD. 385 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,081 NORMALLY YOU CAN'T GET ME TO DO THAT. 386 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,327 WELL, TODAY I ACTUALLY DON'T NEED YOU TO DO THAT. 387 00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,763 I MADE SOME LAMB KEBABS, ARI. YOU WANT SOME? 388 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,164 - NO, THANK YOU. - THEY'RE GOOD. 389 00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:58,455 NO, THANK YOU. YOU KNOW RICHARD KELLY? 390 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,936 - DIRECTOR? - YEAH, THE GUY WHO DID "DONNIE DARKO." 391 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,760 I KNOW HIM. I LIKE HIM. WHY? 392 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,907 I REPRESENT HIM. I CAN GET HIM ON "CLOUDS." 393 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,876 PLUS, I CAN GET THE STUDIO ONBOARD SO WE CAN KEEP THIS TRAIN ROLLING. 394 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,667 WHAT ABOUT BILLY? 395 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,780 BILLY IS A DEAD MAN. HE'S A CORPSE. 396 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:15,339 YOU CAN'T PULL THAT KIND OF SHIT WHEN YOU GET PAID THAT KIND OF MONEY. 397 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:18,053 - DID YOU READ HIS SCRIPT? - I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE LOYAL TO THE GUY. 398 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,544 - BUT DID YOU READ IT? - I READ THE FIRST 10 PAGES. 399 00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:23,014 THERE'S NO MOUNTAIN. WITHOUT A MOUNTAIN, THERE'S NO MOVIE. 400 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,415 NO, THERE IS A MOVIE, A GREAT MOVIE... 401 00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:26,829 BETTER THAN "CLOUDS," I THINK. 402 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,853 ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME? 403 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,354 WHY WOULD I DO THAT, ARI? 404 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,556 IS HE FUCKING WITH ME? 405 00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:35,237 "CLOUDS" WAS LACKING IN TITS, ARI. THIS ONE'S GOT AT LEAST FOUR. 406 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,405 YEAH, THERE'S A COUPLE THINGS IN THERE FOR ME TOO, ARI. 407 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:39,141 SO YOU AND LLOYD SHOULD GET ON IT ASAP. 408 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,699 AHEM... WHERE THE HELL IS E? 409 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,801 (exhales) M.I.A. 410 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:47,237 WELL, WE NEED HIM. 'CAUSE MAYBE THAT NEUROTIC LITTLE ELF 411 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,974 NIPPING AT YOUR HEELS WILL MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND 412 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,910 THAT WE ARE IN A MAJOR CRISIS SITUATION HERE. 413 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,658 I THINK IF YOU READ THE SCRIPT, ARI, YOU'D FIND THAT WE'RE NOT. 414 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:59,050 COME ON, ARI. THE TIDE IS TURNING FOR US, YOU KNOW THAT. 415 00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:01,786 AND THE HYPE OF "MEDELLIN" IS GROWING AS CANNES APPROACHES. 416 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:05,267 I LIKE THIS SCRIPT. I WANT TO MAKE THIS MOVIE WITH BILLY. 417 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:08,159 WE CAN'T DO THAT. THERE IS NO WAY. 418 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,162 THERE IS ALWAYS A WAY, ARI. COME ON, BUBALA. 419 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,663 MAKE IT HAPPEN, HUH? 420 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,700 (engine revving) 421 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,705 (tires screech) 422 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,907 YOU FOLLOWING ME, DAWG? 423 00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:25,754 NO, I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A PHONE CALL. 424 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,411 THEN WHY ARE YOU RIDING UP MY ASS? 425 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:29,324 I'M NOT RIDING UP YOUR ASS. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS YOU. 426 00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:30,814 OH, YOU DIDN'T. OKAY. 427 00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:32,383 YOU GOT A THING FOR MY GIRL? 428 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,463 NO, DAVE, WE WORK TOGETHER. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 429 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:35,897 - OKAY, YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND? - NO. 430 00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:37,132 - YOU GAY? - NO! 431 00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,000 THEN HOW ARE YOU GONNA LOOK AT ME IN MY FACE RIGHT NOW 432 00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:40,802 AND TELL ME YOU AIN'T GOT A THING FOR MY GIRL? 433 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,593 - DAVE, YOU'VE GOT TO CHILL. - WHOA WHOA! 434 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,662 DON'T TELL ME TO CHILL, OKAY? 435 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:47,042 MY GIRLFRIEND, SHE COMES AND TELLS ME SHE'S GOT A NEW MANAGER 436 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,267 AND I'M THINKING IT'S GONNA BE SOME GRAYBEARD BERNIE BRILLSTEIN-TYPE GUY. 437 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:53,437 NOT SOME YOUNG NON-GAY GUY WHO AIN'T GOT NO GIRL. 438 00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:56,084 LOOK, I PROMISE YOU THIS RELATIONSHIP IS GONNA BE NOTHING BUT PROFESSIONAL. 439 00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:58,342 PROFESSIONAL? HOW ARE YOU GONNA HELP HER PROFESSIONALLY? 440 00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,611 WHY DON'T YOU SELL ME HOWEVER YOU SOLD HER? 441 00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:03,425 I DIDN'T SELL HER, OKAY? I TOLD HER I DIDN'T LIKE A MOVIE SHE WAS GONNA DO 442 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,260 AND SHE AGREED WITH MY OPINION. THAT'S IT. 443 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,050 OKAY. 444 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,531 - SO YOU'RE THE REASON SHE DIDN'T DO IT? - YEAH. 445 00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:11,121 THAT'S FUNNY. THAT'S REALLY FUNNY 446 00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:13,302 BECAUSE I WAS THE REASON SHE WAS GONNA DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. 447 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:16,271 WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT THAT? I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MY JOB. THAT'S WHAT I DO. 448 00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:18,229 YOUR JOB'S FUCKING WITH MY LIFE, OKAY? 449 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,332 - AND YOU NEVER GOT ME THAT COKE! - DAVE! 450 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,834 (funk music playing) 451 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,502 THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. 452 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,458 - (engine roaring) - (tires screeching) 453 00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:33,410 DAVE! 454 00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:39,182 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND? 455 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:41,685 DID YOU EVEN READ WALSH'S SCRIPT, DANA? 456 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:44,622 I READ 15 PAGES AND I WILL NOT READ ANOTHER PAGE, 457 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,190 NOR ANOTHER PAGE OF ANY CLIENT YOU EVER HAVE. 458 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,037 I NEED TO GET YOU BEHIND THIS. 459 00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,905 I'M NOT BEHIND THIS AND I NEVER WILL BE. 460 00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:54,197 WELL, LISTEN... YOU'D BETTER GET BEHIND THIS IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR ASS. 461 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,367 Save my ass? People love "Clouds," Ari. 462 00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:59,870 I WILL REPLACE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FUCKING CREW WITH THREE PHONE CALLS. 463 00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,784 After this town hears how you tried to bait and switch this studio, 464 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,208 IT WILL BE YOUR ASS THAT NEEDS THE SAVING. 465 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,456 - SO, DANA, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS TO YOUR BOSS? - No! 466 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,913 - THEN I WILL. - REALLY? 467 00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:12,394 HI. ARI GOLD TO SEE RICHARD WIMMER. REALLY. 468 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:15,719 YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKER! 469 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,621 HE'S LEAVING FOR NEW YORK IN 30 MINUTES. 470 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,990 - I'LL ONLY BE A MINUTE. - NO, HE'S IN THE SHOWER! 471 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:23,727 Dana: ARI! ARI! 472 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,406 (engine revs) 473 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,143 DAVE. 474 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,879 - DAVE! - I'M NOT A FIGHTER, DAWG, OKAY? 475 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,394 BUT WHEN IT COMES TO MY GIRL, I WILL MAN UP. SO BACK OFF, OKAY? 476 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,729 YOU'RE NOT FIGHTING ME, MAN. YOU'RE FIGHTING YOURSELF HERE. 477 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,798 DON'T USE THAT WEIRD EXISTENTIAL SHIT WITH ME. 478 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,566 DAVE, WILL YOU JUST TALK TO ME FOR ONE SECOND 479 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,123 BEFORE YOU GO BACK OVER TO HER? 480 00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:54,269 - ONE... - LISTEN... 481 00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:55,470 - ONE... - DAVE. 482 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:56,938 ONE... THAT WAS THREE SECONDS, DAWG. 483 00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:59,697 WHAT ARE YOU, SIX? LOOK, YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR GIRL, DAVE? 484 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,177 I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, YOU GO BACK OVER THERE WITH THAT ATTITUDE, 485 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,846 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. - YOU'D LIKE THAT, WOULDN'T YOU? 486 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,282 WHAT THE FUCK, DAVE? YOU'VE COME TO CAUSE MORE PROBLEMS? 487 00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:09,017 GIRL, I HAVEN'T CAUSED SHIT, OKAY? IT'S THIS GUY. 488 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,041 THE ONLY REASON HE'S HERE IS TO TRY AND FUCK YOU. 489 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:12,987 - WHAT? - I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MY JOB, DAVE. 490 00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:14,656 - YOU NEED TO GET RID OF HIM, OKAY? - DAVE! 491 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,825 BABY, I'M JUST KEEPING IT REAL. ASK HIM. ASK HIM RIGHT NOW. 492 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,493 ASK HIM TO LOOK YOU IN THE FACE AND SAY IT ISN'T SO. 493 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:20,417 - DO IT, COME ON. - DAVE, STOP IT. 494 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,698 - MAYBE I SHOULD LEAVE. - YEAH, DAWG, WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT, PLEASE? 495 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,199 NO, DAWG, WHY DON'T YOU? 496 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,490 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! 497 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:28,525 - I'M DONE. - THAT SHIT AIN'T RIGHT. 498 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,961 STOP FUCKING TALKING LIKE RANDY JACKSON! 499 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,631 WHOA, OKAY. 500 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,400 WHATEVER, MOVIE STAR. 501 00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:38,869 I HOPE YOU TWO ARE REALLY HAPPY TOGETHER, ALL RIGHT? 502 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,671 (sighs) 503 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,381 WELL, THAT WAS AWKWARD. 504 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:51,749 YEAH. YOU ALL RIGHT? 505 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,584 NO, I MEANT FOR YOU. 506 00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,118 (laughs) 507 00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:58,789 OKAY, COME ON. LET'S GET BACK TO WORK. 508 00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,384 - OKAY. - JESUS. 509 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,827 (cell phone ringing) 510 00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:09,266 - IT'S WALSH. - FINALLY. 511 00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,668 YO, BILLY! WHERE'VE YOU BEEN ALL DAY? 512 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,415 IT'S NOT BILLY, VINCE. IT'S KAT. 513 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,384 BILLY'S LOCKED HIMSELF IN THE BATHROOM 514 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,852 WITH A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY AND A GUN. 515 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,742 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 516 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,289 He thinks he let you down, Vince. He feels terrible. 517 00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:22,924 NO NO NO, HE DIDN'T LET ME DOWN. 518 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,248 - (cell phone ringing) - VINCE, E. 519 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,418 SHH-SHH! LET ME TALK TO HIM. 520 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:30,654 BILLY? BABY, IT'S VINCE. HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 521 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:33,123 WHAT'S TO SAY? I'VE RUINED US ALL! 522 00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:35,203 NO, BABY, HE SAYS THAT IT'S ALL GOOD. 523 00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:37,694 WHAT'S ALL GOOD? HE LIKED THE SCRIPT? 524 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,307 TELL HIM I LOVED THE SCRIPT. 525 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:41,811 HE LOVED THE SCRIPT! BABY, HE LOVED IT. 526 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,837 - YOU LOVED IT? - It's unbelievable. 527 00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:50,273 - DO YOU REALLY HAVE A GUN? - YEAH, BUT THE BITCH HID THE BULLETS, SO... 528 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,610 JESUS, BILLY. THE SCRIPT IS AMAZING. I WANT TO MAKE THIS MOVIE. 529 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,123 - YOU DO? - Yes. 530 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,713 WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THIS MOVIE. 531 00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:58,982 - HOW? - ARI'S TAKING CARE OF IT. DON'T WORRY. 532 00:21:59,017 --> 00:22:01,051 ARI? WHAT CAN HE DO? 533 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:04,020 (ringing) 534 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:06,222 WOW, IT'S LIKE FINDING JIM MORRISON ALIVE. 535 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:09,370 YEAH, I HAD NO CELL ALL DAY. I GOT, LIKE, 25 MESSAGES. WHAT'S GOING ON? 536 00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:12,340 NOTHING THAT EXCITING. JUST HAVE AN EMERGENCY MEETING WITH THE HEAD OF THE STUDIO 537 00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:14,342 on the Billy Walsh/ Vinnie Chase project. 538 00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:16,645 - WHY, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? - Wouldn't you like to know? 539 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,480 - ARI? - LISTEN, YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE. 540 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,303 - I'VE GOT TO GO. - ARI? 541 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,776 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 542 00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:27,878 DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES HERE. 543 00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:29,580 THANK GOD I'M IN A ROBE. 544 00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:31,615 AND MAY I COMMENT ON WHAT LOVELY ANKLES YOU HAVE? 545 00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:33,862 - TALK FAST, ARI. - YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR SUMMER MOVIE. 546 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:36,687 - COME AGAIN? - A TENT POLE... YOU DON'T HAVE ONE. 547 00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:40,256 - I HAVE "CLOUDS." - BILLY WALSH AND VINNIE CHASE DON'T WANNA DO IT. 548 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,003 WHERE THE HELL IS DANA GORDON? 549 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,872 I'M RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR, RICHARD! 550 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,106 ARI LOCKED ME OUT. 551 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:46,597 LET HER IN! 552 00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:51,101 - HEY, DANA. - FUCK YOU, ARI. 553 00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:52,881 DANA, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH "CLOUDS"? 554 00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:55,083 I AM WORKING ON IT, RICHARD. AND WHEN YOU RETURN FROM NEW YORK, 555 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,874 I WILL HAVE A COMPLETELY NEW TEAM IN PLACE. 556 00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:59,855 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. BILLY BURNED SIX WEEKS WRITING THE WRONG SCRIPT. 557 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,845 AND YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO PUT "CLOUDS" 558 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,914 BACK ONBOARD FOR YOUR JULY RELEASE. 559 00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:06,517 YOU AND YOUR FRIEND BILLY WALSH ARE DEAD, ARI! 560 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,463 WE ARE NOT DEAD. WE ARE VERY MUCH ALIVE. 561 00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:10,131 YOU WITH YOUR FADING STOCK PRICES 562 00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:12,400 AND YOUR THREE STRAIGHT QUARTERS IN THE RED ARE DEAD 563 00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:14,736 IF YOU HAVE TO GO TO YOUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS AND TELL THEM 564 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,638 THAT THIS SUMMER MAY BE YOUR WORST QUARTER YET. 565 00:23:16,662 --> 00:23:18,239 I'M GONNA TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF, ARI. 566 00:23:18,263 --> 00:23:20,909 PLEASE, DON'T, BECAUSE I HAVE YOUR SUMMER MOVIE. 567 00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:23,600 FROM THE DIRECTOR OF "MEDELLIN" 568 00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:25,714 AND "QUEENS BOULEVARD" COMES "SILO." 569 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:29,372 IT IS A STORY OF A GROUP OF NON-UNIONIZED FARMHANDS 570 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,543 WHO BAND TOGETHER TO SURVIVE A NUCLEAR ATTACK 571 00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:35,679 AFTER DISCOVERING AN UNDERGROUND SOCIETY. 572 00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:38,314 IT IS READY TO SHOOT. BILLY WALSH IS ONBOARD, 573 00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:40,228 VINNIE CHASE IS ONBOARD, AND IF YOU'RE NOT, 574 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:43,319 FOX, UNIVERSAL AND SONY ARE. 575 00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:45,199 - HE'S BLUFFING. - WHAT DOES IT MATTER? 576 00:23:45,223 --> 00:23:46,601 THERE'S A SUMMER MOVIE IN THERE, 577 00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:48,036 OR WE PACK UP OUR SHIT AND GO HOME. 578 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:49,838 TELL HIM HOW GOOD IT IS, DANA. 579 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,828 ALL PERSONAL BULLSHIT ASIDE. 580 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,730 DANA? 581 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:58,869 - IT'S AN EXCELLENT SCRIPT. - CAN WE MARKET IT?! 582 00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:02,505 THINK "BLADE RUNNER" MEETS "FIELD OF DREAMS." 583 00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:04,407 TWO CLASSICS... BOOM! 584 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,543 YOU MAKE THIS GOOD, DANA. 585 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,612 AND YOU, ARI, THIS I DON'T SOON FORGET. 586 00:24:11,316 --> 00:24:14,084 THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE... "BLADE RUNNER" MEETS "FIELD OF DREAMS"? 587 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,330 - NOT BAD, HUH? - THAT WAS... DID YOU ACTUALLY READ IT? 588 00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:18,700 WHAT DO I NEED TO READ IT FOR? I HAVE A GO MOVIE, DOUCHEBAG. 589 00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:20,301 - WE HAVE A GO MOVIE. - DIE, ARI. 590 00:24:20,325 --> 00:24:22,993 I TRULY HOPE YOU DIE. 591 00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:26,663 - DID I DO IT, VINNIE? - YES, YOU DID, AND THANK YOU. 592 00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:29,210 Turtle: SO ANY POSSIBILITY OF SHOOTING THIS ONE 593 00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:31,401 A LITTLE CLOSER TO CIVILIZATION, BILL, PLEASE? 594 00:24:31,436 --> 00:24:33,904 IT TAKES PLACE ON A FARM IN NOVA SCOTIA, TURTLE. 595 00:24:33,939 --> 00:24:36,372 IGNORE HIM, BILLY. HE READ EVERY THIRD PAGE. 596 00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,374 I, ON THE OTHER HAND, WAS RIVETED, 597 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:41,478 ESPECIALLY BY THE CHARACTER OF KELTON THE FARMHAND. 598 00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:44,547 - YEAH, I WAS THINKING OF YOU WHEN I WROTE THAT. - REALLY? 599 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,182 - NO. - (laughs) 600 00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:48,585 HOW ABOUT A TOAST TO A GROUNDBREAKING DAY 601 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:50,721 AND A POSSIBLY GROUNDBREAKING MOVIE? 602 00:24:50,756 --> 00:24:53,189 ARE YOU KISSING MY ASS NOW, SNAKE SUIT? 603 00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:54,803 OH, COME ON, BILLY. HE CAME THROUGH. 604 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,137 YOU CAN'T STAY MAD AT HIM. 605 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,729 I'M NO LONGER PLANNING ON USING YOUR CAR AS A TOILET, 606 00:24:58,764 --> 00:25:00,775 BUT I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ABOUT BEING MY AGENT AGAIN. 607 00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:02,310 I WAIT WITH BATED BREATH, SIRE. 608 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,967 - YEAH! - (all laugh) 609 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,647 WHY DOES NOBODY ANSWER THEIR CELL PHONES? 610 00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:07,203 LOOK WHO'S TALKING! 611 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:09,640 WHERE'VE YOU BEEN, E? TOO BUSY BEING PROFESSIONAL 612 00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:11,285 WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO PICK UP THE PHONE? 613 00:25:11,309 --> 00:25:12,854 WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON? 614 00:25:12,878 --> 00:25:14,889 DON'T STRESS YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD ABOUT IT. 615 00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:16,925 - IT'S ALL BEEN HANDLED. - WHAT'S BEEN HANDLED? 616 00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:19,269 WE'RE MAKING BILLY'S MOVIE. 617 00:25:19,652 --> 00:25:21,551 "SILO"? 618 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:28,224 - WHERE'S THE SNOW? - (all laughing) 619 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,861 (sighs) 620 00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:34,698 (rock music playing)