1 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:14,931 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,780 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:20,913 This place is beautiful, Vincent. 4 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:22,623 You have really outdone yourself. 5 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,500 Not bad for a kid from Queens, huh? 6 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:27,128 Not bad for a kid from anywhere. Who's gonna decorate? 7 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:29,422 I'm gonna do it. You know I got a great eye. 8 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,924 - Lots of reds. - Don't be an idiot, Drama. 9 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:33,801 You know, I almost went to Parsons, Shauna. 10 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:36,637 What you mean you almost went to Parsons? What does that mean? 11 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:38,264 Get out of here. 12 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,392 When are you gonna cut him off already, huh? 13 00:01:41,477 --> 00:01:43,603 You know you're doing him a huge disservice. 14 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:45,813 Do you know that I carried my brother for 15 years? 15 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:47,982 And now he's living in a van outside of a Target. 16 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,193 - Really? - We don't talk about him. 17 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,904 How about your decorator? You know how much I love your place. 18 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:54,906 Carrie Carlson. She's the best in the biz. 19 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:57,533 I guarantee you she'll get you into Architectural Digest. 20 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,536 Well, hook it up. I'm gonna go christen the bathroom. 21 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,789 All right. Congratulations, sweetie. 22 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:05,249 And to think this all started from a Vicks commercial. 23 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:06,584 Amazing! 24 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:10,963 You guys are so fucked! 25 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:14,634 I bet you're gonna sink at least three mil into this place. 26 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:15,927 I guessed five. 27 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:18,846 - You must be freaking out, Eric. - Cool as a cucumber, Shauna. 28 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:21,641 - So not like you. - If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. 29 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:22,975 There you go, E. 30 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,394 Finally turning into a human being I can hang out with. 31 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,855 See that? Things are finally starting to pan out for me. 32 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:30,274 I think Variety is gonna run the Aquaman announcement tomorrow. 33 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:32,401 - I'm hoping for the cover. - Oh, cool. Don't let them use 34 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:35,112 - that smiley face picture. - I love that picture. 35 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,739 Nah, Vince hates it. It drives him crazy. 36 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,741 Use the "What the fuck are you looking at?" shot. 37 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,660 Maybe we'll land him the next Scorsese movie. 38 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,078 - That'd be nice. - Nice. 39 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:47,041 DRAMA: I think we should turn the pool to face south. 40 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,501 Very feng shui. 41 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,170 Will you just let the professionals handle this stuff? 42 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:53,798 Shauna, obviously you never saw my condo. 43 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:56,843 No, but I'm picturing lots of leopard sheets and leather. 44 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:59,095 You know you should go easy on me, Shauna. 45 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,638 I'm going in for surgery. 46 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,348 Surgery? Are you okay? 47 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:04,016 It's elective. I'd rather not talk about it. 48 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:07,395 He's having his botched adult circumcision corrected. 49 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:13,401 Hey, Ronnie! Yo, that 70" beast is for my room. 50 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:14,652 Vince only wanted a 50". 51 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:17,029 I swear to God! Ask him. 52 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:18,364 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 53 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:22,577 - Hello. - BILLY: Yo, Suit. 54 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:24,287 Billy, how are you? 55 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,998 I'm fucking amazing! Guess what? 56 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:29,125 - What, you finally showered? - Fuck you. 57 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,168 - We got into Sundance! - We got in! 58 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:33,588 - We got into Sundance! - We're in, motherfucker! 59 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:36,215 Gonna be the first back-to-back winner in the festival's history. 60 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:39,051 Vince, come here! Congratulations, Billy. You did a great job. 61 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:41,095 If you go out tonight, call me. We'll celebrate. 62 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:42,555 Absolutely. 63 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:46,309 - Queens Boulevard got into Sundance. - Wow. That's awesome. 64 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,144 We are having a fuckin' good month! 65 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:50,313 Good job, E. 66 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,773 This and Aquaman will get us the Variety cover for sure. 67 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,650 Sundance, baby. 68 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,986 Yeah. You did this. 69 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,282 - Hey, Lloyd. - Hi. 70 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:02,950 Is he decent? 71 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:05,286 Eric, I'll deny I said this, but no, he's not decent. 72 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,121 He's an awful human being. 73 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:08,915 You'll have to bring your own thermals. 74 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,250 But I'll get you on all the hot party lists. 75 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,794 Turtle did this. Not bad, right? 76 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,924 You know The Station Agent, Eric? 77 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:21,802 - Yeah. - Monster fuckin' hit at Sundance! 78 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:24,889 Did you see it? It's about the midget who lives by the train tracks. 79 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:27,308 The last time I saw him, he was in a FedEx commercial. 80 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,143 They were overnighting him to London. 81 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:32,188 His name is Peter Dinklage. He's doing a movie with Vin Diesel right now. 82 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,315 Really? Which one? Is it Twins Part Deux? 83 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,692 You'll never give me credit for anything, will you? 84 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:40,321 You got me. Are you kidding? Sundance is a great festival for little people. 85 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:43,199 You should kill over there. But for the rest of us normal folk, 86 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,284 it's just a chance to try to fuck a Mormon. 87 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:48,371 Pleasure as always, Ari. 88 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,206 - I'll see you on the slopes. - Eric. 89 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,958 - Yeah? - Sit down. 90 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,376 What's up? 91 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:56,921 It's about the Aquaman offer. 92 00:04:57,547 --> 00:05:00,132 - What about it? - It's M.I.A. 93 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:03,386 - What do you mean? - I mean we don't have it yet. 94 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,179 What do you mean? We already had it. 95 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,807 We had it, but we haven't gotten it. 96 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,767 We're waiting on the paperwork, right? 97 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:11,394 Yeah, I've been waiting. 98 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,815 Okay, all right. I'm missing something here. 99 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:18,901 - They made us an offer and we accepted. - Yup. 100 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:21,320 And you said we were waiting on the paperwork. So what's goin' on? 101 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:24,490 - I don't know. - Well pick up the phone and find out! 102 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,951 You don't think that I've picked up the fucking phone? 103 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:29,787 - Well, pick it up again! - I told you guys not to sit on this! 104 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:33,457 You know how much time was wasted getting Drama on as his personal chef 105 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:36,002 and Turtle as his driver? I mean, come on. 106 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,671 Ari, you realize that Vince just bought a house for $5 million. 107 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,215 Was I the one that told you guys to do a 10-day escrow? 108 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,593 Ari, find out what the fuck is going on. 109 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,345 Call me. Please. 110 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,600 Thanks. 111 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,772 RECEPTIONIST: Dr. Green's office. 112 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,782 - Dr. Green? - Yeah. 113 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,453 - He's good. - The best. 114 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,413 Johnny Chase? 115 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,918 I'm just getting my girlfriend something. 116 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,296 - As a gift. - Oh, you have a girlfriend? 117 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:22,089 Yeah. 118 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:23,716 That's too bad. 119 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:31,474 So, tell me, Mr. Chase, why are you interested in calf augmentation? 120 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:34,101 Well, Doc, I've always felt top heavy. 121 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:35,936 Out of proportion. 122 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:38,814 You know, I work out every day and they just don't grow. 123 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,150 Well, we're all victims of our genetic heritage. 124 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,277 Yeah, well, I was a double victim. 125 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:47,073 We used to say about Pops, "No child support and no calves." 126 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:48,824 We can do it for you, Mr. Chase. 127 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,494 But it is something that you have to be very be sure of, 128 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,079 because this is major surgery. 129 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,456 Doc, I'm an actor by trade. 130 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:57,750 My legs are my livelihood. 131 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,377 You know, I've got great thighs, 132 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:02,046 very aesthetic knees. 133 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:05,091 And I feel pretty good about my ankles. 134 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:07,426 It's just my calves I can't live with. 135 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:11,847 Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure I want to do it. 136 00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:14,058 Then I'll have Rita schedule you in. 137 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:15,851 Excellent. 138 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:17,478 Thank you, Doc. 139 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:18,854 Pleasure. 140 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:22,608 Oh, Mr. Chase, the cost of the operation will be $10,000. 141 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:26,737 Do you take SAG insurance? 142 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:29,281 CARRIE: This is Michael and Catherine's living room. 143 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,617 Oh, did they fight over that rug. 144 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:34,203 Catherine's got all the T-Mobile money coming in right now. 145 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,539 - Bet she won, huh? - Exactly. 146 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,582 Brad and Jen's master bath. 147 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:42,128 Heartbreaking, although I heard they might be getting back together. 148 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:45,214 Carrie, you have any pictures of Jen in the tub? 149 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:48,134 How 'bout I tell Brad Pitt that you said that, Turtle? 150 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,344 - He'll kick your fuckin' ass. - Please. 151 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:53,264 I don't think you get where we come from, okay, Shauna? 152 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:55,349 I will slap Brad Pitt in his face. 153 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:58,144 I don't know, Brad looked pretty ripped in Troy. 154 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,645 That's all CGI, Drama. 155 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,730 They're gonna make Vince look ripped up in Aquaman. 156 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,108 - Thanks, Turtle. - CARRIE: David Schwimmer's kitchen. 157 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,944 Notice the accents in the marble and the full line 158 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:09,905 - of Miele ovens and ranges. - Mieles are awesome, Vince. 159 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,075 They go from 0-400° in four seconds. 160 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:16,328 And they have a roast probe, which is nice to have. 161 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,831 How have we lived this long without a roast probe? 162 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:22,459 Look, Vince, the point with the house is that it's yours. 163 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:26,422 And I work 24 hours a day, seven days a week to make sure it feels that way. 164 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,465 - Sounds good. Let's do it. - All right. 165 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:31,177 - What do you charge? - It's a $150,000 retainer. 166 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:32,761 And then I get 10% of all purchases. 167 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:35,514 But I also get 20% off all purchases. 168 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:37,349 So really, you're coming out 10% ahead. 169 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:40,186 - That sounds fair. You take a check? - Of course. 170 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,730 Actually, we're a little low on cash flow right now. 171 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:45,649 - Maybe if there's... - We're waiting for money to come in. 172 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:48,736 Big money, Carrie. You're gonna be doing Aquaman's house. 173 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,196 Ooh, fancy. 174 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:53,532 We should get you guys an aquarium then. I know the best place. 175 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:56,619 It's fine. We can get started. I know you're good for the money. 176 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:02,541 Come on, Chris, I painted your house for you. 177 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:04,668 You stiffed me three grand. 178 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:08,422 I would have forgotten about it but I need the money right now. 179 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,716 You begged me to paint my house, Drama, 180 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,844 and you fucked it up so bad I had to pay somebody else to redo it, 181 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:16,722 and I still gave you $2,500 'cause I'm a generous guy! 182 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:19,016 Come on, Chris, we had a deal. Don't make me beg. 183 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,227 What do you need this money for? You in trouble? 184 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,520 No, no, it's nothing like that. 185 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,150 - It's elective surgery. - What are you getting your nose done? 186 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,735 No, implants. 187 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,989 - Calf implants. - You're sicker than I thought. 188 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,908 You gonna give me the money or not? 189 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:38,160 Yeah, I'll give you the money for a shrink. 190 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:42,248 You know what, fat boy? I'll tell you what. 191 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:43,958 How 'bout I come in there, I beat your ass 192 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,084 and then you give me the money. 193 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,294 You're looking slow in there, Chris. 194 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:50,464 You beat my ass I'll give you the money. 195 00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:52,424 All right. 196 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:57,638 I gotta warn you, Chris, I'm in the best shape of my life right now. 197 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:00,099 You know every time we get in the ring together 198 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,976 you end up gettin' busted up. 199 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:04,770 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 200 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,733 Dana Gordon, you made Junior VP 201 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,652 and I gotta wait three days for a call back? 202 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:14,780 Sorry, Ari, we were moving offices. You know how it is. 203 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,615 Where's the Vinnie Chase offer? 204 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,659 - What are you... - Dana? 205 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,869 Are you taking a piss, Ari? 206 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,873 That check you wrote me isn't going to bounce, is it? 207 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,584 No. I'd wait till Thursday to cash it, though. 208 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:30,170 - Excuse me? - I'm kidding. It's fine. 209 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,382 It is calming. 210 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:38,012 You know, Vince, Oscar De La Hoya has a shark in his house. 211 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,847 Aquaman should have one in his. 212 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,473 Yeah. How much, Keith? 213 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,476 That guy right there is $6,500, but he's a mutt. 214 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:47,104 You want a purebred Whitetip, it'll cost you around $11,000. 215 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,064 Maybe we should get two, so they have a friend? 216 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,607 Definitely, man! Look at that. 217 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,526 - What do you think, E? - About what? 218 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,611 Getting a couple sharks for the house? 219 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:57,364 - Well, how much is a shark? - 11 grand. 220 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,283 You really think we need a shark, Vince? 221 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,828 Yes, we do, E! And we should consider gettin' some lobsters, too. 222 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,956 We get bored with 'em, Drama can throw 'em in that new oven we're getting. 223 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,249 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 224 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,376 It's Ari. I'm gonna take this. 225 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:12,046 As much as I'd love to spend the rest of my day with you guys, I must go. 226 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,298 I've got to drag Russell Crowe out of Tom Bergin's. 227 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,342 He's got Leno tonight. 228 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,302 - See you. - Ciao, beautiful. 229 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:19,511 Ciao. 230 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,848 - What's up, Ari? - Just had lunch with Dana Gordon. 231 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,059 - What'd she say? - Everything's going to be great. 232 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,811 Boss is in France. He just has to sign off on the details. 233 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,022 - You believe her? - I've known her a very long time. 234 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,815 Just stay calm. We're gonna be okay. 235 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,943 I will be calm when Vince has that check in his hands, okay, Ari? 236 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,322 Neurotic Irish fuck. 237 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:39,615 (BELL RINGS) 238 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,372 Here's your left implant! 239 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:47,956 Here's your right implant! 240 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,834 Left! Right! 241 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:54,046 And by the way, I'm going to lose this weight, 242 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,881 but you're never going to get smart. 243 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,758 Ask your fucking brother for the money. 244 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,969 All right, Chris. How about half the money? 245 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,722 I'm not just talking about the fish. 246 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:07,434 I mean, to spend $50,000 on a tank is insane. We don't even have a couch. 247 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,770 This morning this guy was all for making the house nice. 248 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,563 We'll just wait for Carrie's discount. 249 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,483 - She gets a discount on fish? - Shauna says she's the best. 250 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,069 I think she gets a discount on everything. 251 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,405 Hell, what the fuck happened to you? 252 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,115 I just worked out with Chris Penn. 253 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,699 Why do you always work out with him? 254 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:25,953 - You catch a beating every time. - No, this is nothing. 255 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:30,499 Look, bro, you know I'd never ask you for anything, 256 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,502 but I'm in dire need of 10 grand. 257 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:36,422 Drama, it's just now's not a good time. 258 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:37,923 Vince has a lot of expenses right now. 259 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,550 Is your name Vince? 260 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:42,094 Look, I've exhausted all available options. 261 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,096 You know I'd never come to you for money. 262 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,098 And you know I'd never say no to you. 263 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,517 But, Johnny, this is insane. 264 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,102 This is my life! 265 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,770 Are these things gonna feel like fake tits? 266 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:55,107 - I'm not in the mood, Turtle. - I'm just asking a question. 267 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,525 You think girls sit around like us, 268 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,402 "You like a guy with real calves or fake calves?" 269 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,446 As long as you go underneath the muscle, 270 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,406 like with tits, they have a natural feel. 271 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,533 So you've felt a man's fake calf before? 272 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,161 Listen, Johnny. 273 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,371 I'll think about it, all right? 274 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,833 - Vince. - Yeah? 275 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,585 You know I love you, right, bro? 276 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,211 I know. I know. 277 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,466 Oh, yeah. Sweet, sweet, sweet. 278 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,469 Yeah, we could drop some serious coin in this place. 279 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,387 God, I hate shopping. 280 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,307 This is kind of comfy. 281 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,684 I could take a nap right here. 282 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:33,979 Now that is the couch of a movie star if I've ever seen one. 283 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,981 Josh Weinstein. What's going on, man? 284 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,150 Hey, Sundance, baby! We did it. 285 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,402 Don't forget, Josh Weinstein's the one that found you that script. 286 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,529 - We remember. - Great. 287 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,239 This is my girl, lma. 288 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,408 Did three episodes of North Shore last year. 289 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,369 We're movin' in together. Might even buy the same couch as you. 290 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,332 Okay, baby. Go check out a lamp, okay? 291 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,918 - Seriously. - Nice to meet you. 292 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,255 So, guys, congrats on J.C. 293 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,049 That's a big score. 294 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:05,844 I mean, I love Aquaman, but I didn't think they could land a whale like that. 295 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:08,263 - What are you talking about? - J.C., baby. 296 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,599 James Cameron's directing Aquaman. 297 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,936 What, you guys didn't know? Ari is slackin'. 298 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:17,606 Well, just remember Josh Weinstein told you first. 299 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,031 Yo, James Cameron, baby. 300 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,158 This could be the worst piece-of-shit movie ever, 301 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:29,701 and it'll still make a billion dollars. 302 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,703 I would give my left arm to do a Cameron movie. 303 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,122 - How 'bout your left calf? - Do you think it's true? 304 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,166 I don't know. I can't find Ari. 305 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,086 You are on fire, E. It's crazy. 306 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,838 You read these things and you can never guess what it's gonna be. 307 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:43,423 But with a guy like James Cameron, 308 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,968 you know it's gonna be special. I'm gonna call Ari again. 309 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,594 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 310 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:48,887 Ari Gold's office. 311 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:51,390 Lloyd, it's Eric Murphy. I need to talk to Ari. 312 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:54,017 Eric, he told me if I disturbed him, 313 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,144 he'd chop me up Benihana style. 314 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,064 This is the most important phone call you've ever had. I promise you. 315 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,276 Do you how many times I've told him I'm Chinese? The man does not listen. 316 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,528 I don't care if he's in the middle of open heart surgery. 317 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,072 - Get him on the phone! - Okay, fine, E. 318 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,157 But it's just because you are 319 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,910 the only nice person in this whole fucking town! 320 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,495 Thanks, Lloyd. 321 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,415 I would have to say it's his anger. 322 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,792 I mean, he goes from zero to 100 in a second flat. 323 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,294 - Come on. - Do you feel this is 324 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:23,714 - an accurate assessment, Ari? - No. I'm a very calm guy. 325 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:26,091 I mean, whether it's... That's... 326 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,554 I'm a very calm person, all right? 327 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,557 Whether I'm at work or in a social situation, 328 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,100 I am extremely calm. 329 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,436 But my wife, who I love very dearly, 330 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,937 she likes to nag, 331 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,315 and I react to the nagging. 332 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,858 Overreact. 333 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,323 Sometimes, okay, maybe. 334 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,575 But without the nagging, 335 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,368 no reaction. 336 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:57,623 Well, what he calls "nagging," I call trying to have a relationship. 337 00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,916 Look, there's no proverbial judge 338 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,169 - sitting on a bench judging you. - (CELL PHONE RINGING) 339 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,463 Ari, I told you to turn that off. 340 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,965 I did turn it off, but this is the emergency line. 341 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,051 - This is the Bat Line. - Do you need to get that? 342 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,678 - I do need to take this, yes. - No, he doesn't. 343 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,681 I ask for one hour out of a day for his undivided attention, 344 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:17,142 - and I can't even have that. - You can have it if you want to live 345 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,436 in Agoura fucking Hills and go to group therapy. 346 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,147 But if you want a Beverly Hills mansion and a country club membership 347 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,982 and nine weeks a year at a Tuscan villa, 348 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,568 then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon 349 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,487 on a motherfucking Wednesday! 350 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:29,905 See, that's it. There it is. 351 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,699 You know what? I have to take this. 352 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:39,414 There better be a Scud missile heading towards Beverly Hills, Eric. 353 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,249 No, there's a fucking iceberg, Ari. 354 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,127 - What? - James Cameron's directing Aquaman! 355 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,338 Fuck you. Where'd you hear that? Friendster? 356 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,423 No, I heard it from Josh Weinstein, you jerkoff. 357 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,550 Now get your hand off your dick and go call somebody. 358 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:51,635 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 359 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,679 I don't care if he's in the Arctic Shelf. 360 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,139 Get James Cameron on the phone! Get Dana Gordon on the phone! 361 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,266 Tell her assistant if she does not call me back, 362 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,936 I will fuck her worse than I did in Cabo in '92. 363 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,772 - Do you really want me to say that? - Improvise, Lloyd. 364 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,483 I'm gonna be there in 90 seconds. Find out who covers Warner's. 365 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,110 If all this is not taken care of 366 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,487 I will choke you out with a strap-on! 367 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,281 See you when you get here. Potty-mouth. 368 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,787 James Cameron is not in. Dana Gordon is not in. 369 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,664 Peter Cole covers Warner. 370 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,124 - Who? - Peter Cole. 371 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,459 - Where's Mr. Cole's fucking office? - That way. 372 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:28,004 Call Gordon and Cameron every five minutes until someone picks up! 373 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,133 Cole? Where is Mr. Fucking Peter Cole's office? 374 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,884 Cole? Where the fuck is Peter Cole's office? 375 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,845 - Right there. - Right here? 376 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,682 James Cameron is directing Aquaman? 377 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,225 That's great. That's awesome. 378 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,977 "That's awesome," huh? 379 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,980 You didn't think to bring it up in the fucking staff meeting? 380 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,649 An e-mail? A yellow fucking sticky something? 381 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,735 I didn't know I was supposed to know that kind of stuff. 382 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,570 What is it you're supposed to know, do you think? 383 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,113 What the fuck do we pay you for? 384 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,115 To get your agency card laminated 385 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,743 so you can go to Shelter and try to fuck Mischa Barton? 386 00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,745 - I didn't think... - Let me tell you something. 387 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,496 You don't have to say anything. You know why? 388 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,832 'Cause you pick up all your stuff 389 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,251 because you're motherfucking fired! 390 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,051 - What happened? - I don't know. 391 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,262 I was dropping off Peter's mail 392 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,473 and then Mr. Gold fired me. 393 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,892 My life is over. 394 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:27,773 I've got Dana Gordon on the phone. 395 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,235 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 396 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:36,948 Is it true? 397 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:40,452 Ari, listen, I couldn't say anything, okay? We were negotiating. 398 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:43,580 Did you tell Jimbo Vincent Chase is attached to this project? 399 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:46,958 - It's all gonna be fine. - Don't fuck me, Dana! 400 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:50,045 Who got you that job? Who pulled you out of accounting? 401 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,297 Okay, Ari, listen to me, all right? 402 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,966 I'm gonna tell you this, but if you tell anyone that I told you 403 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:57,719 - I will deny it until my death. - All right. 404 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:02,098 Alan and Jim are in Paris right now, and as soon as they are done, 405 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,017 they will take care of Vince. 406 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:07,312 And, Ari, listen. Alan loves Vince, okay? 407 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,440 His 14-year-old daughter has Vince posters all over her walls. 408 00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:12,234 We're all good. 409 00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,529 Dana, I love you. 410 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:18,406 And if I wasn't married, I'd take you back to Cabo with me. 411 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,493 Yeah, it wasn't Cabo, Ari. 412 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,370 It was a Red Roof Inn in Rosarito. 413 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,288 It sure felt like Cabo to me, Dana. 414 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,832 Goodbye! 415 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,083 Bye. 416 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:33,255 Hey, Lloyd, get in here. I want to make out with you! 417 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,381 Coming. 418 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,258 (CLUB MUSIC PLAYING) 419 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:55,277 Hey, Vince, you wanna tell these cunts that I'm with you? 420 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,237 Is this guy with you, Vince? 421 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,823 This guy's gonna win Sundance for the second time this year. 422 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,825 Billy Walsh. You don't know him? 423 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,369 - Well, alrighty then, Mr. Walsh. - Let him in. 424 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:05,871 Enjoy your evening. 425 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,789 (CLUB MUSIC PLAYING) 426 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,467 Come on, guys. Yo, Ari, the boys are here. 427 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,720 Hey, hey. Is anybody on time anymore? 428 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:22,971 What's up, baby? 429 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,724 There he is, Mr. Walsh. Congratulations, my friend. 430 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,058 Oh, great! Another suit. 431 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,977 Suit Number One, sit with Suit Number Two. 432 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,062 Great, he can direct us, huh? 433 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,566 Congratulations, Billy. 434 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,611 Hey, Skirt Suit, move over would you? 435 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,405 - Let me get in next to the models. - Asshole! 436 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:43,700 Billy, am I gonna be happy with myself in the cut? 437 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,495 Happiness is a state of mind, Johnny. 438 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,040 Now let me get your place. 439 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,834 I like your girl better, okay? Move over. Come on. 440 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,586 You hear anything? 441 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:58,089 - It's all good. - No, it's not all good. 442 00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,508 Vince hired a decorator today for a $150,000. 443 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,136 - Oh yeah, who'd you get? - Carrie Carlson. 444 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,555 - She's good. She's expensive. - What are you, an asshole? 445 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,767 No, I'm the guy that just got you that James Cameron movie. 446 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,102 Do not fuck with me, Ari. 447 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,771 Just talked to the studio. 448 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:15,732 They're wrapping him up then they're gonna wrap us up. 449 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:19,235 I wanted to wait to tell you so you could grab the glory and tell your boy. 450 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,696 - You wanna hug it out? Come here. - Yeah! 451 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,658 Vince, Cameron's in! 452 00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,701 We're doing a James Cameron movie! 453 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,829 Wow! That's truly amazing! 454 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:31,915 Holy shit. Yo, Johnny! 455 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,792 - Yo! - I think it's retarded, 456 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,961 but if you want to do your legs, you got it. 457 00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:39,005 - What are you doing to your legs? - Nothing. 458 00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:41,967 Thanks, bro, but could we talk about that later please. 459 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:44,970 I wanna say something! Everybody grab a glass! 460 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,472 See this guy right here? 461 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,307 See that guy right there! 462 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,309 Nobody believed in them. 463 00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:53,311 I did. And it paid off. 464 00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,105 And we believed in you, Vince. 465 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,982 And that really paid off, baby. 466 00:21:57,066 --> 00:22:00,151 - To Sundance and beyond! - (ALL CHEERING) 467 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,653 Thank you! 468 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:05,323 Yo, Eric, if you guys wanna move on down, 469 00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:07,993 it seems a little crowded, you can take over Leo's table. 470 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:10,328 - Why? He's not coming in? - No, no. 471 00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:12,455 Leo went to Paris to talk to James Cameron 472 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,457 about some fish movie. 473 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,798 We are so fucked. 474 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:24,676 We are so fucking fucked.