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[CHIRPING]

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[ALL GIGGLING]

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Christmas decorations are getting
more lifelike every year, Charlie Brown.

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I thought your little brother, ReRun,
was coming with you?

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Our mom decided to take him with her
on her bicycle...

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...to do some Christmas shopping.

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Pedal hard, Mom.

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Harder. That's the way.

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Look out for the lawn mower.

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Great, we're out of the garage.

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When it comes to riding
on the back of Mom's bicycle...

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...I'm a white-knuckle flier.
Look out for the tree.

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[BICYCLE BELL RINGS]

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Look out for the fence.

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[CAR HONKS]

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[SINGS]
Jingle bells

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Look out!

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[SINGS]
Jingle bells

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Aah, look out!

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[SINGS]
Jingle all the way

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Singing doesn't help at all.

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Those bike rides always wipe me out.

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I've got to find some way to relax.

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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Could you ask your dog
to come out and play?

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He's resting.

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Go find something else to do.

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Go home and read a book.

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I can't do that.

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Well, that's too bad.

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Find something you know how to do.

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Well, I know how to play with a dog.

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Someone at school today
asked me if I had an older brother...

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...who dragged a blanket around.

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"No," I replied. "I'm an only child."

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Then someone said,
"But don't you have a weird older sister?"

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"No," I insisted. "I'm an only child."

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And so I go, day after day,
dodging questions from curious outsiders.

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What else did they say?

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Some of the guys over at the playground
were discussing crabby sisters.

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Guess what, I won.

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They all agree that I have
the crabbiest sister in the neighborhood.

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I'm a celebrity.

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You think I'm crabby now?
Wait until I'm 40 or 50.

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What about when you're 90?

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Then I'll be real nice.

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The trouble with being a little kid...

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...is no one ever asks your opinion
about anything.

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Why don't you stop talking
and just go to bed?

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Are you asking for my opinion?

51
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What are you writing, ReRun?

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This is how I have it figured.

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If there are three kids in a family,
each kid has 33 and a third rights.

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Wrong, little brother.

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It's 90 percent for me
and 5 percent for you.

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And 5 percent for you.

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I better check those figures again.

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We're a family.
And in a family, each person has a job.

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Here, write down what you think
your job could be.

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How do you spell "watching"?

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Watching?

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That'll be my job, watching TV.

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Remember, ReRun...

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...having an older sister is like having
a compass to guide you through life.

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Is that true?

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I'm not here.

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How can I be expected to live
in the same house with two brothers?

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What kind of question was that?

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Big sisters are the crabgrass
in the lawn of life.

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I'm your younger brother...

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...and I don't suck my thumb,
and I don't cling to a blanket for security.

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Hooray for you.

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As the years go by, you'll probably develop
a real resentment toward me.

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And you'll find different ways
to get even.

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What would you do
if I kicked those over?

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Probably nothing at the moment.

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But years from now,
after you're married...

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...and you and your husband
want me to cosign a note...

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...so you can buy a new house,
I'll refuse.

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[GROANS]

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Younger brothers learn to think fast.

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If you're the third child in a family...

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...and your brother and sister
are really weird...

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...I wonder if it's possible for that
third child to develop an immunity.

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An immunity to all the bad things
that happen in a family.

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To that innocent third child
who might...

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[THUD]

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RERUN:
So much for immunity.

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[BELL RINGS]

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Wow, what a project.

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Color these pictures, cut and paste,
draw those trees.

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More cutting, more pasting.

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What a learning experience.

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[WOMAN MUMBLING]

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Yes, ma'am, you've done it again.

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[WOMAN MUMBLING]

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When she's happy, we're happy.

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What are those round things?

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People faces.

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I'm drawing a football stadium
filled with 60,000 fans.

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I only see 10.

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Parking was a problem.

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We're supposed to draw
each other's face.

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Well, turn your head.
I can only draw a side-view face.

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I'm trying to have an expression
of someone looking to the future with hope.

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That's all right, I'm just drawing your ear.

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I'm tired of all this kindergarten stuff.

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Why don't we run away to Paris?

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If we got on a plane at midnight,
we could be in Paris tomorrow.

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Do you have any money?

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I have 50 cents.

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Maybe we can get upgraded
to business class.

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There's this cute little girl
who sits next to me in kindergarten.

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I told her maybe she and I
can go to Paris someday.

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I don't even know where Paris is.

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The teacher says
that the principal wants to see you.

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Me?

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[WOMAN MUMBLING]

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Yes, ma'am.
I was told the principal wants to see me.

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[WOMAN MUMBLING]

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Why me? I'm nobody.

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I don't even have a dog.

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[MAN MUMBLING]

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Yes, sir, Mr. Principal.

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[MAN MUMBLING]

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Who? The little girl with the braids?

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Sure.
We're in the same kindergarten class.

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[MAN MUMBLING]

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Did I ask her to go to Paris?

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Well, sure, but that was just a joke.
I mean, how...?

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[MAN MUMBLING]

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Harassment?

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LUC Y: Who's there?
- It's only me. I'm home early.

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I've been fired.

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This little girl in my class
was sort of depressed.

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So I said,
"Why don't we run away to Paris?"

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It was a joke.

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She thought it was funny...

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...so she told her mother,
who told the teacher...

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...who told the principal, and I got fired.

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- Suspended.
- I guess so.

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- Harassment?
- Stupidity.

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Thank goodness
Christmas vacation starts tomorrow.

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Mom should really let us have a dog.

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[SNOOPY GROWLS]

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Having a dog could be fun.
Don't you think?

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What are you doing?

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I'm writing a letter to Santa Claus.

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Forget it, ReRun.

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He doesn't have time
to read all those letters.

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I mean, he stands on the corner all day
ringing that bell.

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When he gets home, he's tired.

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He doesn't want to read
a bunch of whiny letters.

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Tell him Lucy says hi.

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Which should I ask for,
a bicycle or a dog?

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I think maybe a dog.

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You can't fall off a dog.

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When Santa Claus brings me the dog...

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...will he leave it on the front porch
or in the backyard?

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He wouldn't drop it down the chimney,
would he?

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There's something
I sort of feel I should tell you.

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Maybe he'll just leave me
a gift certificate.

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Listen to me. Mom doesn't want you
to have a dog, does she?

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- No.
- Do you really think Santa Claus...

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...is going to bring you something
Mom doesn't want you to have?

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Ooh, Supreme Court stuff.

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[MAN MUMBLING]

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Yes, sir, my name is ReRun.

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Did you know that Santa Claus
is gonna bring me a dog?

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So what I need is a leash and a collar
and a supper dish.

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And you can just put it on my tab.

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[THUD]

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00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:03,332
Who am I kidding, Snoopy?

174
00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:07,268
Lucy is right. Santa Claus is never
gonna bring a dog to someone...

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...whose mom doesn't want him
to have a dog.

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If I'm lucky,
I'll get a pair of socks and an orange.

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00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:22,615
Mom put the sandbox
in the garage for a while.

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00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:26,955
- Okay, ReRun, out.
- But...

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- Sally and I wanna play in the sandbox.
- But...

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There's not room for all of us,
so you'll have to leave.

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- But...
- There's two of us...

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...and there's only one of you.

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[GRUMBLES]

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[WOMAN MUMBLING]

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Oh, no, it's B-of-the-B day.

186
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,973
Oh, no.

187
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,652
What is B-of-the-B day?

188
00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,881
It's back-of-the-bike day.

189
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ReRun has to ride
on the back of Mom's bike.

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00:11:03,462 --> 00:11:04,486
[BICYCLE BELL RINGS]

191
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,757
I like they way
your mom handles that bike.

192
00:11:06,932 --> 00:11:09,924
See how she went through that hedge
instead of the brick wall?

193
00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:13,936
Yes, I must admit her steering
is getting a little better.

194
00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:18,440
Yesterday, we only hit four parked cars.

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00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,273
[SINGS]
Over hill, over dale

196
00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:24,312
Poor dale.

197
00:11:25,384 --> 00:11:28,945
Riding around all day
on the back of your mom's bicycle...

198
00:11:29,121 --> 00:11:31,954
...gives you plenty of time to think.

199
00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:36,151
It gives you time to think about
people and about life.

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00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:41,726
And about what would happen
if we ran into a tree.

201
00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:44,963
We're going to the cleaners.

202
00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:48,937
Mom always likes to return
the used coat hangers.

203
00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:52,077
She hates it when I do this.

204
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:53,769
[DOG BARKING]

205
00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:56,312
This is the part of the ride that I hate.

206
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:59,815
Every day,
this big stupid German shepherd...

207
00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:03,284
...comes running out
and chases our bicycle.

208
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:07,017
He doesn't quit
until I throw my shoe at him.

209
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:10,162
I'm running out of shoes.

210
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:17,227
Riding on the back of your mother's bicycle
in the winter can be a real experience.

211
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,770
We can't see where we're going,
and we slide all over.

212
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:24,843
Now it's a shopping cart
in the supermarket.

213
00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:27,137
Now it's a stroller through the mall.

214
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And then back on the bicycle.

215
00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:34,775
Sometimes I go a whole day
without ever touching the ground.

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00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,914
[PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC]

217
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:46,131
- You know something, Schroeder?
- What?

218
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:49,927
I liked you the very first time I saw you.

219
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:53,594
I disliked you the first time I saw you.

220
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It was the best of times,
it was the worst of times.

221
00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:03,207
I have a historical question for you.

222
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:08,945
Did Beethoven ever have any beautiful girls
nearby while he was practicing the piano?

223
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:13,785
No, I don't think Beethoven had any
crabby females hanging on his piano...

224
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,018
...while he was trying to practice.

225
00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,925
That isn't quite what I said.

226
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:20,757
Here's something.

227
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:25,370
"A piano can strike notes
through a range of seven octaves.

228
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:30,840
In comparison, a child's toy piano
has a range of only one octave...

229
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:35,606
...and is virtually useless
as a musical instrument because of that."

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00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:38,409
[CONTINUES PLAYING LOUDLY]

231
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,615
What else does it say?

232
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:47,520
Never fall in love with a musician.

233
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:52,293
What do you two want?

234
00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:53,522
[GROANS]

235
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:55,189
Good grief.

236
00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:58,860
[ALL LAUGHING]

237
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:02,163
[PLAYING VINCE GUARALDI'S
"CHRISTMAS IS COMING"]

238
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,542
[SNOOPY LAUGHING]

239
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:22,724
Why can't I have a normal dog
like everyone else?

240
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:26,063
But you're lucky to have a dog,
Charlie Brown.

241
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,200
Does Snoopy have any sisters?

242
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,029
He has a sister, Belle,
who lives in Kansas City.

243
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,000
Does Snoopy have any brothers?

244
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:37,472
One day, one of his brothers named Marbles
showed up out of the blue.

245
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,901
But he only stayed one day.

246
00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:44,506
RERUN: Why was that?
CHARLIE: Well, he had kind of a wild ride.

247
00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:46,014
[ENGINE WHIRRING]

248
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:54,919
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]

249
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:02,557
Here.

250
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,704
RERUN: Who are they?
CHARLIE: That's Andy and Olaf...

251
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:07,566
...two more brothers of Snoopy.

252
00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:13,307
CHARLIE: They showed up
and spent a few days with Snoopy.

253
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:28,118
And then Snoopy suggested
they go visit his other brother, Spike.

254
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,191
This is Spike.

255
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:33,925
He lives in the desert.

256
00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:36,664
So, what happened?

257
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:42,598
CHARLIE: They got lost and ended up
in Alaska as sled dogs for a while.

258
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,201
Snoopy has the greatest family.

259
00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:48,107
If not the strangest.

260
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:53,081
I wish one of them could be my dog,
but my mom doesn't want one.

261
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:57,086
But would it be okay
if I play with Snoopy sometimes?

262
00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:59,486
If your mom doesn't mind, sure.

263
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:03,059
That would make this
the best Christmas ever.

264
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:15,203
I guess I'll try to play by myself.

265
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:16,705
Here we go.

266
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:19,537
Slam dunk.

267
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:25,108
Lot's of slam, but no dunk.

268
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,087
[DOORBELL RINGS]

269
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:38,157
Could you ask your dog if he wants
to come out and shoot a few baskets?

270
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,890
I'll see if I can find him.

271
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:03,712
I couldn't find him. But I doubt
if he would have been interested.

272
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,416
Can you ask your dog
if he wants to come out and play?

273
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:12,462
And then afterwards, I'll give him
a Christmas cookie with sprinkles.

274
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:13,655
[YELPS]

275
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,531
[BOTH LAUGHING]

276
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:21,405
Happiness is a warm puppy.

277
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:22,938
[GIGGLING]

278
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:35,478
I guess dogs have to eat a lot.

279
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:44,053
How does he do that?

280
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:47,630
By the way, when somebody walks by...

281
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,668
...how do you decide
if you should bark at him?

282
00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:55,867
[BARKS]

283
00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,108
This is how it works.

284
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:02,839
I'll take my cards
and you'll take your cards...

285
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:06,041
...and then we'll throw them in the air.

286
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:11,451
Whoever has the most cards
land face up wins.

287
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,326
How do you do that?

288
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,455
[DOORBELL RINGS]

289
00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:25,262
Can you ask your dog
to come out and play chase the stick?

290
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,867
"Thank you for your offer
to come out and play.

291
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:35,639
We are busy at this time, however,
and cannot accept your offer.

292
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:39,215
We hope you will be successful
elsewhere."

293
00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:43,252
Dogs have rejection slips?

294
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:50,423
Ask your dog
if he wants to come out and frolic.

295
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:54,060
Yesterday, you asked him
if he wanted to come out and play.

296
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,428
We're upgrading the neighborhood.

297
00:18:56,602 --> 00:19:00,868
So then ask your dog
to come out and romp in the snow.

298
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:03,906
- Romp?
- To "romp" means to play...

299
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:07,876
...or to frolic in a lively way.

300
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:14,883
He said no.
"No" means to deny or refuse or disagree.

301
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:17,385
I know what it means.

302
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:21,656
Gee, Mom, dogs are so much fun.

303
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,694
Can we please get one for Christmas?

304
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,160
[WOMAN MUMBLES]

305
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,327
Why, Mom?

306
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,491
[WOMAN MUMBLING]

307
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:39,977
[DOORBELL RINGS]

308
00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:45,276
I was wondering
if you'd be willing to sell your dog.

309
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,247
How much money do you have?

310
00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:51,685
Here, you tell me.
I don't know anything about money.

311
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:56,191
Well, you have a dime,
a nickel and a penny.

312
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,329
You have 16 cents.

313
00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:02,627
- Is that enough?
- No. You'd need $ 10 million.

314
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:09,906
How would it be if I gave you 16 cents now
and the rest later?

315
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:17,876
There's only one thing left to do.
It's time to see Santa Claus.

316
00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:23,454
Hey, big sister, wait a minute.
I need you to take me to Santa Claus.

317
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:24,646
Why?

318
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:27,690
I have something really important
to ask him.

319
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:30,726
I'm very busy today. Maybe tomorrow.

320
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,090
[DOOR CLOSES]

321
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,255
[SCHROEDER PLAYING
CLASSICAL MUSIC ON PIANO]

322
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:49,547
Did Beethoven ever buy his girlfriend
fuzzy mittens for Christmas?

323
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:50,841
I doubt it.

324
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:54,042
Here's your chance
to do something he never did.

325
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:57,347
I've already thought of
doing something he never did.

326
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:00,881
[CONTINUES PLAYING MUSIC]

327
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:07,965
Did Beethoven ever play "Jingle Bells"?

328
00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:12,965
He probably thought
he was too good to play "Jingle Bells."

329
00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:24,211
[SCREAMS]

330
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:02,043
[PLAYING VINCE GUARALDI'S
"CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE"]

331
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,761
I have my list for Christmas.

332
00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:18,600
Well, a bicycle would be nice.

333
00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:22,763
And maybe a new sled
and a pair of in-line skates.

334
00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:26,301
And maybe a new jump rope.

335
00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:39,046
How did things go with Santa Claus?

336
00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:41,988
It's nice to tell him
what you want for Christmas, isn't it?

337
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,459
If you can get past his secretary.

338
00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:53,526
Wait here a second.
I have to check out this Santa.

339
00:22:55,407 --> 00:23:00,743
Okay. If you're a real Santa Claus,
where are your reindeer, huh?

340
00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:03,779
How are you gonna land
on all those rooftops...

341
00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:06,315
...and go down all those chimneys?

342
00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:11,354
And after you go down a chimney,
how are you gonna get back up, huh?

343
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:17,189
I'll give you about three houses,
and you'll be completely exhausted.

344
00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:25,528
I thought you might like a snack
while you were working.

345
00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:33,303
Hey, look, Ma,
Santa is eating out of a dog dish.

346
00:23:33,478 --> 00:23:37,574
As your big sister,
I feel that it is my duty to tell you...

347
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:42,015
...that who you are about to see
is not the real Santa Claus.

348
00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:47,181
I don't care who he is as long as
he can give me a dog for Christmas.

349
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:51,022
What you're looking at
is a dog in a Santa Claus suit.

350
00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:54,597
Now that I've told you,
how does it make you feel?

351
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:56,893
I like him.

352
00:23:57,068 --> 00:24:00,970
Santa, all I want for Christmas
is a puppy dog.

353
00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:04,438
What does he want?

354
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:07,635
I think he wants a contribution
to his box there.

355
00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:11,910
[SNOOPY MUMBLING]

356
00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:15,350
What did he say?

357
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,320
He said, "Thank you,
the money is for a worthy cause."

358
00:24:19,491 --> 00:24:20,856
And "Merry Christmas."

359
00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:25,986
And "Say hello to the stupid kid
with the blanket and his crabby sister."

360
00:24:26,164 --> 00:24:29,827
Just forget it.
Mom will never let you have a dog, anyway.

361
00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:32,862
Everybody in the world has a dog.

362
00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:34,938
Why can't I have a dog?

363
00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:37,438
You wouldn't know
how to take care of a dog.

364
00:24:37,609 --> 00:24:40,601
You wouldn't even know how to feed it.

365
00:24:42,013 --> 00:24:45,005
Dogs like cold cereal.

366
00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:50,646
I don't know
if I can count on Santa for a dog.

367
00:24:50,922 --> 00:24:54,824
If I eat all my dinner,
can I have a dog for Christmas?

368
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:56,051
[WOMAN MUMBLES]

369
00:24:56,695 --> 00:24:59,220
Everybody in the world has a dog.

370
00:24:59,397 --> 00:25:02,264
Why won't Mom let me have one?

371
00:25:02,434 --> 00:25:05,232
A lot of people in the world
don't have dogs.

372
00:25:05,403 --> 00:25:07,166
They can be a lot of trouble.

373
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,966
What I think I'll do today...

374
00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:14,168
...is take some money out of my
college trust fund and go buy a dog.

375
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,746
You don't have a college trust fund.

376
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:20,083
I don't? Good grief.

377
00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:24,653
- Please pass the grape jelly.
- We're all out of grape jelly.

378
00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:30,557
How could anyone not have a dog
or a trust fund or grape jelly?

379
00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:33,430
If you don't think dogs
are a lot of trouble...

380
00:25:33,598 --> 00:25:36,863
...just ask Charlie Brown
about his stupid dog.

381
00:25:37,502 --> 00:25:41,097
My mom and sister say
that dogs are a lot of trouble.

382
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:44,003
Owning a dog
is a big responsibility, ReRun.

383
00:25:44,175 --> 00:25:46,575
They need lots of care.

384
00:25:47,245 --> 00:25:50,271
And they need a lot of comforting.

385
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:56,153
Maybe if I watch you and Snoopy,
I'll know how to take care of a dog...

386
00:25:56,321 --> 00:25:57,982
...if I get one from Santa.

387
00:26:10,101 --> 00:26:14,629
How can you tell
which boot goes on which foot?

388
00:26:15,874 --> 00:26:20,311
I hate zippers.
Oh, how I hate zippers and mittens.

389
00:26:20,478 --> 00:26:22,969
How can you tell where the thumbs go?

390
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:26,851
I wasn't made for winter.

391
00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:36,926
[ENGINE WHIRRING]

392
00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:39,153
What's going on here?

393
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:44,530
I'm going Christmas shopping.
This was the cheapest ticket I could get.

394
00:26:44,703 --> 00:26:49,163
- What's happening, Charlie Brown?
- I haven't the slightest idea.

395
00:26:50,475 --> 00:26:56,243
What kind of an airplane is this?
Where's the complimentary orange juice?

396
00:26:56,414 --> 00:27:00,180
And isn't anyone
going to welcome me aboard?

397
00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:03,745
Blech!

398
00:27:03,922 --> 00:27:06,516
I'd rather have the orange juice.

399
00:27:06,691 --> 00:27:10,092
It's been a smooth flight so far, hasn't it?

400
00:27:10,261 --> 00:27:13,697
Almost like we're not flying at all.

401
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,465
Stupid pilot.

402
00:27:17,902 --> 00:27:21,167
What happens
if there's a loss of cabin pressure?

403
00:27:21,339 --> 00:27:26,743
Where are the oxygen masks
in case there's an emergency?

404
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:36,417
Hey, I thought that passengers
were always served a nice lunch.

405
00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:41,991
What happens
when we get to the ocean?

406
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,960
Do you have special equipment
for flying over water?

407
00:27:51,569 --> 00:27:55,335
Hey, I'm getting cold and wet.
Take me back home.

408
00:27:57,275 --> 00:27:58,469
[ENGINE SPUTTERS]

409
00:27:58,643 --> 00:27:59,701
[THUD]

410
00:28:00,979 --> 00:28:03,470
So much for Christmas shopping.

411
00:28:03,648 --> 00:28:08,483
Charlie Brown,
you have the greatest dog in all the world.

412
00:28:08,653 --> 00:28:13,420
Now I've just got to find a way
to get me a dog for Christmas.

413
00:28:16,227 --> 00:28:17,854
This letter came for you today.

414
00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:24,067
[LAUGHING]

415
00:28:24,235 --> 00:28:26,795
It's a letter to Snoopy
from his brother, Spike...

416
00:28:26,971 --> 00:28:28,939
...the one who lives in the desert.

417
00:28:29,607 --> 00:28:31,234
[CHARLIE READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]

418
00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:38,745
CHARLIE: For my Christmas tree,
I decorated a tumbleweed.

419
00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:41,818
It looked really beautiful.

420
00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:44,713
But then it left.

421
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:51,322
[CHARLIE READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]

422
00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:04,938
We had some cold mornings here
in the desert.

423
00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:08,739
Today, I actually had a fire
in my fireplace.

424
00:29:11,316 --> 00:29:13,307
[CHARLIE READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]

425
00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:31,827
CHARLIE: I had fun stringing
the Christmas tree lights.

426
00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:37,933
Up to a point.

427
00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:40,475
[LAUGHS]

428
00:29:40,645 --> 00:29:42,977
Does Spike live all alone in the desert?

429
00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:46,845
Yes, he does.
It's probably a very lonely life.

430
00:29:47,018 --> 00:29:51,045
Here's what I've been thinking.
He could use a better home, couldn't he?

431
00:29:52,090 --> 00:29:55,218
Sure he could. So here's my idea...

432
00:29:57,095 --> 00:29:59,655
Can you send a letter for me?

433
00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:07,366
Please write to your brother
in the desert.

434
00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:09,700
Tell him he can be my dog.

435
00:30:09,874 --> 00:30:11,501
Tell him we'll be pals.

436
00:30:11,676 --> 00:30:16,511
He can chase sticks
and pull me in my wagon and learn tricks.

437
00:30:16,681 --> 00:30:19,081
And we'll celebrate Christmas together.

438
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:20,683
[BELL RINGS]

439
00:30:24,189 --> 00:30:27,352
- Merry Christmas, Schroeder.
- Thank you.

440
00:30:27,525 --> 00:30:31,427
- I just noticed something about this room.
- What's that?

441
00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:34,497
There's an appalling lack of mistletoe.

442
00:30:37,435 --> 00:30:39,426
[PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC]

443
00:30:41,272 --> 00:30:43,866
Beethoven was a bad influence.

444
00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:45,805
How can you say that?

445
00:30:46,244 --> 00:30:51,181
Lots of musicians never get married
just because Beethoven never got married.

446
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,981
That's what I call a bad influence.

447
00:30:57,889 --> 00:30:59,254
Where's ReRun?

448
00:30:59,424 --> 00:31:02,951
He's outside building a snowman
to greet Spike.

449
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:17,567
[CHIRPING]

450
00:31:32,290 --> 00:31:34,758
Please don't melt my snowman.

451
00:31:34,926 --> 00:31:36,757
Don't. Please don't.

452
00:31:36,928 --> 00:31:39,692
It's for my new dog, Spike.

453
00:31:39,864 --> 00:31:43,823
Please. Please stop. Don't do it.

454
00:31:44,369 --> 00:31:45,427
Rats.

455
00:31:45,603 --> 00:31:50,302
You can talk to the moon,
but the sun won't listen.

456
00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:56,239
Look, ReRun. It's a postcard for Snoopy
from his brother, Spike.

457
00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:57,438
"Dear Snoopy.

458
00:31:57,615 --> 00:32:00,948
My friend and I are making a painful journey
across the country to see you."

459
00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:04,054
- Oh, ha, ha!
- Painful? Why would the trip be painful?

460
00:32:04,489 --> 00:32:06,923
And who's the friend he's bringing?

461
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:14,296
I'm so excited
that your brother's coming.

462
00:32:14,465 --> 00:32:17,764
This will be the best Christmas
I've ever had.

463
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:21,736
You're crazy, ReRun.
Mom will never let you have a dog.

464
00:32:22,173 --> 00:32:25,734
Besides, how in the world
will he ever be able to find you?

465
00:32:25,910 --> 00:32:30,142
Dogs are very smart.
They can find their way anyplace.

466
00:32:30,315 --> 00:32:32,749
They always know where they are.

467
00:32:37,722 --> 00:32:41,783
I don't believe it. He actually found us.

468
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,258
Look, there's Spike, ReRun.

469
00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:48,764
[BOTH LAUGH]

470
00:32:51,436 --> 00:32:55,702
Spike, good grief.
You're as thin as a promise.

471
00:32:55,873 --> 00:32:59,639
This is the most miserable-looking dog
I've ever seen.

472
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:02,803
I'm gonna take him home and feed him.

473
00:33:05,516 --> 00:33:08,747
Hey, that's my blanket he's wearing.

474
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,114
Hospital robe.

475
00:33:10,688 --> 00:33:11,780
What's that?

476
00:33:11,956 --> 00:33:15,187
This is a milk shake for Spike.
I'm fattening him up.

477
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,123
I'm your brother.

478
00:33:17,295 --> 00:33:20,423
How come you never
make me a milk shake?

479
00:33:20,598 --> 00:33:23,726
When he's through,
you can lick the straw.

480
00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:28,469
- You thought I couldn't do it, didn't you?
- Do what?

481
00:33:28,639 --> 00:33:32,973
Well, Spike isn't skinny anymore.
I got him back in shape.

482
00:33:33,478 --> 00:33:37,039
Come on out, Spike.
Show everybody how great you look.

483
00:33:40,818 --> 00:33:43,685
How's ReRun doing with the fat Spike?

484
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,847
He's trying to teach him some games.

485
00:33:50,294 --> 00:33:53,525
That looks like a good game.
What do you call it?

486
00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,723
Slobber ball.

487
00:33:56,634 --> 00:34:02,630
Okay. You put down a nine,
so I'll put down a 10.

488
00:34:08,346 --> 00:34:13,909
Okay. You put down a jack,
so I'll put down a queen.

489
00:34:20,191 --> 00:34:22,751
What kind of game are you guys playing?

490
00:34:22,927 --> 00:34:26,328
We don't have the slightest idea.

491
00:34:30,034 --> 00:34:31,695
Now what are you doing?

492
00:34:31,869 --> 00:34:37,967
It's a jigsaw puzzle.
If the pieces don't fit, we make them fit.

493
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:49,815
A tooth. I've lost another tooth.

494
00:34:49,987 --> 00:34:52,046
I must be getting old.

495
00:34:52,223 --> 00:34:55,351
Next, I'll start losing my hair.

496
00:34:56,194 --> 00:34:58,992
But I don't wanna go on the bike.

497
00:34:59,163 --> 00:35:01,654
Mom wants you to help
pick out a Christmas tree.

498
00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:04,825
But I don't wanna leave Spike.

499
00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:08,938
Here you are, ReRun.
Spike will keep you company.

500
00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:13,070
Look out for the tree.

501
00:35:13,244 --> 00:35:14,302
Look out for the truck.

502
00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:15,503
[HORN HONKS]

503
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:16,942
Look out for the fence.

504
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,309
[SCREAMS]

505
00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:23,011
I hate looking at the world
through my fingers.

506
00:35:23,654 --> 00:35:27,613
Well, Spike has lost all that weight
I put on him.

507
00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:30,192
It must have been the bike ride.

508
00:35:30,361 --> 00:35:33,853
Anyway,
Mom say's we can't keep Spike anymore.

509
00:35:34,031 --> 00:35:37,762
She just felt sorry for him because
he looked so bad when he got here.

510
00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:40,062
So, what's going to happen to him?

511
00:35:40,238 --> 00:35:43,298
Don't worry,
Charlie Brown will find a nice home for him.

512
00:35:43,774 --> 00:35:46,834
You're asking our family
to adopt this dog?

513
00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:50,970
Why not? He's Snoopy's big brother.
He's a good dog.

514
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,242
He's a full-blooded beagle.

515
00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:55,214
That's what you say.

516
00:35:55,386 --> 00:35:58,878
I say he's part beagle and part disaster.

517
00:35:59,056 --> 00:36:03,186
He's been living just outside of Needles
with a bunch of coyotes.

518
00:36:03,361 --> 00:36:06,694
I think I'd rather have one of the coyotes.

519
00:36:06,864 --> 00:36:07,922
[DOOR SLAMS]

520
00:36:11,369 --> 00:36:12,802
[DOORBELL RINGS]

521
00:36:13,271 --> 00:36:15,296
Wouldn't you like to own
a good watchdog?

522
00:36:15,473 --> 00:36:18,465
Isn't this the sort of dog
you'd like to have with you...

523
00:36:18,643 --> 00:36:20,611
...if you had some place to go at night?

524
00:36:20,778 --> 00:36:24,942
I sure wouldn't want to be seen
in the daylight with him.

525
00:36:27,485 --> 00:36:31,285
I'm sorry, Charlie Brown.
Beethoven never owned a dog.

526
00:36:31,455 --> 00:36:35,323
If Beethoven never owned a dog,
I guess I shouldn't either.

527
00:36:36,627 --> 00:36:39,391
Beethoven would have liked this dog.

528
00:36:39,964 --> 00:36:43,161
Well, Spike, I'm sorry we couldn't
find a home for you here...

529
00:36:43,334 --> 00:36:45,859
...but maybe you're better off
in the desert anyway.

530
00:36:59,483 --> 00:37:03,613
Goodbye, Spike.
I'll really, really miss you.

531
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,486
Don't forget to write.

532
00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:13,996
RERUN:
I sure hope he gets a ride this time.

533
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:16,133
CHARLIE:
I hope so too.

534
00:37:37,822 --> 00:37:42,122
Little brother, I realize
how upset you must be losing Spike.

535
00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:44,193
So to make you forget about him...

536
00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:47,263
...I've signed you up
to be in our Christmas play.

537
00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,865
Here's the script. Just memorize it.

538
00:37:50,034 --> 00:37:53,868
- I can't memorize.
- Don't worry, you only have one line.

539
00:37:54,038 --> 00:37:55,528
I'll help you.

540
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:59,209
We are here to tell you
of a wondrous light.

541
00:37:59,377 --> 00:38:02,471
A wondrous light that was a star.

542
00:38:02,647 --> 00:38:06,014
I wonder if there's any way
I can get out of here.

543
00:38:06,183 --> 00:38:10,449
The wise men saw the star
And followed it from afar

544
00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:11,645
[WHISPERS]
Psst, Lucy.

545
00:38:11,822 --> 00:38:16,282
They found the stable in the night
Beneath the star so big and bright

546
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:20,453
- What's the matter?
- I can't remember my line.

547
00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:27,036
The wise men left the presents there
Gifts so precious and so rare

548
00:38:27,204 --> 00:38:29,468
What do you mean,
you can't remember it?

549
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,335
I can't remember.

550
00:38:31,509 --> 00:38:33,272
Look up, look up

551
00:38:33,444 --> 00:38:39,076
The star still stands
Seen by millions in the lands

552
00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:42,008
You'd better remember it right now,
you blockhead...

553
00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:45,212
...or when I get home, I'll slug you.

554
00:38:45,389 --> 00:38:51,055
The star that shone at Bethlehem
Still shines for us today

555
00:38:51,495 --> 00:38:54,931
- Merry Christmas.
- Thank you.

556
00:38:56,667 --> 00:38:58,794
I hope Spike made it back home.

557
00:38:58,969 --> 00:39:03,372
I hope he got home in time
to celebrate Christmas.

558
00:39:19,223 --> 00:39:22,659
I drew a picture of your dog.
Would you like to buy it?

559
00:39:22,827 --> 00:39:27,093
Are you a starving artist?
If you were a starving artist, I'd buy it.

560
00:39:27,264 --> 00:39:30,631
All I had for breakfast was a waffle.

561
00:39:30,801 --> 00:39:36,467
Well, can you at least ask Snoopy
to come out and pull me on my sled?

562
00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:42,504
- Is he coming out?
- I don't know. He can't stop laughing.

563
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:47,583
Please ask him again.
I just want him to pull me a little ways.

564
00:39:49,353 --> 00:39:51,844
He wants to know
if you have a silver harness...

565
00:39:52,022 --> 00:39:55,082
...with golden bells and fancy tassels.

566
00:39:55,259 --> 00:39:59,491
Hey, I'm lucky that I even have a sled.

567
00:40:01,932 --> 00:40:06,301
ReRun really misses Spike.
Maybe you could help him with the sled?

568
00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:18,171
[LAUGHING]

569
00:40:20,718 --> 00:40:24,154
RERUN:
Maybe a dog is too much trouble.

570
00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:32,221
Sometimes I lie awake at night...

571
00:40:32,396 --> 00:40:36,594
...and I ask, "When will it all end?"

572
00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:42,330
Then a voice comes to me that says,
"Right after the credits."

573
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000
{{{ the end }}}