1 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,431 Steve, it's a beautiful day. 2 00:00:35,556 --> 00:00:38,687 Why don't you invite your friends over for a dip in the pool after school? 3 00:00:38,812 --> 00:00:39,997 Great idea, Mom. 4 00:00:40,427 --> 00:00:41,727 Hello, SciFi Channel. 5 00:00:41,852 --> 00:00:45,300 Could you reschedule your Battlestar Galactica marathon this afternoon? 6 00:00:45,632 --> 00:00:46,982 Of course you can't. 7 00:00:47,107 --> 00:00:49,507 Dip in the pool. Girl, you must be crazy. 8 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:50,892 Listen to your mom. 9 00:00:51,017 --> 00:00:53,661 I built that pool so other kids would want to hang out with you. 10 00:00:54,005 --> 00:00:57,598 See, friendship is only worthwhile if you get something from the friend. 11 00:00:57,832 --> 00:01:01,415 That thing could be anything: food, sex, even consensual sex. 12 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:04,095 Hello? 13 00:01:04,220 --> 00:01:05,883 Stan, you fat-jawed moke. 14 00:01:06,008 --> 00:01:08,395 You said you'd meet me to get spray tans, and here I am 15 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,448 getting the Mystic Spritz all alone. 16 00:01:10,573 --> 00:01:14,192 And you're the one who really needs it, you Gwyneth Paltrow-skinned bitch! 17 00:01:14,317 --> 00:01:16,500 Was that today? Jeez, I plumb forgot. 18 00:01:16,625 --> 00:01:17,824 I am so sorry. 19 00:01:17,949 --> 00:01:20,538 But while I have you, could you go next door to the post office 20 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:23,387 and get some of the new commemorative Nancy Reagan stamps? 21 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,717 The Chanel inaugural gown set, or the "Just Say No" Adolfo suit set? 22 00:01:27,842 --> 00:01:29,547 - Now what do you think? - Adolfo? 23 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:30,868 Yeah, Adolfo. 24 00:01:32,421 --> 00:01:34,803 That's messed up. Roger really wants to hang out with you 25 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,346 and all you do is use him to run your little errands. 26 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,394 Hey, Roger uses me every day! 27 00:01:39,519 --> 00:01:41,457 Living here for free, eating my food. 28 00:01:41,582 --> 00:01:43,644 And you're one to talk, the way you sponge off me. 29 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:44,812 I'm your child. 30 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:45,937 Who...? 31 00:01:46,444 --> 00:01:48,065 My daughter who...? 32 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,025 Are you asking me a question? 33 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,797 I'm leading you...? 34 00:01:51,922 --> 00:01:54,321 I'm leading you to finish my sentence. 35 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,281 I... I don't know what you... 36 00:01:56,629 --> 00:01:57,977 I'm going to go. 37 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:05,294 And my favorite part of my trip to China 38 00:02:05,606 --> 00:02:07,001 was the panda bears. 39 00:02:07,376 --> 00:02:08,260 The end. 40 00:02:11,561 --> 00:02:13,916 Oh my God, you are the best. 41 00:02:14,041 --> 00:02:17,553 Agent Smith, how's that small island nation you cover? 42 00:02:19,550 --> 00:02:20,709 Isla Island. 43 00:02:21,190 --> 00:02:23,688 As you know, the dictator, General Juanito Pequeño, 44 00:02:23,813 --> 00:02:25,227 arrives in the US tomorrow. 45 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,887 Has he agreed to sign the treaty giving us access 46 00:02:28,012 --> 00:02:30,191 to his island's massive oil reserves? 47 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:32,678 Not yet, but I'm hoping to persuade him tomorrow. 48 00:02:32,803 --> 00:02:35,362 We're having an unofficial meeting at an undisclosed location. 49 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,198 You guys hitting the Fashion Center? 50 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:40,139 Yes. We ran the Sex and the City quiz on his MySpace page 51 00:02:40,264 --> 00:02:42,953 and he is definitely a Carrie. He's a shopper, sir. 52 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:45,289 What's your strategy to win him over? 53 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:48,959 It's been proven that men with mustaches are more persuasive. 54 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,336 That's preposterous. 55 00:02:50,813 --> 00:02:52,838 - No, it's not. - If you say so. 56 00:02:53,442 --> 00:02:55,925 Just make sure this treaty signing happens, Smith. 57 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:58,527 Not only is there a promotion in it for you, 58 00:02:58,652 --> 00:03:00,416 but there's also this. 59 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:02,097 That's right. 60 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:04,029 You'll enter the exclusive fraternity 61 00:03:04,154 --> 00:03:07,269 of CIA agents with their own helicopters. 62 00:03:07,871 --> 00:03:09,453 What do you guys thinking for lunch? 63 00:03:09,578 --> 00:03:12,577 This is Doug in Chopper 2. I'm thinking paninis. 64 00:03:12,702 --> 00:03:13,734 Roger that. 65 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:16,029 I want that chopper, sir. 66 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,266 When Da Vinci first conceived of it, 67 00:03:18,391 --> 00:03:20,670 he called it an "aerial screw." 68 00:03:20,795 --> 00:03:21,936 Seems a bit lewd. 69 00:03:22,061 --> 00:03:25,003 Well, Da Vinci was a well-known sexual deviant. 70 00:03:25,128 --> 00:03:27,934 You know that sketch of the naked man in the wheel? 71 00:03:28,310 --> 00:03:30,498 Blueprints for a rape machine. 72 00:03:32,155 --> 00:03:33,963 Barry, you're Ursula the sea witch. 73 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,340 Toshi, you're King Trident. I'm Ariel. 74 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:38,378 And Snot, in a dual role, 75 00:03:38,503 --> 00:03:40,678 plays both Sebastian and Flounder. 76 00:03:41,329 --> 00:03:43,114 All right, places everyone. 77 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,317 Oh, my God! Snot's drowning! 78 00:03:55,709 --> 00:03:56,782 Mom, no! 79 00:03:59,653 --> 00:04:01,824 Mom! We were playing a game. 80 00:04:03,512 --> 00:04:05,661 And I won. 81 00:04:08,751 --> 00:04:10,688 Finally! Wait, what is that you're wearing? 82 00:04:10,813 --> 00:04:13,042 Not now, Roger. I'm late for a meeting at the mall. 83 00:04:13,402 --> 00:04:15,671 But you promised we'd go hiking! 84 00:04:19,086 --> 00:04:20,102 Inconvenient! 85 00:04:22,088 --> 00:04:24,963 Hey, Roger, is your car out of the shop yet? 86 00:04:25,088 --> 00:04:26,015 Yeah. Why? 87 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:28,261 Well, see, I really need to get to the mall 88 00:04:28,386 --> 00:04:30,769 and I have a flat, so I thought maybe you'd... 89 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:34,709 Help you 'cause you say we're going to hang out but then you just blow me off? 90 00:04:34,834 --> 00:04:36,960 - No, thanks. - No, no. I just thought... 91 00:04:37,409 --> 00:04:38,861 Maybe we could go pants shopping. 92 00:04:39,930 --> 00:04:42,518 You're the only person who knows what pants look good on me. 93 00:04:42,643 --> 00:04:44,997 You understand the contours of my body. 94 00:04:47,402 --> 00:04:49,110 I thought we were going hiking. 95 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:55,002 These balloons represent Steve's mom's boobs. 96 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,679 My face represents my face. 97 00:05:01,036 --> 00:05:02,134 What is this?! 98 00:05:04,936 --> 00:05:08,934 Tell me you weren't just talking about getting boob off my mother! 99 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,244 Okay, I wasn't. 100 00:05:10,919 --> 00:05:12,077 But I was. 101 00:05:16,633 --> 00:05:19,063 There's obviously only one way to settle this. 102 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:22,194 I'm going to get accidental boob off your mother. 103 00:05:22,319 --> 00:05:25,842 And something tells me you're going to need a little help from Chad again. 104 00:05:26,186 --> 00:05:28,487 Jeff, will you please stop calling yourself Chad? 105 00:05:28,612 --> 00:05:30,168 Chad died, okay? 106 00:05:30,293 --> 00:05:33,605 And yes, I would've loved to have had help from Chad. Everyone would. 107 00:05:33,730 --> 00:05:34,931 He was the best. 108 00:05:40,746 --> 00:05:43,061 You're meeting me at the J.Crew in 20 minutes, right? 109 00:05:43,186 --> 00:05:44,553 20 minutes, I promise. 110 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:50,557 Well, I must say, Smith, you are great at picking out pants. 111 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:52,935 What do I do with your "Rhythm Nation" outfit? 112 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,603 Just put it in the bag. 113 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:56,582 So, General, about this treaty. 114 00:05:56,707 --> 00:05:57,696 Excuse me. 115 00:05:58,573 --> 00:06:01,485 So, General, about this treaty, are we going to get it signed or what? 116 00:06:02,770 --> 00:06:05,239 I welcome a union between our two countries. 117 00:06:05,778 --> 00:06:08,095 Great! We'll sign it in front of the world press 118 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:09,770 on Isla Island in one week. 119 00:06:10,109 --> 00:06:12,869 And then I'll come visit you in my new helicopter. 120 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,624 I am sorry. That is from college. 121 00:06:19,749 --> 00:06:23,178 My frat had a pimps-and-hoes mixer. You ever had any malt liquor? 122 00:06:23,476 --> 00:06:25,050 It is stronger than beer. 123 00:06:28,335 --> 00:06:31,169 Waiting for my buddy so he can tell me if these look good. 124 00:06:33,585 --> 00:06:35,396 Should be just a few more minutes. 125 00:06:38,829 --> 00:06:42,176 You know, you don't need to stand there. I'll tell them you helped me. 126 00:06:42,301 --> 00:06:43,626 Thanks. Thank you. 127 00:06:44,906 --> 00:06:45,830 Thanks. 128 00:06:46,705 --> 00:06:49,299 Are we going to fool around? 129 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,036 You should try eating the whole hot dog in one bite. 130 00:06:52,396 --> 00:06:53,744 I don't know, Stan. 131 00:06:53,869 --> 00:06:55,414 That sounds... 132 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:58,167 Gay? Dog gobbling? Not a chance. 133 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:02,504 Come on, further. 134 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:17,962 General? General?! 135 00:07:18,752 --> 00:07:19,697 He's dead. 136 00:07:20,299 --> 00:07:21,706 You talking about Chad? 137 00:07:22,103 --> 00:07:23,563 I know, he was great. 138 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,406 I've been meeting a lot of adults that knew him. 139 00:07:26,531 --> 00:07:28,156 I think that's pretty cool. 140 00:07:33,932 --> 00:07:35,160 Hey, Dillweed! 141 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,227 Look at the stupid pants I bought 142 00:07:37,352 --> 00:07:39,705 because you weren't there to tell me they look stupid! 143 00:07:40,154 --> 00:07:42,141 - Look at them! - I can't deal with this now. 144 00:07:42,266 --> 00:07:44,943 This is like the millionth time you've used me and I've had it! 145 00:07:45,068 --> 00:07:47,242 I am never doing anything for you again, so... 146 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:48,401 What's this? 147 00:07:50,669 --> 00:07:52,354 You rascal. 148 00:07:53,183 --> 00:07:54,911 I hate to say it because I hate you, 149 00:07:55,036 --> 00:07:57,518 but you really do know what looks good on me. 150 00:07:59,195 --> 00:08:01,313 It fits you perfectly. 151 00:08:02,579 --> 00:08:03,781 Here, put this on. 152 00:08:04,301 --> 00:08:06,610 Yeah, it brings the whole thing together. 153 00:08:10,193 --> 00:08:13,325 Sir, we're a go next week for the treaty signing on Isla Island. 154 00:08:13,686 --> 00:08:15,039 Well done, Smith. 155 00:08:15,164 --> 00:08:17,688 When you return, we'll have your chopper waiting. 156 00:08:18,196 --> 00:08:20,506 I know I've kind of taken advantage of you lately, 157 00:08:20,631 --> 00:08:23,220 but to make it up to you, I'm taking us on a 158 00:08:23,626 --> 00:08:24,789 friends vacation. 159 00:08:24,914 --> 00:08:26,570 A "friends vacation"! 160 00:08:27,519 --> 00:08:29,441 Let me just call and get out of work. 161 00:08:29,946 --> 00:08:32,234 Tracy, I need you to cover my chair this week. 162 00:08:32,826 --> 00:08:34,739 Well, get Susan to blow out her hair. 163 00:08:35,096 --> 00:08:37,205 Well, what about...? Forget it. I quit! 164 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,311 Great, now I have to get another imaginary job. 165 00:08:46,871 --> 00:08:48,081 This is so exciting. 166 00:08:48,206 --> 00:08:50,172 You know what could be fun? 167 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:53,221 We adopt new personas. Here, put these back on. 168 00:08:53,346 --> 00:08:57,077 Your persona is "El Generalissimo." Let's hear your Spanish accent. 169 00:08:58,803 --> 00:09:00,372 That's from Beverly Hills Chihuahua. 170 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,239 That's great. That's great. Now, stay in that accent. 171 00:09:03,364 --> 00:09:05,252 Do not drop that persona no matter what. 172 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,381 And now, I'm going to pick out your persona. 173 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:09,548 Robert Redford in Electric Horseman. 174 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,863 - I don't have that outfit with me. - Yes, you do. 175 00:09:11,988 --> 00:09:15,484 I packed you everything that Robert Redford ever wore in every movie. 176 00:09:15,609 --> 00:09:17,207 Why do you think you have 11 bags? 177 00:09:20,308 --> 00:09:22,060 This hotel is amazing! 178 00:09:23,013 --> 00:09:24,955 Only the best for my good friend. 179 00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:32,076 Look at the friendly locals. 180 00:09:33,353 --> 00:09:35,432 Stan, put my brooches in the room safe. 181 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:44,042 Get up, buddy. Let's hit the beach. 182 00:09:44,722 --> 00:09:46,666 I mean... Let's take the day to 183 00:09:46,791 --> 00:09:48,472 settle in, maybe watch a movie. 184 00:09:48,597 --> 00:09:50,175 Nope, I'm going to the beach. 185 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,957 Come on. You think this is going to keep me from leaving? 186 00:10:06,199 --> 00:10:07,948 Movie I've seen probably 250... 187 00:10:12,919 --> 00:10:14,784 I mean, it's a beautiful day outside. 188 00:10:27,476 --> 00:10:29,628 My God, Steve, what happened? 189 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,965 Diving for a touch pass. You know, playing sport ball. 190 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,693 You poor boy! 191 00:10:35,672 --> 00:10:37,344 Well, Schmuely's not home. 192 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:39,325 Snot's real name is Schmuely? 193 00:10:39,565 --> 00:10:41,014 That is just so good to know. 194 00:10:41,364 --> 00:10:44,518 Say, Mrs. Lonstein, I don't suppose I could trouble you for a drink? 195 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:49,146 Would you mind pouring it in my mouth? My arms, you see. 196 00:10:49,271 --> 00:10:50,710 Of course, honey. 197 00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:58,169 I'm so sorry. Let me clean that up. 198 00:11:11,410 --> 00:11:13,044 Bad news. The beach is closed. 199 00:11:13,169 --> 00:11:13,922 What?! 200 00:11:14,047 --> 00:11:17,000 Yeah, apparently, it's mating season for the diarrhea seals. 201 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:18,851 It's, it's, it's a mess. 202 00:11:18,976 --> 00:11:21,674 So let's just stay in the room and enjoy our lunch. 203 00:11:23,497 --> 00:11:24,865 This is awful! 204 00:11:24,990 --> 00:11:27,102 Whoever made this chicken should have his hands cut off 205 00:11:27,227 --> 00:11:29,396 and have his feet cut off, then shot and killed. 206 00:11:35,774 --> 00:11:38,530 Generalissimo, maybe you should ease up on the staff a little. 207 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,908 No. You're paying good money for us to stay here. It should be perfect. 208 00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:45,269 I mean, look at these dirty floors. Whoever mops them should be beaten 209 00:11:45,394 --> 00:11:48,373 with a hose, then tied up with said hose and thrown off the roof. 210 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:54,584 Sir, it's Stan. 211 00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:57,108 I'm moving the treaty signing to tomorrow. 212 00:11:57,576 --> 00:11:58,884 Let's make that tonight. 213 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,305 These balloons represent my nads. 214 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,724 My head represents Snot's mom's head. 215 00:12:06,401 --> 00:12:07,597 Here it comes. 216 00:12:07,924 --> 00:12:09,217 Wait for it. 217 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,317 Hello, Schmuely. 218 00:12:15,890 --> 00:12:18,236 The *** did you just call me? 219 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,482 - You heard me. - Look, Steve, 220 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:24,409 getting accidental mom boob is one thing, but getting accidental 221 00:12:24,534 --> 00:12:27,842 mom-forehead-brushed-on-your-hangsters is going too far. 222 00:12:27,967 --> 00:12:29,289 I won't stand for it. 223 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,957 Your mom stood for it. 224 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,198 Steve, I now have no choice 225 00:12:33,323 --> 00:12:37,131 but to get your mom to accidentally handle my nardledangers. 226 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,738 Get ready, pal. 227 00:12:39,863 --> 00:12:41,889 Your mom's going to touch more sack 228 00:12:42,014 --> 00:12:45,156 than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day. 229 00:12:50,399 --> 00:12:52,734 You done with dinner? Let's sign the check and get out of here. 230 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:55,315 Calm down, Stan. I'm still talking to my new friends, 231 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,989 King Harald of Norway and his wife, Queen Sonja. 232 00:12:58,114 --> 00:13:01,712 The freeways in Dallas are horrible. Just take a taxi from the airport. 233 00:13:01,837 --> 00:13:05,325 Take taxis everywhere. And head straight for Bud's Tex-Mex. 234 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:08,398 Don't bring your wife. The bathroom scene there is amazing. 235 00:13:09,285 --> 00:13:10,831 Now you tell me something good. 236 00:13:12,798 --> 00:13:13,959 Yum, dessert! 237 00:13:19,749 --> 00:13:20,651 This... 238 00:13:20,776 --> 00:13:21,556 is... 239 00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:23,149 wonderful! 240 00:13:23,274 --> 00:13:25,074 Best tiramisu I've ever had. 241 00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:29,857 Maybe too much rum. 242 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,887 Okay, dinner's over. Here's the bill. Just sign it to the room. 243 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,861 I just want to make sure I didn't accidentally leave a tip. 244 00:13:42,019 --> 00:13:43,738 What is this, Stan? 245 00:13:45,364 --> 00:13:47,826 You used me just like you always do! 246 00:13:48,289 --> 00:13:50,245 We can talk about it on the plane ride home. 247 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,015 Right now we got to fake your assassination 248 00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:55,041 and drop the general's body in your place. 249 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,591 Here, put on these squibs. 250 00:13:57,934 --> 00:14:01,863 I truly thought you wanted to go on a friends vacation with me. 251 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,551 Actually, what I really wanted was this. 252 00:14:05,128 --> 00:14:06,806 - An aerial screw? - Yep. 253 00:14:06,931 --> 00:14:10,710 Now be a trooper, go out on that balcony and get shot 15 times in the chest. 254 00:14:27,464 --> 00:14:29,034 I'm okay! 255 00:14:31,786 --> 00:14:33,722 - What the hell are you doing? - I'm staying here 256 00:14:33,847 --> 00:14:36,556 and running this dump, that's what! Guards! 257 00:14:37,829 --> 00:14:40,934 See that Señor Smith leaves my country immediately. 258 00:14:41,059 --> 00:14:44,369 I hope your helicopter was worth it because it cost us our friendship. 259 00:14:46,835 --> 00:14:47,940 People of Isla, 260 00:14:48,065 --> 00:14:50,933 first order of business is changing the name of this country. 261 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:54,635 It's now called Bananarama and the national anthem is "Venus." 262 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:55,727 Pedro, hit it. 263 00:14:57,532 --> 00:14:58,648 Now dance. 264 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,260 I said dance! You're all terrible! 265 00:15:12,603 --> 00:15:14,788 Except you, you're good. Everybody do what he's doing. 266 00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:23,062 How do you do that? 267 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,948 You are my helicopter, and I swear to God... 268 00:15:32,073 --> 00:15:33,747 Listen to me! Listen to me! 269 00:15:34,203 --> 00:15:35,881 I will never hurt you. 270 00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:37,644 Stan, what are you doing? 271 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,145 Just hugging my chopper. 272 00:15:39,541 --> 00:15:42,301 Breakfast was quiet without Roger this morning. 273 00:15:42,426 --> 00:15:44,658 Why don't you call him and apologize? 274 00:15:44,783 --> 00:15:46,528 Apologize? For what? 275 00:15:46,868 --> 00:15:50,367 For giving him power over an island full of half-naked Hispanic men? 276 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:53,607 That's his dream and the premise of three of his screenplays. 277 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,867 Too bad Stan isn't here. 278 00:15:57,992 --> 00:15:59,921 He's the one to talk to about pants. 279 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:03,580 I'm gonna order a suit online. I've gotta have all my measurements. 280 00:16:03,705 --> 00:16:05,491 Can you do my 281 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:06,757 inseam now? 282 00:16:13,449 --> 00:16:15,686 This is a matter between gentlemen, Mother. 283 00:16:15,811 --> 00:16:17,902 Please, give us the room. 284 00:16:18,027 --> 00:16:19,172 As you wish. 285 00:16:20,365 --> 00:16:21,768 This will not happen, Snot! 286 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,992 Indeed, it will, Steve. 287 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:27,067 You won't know when it's coming, but it's coming. 288 00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:31,665 Why aren't you getting up? 289 00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:34,102 I'm waiting for my wrestling rager to go down. 290 00:16:34,419 --> 00:16:35,665 It's perfectly natural. 291 00:16:35,790 --> 00:16:38,950 My coach told me about them when I was having brandy at his condo. 292 00:16:44,342 --> 00:16:45,872 Smith, you're just in time. 293 00:16:45,997 --> 00:16:48,780 We've just received some intel on Isla Island. 294 00:16:48,905 --> 00:16:51,801 Seems General Pequeño's gone a bit off his nut. 295 00:16:53,749 --> 00:16:56,953 He's making the citizens paint the entire island. 296 00:16:58,129 --> 00:17:01,341 You know, I thought yellow would cheer me up, but it didn't. 297 00:17:01,466 --> 00:17:03,896 This color you picked is hideous. 298 00:17:04,021 --> 00:17:06,044 I thought gay people had good taste. 299 00:17:06,169 --> 00:17:07,756 I am not gay, Señor. 300 00:17:07,881 --> 00:17:09,731 You just make me do gay things. 301 00:17:09,856 --> 00:17:12,035 Fair enough. Repaint it turquoise. 302 00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:15,884 There's a revolution brewing, and General Pequeño 303 00:17:16,009 --> 00:17:17,911 will be dead by this time tomorrow. 304 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,520 Dead! Sir, we can't let them kill him! 305 00:17:20,645 --> 00:17:23,725 Why? We've mined all of Isla's natural resources. 306 00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:25,752 Who cares what happens to them now? 307 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,487 But that country is our friend. 308 00:17:27,612 --> 00:17:30,757 Maybe we use our friends, but we don't just abandon them. 309 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,889 Grow up, Smith. This is how you get the things you want. 310 00:17:34,014 --> 00:17:35,766 You're such a Pollyanna. 311 00:17:35,891 --> 00:17:37,806 I bet you kiss prostitutes. 312 00:17:47,035 --> 00:17:50,110 - I'll help you in a minute, Mom. - Wait. Where are you going? 313 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,336 Just stay in the car and keep the doors locked. 314 00:17:52,461 --> 00:17:55,182 And don't touch anything that looks like a mushy hairy peach. 315 00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:19,186 I thought your mother would be opening the door. 316 00:18:19,311 --> 00:18:20,306 Well, she didn't. 317 00:18:24,298 --> 00:18:26,165 This has gone too far, hasn't it? 318 00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:27,474 I would say so. 319 00:18:27,599 --> 00:18:28,580 I would, 320 00:18:29,569 --> 00:18:30,316 say so. 321 00:18:32,566 --> 00:18:34,690 You know what the worst part of this is? 322 00:18:35,011 --> 00:18:36,663 I can feel your heart beating. 323 00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,232 I need to see the Generalissimo. 324 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:55,833 Welcome to Bananarama, where it's party time 325 00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:57,452 all the time. 326 00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:02,766 Are you guys mad at me? 327 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:05,164 'Cause not one of you has given me a deposit check 328 00:19:05,289 --> 00:19:07,757 for our big fun ski weekend in Tahoe. 329 00:19:07,882 --> 00:19:11,191 And even if you don't ski, you can gamble, there's great shopping, 330 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:15,161 you can rent a snowmobile for like, 200 bucks a day! That's nothing! 331 00:19:17,143 --> 00:19:18,004 Hello. 332 00:19:18,129 --> 00:19:20,458 Roger, your people are about to revolt against you. 333 00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:22,364 If you stay here, you'll die. 334 00:19:22,489 --> 00:19:26,126 Why should I believe you? All you do is lie to me to get stuff for yourself. 335 00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:27,415 That's not a friend. 336 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,068 I know, and I'm sorry. 337 00:19:29,681 --> 00:19:32,512 From now on, no more using and no more lies. 338 00:19:32,637 --> 00:19:34,244 Come on. Let's get you out of here 339 00:19:34,369 --> 00:19:36,674 and leave General Pequeño's body for the rebels to find. 340 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,768 You want me to leave this nation? 341 00:19:38,893 --> 00:19:40,428 I am this nation! 342 00:19:45,177 --> 00:19:46,131 Guards! 343 00:19:51,979 --> 00:19:53,708 Roger, don't do this! 344 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,010 Guards, those men are here to kill the Generalissimo. 345 00:20:06,135 --> 00:20:08,549 - Stop them! - The Generalissimo dies tonight. 346 00:20:08,997 --> 00:20:11,425 I've painted my children for the last time. 347 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,188 Hey, rebels, over here! 348 00:20:20,313 --> 00:20:21,928 General Pequeño's getting away! 349 00:20:22,413 --> 00:20:23,555 The General! 350 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:26,526 Get him! 351 00:20:33,093 --> 00:20:34,899 The General's dead! 352 00:20:40,595 --> 00:20:43,074 Okay, you were right. They were gonna kill me. 353 00:20:43,432 --> 00:20:47,245 I can't believe you sacrificed your helicopter for me. 354 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,724 I sacrificed it for my friend. 355 00:20:50,914 --> 00:20:52,546 So who's gonna be the new general? 356 00:20:52,671 --> 00:20:54,961 I'm sure they'll find the best man for the job.