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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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♪ Good morning, USA! ♪
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good... ♪
♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, USA! ♪
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Oh, my.
What a cute beret.
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Cute?!
Puppies are cute!
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Reese Witherspoon before
children was cute.
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Ma'am, this hat symbolizes
the Army's transition
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into a 21st-century
fighting force
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with the power to slug it out
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and win campaigns decisively!
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It must be fun
to play an Army guy.
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Play?!
Puppies play!
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Reese Witherspoon plays
to her strengths
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when she takes on
middle-of-the-road
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romantic comedies
like Sweet Home Alabama!
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Ma'am, Sergeant Pepper
serves his country
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in the Army Reserves,
preserving freedom!
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No matter how dangerous it gets,
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no matter who I have to kill...
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♪ He's a coldhearted snake ♪
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♪ Look into his eyes ♪
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♪ Uh-oh ♪
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♪ He's been telling lies ♪
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♪ He's a lover boy at play... ♪
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Oh, I have to take this.
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I love hanging out with your parents.
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They were right about my colors.
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I am an autumn.
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Yeah, my folks are the best.
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Hey, Dads.
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Why are we pretending to
be his parents again?
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Because neither one of us
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has anything left
to say to each other.
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You know what I'm talking about.
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We're bored, and we've
been bored for years.
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I was in IKEA, and I couldn't
figure out how to leave.
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Every path led back
to "Home Office."
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It's okay, Dr. Penguin.
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I've been feeling
really guilty about...
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Hold on.
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Well, I've just been...
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Oh, hang on.
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There we go. Shoot.
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Dr. Penguin,
I'm still hiding
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my new girlfriend from my mom and dad.
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Uh-oh.
That's normal--
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a teenager embarrassed of his parents.
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It's more than that.
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I've actually been
pretending my neighbors,
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Greg and Terry, are my parents.
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Yes, I know them.
I painted them.
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My folks would be devastated
if they knew the truth.
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What should I do?
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Wow. I am hungrier
than I thought.
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And you need to keep lying.
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What?!
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Eventually, it'll become second nature
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and you'll stop feeling guilty.
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Okay.
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Thanks, Dr. Penguin.
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I always feel safe here.
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How many times have you
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been playing with yourself a day?
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Three. We're going to up that to five.
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You can take this prescription
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to any room in the house
with Kleenex and have it filled.
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Thanks, Doc.
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Ugh. I can't believe the family
comes to you for therapy.
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People shouldn't ignore their emotions
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and avoid their problems.
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What do you know?
You're just a stupid fish.
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I am a man in a fish's body.
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I studied psychology
at Frankfurt University!
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If they came to me
with their problems,
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I could actually help
them, not to mention get
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the respect I deserve in this family!
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Snow globe!
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No! Nooooooo!
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I've got a couple more hours
here at the office, honey,
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but I'll definitely be home
for dinner.
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Babe, I got to go.
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Somebody just dropped a bunch
of work on my desk.
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What?
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I eat here every day before I go home
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because I can't stand
my wife's cooking.
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What, you never lie to your wife?
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Sir, I'm a woman.
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Uh, of course you are.
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I should have noticed.
You're clearly pregnant.
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No, I'm not.
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Of course you're not.
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You're far too old to be pregnant.
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I'm 23.
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Well, I would apologize to you
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if you didn't look like a fat old man.
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It doesn't mean I love her any less.
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It's just her food, right?
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Of course.
What's important here
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is to avoid the truth at all costs.
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I've always said,
"What's important here
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is to avoid the truth
at all costs."
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Jeff, we're ready for you.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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Whenever Hayley wants to have sex,
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I have to think about Francine.
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It's the only way I can get excited.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Jeff, do you have belly hair?
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What? We'll circle back, Jeff.
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My advice to you is to stop
worrying about it.
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Ugh. What?!
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It's natural to think about Francine
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when you're sleeping with Hayley.
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No!
That's terrible advice!
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What people don't know
can't hurt them.
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Oh, you're so
wise, Dr. P.
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No! Listen to me!
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Relationships are much stronger
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when they are based
on truth and honesty.
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Punch a fish, make a wish.
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Can Cost Plus make something
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that doesn't smell funny
and break two days later?
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So nice of you to have me to dinner.
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I don't ordinarily
dine with my patients.
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I tend to suck on food erotically,
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and it makes people uncomfortable.
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Lentils are ready.
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Delicious!
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Mail came.
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I'm going to eat after I do my miles.
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Mmm! Mmm. Mmm.
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Who's Sergeant Pepper?
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Well, thank you for a lovely evening.
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I see you didn't open
the wine I brought,
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so I am taking it with me.
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Just drinking a nice young
Beaujolais with the boys.
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Heard I got some mail.
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Oh. I see.
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It's happened.
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I've been called on to serve.
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What? Where?
In Iraq.
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Oh, no!
It's all right, ma'am.
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That's what all that
training was for, I suppose.
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Say your prayers, Iraqis,
and I'll say mine.
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Ow! I stepped
on that glass!
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I stepped on that
mother-lovin' glass!
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You're all sued when I get back!
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Wait. Can I still see
Dr. Penguin?
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If Pepper's going to Iraq,
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I think it's pretty
obvious that Dr. Penguin
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will be staying with his
Aunt Evelyn for a while.
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Wait. You can't
go to Iraq.
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I'm still lying to Jeff
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about where I go
when I say I'm jogging.
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I need Dr. Penguin
to tell me it's fine.
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No can do.
It's official.
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Bye-bye, Dr. Penguin!
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Dr. Klaus is in the house.
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Well, who else shall I send to Iraq?
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That jerk at the dry cleaners
who lost my tie.
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How could this happen?
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You're not even in the Reserves.
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Don't worry. I know a place
where they'll never find me.
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Shh...
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Save your tears, maggots.
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I'm off to Iraq to
preserve your freedom.
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Keep you in two-ply
toilet paper and soy milk.
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You pansies make me sick!
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Mmm.
Mmm, mmm.
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Wait for me.
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Good day to everyone.
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I just wanted to say
that I will be taking over
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Dr. Penguin's practice
while he's away.
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You can't just put on glasses
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and pretend to be a doctor, Klaus.
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The glasses are prescription,
and I am not pretending.
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Ugh. Stop talking, fish.
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I am not a fish.
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I am a man in a fish's body.
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Look, all of you have serious issues,
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and I can help you.
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Now, I will have office hours
in the attic from 9:00 to 5:00.
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Or whenever.
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Any time is good.
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If you can't find me,
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check the pantry.
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I go in there
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to eat baking chocolate
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and cry sometimes.
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Can you help me, Klaus?
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Of course I can help you.
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I can't find my phone.
Have you seen it?
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Ph-Phone?!
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But what about the lies
you tell your husband?
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Oh, wait.
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I left it in the kitchen.
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You hear an IED
blew a troop transport
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over on its side yesterday?
Yes, Sergeant.
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On the got-dang
main road.
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Till they get a Boomerang
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anti-sniper system on
that son of a bitch,
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I'd rather drag ass through
the streets on foot.
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Uh, Sarge, the bot isn't working.
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It stopped halfway to the target.
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I'm suiting up.
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But, sir, don't you think...
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I don't think.
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That's why I'm the perfect soldier.
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And the perfect guy
to watch movies with.
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I don't poke holes.
I just enjoy the ride.
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Give me some sizzle.
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I'm going in on foot.
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He is the ballsiest
outhouse cleaner we got.
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Let's do this.
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Oh, we got a meat clog, Private.
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Up the suction.
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No one showed up
to my office hours, Charlie.
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I... I just can't get them
to take me seriously.
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Why, that's good advice, Charlie.
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I'll... I'll try that.
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What?
Now, that's strange.
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Did you wait three days
to cash it like I asked you?
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Because I have the money.
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I have, like, way more money
than that, even.
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I don't have very much money.
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Here we go.
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No more Mr. Nice Guy.
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Hello, Stan.
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What now?
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What now?
Oh, nothing.
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Just that Steve has a girlfriend
he hasn't introduced you to.
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What? He doesn't
have a girlfriend.
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He does.
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He's so embarrassed
of you and Francine
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that he's pretending
Greg and Terry are his parents.
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Look, there they are now,
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acting out Rocky Horror.
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Francine, get in here.
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What happened?
Did I win?
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Steve is pretending that Greg
and Terry are his parents!
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What?
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That little son of a b's
got a girlfriend
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and he's hiding us from her
because he's embarrassed.
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You should
talk to a professional.
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Now, my office hours
are 9:00 to--
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That four-eyed bastard!
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That malnourished, pasty geek!
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I knew I should've aborted him.
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Goodness!
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How you doing in there, Sarge?
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It's 110 in here
and I'm on the wrong end
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of a falafel plate,
that's how I'm doing.
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Damn it!
The Shnozzle attachment fell in.
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I don't like
this, it's too quiet.
264
00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:39,193
Get outta there, Sarge.
265
00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:40,994
Just need a few more seconds...
266
00:11:46,835 --> 00:11:48,268
Oh.
267
00:11:48,336 --> 00:11:49,236
Sarge, don't go in!
268
00:11:49,304 --> 00:11:50,204
It's not worth it!
269
00:11:59,731 --> 00:12:01,632
We got a native inbound!
270
00:12:01,699 --> 00:12:02,699
Come on! Get outta there.
271
00:12:02,767 --> 00:12:04,435
Oh, man! Oh, man!
272
00:12:04,502 --> 00:12:05,836
Maybe he's just going number one.
273
00:12:05,904 --> 00:12:10,441
He's got a magazine!
274
00:12:10,508 --> 00:12:13,377
Our Father, Who art in heaven,
hallowed be Thy name.
275
00:12:23,922 --> 00:12:25,689
We know you have a girlfriend!
276
00:12:25,757 --> 00:12:27,791
Me?! A girlfriend?!
277
00:12:27,859 --> 00:12:29,393
Isn't that a little far fetched?
278
00:12:29,461 --> 00:12:30,794
It is a little far fetched...
279
00:12:30,862 --> 00:12:32,196
You just saw her, Stan!
280
00:12:32,263 --> 00:12:33,597
I just saw her, Steve!
281
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:34,765
Klaus, what the hell?!
282
00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:36,066
What the hell, you!
283
00:12:36,134 --> 00:12:38,619
Tell them how you feel, Steve.
284
00:12:38,686 --> 00:12:40,387
I feel like I can't
bring anyone around here
285
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:41,672
'cause Dad's a lunatic!
286
00:12:41,756 --> 00:12:43,073
And if he doesn't drive 'em away,
287
00:12:43,141 --> 00:12:44,708
Mom's food will probably kill them!
288
00:12:44,776 --> 00:12:46,059
How dare you!
289
00:12:46,127 --> 00:12:47,478
I'm a great cook!
290
00:12:47,545 --> 00:12:49,046
Yes! The best!
So much!
291
00:12:49,113 --> 00:12:52,866
Come on, Stan, it's
your turn to be honest.
292
00:12:52,934 --> 00:12:55,269
Leaving work at
4:00 every day...
293
00:12:55,336 --> 00:12:56,737
the pre-eating...
294
00:12:56,804 --> 00:12:58,205
What's he talking about?
295
00:12:58,273 --> 00:13:00,507
Sometimes I'll have
a snack before dinner...
296
00:13:00,575 --> 00:13:02,009
Your cooking goes here!
297
00:13:04,913 --> 00:13:07,598
He hasn't eaten a meal
of yours in ten years!
298
00:13:07,665 --> 00:13:10,200
Some of these wolves
are fourth generation!
299
00:13:10,268 --> 00:13:11,802
Inbred dinner wolves!
300
00:13:11,870 --> 00:13:13,203
This is what I'm talking about!
301
00:13:13,271 --> 00:13:14,671
Embarrassing!
302
00:13:14,739 --> 00:13:17,007
Stan, you have some nerve!
303
00:13:17,075 --> 00:13:18,342
Francine.
304
00:13:18,409 --> 00:13:20,494
The "emergency fund?"
305
00:13:20,562 --> 00:13:22,246
Wait, wait, wait,
what's the emergency fund?
306
00:13:22,313 --> 00:13:25,682
So I take $50 from
your wallet every week.
307
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:26,884
For...
308
00:13:26,951 --> 00:13:28,151
Drugs.
309
00:13:28,219 --> 00:13:29,853
What?!
Drugs.
310
00:13:29,921 --> 00:13:32,055
Drugs, okay?
311
00:13:32,123 --> 00:13:33,840
Jeff and Hayley, come in.
312
00:13:33,892 --> 00:13:36,810
We're undoing years of damage
caused by Dr. Penguin.
313
00:13:36,878 --> 00:13:39,079
Come on, Jeff, out with it.
314
00:13:39,147 --> 00:13:40,430
No way.
315
00:13:40,498 --> 00:13:42,766
I'll start you off and you finish.
316
00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:46,870
Hayley, Jeff can only
have sex with you if...
317
00:13:46,938 --> 00:13:48,772
if...
318
00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,290
he's thinking about your mother.
319
00:13:50,358 --> 00:13:52,359
Oops, I said the whole thing.
320
00:13:52,427 --> 00:13:53,760
That's sick!
321
00:13:53,828 --> 00:13:55,762
Hayley, you should be honest about
322
00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:58,865
what you really do
when you go "jogging."
323
00:13:58,933 --> 00:14:00,100
You shut your mouth.
324
00:14:00,168 --> 00:14:02,102
She's playing Ultimate
Frisbee without you.
325
00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:03,870
Noooo!
326
00:14:03,938 --> 00:14:05,706
Why, Hayley?!
Why?!
327
00:14:05,773 --> 00:14:07,007
Because this is you throwing.
328
00:14:07,075 --> 00:14:08,041
"Ehh."
329
00:14:08,109 --> 00:14:09,176
And this is you catching.
330
00:14:09,244 --> 00:14:10,310
"Ahh!"
331
00:14:10,378 --> 00:14:12,246
That's wonderful mime work!
332
00:14:12,313 --> 00:14:15,749
I guess you're just
good at everything!
333
00:14:15,817 --> 00:14:18,085
Jeff, wait! Now that
the truth is out,
334
00:14:18,152 --> 00:14:21,021
we need to discuss ways for you
and Hayley to regain intimacy!
335
00:14:21,089 --> 00:14:22,456
Yeah, Jeff, come back.
336
00:14:22,523 --> 00:14:23,924
I came out of your favorite place.
337
00:14:23,992 --> 00:14:25,692
Maybe you can still smell it on me!
338
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:29,096
I guess Jeff gets turned on
by thieves, huh, Francine?
339
00:14:29,163 --> 00:14:31,365
Shut up, you pre-eating
douche bag!
340
00:14:31,432 --> 00:14:35,469
Okay, guys, guys, if we do the
work, we can get through this...
341
00:14:35,536 --> 00:14:37,387
This is why I don't bring
my girlfriend home!
342
00:14:37,455 --> 00:14:39,373
You know what they're doing
at my two dads' house?
343
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,741
Eating cheeses!
344
00:14:40,808 --> 00:14:41,694
From Europe!
345
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,398
Sans crackers!
346
00:14:43,518 --> 00:14:45,860
That's right, I said a French word!
347
00:14:45,913 --> 00:14:47,614
I learned it over there!
348
00:14:47,682 --> 00:14:49,483
Au revoir, les enfants!
349
00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:51,715
That means you!
350
00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:55,489
Well, this feels like
a natural stopping point.
351
00:15:07,575 --> 00:15:09,126
Aah! Stop it, Stan!
352
00:15:09,246 --> 00:15:10,736
You destroyed my family!
353
00:15:10,856 --> 00:15:13,252
But if you would all just
listen to me, I could fix it!
354
00:15:13,381 --> 00:15:15,382
The only one who can fix
this is Dr. Penguin!
355
00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:17,417
Ow, okay, fine!
356
00:15:17,485 --> 00:15:20,504
For some reason, Roger is the
only therapist you'll listen to!
357
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:22,072
I'll get him back!
358
00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:24,910
How the hell is a fish going to
get an alien back from Iraq?
359
00:15:38,126 --> 00:15:39,389
Where's Sergeant Pepper?
360
00:15:39,457 --> 00:15:40,724
Are you in the Army?
361
00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:42,159
Are you in the dummy?
362
00:15:42,226 --> 00:15:43,360
Now where's Pepper?
363
00:15:43,428 --> 00:15:44,961
He's in the Rec Tent.
364
00:15:45,029 --> 00:15:48,432
If you ever need some bitches,
remember, White James.
365
00:15:54,989 --> 00:15:56,923
You Sergeant Pepper?
366
00:15:56,991 --> 00:15:59,209
You the one who cleaned
the toilet by the grotto?
367
00:15:59,277 --> 00:16:00,761
Uh, uh, yes, sir.
368
00:16:00,828 --> 00:16:02,763
You're a wild man, you know that?
369
00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:04,564
He's a wild man, you know that?
370
00:16:04,632 --> 00:16:06,283
I wanna shake your hand.
371
00:16:06,350 --> 00:16:07,517
Thank you, sir.
372
00:16:07,602 --> 00:16:09,836
How many toilets have you cleaned?
373
00:16:09,904 --> 00:16:10,871
I'm not quite sure...
374
00:16:10,938 --> 00:16:12,806
Sergeant, I asked you a question.
375
00:16:12,857 --> 00:16:14,291
Eight hundred and seventy-three.
376
00:16:14,358 --> 00:16:18,161
Eight hundred...
and seventy-three.
377
00:16:18,229 --> 00:16:19,529
That has to be a record.
378
00:16:19,597 --> 00:16:22,232
What's the best way to clean
one of them stink holes?
379
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,601
The way that you don't get
turd in your hair, sir.
380
00:16:24,669 --> 00:16:27,804
That's a good one.
381
00:16:27,872 --> 00:16:29,740
Spoken like a wild man.
382
00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:32,876
Sergeant Pepper.
383
00:16:32,944 --> 00:16:34,745
You've been officially discharged.
384
00:16:36,581 --> 00:16:37,931
Nothin' doin'.
385
00:16:37,999 --> 00:16:40,500
I can't fit in with
civilized society no more!
386
00:16:40,568 --> 00:16:42,068
When I go to bed at night,
387
00:16:42,136 --> 00:16:44,855
I see men hovering over me with
their naked asses in my face.
388
00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:46,389
I'm not ready to leave that.
389
00:16:48,493 --> 00:16:49,693
Ugh, bring me up!
390
00:16:49,761 --> 00:16:52,462
Let me talk to him!
391
00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:54,197
But you have to come back!
392
00:16:54,265 --> 00:16:56,500
I ruined the family!
393
00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:58,635
They need Dr. Penguin!
394
00:16:58,703 --> 00:17:01,004
Tough Titicacas.
395
00:17:01,072 --> 00:17:03,206
What now, White James?
396
00:17:03,274 --> 00:17:05,909
You always think of something, Klaus.
397
00:17:05,977 --> 00:17:07,244
Like when you convinced my parents
398
00:17:07,328 --> 00:17:08,595
to let me go to art school.
399
00:17:16,003 --> 00:17:19,339
Good-bye,
Sergeant Pepper.
400
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,503
What am I doing here?!
401
00:17:33,571 --> 00:17:35,505
This isn't a Chablis.
402
00:17:35,573 --> 00:17:36,840
This isn't my aunt's place!
403
00:17:36,908 --> 00:17:38,108
Aunt Evelyn?!
404
00:17:38,176 --> 00:17:39,810
Aunt Evelyn!
It's me, Rafael!
405
00:17:39,877 --> 00:17:41,344
Rafael Penguin!
406
00:17:41,412 --> 00:17:43,013
Good morning,
Dr. Penguin.
407
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,214
Ready to come home?
408
00:17:46,584 --> 00:17:48,185
Hold onto your wallets.
409
00:17:48,252 --> 00:17:49,252
Thief's in the room.
410
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,253
Cute.
411
00:17:50,321 --> 00:17:52,289
If you even look at her,
412
00:17:52,356 --> 00:17:54,558
I'll pour this hot coffee
down your pants, pervert.
413
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:55,892
Yeah, well, it'll be the first time
414
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,211
you got me hot in
a while, Frisbee whore.
415
00:17:58,279 --> 00:18:00,163
Oh, look who it is.
416
00:18:00,231 --> 00:18:01,748
The ungrateful son.
417
00:18:01,816 --> 00:18:03,683
Leave me alone, embarrassing
straight parents
418
00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:05,185
or I'll pee in your cereal!
419
00:18:05,253 --> 00:18:06,586
Oh, good, you're all here!
420
00:18:06,654 --> 00:18:08,588
I have a surprise for you!
421
00:18:08,656 --> 00:18:11,358
What's black and white
and lives in Antarctica?!
422
00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:13,360
Halle Berry if she
moves to Antarctica?
423
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:16,162
No, but that's funny.
424
00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:17,163
Very funny.
425
00:18:17,231 --> 00:18:19,165
It's Dr. Penguin!
426
00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:21,017
Dr. Penguin!
You're back!
427
00:18:21,085 --> 00:18:22,152
Oh, thank god!
Help us!
428
00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:23,453
Don't worry, don't worry.
429
00:18:23,521 --> 00:18:25,088
Klaus filled me in on
the whole situation.
430
00:18:25,156 --> 00:18:26,606
Here's what you all have to do.
431
00:18:28,743 --> 00:18:30,560
Everybody go back to
lying to each other.
432
00:18:31,562 --> 00:18:32,646
That's not going to work.
433
00:18:32,713 --> 00:18:34,231
The secrets are all out in the open.
434
00:18:34,298 --> 00:18:35,398
We can't just forget them.
435
00:18:35,466 --> 00:18:36,600
Oh.
436
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:37,834
Well.
That's my only thing.
437
00:18:37,919 --> 00:18:39,002
I can't help you.
438
00:18:39,070 --> 00:18:41,120
I guess I'm done
with Dr. Penguin.
439
00:18:41,172 --> 00:18:45,442
Okay, now we can deal with our
problems the healthy way...
440
00:18:45,509 --> 00:18:47,978
Suck it, fish!
441
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:50,397
There! You hot and bothered now?
Take that!
442
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:52,566
That hot enough for you, Jeff?
Whoa, oops!
443
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:56,636
Time to catch up on current events.
444
00:18:56,704 --> 00:18:59,923
Oh, I see Taye Diggs
is still perfect looking.
445
00:18:59,991 --> 00:19:02,459
That's comforting.
446
00:19:02,526 --> 00:19:03,793
He's my constant.
447
00:19:03,861 --> 00:19:05,729
My ebony North Star.
448
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,364
Ach! I give up!
449
00:19:07,431 --> 00:19:08,598
What was that?
I wasn't listening.
450
00:19:08,666 --> 00:19:10,100
See! That is the problem.
451
00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:11,835
No one listens to me.
452
00:19:11,903 --> 00:19:13,970
But now that their secrets are out,
453
00:19:14,038 --> 00:19:16,573
they have to work through
them so they can heal!
454
00:19:16,641 --> 00:19:20,110
Wait, that actually makes sense.
455
00:19:20,177 --> 00:19:22,646
Maybe because I was looking
at US Weekly and not you.
456
00:19:22,713 --> 00:19:24,314
I heard the words,
457
00:19:24,382 --> 00:19:26,650
but I didn't see them coming
out of a stupid fish's mouth.
458
00:19:26,717 --> 00:19:28,101
Say something else.
459
00:19:28,169 --> 00:19:31,004
Why is there a hole in
Daniel Craig's mouth?
460
00:19:31,072 --> 00:19:32,939
He was hungry and I was
feeding him something.
461
00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:34,541
Put down that magazine!
462
00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:37,777
I did it!
463
00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:39,546
That's the first time
I've listened to you.
464
00:19:39,614 --> 00:19:45,218
Maybe it's because it me from
a man and not from a fish...
465
00:19:45,286 --> 00:19:46,653
I have an idea!
466
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,356
Listen up, maggots!
467
00:19:49,423 --> 00:19:51,341
You people have major issues.
468
00:19:51,409 --> 00:19:53,777
You can't run from
them all your lives.
469
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:55,028
You need to face your problems!
470
00:19:55,079 --> 00:19:56,062
But...
471
00:19:57,365 --> 00:19:58,665
You, sack up and eat your wife's grub!
472
00:19:58,733 --> 00:20:00,800
And you missy, you take
your emergency fund
473
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:02,802
and sign up for a cooking class!
474
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:04,204
And you, bring your
girlfriend to dinner!
475
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,106
Be grateful you have
two parents who love you!
476
00:20:06,173 --> 00:20:07,874
And that you don't come
from a broken home
477
00:20:07,942 --> 00:20:09,042
like Reese Witherspoon's kids.
478
00:20:09,110 --> 00:20:11,211
Damn I love that girl!
Plucky!
479
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:13,196
And you, gussy up for your husband!
480
00:20:13,264 --> 00:20:15,632
Maybe some sort of bra?!
And wash your hair.
481
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,067
Hippies are not sexy, they're dirty!
482
00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:18,551
Exactly!
483
00:20:18,602 --> 00:20:21,271
And you, if you're tossing
it to your mother-in-law
484
00:20:21,339 --> 00:20:22,656
it damn well better be a Frisbee!
485
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:24,724
Sir, yes, sir!
486
00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:27,093
Hey, no one is dismissed!
487
00:20:27,161 --> 00:20:28,862
Not until you thank this fish!
488
00:20:28,929 --> 00:20:30,630
These are all his ideas!
489
00:20:30,698 --> 00:20:32,799
I'm just an authoritative mouthpiece!
490
00:20:34,535 --> 00:20:37,137
Are these really all your ideas?
491
00:20:37,204 --> 00:20:38,705
Ja, they are.
492
00:20:38,773 --> 00:20:40,106
Wow.
493
00:20:40,174 --> 00:20:42,108
Sorry we didn't listen to you.
494
00:20:42,176 --> 00:20:44,978
Sometimes we forget you are
a man in a fish's body.
495
00:20:45,046 --> 00:20:48,448
Oh, it feels so good
to finally be validated.
496
00:20:48,516 --> 00:20:50,617
How can we ever thank you?
497
00:20:52,219 --> 00:20:54,187
Take your pick, Klaus.
498
00:20:54,255 --> 00:20:56,656
Your family paid for
a full quarter hour.
499
00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:58,558
Eh...
500
00:20:58,626 --> 00:20:59,859
I'll take the ugly one.
501
00:21:01,962 --> 00:21:07,233
Time for Klaus to show how
much of a man he really is.
502
00:21:08,836 --> 00:21:11,302
I'm not very much of a man!
503
00:21:11,622 --> 00:21:15,912
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