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# Good morning, USA! #
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# I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day #
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# The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face #
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# And he's shining a salute
to the American race #
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# Oh, boy, it's swell to say #
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- # Good... #
- # Good morning, USA #
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Aah!
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# Good morning, USA! #
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Hey, Stan.
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You want to check out
this new jazz club tonight?
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The Jazzberry Beret?
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Wait, did Hot Jazz In Your Face close?
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Hot Jazz In Your Face closed
a while ago.
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People just stopped coming.
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Well, I can't go out
with you tonight, I'm booked.
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On Sunday and Tuesday nights, I
hang out at the CIA Chill Zone.
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- What's that?
- Oh, dude,
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it's this killer house that used
to be owned by a terrorist cell,
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but the CIA took it over,
Febreze-ed the hell out of it,
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and then turned it
into a kick-ass social club.
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It's wicked awesome.
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Come on, can't you blow it off?
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Sorry, babe, my Chill Zone
nights are sacred.
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Why don't you sign us up
for another night?
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I have drinks with Klaus tomorrow,
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but I can totally blow that off.
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Hey...
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what's going on in there?
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Oh, Stan and I used
to be best friends,
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but lately all he wants to do
is hang out with his buddies.
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Listen, Frannie, at a certain point
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a man needs to hang
out with other people
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and get away from his
wife because it's boring.
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I'm tired of talking to you,
and it's only been 20 seconds.
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I feel like talking to Klaus,
that's how bored I am.
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I know there are boring wives
out there,
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but I'm the fun wife.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna pick up some brewskies
and swing by Stan's Chill Zone
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to show him that I can be
just as much fun as his friends.
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Well, she's gone.
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Probably for at least half an hour.
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Should we fool around again?
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God, Klaus, no.
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I told you that was just
a 10-time thing.
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# And all
I keep thinking about is her #
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- # In my arms #
- # Got to see what love is about #
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# And I'll never be the same #
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# Until you are mine, oh! #
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# Listen to me, let me tell you #
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# Why you all coming down on me #
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# Trying to tell me how my life
is supposed to be #
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# I know you're only trying
to help me out #
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# Trying to show me what life
is really about #
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# This time I'm gonna make it
on my own #
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# So why don't you fellas
just leave me alone #
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# Snot, Berry, Toshi, and Steve #
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# If I like the girl,
who cares who you like #
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# Cool it now #
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# Ooh, watch out #
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# You're gonna lose control #
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# Cool it now #
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Thank you!
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We are...
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Boy Bomb!
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You kids did it.
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You blew me away.
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Lew Schneider, Snot's uncle.
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I've been in the
recording arts industry
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for 13 non-consecutive years.
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And we got everything we need
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to turn you guys
into a successful boy band.
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White kid who can sing.
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Relatable fat kid.
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Asian.
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And the pretty boy
with the gorgeous punim.
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I think you boys are ready to
make your first music video.
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Yay!
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I can't remember the last time
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someone else's uncle took
a video of me.
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Hey, Francine.
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Hey, Dick,
I thought I'd bring some beers.
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Back up! Back up!
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No women! Men only!
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Calm down.
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I said back your ass up!
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Okay, okay.
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No light beer!
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That's girl stuff!
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Girls are gross!
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Dick, it's cool.
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She's gone.
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There's no more girls, man.
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There's no more girls.
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And now I need you
to turn over on your side.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, wait.
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Okay, it's in.
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And now I'm going
to turn on the water,
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and you're going to feel
a little pressure.
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Yeah...
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It's good.
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Real good.
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You can turn it up a bit.
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All the way.
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This ain't my first butt blast.
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Ooh, you know what, Liddane,
turn it down just a little.
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What's the matter, Frannie,
you look troubled.
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Oh, they wouldn't let
me in the Chill Zone
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because it's men only.
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What on Earth is Stan doing in there
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that's so much more fun
than hanging out with me?
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Well, you could ask him,
but he'd have to lie.
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Men's clubs are shrouded in secrecy.
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Aw, Puddin, you know you're
not allowed outdoors.
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Put her back in there;
she's an inside cat.
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What was I saying?
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Oh yes, men's clubs
are shrouded in secrecy.
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But luckily, I know a way around that.
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What do you want?
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I'm Frank.
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From the Chicago office.
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Hey, Frank, I'm Dick.
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Welcome to the Chill Zone;
let me get you a beer.
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I told him.
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That is what I told him
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Roger, you forgot to button
the top of my man costume.
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But it worked, I'm in.
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Sorry dude, wrong number.
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You sound hot.
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How old are you?
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No, Roger, it's me, Francine.
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You can't pretend to be a
runaway teen for one minute?
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After all I've done for you?
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I-I don't know what to say.
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It's easy, just say,
"Hi, my name's Tyler.
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"I'm 17, I'm lost and cold,
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"and my parents don't understand me.
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"Can you help me?
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"I just need a warm
bed for a few nights
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before I head to California
to become a surf model."
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Hello?
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It's still me, Francine.
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Oh, so you got into the Chill Zone.
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That's great.
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Hey, can you put Tyler back on?
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Um, hello?
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Is this someone who can help me?
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This is some place you got.
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As a man and not a woman,
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I feel really comfortable here.
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I have equipped you
with a mechanical voice box
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that will disguise your voice
and make you sound like a man.
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I've also given you a micropenis
like most Chicago men.
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I got to say, I'm having trouble
believing you're from Chicago.
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Yeah? Why?
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Because it's so exciting.
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Imagine that!
Chicago, Chicago!
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Cha-cha cha,
cha-cha cha cha.
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Chicago.
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Illinois.
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Hey, Stan.
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I'm Frank from Chicago.
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What's your name?
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Uh, you just said it.
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Sounds like you know what
you're talking about, brother.
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I want to party with this guy.
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Welcome aboard, new guy.
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I'd shake your hand,
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but these wise guys
handcuffed me for a goof.
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They're goofing me good.
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Hey, what part of Chicago
are you from?
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Wh-What's with the third degree?
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You think I'm a woman in a costume?
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Is that what you think?
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Do I got to pull sausage on you?
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Whoa, I want some of that.
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Attaboy, Sanders.
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Open wide.
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Oh, I see you've started
your fun without me.
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Thanks for waiting.
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Who-who are all these guys?
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I was up all night
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thinking about boys,
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and I realized something.
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12 boys, one stage.
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12 outfits,
each one bursting with boy.
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This is Boy Jam,
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and this is Boyz with Mouthz.
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But today I am combining
all three bands
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to form one super band called
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Boyz 12.
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Now, I've written one hell of a song.
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And I went to Express Men and
bought a ton of hot boy clothes.
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I'm willing to put
my reputation, time,
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and money on the line,
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but I need to know from all of you
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that you will bring it.
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Okay, loosen up those throats, boys.
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Let's warm up.
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# Boyz 12, Boyz 12... #
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I can do anything!
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I'm a million miles tall!
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Is your uncle on drugs?
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Probably.
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So...
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remind me again,
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why would we rather be here
than at home with our wives?
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'Cause here we can do
whatever we want.
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Wives don't let you drink
and play ping pong
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in the middle of the damn day.
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But dudes,
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maybe we should give our wives
the benefit of the doubt.
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Maybe they'd not only support our fun,
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but want to join in as well.
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You know,
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that sounds like something
a woman would say.
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I've also equipped your man suit
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with a fart machine.
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If you ever arouse suspicion, use it.
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Farts immediately calm men down
and reestablish their trust.
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Hilarious!
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This guy gets it!
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Ah, that fart really calmed me down.
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'Sup, mountain douche?
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Want to pound a cold one?
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Um, what?
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I was thinking
we were gonna have dinner.
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Why is there a ping-pong table
in here?
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Uh, so we can play beer pong.
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I don't understand
what's going on here.
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What's going on here is...
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Shots!
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Shots, shots!
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Shot-shot, shot-shot!
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Shots, shots,
shot-shot-shot!
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Shot, shot, shot-shot-shot!
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Everybody!
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Shot, shot, shot,
shot-shot-shot!
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So...
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wh-what time
is dinner gonna be?
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6:00.
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Why doesn't Stan want
to have fun with me?
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He wanted to do all this stuff
at the Chill Zone.
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Maybe he just doesn't
see you as a friend.
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But husbands and wives
are best friends.
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Ugh, that's just what stupid people
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say to each other in their
stupid wedding vows.
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Please, say that at your wedding,
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then play that ukulele version
of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow."
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Real original, Dave.
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Ooh, maybe you should get a dog
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the year before you have children,
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you know, for practice.
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Kill yourself Dave, your life's
been lived like a billion times.
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Francine, as a married woman,
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here are your choices for best friend:
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Fat woman, cat, gay guy, food.
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Wait a minute, I'm Frank.
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So when Stan's having fun with Frank,
261
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he's actually having fun with me.
262
00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:15,120
That's it!
263
00:11:15,121 --> 00:11:18,153
I'll hang out with Stan as
Frank until we're best friends,
264
00:11:18,154 --> 00:11:21,108
and then I'll reveal myself to him,
265
00:11:21,109 --> 00:11:23,086
and he'll realize he's been married
266
00:11:23,087 --> 00:11:24,142
to his best friend all along.
267
00:11:26,096 --> 00:11:29,074
Francine, you are the smartest,
most rational person I know.
268
00:11:29,075 --> 00:11:32,125
I don't see any way this plan
isn't going to end perfectly.
269
00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:36,074
Ah, this is great.
270
00:11:36,075 --> 00:11:39,137
Yep-yep-yep, just a
couple of guys in the tub,
271
00:11:39,138 --> 00:11:42,132
soft boilin' they eggs.
272
00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:44,166
Soft boilin' they eggs.
273
00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:46,149
Hey, check this out.
274
00:11:46,150 --> 00:11:48,092
Yo, Dick!
275
00:12:00,142 --> 00:12:02,120
We sure have fun, huh?
276
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:03,137
We sure do.
277
00:12:03,138 --> 00:12:05,149
Hey, I just heard the new joke!
278
00:12:05,150 --> 00:12:08,128
What's black and white
and red all over?
279
00:12:08,129 --> 00:12:10,145
Two nuns in a chainsaw fight?
280
00:12:13,109 --> 00:12:14,108
Nuns!
281
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,116
No.
282
00:12:15,117 --> 00:12:18,074
I wanted to do the joke.
283
00:12:18,075 --> 00:12:19,083
Well, we're laughing at ya.
284
00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:23,124
Oh, God, shot at the boss!
285
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:24,163
Frank, you're the best!
286
00:12:27,075 --> 00:12:29,128
Uh, Frank, you're leaking.
287
00:12:29,129 --> 00:12:31,163
Your belly button is leaking...
288
00:13:02,113 --> 00:13:07,074
No one's that perfect
and farts that deep.
289
00:13:07,075 --> 00:13:11,095
Time to find out
who this Frank really is.
290
00:13:12,093 --> 00:13:15,145
Da CIA, Chicago,
how can I help you?
291
00:13:15,146 --> 00:13:18,082
This is Deputy Director Bullock
from Langley.
292
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:21,087
I'm calling about Frank.
293
00:13:21,088 --> 00:13:22,150
Yeah, just a sec.
294
00:13:22,151 --> 00:13:24,095
Dis is Frank.
295
00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:26,082
How are you there?
296
00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:27,136
You're in Virginia.
297
00:13:27,137 --> 00:13:29,109
That's not true
because I'm in Chicago.
298
00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:32,137
I'm looking at you right now.
299
00:13:32,138 --> 00:13:34,117
Well, then,
you must be in Chicago.
300
00:13:34,118 --> 00:13:38,082
No, you transferred to Virginia
and you're here now.
301
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:39,094
I have heard enough!
302
00:13:39,095 --> 00:13:40,154
I am not going to stand here
303
00:13:40,155 --> 00:13:45,078
and let you tell me where I am
when I know exactly where I am!
304
00:13:45,079 --> 00:13:47,078
Chi... ca... go!
305
00:13:47,079 --> 00:13:48,092
Frank, calm down.
306
00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:49,092
Ya heart!
307
00:13:49,093 --> 00:13:51,082
No! I will not calm down!
308
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,086
You tell him, Frank!
309
00:13:52,087 --> 00:13:53,167
Let me handle this, Gary!
310
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,128
Smith!
311
00:13:56,129 --> 00:13:59,078
Would you join me inside for a moment?
312
00:13:59,079 --> 00:14:00,078
Whoa!
313
00:14:00,079 --> 00:14:01,077
I almost slipped.
314
00:14:01,078 --> 00:14:02,100
We gotta put some towels down.
315
00:14:02,101 --> 00:14:04,132
After doing some research on Frank,
316
00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:09,070
I've discovered that he is
not who he claims to be.
317
00:14:09,071 --> 00:14:10,121
What? Who is he?
318
00:14:10,122 --> 00:14:12,095
I don't know yet.
319
00:14:12,096 --> 00:14:15,099
I feel like his name might be Ricky.
320
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,091
But what I do know for sure
321
00:14:17,092 --> 00:14:21,099
is that he has infiltrated a
CIA facility and must die.
322
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,166
I can't believe Frank would do this.
323
00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:27,103
Yes, well, since you and
Frank are such besties,
324
00:14:27,104 --> 00:14:29,128
I thought you should kill him.
325
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:32,103
Frank, can you come here?
326
00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:35,099
Frank, I want you and Smith
to go on a beer run.
327
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:37,095
Alone.
328
00:14:37,096 --> 00:14:38,158
Awesome!
329
00:14:38,159 --> 00:14:40,167
I've been hoping to spend
some alone time with Stan!
330
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,087
Go for Bullock.
331
00:14:46,088 --> 00:14:47,087
Oh!
332
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:51,079
Why didn't I lay down some towels?
333
00:14:57,079 --> 00:14:58,284
This is fun, right?
334
00:14:58,404 --> 00:15:01,125
Just a couple buddies,
out on a beer run.
335
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:06,805
Hmm... what?
336
00:15:06,925 --> 00:15:10,500
I'm just saying, Bullock chose
us to go on the beer run.
337
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:13,121
He must think we're best friends
or something.
338
00:15:18,831 --> 00:15:20,441
Hey, where are we going?
339
00:15:20,442 --> 00:15:21,769
I know the truth about you.
340
00:15:21,889 --> 00:15:23,421
You do?!
341
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,421
So...
342
00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:25,451
what do you think?
343
00:15:25,452 --> 00:15:26,588
I'm shocked.
344
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:27,763
I thought I knew you.
345
00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:30,408
Baby, it's still me.
346
00:15:30,409 --> 00:15:32,467
Don't you see how great
this is for us?
347
00:15:32,468 --> 00:15:33,471
Us?
348
00:15:33,472 --> 00:15:35,442
There is no us.
Not anymore.
349
00:15:37,397 --> 00:15:40,401
- But Stan...!
- The only "but" is the butt of my gun.
350
00:15:40,404 --> 00:15:41,105
What?
351
00:15:41,225 --> 00:15:43,384
Just know it was super clever.
352
00:15:49,046 --> 00:15:52,050
Girl, you're gonna feel
a little prick.
353
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:04,033
# Girl, you need a shot of B12 #
354
00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:08,058
# You know you do #
355
00:16:08,059 --> 00:16:10,079
# You got B12 flowin'
through your system #
356
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,065
# Better lose that boyfriend
before I fist him #
357
00:16:12,066 --> 00:16:14,061
# B12'll make you feel
all bright and alert #
358
00:16:14,062 --> 00:16:16,049
# Lay down on my bed
and take off ya shirt #
359
00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:18,061
# Boyz 12, the biggest boy band
and that's for sure #
360
00:16:18,062 --> 00:16:20,078
# More boys than I think you've
ever seen before! #
361
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,072
# Dark leafy greens'll
give you other things #
362
00:16:22,073 --> 00:16:24,095
# But you get B12
when my man sings! #
363
00:16:24,096 --> 00:16:27,100
# Oh, girl,
you need a shot of B12... #
364
00:16:27,101 --> 00:16:28,096
Break it down!
365
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,430
I'm B1, and I'm tons of fun.
366
00:16:30,431 --> 00:16:32,455
I'm B2, I wanna get with you.
367
00:16:32,456 --> 00:16:34,455
I'm B3, you wanna be with me.
368
00:16:34,456 --> 00:16:36,459
I'm B4, and I'll make you sore.
369
00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:38,464
I'm B5, I make you feel alive.
370
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,464
I'm B6, I pick up sticks.
371
00:16:40,465 --> 00:16:43,380
I'm B7, I'll take you to heaven.
372
00:16:43,381 --> 00:16:44,465
I'm B8 and I am great!
373
00:16:44,466 --> 00:16:47,384
I'm B9, and I'm so fine.
374
00:16:47,385 --> 00:16:49,384
I'm B10, I remember when.
375
00:16:49,385 --> 00:16:51,393
I'm B11, I'm in love with B7.
376
00:16:51,394 --> 00:16:53,397
I'm B12, and we're Boyz 12.
377
00:16:53,398 --> 00:16:57,401
# Girl, you need a shot of B12 #
378
00:16:57,402 --> 00:17:00,380
# You know you do! #
379
00:17:00,381 --> 00:17:01,402
Roll Call!
380
00:17:01,403 --> 00:17:02,402
- Barry!
- Georgey!
381
00:17:02,405 --> 00:17:03,402
- Toshi!
- TJ!
382
00:17:03,405 --> 00:17:04,402
- Parker!
- Steve!
383
00:17:04,405 --> 00:17:06,419
- Snot!
- Victor!
384
00:17:06,420 --> 00:17:07,419
- Abraham!
- Boris!
385
00:17:07,422 --> 00:17:09,410
- Abraham H!
- And Constantine!
386
00:17:09,413 --> 00:17:13,393
# Girl, you need a shot of B12 #
387
00:17:13,394 --> 00:17:15,393
Let's hear about the boyz!
388
00:17:15,394 --> 00:17:16,439
- Fat boy!
- Bad boy!
389
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:17,431
- Japanese!
- My sister died!
390
00:17:17,434 --> 00:17:19,394
- I'm sweet!
- I can sing!
391
00:17:19,397 --> 00:17:20,402
- Gorgeous!
- I'm B8,
392
00:17:20,403 --> 00:17:21,431
I've got the penis of a man!
393
00:17:21,432 --> 00:17:23,448
- My parents got divorced!
- Hypoglycemic!
394
00:17:23,451 --> 00:17:25,398
- I'm grumpy!
- I'm sleepy!
395
00:17:25,399 --> 00:17:26,423
And together we are--
396
00:17:26,424 --> 00:17:27,451
# Boyz 12 #
397
00:17:27,452 --> 00:17:31,426
# Girl, you need a shot of B12 #
398
00:17:31,427 --> 00:17:35,468
# You know you do #
399
00:17:35,469 --> 00:17:39,426
# Girl, you want a shot of Boyz 12 #
400
00:17:39,427 --> 00:17:43,389
# It's o... ver... due! #
401
00:17:49,431 --> 00:17:51,430
Well?
402
00:17:51,431 --> 00:17:52,439
Come on, come on.
403
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,451
Lew, it's fantastic!
404
00:17:54,452 --> 00:17:56,455
Yeah, Uncle Lew, it's really great.
405
00:17:56,456 --> 00:17:57,471
I think you've done it.
406
00:17:58,470 --> 00:18:01,397
Lewwwww Schneider.
407
00:18:01,398 --> 00:18:04,393
Uh-huh.
408
00:18:04,394 --> 00:18:05,394
Oh, no.
409
00:18:06,435 --> 00:18:07,435
Yeah.
410
00:18:10,469 --> 00:18:12,389
Yeah.
411
00:18:15,419 --> 00:18:18,393
That was my janitor friend at Arista.
412
00:18:18,394 --> 00:18:21,455
They just signed a new boy band.
413
00:18:21,456 --> 00:18:25,418
Boyz 13.
414
00:18:25,419 --> 00:18:27,464
One more boy than we have.
415
00:18:29,473 --> 00:18:33,401
It'll be okay, we just need
to add two more boys.
416
00:18:33,402 --> 00:18:34,437
Everything's gonna be fine.
417
00:18:35,438 --> 00:18:36,427
Oh, my God!
418
00:18:38,444 --> 00:18:41,397
Mom, you were right.
419
00:18:41,398 --> 00:18:42,795
Your brother.
420
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:44,460
He killed himself.
421
00:18:44,461 --> 00:18:46,465
Told ya!
422
00:18:51,402 --> 00:18:53,398
I can't believe you're doing this.
423
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:56,398
I can't believe you'd kill your wife.
424
00:18:57,377 --> 00:18:59,381
What did you say about my wife?
425
00:19:01,047 --> 00:19:02,902
Francine...
426
00:19:03,022 --> 00:19:04,431
Did you do something to Francine?!
427
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,452
Why do you have her phone?
428
00:19:09,453 --> 00:19:11,210
What did you do with my wife?
429
00:19:12,427 --> 00:19:14,431
You killed her, didn't you!
430
00:19:17,427 --> 00:19:19,463
She's the most important
thing in the world to me
431
00:19:19,464 --> 00:19:21,057
and you took her away!
432
00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:29,593
You're an animal.
433
00:19:29,594 --> 00:19:31,604
You are a beast!
434
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,550
She was the love of my life!
435
00:19:33,551 --> 00:19:34,554
My soul mate.
436
00:19:34,555 --> 00:19:35,551
My best friend!
437
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,601
Don't you smile at me,
you sick!
438
00:19:40,297 --> 00:19:42,530
My half brother is Native American,
439
00:19:42,531 --> 00:19:44,593
so I am going to scalp you
and watch you die!
440
00:19:46,555 --> 00:19:47,851
You took her hair?!
441
00:19:47,971 --> 00:19:49,096
You sicko!
442
00:19:49,216 --> 00:19:50,845
Francine, you're alive!
443
00:19:50,965 --> 00:19:52,571
And you're inside Frank!
444
00:19:52,572 --> 00:19:54,575
Frank ate you?!
445
00:19:54,576 --> 00:19:56,592
Wait, no, no, what's going on...
446
00:19:56,593 --> 00:19:57,604
Why?
447
00:19:57,605 --> 00:19:59,592
Why did you do this?
448
00:19:59,593 --> 00:20:01,571
To spend time with you.
449
00:20:01,572 --> 00:20:05,096
I was worried you didn't
think I was fun.
450
00:20:05,216 --> 00:20:06,597
Baby, are you crazy?
451
00:20:07,010 --> 00:20:09,012
Just because I hang out
with other people
452
00:20:09,013 --> 00:20:11,030
doesn't mean I don't want
to spend time with you.
453
00:20:11,031 --> 00:20:13,572
Sometimes a man needs guy time.
454
00:20:13,692 --> 00:20:16,160
But all the time he needs his woman!
455
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,030
Oh, Stan.
456
00:20:20,267 --> 00:20:22,941
Oh, my God!
What happened?
457
00:20:22,942 --> 00:20:23,999
D-D-Did he hurt you?
458
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,022
Hey! She's fine.
We're fine.
459
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:26,217
She doesn't look fine.
460
00:20:26,337 --> 00:20:27,988
Are you ready to die over this?
461
00:20:27,989 --> 00:20:28,991
Seriously?
462
00:20:28,992 --> 00:20:30,976
Is this how you want your hike to end?
463
00:20:30,977 --> 00:20:33,937
Hi, I'm Jon Hamm.
464
00:20:33,938 --> 00:20:36,941
Over a hundred percent
of all domestic disputes
465
00:20:36,942 --> 00:20:39,000
are just two people
trying to work stuff out.
466
00:20:39,001 --> 00:20:41,995
You getting involved isn't gonna help.
467
00:20:41,996 --> 00:20:43,507
You don't know what's going on.
468
00:20:43,627 --> 00:20:45,499
I don't care what you think you see,
469
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,991
just keep your eyes down
and keep walking.
470
00:20:48,992 --> 00:20:51,958
For more information
on how to not get involved,
471
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:55,788
go to www.DontBeAHero.com.