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Previously on American Dad...
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Good evening, Tearjerker.
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Smith, Stan Smith.
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Didn't really ask
who you were, but okay.
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Hello again, Mr. Smith.
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Will you marry me?
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Face it, Tearjerker.
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You've jerked your last tear.
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I'll be back, Mr. Smith.
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Oh, Stan, this vacation cottage
is wonderful!
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Only the best for my former
whore of a new bride.
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Yello?
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Agent Smith, the world
needs your help again.
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There's a new villain who...
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Sir, I'm on my honeymoon.
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But, Stan...
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Want me to go downtown?
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All the way downtown,
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to the worst neighborhood
on my body.
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I could suck your toes all day.
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I love you, Stan Smith.
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I love you, Sexpun Tocome Smith.
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You've made me the happiest man
in the world.
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Hello, Stan Smith.
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Who are you?!
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Black Villain.
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I've never heard of you.
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Uh, because I'm up-and-coming.
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But I'm gonna make a name
for myself by killing you!
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Oh, damn.
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You killed my wife!
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You look ridiculous.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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You wouldn't be using my hammer,
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would you, Murphy?
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Oh, and what if
I was, brother Cillian?
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I suppose I'd have to do
something 'bout it.
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Oh, and pray tell,
what would that be?
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Come on, guys, break it up.
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Shut up, apprentice!
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Me hammer!
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There you are, Smith.
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We've been looking for you.
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Did you ever think
that I didn't want to be found?
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We need you back, Smith.
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Something big and bad
is about to happen,
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and I want my best man on it.
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I'm out of
the spy business, sir.
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That all died when Sexpun did.
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What if I told you that
you could catch the man
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who killed your wife?
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Black Villain?
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That's right.
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He's resurfaced.
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The memories are
so fresh and clear.
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It was after that
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that I started working
with those Irish roofers.
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And then you came here
and asked me
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if I wanted to catch
Black Villain.
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And then I said yes.
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Wait, wait--
did you say yes?
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Is this now or is
this you remembering?
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How do I know I'm
not a memory?!
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I need to know what's real!
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Relax, sir. I'm in.
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All the way in.
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Or as much of me
as you can handle.
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Sassy.
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Peacenickel, how am I to know
if my strikes are effective
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if you keep blocking them?
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Hah!
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Ah, Smith, welcome.
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That'll be all, Peacenickel.
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Dude.
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Here's the intel we have
so far on Black Villain.
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He's as evil as he is frugal.
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He would've conquered
the world long ago
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if he could've figured out how
to do it at a reasonable cost.
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Now it appears
he's found a way.
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We have reason to believe
that he's planning
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a massive attack on
the Eastern seaboard.
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Nukes?
We're not sure.
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What we do know is
that he's stolen
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millions of pounds of sand.
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He's also acquired a
crap-load of hair dryers.
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Hair dryers?
Yes.
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The cheap bastard issued a
fake recall to every salon
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in the U.S., saying hair dryers
would make you heterosexual.
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They came flooding in.
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What is that monster up to?
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That's what you need
to find out.
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Which is why you'll be
partnered with someone
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who also wants revenge
on Black Villain:
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Tearjerker.
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Tearjerker?! But he's dead!
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Why would you think that?
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Because he fell in a volcano.
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As long as you fall
the right way,
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a volcano can never hurt you.
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Everyone knows
that, even babies.
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Right?
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I... I didn't know that.
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After Tearjerker
escaped the volcano,
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he partnered up
with Black Villain,
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only to have Black Villain
immediately double-cross him.
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That's how Tearjerker ended up
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in a maximum-security
prison on Easter Island.
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So you'll have
to break him out.
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How? That prison
is impenetrable.
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We'll get you in,
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but you'll need this
sandwich to get him out.
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What am I supposed
to do with that?
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Just get Tearjerker to
eat it. I'll do the rest.
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All right, Smith, off you go.
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Make sure you check in
as soon as you...
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Capital thrust, Peacenickel.
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That went clean
through my abdomen.
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Smith, take our picture.
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Quickly now,
before I lose my erection.
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You got a visitor, Tearjerker.
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Are they hot or not?
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Hot!
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Phillip, you think
everyone's hot.
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Name one person
you don't think is hot.
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Ha! See?
You can't do it!
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Hello, Tearjerker.
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Stan Smith.
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You got some set of marbles
coming to see me.
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I need your help.
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You need my help?
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I'll never help you.
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I'm going after Black Villain.
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I will help you.
Okay, then.
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First thing we need to do
is get you out of here.
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Good luck. This place
is locked down tighter than
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a friendship bracelet around
your mom's fat-ass wrist.
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Ha, just kidding,
your mom has no friends!
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Ho-ho!
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Now eat this.
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Why?
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Just do it.
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You haven't said a thing
about my paintings.
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Aside from the Havarti cheese,
this sandwich was a total bust.
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I guess that was
a magnet sandwich.
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Looks like we're partners now.
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Yeah, you and me, we're gonna
take Black Villain down!
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Ow! What are
you doing?!
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We're on the same side now!
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Oh, right. Partners.
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Yes, right.
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That... that will take
some getting used to.
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If we want to catch
Black Villain,
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we have to find his top
henchman, Tchochke Schmear.
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He has a booth here
every other Sunday.
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Wait, I thought Tchochke
was your henchman.
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He was.
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But then I went to jail,
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and I guess he didn't
want to wait for me.
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Some henchmen just can't do
the "alone" thing.
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I get it. Whatever.
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I mean, it hurts
and it makes no sense to me
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and it never will, but I get it.
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Just one of those things
I'll never get, you know.
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Yeah.
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Ooh! Should I buy this?
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This old picture of this guy?
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Wh-Why would I buy this?
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Talk me out of buying this.
I'm buying this.
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You know, you never said
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how Black Villain
double-crossed you.
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You know how Tommy Bahama's
is the best store?
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Well, we were gonna open
a competing place
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called Johnny Cabo.
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But instead, Black Villain
shot me in the face
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and turned me in for molesting
my high school gym teacher.
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That's right.
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I flipped it on him.
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Every ceramic frog is $80.
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How about this one?
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Tchochke Schmear.
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Well, well,
if it isn't Tearjerker.
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With Stan Smith.
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So, you two
are working together?
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What's next?
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Janeane Garofalo hanging out
with commercial success?
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That was a '90s slam!
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Tell us where Black Villain is!
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I'm not telling you anything!
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I'll save you, Tchochke!
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Tearjerker! Same side!
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Right, right.
Damn it.
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Sorry.
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All right, all right,
I'll tell you.
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The thing you don't know
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about Black Villain's
whereabouts that I do is...
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Looks like
we're going to Detroit.
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It's been two hours.
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Why don't we just ask them about
the woman who shot Tchochke?
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Because you don't just
walk into a place like this
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and start asking questions.
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You got to play it cool.
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Oh, yeah, no, I knew that.
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Look, you didn't know it
and it's fine.
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Just let them talk
and eventually they'll tell us
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what we need to know.
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I hope you told
Craig to shut up.
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You know I did.
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And I'm done with him.
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And he better not show up
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at Black Villain's
house party tonight.
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Mm-hmm.
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We get to that house party,
we get to Black Villain.
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Then what're we
waitin' for, fools?
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Let's get to that party!
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Craig, what are you doing here?
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Yeah. Shonteeva doesn't
want to see you, man.
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She hates your ass.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys.
Guys, guys, come on, now.
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Y'all don't know
my side of the story.
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Let's hear your side, Craig.
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Oh, I cheated on her.
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But you haven't heard why.
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Why, Craig?
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'Cause I felt like it.
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Let's split up.
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Any sign of Black Villain,
you come find me.
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You got it, partner.
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No! No!
Aah!
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No stab!
Aah! Detroit tap water!
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That's the woman
who shot Tchochke.
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Out of all the girls here...
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I "pick" you.
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I know you didn't
just touch my hair.
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Sexpun!
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You're alive!
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Except you're...
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Damn, Black Villain,
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why'd you have to
park so far away?
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It's all meters around here.
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I'm not paying for that
when there's free parking
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at the library
three miles away.
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Sexpun...
is that really you?
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No, that's a clone
I made of Sexpun.
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I call her Sexpunequa.
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She's just like the original,
but better.
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I blacked her up.
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Blacked her up good.
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Sexpun, it's me, Stan.
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I missed you so much.
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Did you miss me?
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Fool, I just told you
that's not Sexpun.
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She does not know you.
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Do you even know what a clone is?
Yeah, I know.
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Look, you don't know
and it's fine.
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Mind the curb.
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You know, for a
big-time super spy,
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you sure get knocked out easy.
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That's not true!
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Take it back!
Take it back, I said.
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Where am I?
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What's going on?
262
00:12:58,896 --> 00:13:00,229
You're gonna die.
263
00:13:00,264 --> 00:13:02,665
But first, you want to do
that thing where the bad guy
264
00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,667
tells the good guy his plan
before he kills him?
265
00:13:04,702 --> 00:13:06,019
Sure.
266
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,087
I got all these hair dryers
267
00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:09,956
on a polar ice cap
in the Arctic Ocean.
268
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,392
I got extension cords leading
from the hair dryers
269
00:13:12,426 --> 00:13:13,609
to my house in Detroit.
270
00:13:13,644 --> 00:13:16,546
Once I plug them in,
the cap's gonna melt,
271
00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:20,099
causing a tidal wave
to head right for the U.S.
272
00:13:20,134 --> 00:13:22,535
You're insane.
Yeah.
273
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,737
The tidal wave should come
all the way to Detroit.
274
00:13:24,772 --> 00:13:26,239
That's what the sand's for.
275
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,141
I'm gonna dump all
of it on my street
276
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,575
and let the water
come right up to it.
277
00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:30,560
Bam!
278
00:13:30,594 --> 00:13:32,745
Beachfront property, y'all.
279
00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:34,330
Millions of people
will be killed.
280
00:13:34,365 --> 00:13:35,765
And I will weep
for those people
281
00:13:35,799 --> 00:13:37,834
as I drink my beer
that's in a paper bag
282
00:13:37,868 --> 00:13:40,303
because there won't be
open containers on my beach.
283
00:13:40,337 --> 00:13:42,939
Can't change all the laws.
284
00:13:42,973 --> 00:13:44,257
You'll never get
away with this.
285
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,325
My partner's gonna come get me.
286
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,794
And there he is.
287
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,829
On cue!
288
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:50,997
Tearjerker.
Same side!
289
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,065
No, not this time.
290
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,066
This time, it's
a double-cross.
291
00:13:57,538 --> 00:13:59,238
I love old factories.
292
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,424
You get the sense that
so much work was done here.
293
00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:03,009
We don't work
like that anymore.
294
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,710
"Let the Asians do
the work," we say.
295
00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:12,618
What are you going to do to me?
296
00:14:12,738 --> 00:14:14,349
Well, first, I'm gonna do this.
297
00:14:15,607 --> 00:14:16,359
Ugh!
298
00:14:16,479 --> 00:14:17,336
Yeah, Havarti.
299
00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:19,443
You got me back into it.
That's on you.
300
00:14:19,477 --> 00:14:22,012
Second, we're gonna
run you through this.
301
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,817
Get me off this crazy thing!
302
00:14:26,851 --> 00:14:28,068
Where's Black Villain?
303
00:14:28,119 --> 00:14:29,536
You can't stop Black Villain.
304
00:14:29,571 --> 00:14:31,288
He's a criminal mastermind,
305
00:14:31,323 --> 00:14:33,824
who will carry out
his plan at any cost.
306
00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:37,478
Yeah, I just bought this
eight-dollar surge protector
307
00:14:37,512 --> 00:14:39,546
and I want to exchange it
for the six-dollar one.
308
00:14:39,581 --> 00:14:42,683
The six-dollar protector
is for preferred customers only.
309
00:14:42,717 --> 00:14:44,318
I am a preferred customer.
310
00:14:44,352 --> 00:14:46,253
You got a preferred
customer card?
311
00:14:46,288 --> 00:14:47,788
It's at home.
312
00:14:47,822 --> 00:14:50,391
I need it to get you
the preferred customer price.
313
00:14:50,425 --> 00:14:52,026
Can I use your customer card?
314
00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:54,762
I'm not very
comfortable with that.
315
00:14:54,796 --> 00:14:57,164
Come on, you still get
the purchaser points, man.
316
00:14:57,198 --> 00:14:59,817
I just want the discount.
317
00:14:59,851 --> 00:15:01,935
Oh, it's like that, huh?
318
00:15:05,407 --> 00:15:07,474
I hope they take
purchaser points...
319
00:15:07,509 --> 00:15:09,326
in hell!
320
00:15:18,219 --> 00:15:19,687
How could you do this to me?
321
00:15:19,721 --> 00:15:21,255
You used to be my wife!
322
00:15:21,289 --> 00:15:23,457
I don't even know who
the hell you are.
323
00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:26,126
Sexpun, I know you're
in there somewhere.
324
00:15:26,177 --> 00:15:27,744
Come on, don't you remember?
325
00:15:27,762 --> 00:15:29,413
We had a life together.
326
00:15:29,431 --> 00:15:31,048
That's insane.
327
00:15:31,082 --> 00:15:32,582
No, I'll prove it.
328
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,052
Reach under my shirt and
look in my gentleman's locket.
329
00:15:39,424 --> 00:15:42,142
So I look like
some dead white girl.
330
00:15:42,193 --> 00:15:44,311
So does Madonna.
Who cares?
331
00:15:51,069 --> 00:15:54,738
I hope the ocean is as blue
as it is in my dreams.
332
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,382
I don't see any fish.
333
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:07,234
That's because you
talk too much!
334
00:16:10,588 --> 00:16:14,591
I can't believe I've come all
this way just to be defeated.
335
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,427
Defeated.
336
00:16:16,461 --> 00:16:17,728
My feet!
337
00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,931
Suck on my feet.
338
00:16:20,965 --> 00:16:23,934
Not you, Tearjerker!
339
00:16:23,968 --> 00:16:25,269
Hell, no!
340
00:16:25,303 --> 00:16:27,571
I'm not sucking those
nasty-ass feet.
341
00:16:27,605 --> 00:16:29,823
Come on, you never
could resist these.
342
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,742
You're out of your damn mind.
343
00:16:31,776 --> 00:16:33,410
Am I out of my mind...
344
00:16:33,445 --> 00:16:35,145
or out of my socks?
345
00:16:36,581 --> 00:16:38,132
Oh, yeah, that's better.
346
00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:43,971
You better...
347
00:16:44,005 --> 00:16:45,756
put those back.
348
00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:47,424
Well...
349
00:16:47,459 --> 00:16:49,426
you are about to die.
350
00:16:49,461 --> 00:16:50,794
That's right.
351
00:16:50,828 --> 00:16:53,430
This is your last chance to get
a taste of these piggies.
352
00:17:07,946 --> 00:17:09,947
Oh, my God.
353
00:17:09,981 --> 00:17:11,448
I remember it all.
354
00:17:11,483 --> 00:17:13,700
We had a life together!
355
00:17:13,735 --> 00:17:15,035
What? No.
356
00:17:15,069 --> 00:17:16,920
You're just repeating
what he said ten minutes ago.
357
00:17:16,955 --> 00:17:18,238
No, he's right.
358
00:17:18,273 --> 00:17:20,207
I'm Sexpun.
359
00:17:20,241 --> 00:17:23,327
I'm his wife.
We were in love.
360
00:17:23,361 --> 00:17:26,029
We are in love.
361
00:17:27,699 --> 00:17:29,433
That's not how cloning works.
362
00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:31,068
You're a completely
different person.
363
00:17:31,102 --> 00:17:32,402
You are so dumb!
364
00:17:32,437 --> 00:17:33,587
Yeah?
365
00:17:33,638 --> 00:17:35,839
Would a dumb person do this?
366
00:17:35,873 --> 00:17:36,857
Yes!
367
00:17:36,891 --> 00:17:39,193
I'm totally telling on you.
368
00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:48,402
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
369
00:17:48,436 --> 00:17:52,322
I'm here to pull the plug on
your plan, Black Villain.
370
00:17:57,295 --> 00:18:00,230
You had to know I was gonna
use the cloning thing
371
00:18:00,265 --> 00:18:02,833
for something besides
turning a white girl black.
372
00:18:05,436 --> 00:18:06,770
Can you watch
where you're going?
373
00:18:06,804 --> 00:18:08,205
Can you go yourself?
374
00:18:49,297 --> 00:18:51,698
Yes! It worked!
375
00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:53,750
I can't believe he did it.
376
00:18:54,686 --> 00:18:56,453
Good-bye, Stan Smith.
377
00:18:56,487 --> 00:18:58,956
Sexpunequa, you're so fine,
378
00:18:58,990 --> 00:19:00,757
I'm gonna give you
another chance.
379
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:04,378
I'd rather die with him
than be with you.
380
00:19:04,412 --> 00:19:05,829
Doesn't matter.
381
00:19:05,863 --> 00:19:08,098
I've got like 40 more of you
in my daddy's garage.
382
00:19:08,132 --> 00:19:10,367
And they do way more
dirty stuff than you do.
383
00:19:10,401 --> 00:19:11,535
Oh, yeah.
384
00:19:13,621 --> 00:19:15,639
Grab Tearjerker now!
385
00:19:27,552 --> 00:19:28,852
Turn it on, S!
386
00:19:37,495 --> 00:19:39,296
Oh, damn.
387
00:19:39,330 --> 00:19:41,365
No!
388
00:19:52,510 --> 00:19:55,145
Wait, why are we saving you?
389
00:19:55,179 --> 00:19:57,781
You betrayed us.
Aah!
390
00:19:57,815 --> 00:19:59,950
Ha!
I survived a volcano.
391
00:19:59,984 --> 00:20:02,152
You don't think
I can survive this?
392
00:20:11,329 --> 00:20:12,646
Mmm...
393
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:16,149
Smith, congratulations
on taking down Black Villain.
394
00:20:16,184 --> 00:20:18,719
Well, it was probably
my toughest assignment yet.
395
00:20:18,753 --> 00:20:20,370
I trust the president will be
396
00:20:20,388 --> 00:20:22,005
presenting me
with a medal of some sort.
397
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,074
Actually, the president is dead,
398
00:20:24,108 --> 00:20:25,842
half the U.S. is underwater
399
00:20:25,877 --> 00:20:27,311
and millions have perished.
400
00:20:27,345 --> 00:20:31,898
So, maybe just enjoy that
beachfront cabin in Iowa, yes?
401
00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:34,534
Smith? Smith?
402
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:46,874
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