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♪ Good morning, USA!
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good...
♪ Good morning, USA
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Sloppy fingering!
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Do it again and this time
make me feel it.
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Hey, Toshi, my mom's taking
me to get ice cream.
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Want to come with?
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Hi, Akiko.
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Absolutely not!
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They're in music lessons.
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One of the many extra
curricular activities
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that will ensure their entry
into a top university.
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They have no time for treats,
or games, or bathroom breaks.
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Oh, come on, Hiko.
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Let 'em have some fun;
college is years away.
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That attitude is why my children
will attend Harvard
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while Steve will be lucky
to be wait-listed
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at an online, offshore college.
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Oh, you whore.
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Check it out.
This is my impression
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of Scott Caan holding a violin.
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Come on, Steve.
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Let's go get some ice cream
so you can enjoy life.
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Are you trying to say
my kids don't enjoy life?
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Show them fun!
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Enough fun!
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And then she had the nerve
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to imply that my kid's not gonna
get into a decent college!
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Bonjour, les Papas!
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Libby's still doing baby talk?
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Francine, she's speaking French.
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We need her to be trilingual
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so she stands out from
the other applicants.
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For preschool?
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No, for college.
You gotta start early
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if your child is going
to be exceptional.
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It's the only way
to get into the Ivies.
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But don't worry, Francine.
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Hayley turned out fine.
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You guys are both bitches!
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Okay, we're tied at
200 games to 200 games.
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The winner of this will be
crowned badminton champion
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and receive the
coveted shuttlecock ring.
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Line judge, you ready?
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Ready.
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We've got to find
something you're good at
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so you can get into
a decent college!
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Now what?
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We need a line judge.
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I'll do it!
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Hey, how about Hayley?
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Hey, Hayley, be our line judge!
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Can't! I'm making a landing pad
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for when the aliens
bring Jeff back.
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Okay, sweetie.
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I'm sure by now he's been
dissected for science.
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Or for fun.
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It's pretty fun.
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So tell her she's
wasting her time.
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Wouldn't matter if I did.
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She's clearly in the first
of the five stages of grief.
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Denial.
How do you know that stuff?
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Back in the late '60s,
I was porkin' this
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unattractive lady scientist,
Elizabeth Kubler Ross.
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I dumped her hard for no reason.
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Out of nowhere. It was awesome.
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Six months later,
she wrote a book
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about the grief it caused her.
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Anyway, in order for Hayley
to get over Jeff,
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she first has to go
through denial, then anger,
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then bargaining,
followed by depression,
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and finally acceptance.
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And then she can
be our line judge?
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Yeah. But it could
take years.
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Well, we don't have years.
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We'll just have to ram her
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through the stages
as fast as we can.
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Well, Hayley is pretty
easy to manipulate.
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I once convinced her
to go to the hospital
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by putting a piece
of glass in her neck.
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We need to find out
what you excel at!
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You're ruining
your own sweater!
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I'm Robby!
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We found it.
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We found it!
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All right!
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But... you're...
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Well, what do think?
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Will my super realistic
Steve Smith masks
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get me into a good school?
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Hey, Mom, you want
to help me shower?
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You are good at nothing.
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But there's still
minority quotas.
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Your name is Tatonka.
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Now I'm gonna jump online
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and buy you a book
on dealing blackjack.
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Aah, I can't remember
our Amazon password.
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The hint says,
"Loose stool."
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Oh, right, diarrhea!
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"D"...
um...
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Does anyone know how
to spell "diarrhea"?
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Why would you pick that word?
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It's impossible to spell.
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D-I-A-R-R-H-E-A.
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Oh, my God, you're right!
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Hey, spell...
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"Carcinogenic."
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C-A-R-C-I-N-O-G-E-N-I-C.
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Steve, you're a great speller!
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You can win the National
Spelling Bee!
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That'll get you
into a top college.
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We should probably get
this stuff off your face!
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We're down to our
last two students,
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Steve Smith and Marty Nipples.
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That is some name.
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Okay, Marty, you're up.
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Spell the word, "Buh-log-na."
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Do you mean, "bologna"?
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Quit stallin', Nipples.
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Uh...
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Time's up! Steve?
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B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
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Winner!
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Congratulations, Steve.
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You have a skill that computers
have made obsolete.
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You did it!
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Next stop:
All City Finals!
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You were awesome
up there, Steve.
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I love watching you spell.
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Speaking of spells, I think
you just cast one on me.
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My son's gonna win the
National Spelling Bee.
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Ha! That's impossible,
because Akiko is going to win.
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She's already won at her
private school in Maryland.
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And if Steve does
make it to Nationals,
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Akiko will be there
to crush him.
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No, Steve is gonna be the
one who destroys Akiko.
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Your skin is amazing; I
can't tell how old you are.
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Two households,
both alike in dignity.
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In fair Langley,
where we lay our scene.
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Shakespeare, bitches!
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No more games!
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I talked a lot of
smack to Akiko's mom.
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You have to win that
National Spelling Bee
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so that you can go
to a top college,
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and I can rub it in that
Kabuki whore's porcelain face.
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From now on, your
whole life is words.
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Hey!
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That's how you spell that?
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Hayley, I need you to understand
Jeff's not coming back.
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Never.
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He's trapped in a cage
thousands of light-years away.
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So far.
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It's hopeless.
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We'll never know
what happened to him.
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Space rape.
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He'll come back.
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Okay, we're not gonna be able
to pull her out of denial,
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so we're gonna have to
push her right into anger.
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Ya!
Ah!
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What are you doing?!
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Front wedgie!
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What the hell?!
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I will kill you!
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We did it!
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Trouble sleeping?
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Akiko!
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Oh, you scared me!
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But in a manly way.
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You came here to get away
from everything, too, huh?
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Yeah.
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Spelling can't find us here.
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That's so poetic.
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Is it?
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Yeah.
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Ugh, my mom's driving me crazy.
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Mine, too.
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But it's nice to have
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someone who understands
what you're going through.
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Well, I should go.
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If my mother finds
out I'm gone,
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she'll put me on lockdown.
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Aren't you coming?
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Yeah, I'll catch up.
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I'm just gonna sit here a bit
'cause I'm so comfortable.
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Just gonna sit here awhile until
my comfortability goes down.
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Steve, your word is "Montage."
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Akiko, spell "Montage."
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M-O-N-T-A-G-E.
M-O-N-T-A-G-E.
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Montage.
Montage.
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♪ A-B-C
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♪ Easy as one, two, three...
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♪ Simple as do, re, mi, A-B-C
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♪ One, two, three,
baby, you and me girl ♪
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♪ A-B-C ♪
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♪ Easy as one, two, three
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♪ Simple as do, re, mi.
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I can't wait to see you tomorrow
night at Nationals.
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We don't have to wait.
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I slipped my mother
a Tylenol PM.
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Let's meet at the Falls
in an hour.
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Who you talking to?!
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Uh, Snot!
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Yeah? Then what's this?
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Aah, all right, ow!
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It was Akiko!
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Did you ever think this girl's
just toying with your emotions
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to distract you
from your spelling?!
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She would never do that.
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Her whore mother would!
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Steve, if Akiko beats you
tomorrow,
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you'll never get
into a good college.
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I forbid you to see
that girl again!
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If you won't let me
be with Akiko,
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then I won't even go
to the stupid spelling bee!
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What am I doing?
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I've completely lost sight
of what's important,
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and that's your happiness.
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Steve, of course you
can go see Akiko.
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Rea-Really?
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Sure. Go have a great time
at the Falls, honey.
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I-I'm just gonna sit
here for a minute.
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Think of grandma in the shower.
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Thanks, Mom!
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Okay, now we have to
get Hayley from anger
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into the next stage:
bargaining.
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What's that?
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I don't know-- that's why we're
gonna skip that one
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and go right on to depression.
Hayley!
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What?!
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We have a little presentation
for you.
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♪ Oooh...
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♪ Somewhere
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♪ Over the rainbow
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♪ Way up high
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♪ There's a land
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♪ That I heard of
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♪ Once in a lullaby.
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Depression!
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Akiko?
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Nooooo!
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What's the matter, honey?
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Akiko blew me off.
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She said she had to...
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"rethink" her priorities.
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And that I'm not
"worth her time."
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Oh, Steve,
that's so crappy of her.
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Oh, what am I gonna do?
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Well, you have two options:
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You can fall apart like
a bitch-punk in the street,
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or you can Mark Zuckerberg
this thing.
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You think?
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Yeah.
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Any man who ever
did anything great
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was just trying to
show up some piece of ass
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who didn't give him any.
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Excuse me, Mother.
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I've got some spelling to do!
263
00:12:51,472 --> 00:12:53,139
Let me out of here!
264
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,742
Not until after
the spelling bee tomorrow.
265
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:59,879
My boy's going to a good college
and nobody's getting in his way.
266
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,214
I'm not in his way!
267
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:02,915
I love being with Steve!
268
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,918
Not according to
this note you wrote.
269
00:13:19,691 --> 00:13:20,691
All right, honey.
270
00:13:20,725 --> 00:13:21,925
Today's the day.
271
00:13:22,014 --> 00:13:25,049
You win this and you'll get
into any college you want.
272
00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:28,469
And I'm gonna destroy
the girl who destroyed me.
273
00:13:28,504 --> 00:13:31,139
R-E-V-E-N-G-E!
274
00:13:32,808 --> 00:13:35,243
Revenge, Mother.
I spelled revenge.
275
00:13:35,277 --> 00:13:37,845
If you say so.
I didn't hear a "J."
276
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,114
Now go sit in the car;
I'll be right out.
277
00:13:43,836 --> 00:13:45,636
Let me out of here!
278
00:13:45,671 --> 00:13:48,239
I'll let you out when Steve's
a national champion.
279
00:13:48,273 --> 00:13:50,475
Here's a Nintendo
to keep you busy.
280
00:13:51,777 --> 00:13:54,212
My mother says
video games are bad for you.
281
00:13:54,246 --> 00:13:56,747
Yeah, well, so is smoking
an eight ball of crack
282
00:13:56,782 --> 00:13:59,717
in 30 minutes, but that's
how long it takes.
283
00:14:02,254 --> 00:14:04,405
I've got half the Yakuza
looking for your sister.
284
00:14:04,439 --> 00:14:06,908
In the meantime, take the
bloodhounds and search the city.
285
00:14:09,261 --> 00:14:10,427
What?
286
00:14:10,445 --> 00:14:12,113
Why do you only speak Japanese?
287
00:14:12,147 --> 00:14:13,681
I don't even speak Japanese.
288
00:14:13,715 --> 00:14:16,450
Just go-- go find your sister.
289
00:14:17,553 --> 00:14:18,586
Talk to me.
290
00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:21,055
This is your cousin,
Nobu Malibu.
291
00:14:21,089 --> 00:14:22,823
I have a lock
on Akiko's location.
292
00:14:22,858 --> 00:14:25,493
She registered her name
on a Nintendo Wii system.
293
00:14:25,527 --> 00:14:28,162
Give me the address.
294
00:14:36,221 --> 00:14:37,755
Ninja!
295
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:38,856
Ninja!
296
00:14:47,966 --> 00:14:49,267
Mother?
297
00:14:49,301 --> 00:14:52,169
Scoot back, we have 20 minutes
to get you to Nationals.
298
00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:07,885
...and representing
Kentucky, Brigid Hendricks.
299
00:15:09,488 --> 00:15:12,673
From Virginia,
Steven Anita Smith.
300
00:15:14,509 --> 00:15:17,645
And from Maryland,
Akiko Yoshida.
301
00:15:22,184 --> 00:15:23,784
Akiko Yoshida.
302
00:15:23,819 --> 00:15:26,254
Miss Yoshida, going once...
303
00:15:26,288 --> 00:15:27,855
going twice...
304
00:15:27,889 --> 00:15:29,290
and...
305
00:15:29,324 --> 00:15:31,876
Hyoooo...
306
00:15:31,910 --> 00:15:34,879
Hyo sheeee...
307
00:15:34,913 --> 00:15:37,181
Look who decided to show up.
308
00:15:37,215 --> 00:15:38,916
It's not what you
think-- your mother--
309
00:15:38,951 --> 00:15:39,917
Your mother!
310
00:15:39,952 --> 00:15:41,352
Steve, let me explain--
311
00:15:41,386 --> 00:15:42,386
Your mother!
312
00:15:42,421 --> 00:15:43,938
I don't want to hear
your lame excuses!
313
00:15:43,972 --> 00:15:45,606
I don't want to look
at your stupid face!
314
00:15:45,641 --> 00:15:47,058
Fine.
315
00:15:47,092 --> 00:15:48,659
Forget it, jerk.
316
00:15:48,694 --> 00:15:50,194
I'm taking you down.
317
00:15:50,228 --> 00:15:52,396
I'm already down.
318
00:15:52,431 --> 00:15:55,199
You don't give me comfortability
problems anymore.
319
00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:56,701
Quiet, please.
320
00:15:56,735 --> 00:15:59,870
Billy Hemphall, your word is...
321
00:16:08,814 --> 00:16:11,115
This is a fight to the death.
322
00:16:11,149 --> 00:16:13,184
There's no way you can beat me.
323
00:16:13,218 --> 00:16:14,285
I'm Asian.
324
00:16:14,319 --> 00:16:16,387
This is my culture.
325
00:16:16,421 --> 00:16:20,725
Oh, Francine, are we late for
our grandson's spelling bee?
326
00:16:20,759 --> 00:16:23,194
No, Mah Mah,
it's right through there.
327
00:16:24,329 --> 00:16:25,796
Wait, you're Chinese?
328
00:16:25,831 --> 00:16:28,899
Hyooooooo!
329
00:16:36,508 --> 00:16:38,209
I got ninja-darted
in the neck,
330
00:16:38,243 --> 00:16:40,144
and while I was in the void
331
00:16:40,178 --> 00:16:41,646
between this world
and the next,
332
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:45,516
an overwhelming realization
washed over me that Jeff...
333
00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:46,817
is gone.
334
00:16:46,852 --> 00:16:48,386
And I accept that now.
335
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:49,920
Great!
336
00:16:49,955 --> 00:16:53,240
I also accept that you two jerks
337
00:16:53,275 --> 00:16:55,476
are the reason he was abducted
in the first place.
338
00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:57,545
And now, I'm taking
your shuttlecock.
339
00:16:58,447 --> 00:16:59,547
She'll be back.
340
00:16:59,581 --> 00:17:01,248
Roger...
I think you're in denial.
341
00:17:01,283 --> 00:17:02,616
No, I'm not.
342
00:17:02,651 --> 00:17:04,752
I hate you!
I've always hated you!
343
00:17:04,786 --> 00:17:06,187
If she brings back
the shuttlecock,
344
00:17:06,221 --> 00:17:07,888
I'll feed the needy, I swear.
345
00:17:07,923 --> 00:17:10,141
Oh, God, I don't think
I can face this.
346
00:17:10,175 --> 00:17:12,143
I don't want to be
around people.
347
00:17:12,177 --> 00:17:13,377
You know what?
348
00:17:13,412 --> 00:17:14,979
It is what it is.
349
00:17:15,013 --> 00:17:17,615
Roger, you just went through
the five stages of grief!
350
00:17:17,649 --> 00:17:19,583
But my species has six stages.
351
00:17:21,236 --> 00:17:22,870
Was that the sixth stage?
352
00:17:22,904 --> 00:17:24,772
Nope.
353
00:17:49,328 --> 00:17:52,149
Francine! Quit playing around
with your friend.
354
00:17:52,184 --> 00:17:55,286
It's down to two kids,
and one of them is Steve.
355
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,987
Is the other one
a Japanese girl?
356
00:17:57,022 --> 00:17:59,223
Oh, yeah.
357
00:17:59,257 --> 00:18:00,124
Bah Bah!
358
00:18:00,158 --> 00:18:01,892
I answered the question.
359
00:18:04,029 --> 00:18:06,564
Your word is... "chrysanthemum."
360
00:18:06,598 --> 00:18:08,432
Chrysanthemum.
361
00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:13,871
C-H-R-Y-S-A-N-T-H-I-M-U-M.
362
00:18:13,905 --> 00:18:15,039
Chrysanthemum.
363
00:18:15,073 --> 00:18:16,140
That is...
364
00:18:16,174 --> 00:18:17,241
incorrect.
365
00:18:20,112 --> 00:18:24,348
Steve, if you get
this next word right, you win.
366
00:18:24,382 --> 00:18:26,817
You've disgraced yourself
and your family!
367
00:18:26,852 --> 00:18:28,586
You didn't work hard enough!
368
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,321
When I think back
to all the times
369
00:18:30,355 --> 00:18:31,989
I was too lenient with you.
370
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,724
The time I let you
pet that dog!
371
00:18:33,759 --> 00:18:35,526
Well, those luxuries are over!
372
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:39,363
Steve, your word is "diarrhea."
373
00:18:39,397 --> 00:18:41,248
Steve has diarrhea.
374
00:18:41,299 --> 00:18:42,867
Steve has diarrhea!
375
00:18:42,901 --> 00:18:44,135
Diarrhea.
376
00:18:44,169 --> 00:18:47,972
D-I-A-R...
377
00:18:48,006 --> 00:18:52,443
Y-O-F-A-M-A-D-B-L-A-C-K-
W-O-M-A-N.
378
00:18:52,477 --> 00:18:53,477
Incorrect.
379
00:18:53,512 --> 00:18:55,880
The word was "diarrhea."
380
00:18:55,914 --> 00:18:59,650
You spelled
"Diary of a Mad Black Woman."
381
00:18:59,684 --> 00:19:02,219
Akiko, you are still
in the competition.
382
00:19:02,254 --> 00:19:03,370
What are you doing?!
383
00:19:03,405 --> 00:19:05,039
I know you know that word!
384
00:19:05,073 --> 00:19:07,374
Akiko needs this
more than I do.
385
00:19:07,409 --> 00:19:09,343
Her mom will hate
her if she loses.
386
00:19:09,377 --> 00:19:12,379
But you, you love me
no matter what.
387
00:19:12,414 --> 00:19:14,381
Sure I was hurt by Akiko's note,
388
00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:17,351
but her crazy, overbearing
mother drove her to it.
389
00:19:18,854 --> 00:19:21,889
You are...
such a good kid, Steve.
390
00:19:21,923 --> 00:19:23,257
And you know what?
391
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:26,727
I would rather have a son
who's a great person
392
00:19:26,761 --> 00:19:30,297
than a son who goes
to a great school.
393
00:19:31,566 --> 00:19:33,901
I wrote the note
and kidnapped Akiko.
394
00:19:33,935 --> 00:19:35,169
You what?!
395
00:19:35,203 --> 00:19:36,537
I put her in a cage.
396
00:19:36,571 --> 00:19:37,938
Mom, how could you?!
397
00:19:37,973 --> 00:19:39,740
I was so mean to her.
398
00:19:39,774 --> 00:19:44,378
I treated her like all Persian
men treat all Persian women!
399
00:19:44,412 --> 00:19:47,781
Your word is... "sacrifice."
400
00:19:51,186 --> 00:19:52,419
Sacrifice.
401
00:19:52,454 --> 00:19:56,323
S-A-C-R-I...
402
00:19:56,358 --> 00:19:59,226
K-I-S-S.
403
00:19:59,261 --> 00:20:01,629
Okay, you spelled, "sacrikiss"
404
00:20:01,663 --> 00:20:04,031
while gazing into
that boy's eyes.
405
00:20:04,065 --> 00:20:05,132
What are you doing?
406
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,800
I heard what you said
to your mom.
407
00:20:06,835 --> 00:20:08,469
You deserve to win.
408
00:20:08,503 --> 00:20:10,271
Steve, spell...
409
00:20:10,305 --> 00:20:11,272
"medicine."
410
00:20:11,306 --> 00:20:12,573
Medicine.
411
00:20:12,607 --> 00:20:15,109
M-E-D...
412
00:20:15,143 --> 00:20:20,247
E-A-S-F-A-M-I-L-Y-
R-E-U-N-I-O-N.
413
00:20:20,282 --> 00:20:23,117
Okay, that is
obviously incorrect
414
00:20:23,151 --> 00:20:26,654
because you spelled
"Medea's Family Reunion."
415
00:20:29,891 --> 00:20:32,192
Okay Steve, the word was "dog,"
416
00:20:32,227 --> 00:20:34,128
and you spelled the entire
417
00:20:34,162 --> 00:20:36,764
Arrested Development song,
"Mr. Wendell."
418
00:20:36,798 --> 00:20:39,867
So... on to Akiko.
419
00:20:39,901 --> 00:20:43,470
Akiko, your word is "A."
420
00:20:43,505 --> 00:20:44,471
Seven.
421
00:20:44,506 --> 00:20:46,173
Okay, that was a number.
422
00:20:46,207 --> 00:20:47,708
It's becoming very clear to me
423
00:20:47,742 --> 00:20:49,410
that I won't be making
my date tonight.
424
00:20:49,444 --> 00:20:53,213
We recently started having sex,
so that would've been fun.
425
00:20:53,248 --> 00:20:56,027
We've got two really
great kids here.
426
00:20:56,147 --> 00:20:57,614
We sure do.
427
00:20:57,648 --> 00:21:08,197
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