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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, USA!
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Stan, what are you doing home?
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It's only 4:00.
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They all went bowling.
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Who did?
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Bullock and his Inner Circle.
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Well, why don't you ask to be
in the Inner Circle?
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I did.
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Sir?
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Smith, what are you doing here?
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Can I be in the Inner Circle?
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No! And shut the door.
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Taxpayers are paying top dollar
for this wind.
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All the agents in
the Inner Circle
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were flying like
birds, Francine,
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and I was just standing
there on the ground,
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like a stupid mammal.
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Well, I don't think
you're a mammal.
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Morning, guys.
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Morning? You
better be talking
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about former Charlotte
Hornet Alonzo Mourning,
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because it's 4:00
in the afternoon.
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You can't possibly
just be getting up.
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Whatevs.
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Mom, hands, eggs, make.
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You, hold it right there.
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You, make your own eggs.
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You, stay beautiful.
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I don't know how to make eggs.
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Mom always makes my breakfast.
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Oh, my God.
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You can't make food,
you sleep all day,
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you barely form
complete sentences.
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What are you talking me at?
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You have no survival skills.
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Oh, don't be so overdramatic.
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Someday, we are
gonna die, Francine.
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You sooner than me, probably,
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with all that string
cheese you eat,
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but we're both gonna go,
and when we do,
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this girl right here is not
qualified to be anything
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other than a stripper
or a crack whore
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or a-a...
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Oh, I was sure
there was a third.
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Uh, stripper, crack
whore, grocery bagger?
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No, no, that's a
noble profession.
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I have plenty
of survival skills.
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The prove it.
Effective immediately,
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you are gonna start paying
rent around here, young lady.
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How am I supposed
to afford that?
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You've got survival
skills; figure it out.
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Go be something other than
a stripper or a crack whore
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or a-a... or a...
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Oh, God, that is so annoying.
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Uh, stay-at-home mom.
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It was right in front
of me the whole time.
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Thanks for the bartending job,
Roger.
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My dad is insisting I pay rent.
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I don't blame him.
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Somebody's got to pay
for all this neon,
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and it's not gonna be me.
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All my money goes to
experimental VD treatments.
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Anyway, now that
you're a bartender,
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people are gonna share a
lot of things with you,
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and the better listener you are,
the better tips you'll get.
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Except for Carlos.
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He's gonna offer you a tip.
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You don't want that tip.
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That tip is connected
to his body.
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I am so excited to
share Das Boot with you.
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This is the greatest
German movie of all time.
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If you don't count
the Hindenburg footage.
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What's so funny?
They're just eating dinner.
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It's a reference to Das Kleines
Madchen und Der Zwergenhafter.
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The Little Girl
and the Little Person?
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No idea.
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What?
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You don't know
the famous German fairy tale
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The Little Girl
and the Little Person?
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You can't fully
appreciate this movie
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without knowing this story.
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Once upon a time,
there was a little girl
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with hair as golden
as sauerkraut.
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Das Madchen was taking
her beloved schnauzer
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for a walk one day,
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when she came
upon a little person
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toiling in the fields.
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Why am I the little girl?
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And why am I
the little person?
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Because German kinder
do what they're told!
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Now shut up and listen!
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Suddenly, the little person
saw an eagle
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soaring overhead.
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Achtung, an eagle.
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The little girl cowered,
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since we all know
what natural sworn enemies
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schnauzers and eagles are.
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Wait, why schnauzers and eagles
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be natural sworn enemies?
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What?!
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You don't know the
story of the schnauzer
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who stole the eagle's worm?
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Well, now I have to tell
you that story first,
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because you can't
get the other story
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without knowing this story.
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Once upon a time...
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Oh, God.
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Stan, I know you want Hayley
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to learn to take care
of herself,
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but is Roger's bar
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the healthiest environment
for her?
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Will you go up there
and see if she's okay?
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Spy on Hayley? Sure.
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It's been years
since I've gone undercover.
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Let me refresh myself
on my special skills.
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Oye, dis'll be as easy
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as rolling a spliff
in Kingston Town, mon.
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How do you do that, man?
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Good Lord, Francine is right.
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I can't let Hayley work here.
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Want to know
what I really think?
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Agents don't have
any style anymore.
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If some agent today were
to have the sense of élan
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to walk into my office
wearing a pocket square,
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what I wouldn't do for that man.
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Maybe even let him
into the Inner Circle?
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I'll have another.
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And pour one for yourself.
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Sorry, on the clock.
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Ah, but I insist.
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Okay, why not?
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Don't get too drunk, Avery.
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I know you're a guy
with a lot of secrets,
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and, you know, loose lips.
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You're my bartender.
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If I can't share
with you, who can I?
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I might even tell you
my favorite animal.
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I'll give you a hint.
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Meow.
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Francine, what the hell
is a pocket square?
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What?
It's a decorative kerchief.
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Who cares?
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How was the bar?
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Is Hayley gonna be okay
working up there?
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Huh? Oh, oh, great bar.
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Great bar, classy bar.
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Free drinks for everyone
who saw him threaten me.
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Great bar.
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All right, pocket square,
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time to work your magic.
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This is Rihanna.
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This is Katy Perry.
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This is Selena Gomez.
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All right, that completes
today's hotties.
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Smith,
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this meeting
doesn't concern you.
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If we need...
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to use
a harsh tone there.
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Would you step
into my office, please?
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We're not to be disturbed.
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Unless you see something
funny on YouTube.
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Smith, I had no idea you
rock it in the pocket.
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Feast your eyes.
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You like pocket squares, too?
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I do. In fact,
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the first time I wore one,
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I was at Buzz Aldrin's
bachelor party.
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Oh, you're not in
the Inner Circle,
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but keep up the good work.
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Sir, come quick.
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Some frat boys put sunglasses
on a bulldog,
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and he's walking around
to "Bad to the Bone."
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They're pulling
him in a wagon now!
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Hayley?
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Hey, button-nose,
time to get up.
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Got to get ready for work.
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Not feeling so good.
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So, listen,
I couldn't help but notice
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that Bullock was in the bar
last night.
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Any fun stories or anything?
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Dad, I can't tell you that.
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Bartender's code.
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Oh, no, no, of course.
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You don't need to tell me
about codes.
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Morse, da Vinci,
I follow them all.
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Now get up.
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Important people need
to unload their secrets on you.
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But I'm-I'm just
so hungover.
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Bullock's there every night,
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and he always insists
that I drink with him.
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Oh, maybe I should just
get a different job.
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What? Oh, no, no, no.
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Come on now,
that's where you're working.
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Now, let's not have
any silly talk
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of you quitting that job.
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Quitting is for Realtors
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before they become Realtors.
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I'll leave you with that.
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And so the Frog King
said to the Burgermeister...
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At long last,
Herr Frederick,
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what gift have you
brought for me?
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The only gift I have, mein King,
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is the gift of Liebenspiel.
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The end.
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I know I'm gonna regret this,
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but what exactly is Liebenspiel?
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What?!
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You don't know the
meaning of Liebenspiel?
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Stop asking questions!
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We've been listening
to these stupid stories forever.
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I can't take another day
off school.
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Hey, button-nose.
Now, don't worry.
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I'm not gonna ask you to
break the bartender's code.
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I just thought I'd
bring you some flowers
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to show how proud I am of you.
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Don't water these.
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Aw, thank you.
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That's very thoughtful of you.
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Hayley, are you drunk?
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Hey, I'm just doing
what you told me to do.
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I'm doing my job.
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Well, maybe your mother's right.
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Maybe this isn't the healthiest
environment for you.
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You should quit.
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Hello.
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But you're clearly
too legit to quit.
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Hey, hey!
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Barkeep, line them up.
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Hayley, did I ever tell you
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about the time I murdered
the entire Bolshoi ballet?
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It was also the weekend
I discovered Crocs.
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And now I'd like to welcome
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the newest member
of our Inner Circle,
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Stan Smith.
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That means you're out,
Quackenbush.
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Well, we got the chair right.
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There's just the small matter
of the ceiling.
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Hayley?
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I knew this was a mistake.
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Hayley, get up!
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I am showing
Dad I'm responsible.
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When did I eat vomit?
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Hayley, you have a problem!
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Oh, you want to go, bitch?
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Let's go!
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Ooh, shiny!
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Hey, that's my badass Stingray!
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Hayley, are you okay?!
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Lucky she's drunk.
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When you're drunk,
your body goes limp
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so you don't get hurt when you fall.
Really?
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Oh, yeah, that's how Gary Busey
did all his own stunts.
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Hayley, stop!
Please come back!
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Nice...
Nice...
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My bumper car's not working.
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Lucky you were drunk.
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When you're drunk,
your body goes limp
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and you don't get hurt
when you crash.
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00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:00,792
Really?
263
00:12:00,826 --> 00:12:03,628
Yeah, that's how
I did my stunts.
264
00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:11,002
Hey, you stepped in
something, Quackenbush!
265
00:12:13,472 --> 00:12:14,505
Hello?
266
00:12:14,540 --> 00:12:16,274
Stan, Hayley's in rehab.
267
00:12:16,308 --> 00:12:18,443
Hayley's in rehab?! Hold on.
268
00:12:18,477 --> 00:12:19,777
I'm in the Inner Circle,
269
00:12:19,812 --> 00:12:21,379
Hayley's out of the house.
270
00:12:21,413 --> 00:12:22,413
There's no downside.
271
00:12:22,448 --> 00:12:23,881
Wait-- whose car did she crash?
272
00:12:23,916 --> 00:12:25,049
Roger's.
Great, bye.
273
00:12:25,084 --> 00:12:29,020
Rehab, eh?
274
00:12:31,557 --> 00:12:33,958
Hey, we'd like to rent Das Boot.
275
00:12:33,993 --> 00:12:35,827
Whoa! That's so weird.
276
00:12:35,861 --> 00:12:37,362
Some orange dude
just came in here
277
00:12:37,396 --> 00:12:40,098
and rented our last two copies.
278
00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:44,135
Klaus! We just wanted
to watch the movie
279
00:12:44,169 --> 00:12:47,071
without having to listen
to all your Germanic folktales.
280
00:12:47,106 --> 00:12:50,575
Yes, you two always try
to take the easy way out.
281
00:12:50,609 --> 00:12:54,278
Just like the story of Die
Krankenschwester und Der Augenblick.
282
00:12:54,313 --> 00:12:55,613
What's that story?
283
00:12:55,647 --> 00:12:57,048
What?!
284
00:12:57,082 --> 00:12:58,883
Stoner video clerk,
285
00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:00,785
you don't know the story of
286
00:13:00,819 --> 00:13:03,054
Die Krankenschwester
und Der Augenblick?!
287
00:13:04,590 --> 00:13:07,392
Bro. Bro, bro,
bro, bro...
288
00:13:07,426 --> 00:13:08,793
are you Nemo?
289
00:13:08,827 --> 00:13:11,629
People are looking for you, bro.
290
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:16,801
Attention, Inner Circle.
291
00:13:16,835 --> 00:13:19,037
Hayley Smith has
just entered rehab.
292
00:13:19,071 --> 00:13:20,238
This is her.
293
00:13:20,272 --> 00:13:21,906
She has classified intel.
294
00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:24,542
I have no idea
how she obtained it,
295
00:13:24,576 --> 00:13:26,577
but as part of her treatment,
296
00:13:26,612 --> 00:13:28,579
she'll no doubt be forced
to open up
297
00:13:28,614 --> 00:13:30,681
to a bunch
of loose-lipped drunks.
298
00:13:30,716 --> 00:13:33,618
Therefore,
she must be eliminated.
299
00:13:34,953 --> 00:13:36,220
Oh, right, Smith.
300
00:13:36,255 --> 00:13:38,756
Still not used to you being in
the Inner Circle.
301
00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:42,326
Of course we won't be
killing your daughter.
302
00:13:42,361 --> 00:13:44,362
Just a little joke there.
303
00:13:44,396 --> 00:13:47,398
But seriously, could
you leave the room?
304
00:13:47,433 --> 00:13:48,933
Uh... sure.
305
00:13:48,967 --> 00:13:50,501
No problem.
306
00:13:51,537 --> 00:13:53,304
I was joking about joking.
307
00:13:53,338 --> 00:13:56,507
The killing of Hayley Smith
is very much on.
308
00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:59,110
I'll tell you what
else is still on...
309
00:13:59,144 --> 00:14:02,080
our afternoon pants trading.
310
00:14:02,114 --> 00:14:03,948
Gentlemen?
311
00:14:05,484 --> 00:14:07,285
Can I get your underpants, too?
312
00:14:07,319 --> 00:14:09,520
Mine are... kinda gross.
313
00:14:14,676 --> 00:14:15,854
I need to see my daughter!
314
00:14:15,974 --> 00:14:16,760
I'm sorry, sir,
315
00:14:16,887 --> 00:14:18,788
I'm afraid it's patients only
beyond this point.
316
00:14:18,822 --> 00:14:20,189
Oh, what am I talking about?
317
00:14:20,224 --> 00:14:22,625
I don't have a daughter.
I'm drunk! I need help!
318
00:14:22,659 --> 00:14:24,327
There's no way I should
be behind the wheel!
319
00:14:24,361 --> 00:14:27,163
Listen to how I'm
slurring my words.
320
00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:29,031
Sir, that's
not convincing at all.
321
00:14:29,066 --> 00:14:31,234
I'm telling you, I'm a menace!
322
00:14:31,268 --> 00:14:32,468
Argh!
323
00:14:32,503 --> 00:14:33,903
Sir, now you're
just doing a pirate.
324
00:14:33,937 --> 00:14:35,338
Damn it!
325
00:14:53,824 --> 00:14:55,024
That's it!
326
00:14:55,058 --> 00:14:58,227
Now get in there,
ya drunk son of a bitch!
327
00:15:01,198 --> 00:15:03,933
Hey, aren't you The Most
Interesting Man in the World?
328
00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:05,268
What are you doing here?
329
00:15:05,302 --> 00:15:07,036
I don't always drink beer,
330
00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:10,072
but when I do,
I drink to excess.
331
00:15:10,107 --> 00:15:11,741
Dad?
Hayley?
332
00:15:11,775 --> 00:15:13,843
Oh, my God! I just
remembered why I'm here!
333
00:15:13,877 --> 00:15:16,779
Oh, good. Then perhaps you could
share it with the rest of us.
334
00:15:16,813 --> 00:15:18,548
Dr. Penguin?
What are you doing here?
335
00:15:18,582 --> 00:15:19,815
I run this group.
336
00:15:19,850 --> 00:15:21,570
I've had my own issues
with substance abuse,
337
00:15:21,585 --> 00:15:23,786
and the cash I make
from this gig helps me
338
00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:25,087
to continue to have them.
339
00:15:25,122 --> 00:15:27,590
So... Stan,
why are you here?
340
00:15:27,624 --> 00:15:30,193
Because my daughter knows all
these secrets about the CIA,
341
00:15:30,227 --> 00:15:32,061
and they're sending people
to have her killed!
342
00:15:32,095 --> 00:15:33,696
What?!
That's right!
343
00:15:33,730 --> 00:15:35,331
We have to get you out of here!
344
00:15:35,365 --> 00:15:37,166
Stan, look at me.
Why are you here?
345
00:15:37,201 --> 00:15:38,267
I just told you!
346
00:15:38,302 --> 00:15:40,836
Stan...
why are you here?
347
00:15:45,108 --> 00:15:47,210
Because I'm no good.
348
00:15:47,244 --> 00:15:49,745
I pushed my daughter
to become a drunk
349
00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:52,281
just so I could
get ahead at work.
350
00:15:52,316 --> 00:15:54,383
And I didn't even prepare
her for life.
351
00:15:54,418 --> 00:15:56,219
She can't even take care
of herself!
352
00:15:56,253 --> 00:16:00,022
I'm a terrible father!
353
00:16:00,057 --> 00:16:01,991
There we go.
354
00:16:02,025 --> 00:16:04,227
Dad, that's not true.
355
00:16:04,261 --> 00:16:05,861
You're a great father.
356
00:16:05,896 --> 00:16:08,564
Oh, you're just saying that
because you're so stupid.
357
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:11,033
See, people?
358
00:16:11,068 --> 00:16:13,302
We're all about
breaking down walls here.
359
00:16:14,504 --> 00:16:15,771
Go, go, go!
360
00:16:15,806 --> 00:16:17,473
No, stop, stop, stop!
361
00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:20,743
Tell me, friend, how did breaking
down that wall make you feel?
362
00:16:20,777 --> 00:16:22,912
Sir, I don't have time for...
363
00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:30,820
If only I could have broken
down the wall between me and my ex,
364
00:16:30,854 --> 00:16:33,422
I might still see my kids!
365
00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:35,791
Oh, God.
366
00:16:35,826 --> 00:16:38,327
They call Ron "Dad".
367
00:16:38,362 --> 00:16:40,596
This is good.
This is healthy.
368
00:16:40,631 --> 00:16:41,998
I'm creating a connection.
369
00:16:42,032 --> 00:16:43,199
And a diversion.
370
00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:45,501
Run, you idiot!
371
00:16:58,749 --> 00:17:00,216
This way!
372
00:17:06,156 --> 00:17:07,690
Hayley, what did you do?
373
00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:09,058
We have nowhere to go!
374
00:17:09,092 --> 00:17:10,660
Yes, we do.
We're gonna drink this,
375
00:17:10,694 --> 00:17:12,862
and then we're gonna
jump off the roof,
376
00:17:12,896 --> 00:17:15,364
but we're gonna be fine,
because our bodies'll go limp.
377
00:17:15,399 --> 00:17:16,699
This is a terrible idea.
378
00:17:16,733 --> 00:17:19,268
Drink, drink,
drink, drink, drink!
379
00:17:21,405 --> 00:17:24,040
This was,
this was a great idea!
380
00:17:24,074 --> 00:17:25,841
I know, right?!
381
00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:35,651
Ooh, grab-grab that cab.
382
00:17:39,756 --> 00:17:42,391
Hey, so what's the
craziest thing you ever...
383
00:17:42,426 --> 00:17:44,493
has ever happened in this cab?
384
00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:46,862
So-so how many
hours did...? Sir?
385
00:17:46,897 --> 00:17:48,597
How many, how long ago
when you...?
386
00:17:56,173 --> 00:17:59,008
Did the cabbie survive?
387
00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:02,745
No. The damn fool
was driving sober!
388
00:18:04,314 --> 00:18:06,415
We gotta find a place to hide!
389
00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:07,950
We-we need a parade.
390
00:18:07,984 --> 00:18:09,719
When-when's
Chinese New Year?
391
00:18:09,753 --> 00:18:11,954
Or we could just go
in that Dumpster.
392
00:18:17,361 --> 00:18:19,228
Mmm, do you smell that?
393
00:18:19,262 --> 00:18:21,831
Oh, my God,
this must be the Dumpster
394
00:18:21,865 --> 00:18:24,066
for a pancake house.
395
00:18:25,202 --> 00:18:27,336
Mmm. How good are these?
396
00:18:27,371 --> 00:18:28,571
So... good.
397
00:18:28,605 --> 00:18:30,206
Oh, my God, I had...
398
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,007
My friend went to Vegas once,
399
00:18:32,042 --> 00:18:33,943
and he said that he has found,
400
00:18:33,977 --> 00:18:37,580
he found a place with, that has,
like, the best pancakes.
401
00:18:39,816 --> 00:18:42,251
Hey, it's the guys
from your office!
402
00:18:42,285 --> 00:18:43,819
Oh, right!
403
00:18:46,923 --> 00:18:49,458
Leave it!
We don't have time!
404
00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:59,235
You know what's crazy?
405
00:18:59,269 --> 00:19:02,938
This already happened
for people in Europe.
406
00:19:05,942 --> 00:19:07,309
We're trapped!
407
00:19:07,344 --> 00:19:08,978
I'm really scared.
408
00:19:09,012 --> 00:19:11,981
See, this is why you should
never eat lobsters.
409
00:19:12,015 --> 00:19:13,315
Why?
410
00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:16,819
'Cause-'cause they get,
they get caught in a trap.
411
00:19:16,853 --> 00:19:19,422
I'm sorry it had
to come to this, Smith.
412
00:19:19,456 --> 00:19:21,424
All right, Hayley,
where do you want it?
413
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,359
In the face.
Yeah!
414
00:19:23,393 --> 00:19:26,495
But before you do this,
you might be interested
415
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:29,765
to know that I wrote down
all those dirty little secrets
416
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,867
that you told me at the bar:
417
00:19:31,902 --> 00:19:35,504
the Nepal slaughter,
the Copenhagen incident,
418
00:19:35,539 --> 00:19:37,640
the nuclear war in Chicago.
419
00:19:37,674 --> 00:19:39,642
We can't let that get out!
420
00:19:39,676 --> 00:19:42,978
It's all in a manila envelope
with strict instructions
421
00:19:43,013 --> 00:19:44,947
that if anything happens to me,
422
00:19:44,981 --> 00:19:48,217
it will be released to every
major newspaper in America!
423
00:19:48,251 --> 00:19:49,552
So?
424
00:19:49,586 --> 00:19:50,786
And to the Internet.
425
00:19:54,658 --> 00:19:57,626
Well played, young Smith.
426
00:19:57,661 --> 00:19:59,261
As for you, old Smith,
427
00:19:59,296 --> 00:20:01,130
you're out of the Inner Circle.
428
00:20:01,164 --> 00:20:03,332
Please forget
the Wi-Fi password.
429
00:20:05,435 --> 00:20:06,936
That was amazing!
430
00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:09,305
Hayley, do you realize
what this means?
431
00:20:09,339 --> 00:20:12,675
It means you can
take care of yourself!
432
00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:14,643
You're gonna be just
fine after all!
433
00:20:14,678 --> 00:20:15,878
I told you!
434
00:20:15,912 --> 00:20:17,446
Ah, button-nose.
435
00:20:18,715 --> 00:20:20,082
You ready to go home?
436
00:20:20,116 --> 00:20:21,317
You bet.
437
00:20:30,983 --> 00:20:32,595
Hi, I'm Nicholas Vanderbilt,
438
00:20:32,629 --> 00:20:34,063
the actor who plays Stan Smith.
439
00:20:34,097 --> 00:20:35,831
And I'm Kate Fagan, aka Hayley.
440
00:20:35,866 --> 00:20:37,766
You know, we've had
some fun tonight
441
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,368
suggesting drunken people
are less likely
442
00:20:39,402 --> 00:20:41,370
to be injured
in falls and crashes.
443
00:20:41,404 --> 00:20:43,639
The dark reality is
that alcohol makes
444
00:20:43,673 --> 00:20:45,908
each of these far more
likely... and deadly.
445
00:20:45,942 --> 00:20:48,244
So, please, if you're going
to crash a car
446
00:20:48,278 --> 00:20:50,665
or jump off a building,
do it sober.
447
00:20:50,785 --> 00:20:51,682
Hang in there.
448
00:20:51,802 --> 00:20:53,382
You are loved and
you are special.
449
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:54,685
Good night.
450
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,521
That was amazing!
451
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:05,889
And so much more meaningful
452
00:21:05,923 --> 00:21:07,203
with all the
cultural references.
453
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,258
I told you.
454
00:21:08,292 --> 00:21:10,760
There's only one thing
I don't understand.
455
00:21:10,795 --> 00:21:12,996
Why were they all fighting
in the first place?
456
00:21:13,030 --> 00:21:15,031
Yeah. What-what was
that all about?
457
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,500
What?! You don't know why
458
00:21:17,535 --> 00:21:20,937
the Americans and Germans were
fighting in World War II?!
459
00:21:20,971 --> 00:21:23,940
Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
460
00:21:23,974 --> 00:21:25,442
Nobody knows.
461
00:21:25,476 --> 00:21:27,510
Bye! Have a beautiful time.