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And now, dickie dobbins,
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With the channel 3
doppler 12,000
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Accu-climate
weather-plus forecast.
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We got more record heat
movin' in.
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My guess is it's from eurasia,
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Or even, possibly,
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Thedarkcontinent.
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That's where miss maisie
comes from.
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She raised me.
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Jesus, dickie.
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It's -- it's important
to remember
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Old dickie comes
from a different era.
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Right, terry?
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Oh, that's right.
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Sometimes i forget
that he's gone.
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As the week-long
beat wave continues --
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Beat wave?
What's a beat wave?
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As the heatwave --
sorry -- continues --
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I just hate
seeing greg like this.
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Guy's been a mess
ever since terry
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Dumped him and left town
to follow 311 on tour.
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You know what?
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Greg needs a new man
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And i'm gonna
help him find one.
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Why?
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Because that's
what you do for friends.
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At least, that's what
ido for friends.
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In high school, my nickname
was superfriend.
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Actually,
it was supermouth.
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Actually, it was
suckmachine.
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They called me
stan the man.
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There was a girl
in my class named stan.
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Aah!
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Just a little
more pepper.
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Greg's coming
up the driveway!
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Aah! Aaaaaaah!
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We're pumping him
for information
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About his perfect guy,
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So we can find someone
to set him up with.
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It's actually
the perfect temperature.
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Can someone toss me a tecate?
I'll tell you
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What my perfect man
would be, if i was gay.
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He'd have smooth,
soft skin;
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Long, shiny hair;
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A narrow waist
and wide hips,
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Forming the shape
of an hourglass.
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Pouty lips,
big doe eyes.
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A musical,
high-pitched voice.
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Large, supple, breast-like
pectoral muscles.
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And huge balls.
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Something you can really
grab onto.
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Stan!
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Oh, we're
at dinner now.
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Thank you so much
for having me.
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It's nice to get out
of the house.
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Our pleasure.
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Now, what would you
like for dessert,
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Abearclaw
or atwink-ie?
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Or maybe
asiandessert?
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We haven't even
eaten dinner yet.
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Okay, then,
let's start with salad.
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Would you like your
dressing on thetop
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Of your salad,
or on the bottom?
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How would you put it
on the bottom?
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Okay, what are you two
up to?
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All right.
The truth is,
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We were trying
to figure out your type,
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So we could set you up.
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You just seem so down,
ever since terry left.
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Oh.
That's sweet of you.
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I admit, i do miss terry,
as a life partner,
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But, to be honest,
i miss him more, right now,
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As a work partner.
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I'm -- i'm sorry.
That -- that probably
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Didn't exactly warrant
a spit-take.
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Kind of jumped the gun
there. Go on.
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What makes a reporter,
journalistic integrity?
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Ha!
It's the banter!
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But you can't just plug anybody
into that other chair.
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You need chemistry
and chemistry is hard.
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Tell me about it.
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I burned down my school
in chemistry class.
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My school experience
was prettyflaming,too,
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If you know what i mean.
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I bet you were quite
the firestarter.
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Just call me
young drew barrymore.
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You're not the only one
who liked
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"riding in cars
with boys."
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"charlie's angels"!
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"charlie's angels 2"!
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"home fries"!
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francine,
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Do you realize
what we're doing?
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We're bantering.
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Would you come fill in
in terry's old seat?
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Just until we find
a permanent replacement.
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I don't know, greg.
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I'm not really up
on current events.
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I get most of my news
off snapple caps.
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Please, francine.
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To help a friend.
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Sounds like a job
for suckmachine.
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How'd you know
my high school nickname?
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Hey, check out what
we found in the basement.
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You walk in,
without knocking,
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Like a bunch of duprees?
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It's my old
dream phone game.
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It's so dumb.
You try to figure out
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Which cute boy
has a crush on you.
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We thought it'd be fun
to play as a goof.
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Doesn't sound fun.
Sounds lame.
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But i guess i'll do it,
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'cause i got
nothing else to do.
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But it sounds boring.
I'm gonna be bored.
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I was right.
This is boring.
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I'm bored. I think i'm
just about ready to --
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who is that?!
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dylan.
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hello?
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Your crush loves pizza.
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That could be dylan.
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We like
all the same things.
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Dylan likes the mall.
I like the mall.
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Oh, my god.
Is he
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The one?
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I'd sing you
the second verse,
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But it gets pretty
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Explicit.
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And remember, we are
the news of langley falls.
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Without us, people making dinner
won't know who's been murdered!
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Good evening.
I'm greg corbin.
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And i'm francine smith.
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Our top story tonight --
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17 alligators
were set loose today
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When an oak tree fell on a fence
at the langley falls gator farm.
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Dickie,
i bet you were around
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When that oak tree
was planted.
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Huh?
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Planted?
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Dickie was around when
the oak tree was invented.
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looks like those gators
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Aren't the only ones
who bite.
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Chomp, chomp.
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Her banter is beautiful.
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Oh, she's good.
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Real good.
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Toogood.
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This will end
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Poorly.
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Raven!
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She's so raven.
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Real raven.
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Tooraven.
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This will end
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Poorly.
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Thank you.
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This is the first
and last step
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To opening
my dry cleaning business.
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So, we eat here
for free?
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I never realized
being the husband
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Of a local news celeb
would be so sweet!
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Ah, the perks are nice,
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I'm doing all this
to help greg.
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Complimentary order of
shrimp enchiladas. Mwah!
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The veins in the shrimp
are -- how you say?
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Bursting with turds tonight.
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That's exactly
how you say it, miguel.
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One more call,
and i'll zero in
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On the identity
of the landline strangler.
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I've crafted my own narrative
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To enhance my enjoyment
of the game.
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Now, talk to me, you sicko!
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Who are you talking to?
Is it dylan?
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Keep your paws off him,
you slut!
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Your crush hates the mall.
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Hates the mall?
It's not dylan.
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We're resetting.
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Roger, you can't just
keep resetting the game
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Every time,
until you get dylan.
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I don't see why you're
so hung up on dylan, anyway.
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Tyler is clearly the cutest
of the dream boys.
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Hell, i'd even take
wayne over dylan.
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You have six seconds
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To suck
those filthy words back
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Inside your rotten
little mouth.
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Damn it, roger.
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This isn't even
a real person, okay?
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This is just some model who
posed for a picture in 1994.
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It's -- it's insane
to have a crush
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On a fake person
on a fake phone.
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you're right.
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The sane thing to do is
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Track down the model
who posed for the card
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And go on a road trip
to meet him.
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Exactly.
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I know i like you, dylan.
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Of course, that was back
when it was okay
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To bring a crossbow
on a bus.
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This just in -- channel 3's
own dickie dobbins has...
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Died?
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Of a stroke.
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I didn't know
you could die from that.
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I thought it just
made you talk funny.
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Ah, i had
a stroke, see?
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We always poke fun
at dickie, sure, but,
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I never thought we'd --
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Lose him.
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Greg?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Heaven just got one hell
of a weather angel.
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Or, if the allegations
that followed dickie
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His entire life
turn out to have been true,
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Hell just got one angel
of a weather demon.
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And...We're...Out.
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Thank you, francine.
That --
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That was wonderful.
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You just
got in the zone.
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It was like there was
no one else at the desk.
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Oh!
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
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Who ever heard of one person
anchoring the news?
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But do ya think?
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So i had the sassiest
waiter the other day.
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Oh, i'll tell you how i
feel about sassy waiters.
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"homey don't play
around wit' dat."
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Remember that,
the black clown?
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Anyway.
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If i was that
hang-glide instructor,
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I'd have just cut
that big boy loose.
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Well, i --
oh, we're gonna get calls
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On that one, aren't we?
I-i once --
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Oh, behave, francine.
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Man, francine really
ain't letting you
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Get a word in
edgewise, is she?
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Oh, she's just doing
her part to be helpful.
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And you know
what they say --
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"there's no i in team."
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No!
I don't know that,
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'cause i never learned
to read!
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Aah-aah!
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Why do we have
this room?!
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So they've got
a killer new
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Verde shrimp chimichanga
down at larry's.
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I was thinking maybe
you could work in
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A plug
on the show today.
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I'm not gonna
compromise the news
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To make you a hero
at loco larry's.
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This isn't about you.
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And it's not about me.
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It's about greg.
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Now, i really need to do
my vocal warmups.
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00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:01,909
What's going on?
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00:11:01,945 --> 00:11:03,244
We've finally got
a new weather guy
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00:11:03,279 --> 00:11:05,880
To replace dickie --
memphis stormfront.
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00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,582
From channel 6
in raleigh-durham.
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00:11:07,617 --> 00:11:09,517
They say he gives
great banter.
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00:11:09,552 --> 00:11:11,519
and that he's
got his eye on the anchor desk.
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He might be just the guy
to be greg's
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Permanent co-anchor,
fool!
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Why are you doing that?
261
00:11:16,226 --> 00:11:20,561
I love gossi-i-i-p!
262
00:11:27,237 --> 00:11:29,604
We have a new member
of the channel 3 team
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00:11:29,639 --> 00:11:31,105
And we're
about to find out
264
00:11:31,141 --> 00:11:33,574
"weather" he's
any good at his job.
265
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,510
A job, by the way,
266
00:11:35,545 --> 00:11:38,179
That can be done better
by a free phone app.
267
00:11:38,214 --> 00:11:39,480
Memphis.
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00:11:39,516 --> 00:11:42,617
"appy" to prove you wrong,
there, francine.
269
00:11:42,652 --> 00:11:46,988
I'd also happily help you
find a phone made after 1998.
270
00:11:47,023 --> 00:11:48,423
Hey, no fair!
That's just a backup
271
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,124
Until her beeper gets
out of the shop.
272
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,959
Ooh! Burn!
273
00:11:51,995 --> 00:11:54,128
Um, uh --
274
00:11:54,164 --> 00:11:55,196
I --
275
00:11:55,231 --> 00:11:57,031
Ch-chimichanga.
276
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,666
Turning to the five-day
forecast.
277
00:11:58,701 --> 00:12:01,002
I haven't felt this kind of
on-air chemistry since terry.
278
00:12:01,037 --> 00:12:03,004
I think he's the one.
Isn't this great?
279
00:12:03,039 --> 00:12:04,639
You'll be able
to go back to your
280
00:12:04,674 --> 00:12:06,674
Whatever you do with your days.
Crank up the ac.
281
00:12:09,079 --> 00:12:10,211
My lokey!
282
00:12:10,246 --> 00:12:12,447
I want that
weather punk gone!
283
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:16,451
I just heard
you got memphis fired?
284
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,686
He was dead weight,
ratings poison.
285
00:12:18,721 --> 00:12:20,521
A real ray donovan.
286
00:12:20,557 --> 00:12:22,190
I was looking out
for ya.
287
00:12:22,225 --> 00:12:24,559
Look, you've been such
a good friend to me,
288
00:12:24,594 --> 00:12:26,961
So, speaking
as your good friend,
289
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,596
I think your love
of the limelight
290
00:12:28,631 --> 00:12:30,198
Is clouding
your judgment.
291
00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:32,166
Oh. Wow!
292
00:12:32,202 --> 00:12:34,435
Thank you
for helping me realize
293
00:12:34,471 --> 00:12:36,671
what an ingrate you are.
294
00:12:36,706 --> 00:12:38,272
Francine,
you're hurting me!
295
00:12:38,308 --> 00:12:39,674
Iget the viewers.
296
00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:41,676
Imake the news fun.
297
00:12:41,711 --> 00:12:44,178
And i do it all
to helpyou!
298
00:12:44,214 --> 00:12:45,346
Well, you're gonna have
a hard time
299
00:12:45,381 --> 00:12:47,949
Helping me,
because me quits!
300
00:12:49,052 --> 00:12:50,284
Wait, wait!
301
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,652
Greg, come back!
302
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,122
I didn't mean
what i said.
303
00:12:54,157 --> 00:12:56,424
I've never seen
"ray donovan."
304
00:12:56,459 --> 00:12:58,259
It could be
a good show.
305
00:12:58,294 --> 00:13:00,728
I don't know.
We don't get showtime.
306
00:13:00,763 --> 00:13:02,363
Everything else i said
stands.
307
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,471
Stupid, ungrateful greg.
308
00:13:10,507 --> 00:13:13,341
I guess some friends just
don't want to be helped.
309
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,263
Oh, my god!
310
00:13:35,298 --> 00:13:36,597
I was so busy,
311
00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:38,466
Telling myself
i was helping greg,
312
00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:40,768
I couldn't see how much
i was hurting him.
313
00:13:40,804 --> 00:13:43,237
Oh, we need
to make this right.
314
00:13:43,273 --> 00:13:45,940
Are you okay, losing
your loco larry's perks?
315
00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:47,909
Hey, helping greg
is more important
316
00:13:47,944 --> 00:13:49,744
Than eating
16 burritos a day,
317
00:13:49,779 --> 00:13:50,912
Every day of the week.
318
00:13:50,947 --> 00:13:52,280
Also, my --
319
00:13:52,315 --> 00:13:53,481
My colon came out.
320
00:13:53,516 --> 00:13:54,549
What?
321
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:55,850
M-my colon came out.
322
00:13:55,885 --> 00:13:57,852
I-i looked it up online
and it is reversible.
323
00:13:57,887 --> 00:13:59,821
Greg and memphis
are so clearly
324
00:13:59,856 --> 00:14:01,589
Right for each other.
325
00:14:01,624 --> 00:14:04,292
We need to get 'em
back together.
326
00:14:04,327 --> 00:14:05,793
Andback on the air.
327
00:14:05,829 --> 00:14:07,428
Easier said than done.
328
00:14:07,464 --> 00:14:08,796
Mm-mm-mm.
329
00:14:08,832 --> 00:14:10,865
Greg's done with tv.
Runs a cake shop now.
330
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:13,835
Greg might not be
331
00:14:13,870 --> 00:14:16,871
The macho ladykiller
we all think he is.
332
00:14:21,377 --> 00:14:22,877
Greg, please.
333
00:14:22,912 --> 00:14:25,880
You're the one who belongs
behind that desk, not me.
334
00:14:25,915 --> 00:14:27,882
I'm sorry.
I'm not going back.
335
00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:29,851
Even if you did get
memphis back, too.
336
00:14:29,886 --> 00:14:31,552
And good luck withthat.
337
00:14:31,588 --> 00:14:32,887
He's a stormchaser now.
338
00:14:32,922 --> 00:14:34,555
Said at least
you can trust a tornado
339
00:14:34,591 --> 00:14:36,424
Not to stab you in the back.
340
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,426
Also, you know ashley in hr?
341
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,561
Got an abortion.
342
00:14:40,597 --> 00:14:43,030
What do we need
a weatherman for, anyway?
343
00:14:43,066 --> 00:14:44,699
You said it yourself.
344
00:14:44,734 --> 00:14:45,900
Unless, of course,
there was some sort of
345
00:14:45,935 --> 00:14:48,402
Cataclysmic superstorm
to cover.
346
00:14:48,438 --> 00:14:49,971
But, barring that,
i would get rid
347
00:14:50,006 --> 00:14:51,506
Of the snake room
348
00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:53,274
Before i brought back
greg and memphis.
349
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,276
Ohh!
350
00:14:57,514 --> 00:14:59,413
I just know, deep down,
351
00:14:59,449 --> 00:15:01,449
Greg wants to come back
to the news.
352
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,885
If i could only get
him and memphis back
353
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,554
On the air together
for one broadcast.
354
00:15:06,589 --> 00:15:07,889
But we'd need to be able
355
00:15:07,924 --> 00:15:09,857
To control the weather,
to do that.
356
00:15:09,893 --> 00:15:11,325
Easy
357
00:15:11,361 --> 00:15:12,827
As pie.
358
00:15:12,862 --> 00:15:14,862
Stan, that's a cake.
Oh, what would you say?
359
00:15:14,898 --> 00:15:16,063
"piece of cake."
360
00:15:16,099 --> 00:15:17,465
Oh, yeah,
it's really easy
361
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,733
To come up
with clever word play
362
00:15:18,768 --> 00:15:20,001
When you're not
holding in your butthole
363
00:15:20,036 --> 00:15:21,602
With a piece
of duct tape.
364
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,873
Top-secret cia weather-control
division. Dick speaking.
365
00:15:25,909 --> 00:15:27,542
I mean, pizza store!
366
00:15:27,577 --> 00:15:28,976
Oh, it's you, stan.
367
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,511
What kind of favor?
368
00:15:56,739 --> 00:15:57,972
Can i help you?
369
00:15:58,007 --> 00:16:00,041
You've aged beautifully.
370
00:16:00,076 --> 00:16:01,409
What?
A drink? Sure!
371
00:16:01,444 --> 00:16:02,743
I'll take a sweet tea,
no ice.
372
00:16:02,779 --> 00:16:04,478
You'll have one, too.
Put this in yours.
373
00:16:04,514 --> 00:16:06,881
Come on in. Let's get you
out of those wet clothes.
374
00:16:12,622 --> 00:16:14,522
Hello?
I received an order
375
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,090
To deliver a cake
to this lamppost.
376
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,560
I got a call saying
my birth mother
377
00:16:19,596 --> 00:16:21,429
Would meet me
at this lamppost.
378
00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:22,563
Greg?
379
00:16:22,599 --> 00:16:24,765
Memphis?
380
00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:27,969
Oh, my god, a category-6
subpolar tornado-cane,
381
00:16:28,004 --> 00:16:29,971
The rarest storm
in all of weather!
382
00:16:30,006 --> 00:16:32,506
Don't tell us.
Tell the viewers.
383
00:16:34,777 --> 00:16:38,846
A weather event that i couldn't
evenbeginto explain.
384
00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:40,448
Oh!
385
00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:42,416
So we're going to go live
to greg corbin
386
00:16:42,452 --> 00:16:45,853
And memphis stormfront,
in the heart of the storm.
387
00:16:45,888 --> 00:16:47,888
Ohhh?!
388
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,757
I told you, i'm done
with the news, stan.
389
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,125
I'm a cake man now!
390
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,827
You're a what?
391
00:16:53,997 --> 00:16:55,596
Goddamn it,
i'm a news man!
392
00:16:55,632 --> 00:16:56,964
Greg corbin, here,
393
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,966
Live in the midst
of the storm of the century,
394
00:16:59,002 --> 00:17:01,135
With our very own
memphis stormfront.
395
00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:03,838
Greg, we are witnessing
a once-in-a-lifetime
396
00:17:03,873 --> 00:17:07,408
Weather event unleashing
multiple funnel clouds.
397
00:17:10,847 --> 00:17:12,880
The gators
are gettin' spooked!
398
00:17:12,915 --> 00:17:15,449
Get 'em into the barn,
and quick!
399
00:17:15,485 --> 00:17:16,684
Yah!
400
00:17:16,719 --> 00:17:18,486
It's too late!
401
00:17:26,195 --> 00:17:27,828
Aaaaaaah!
402
00:17:27,864 --> 00:17:29,597
In a stunning development,
403
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:33,434
We are now in the midst
of a full-fledged gator storm.
404
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:37,104
Whoo! Ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
405
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,040
Aaaaaah!
406
00:17:39,075 --> 00:17:40,207
Ah! Ah.
407
00:17:40,243 --> 00:17:41,609
Aaaah!
408
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,078
Aaah!
409
00:17:45,848 --> 00:17:47,448
Ah.
410
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,716
Phew.
411
00:17:53,723 --> 00:17:55,156
By the way, great to be
back on the air
412
00:17:55,191 --> 00:17:56,490
With you, memphis.
413
00:17:56,526 --> 00:17:57,758
What have you been
up to lately?
414
00:17:57,794 --> 00:18:00,061
Well, i finally caught
All in"
415
00:18:00,096 --> 00:18:02,763
On cable this weekend.
That mess?
416
00:18:02,799 --> 00:18:04,465
They should've
417
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,667
Called it
All over."
418
00:18:06,703 --> 00:18:08,936
Theyshould've
called it off.
419
00:18:10,907 --> 00:18:14,775
Even in the belly of the storm,
they banter flawlessly.
420
00:18:14,811 --> 00:18:16,944
These are my stars!
421
00:18:22,919 --> 00:18:26,520
Ahh!
422
00:18:26,556 --> 00:18:28,756
You know, you look
familiar to me.
423
00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:31,625
I did do a bit
of board-game modeling,
424
00:18:31,661 --> 00:18:33,060
Back in my younger days.
425
00:18:33,096 --> 00:18:34,261
Oh, yeah,
maybe that's it.
426
00:18:34,297 --> 00:18:35,529
I think i --
i think i remember.
427
00:18:35,565 --> 00:18:37,098
Was it, um...?
428
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:38,599
Oh, god, it's
on the tip of my --
429
00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:40,735
I want to say
mystery phone?
430
00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:41,969
Dream phone.
Dream phone, dream phone.
431
00:18:42,004 --> 00:18:43,170
Right. Now i remember.
It's been --
432
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,772
Been such a long time.
433
00:18:44,807 --> 00:18:46,707
Is that the phone
from the game
434
00:18:46,743 --> 00:18:48,075
That you're holding
right now?
435
00:18:48,111 --> 00:18:49,944
So it is.
436
00:18:49,979 --> 00:18:51,612
Say, you know,
i got the day free.
437
00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:53,047
What do you say
we head to the mall
438
00:18:53,082 --> 00:18:55,182
And grab ourselves
a slice of 'za?
439
00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:59,687
Ugh! I try to stay away
from malls, and pizza.
440
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,188
I'm beginning to get
441
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,157
The distinct impression,
dylan,
442
00:19:03,192 --> 00:19:05,126
That you are a liar.
443
00:19:05,161 --> 00:19:07,762
Well, i wouldn't exactly
call it lying,
444
00:19:07,797 --> 00:19:08,896
But, for starters,
445
00:19:08,931 --> 00:19:11,265
My name's not actually
dylan.
446
00:19:14,137 --> 00:19:17,838
So, um,
what happened back there?
447
00:19:17,874 --> 00:19:19,607
We went to the mall
and had pizza,
448
00:19:19,642 --> 00:19:22,576
Because that's
what dylan likes.
449
00:19:22,612 --> 00:19:24,812
Why is there blood
on the dream phone?
450
00:19:24,847 --> 00:19:26,747
He likes malls
and pizza.
451
00:19:26,783 --> 00:19:27,848
And me.
452
00:19:31,888 --> 00:19:33,754
Roger?
453
00:19:33,790 --> 00:19:35,189
Wh-what's in this jar?
454
00:19:35,224 --> 00:19:37,057
Dylan was being bad.
455
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,260
And, now,
we have the jar.
456
00:19:50,173 --> 00:19:53,340
I'm out at channel 3
457
00:19:53,376 --> 00:19:56,811
And you two are back in,
thanks to us.
458
00:19:56,846 --> 00:19:57,978
What do you mean,
thanks to you?
459
00:19:58,014 --> 00:19:59,613
We did all of this.
460
00:19:59,649 --> 00:20:01,048
Francine got you on the air
461
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:03,851
And i abused my cia powers
to make that superstorm.
462
00:20:03,886 --> 00:20:06,654
You mthis storm?
463
00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:08,789
Lives were destroyed.
464
00:20:08,825 --> 00:20:11,792
Butgreg'slife
was fixed.
465
00:20:11,828 --> 00:20:13,928
Now, you've got
a new work partner
466
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,697
Anda new life partner.
467
00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:18,365
Now kiss,
you two lovebirds.
468
00:20:18,401 --> 00:20:19,667
And put some mustard on it.
469
00:20:22,171 --> 00:20:23,804
Aren't you straight?
470
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,106
Yes, but i'm terrified
of these people.
471
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,275
They can control
the weather!
472
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,377
Mmm.
473
00:20:30,413 --> 00:20:33,747
Mwah.
Mmm.
474
00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:35,783
You did it, baby.
475
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:36,984
Wedid it.
476
00:20:37,019 --> 00:20:38,652
Becausewe'rehelpers.
477
00:20:38,688 --> 00:20:40,187
It's just in our nature.
478
00:20:40,223 --> 00:20:41,889
We help.
479
00:20:45,127 --> 00:20:46,260
Mommy?
480
00:20:55,605 --> 00:20:55,669
Bye!
Have a beautiful time!