1 00:00:02,527 --> 00:00:03,527 What's up, Stan? 2 00:00:03,562 --> 00:00:04,945 Wanna go to the mall 3 00:00:04,980 --> 00:00:06,313 and accidentally bump kids into the fountain? 4 00:00:06,315 --> 00:00:07,864 Not a chance. 5 00:00:07,900 --> 00:00:09,816 I got the day off and nothin' to worry about. 6 00:00:09,868 --> 00:00:11,902 Gonna spend it relaxing right here. 7 00:00:11,954 --> 00:00:14,087 Nothing to worry about? In this house? 8 00:00:14,123 --> 00:00:17,157 I give it five minutes before one of us ruins it for you. 9 00:00:17,192 --> 00:00:19,192 The only question is, who will it be? 10 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:20,228 Hey, dad! 11 00:00:20,310 --> 00:00:21,763 Oh, it's gonna be Steve! 12 00:00:21,885 --> 00:00:23,785 I made a new friend on the edge of town. 13 00:00:23,820 --> 00:00:25,953 He won't tell me his name! 14 00:00:25,989 --> 00:00:27,855 No, that's an inappropriate friend! 15 00:00:27,891 --> 00:00:29,657 And then there's Hayley and Jeff. 16 00:00:29,659 --> 00:00:31,492 Dad, I need a pregnancy test, 17 00:00:31,544 --> 00:00:34,445 and Jeff and I are too high to drive to the drug store. 18 00:00:34,565 --> 00:00:37,832 Getting high helps me prolong our lovemaking. 19 00:00:40,503 --> 00:00:42,336 How's your worry-free day goin', Stan? 20 00:00:42,389 --> 00:00:43,921 Look, we all know what the results 21 00:00:43,973 --> 00:00:45,673 of the pregnancy test is going to be. 22 00:00:45,709 --> 00:00:46,941 Jeff smokes so much weed -- 23 00:00:46,976 --> 00:00:50,378 How much weed does he smoke? 24 00:00:50,413 --> 00:00:53,614 That -- that there's no way he could get a girl pregnant? 25 00:00:53,650 --> 00:00:56,751 I mean, it's... it's not really a joke. 26 00:00:56,786 --> 00:00:58,653 But -- but I could think of one! 27 00:00:58,688 --> 00:00:59,887 Oh, you lost them, Stan. 28 00:00:59,923 --> 00:01:01,406 Look, if it's not this, 29 00:01:01,441 --> 00:01:02,940 your family will hit you with something else. 30 00:01:02,992 --> 00:01:05,526 I mean, you haven't even heard what I'm up to this week. 31 00:01:05,578 --> 00:01:07,412 I'm trying to get our house included 32 00:01:07,447 --> 00:01:09,363 on a list of potential World Cup sites. 33 00:01:09,416 --> 00:01:10,698 Oh, no. That -- that's, like, 34 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:12,583 the biggest sporting event in the world. 35 00:01:12,619 --> 00:01:14,669 Picture it -- in our backyard, 36 00:01:14,704 --> 00:01:17,422 120,000 horny soccer hooligans, 37 00:01:17,457 --> 00:01:19,006 each of them hornier than the last. 38 00:01:19,042 --> 00:01:21,442 I know it sounds crazy, but F.I.F.A.'s narrowed it down 39 00:01:21,478 --> 00:01:23,878 to either soldier field or where our pool is now. 40 00:01:25,682 --> 00:01:27,465 Look, Stan, you can't even see 41 00:01:27,517 --> 00:01:29,550 the pack of lightbulbs I'm stealing. 42 00:01:29,552 --> 00:01:31,886 We can afford those! 43 00:01:31,921 --> 00:01:34,021 That's what I'm trying to tell ya, Stan. 44 00:01:34,057 --> 00:01:35,523 You can't relax around us. 45 00:01:35,558 --> 00:01:38,392 Mr. S., I got us dancing coke cans. 46 00:01:38,445 --> 00:01:39,727 Did you get the pregnancy test? 47 00:01:39,779 --> 00:01:41,062 You're silly, Mr. S. 48 00:01:41,064 --> 00:01:43,481 I'm a boy. I can't get pregnant! 49 00:01:43,533 --> 00:01:46,801 There's no escaping us. 50 00:01:46,836 --> 00:01:48,903 Dad, can my friend have dinner with us? 51 00:01:48,955 --> 00:01:50,404 I won't be any bother. 52 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,306 I'll just eat from your boy's plate. 53 00:01:54,344 --> 00:01:56,043 Wait. What?! What does this mean? 54 00:01:56,079 --> 00:02:00,548 It means you are going to die 55 00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:02,416 unless you lower your blood pressure. 56 00:02:02,469 --> 00:02:05,553 Oh, god! How do I do that? There's only one way. 57 00:02:05,588 --> 00:02:08,589 You have to reduce your stress or... 58 00:02:08,625 --> 00:02:10,958 You'll perish. 59 00:02:18,935 --> 00:02:20,468 Oh, paper towels. 60 00:02:20,503 --> 00:02:22,670 I should probably get a roll for the World Cup. 61 00:02:22,705 --> 00:02:24,739 You know, for messes. 62 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:30,011 # Good morning, U.S.A. 63 00:02:30,046 --> 00:02:33,614 # I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day # 64 00:02:33,616 --> 00:02:37,118 # the sun in the sky has a smile on his face # 65 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:41,122 # and he's shinin' a salute to the American race # 66 00:02:43,009 --> 00:02:46,460 # oh, boy, it's swell to say 67 00:02:46,462 --> 00:02:48,679 # good -- # Good morning, U.S.A. 68 00:02:57,390 --> 00:03:00,725 All right, everyone, as the great Humpty once rapped, 69 00:03:00,777 --> 00:03:02,977 "stop what you're doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin..." 70 00:03:03,029 --> 00:03:05,146 whatever it was that you were doing. 71 00:03:05,181 --> 00:03:07,582 Computer, engage. 72 00:03:11,621 --> 00:03:14,555 Last night, the C.I.A. mainframe was hit by a cyber terrorist. 73 00:03:14,591 --> 00:03:17,024 They acquired a lot of valuable information. 74 00:03:17,060 --> 00:03:19,560 And if you know anyone undercover in Bolivia, 75 00:03:19,596 --> 00:03:20,862 you don't anymore. 76 00:03:20,897 --> 00:03:22,663 Now all evidence suggests 77 00:03:22,699 --> 00:03:27,418 this attack was carried out by cyber terrorist Max Zegarra. 78 00:03:27,470 --> 00:03:30,721 And we know exactly where he's hiding. 79 00:03:30,757 --> 00:03:32,006 So the boring stuff's done. 80 00:03:32,008 --> 00:03:33,507 You need someone to do the fun part? 81 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:34,759 Grab him and bag him? 82 00:03:34,811 --> 00:03:36,143 That's one way to go, 83 00:03:36,179 --> 00:03:38,779 but last night I was watching "Point Break" on TBS 84 00:03:38,815 --> 00:03:41,115 when I realized, what if this attack 85 00:03:41,150 --> 00:03:43,985 was pulled off by a pack of renegade surfers 86 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:46,420 trying to fund an endless summer?! 87 00:03:46,456 --> 00:03:48,823 Sir, that's crazy! Jackson gets it! 88 00:03:48,858 --> 00:03:51,025 Now, all I need is someone to infiltrate 89 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:52,593 the local surf community 90 00:03:52,629 --> 00:03:54,929 and bring the law breakers to justice. 91 00:03:54,964 --> 00:03:57,131 Is surfing that sport that happens at the beach, 92 00:03:57,166 --> 00:03:58,799 the most relaxed place on earth, 93 00:03:58,835 --> 00:04:00,601 nowhere near your stressful family? 94 00:04:00,637 --> 00:04:03,704 Oh, ho! Look who knows everything about surfing! 95 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:06,607 Smith, my friend, the assignment is yours. 96 00:04:08,578 --> 00:04:11,178 Perfect. Now I just have to blend in. 97 00:04:13,766 --> 00:04:16,934 Out of the way, Haole! You're on my line. 98 00:04:20,106 --> 00:04:22,440 Aah! Aah! 99 00:04:27,163 --> 00:04:30,114 What's up, Haole? This beach is for locals only. 100 00:04:30,149 --> 00:04:31,799 What's your zip code, bitch? 101 00:04:31,834 --> 00:04:34,101 And don't...lie. 102 00:04:34,137 --> 00:04:35,736 Hey, leave him alone! 103 00:04:39,075 --> 00:04:41,542 Back off. The beach is for everyone. 104 00:04:41,577 --> 00:04:42,827 Says who? 105 00:04:42,879 --> 00:04:44,912 The city bylaws. 106 00:04:44,914 --> 00:04:47,214 Yeah? Well, I'm gonna go down to city hall 107 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:49,917 and talk to the head of the records department. 108 00:04:49,919 --> 00:04:53,671 And then we'll see about your little "theory." 109 00:04:53,723 --> 00:04:56,757 You're lucky, Haole. This isn't over. 110 00:04:58,645 --> 00:05:00,928 Whoa! Thanks! Yeah, no problem, man. 111 00:05:00,930 --> 00:05:04,649 Don't worry about those guys. They just don't like outsiders. 112 00:05:04,684 --> 00:05:06,600 How could they tell I'm not local? 113 00:05:06,653 --> 00:05:09,603 Well, trying to surf a rowboat's a pretty big red flag. 114 00:05:09,605 --> 00:05:11,572 You don't really have a beach vibe. 115 00:05:11,607 --> 00:05:12,940 A beach vibe. 116 00:05:12,942 --> 00:05:15,109 It's so simple. 117 00:05:15,144 --> 00:05:17,044 Do I have it now? 118 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,546 All right, tell you what -- 119 00:05:18,581 --> 00:05:20,247 come back tomorrow, and I'll show you. 120 00:05:20,283 --> 00:05:21,816 By the way, I'm Kai. 121 00:05:21,851 --> 00:05:24,018 I was named after one of the Hawaiian islands. 122 00:05:24,053 --> 00:05:25,653 Which one? Maui. 123 00:05:25,688 --> 00:05:27,722 The best one. Nice! 124 00:05:27,757 --> 00:05:30,725 Not sure how you get "Kai" out of that, but nice. 125 00:05:35,944 --> 00:05:37,104 Buon giorno. 126 00:05:37,195 --> 00:05:40,046 I am from F.I.F.A.'s World Cup site selection committee. 127 00:05:40,082 --> 00:05:41,915 Ugh. Roger! 128 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,633 But I must make a mistake. 129 00:05:43,669 --> 00:05:46,052 This is no stadium. This is a house. 130 00:05:46,088 --> 00:05:48,355 Actually, it's more of a home... 131 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:51,057 Home of the future World Cup. 132 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:54,060 Clever. 133 00:05:54,096 --> 00:05:57,097 But being clever is only 60% of the selection process. 134 00:05:57,132 --> 00:05:59,032 Let's talk security infrastructure. 135 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,334 Oh, yes, of course. Business before pleasure. 136 00:06:01,370 --> 00:06:03,336 But before that, pleasure. 137 00:06:03,372 --> 00:06:05,271 Ants on a log? 138 00:06:05,307 --> 00:06:07,140 The ant. 139 00:06:07,175 --> 00:06:10,076 The ant... 140 00:06:10,112 --> 00:06:11,811 is amazing. 141 00:06:11,847 --> 00:06:13,663 Oh, thank god. But... 142 00:06:13,699 --> 00:06:15,165 I have not tried the log. 143 00:06:17,285 --> 00:06:19,452 All right, that's it. I'm out. 144 00:06:20,789 --> 00:06:22,989 The log... 145 00:06:23,025 --> 00:06:24,791 she is incredible. 146 00:06:24,826 --> 00:06:28,094 I'm telling you, a-a Ferrari is faster than a cop car. 147 00:06:28,130 --> 00:06:30,864 Steve, a cop car can catch a Ferrari. Trust me. 148 00:06:30,899 --> 00:06:32,766 Dad, can you believe this guy? 149 00:06:32,801 --> 00:06:35,135 Ugh. This is still happening? 150 00:06:35,137 --> 00:06:37,437 I-I gotta -- I-I gotta go to the beach. 151 00:06:40,058 --> 00:06:42,392 You know why I love surfing, Stan? 152 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:44,978 It's all about learning to let go. 153 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:48,314 You know, I fathered six kids in three different countries, 154 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:50,784 and I just let 'em all go. 155 00:06:50,819 --> 00:06:52,068 I can't let go. 156 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,870 I have to be responsible for my family. 157 00:06:53,905 --> 00:06:56,039 If I let go, all hell would break loose. 158 00:06:56,074 --> 00:06:58,324 Stan, make me a promise. 159 00:06:58,377 --> 00:07:00,827 The right wave is gonna come, dude. 160 00:07:00,829 --> 00:07:04,164 And when it does, you're gonna let go of your worries. 161 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:06,916 Just go with the flow. 162 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:08,334 Whenever. 163 00:07:08,336 --> 00:07:12,222 This one! P-paddle! Paddle, Stan! Now, now, now! 164 00:07:18,013 --> 00:07:22,766 Stan, hamburger buns were on sale, so I stole 600. 165 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:26,019 When I have a baby, I'm gonna name it, "Recycling." 166 00:07:26,021 --> 00:07:28,104 Dad, me and my mysterious friend 167 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,739 are blood brothers now! 168 00:07:29,775 --> 00:07:31,858 Stan, FIFA says the downstairs bathroom's 169 00:07:31,860 --> 00:07:33,359 gonna need 70 urinals. 170 00:07:33,361 --> 00:07:35,195 It'll work if we move the hamper. 171 00:07:35,197 --> 00:07:38,531 Remember, Stan! Let go! 172 00:07:43,038 --> 00:07:45,004 I'm doing it! 173 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:50,376 Ahh. 174 00:07:50,378 --> 00:07:52,178 Looks like you're startin' to get it. 175 00:07:52,214 --> 00:07:54,881 I feel so...relaxed. 176 00:07:54,883 --> 00:07:56,883 Whoa, is that a soul patch? 177 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:59,519 Huh. It must've grown in during my ride. 178 00:07:59,554 --> 00:08:03,223 Stan, it looks really good. 179 00:08:07,651 --> 00:08:10,552 I didn't know we got a hammock. When did we get a hammock? 180 00:08:10,588 --> 00:08:12,988 Oh, sorry. Didn't see you on the phone. 181 00:08:13,023 --> 00:08:16,458 All good, Klaus. I'm just listening to the surf report. 182 00:08:16,494 --> 00:08:19,261 4-foot swells and glassy as hell. 183 00:08:19,296 --> 00:08:22,064 Sounds like glassy is where it's at, bro. 184 00:08:22,099 --> 00:08:23,348 Tap it. 185 00:08:23,434 --> 00:08:27,102 Ooh, I like surfer Stan. He's the chillest. 186 00:08:27,104 --> 00:08:29,605 Dad, my new friend needs to stop by his ex-wife's house 187 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:32,241 to pick up some stuff, and he asked me to be lookout. 188 00:08:32,276 --> 00:08:34,309 Can we take your car? He's not allowed to drive 189 00:08:34,345 --> 00:08:36,178 'cause the state's a bunch of assholes. 190 00:08:36,213 --> 00:08:38,413 Yeah, do your thing. That worked? 191 00:08:38,449 --> 00:08:41,083 Go, Steve, don't question it. Just go. 192 00:08:41,118 --> 00:08:42,334 Oh, hey, Stan, good news. 193 00:08:42,369 --> 00:08:43,702 We've been approved for a liquor license 194 00:08:43,754 --> 00:08:45,170 for the World Cup. 195 00:08:45,206 --> 00:08:47,623 We can sell beer, wine, and soju. 196 00:08:47,658 --> 00:08:49,558 We can make soju cocktails. 197 00:08:49,593 --> 00:08:51,627 They taste like normal cocktails except they suck 198 00:08:51,662 --> 00:08:53,228 and they taste like nail polish. 199 00:08:53,264 --> 00:08:55,063 Sounds dank, bro. 200 00:08:55,099 --> 00:08:56,365 Relax, Stan. 201 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:57,766 Wait. What's wrong with you? 202 00:08:57,802 --> 00:09:00,235 I got a quarter million-person liquor license 203 00:09:00,271 --> 00:09:03,172 for the stadium I'm building in your backyard. 204 00:09:03,207 --> 00:09:05,174 There are gonna be Costa Ricans on your property. 205 00:09:05,209 --> 00:09:06,441 That doesn't worry you? 206 00:09:06,477 --> 00:09:08,210 Guess you didn't get the memo. 207 00:09:08,245 --> 00:09:11,780 I'm a surfer now, and I don't have worries. 208 00:09:11,816 --> 00:09:15,450 Sorry, I had your copy of the memo. 209 00:09:18,522 --> 00:09:21,540 I thought I might see you back out here. 210 00:09:21,575 --> 00:09:23,208 Looks like you got the bug. 211 00:09:23,244 --> 00:09:25,294 Is that why my stool is crazy loose? 212 00:09:25,329 --> 00:09:28,463 No, Stan. I think it's that starfish we all saw you eat. 213 00:09:28,499 --> 00:09:30,499 I'm talking about the surf bug, bro, 214 00:09:30,551 --> 00:09:32,634 where all you think about is surfin'. 215 00:09:32,670 --> 00:09:35,170 Is that all you think about? Surfin' waves? 216 00:09:35,172 --> 00:09:38,807 Truth is, there's only one wave I think about surfing anymore. 217 00:09:38,843 --> 00:09:41,760 You know how waves, like, go from the ocean to the shore? 218 00:09:41,812 --> 00:09:43,262 Okay! 219 00:09:43,314 --> 00:09:45,347 Well, legend has it, every decade, 220 00:09:45,349 --> 00:09:48,150 there's a freak weather system over the Atlantic 221 00:09:48,185 --> 00:09:49,651 that reverses the jet stream, 222 00:09:49,687 --> 00:09:51,353 and on one beach in Florida, 223 00:09:51,405 --> 00:09:54,189 you can catch a wave that starts on the beach 224 00:09:54,191 --> 00:09:58,160 and ride it all the way to the center of the Atlantic. 225 00:09:58,195 --> 00:10:00,445 Stranded in the middle of the Atlantic? 226 00:10:00,497 --> 00:10:02,781 Your worries will never find you there. 227 00:10:02,833 --> 00:10:07,753 Anyway, how about right now, we ride this wave together? 228 00:10:07,788 --> 00:10:09,755 Sounds good. After you. 229 00:10:09,790 --> 00:10:11,540 No, Stan. Together. 230 00:10:11,542 --> 00:10:14,126 Got it. Me first. 231 00:10:28,609 --> 00:10:31,143 Whoo-hoo! 232 00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:34,363 Stan, meet the crew -- Gorney, Sam, and Taylor. 233 00:10:34,398 --> 00:10:35,731 That was amazing! 234 00:10:35,733 --> 00:10:37,566 Dude, you're a natural! 235 00:10:37,618 --> 00:10:38,867 Kai, big news, man. 236 00:10:38,903 --> 00:10:40,702 There's a typhoon in the Atlantic 237 00:10:40,738 --> 00:10:42,638 that's reversing the jet stream. 238 00:10:42,673 --> 00:10:45,240 This is it, Stan! The wave that goes out! 239 00:10:45,242 --> 00:10:47,542 Are you kidding me? We were just talking about that. 240 00:10:47,578 --> 00:10:49,811 We're going to Florida, and you're coming with us. 241 00:10:51,382 --> 00:10:53,415 Mahalo, Deputy D. 242 00:10:53,417 --> 00:10:54,750 Stow that surf shit, Smith! 243 00:10:54,802 --> 00:10:56,885 We caught the hacker, so I'm bringing you in. 244 00:10:56,921 --> 00:10:58,720 You're back at your desk tomorrow. 245 00:10:58,756 --> 00:11:00,188 What?! 246 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:01,924 Turns out "Point Break" wasn't the clue. 247 00:11:01,959 --> 00:11:04,393 It was just the movie that was on when I was super high. 248 00:11:04,428 --> 00:11:06,361 But now that I'm medium high, 249 00:11:06,397 --> 00:11:10,299 I realize it was ridiculous to suspect those surfers at all. 250 00:11:10,334 --> 00:11:12,184 Okay, they may not be hackers... 251 00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:13,869 but I have a hunch they're up to something. 252 00:11:13,904 --> 00:11:15,871 It -- it's way too soon to take me off the case. 253 00:11:15,906 --> 00:11:18,573 A hunch isn't good enough. I need evidence! 254 00:11:18,609 --> 00:11:21,176 No worries, brah. 255 00:11:28,619 --> 00:11:29,918 My name is Kai. 256 00:11:29,954 --> 00:11:31,787 This is Gorney, Taylor, and Sam. 257 00:11:31,839 --> 00:11:34,656 We are surfers, and this is a bank robbery. 258 00:11:34,692 --> 00:11:36,258 You tell 'em, Kai! 259 00:11:36,293 --> 00:11:37,793 We're doing this to fund 260 00:11:37,845 --> 00:11:39,895 our surf adventures. 261 00:11:43,634 --> 00:11:46,368 And we laugh at the C.I.A.! 262 00:11:46,403 --> 00:11:47,636 Ha ha ha ha! 263 00:11:47,671 --> 00:11:49,304 Ha ha ha -- 264 00:11:49,306 --> 00:11:51,390 And they're laughing at us. That's what really gets me. 265 00:11:51,442 --> 00:11:53,392 Are we sure they're not laughing with us? 266 00:11:53,444 --> 00:11:55,360 This is why I need to stay on the beach. 267 00:11:55,396 --> 00:11:57,446 It might take a lifetime of undercover work 268 00:11:57,481 --> 00:11:58,730 to bring them all to justice. 269 00:11:58,782 --> 00:12:00,699 They just robbed a bank on video! 270 00:12:00,734 --> 00:12:02,818 We've got all we need. Bring them in. 271 00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:05,954 But th-this case goes deeper. This is just the tip. 272 00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:07,823 The tip is my favorite part, Smith. 273 00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:09,491 The tip's all I need. 274 00:12:09,493 --> 00:12:11,293 Any more than that, and it's too much! 275 00:12:11,328 --> 00:12:12,911 Well, I-I-I wanna bring them in as much as anyone. 276 00:12:12,963 --> 00:12:15,797 But can it be after I surf a little bit more? 277 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:18,600 We're gonna go to Florida and surf the wave that goes out! 278 00:12:18,635 --> 00:12:19,918 It's called Firestone Beach, 279 00:12:19,970 --> 00:12:21,803 but the locals call it Shady Cove. 280 00:12:21,839 --> 00:12:23,722 And I wanna go there and surf with them! 281 00:12:23,757 --> 00:12:25,590 They're my best friends! Best friends? 282 00:12:25,642 --> 00:12:27,642 One -- that hurts my feelings. 283 00:12:27,678 --> 00:12:30,379 Two -- the fact that they are your best friends 284 00:12:30,414 --> 00:12:31,930 makes me hate them even more! 285 00:12:31,982 --> 00:12:33,765 Bring them in immediately! 286 00:12:33,817 --> 00:12:35,450 But, sir -- Just go! 287 00:12:35,486 --> 00:12:38,020 I don't want you to see me cry. 288 00:12:38,055 --> 00:12:40,772 Drive, drive, drive! 289 00:12:40,824 --> 00:12:44,860 Those low-key surfers have kidnapped my best friend. 290 00:12:44,912 --> 00:12:47,029 But where? Where are they taking him?! 291 00:12:47,031 --> 00:12:49,598 He said something about a beach. What was it? 292 00:12:49,633 --> 00:12:52,000 Damn it, Avery. He's your best friend! 293 00:12:52,036 --> 00:12:53,835 You should've been listening! 294 00:12:53,871 --> 00:12:56,872 This is why he's looking for other best friends! 295 00:12:58,709 --> 00:12:59,941 Yes! 296 00:12:59,977 --> 00:13:02,277 The music's a clue. Follow it. 297 00:13:18,973 --> 00:13:20,685 Hanging with you guys is the best. 298 00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:23,742 And this horchata stuff is on point. 299 00:13:23,778 --> 00:13:25,477 I gotta tell you, Kai, 300 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,546 there is literally nothing that can ruin this for me. 301 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:32,284 Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. 302 00:13:33,588 --> 00:13:34,837 Look at that, 303 00:13:34,872 --> 00:13:37,389 I didn't worry, and the bee flew away 304 00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:40,526 right across the street and onto Dick's jacket. 305 00:13:44,932 --> 00:13:46,498 Dick! The C.I.A.! Everyone in the van! 306 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,200 We can't just get in the van. 307 00:13:48,235 --> 00:13:49,868 We gotta finish chillin' first. 308 00:13:49,904 --> 00:13:52,371 Well, chill as fast as you can! 309 00:14:02,783 --> 00:14:04,850 All right, good chill. 310 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:12,741 Hey, Stan, you need to get home. 311 00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:14,743 I went with an iffy scaffolding company, 312 00:14:14,795 --> 00:14:16,495 and there is, uh... 313 00:14:16,497 --> 00:14:18,747 there's a lot of dead migrant workers here. 314 00:14:18,799 --> 00:14:21,333 Their families are asking a lot of questions. 315 00:14:21,335 --> 00:14:23,335 I could really use somebody on damage control. 316 00:14:23,337 --> 00:14:25,971 So...get here. 317 00:14:26,007 --> 00:14:28,340 He could be anywhere. 318 00:14:28,392 --> 00:14:29,925 Oh, god. What did I do?! 319 00:14:29,977 --> 00:14:32,811 Stan, you're hiding it really well, bro, 320 00:14:32,847 --> 00:14:35,597 but I know you, and you seem stressed. 321 00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:38,651 I have something to tell you, and you're not gonna like it. 322 00:14:38,686 --> 00:14:40,019 I work for the C.I.A., 323 00:14:40,021 --> 00:14:42,521 and I was sent undercover to investigate you guys. 324 00:14:42,573 --> 00:14:45,024 But why? We're not bad guys. 325 00:14:45,026 --> 00:14:46,992 I know. You're awesome guys. 326 00:14:47,028 --> 00:14:49,411 So awesome, I decided to frame you 327 00:14:49,447 --> 00:14:50,996 so I could stay undercover. 328 00:14:51,032 --> 00:14:55,334 I robbed a bank and made the C.I.A. think you did it. 329 00:14:55,369 --> 00:14:57,586 It's cool. You're not mad? 330 00:14:57,621 --> 00:14:59,755 What? Because you made us enemies of the state? 331 00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:02,257 We can't get hung up on every little thing. 332 00:15:02,293 --> 00:15:04,677 The thing is, if we go to the wave that goes out, 333 00:15:04,712 --> 00:15:06,462 they'll probably find us. 334 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,931 And if they do, they'll shoot first and ask questions later. 335 00:15:08,966 --> 00:15:10,849 I get it, dude. 336 00:15:10,885 --> 00:15:12,751 Hey, guys! Put out the bonfire. 337 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,454 Stan's in the C.I.A. and framed us for a crime. 338 00:15:15,489 --> 00:15:17,823 His boss will kill us if he, like, finds us, 339 00:15:17,858 --> 00:15:20,459 which means we're not going to surf the wave that goes out. 340 00:15:20,494 --> 00:15:21,727 Cool. Sounds good. 341 00:15:21,762 --> 00:15:22,961 Righteous. 342 00:15:26,734 --> 00:15:30,285 I'm sorry you guys aren't gonna be able to surf that wave. 343 00:15:30,321 --> 00:15:33,472 Do you guys think the stars have waves? 344 00:15:33,507 --> 00:15:34,957 I bet they do, man. 345 00:15:34,992 --> 00:15:37,993 I bet there's even aliens that surf those star waves. 346 00:15:38,045 --> 00:15:42,081 They probably even have a space surfer magazine. 347 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:44,666 You know there's so many sick photos 348 00:15:44,719 --> 00:15:47,419 of aliens riding waves in that magazine. 349 00:15:47,471 --> 00:15:50,506 Wow, nothing really fazes you guys, huh? 350 00:15:57,765 --> 00:15:58,981 Do you have any secrets? 351 00:15:59,016 --> 00:16:00,599 I got one secret. 352 00:16:00,651 --> 00:16:02,935 How about I tell you a secret, then you tell me yours? 353 00:16:02,937 --> 00:16:04,820 I can't tell ya my secret. 354 00:16:04,855 --> 00:16:07,773 If I tell ya, you won't like me anymore. 355 00:16:07,825 --> 00:16:10,609 Impossible. You could tell me anything. 356 00:16:10,611 --> 00:16:12,661 We'll be friends to the end. 357 00:16:12,696 --> 00:16:13,946 Yeah. 358 00:16:13,981 --> 00:16:17,483 Friends to the very end. 359 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,035 Man, this is the best. 360 00:16:20,087 --> 00:16:23,789 Hey, what do you -- what do you see over there? 361 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,747 Dear Stan... 362 00:16:29,976 --> 00:16:33,431 I know I said I was okay not surfing the wave that goes out, 363 00:16:33,551 --> 00:16:36,919 but then I woke up to pee and decided I wanted to. 364 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,255 Hope you're not worried. We're not. 365 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,491 Love always, Kai. 366 00:16:41,526 --> 00:16:43,026 P.S... 367 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:48,498 I wrote that postscript pretty close to the water. 368 00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:51,234 So if it got washed away by a wave, 369 00:16:51,269 --> 00:16:52,669 don't worry because... 370 00:16:52,704 --> 00:16:54,504 no worries. 371 00:16:54,539 --> 00:16:57,307 I'm sorry, Kai, but there are worries. 372 00:16:57,342 --> 00:16:58,925 There are lots of worries. 373 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:01,144 For instance, I'm standing on a jellyfish, 374 00:17:01,179 --> 00:17:03,179 and the jellyfish has attracted wolves... 375 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:07,317 and the wolves are being hunted by poachers. 376 00:17:07,352 --> 00:17:09,152 You've seen too much. 377 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,192 Thanks for getting me out of that scrape back there, herbie. 378 00:17:16,194 --> 00:17:17,577 Although I still think you could've 379 00:17:17,612 --> 00:17:19,612 let those poachers live. 380 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,030 Well, we all have to come 381 00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,665 to our own moral conclusions in life. 382 00:17:22,701 --> 00:17:24,917 I hope you make it back to your race in time. 383 00:17:29,207 --> 00:17:30,540 I don't get it, Kai. 384 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,675 The waves are all going the normal direction. 385 00:17:32,711 --> 00:17:34,460 Relax, man. 386 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,347 The wave that goes out comes when you least expect it... 387 00:17:37,382 --> 00:17:39,349 every 10 years... 388 00:17:39,384 --> 00:17:41,184 On the dot. 389 00:17:43,555 --> 00:17:45,054 Oh, no! 390 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,557 All right, everyone have their sunblock? 391 00:17:47,592 --> 00:17:49,942 Good. Safety first. 392 00:17:49,978 --> 00:17:51,444 Now let's find out 393 00:17:51,479 --> 00:17:53,396 if I'm pointing this rocket launcher the right way. 394 00:17:53,398 --> 00:17:54,947 3...2... 395 00:17:54,983 --> 00:17:56,315 Wait! No! 396 00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:57,567 Oh, great, Smith. 397 00:17:57,569 --> 00:18:00,119 Now I have to start counting all over. 398 00:18:00,155 --> 00:18:01,621 Stan, what are you doing here? 399 00:18:01,656 --> 00:18:03,039 We told you not to worry. 400 00:18:03,074 --> 00:18:05,308 The thing is, I'm a worrier. 401 00:18:05,343 --> 00:18:08,161 I was worrying about my family, and that stressed me out, 402 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:09,996 so I tried to get away from them. 403 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,498 But I just started worrying about you guys. 404 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,418 Turns out if I love someone, I worry about them. 405 00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:17,720 And if someone's gonna stress me out, 406 00:18:17,756 --> 00:18:20,390 I'd rather it be my family than you guys. 407 00:18:20,425 --> 00:18:23,393 Did Stan just say he loves us? 408 00:18:23,428 --> 00:18:25,511 He did, Gorney. He did. 409 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,764 I robbed the bank. It was me. 410 00:18:27,799 --> 00:18:29,565 I did it because I wanted to keep hanging out 411 00:18:29,601 --> 00:18:31,734 with my friends. They're not your friends! 412 00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:34,470 Friends wouldn't let you rob a bank all by yourself. 413 00:18:34,506 --> 00:18:38,074 I'd be shoulder to shoulder with you, Smith, blasting away! 414 00:18:38,109 --> 00:18:40,109 Just...like...this! 415 00:18:40,111 --> 00:18:41,661 Get out of here! Fire! 416 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,248 Kai, what should we do?! 417 00:18:45,283 --> 00:18:48,117 Whatever you do, don't worry! 418 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,169 Uhh! 419 00:18:50,205 --> 00:18:52,121 Hang dead. 420 00:18:56,795 --> 00:19:00,296 It's real, Stan! The wave that goes out is real! 421 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:04,350 I'll never forget you! 422 00:19:04,385 --> 00:19:06,803 Damn! Looks like they got away. 423 00:19:06,805 --> 00:19:09,472 But a wave can only go out so far 424 00:19:09,507 --> 00:19:13,042 before it's a wave coming back in somewhere else. 425 00:19:13,077 --> 00:19:16,112 And I've got a hot tip on where that might be. 426 00:19:22,737 --> 00:19:24,353 Where? 427 00:19:28,426 --> 00:19:29,725 Dad, great news. 428 00:19:29,761 --> 00:19:31,727 My nameless friend just finished making wine 429 00:19:31,763 --> 00:19:33,229 in the upstairs toilet. 430 00:19:33,264 --> 00:19:35,164 Now we're gonna bottle it. Wanna watch? 431 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,499 Hey, Mr. S. 432 00:19:36,501 --> 00:19:39,068 It's been a pretty stressful few days 433 00:19:39,103 --> 00:19:40,536 for Hayley and I. 434 00:19:40,572 --> 00:19:42,638 Unfortunately, the pregnancy test came back negative. 435 00:19:42,674 --> 00:19:44,240 But it got us talking, 436 00:19:44,275 --> 00:19:46,476 and we've decided that we're ready to have kids. 437 00:19:46,511 --> 00:19:47,743 All we're asking for is 438 00:19:47,779 --> 00:19:49,779 your emotional and financial support. 439 00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:53,483 Stan, we lost the World Cup bid. 440 00:19:53,518 --> 00:19:55,184 But don't worry. Don't worry. 441 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:58,187 If we act fast, I think we can get the Boston Marathon. 442 00:19:58,223 --> 00:20:00,656 Stop hammering! 443 00:20:00,692 --> 00:20:02,091 They'll have to find somewhere else 444 00:20:02,126 --> 00:20:03,693 for people to run the Boston Marathon! 445 00:20:03,728 --> 00:20:06,596 And you two! You're not even close to ready to have kids! 446 00:20:06,631 --> 00:20:08,831 And, Steve, you numb nuts, this man is a drifter! 447 00:20:08,867 --> 00:20:11,467 He needs to go! But he doesn't have anywhere to go! 448 00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:13,202 He has everywhere! 449 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,371 Steve, don't argue with your dad. 450 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,173 He just saved your life. 451 00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:20,877 Boop! That was my secret. Best get driftin'. 452 00:20:20,879 --> 00:20:23,179 Honey, what's all the yelling? 453 00:20:23,214 --> 00:20:25,615 You're supposed to be avoiding stress. 454 00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:27,116 I don't have to. 455 00:20:27,151 --> 00:20:28,518 I went back to the drug store, 456 00:20:28,553 --> 00:20:30,319 and that old crone runs the photo department. 457 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:33,155 So I went to a real doctor, and he gave me pills, 458 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:35,825 and I took all of them because I love you idiots 459 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:39,495 and that causes me a lot... 460 00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:43,666 It's okay. He's breathing. 461 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,401 Let's draw a dick on his face. 462 00:20:45,436 --> 00:20:47,403 Of course I know what one looks like, 463 00:20:47,438 --> 00:20:49,338 but, Hayley, why don't you draw it? 464 00:20:50,775 --> 00:20:53,543 Hi, I'm big wave rider Laird Hamilton. 465 00:20:53,578 --> 00:20:55,311 We made some jokes tonight 466 00:20:55,346 --> 00:20:58,381 about people abusing prescription drugs. 467 00:20:58,416 --> 00:21:01,883 I just wanted to point that out. It was pretty funny.