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You don't have to do this.
I'll tell you anything you want.
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You look great in that dress.
You don't look fat at all.
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You made your point, Francine!
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I hope you enjoyed
your kidnapping.
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That was just my fun way
to give you some exciting news.
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You've been elected
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to be in charge of this year's
C.I.A. calendar!
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Really?
I can't believe it.
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And to be clear, I pissed myself
out of happiness just now,
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not during
the kidnapping thing earlier
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that -- that wasn't scary.
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As you know, our calendar
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is the C.I.A.'s number-one
fundraiser.
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Selling calendars pays
for everything around here,
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including
printing the calendars.
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It's an enormous expense.
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Now be a dear
and help me with this.
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These are the steroids
officially endorsed
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by MTV's "Real World Road Rules
Challenge."
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As per usual,
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I will be absolutely ripped
for my July spread.
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This is the photo proof book.
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You'll store all your photos
and negatives in here.
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Guard this with your life.
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And also, it likes to wear this
tiny, little jacket on Sundays.
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- It does?
- Well,I like it to.
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Just give this your all, Stan.
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You don't want
to mess up the calendar,
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or you'll never live it down.
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What?
My calendar wasn't that bad.
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It was just 12 pictures of some
lady taken through her blinds.
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She had those big boobs!
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# Good morning, U.S.A.
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# I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day #
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# the sun in the sky
has a smile on his face #
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# and he's shinin' a salute
to the american race #
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# oh, boy, it's swell to say
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# good --
# Good morning, U.S.A.
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I just felt so aimless.
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I was in a rut, Francine.
You get that.
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I do.
You know, once, I was in --
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I was telling a story!
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Can I finish one story
one time?!
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Thank you!
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After a ton of soul searching,
I found my new passion --
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getting my degree
in Criminology.
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I'm so happy
you're going to college.
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Can I go to school today?
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You know, if you tried harder
in high school,
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maybe you could go to college
like Roger.
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I'm missing my psats right now!
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Steve, you need to get serious
about school.
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Me, I worked my ass off
for this.
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Good for you, Roger.
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The name is Jeremy Neiderhoff,
college freshman.
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Neiderhoff!
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It's really great
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when you find something
you're passionate about.
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I'm happy for you,
but I'm also a little jealous.
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You know,
I never went to college.
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And look at you now --
driving someone else to college.
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Wow.
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I got a Discovery card!
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Whoo!
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Look at all these cool things
you can buy
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with your Discovery card points!
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Wow, look at this jacket!
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Francine, I quit college
to focus on my new passion --
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getting this jacket.
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Roger, it's really great
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when you find something
you're passionate about.
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I'm happy for you.
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But I'm also a little jealous.
I never owned a --
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You never owned a satin
credit-card jacket. I know.
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Have I told you
that story before?
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Uh, yeah.
Beep, beep. Let's go.
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Sir, thank you
for getting me an assistant.
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Don't thank me.
Have your assistant do it.
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Asher! I wanted the water
room-temperature
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but not this room.
I meant a slightly colder room.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
I-i'll get an ice cube.
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That's your generation,
isn't it?
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An ice cube will fix everything.
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Well, not this time.
You're fired.
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But before you go,
bring me an ice cube.
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That does sound nice.
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Sir, I'd like you to meet
the newest member of the C.I.A.,
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which makes him eligible
for the C.I.A.'s calendar --
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Agent Tyrese Gibson.
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Thank you for this opportunity.
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Now, I've been reviewing
some files,
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and I think I have a lead on
a terrorist attack on U.S. soil.
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Your eyes --
they are mesmerizing.
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Can I put a shirt on?
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I don't think you understand
why we brought you here.
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This is Dustin,
my new assistant.
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He's a flincher.
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Two for flinching.
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Germs!
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How dare you not dive in front
of the proof book to protect it.
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It's like you don't believe
in this, or me.
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You've got bad energy, Dustin.
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All day, you've been
silently judging me.
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You're fired.
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Whoa. You think your dad
would hire me?
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'Cause I don't have
a lot going on
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since I lost my frisbee
in that scary bush.
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It'd be hell to work for my dad.
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He has never once said
I did a good job.
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When I was a kid,
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my dad would always take me
to the same beach.
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So for father's day, I drew him
a picture of our beach.
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My bedtime story that night
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was a 45-minute critique
of my drawing.
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Well, if it were me,
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I would have drawn it
on a single piece of paper.
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I did. He tore it up.
That's how critical he is.
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And that day, I vowed
that if he ever made anything,
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I'd ruin it.
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And I forgot about that vow
for a long time
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'cause, you know,
I had other stuff going on.
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But now it's back
with a vengeance.
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Oh! So you're gonna try
to ruin his calendar thing.
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"Oh!"
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Yeah. I'll become his assistant,
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and I'll help him
make the calendar.
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And then when
he's feeling all good about it,
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I'll destroy it!
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Babe, you're scaring me
more than the scary bush.
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Neiderhoff!
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How was school today, Steve?
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You know I didn't go.
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I watched you and mom
drink two bottles of wine,
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and now we're here,
and mom's sleeping in the car.
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So, you want to go
watch your mommy sleep
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or help me break in
my Discovery card?
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I thought this was a stupid
choice when you said it,
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but I get it now.
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10 more minutes,
then we go shopping?
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Ooh, I'm sorry.
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We don't accept Discovery card.
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We do take Visa, Mastercard,
American Express,
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Diner's Club, Traveler's checks,
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even a gentleman's agreement
to come back and pay tomorrow,
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but no Discovery card.
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What?!
Let's get out of here, Steve.
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This place smells like farts,
anyway -- or it's about to.
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Is there a store here that sells
paper towels and underwear?
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Discovery card at a tumi store?
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You have to be kidding me.
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This is tumi.
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Tu-mi.
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Sorry. Geez.
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Tuuumiiiii!
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I guess Discovery card isn't
as widely accepted as I thought.
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Oh, you must be
the Discovery card people
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I've been hearing about.
Right this way.
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I think I know
what you're looking for.
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Steve, are you seeing this door?
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Please, sir,
don't make this difficult.
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I'm going. I'm going.
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Aah!
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I guess I'll never get
that Discovery card jacket.
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Psst.
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I know a place
that takes Discovery card.
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Hayley, I don't know why
you wanted this job,
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but I hope you're motivated
enough to handle it.
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Oh, I'm plenty motivated.
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What was that?
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I thought I heard you say
something pointedly,
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like you were plotting
to take someone down,
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someone close to you,
someone completely oblivious.
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- Nope.
- Okey-dokey.
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Oh, my god.
This is quite a production.
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Don't pretend
like you didn't know
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the C.I.A. calendar
is a huge deal.
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I don't think anyone
outside the C.I.A. knows.
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You mean the muggles?
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We're all set up to shoot
"January" with Jackson.
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What?! No!
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Every year, Bullock goes
overboard with the steroids.
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We do july first and then
drop him off in the woods
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so he can work off
his aggression in isolation.
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Bullock love body!
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Muscle powder!
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All right, people, we're only
gonna get one of these.
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Bullock doesn't like the flash.
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Lightning box!
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Aah!
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Heads up.
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I said heads up.
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Hayley, you saved my life.
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And ruined the perfect shot.
Way to go.
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Wha-- what are you doing?
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It's called a slow clap.
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Notice the speed
my hands are moving.
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That's how sarcastic I'm being.
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Come on, Hayley.
Throw him a good one.
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- I'm hitting him in the chest.
- With the pointy part!
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Why don't we just photoshop
a ball into his hands?
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Only amateurs use photoshop.
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You don't know
what photoshop is, do you?
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I don't have to know
what something is
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to not like it.
You think I know what hummus is?
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Stan, listen.
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00:10:12,369 --> 00:10:14,503
I've been tracking the
terrorists' cellphone chatter,
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and I think it's time
to go undercover.
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Sure, sure. Whatever.
Release the bull!
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Beautiful.
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Hayley, get this bull
out of here.
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Not so fast.
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You're a clown.
Make us laugh.
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Um...
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Aah!
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I di--
I didn't think she could do it.
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Uh, we've already been
to this mall.
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No one takes Discovery card.
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Oh, we're not going here.
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For us Discovery card people,
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this is our mall.
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Starting...
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right now, this is our mall.
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This mall has remained untouched
since the '80s.
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It's perfect.
How can we ever repay you?
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00:11:10,727 --> 00:11:13,462
Actually, I host this singer-songwriter
night - Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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00:11:13,496 --> 00:11:15,397
- Uh-huh.
- At the Coffee Cabana on...
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And a little for Roge.
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Let's get shopping!
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A shower thermometer?
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This will eliminate
all the guesswork.
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Look at me, Steve.
I'm like a jockey...
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who came four times!
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Whoa!
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I can't see it.
I can't se--
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Ohh!
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It's a fucking classic car.
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00:11:36,753 --> 00:11:39,154
It's coming right out
of the fucking poster!
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These are compliments
of the gentlemen in the booth.
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- The California raisins!
- The California raisins!
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- We're cursed to live forever!
- We're cursed to live forever!
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The calendar is done.
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Hard to believe
that this proof book
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holds my entire vision inside.
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This must be what it's like
to hold a baby you love.
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00:12:08,451 --> 00:12:10,052
What are you doing
with my baby?!
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00:12:10,086 --> 00:12:12,354
Um, I-I was just gonna
lock it up in the safe.
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Ah, good.
That's where babies go.
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It's here!
Steve, it's here!
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As good as it looks
on the outside
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00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,235
is how scratchy it feels
on the inside.
251
00:12:26,269 --> 00:12:29,304
You can tell
the stitching is fishing line.
252
00:12:29,339 --> 00:12:31,240
It's perfect.
253
00:12:31,274 --> 00:12:34,777
My Discovery card bill.
254
00:12:36,780 --> 00:12:39,281
Rag, take me away.
255
00:12:41,451 --> 00:12:42,684
Oh, shit, bro.
256
00:12:42,719 --> 00:12:45,120
The A.P.R. on this card
is terrible.
257
00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,622
What are you gonna do
about this bill?
258
00:12:46,656 --> 00:12:49,324
You'll -- you'll never be able
to pay it back.
259
00:12:49,359 --> 00:12:51,193
I'm gonna ask
for a moment of silence,
260
00:12:51,227 --> 00:12:53,529
because Jeremy Neiderhoff
is dead.
261
00:12:54,898 --> 00:12:58,500
Now I got to call
Mrs. Neiderhoff.
262
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,870
Oh, there's someone
on the other line, Claire.
263
00:13:01,905 --> 00:13:03,672
It's probably Jeremy.
264
00:13:03,706 --> 00:13:04,840
Hello?
265
00:13:04,874 --> 00:13:06,742
Nooooo!
266
00:13:06,776 --> 00:13:09,144
Jeff, I got his book!
267
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:10,679
Here.
Now I'm gonna go get my dad,
268
00:13:10,713 --> 00:13:12,347
and the moment
we walk in the door,
269
00:13:12,382 --> 00:13:13,615
you set the book on fire.
270
00:13:13,683 --> 00:13:15,217
The photo book.
271
00:13:15,251 --> 00:13:16,885
What other --
272
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,554
Yes, the photo book.
273
00:13:18,588 --> 00:13:19,822
I knew it.
274
00:13:19,856 --> 00:13:21,790
I can't wait to see
the look on his face
275
00:13:21,825 --> 00:13:24,226
when all his hard work
goes up in smoke.
276
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:27,596
His hard work is in the book.
277
00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:29,865
Dad, can you come upstairs
for a sec--
278
00:13:29,899 --> 00:13:32,468
Hayley, I wanted to discuss
your performance this week.
279
00:13:32,502 --> 00:13:33,836
And how disappointing I've been?
280
00:13:33,870 --> 00:13:35,370
I've been really impressed.
281
00:13:35,405 --> 00:13:37,206
What? R-really?
282
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,574
You worked your ass off.
283
00:13:38,608 --> 00:13:39,842
Don't think I haven't noticed.
284
00:13:39,876 --> 00:13:42,644
You've done a good --
no, a great --
285
00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:45,614
no, a good job.
286
00:13:45,648 --> 00:13:49,485
And I'm proud of you.
287
00:13:49,519 --> 00:13:51,920
Did he -- did he just say...?
288
00:13:51,955 --> 00:13:55,290
# The greatest words
that a girl could hear #
289
00:13:55,325 --> 00:13:58,660
# well, my dad just spat 'em
right into my ear #
290
00:13:58,695 --> 00:14:02,397
# I've been waiting
for years and years to hear #
291
00:14:02,432 --> 00:14:04,833
# my dad, he's proud of me
292
00:14:04,868 --> 00:14:07,169
Pose!
# I did a good -- no, great
293
00:14:07,203 --> 00:14:08,670
# no, good job
294
00:14:08,705 --> 00:14:10,405
# I did a good -- no, great
295
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,207
# no, good job
296
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,842
# I did a good -- no, great
297
00:14:13,877 --> 00:14:15,911
# no, good job
298
00:14:15,945 --> 00:14:19,214
# my dad and I
have had rough patches #
299
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:23,919
# that's why Jeff's upstairs
with a book of matches #
300
00:14:23,953 --> 00:14:25,220
Oh, shit!
301
00:14:26,723 --> 00:14:27,956
Don't worry. I got this.
302
00:14:29,325 --> 00:14:31,360
# My name is Klaus, and I --
303
00:14:31,394 --> 00:14:33,896
I-I, uh, uh -- oh, dang.
304
00:14:33,930 --> 00:14:37,366
Say something. Anything.
305
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,735
I killed two teenagers!
306
00:14:39,769 --> 00:14:43,338
# I killed two teenagers
307
00:14:43,373 --> 00:14:46,608
# I was hammered on bourbon
as I took a turn #
308
00:14:46,643 --> 00:14:50,779
# then ditched the car
as my passenger burned #
309
00:14:50,813 --> 00:14:51,847
Oh, wait.
310
00:14:51,881 --> 00:14:55,751
# I killed three teenagers
311
00:14:55,785 --> 00:14:58,620
# three teenagers
312
00:14:58,655 --> 00:15:03,425
# I killed three teenagers
313
00:15:03,459 --> 00:15:06,528
Don't tell anyone.
314
00:15:07,630 --> 00:15:08,630
Jeff, don't!
315
00:15:08,665 --> 00:15:09,965
Burn, baby, burn!
316
00:15:09,999 --> 00:15:12,701
Roast in the flames of revenge,
Mr. "S."
317
00:15:12,735 --> 00:15:14,303
Put out the book.
Put out the book!
318
00:15:14,337 --> 00:15:15,437
- What?
- The water!
319
00:15:15,471 --> 00:15:17,439
I'm on it, babe.
320
00:15:17,473 --> 00:15:18,874
What are you doing?!
321
00:15:18,908 --> 00:15:20,742
I'll pee out the fire.
322
00:15:20,777 --> 00:15:22,511
You could have just
used the --
323
00:15:22,545 --> 00:15:25,447
Babe, you know this thing
doesn't work when you talk.
324
00:15:28,451 --> 00:15:31,587
The whole book is destroyed.
325
00:15:42,704 --> 00:15:45,917
For the first time in my life,
my dad is proud of me,
326
00:15:46,037 --> 00:15:48,639
and I spoil everything
in five minutes.
327
00:15:48,673 --> 00:15:51,074
He can't find out
this proof book is ruined.
328
00:15:51,109 --> 00:15:52,509
I have to fix this.
329
00:15:52,544 --> 00:15:54,645
Babe, I don't think
this is fixable.
330
00:15:54,679 --> 00:15:56,647
Maybe I can re-create
the whole calendar.
331
00:15:56,681 --> 00:15:59,450
I mean, I-if I take new photos
of the agents,
332
00:15:59,484 --> 00:16:01,852
I can photoshop them
into the old backgrounds.
333
00:16:01,886 --> 00:16:03,053
Will you help me?
334
00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:14,398
Is that a yes?
335
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,599
Yeah.
336
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,590
Oh, god! Oh, god!
337
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,059
Beautiful!
338
00:17:24,736 --> 00:17:26,637
This is gonna work!
339
00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:33,477
Neiderhoff!
340
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,078
Goodbye, old friend.
341
00:17:35,113 --> 00:17:38,215
You burned too brightly
for this world.
342
00:17:41,486 --> 00:17:43,186
Mom, that's not
funeral behavior.
343
00:17:43,221 --> 00:17:45,389
You're not funeral behavior!
344
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:53,430
We've got company.
345
00:17:53,464 --> 00:17:54,798
We're from Discovery card.
346
00:17:54,832 --> 00:17:56,733
It's standard practice
to inspect the body
347
00:17:56,768 --> 00:17:59,436
when there's a large
outstanding balance.
348
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:04,841
He's ready now.
349
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,380
Ugh! God, the smell!
350
00:18:10,415 --> 00:18:12,449
He must have been dead
for weeks.
351
00:18:15,687 --> 00:18:17,387
Oh, I almost forgot.
352
00:18:17,422 --> 00:18:19,456
This funeral was paid for
on the card,
353
00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:23,627
which earned Mr. Neiderhoff
this Discovery card beach towel.
354
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,467
Yay!
355
00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:32,736
Thank you. He would have wanted
to be buried with it.
356
00:18:37,442 --> 00:18:40,711
I'll be the coolest guy
at the beach.
357
00:18:44,449 --> 00:18:45,849
Smith, enjoy your big night,
358
00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:48,118
because tomorrow
we put away the calendar
359
00:18:48,152 --> 00:18:54,124
and start to focus on the
C.I.A.'s big night of magic!
360
00:18:54,158 --> 00:18:56,259
That was supposed to be
a smoke pellet.
361
00:18:59,731 --> 00:19:01,798
Hayley, did you remember
to bring my lapel pin?
362
00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:04,101
Don't worry.
I have it right here.
363
00:19:04,135 --> 00:19:06,203
Wait, this is the wrong pin.
364
00:19:06,237 --> 00:19:08,739
This is a big night.
I asked for my big-night pin.
365
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,708
My big-night pin is bigger.
It has star-shaped stars.
366
00:19:11,743 --> 00:19:13,410
These are dot-shaped stars.
367
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,412
There were so many
on top of the dresser.
368
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,414
Uh, may-- maybe I should have
brought them all.
369
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:21,251
You think?! I can't believe I
said you were doing a good job.
370
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,686
You ruined this night
371
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,422
by making it all about
bringing the wrong pin.
372
00:19:26,858 --> 00:19:30,160
Mr. "S," Hayley didn't ruin
this night for you.
373
00:19:30,194 --> 00:19:31,795
She saved it.
374
00:19:31,829 --> 00:19:34,765
Jeff, are you out of your mind?
This night is a disaster!
375
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:35,799
Dots.
376
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:38,168
Dots are too good for you.
377
00:19:38,202 --> 00:19:39,569
You take that back!
378
00:19:39,604 --> 00:19:40,737
I won't.
379
00:19:40,772 --> 00:19:42,606
You're a big jerk!
380
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,375
For your information,
I destroyed your proof book,
381
00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:48,345
and Hayley worked her butt off
to re-create the whole calendar.
382
00:19:48,379 --> 00:19:51,181
She did it because she knew how
big of a deal this was for you.
383
00:19:51,215 --> 00:19:52,849
All she wants is your approval,
384
00:19:52,884 --> 00:19:55,318
and all you ever do
is cut her down.
385
00:19:55,353 --> 00:19:56,753
I'm motivating her to be better.
386
00:19:56,788 --> 00:19:59,256
Your daughter
is already amazing,
387
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:01,825
and it's sad you've never
been able to see that.
388
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,297
- Jeff?
- Oh, hey, Mr. "S"!
389
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,532
I need your help.
390
00:20:13,371 --> 00:20:15,639
Dad, w-what are you
doing here?
391
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,874
I'm here to say I'm sorry.
392
00:20:17,909 --> 00:20:19,643
Did Jeff tell you
about the calendar?
393
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:22,479
Yeah, but what I'm sorry about
is this.
394
00:20:24,315 --> 00:20:26,516
I should never
have torn this up.
395
00:20:26,551 --> 00:20:29,352
It's a beautiful picture.
396
00:20:29,387 --> 00:20:30,520
For a kid.
397
00:20:30,555 --> 00:20:32,322
Thanks, Dad.
398
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,500
But you're missing
your big night.
399
00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:35,781
Jeff's got it covered.
400
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,500
This is January.
401
00:20:37,934 --> 00:20:39,289
He's a football man,
402
00:20:39,409 --> 00:20:41,211
and he goes really fast.
403
00:20:41,331 --> 00:20:44,417
Next slide.
Oh!
404
00:20:44,537 --> 00:20:46,437
I wasn't here when she did this one,
405
00:20:46,730 --> 00:20:48,976
but it looks like a guy washing his truck.
406
00:20:49,096 --> 00:20:51,272
Maybe it was dusty or...
407
00:20:51,392 --> 00:20:54,178
- Next slide...
- No one's asking you to do this!
408
00:20:54,224 --> 00:20:57,153
Oh, this guy was really nice.
409
00:20:57,273 --> 00:20:59,238
Wait, I think I was there for the last one.
410
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:01,824
- Previous slide?
- Sit down, you Yutz!