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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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What's the hurry, nerd?
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This year's moisture crop is in!
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I'd kick your ass
if I wasn't so confused!
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Damn it.
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I should have said, "Your mom's
moisture crop is in."
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Next time.
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Toshi, before we get into any of that,
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I'm gonna need to sample
this year's moisture crop.
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Mmm!
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Like mother's milk.
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My space blazer...
you got the stain out!
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Yes, sir.
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And this little guy spit up on it.
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Sometimes I just want to...
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Kidding! You're papa's
little everythings.
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Snotron, buddy, I'd love
to see that health grade
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go up from a "C" minus to an "A."
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Or...
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How about a free drink for the mayor?
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A Capri two suns?
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Mr. Mayor, we're back from
the dilithium crystal mine.
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What a haul!
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This will power the colony for months!
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God, what are you children doing?
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And why do you have that wheelbarrow
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full of dog turds?
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Dilithium straight from the source!
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I forgot bags, so I'm gonna let this go,
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but do not touch my dog's asshole.
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Aah!
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Stan, come see the new curtains
for over the kitchen sink!
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They're gorgeous!
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Great news!
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I found the perfect place
to put my new shark tank.
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I got it from a drug lord we busted.
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But that's where I want to hang these.
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Well, you can't.
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You don't put curtains on a shark tank,
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because there's never a time
you don't want to see them.
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But where am I gonna do the dishes?
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Use our new lawn sink.
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Ugh.
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Mom, Jeff and I are headed out
to pick up some Cho-nuts.
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They're the hot new dessert.
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Solid chocolate in
the shape of a doughnut.
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Oh! I've actually been dying
to try those.
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Oh, well... I'm not inviting you.
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It's just I was supposed to pick
up Steve at the park at 4:00.
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But now you have to...
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Because I'm doing chocolate stuff.
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I never get to do anything
I want around here.
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I know.
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And I'd love for you
to tell me all about it.
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- But you can't.
- What? Why not?
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- Floor spaghetti.
- Floor spaghetti?
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Floor spaghetti.
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Why don't you put something
on the jukebox?
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(beeping)
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# Doo doo doo, doo doo doo #
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# Feel like makin' love #
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Steve, we've got to go.
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Dad needs me to pick up aquarium rocks
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that match his shark's eyes.
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- But I'm LARPing.
- What's LARPing?
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What's a LARP?
She doesn't... I can't even...
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What did you do in high school?
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Sorry, Steve, I guess I was too busy
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scoring mad pole.
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Ugh.
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LARPing is live action role-playing.
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We create characters and then act out
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their actions in a fictional setting.
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In our case, we're space colonists.
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So you pretend to have space battles?
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Battles?
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W-we don't have the stomach
for the horrors of war.
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You see, we're all fans of "Star Wars,"
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specifically the first act
where Luke was a space farmer.
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The minute he left his home
world to explore his destiny,
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I completely checked out.
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Um, hello! Know your audience!
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More farming, please.
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I don't get it.
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I just see a bunch of boxes
in a dog park.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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You're breaking the number one
rule of LARPing.
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Never break the reality
by questioning the LARP.
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Oh, I get it!
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"LARP" stands for something.
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Oh-ho-ho-ho! This dude is awesome!
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I'm surprised you're so cool
with all this fish death.
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Oh, yeah.
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Finally someone I can
relate to around here...
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another true alpha.
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Why are you always handing me this?
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I don't want this.
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- What's the shark up to?
- Eating money.
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Between feeding him and other expenses,
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he costs more per week than I make,
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and I don't like to brag,
but I'm doing... medium.
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Stan, you shouldn't pay
for this yourself.
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Yeah, well, who else would?
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All the people who come to visit
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our new SeaWorld!
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Are you suggesting we franchise
a SeaWorld out of our home?
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Well, we'll obviously need
to change the name
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so we don't have to pay
SeaWorld, but, yes.
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You already have the main attraction.
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Plus, you have a talking fish!
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I've been working on
my stand-up routine.
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And I could be the trainer.
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I have a good rapport with
animals, especially marine life.
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It's true! She taught me
how to use TurboTax.
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We're basically there, Stan.
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Let's do it.
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It's the only way to save my shark.
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Yay! Okay, first things first.
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We're not a real business
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until we have a 3-D printer, obviously.
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We should advertise over
urinals in bars.
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According to all the empty
ad space over urinals,
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that's the number one place
to advertise.
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Now, I know a lot of you are worried
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about the rising threat
of a mutant versus cyborg
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galactic holy war, but for now,
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let's enjoy our new shake shack!
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Everyone calm down.
We have to keep the peace.
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I'll return this to...
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the others.
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Snot, where's Steve?
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He's off on diplomatic business.
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If you're looking to kill time,
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you could have a drink at my cantina.
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Guy Fieri came in once.
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He emptied all our
salt shakers into his mouth
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and called us a "local hot spot."
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This field is for
J.V. football only, geek!
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Oh, I-I would never dream of
intruding on your territory.
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I-I've simply come to return
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your spherical projectile.
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Oh, my...
Who... who am I kidding?
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You serve real booze?
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Yep. It's everything left over
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from my dad's wake that
my uncle didn't steal.
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Dark. Can I have a drink?
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You can have anything you want.
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Anything I want.
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It's been a long time
since I've heard that.
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That's the beauty of LARPing.
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Take Barry.
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At home, his mom won't let him
use the iron.
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Yet here, he runs a successful
imaginary dry cleaners.
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This is a place of dreams,
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where no one tells you how
to live your life but you.
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Wow! That sounds really nice.
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At home, I'm such
a second-class citizen.
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I mean, it's not like I'm asking
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to be treated like
a princess or anything.
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I present our new princess...
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Fran-cinatra!
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Thank you! You're too kind.
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I don't want that thing. Thank you.
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- Mom?
- Hey, Stever-O!
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Can you believe it?
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The princess bumped me up
to a "B" minus!
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Now I can cater cyber-mitzvahs.
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But the city bylaws say nothing
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about a princess having
jurisdictional authority
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over the health board.
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A princess has authority
over everything!
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Just think like we don't really need a
princess.
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since the mayor was going
such a good job.
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Remember, everybody, how happy
we were with just the mayor?
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You know what the princess
has been dying to try?
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That new Cho-nut place.
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Who wants to accompany their princess
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to the planet Choculus?!
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Yeah, we never go off-world,
right, guys?
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Now I'm LARPing as IKEA furniture!
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Our first stop is
the international tank.
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These are Swedish fish.
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Their usual habitat
is a bag at 7-Eleven.
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Next, we have the rarest
fish known to man...
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the talking fish.
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So what's with kids these days?
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Such little bitches.
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Playing games on their phone
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where the goal is crushing candy?
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You know what I played when I was a kid?
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Steal Grandpa's Playboys.
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And the goal was to jerk off!
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Ha ha. Uh...
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Uh, hey, kids, how would you
like to swim with the dolphins?
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Real members of the 1984 Miami Dolphins.
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Kowalski, go!
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Amazing creatures.
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They're actually
the second-smartest mammals
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on the planet...
due to their head injuries.
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Now, for the big finale...
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Shark!
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That's it?!
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My uncle's a drug dealer.
He has two just like this.
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This is bad.
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Don't worry, Stan, I know his uncle.
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Small-time shit, no threat
to my crew at all.
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What? No, we're hemorrhaging money.
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Maybe I should just
get rid of the shark.
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Or... or you double down.
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Do I have your permission
to buy a whale?
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Always.
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I hope the laundry monster's hungry.
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Wait, to do now?
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Yep, morale's been really
low around OceanLand,
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so we had ourselves
an old-fashioned chum fight.
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It did the trick.
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But I've been looking forward
to LARPing at the park.
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Not happening, Francine.
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See, you live in a fantasy world,
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while I live in the real world
where I run a marine park
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out of my home to raise money
to save my shark.
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Steve! Can you give me a hand
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so I won't have to miss LARPing today?
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Ooh. I was gonna get there
a little early.
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Come on, Steve.
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Your princess needs you here.
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Yeah, the thing is,
here you're not the princess.
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You're just a...
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bloody... underwear cleaner.
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I don't know.
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I need you to stop whatever you're doing
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and have these done by 5:00.
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Uh...
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This is real laundry.
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Take my spaceship.
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Princess, wasn't expecting
you to grace us so soon.
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May I query as to what
those boxes are for?
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Queer away, Steve.
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They're for expanding
the colony to other fields
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not covered in steaming
piles of crystals.
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- Ooh!
- Space mansions!
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Are you crazy?!
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If we expand, we'll intrude on
the J.V. football field.
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You're asking for war.
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Stop questioning your princess
and step aside.
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No! I've stood silent too long!
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I should have spoken up last week
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when you called
the sand worm worshippers,
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of which I am one, a "fringe cult."
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But this endangers
everything we've built.
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You can't to this!
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No one says "can't" to the princess.
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For your insolence, I hereby banish you
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to the jungles of Gymnasia.
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Not the prison planet!
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No!
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Ducks are Green!
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Ty-Ty, go long!
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Oof!
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00:12:13,906 --> 00:12:15,273
What the hell is this?!
261
00:12:15,308 --> 00:12:17,208
It's bad enough no one
comes to our games,
262
00:12:17,243 --> 00:12:19,310
and we don't get to practice
on the varsity field.
263
00:12:19,345 --> 00:12:21,512
We don't need your nerd crap in our way!
264
00:12:21,548 --> 00:12:23,914
Our colony is under new management,
265
00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:26,149
and like Charlotte, North Carolina,
266
00:12:26,185 --> 00:12:27,817
we are both fast-growing
267
00:12:27,852 --> 00:12:29,888
and completely devoid of culture.
268
00:12:30,188 --> 00:12:32,456
Did Charlotte, North Carolina,
just get dadded?
269
00:12:32,491 --> 00:12:36,293
No, Barry, "American Dad"
loves everyone now.
270
00:12:36,328 --> 00:12:37,713
That's right, America.
271
00:12:37,749 --> 00:12:41,097
We want you to know you are loved!
272
00:12:41,132 --> 00:12:44,333
Except for you, Bend, Oregon...
filthy gutter trash.
273
00:12:46,337 --> 00:12:48,036
I know money's a concern,
274
00:12:48,072 --> 00:12:50,041
but I discovered that
when you open your search
275
00:12:50,076 --> 00:12:53,142
to whales with checkered pasts,
the price goes way down.
276
00:12:53,177 --> 00:12:56,512
So, is he dangerous?
277
00:12:56,547 --> 00:12:58,546
No, just a few misunderstandings.
278
00:12:58,582 --> 00:13:01,082
But if it's against the rules
to kill a few people
279
00:13:01,118 --> 00:13:02,417
at a Canadian marine park,
280
00:13:02,452 --> 00:13:04,014
then you're gonna have to fire me, too.
281
00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:06,837
No, you can't take them!
This is their home!
282
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,994
They're gonna be so happy.
283
00:13:13,029 --> 00:13:14,695
You did such a great job with them.
284
00:13:14,731 --> 00:13:16,896
We're gonna let you train the new orca.
285
00:13:18,534 --> 00:13:21,201
I-I mean, I didn't do
that great of a job.
286
00:13:21,237 --> 00:13:24,804
You're gonna love Killatun.
He's a sweetheart.
287
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,207
Stan, he came with a Rolex!
288
00:13:27,243 --> 00:13:30,043
We're already making money
off this baby!
289
00:13:30,078 --> 00:13:31,945
I was thinking, when we get back,
290
00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:35,615
I'd like to execute one citizen,
you know, as a show of power.
291
00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:38,217
Smart. I'll make a list
of potential candidates
292
00:13:38,253 --> 00:13:40,586
just after the colony finishes burning.
293
00:13:40,622 --> 00:13:41,887
The colony!
294
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,568
No!
295
00:13:56,603 --> 00:14:00,205
Is there anything crueler
than when a father
296
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,642
must rebuild his dry cleaning business?!
297
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:08,579
People of the outlands,
we demand space justice.
298
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:10,947
Whoa! We're in the middle of practice.
299
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,583
Maybe you should practice
300
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:15,352
rebuilding the colony you destroyed.
301
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:18,889
Look, lady, you can't put
your garbage on our field.
302
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:21,192
And you can't order me around.
303
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,693
I'm royalty.
304
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:25,328
No, you're a sad housewife
who spends her days
305
00:14:25,363 --> 00:14:28,293
playing dress-up,
bossing around a bunch of geeks.
306
00:14:28,329 --> 00:14:29,456
You're...
307
00:14:30,702 --> 00:14:32,150
You're right.
308
00:14:34,839 --> 00:14:37,039
Now we have nowhere to LARP!
309
00:14:37,075 --> 00:14:39,209
Well, at least we got
to LARP long enough
310
00:14:39,244 --> 00:14:41,976
for Cat Girl and Glove Nose
to permanently confuse
311
00:14:42,012 --> 00:14:43,838
what I consider sexual.
312
00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:52,550
I know I messed up.
313
00:14:52,586 --> 00:14:54,085
A cake gets messed up.
314
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,020
A Quiznos bathroom gets messed up.
315
00:14:56,055 --> 00:14:57,689
You destroyed a galaxy, mother!
316
00:14:57,724 --> 00:15:00,357
I know you don't care,
but I needed that place.
317
00:15:00,393 --> 00:15:02,259
Steve, stop lecturing your mother.
318
00:15:02,295 --> 00:15:03,761
It's Daddy's turn!
319
00:15:03,796 --> 00:15:05,996
Francine, how committed
are you to OceanLand?
320
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,498
- Well...
- Because it seems
321
00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:10,401
you're two laundry loads
short of full commitment.
322
00:15:10,436 --> 00:15:13,203
You put your clothes in
the chum buckets...
323
00:15:13,238 --> 00:15:14,505
With the chum?
324
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:16,872
Yeah, but you don't have
to wash the chum.
325
00:15:16,908 --> 00:15:19,946
I mean, unless...
326
00:15:20,679 --> 00:15:22,403
We'll get back to you on the chum.
327
00:15:24,386 --> 00:15:26,484
I used to be a princess.
328
00:15:26,918 --> 00:15:28,314
Jeez.
329
00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:31,721
Hey, after a quick pow-wow, we realized
330
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:34,122
how ridiculous we were being
about the chum.
331
00:15:34,157 --> 00:15:35,874
Of course we want it cleaned.
332
00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:41,756
Hey, Mom, I'm sorry.
333
00:15:41,781 --> 00:15:42,646
For what?
334
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,566
I'm the one who messed up your game.
335
00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:45,600
Destroyed our galaxy.
336
00:15:45,636 --> 00:15:47,869
But it only happened because you found
337
00:15:47,904 --> 00:15:51,138
the true meaning of LARPing,
escaping from your life.
338
00:15:51,173 --> 00:15:54,542
Well, I guess there's
no escape for me anymore.
339
00:15:54,577 --> 00:15:55,909
You're right.
340
00:15:55,945 --> 00:15:59,647
It would be hard to escape
from this dungeon we're in.
341
00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:02,450
Because an ogre locked us down here
342
00:16:02,485 --> 00:16:04,618
to wash his clothes day and night!
343
00:16:04,654 --> 00:16:05,398
Yes!
344
00:16:05,855 --> 00:16:08,054
And when the work is done,
345
00:16:08,089 --> 00:16:10,890
that vile ogre drags me to his bed
346
00:16:10,925 --> 00:16:13,292
and fumbles with my bra strap
347
00:16:13,328 --> 00:16:16,963
until he gets frustrated
and asks me to do it.
348
00:16:16,998 --> 00:16:18,931
And then the real work starts.
349
00:16:18,967 --> 00:16:21,010
And now my character is totally deaf.
350
00:16:21,045 --> 00:16:23,837
A deaf slave, whistling his
tuneless laundry song.
351
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,706
No, Steve, you're not a slave.
352
00:16:27,742 --> 00:16:32,210
You're a twice-elected
moisture farm colony mayor,
353
00:16:32,246 --> 00:16:35,013
and you know what a colony mayor needs?
354
00:16:35,048 --> 00:16:36,749
His colony.
355
00:16:36,784 --> 00:16:38,016
You're right!
356
00:16:38,051 --> 00:16:40,252
It's time for me to be a man and reclaim
357
00:16:40,287 --> 00:16:43,053
my make-believe village
with the help of my mother.
358
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,757
Okay, Killatun, let's...
359
00:16:45,792 --> 00:16:47,658
let's roll over.
360
00:16:57,704 --> 00:17:00,570
Oh, my God, Stan, we have to act fast!
361
00:17:00,606 --> 00:17:02,205
No!
362
00:17:08,847 --> 00:17:10,714
Wow.
363
00:17:10,749 --> 00:17:13,249
He's a sweetheart, folks.
364
00:17:13,285 --> 00:17:15,418
Wave to the crowd, Killatun.
365
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,400
I don't get it! What happened?
366
00:17:31,436 --> 00:17:32,967
I may have an idea.
367
00:17:33,002 --> 00:17:35,737
In order to afford the whale...
who was great, right?
368
00:17:35,772 --> 00:17:38,306
Total pro, good value,
nice find, Roger, yay...
369
00:17:38,341 --> 00:17:40,041
We had to cut a few corners.
370
00:17:40,076 --> 00:17:42,677
One of those corners was real bleachers,
371
00:17:42,712 --> 00:17:45,212
so I just made bleachers
with the 3-D printer.
372
00:17:45,248 --> 00:17:46,915
I guess they just can't get wet.
373
00:17:46,950 --> 00:17:48,450
Roger, I'm ruined!
374
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:51,351
Stan, baby, you're not looking
at the big picture.
375
00:17:51,386 --> 00:17:52,886
I came into this with nothing,
376
00:17:52,922 --> 00:17:56,122
and now I'm leaving with
a 3-D printer and a Rolex.
377
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,878
A Rolex, Stan.
378
00:17:58,293 --> 00:17:59,566
A "Rodex"?
379
00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:01,860
This has been a disaster!
380
00:18:02,465 --> 00:18:04,331
- Hut, hut!
- Wait!
381
00:18:04,366 --> 00:18:06,266
Well, well, well.
382
00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:08,768
Someone wants to get Korean barbecue
383
00:18:08,803 --> 00:18:09,936
with old Coach Milonis.
384
00:18:09,971 --> 00:18:13,539
I'm here to ask you to give
these kids the field back.
385
00:18:13,575 --> 00:18:16,509
What, so they can run around
in weird outfits
386
00:18:16,544 --> 00:18:18,043
playing make-believe?
387
00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:19,812
Yeah. Look,
388
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:23,015
some kids dream they're space colonists,
389
00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:24,248
and others, well,
390
00:18:24,284 --> 00:18:27,385
they dream about being
on varsity football.
391
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,221
We all want to be something we're not.
392
00:18:30,256 --> 00:18:33,424
So a housewife gets to be a princess
393
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:37,061
and a J.V. coach gets
to pretend anybody cares.
394
00:18:37,342 --> 00:18:39,598
It's true.
395
00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:42,633
During games, I wear a big
headset like in the pros,
396
00:18:42,668 --> 00:18:44,869
but I'm just listening to Phil Collins.
397
00:18:44,904 --> 00:18:46,336
That's okay!
398
00:18:46,372 --> 00:18:49,318
We just need to realize
we're in this together.
399
00:18:49,809 --> 00:18:50,911
And maybe...
400
00:18:51,377 --> 00:18:53,577
We can even help each other.
401
00:18:53,613 --> 00:18:56,413
Okay, guys, I know it's our
first time playing
402
00:18:56,448 --> 00:18:59,015
in front of a crowd,
but don't be nervous.
403
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,717
It's just like any other game...
404
00:19:00,752 --> 00:19:03,085
except the entire galaxy is watching.
405
00:19:03,121 --> 00:19:03,886
Break.
406
00:19:04,789 --> 00:19:06,950
Hut, hut, hike!
407
00:19:19,422 --> 00:19:22,538
Princess, you've shown
the wisdom of a logic droid
408
00:19:22,573 --> 00:19:24,119
and the bravery of a... a...
409
00:19:25,351 --> 00:19:28,043
Oh, I don't know, let's say...
let's say moon lion.
410
00:19:28,078 --> 00:19:30,345
And for that, we make you queen.
411
00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:33,113
With this crown, I pronounce you...
412
00:19:33,149 --> 00:19:35,750
Wait! Are those dilithium crystals?
413
00:19:35,785 --> 00:19:39,219
Nothing but the finest for our queen.
414
00:19:39,255 --> 00:19:41,622
I just... I just don't get it.
415
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,991
There are pine cones everywhere.
416
00:19:44,027 --> 00:19:45,993
You mean barnathium crystals?
417
00:19:46,029 --> 00:19:46,831
Those are worthless.
418
00:19:47,296 --> 00:19:50,530
Well, now I must return to my home world
419
00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:52,392
to restore order.
420
00:19:53,719 --> 00:19:56,096
I'll pick you up at 4:30, Mr. Mayor.
421
00:20:02,444 --> 00:20:04,811
My shark just swam out the front door.
422
00:20:04,846 --> 00:20:05,844
Did you set it free?
423
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,479
Shut up and hang these curtains.
424
00:20:07,514 --> 00:20:09,448
Whoa! What's got into you?
425
00:20:09,483 --> 00:20:11,416
I'm queen of this castle.
426
00:20:11,452 --> 00:20:13,720
Now get to hanging.
427
00:20:20,995 --> 00:20:23,061
I guess none of the husbands
in this neighborhood
428
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:24,896
are getting a break today.
429
00:20:32,639 --> 00:20:34,639
You're free now! Go!
430
00:20:38,211 --> 00:20:42,112
No, Kowalski, y-you have to go.
431
00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:47,484
Get on! Just... just leave me alone!
432
00:20:50,789 --> 00:20:54,057
Get out of here, you stupid fish!