1 00:00:02,108 --> 00:00:03,707 Dad, I'm gonna be late for registration. 2 00:00:03,709 --> 00:00:06,076 Well, you're already two years late for graduation, so... 3 00:00:06,078 --> 00:00:07,378 Just take a side street. 4 00:00:07,380 --> 00:00:08,646 Hayley, you were right here 5 00:00:08,648 --> 00:00:10,681 when I entered our destination on the nav. 6 00:00:10,683 --> 00:00:12,483 That's the plan and I'm sticking to it. 7 00:00:12,485 --> 00:00:14,118 So, you're just gonna drive behind 8 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:16,554 the Bazooka Sharks championship parade. 9 00:00:16,556 --> 00:00:17,488 Yeah. 10 00:00:19,525 --> 00:00:21,325 Obviously you're not a planner. 11 00:00:21,327 --> 00:00:22,927 I mean, the course catalogue you're looking at 12 00:00:22,929 --> 00:00:24,328 is a pizza menu. 13 00:00:24,330 --> 00:00:26,297 Aww, so black olives doesn't meet 14 00:00:26,299 --> 00:00:27,898 my Cultural Studies requirement. 15 00:00:27,900 --> 00:00:30,067 All I'm saying is that you lack focus, 16 00:00:30,069 --> 00:00:31,669 and that's what a plan gives you. 17 00:00:31,671 --> 00:00:34,572 Maybe if you stuck to a plan, you wouldn't be such a... 18 00:00:34,574 --> 00:00:36,440 well, I wouldn't say a failure. 19 00:00:36,442 --> 00:00:37,875 Oh. Well what would you say, then? 20 00:00:37,877 --> 00:00:40,711 - I won't say a failure. - But you keep saying that. 21 00:00:40,713 --> 00:00:42,479 "Failure" is the only word you're saying. 22 00:00:42,481 --> 00:00:44,615 Your words, not mine. 23 00:00:48,988 --> 00:00:50,821 Uh, sir? 24 00:00:50,823 --> 00:00:53,691 And I say, "Look, I'm happy you're having your night." 25 00:00:53,693 --> 00:00:57,194 So underneath it, there's love. 26 00:00:57,196 --> 00:01:00,497 'Cause when the chips are down, are you there for each other? 27 00:01:00,499 --> 00:01:01,865 Are you doing this, 28 00:01:01,867 --> 00:01:05,369 "you're selfish," "you're unwieldy" stuff? 29 00:01:05,371 --> 00:01:08,439 Is this still about the arms dealer mission? 30 00:01:08,441 --> 00:01:11,408 This is about any relationship you're building. 31 00:01:11,410 --> 00:01:13,978 Maybe a single diagram will help. 32 00:01:13,980 --> 00:01:17,715 There's still that, uh, important phrase. 33 00:01:17,717 --> 00:01:19,516 Important phrase. 34 00:01:19,518 --> 00:01:22,286 Oh. But he has a different important phrase 35 00:01:22,288 --> 00:01:24,288 that's underneath it, you know? 36 00:01:24,290 --> 00:01:26,290 So that's one version of it. 37 00:01:26,292 --> 00:01:28,726 This is where it breaks down in my mind. 38 00:01:28,728 --> 00:01:33,097 I mean, that could be a cleaner versus un-cleaner ring to it. 39 00:01:33,099 --> 00:01:34,965 Does any of this make sense? 40 00:01:34,967 --> 00:01:36,900 No, no. It totally makes sense what you're saying, sir. 41 00:01:36,902 --> 00:01:39,370 Good. Smith, you'll head up the mission. 42 00:01:39,372 --> 00:01:43,240 And don't forget this part. 43 00:01:43,242 --> 00:01:46,944 Ohh. Ahh. 44 00:02:20,389 --> 00:02:24,191 I got the recipe for this soup from a magazine. 45 00:02:24,279 --> 00:02:26,212 That's great, Francine. 46 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:29,482 Your quest for knowledge is taking you to incredible places. 47 00:02:29,548 --> 00:02:32,349 Well, what do you think? 48 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:35,419 It's not your soup, Mom. 49 00:02:35,421 --> 00:02:39,256 My husband is getting into hallucinogenic teas. 50 00:02:39,258 --> 00:02:41,291 See? This is what I'm talking about. 51 00:02:41,293 --> 00:02:43,193 What's that, Dad? Your sister ran off 52 00:02:43,195 --> 00:02:45,829 and got married with no idea what she was doing. 53 00:02:45,831 --> 00:02:47,331 You had no plan! 54 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,499 And now you're surprised the guy turns out to be a bum? 55 00:02:49,501 --> 00:02:52,369 Gross! Gross! 56 00:02:52,371 --> 00:02:54,204 Worse! Worse! 57 00:02:54,206 --> 00:02:57,608 Dad, no plan could have predicted my husband 58 00:02:57,610 --> 00:02:59,343 turning into this... 59 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,111 tripping on tea and hallucinating 60 00:03:01,113 --> 00:03:02,746 he was on another planet. 61 00:03:02,748 --> 00:03:04,081 But it happened, babe. 62 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:06,717 On that trip, I lived an entire lifetime. 63 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:10,454 And I dedicated it to mastering an exotic musical instrument. 64 00:03:10,456 --> 00:03:12,856 Whoa! Kindle on sleep mode. 65 00:03:12,858 --> 00:03:15,425 I think I'm gonna have to see this one all the way through. 66 00:03:15,427 --> 00:03:18,095 Look. You don't have to be as aimless as him. 67 00:03:18,097 --> 00:03:20,230 Come to work with me... you'll see a bunch of guys 68 00:03:20,232 --> 00:03:22,532 whose lives depend on planning. 69 00:03:22,534 --> 00:03:23,934 I guess it couldn't hurt. 70 00:03:23,936 --> 00:03:26,670 The soup is from Bicycling Magazine. 71 00:03:26,672 --> 00:03:31,375 It's called "Homemade Paste For Patching a Flat Tire." 72 00:03:36,346 --> 00:03:37,545 All right, Jeff. Set the scene. 73 00:03:37,553 --> 00:03:40,721 You drank this tea and you were transported to a planet 74 00:03:40,723 --> 00:03:42,556 - called... - Gewee. 75 00:03:42,558 --> 00:03:44,425 Gewee! What a cute name! 76 00:03:44,427 --> 00:03:46,894 And there you played an instrument. 77 00:03:46,896 --> 00:03:48,663 - The turin. - The turin! 78 00:03:48,665 --> 00:03:50,965 Marvelous! Just marvelous! 79 00:03:50,967 --> 00:03:52,667 Roger, are you teasing Jeff or what? 80 00:03:52,669 --> 00:03:56,237 - Do you believe this? - Steve, I am today trying to, 81 00:03:56,239 --> 00:03:59,674 for once in my life, have a tiny bit of fun. 82 00:03:59,676 --> 00:04:02,276 I just need to buy a turin, play it for Hayley, 83 00:04:02,278 --> 00:04:04,445 and show her I'm not totally crazy. 84 00:04:04,447 --> 00:04:05,713 Can I help you guys? 85 00:04:05,715 --> 00:04:08,382 - I'm looking for a turin. - I've never heard of turin, man. 86 00:04:08,384 --> 00:04:10,318 This turkey's never heard of a turin. 87 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:13,454 It's like a lute and a bagpipe in one, 88 00:04:13,456 --> 00:04:17,124 where the body of the lute is the bag of the bagpipe. 89 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:19,093 Uh, but how can... 90 00:04:19,095 --> 00:04:21,662 On the turin, the body is soft because it's made from 91 00:04:21,664 --> 00:04:23,230 the skin of a yarelwood fruit. 92 00:04:23,232 --> 00:04:24,966 He became the master of this instrument 93 00:04:24,968 --> 00:04:26,467 while on a shamanistic voyage. 94 00:04:26,469 --> 00:04:29,003 A master of the instrument, Roger. 95 00:04:29,005 --> 00:04:31,138 I'm no Pu Aberlmarl. 96 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:32,740 Of course! No one's saying that. 97 00:04:32,742 --> 00:04:35,209 But I think I play pretty well 98 00:04:35,211 --> 00:04:37,044 for a guy with just one mouth. 99 00:04:37,046 --> 00:04:38,379 Maybe you could make one, Jeff. 100 00:04:38,381 --> 00:04:40,081 I'd really like to hear this thing. 101 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:42,984 Imagine a person who didn't want to hear the turin played. 102 00:04:42,986 --> 00:04:45,686 I can't even start. I mean, what... 103 00:04:45,688 --> 00:04:48,422 Okay, okay. I need to put that kind of person out of my mind. 104 00:04:48,424 --> 00:04:51,525 Because that kind of person makes me furious! 105 00:04:51,527 --> 00:04:53,060 - Oh, no. - Look. 106 00:04:53,062 --> 00:04:56,030 Let's just chill and get some yarelwood tomorrow. 107 00:04:56,032 --> 00:04:58,199 Female yarelwood. 108 00:04:58,201 --> 00:05:00,201 I don't want that thing biting me. 109 00:05:00,203 --> 00:05:03,337 Fun! That's a fun detail. 110 00:05:03,339 --> 00:05:07,174 So, Bullock puts a plan together and you guys follow it through. 111 00:05:07,176 --> 00:05:08,843 What is the plan exactly? 112 00:05:08,845 --> 00:05:11,545 It's right here. We open it at the rendezvous point. 113 00:05:11,547 --> 00:05:15,049 Then we surprise and scoop up a group of unarmed 114 00:05:15,051 --> 00:05:16,851 Russian arms dealers. 115 00:05:16,853 --> 00:05:19,220 How can arms dealers be unarmed? 116 00:05:19,222 --> 00:05:21,022 That's what I've been saying! 117 00:05:21,024 --> 00:05:22,957 We're at rendezvous coordinates. 118 00:05:22,959 --> 00:05:24,525 I don't think we should park here. 119 00:05:24,527 --> 00:05:27,795 This van doesn't blend in the way Bullock thinks it does. 120 00:05:27,797 --> 00:05:31,399 It's called camouflage, and it works. 121 00:05:31,401 --> 00:05:33,367 Not in the nature shows I've seen. 122 00:05:33,369 --> 00:05:35,936 Zebras are always getting munched up. 123 00:05:35,938 --> 00:05:38,105 Everyone just re-lax. 124 00:05:38,107 --> 00:05:40,174 I have Bullock's plan right here. 125 00:05:40,176 --> 00:05:42,410 Alpha Team. Cool, right? 126 00:05:42,412 --> 00:05:44,211 What's it say? 127 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:45,479 - Hold on. - What? 128 00:05:45,481 --> 00:05:46,680 It says "HOLD ON." 129 00:05:46,682 --> 00:05:47,982 Hold on! 130 00:05:50,486 --> 00:05:52,686 That must have been Bravo Team! We're in! 131 00:05:52,688 --> 00:05:53,888 Let's roll, Dick! 132 00:05:57,927 --> 00:05:59,560 See?! They're unarmed! 133 00:05:59,562 --> 00:06:00,795 Engage! 134 00:06:00,797 --> 00:06:03,364 What?! They all have guns! 135 00:06:03,366 --> 00:06:05,699 Remember! The plan was to hold on! 136 00:06:05,701 --> 00:06:07,768 Screw that! Run! 137 00:06:14,110 --> 00:06:16,477 Oh, great, Hayley. We abandoned the plan. 138 00:06:16,479 --> 00:06:19,447 Now Bravo Team's gonna get all the glory. 139 00:06:19,449 --> 00:06:22,283 Aah! 140 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:26,954 I can't believe you almost got me killed! 141 00:06:26,956 --> 00:06:28,422 There's something going on with Bullock. 142 00:06:28,424 --> 00:06:30,124 But don't give up on making plans. 143 00:06:30,126 --> 00:06:31,525 Oh, okay. How about this? 144 00:06:31,527 --> 00:06:33,727 I plan to go out and get wasted. 145 00:06:33,729 --> 00:06:36,564 I just don't want you wandering aimlessly through life. 146 00:06:36,566 --> 00:06:39,333 - You're better than that. - You always want me to be better. 147 00:06:39,335 --> 00:06:41,669 Why can't you just like me for who I am? 148 00:06:41,671 --> 00:06:45,406 Hey, guys. We were just watching some boob tube over here. 149 00:06:45,408 --> 00:06:47,775 Out of earshot, if you were wondering. 150 00:06:47,777 --> 00:06:50,344 Yeah! It's a show where 151 00:06:50,346 --> 00:06:53,180 celebrities dive into a pool and get scores. 152 00:06:53,182 --> 00:06:56,417 - So... - So, that's what we are doing. 153 00:07:01,958 --> 00:07:04,091 What's wrong? 154 00:07:04,093 --> 00:07:07,027 No. Come on. No! 155 00:07:07,029 --> 00:07:08,963 Don't be sad! 156 00:07:08,965 --> 00:07:11,765 Listen to this deejay. He's amazing. 157 00:07:11,767 --> 00:07:15,936 You know, he's been winning every night for two weeks! 158 00:07:15,938 --> 00:07:20,074 Tears? No tears. 159 00:07:20,076 --> 00:07:21,909 No. 160 00:07:21,911 --> 00:07:24,845 Can I have some money? 161 00:07:35,725 --> 00:07:38,025 DJ Buttercup in the house! 162 00:07:38,027 --> 00:07:41,795 I'm here all night... except when I take a break at 3:00. 163 00:07:43,299 --> 00:07:45,699 To have sex with at least five of you. 164 00:07:54,860 --> 00:07:58,094 So, Hayley told you I've been deejaying every night 165 00:07:58,096 --> 00:07:58,762 for the last two weeks? 166 00:07:58,887 --> 00:08:00,787 Right, and over that time, the number of agents 167 00:08:00,789 --> 00:08:02,923 who are alive has dropped radically. 168 00:08:02,925 --> 00:08:05,025 - And? - Well, maybe it has something 169 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:06,927 to do with these extremely dangerous missions 170 00:08:06,929 --> 00:08:08,595 you've been planning. 171 00:08:08,597 --> 00:08:09,963 I mean, have you been sleeping? 172 00:08:09,965 --> 00:08:11,832 I don't need sleep anymore! 173 00:08:11,834 --> 00:08:14,167 Not since I bought all this trucker speed. 174 00:08:14,169 --> 00:08:17,404 I'm done wasting my creativity on dreams. 175 00:08:17,406 --> 00:08:19,940 Now I channel it all into my work. 176 00:08:19,942 --> 00:08:23,043 Your deejay work or your National Security work? 177 00:08:23,045 --> 00:08:24,344 You think there's a difference? 178 00:08:24,346 --> 00:08:26,713 Sure. It started innocently enough. 179 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:31,351 I got into deejaying to bang the teenage girls high on sex drugs. 180 00:08:31,353 --> 00:08:35,255 But then I realized there was a darker side. 181 00:08:35,257 --> 00:08:38,959 What if the terrorists go after our beats next? 182 00:08:38,961 --> 00:08:41,461 I don't... How could they even do that? 183 00:08:41,463 --> 00:08:44,498 I'm deep in the deejay world protecting American freedoms, 184 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:47,534 and I'm gonna stay there until someone defeats me. 185 00:08:47,536 --> 00:08:51,438 If you want me to stop, you'll have to dethrone me yourself. 186 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,907 Sir, I'm not a deejay. Of course you aren't. 187 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:56,910 So I suggest you focus on your next mission. 188 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:58,478 Another one? Right away? 189 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:01,581 You and your team will travel to Mecca to film a shot-for-shot 190 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,217 remake of the scene in "2001" 191 00:09:04,219 --> 00:09:06,686 where the apes fight around the monolith. 192 00:09:06,688 --> 00:09:08,455 Like, in monkey suits? 193 00:09:08,457 --> 00:09:10,056 Around the black cube? 194 00:09:10,058 --> 00:09:11,992 That's the most sacred site in Islam. 195 00:09:11,994 --> 00:09:14,060 Your monkey movie is top priority. 196 00:09:14,062 --> 00:09:16,897 I'm already hearing Oscar whispers. 197 00:09:16,899 --> 00:09:19,466 Or some sort of whispering. 198 00:09:19,468 --> 00:09:21,334 Do you hear voices, Smith? 199 00:09:21,336 --> 00:09:23,570 Yes. They're telling me if I don't want to die 200 00:09:23,572 --> 00:09:26,306 in monkey costume, I need to learn how to deejay. 201 00:09:26,308 --> 00:09:29,910 And that was "Let's Get Lost" by Chet Baker, 202 00:09:29,912 --> 00:09:32,212 who either fell or was thrown to his death 203 00:09:32,214 --> 00:09:34,281 from a hotel room window in Amsterdam. 204 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:36,016 I like to think he was thrown. 205 00:09:37,886 --> 00:09:40,187 Is this what you think deejaying is? 206 00:09:40,189 --> 00:09:43,190 Speaking of windows, this is "Come to My Window," 207 00:09:43,192 --> 00:09:46,393 made famous by public lesbian Melissa Etheridge. 208 00:09:54,203 --> 00:09:55,936 This is deejaying. 209 00:09:55,938 --> 00:09:58,738 That's deejaying? 210 00:09:58,740 --> 00:10:00,640 Well, how am I supposed to learn that in two days? 211 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:04,077 Not by playing "Roger Goes Down on Lilith Fair." 212 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:08,815 I got no yarelwood in inventory. 213 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,350 Is it called anything else? 214 00:10:10,352 --> 00:10:13,453 Well I guess the ancient word for it is dragonwood, 215 00:10:13,455 --> 00:10:16,590 which makes sense because it's used to make an instrument 216 00:10:16,592 --> 00:10:18,091 that soothes dragons. 217 00:10:18,093 --> 00:10:19,893 - That makes a lot of sense. - Does it? 218 00:10:19,895 --> 00:10:21,328 - 'Cause it seems crazy. - Okay, guys. 219 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,129 I have a lot of work to do. 220 00:10:23,131 --> 00:10:26,299 Yarelwood is the most common wood on the planet Gewee. 221 00:10:26,301 --> 00:10:28,235 Gotcha. 222 00:10:28,237 --> 00:10:30,704 Maybe there's a wood like yarelwood. 223 00:10:30,706 --> 00:10:33,840 Really, any wood from a tree that grows when you sleep by it 224 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,575 and swell it with your dreams! 225 00:10:35,577 --> 00:10:38,511 Maybe plywood? 226 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:40,614 What, I don't know how you grow plywood. 227 00:10:40,616 --> 00:10:42,682 Just when I thought I'd heard 228 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:45,518 every wood joke there was, I hear a fresh one. 229 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,854 Help yourself to the scrap wood around back. 230 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,656 You've earned it. 231 00:10:49,658 --> 00:10:52,325 Did you get my joke back there? 232 00:10:52,327 --> 00:10:54,594 I don't know. What was it? 233 00:10:54,596 --> 00:10:56,363 I don't know. 234 00:10:58,634 --> 00:11:01,568 And he was talking into his lamp like it was a microphone. 235 00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:04,070 Anyway, he looked so... 236 00:11:04,072 --> 00:11:06,039 Stupid. I know, I looked stupid. 237 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,941 Plus I owe Snot concert tickets. 238 00:11:07,943 --> 00:11:10,277 He called for Steve, and he was the ninth caller. 239 00:11:10,279 --> 00:11:11,945 Anyway, I'm in way over my head here. 240 00:11:11,947 --> 00:11:13,346 Can you help me plan my deejay set? 241 00:11:13,348 --> 00:11:15,448 You can't plan a deejay set. 242 00:11:15,450 --> 00:11:17,717 You've got to read the room, go with the flow, 243 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:20,720 know when to heat things up and when to cool things out. 244 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,589 But I've always needed a plan. 245 00:11:22,591 --> 00:11:24,157 Well, then, you're gonna lose to Bullock. 246 00:11:24,159 --> 00:11:25,825 I'm gonna lose more than that. 247 00:11:25,827 --> 00:11:28,228 'Cause if I can't beat him, I have to lead his next mission. 248 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,430 Wait, he... he planned another mission? 249 00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:32,933 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 250 00:11:32,935 --> 00:11:34,634 Th-that's suicide! 251 00:11:34,636 --> 00:11:38,371 Stan, this suicide mission sounds... risky. 252 00:11:38,373 --> 00:11:41,374 Risky? How? Suicide's just that thing when you mix 253 00:11:41,376 --> 00:11:44,311 all the sodas together into one super soda. 254 00:11:44,313 --> 00:11:46,046 Here, Dad, drink this tea. 255 00:11:46,048 --> 00:11:48,048 Uck! That was terrible! 256 00:11:48,050 --> 00:11:50,784 - It was Jeff's Brazilian tea. - You drugged me?! 257 00:11:50,786 --> 00:11:52,319 Dad, you're out of time. 258 00:11:52,321 --> 00:11:53,753 Maybe this will rewire your mind, 259 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,655 help you improvise and beat Bullock. 260 00:11:55,657 --> 00:11:56,623 Ooh. 261 00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:58,892 I haven't had mushroom tea in ages. 262 00:11:58,894 --> 00:12:02,195 What? You did it last weekend at the Sheraton Hotel... 263 00:12:02,197 --> 00:12:05,165 ton Hotel bar. Let's go there. 264 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:08,401 I'm starting... to feel something. 265 00:12:11,139 --> 00:12:13,006 Dad, are you okay? 266 00:12:13,008 --> 00:12:14,674 I think I should sit down. 267 00:12:14,676 --> 00:12:16,943 Um, you already fell down. 268 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,411 You're lying by your throw-up bucket. 269 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,074 Dad? Dad, are you okay? 270 00:12:48,076 --> 00:12:50,043 Dad, are you okay? 271 00:13:01,757 --> 00:13:04,257 Oscar whispers. 272 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,278 Go with the flow! Go with the flow. 273 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,113 Go with the flow. Go with the flow. 274 00:13:27,115 --> 00:13:28,481 Go with the flow... 275 00:13:28,483 --> 00:13:31,418 I got this. I can go with the flow. 276 00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:33,853 I can beat Bullock. 277 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:50,503 We have a new champion! 278 00:13:50,505 --> 00:13:53,907 Let's hear it for Standard Deviation! 279 00:13:56,311 --> 00:13:59,412 You did it, Dad! You improvised! 280 00:13:59,414 --> 00:14:01,781 Nope. I just downloaded a set from YouTube 281 00:14:01,783 --> 00:14:03,249 onto this zip drive. 282 00:14:03,251 --> 00:14:04,884 - Dad! - Awesome, huh? 283 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:07,687 Some weirdo called Sam F. who had about a gazillion likes 284 00:14:07,689 --> 00:14:09,689 made it. It was the perfect plan! 285 00:14:09,691 --> 00:14:12,158 Ugh, who cares? You're safe! 286 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,127 But hide that thing, you doof. 287 00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:16,663 Come with us, C.I.A. scum! 288 00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:19,933 Help! Someone's kidnapped my dad! 289 00:14:19,935 --> 00:14:22,302 I'm on it. 290 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,541 Whoa. Cool. 291 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:36,562 Deputy Director Bullock. 292 00:14:36,564 --> 00:14:39,932 You screw with my arms dealing for the last time. 293 00:14:39,934 --> 00:14:41,667 Oh, this is great. Heh! 294 00:14:41,669 --> 00:14:43,936 I was kind of freaking out with the bag over my head 295 00:14:43,938 --> 00:14:45,404 and all the Russian talk. 296 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,073 You know, which always sounds angry. 297 00:14:48,509 --> 00:14:49,875 But... Whew!... 298 00:14:49,877 --> 00:14:50,843 you got the wrong guy. Heh. 299 00:14:50,895 --> 00:14:52,528 You are Bullock. 300 00:14:52,530 --> 00:14:56,432 You win deejay battle every night and run C.I.A. every day. 301 00:14:56,434 --> 00:14:58,434 You say so on Facebook page. 302 00:14:58,436 --> 00:15:00,403 That's not me. Tonight's the first time 303 00:15:00,405 --> 00:15:03,272 I won the deejay thing. I'm just a normal guy. 304 00:15:03,274 --> 00:15:05,107 - Let me show you. - Mm... okay. 305 00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:08,644 But don't close that window. I am picking movie seats. 306 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,613 Look. I'm a piano tuner. 307 00:15:10,615 --> 00:15:12,214 My name's Jim Steele. 308 00:15:12,216 --> 00:15:13,149 Morons! 309 00:15:13,151 --> 00:15:15,117 I have no time for this! 310 00:15:15,119 --> 00:15:18,487 Is my daughter Tasha's birthday. Sorry for inconvenience. 311 00:15:18,489 --> 00:15:20,356 I understand. I have a daughter. 312 00:15:20,358 --> 00:15:21,991 Throw him from cliff. 313 00:15:28,299 --> 00:15:30,866 Oh, my God. For a second, I thought that was me. 314 00:15:32,904 --> 00:15:35,071 The deejay is ruining my party! 315 00:15:35,073 --> 00:15:37,073 Don't cry, cookie. 316 00:15:37,075 --> 00:15:39,308 Throw deejay from cliff after this guy. 317 00:15:39,310 --> 00:15:43,045 Wait. I'm a great deejay. I can save her party. 318 00:15:47,585 --> 00:15:51,821 Save Tasha's party and you can forget about cliff. 319 00:15:51,823 --> 00:15:54,090 Forget about your beautiful cliff? 320 00:15:54,092 --> 00:15:56,659 Not on your life. It's majestic! 321 00:15:56,661 --> 00:15:58,260 You make joke. 322 00:15:58,262 --> 00:16:00,796 But two favorite things are daughter and cliff. 323 00:16:00,798 --> 00:16:06,202 Oh! Who do you think is my favorite character on "Cheers"? 324 00:16:06,204 --> 00:16:07,370 Cliff? 325 00:16:07,372 --> 00:16:09,038 No. Norm. 326 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:12,642 He always have pleasure of being with Cliff. 327 00:16:19,217 --> 00:16:21,484 My memory stick! 328 00:16:21,486 --> 00:16:23,119 Is problem? 329 00:16:23,121 --> 00:16:24,353 Uh, no. No, n-no problem. 330 00:16:24,355 --> 00:16:26,989 I just need a new memory stick. 331 00:16:26,991 --> 00:16:28,891 They're only magnets. Metal. 332 00:16:28,893 --> 00:16:31,227 Stuff you mine. Like from this cliff! 333 00:16:31,229 --> 00:16:33,996 Careful, guy. That is my cliff. 334 00:16:35,466 --> 00:16:38,601 There's got to be something here. 335 00:16:38,603 --> 00:16:42,071 Iron ore. 336 00:16:42,073 --> 00:16:43,939 Nickel-cadmium. 337 00:16:43,941 --> 00:16:47,843 The two main ingredients in a thumb drive. 338 00:16:47,845 --> 00:16:50,913 Full of music. 339 00:17:07,131 --> 00:17:08,864 Wha... what's going on? 340 00:17:08,866 --> 00:17:11,267 How did I get back here? You never left. 341 00:17:11,269 --> 00:17:13,502 You've been on a psychedelic trip for 24 hours. 342 00:17:13,504 --> 00:17:16,605 But you were never alone. I saw to that, bro. 343 00:17:16,607 --> 00:17:20,242 Dad, we only have 20 minutes to get you to the deejay battle. 344 00:17:20,244 --> 00:17:22,712 So, I-I didn't beat Bullock? 345 00:17:22,714 --> 00:17:25,147 No, Stan. You were just humming the "Cheers" theme song 346 00:17:25,149 --> 00:17:27,149 and shitting yourself. 347 00:17:28,453 --> 00:17:31,187 Testing, testing. 348 00:17:31,189 --> 00:17:33,222 Can't he just play it, Roger? 349 00:17:33,224 --> 00:17:35,324 It's my shift to watch Stan again. 350 00:17:35,326 --> 00:17:36,859 Look, Stan's as good as dead. 351 00:17:36,861 --> 00:17:39,195 His heart stopped four times last night, right? 352 00:17:39,197 --> 00:17:41,063 And he's leaving on a suicide mission tomorrow. 353 00:17:41,065 --> 00:17:43,566 So please, let's focus on what still matters. 354 00:17:43,568 --> 00:17:47,570 This is the first recording, at least on Earth, of the turin. 355 00:17:47,572 --> 00:17:50,005 What... what... what's this about a suicide mission? 356 00:17:50,007 --> 00:17:52,074 I thought Dad had food poisoning. 357 00:17:52,076 --> 00:17:53,943 Look, everybody's gonna be fine, all right? 358 00:17:53,945 --> 00:17:55,678 Let's just sit and enjoy the music. 359 00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:01,650 No. No, it's not the time. 360 00:18:01,652 --> 00:18:03,986 What?! Of course it's the time! Play it! 361 00:18:03,988 --> 00:18:06,088 You can't just play the turin. 362 00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:08,724 It tells you when to play it. 363 00:18:08,726 --> 00:18:10,426 What in the ffff... fine! 364 00:18:10,428 --> 00:18:12,828 And is it telling you anything now? 365 00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,330 No. 366 00:18:14,332 --> 00:18:15,831 Is this bullshit, man? 367 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,601 'Cause my best friend is dying just down the hall. 368 00:18:18,603 --> 00:18:21,303 What is happening?! 369 00:18:23,474 --> 00:18:25,908 It's amazing, but that tea actually taught me 370 00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:27,676 how to improvise. Not really. 371 00:18:27,678 --> 00:18:30,346 Taught you how to put someone else's set on a memory stick. 372 00:18:30,348 --> 00:18:32,782 But if it beats Bullock and keeps you alive, 373 00:18:32,784 --> 00:18:34,083 that's all that matters. 374 00:18:34,085 --> 00:18:35,551 Listen to you. 375 00:18:35,553 --> 00:18:37,520 Finally coming around and seeing the value 376 00:18:37,522 --> 00:18:39,221 of a good, well-thought-out... 377 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,294 No! Your music! 378 00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:48,264 Hayley? Smith, you idiot! 379 00:18:48,266 --> 00:18:49,999 I had the red. 380 00:18:52,370 --> 00:18:54,170 I can't back up. I'm stuck. 381 00:18:54,172 --> 00:18:56,705 I... Euuuugh! 382 00:18:56,707 --> 00:18:59,108 Go with the flow. Go with the flow. 383 00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:01,010 Go with the flow. Go with the flow. 384 00:19:01,012 --> 00:19:03,245 Go with the flow. 385 00:19:03,247 --> 00:19:04,880 Go with the flow. 386 00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,315 Dad, what the hell?! 387 00:19:08,252 --> 00:19:11,020 I'm doing it, Hayley! It feels amazing! 388 00:19:11,022 --> 00:19:13,289 What are you doing?! I'm improvising! 389 00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:15,224 Our plan was to beat Bullock. 390 00:19:15,226 --> 00:19:18,060 But if we keep him from competing, he'll still lose. 391 00:19:18,062 --> 00:19:20,930 Ooooh! Ahhh! 392 00:19:20,932 --> 00:19:22,965 Oh, my God, you're right. 393 00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:25,067 A-and you just came up with that? 394 00:19:25,069 --> 00:19:27,136 Yes! Like improv! 395 00:19:27,138 --> 00:19:29,538 Whose line is it, anyway?! 396 00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:32,107 What a light show! 397 00:19:32,109 --> 00:19:34,076 Oh, Stan's having an accident. 398 00:19:34,078 --> 00:19:36,078 Look at me go! 399 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,246 Look at you go! 400 00:19:37,248 --> 00:19:39,014 That's living without a plan. 401 00:19:39,016 --> 00:19:41,917 It's so freeing... I can see why you want to live this way. 402 00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:44,887 I'm sorry I was trying to change you, baby girl. 403 00:19:49,727 --> 00:19:51,861 You pushed him right to the club! 404 00:19:51,863 --> 00:19:53,162 It's stuck! 405 00:19:53,164 --> 00:19:55,564 If he deejays, I'm as good as dead. 406 00:19:55,566 --> 00:19:59,735 Thank God my pipe didn't break. 407 00:20:08,179 --> 00:20:10,246 The dragon! 408 00:20:12,350 --> 00:20:13,716 Get up, you fool! 409 00:20:13,718 --> 00:20:15,718 But the turin's played lying down. 410 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,053 Of course it is. 411 00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:22,024 That music. 412 00:20:22,026 --> 00:20:24,927 It's so soothing. 413 00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:34,036 Oh, baby. 414 00:20:34,038 --> 00:20:35,838 You are a dragon soother. 415 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,539 I was wrong about you, Jeff. 416 00:20:37,541 --> 00:20:41,176 You're no bum. You're a street musician. 417 00:20:41,178 --> 00:20:43,279 Entertainer of bums. 418 00:20:47,118 --> 00:20:48,951 Dad, go win this thing. 419 00:20:48,953 --> 00:20:51,287 But... but I don't have to. 420 00:20:51,289 --> 00:20:53,789 And I don't want to. 421 00:20:53,791 --> 00:20:56,825 Well, that just leaves one loose end. 422 00:20:56,827 --> 00:21:00,329 This is a turin, Wayne.