1 00:00:02,269 --> 00:00:05,003 Some cheerios, little bit of kix, 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,538 A ton of bran flakes 3 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:09,207 Since nobody's gonna miss this garbage. 4 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:11,276 [ groans ] is it my hangover, 5 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:13,345 Or does it smell like ass in here? 6 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:16,881 You're smelling my entry for the young entrepreneurs contest. 7 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:19,818 Winning will make colleges super horny for me. 8 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:23,488 Steve, you don't have to go to college. 9 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:25,624 You can just buy the sweatshirts. 10 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:29,427 I mean this one has my vomit on it, but you get the idea. 11 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:31,429 My product is homemade ethanol 12 00:00:31,431 --> 00:00:33,431 People can use instead of gas. 13 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:34,833 Okay, have fun. 14 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:37,836 Mommy's gonna go pass out in the bathtub. 15 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:40,238 Oh, can you sign this parental supervision form? 16 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,374 Principal lewis promises he won't use your signature 17 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,042 To steal your identity this time. 18 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:47,512 Isn't this parent stuff usually stan territory? 19 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:49,914 You're my parent as much as him, right? 20 00:00:49,916 --> 00:00:51,449 Probably more. 21 00:00:51,451 --> 00:00:55,520 I'll give it the ol' john handycock. 22 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:57,322 What's next? Nothing. 23 00:00:57,324 --> 00:00:59,124 You can go back to nursing your hangover. 24 00:00:59,126 --> 00:01:02,527 All right. Parenting accomplished. 25 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:04,797 Now to accomplish some electrician-ing. 26 00:01:04,799 --> 00:01:06,598 Mom, I really don't think you should -- 27 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:11,670 Steve, I have an electrical engineering sweatshirt from mit. 28 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:13,405 [gasping] 29 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,340 Mom, are you okay?! 30 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:17,275 Let's find out. 31 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:19,211 [ groans ] 32 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:27,186 Oh, my god, I think my wrist is pregnant. 33 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,157 ♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪ 34 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:36,094 ♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ 35 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,097 ♪ the sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ 36 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:43,769 ♪ and he's shinin' a salute to the american race ♪ 37 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:48,973 ♪ oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪ 38 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:51,710 ♪ good -- ♪ ♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪ 39 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:52,611 Aah! 40 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:57,249 ♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪ 41 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:59,585 [ pounding ] 42 00:02:03,858 --> 00:02:05,724 Ow! What the hell?! 43 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:06,859 It's me, stan. 44 00:02:06,861 --> 00:02:09,794 And I'm finally fixing that dang shingle! 45 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,063 No way! 46 00:02:11,065 --> 00:02:13,198 This I got to see! 47 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,133 After years of procrastination, 48 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:18,002 This pesky shingle shall be fixed. 49 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:20,805 The shingle. Fixed. 50 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,675 I never thought this day would come. 51 00:02:22,677 --> 00:02:26,010 When our grandchildren ask where you were at this moment, 52 00:02:26,012 --> 00:02:28,480 You can say you were slightly in the way. 53 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,949 It's a big day for me, too, actually. 54 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:34,286 Steve chose me to be the parental supervisor 55 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:35,487 For his school project. 56 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:38,290 Oh, francine, steve only chose you 57 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:40,158 Because he knows you won't challenge him. 58 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,426 What do you mean? 59 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:42,895 Well, it's like I'm the tough teacher 60 00:02:42,897 --> 00:02:44,496 And you're the easy "a". 61 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,231 The "a" is for absentee parent. 62 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:50,903 [ laughs ] oh, stan, jealousy is a terrible look on you. 63 00:02:50,905 --> 00:02:55,507 [ laughs ] okay, you go "supervise" then. 64 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,375 Ha, ha, ha! 65 00:02:57,377 --> 00:03:00,178 Okay, I will. 66 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:04,483 [ both laugh mockingly ] 67 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,387 Hey, watch it! 68 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:10,989 Where are you numbskulls off to in such a rush? 69 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:13,726 Like anyone with a pulse, francine, the three of us 70 00:03:13,728 --> 00:03:17,596 Are huge fans of iconic watermelon-smashing comedian, 71 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,664 Gallagher. Isn't gallagher dead? 72 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:22,000 What? No. Are you crazy? 73 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:24,603 So when we heard the g-man's tour bus 74 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:26,671 Was passing through town, of course we dropped 75 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:28,206 Everything to cheer him on! 76 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:32,010 I was supposed to have an emergency appendectomy. 77 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:33,746 Who cares! We're wasting time! 78 00:03:33,748 --> 00:03:36,014 To the street corner where gallagher's tour bus 79 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:37,816 Will briefly pass by! 80 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,726 Prepare to be supervised! 81 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,862 That's basically another word for "help." 82 00:03:49,864 --> 00:03:51,196 I looked it up. 83 00:03:51,198 --> 00:03:53,932 Oh, no, my ethanol isn't fermenting right. 84 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,868 There should be carbon dioxide bubbles 85 00:03:55,870 --> 00:03:57,402 Coming out of the airlock. 86 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,872 [ groans ] why aren't you bubbling?! 87 00:03:59,874 --> 00:04:01,406 Bubbles are easy. 88 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,141 We'll just blow into the jug with 89 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:04,809 A big ol' straw, or -- 90 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:05,944 I got this, mom. 91 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,880 You can get back to doing, honestly, anything else 92 00:04:07,882 --> 00:04:09,882 Besides helping me. Dealer's choice. 93 00:04:09,884 --> 00:04:10,949 But I want to help. 94 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:13,285 But you already signed my supervision form, 95 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:15,420 And you clicked the pen closed. 96 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,622 You must be exhausted. 97 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:20,158 Let me help, or I rip this up. 98 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,826 Ugh. Fine. 99 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:25,097 Oh! I know some work that would keep you busy. 100 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:27,432 You could help me by hammering this entire 101 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,568 Box of nails into an old wood block. 102 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:32,104 And the nail hammering is for? 103 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:33,371 The ethanol. 104 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:36,641 To make it? Better? 105 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:39,778 And making the ethanol better 106 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:43,782 Will help you win your contest. 107 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,718 Mm-hmm. 108 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,753 Then I better get to work! 109 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,927 Man, is there anything better than waiting 110 00:04:54,929 --> 00:04:57,796 For a comedian to drive by you on a bus? 111 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,998 But gallagher's 10 hours late. 112 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,333 I hope he's okay. 113 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:02,867 Your watch stopped two weeks ago, babe. 114 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:05,537 Phew, I thought time stopped. 115 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:07,072 Shut up, shut up, shut up! 116 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:08,941 He has arrived. 117 00:05:08,943 --> 00:05:10,976 [ cheering ] 118 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:17,749 There he goes, off to massapequa, long island, 119 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:21,320 To dazzle his next crowd at chucklez comedy club. 120 00:05:22,957 --> 00:05:26,525 Jeff: Look, the bus pooped out a suitcase! 121 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:31,229 Gallagher's famous mallet. 122 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:32,697 Oh, no! 123 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:34,767 We have to get it back to him so he can smash melons 124 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:36,769 And make the world a better place! 125 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:42,106 Hey, stan! Shingle's looking great! 126 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:45,844 I can see why this is such an important part 127 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,579 Of whatever it is steve's doing. 128 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:49,782 Klaus: Oh, don't blame this on francine. 129 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:53,318 You promised me free ethanol for the second-base mobile. 130 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:54,853 That's what I'm calling my truck now. 131 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,790 There is no ethanol. It's not fermenting right. 132 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:59,792 And mom's down there driving me crazy. 133 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:01,994 I specifically asked her to supervise 134 00:06:01,996 --> 00:06:03,796 Because I wanted to do it alone. 135 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:05,998 [ gasps ] but she's the one 136 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,467 Hammering nails into wood to make the ethanol better. 137 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:09,601 Didn't that work? 138 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,269 Why would that work? 139 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:13,538 It's obviously busy work to keep her away 140 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:14,939 From my real project. 141 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:17,509 Obviously. 142 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:20,612 So let's keep mom hammering away. 143 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:22,214 'cause if she gets any more involved, 144 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:24,016 She'll turn my project into a freakin' 145 00:06:24,018 --> 00:06:25,550 "I love lucy" episode. 146 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,821 Totally. Everything will be in black and white. 147 00:06:28,823 --> 00:06:30,622 So boring. 148 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:34,693 I can't believe steve thinks so little of me. 149 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:37,229 But if I could get his jug bubbling for him, 150 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:39,564 Then he'd think so lot of me! 151 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,167 Hmm, all right. 152 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,301 Oh! 153 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:46,605 Bottles don't bubble 'til you open them! 154 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:51,043 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 155 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:02,654 [ "I love lucy" theme plays ] 156 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,523 [ canned laughter ] 157 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:09,327 ♪♪ 158 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:14,132 ♪♪ 159 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,068 Waaaaah! 160 00:07:16,070 --> 00:07:17,636 [ applause ] 161 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:21,473 [ drill whirring ] 162 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,876 Resistance is futile, shingle. 163 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:25,110 [ steve screams ] 164 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:28,680 My baby! What happened to you? 165 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,815 Mom! 166 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:33,285 I've been out of town the last eight hours. 167 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:34,619 What did I miss? 168 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,354 Oh, yeah? Where'd you go? 169 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:37,756 Um... 170 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:40,959 Alibi-opia? 171 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,027 Mom. I was trying to help! 172 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:44,362 You ruined my ethanol, 173 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,565 And now I have no product for my contest! 174 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,166 I don't have a comeback to that! 175 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,703 You're winning this fight! 176 00:07:50,705 --> 00:07:52,905 [ laughs ] smells like a party down there! 177 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:55,440 I vote we switch topics to whatever the hell 178 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:57,309 Klaus is talking about. 179 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:00,979 [ sniffs ] 180 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,381 I'm talking about this beer, baby! 181 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:04,783 That isn't beer, klaus. 182 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:07,185 You must be smelling my shattered dreams. 183 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:11,189 Oh, no, I admit I'm terrible at many, many, 184 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:14,259 Many many, many, many things, 185 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:17,195 But my nose is never wrong. 186 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:21,065 And I know just the dudes to prove it. 187 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:24,803 Steve and francine, meet my beer boys! 188 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:27,071 I met them in an uber pool and joined their 189 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:28,673 Trivia team at the brew pub. 190 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,275 We always cheat. 191 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:32,410 Please skip ahead to anything at all relevant. 192 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:35,880 Fine, I guess we're in a big rush. 193 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:40,084 Tony the tongue is an expert taster. 194 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:41,620 This is definitely beer. 195 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:45,290 And meg here can gauge the alcohol content of any beer 196 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:48,293 By how it affects her motor skills. 197 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:50,829 Feeling loose. 198 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:54,667 Everyone's getting more attractive. [ giggles ] 199 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:58,671 Thinking about calling my ex. 200 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,907 Coachella! 201 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:05,109 [ laughs ] over 8% alcohol. 202 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:07,846 My project turned into beer? How? 203 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:10,182 That's a question for the professor, 204 00:09:10,184 --> 00:09:13,185 A beer nerd who got fired from dow chemical 205 00:09:13,187 --> 00:09:15,253 For being constantly drunk. 206 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,055 The professor: If my calculations are correct, 207 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,324 Wild yeast on this dirty laundry 208 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:21,193 Altered the fermentation process, 209 00:09:21,195 --> 00:09:23,662 Turning this liquid into beer. 210 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,930 English please, einstein! 211 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:29,267 What he said is I didn't ruin your project, 212 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:30,869 I made beer! 213 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,805 Beer was already invented, mom! 214 00:09:32,807 --> 00:09:34,406 I'm never gonna win that contest, 215 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,308 And it's all your fault! 216 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:40,212 Well, I screwed up parenting. 217 00:09:40,214 --> 00:09:43,281 Back to wondering if that guy was the security guard 218 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:46,351 That threw me out of best buy a few years back. 219 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:47,952 I was. 220 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:51,357 Knew it. Now lets get tanked. 221 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,428 [ thud ] careful, babe! 222 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:59,164 We gotta get gallagher his hammer back in one piece! 223 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:02,134 Maybe it'd be safer if I just held the mallet. 224 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:09,041 Whoa. Should we smash some fruit with this bad boy? 225 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:11,844 I mean, we're holding thor's hammer. 226 00:10:11,846 --> 00:10:13,645 We got to take it out for a spin. 227 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,180 How we doing on time, jeff? 228 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:18,183 We're five hours away, and gallagher's show 229 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:22,320 Isn't 'til tomorrow, so, how much hours is night? 230 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,788 We got time. 231 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:27,459 I'll just do a quick search of nearby fruit stores, and -- 232 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:32,064 Wait. Who says this thing can only smash fruits? 233 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,067 I'm suggesting we smash other things. 234 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,136 Oh! Oh! 235 00:10:44,278 --> 00:10:45,077 [ groans ] 236 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:47,812 What's this weird feeling? 237 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:50,615 I'm not hungover! 238 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,150 What? 239 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,554 I got completely loaded on that beer last night, 240 00:10:55,556 --> 00:10:57,489 But I feel great. 241 00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:05,029 ♪ I have a new feeling, my head isn't pounding ♪ 242 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:08,767 ♪ a brand new sensation, on which I'm expounding ♪ 243 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:12,304 ♪ no dry mouth, no dry heaves ♪ 244 00:11:12,306 --> 00:11:14,706 ♪ no vomiting blunders ♪ 245 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,976 ♪ I'm not hungover ♪ 246 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:21,113 ♪ I'm hungunder! ♪ 247 00:11:21,315 --> 00:11:23,315 Is "hungunder" even a word? 248 00:11:23,317 --> 00:11:25,450 Opposite of a hangover. Don't overthink it. 249 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,786 ♪ I'm not sweating through bras ♪ 250 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,721 ♪ and my thinking's not flawed ♪ 251 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:33,458 ♪ not hugging a toilet, making fake deals with god ♪ 252 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:37,529 ♪ not under the covers, with brain torn asunder ♪ 253 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:40,732 ♪ I'm not hungover ♪ 254 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,569 ♪ I'm hungunder! ♪ 255 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:48,873 ♪ the sun's my warm buddy, not mortal enemy ♪ 256 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:53,145 ♪ that loud crow I shot at is now a friend to me ♪ 257 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:56,681 ♪ the world's new again ♪ 258 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:59,017 ♪ I'm so full of wonder ♪ 259 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:01,620 ♪ I'm not hungover ♪ 260 00:12:01,622 --> 00:12:05,223 ♪ I'm hungunder! ♪ 261 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:08,293 Sorry, couch! Don't need you today! 262 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,162 You neither, big warm blanket! 263 00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:12,831 Hey "law & order" reruns, didn't ya hear? 264 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:17,169 I'm not hungover even though I got totally smashed! 265 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:20,238 ♪ yo, hayley smith here with gallagher's hammer ♪ 266 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,507 ♪ the lord of the manor, the watermelon slammer ♪ 267 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:25,110 ♪ my smash pursuits don't stop at fruits ♪ 268 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,712 ♪ roger, set me up some melon substitutes ♪ 269 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:28,981 A lamp! Smash! 270 00:12:28,983 --> 00:12:30,582 -A toilet! -Smash! 271 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:31,716 -A tuba! -Smash! 272 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:32,785 -A computer! -Smash! 273 00:12:32,787 --> 00:12:33,986 -A paint can! -Smash! 274 00:12:33,988 --> 00:12:34,987 -A snowman! -Smash! 275 00:12:34,989 --> 00:12:37,556 -A smaller mallet! -Smash! 276 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:43,996 ♪ we got totally smashed, without consequences ♪ 277 00:12:43,998 --> 00:12:48,200 ♪ we're on top of the world, despite our offenses ♪ 278 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:51,470 ♪ and somehow our bellies ♪ 279 00:12:51,472 --> 00:12:53,605 ♪ aren't gurgling like thunder ♪ 280 00:12:53,607 --> 00:13:00,312 ♪ we're not hungover, we're not hungover ♪ 281 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:05,851 ♪ we're hungunder! ♪ 282 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,021 Well? 283 00:13:09,023 --> 00:13:10,155 Well what? 284 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,556 You can get drunk easier? 285 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:14,159 You still ruined my product for the contest! 286 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,427 Don't you see? 287 00:13:15,429 --> 00:13:18,763 Hangunder beer is the perfect product! 288 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:19,832 Mom, no. 289 00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:22,367 I know you're mad at me, but listen. 290 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:25,370 For thousands of years, man has dreamed 291 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:29,307 Of getting totally shithoused without paying the piper. 292 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,110 We made that dream come true! 293 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,112 Maybe you're right. 294 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,181 But we need more beer for the judges. 295 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,517 We can make more, as long as you didn't wash 296 00:13:38,519 --> 00:13:39,918 That dirty laundry. 297 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,186 God no, I just put it back 298 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,121 In everybody's drawers like normal! 299 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,857 [ both sigh ] 300 00:13:44,859 --> 00:13:46,525 Rest up, big guy. 301 00:13:46,527 --> 00:13:49,061 Soon you'll be back to smashing watermelons with the king. 302 00:13:49,063 --> 00:13:51,663 Wait! We never smashed a watermelon! 303 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:54,666 We had one chance to look god straight in the eye, 304 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:55,667 And we blew it! 305 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:59,238 Or is he giving us a second chance? 306 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,641 Open the door! 307 00:14:04,879 --> 00:14:06,478 Sammy sosa! 308 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,683 [bleep] 309 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,619 Boiled cereal water. 310 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,922 Dirty laundry. 311 00:14:19,694 --> 00:14:22,361 [ sizzling ] 312 00:14:22,363 --> 00:14:24,829 I'll avoid boring you all with science jargon 313 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:28,500 And just say, beer is happening now! 314 00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:30,835 Ladies and gentlemen, hangunder beer 315 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:33,772 Is officially entered in the contest! 316 00:14:33,774 --> 00:14:35,507 [ cheering ] 317 00:14:35,509 --> 00:14:38,310 Lewis said the judges need some a.S.A.P. 318 00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:41,179 Thanks, mom. I couldn't have done this without you. 319 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,915 Aw, anytime, honey. 320 00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:46,985 We'll finish making the beer, you go practice acting surprised 321 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,520 For when they say you win. 322 00:14:48,522 --> 00:14:51,456 Great idea! You're on fire, mom! 323 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,993 Wow, so this is what it feels like to be there 324 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,661 For your son...[ gags ] 325 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,731 ...When he needs help... [ gags ] 326 00:14:58,733 --> 00:15:00,665 A present parent -- 327 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,668 [ groans ] I don't feel good all of a sudden. 328 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:07,339 Me neither. Nausea. Sweating. 329 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:08,873 Head pounding. 330 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:13,545 If I didn't know better, I'd say I was hungover. 331 00:15:13,547 --> 00:15:15,013 [ all groaning ] 332 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:19,952 But all we've drank is that first batch of hangunder beer. 333 00:15:19,954 --> 00:15:22,287 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 334 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,289 This beer doesn't not give hangovers, 335 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,158 It gives delayed hangovers. 336 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,160 Really bad ones! 337 00:15:28,162 --> 00:15:30,495 We can't give this to the judges. 338 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,431 I have a reputation to uphold! 339 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,033 Did I tell you I'm planning to run for 340 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,701 City comptroller next year? 341 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:40,505 But if I pull the plug on this, I may never get a chance 342 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,775 To do another project with steve. 343 00:15:42,777 --> 00:15:44,843 We still can't let people drink this crap. 344 00:15:44,845 --> 00:15:47,912 But the hangover takes time to kick in. 345 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:50,783 I say we send beer to the judges and hope 346 00:15:50,785 --> 00:15:53,185 Steve wins before they get sick. 347 00:15:53,187 --> 00:15:56,588 Isn't that a tad morally reprehensible? 348 00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:59,591 Just a tad. That's why it's okay. 349 00:16:03,597 --> 00:16:06,064 If you're looking for francine and steve, 350 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,198 They're at the school! 351 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,533 There you go! 352 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:09,734 Right in there! 353 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:12,403 [ laughter ] 354 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,873 I got so drunk off this beer last night, 355 00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,275 I pooped in the cat box, 356 00:16:16,277 --> 00:16:18,209 But I don't have the slightest hangover! 357 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,479 I made us all a 6:00 a.M. Tee time tomorrow 358 00:16:20,481 --> 00:16:22,481 Since we'll never be hungover again! 359 00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:25,417 Should we just give beer kid first place now 360 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:28,954 So we can all go home and gorge ourselves on potato salad? 361 00:16:28,956 --> 00:16:31,556 Hear that, mom?! We're a shoo-in! 362 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,558 You know, I didn't expect this, 363 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,027 But, you and me, we're a great team. 364 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,162 It feels good! 365 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:40,032 [ groaning ] it feels so good! 366 00:16:40,701 --> 00:16:42,101 What a mom. 367 00:16:42,103 --> 00:16:45,036 Runs off to make sure I get all the credit. 368 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,905 [ indistinct chatter ] 369 00:16:46,907 --> 00:16:48,439 Everyone shut up! 370 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,642 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. 371 00:16:50,644 --> 00:16:52,978 Before we get to the part of the show you actually care about, 372 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:56,615 Our weird monster kid is gonna sing the national anthem. 373 00:16:57,718 --> 00:17:02,253 ♪ oh say ♪ 374 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:06,191 ♪ can you ♪ 375 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:10,195 Hurry up, billy, before the judges get sick! 376 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:13,399 Billy: ♪ see ♪ 377 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:18,137 Tape doesn't work, neither do staples. 378 00:17:18,139 --> 00:17:20,139 Even banging the two mallet pieces together 379 00:17:20,141 --> 00:17:21,940 Really, really hard doesn't do the trick. 380 00:17:21,942 --> 00:17:24,743 Hurry, hurry, gallagher's show is starting any minute! 381 00:17:24,745 --> 00:17:26,477 It starts at 7:30, hayley. 382 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,214 It's not just any minute. It's not some random time! 383 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,683 [ cheering ] 384 00:17:31,819 --> 00:17:36,155 Crowd: Smash it! Smash it! Smash it! Smash it! Smash it! 385 00:17:36,157 --> 00:17:37,956 Smash it! Smash it! 386 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,159 Smash it! Smash it! 387 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,760 Smash it! Smash it! 388 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:45,764 Smash it! Smash it! Smash it! Smash it! 389 00:17:45,766 --> 00:17:47,766 Aim for the melon! Aim for the melon! 390 00:17:47,768 --> 00:17:49,435 I am! I am! 391 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,371 [ gasping ] 392 00:17:52,373 --> 00:17:55,374 Gallagher smashed himself! 393 00:17:55,376 --> 00:17:57,909 The final act of a genius! 394 00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,245 [ cheers and applause ] 395 00:18:00,714 --> 00:18:04,115 Oh, my god, gallagher is dead. 396 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,316 Don't be sad. 397 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,853 Jeff's van is the new gallagher! 398 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:10,656 [ circus music plays ] 399 00:18:13,394 --> 00:18:15,394 Okay, thank you for watching 400 00:18:15,396 --> 00:18:17,929 "wall street 2: Money never sleeps" with me. 401 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,732 I didn't want to watch it alone because I was worried 402 00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:23,068 The money couldn't sleep because there were monsters around. 403 00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:26,271 If y'all are afraid of monsters, too, let me hear a "what what"! 404 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,873 Audience members: What what! 405 00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:31,943 Has anyone seen a fish and a super duper hot blonde lady? 406 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,113 Shh! 407 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,083 [ grunts ] 408 00:18:38,085 --> 00:18:39,350 What the hell is going on? 409 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,753 Hangunder beer isn't safe. 410 00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:46,291 It gives delayed hangovers that are a thousand times worse. 411 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:49,160 Oh, no! We gotta get you help! 412 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,829 Wait a second. 413 00:18:50,831 --> 00:18:53,098 Did you know this when you gave it to the judges? 414 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,100 I'm sorry. 415 00:18:55,102 --> 00:18:59,170 I thought if you didn't win, you'd never let me 416 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,039 Do anything with you again. 417 00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,574 Oh, mom. 418 00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:05,044 I know. I screwed up. 419 00:19:05,046 --> 00:19:08,047 No, I mean we need to get you back on your feet 420 00:19:08,049 --> 00:19:11,316 So you can supervise me across the finish line! 421 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,452 [ grunting ] 422 00:19:13,454 --> 00:19:14,986 Well, you can start by opening 423 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,256 This [bleep] child-proof aspirin. 424 00:19:17,258 --> 00:19:19,390 It's fin-proof, too. 425 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,327 And now, the finalists for this year's 426 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,596 Young entrepreneurs club contest. 427 00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:27,999 First up, mertz, who made basketball sneakers filled 428 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,335 With helium that let you jump higher. 429 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,271 I'm gonna bully a bird! 430 00:19:32,273 --> 00:19:35,006 Next, blanche, who has a clarinet. 431 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,341 [ clarinet playing ] I don't know if it's 432 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,143 Her invention, but it sounds pretty. 433 00:19:38,145 --> 00:19:39,678 And last, but not least -- 434 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,613 Yeah, it's me steve smith, the guy who made 435 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,014 The amazing beer you all love. 436 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,549 Let's do the trophy thing and bounce, sound good? 437 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,218 Sure, why not. And the winner is... 438 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:50,889 Steve muthatruckin' smi-- 439 00:19:50,891 --> 00:19:52,023 [ retching ] 440 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,224 [ crowd gasps ] 441 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:57,162 I am so thrilled to win this award. 442 00:19:57,164 --> 00:19:59,364 Hold on. [ groans ] 443 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:03,102 Something up here suddenly made all of us sick. 444 00:20:03,104 --> 00:20:05,237 But what could it be? 445 00:20:07,441 --> 00:20:10,109 The obvious culprit is... 446 00:20:10,111 --> 00:20:11,376 Blanche! 447 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,645 Her clarinet music grossed us out! 448 00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:16,982 Or maybe just seeing her wet the reed grossed us out! 449 00:20:16,984 --> 00:20:19,418 [ clarinet plays ] 450 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:24,923 As I was saying, I'm thrilled to win, 451 00:20:24,925 --> 00:20:28,860 But I'm even more excited to do it with my mom. 452 00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:31,130 Don't be gross. You know what I mean. 453 00:20:31,132 --> 00:20:32,263 I love you, mom! 454 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,433 [ mumbling indistinctly ] 455 00:20:36,337 --> 00:20:38,069 [ retching ] 456 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,672 Steve, my head's stuck. 457 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,941 [ nail gun firing ] 458 00:20:42,943 --> 00:20:46,745 Yes! Take that, shingle! Ya got fixed, son! 459 00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:58,023 ♪♪ 460 00:20:58,025 --> 00:20:59,958 Bye! Have a great time!