1 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:04,869 Newscaster: Anyone who's been exposed to asbestos 2 00:00:04,871 --> 00:00:07,005 May be entitled to compensation. 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,273 And anyone who's anyone 4 00:00:08,275 --> 00:00:10,875 Will be at tonight's sold-out shaggy concert! 5 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:14,012 Ugh! I wish I had tickets to see shaggy. 6 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,480 He's my favorite musician. 7 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:18,283 And my best friends, danuta and nerfer, are gonna be there. 8 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:20,819 You're in luck, 9 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:24,823 Because your father and I bought the last two tickets! 10 00:00:24,825 --> 00:00:26,691 One for you, one for steve. 11 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:27,960 Yippee! Oh, hell yeah! 12 00:00:27,962 --> 00:00:29,227 The only thing better 13 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:31,163 Than seeing shaggy with my best friends 14 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:33,999 Is seeing him with my little brother! 15 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:37,369 Oh! I love you guys so much. 16 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:40,038 I don't know what I'd do if anything were to ever happen 17 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,774 To one of -- [ laser zaps ] 18 00:00:41,776 --> 00:00:43,776 [ all screaming ] 19 00:00:43,778 --> 00:00:45,377 [ ominous music plays ] 20 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:48,814 [ laughing ] 21 00:00:49,984 --> 00:00:55,053 Another steve down, infinite steves to go. 22 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,990 Look at all these universes I've been to. 23 00:00:57,992 --> 00:01:00,225 Look at all the steves I've killed! 24 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:02,727 Man, no one's ever impressed 25 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:05,130 When I show them all the dead steves. 26 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:09,534 ♪♪ 27 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:12,404 ♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪ [ voices overlapping ] 28 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:16,274 ♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ 29 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:20,145 ♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪ [ voices overlapping ] 30 00:01:20,147 --> 00:01:23,782 ♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪ 31 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,819 [ down-tempo music plays ] 32 00:01:26,821 --> 00:01:29,822 [ all sobbing ] my baby! 33 00:01:29,824 --> 00:01:31,356 My brother! 34 00:01:31,358 --> 00:01:32,957 My roommate kind of! 35 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:34,827 My nephew sometimes! 36 00:01:34,829 --> 00:01:37,696 No father should have to bury a virgin. 37 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:40,432 Why?! Why did this happen? 38 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:41,966 And when?! 39 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:45,204 When can I move into steve's old room?! 40 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:49,974 Senator lewis? What are you doing here? 41 00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:52,244 So, I'm a senator in this universe. 42 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:53,512 Not bad. 43 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:54,913 I'm sorry about your steve, 44 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:56,448 But I don't have time to explain. 45 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,183 That's a different lewis' job. 46 00:01:58,185 --> 00:02:00,519 I'm busy hunting down the steve that killed my family. 47 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:03,922 [ dramatic music plays ] for I shall have my revenge! 48 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:09,127 Hiya, smiths! What is happening?! 49 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,795 That's what I'm here to tell you. 50 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:14,399 Exposition lewis is the name. Explaining stuff's my game. 51 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:16,735 So, first off -- that last lewis? 52 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:18,403 Vengeance lewis? 53 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:21,139 He swore revenge after evil steve killed his family. 54 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,007 Meanwhile, evil steve is traveling 55 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:25,210 From universe to universe killing other steves 56 00:02:25,212 --> 00:02:28,213 To claim their steveness and become the ultimate steve, 57 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:30,482 Kinda like the 2001 jet li film "the one." 58 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,817 Do you have that movie in this universe? 59 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,086 What's a movie? 60 00:02:34,088 --> 00:02:36,221 Mm, they're like tv shows but longer. 61 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:38,090 Speaking of things that take a while, 62 00:02:38,092 --> 00:02:40,793 How about we get that grief process started? 63 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:43,495 What's this? 64 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,831 Oh, that's a 15%-off coupon to mclewis burger, 65 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,100 A greasy spoon I co-own 66 00:02:48,102 --> 00:02:49,834 Alongside infinite other lewises. 67 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,303 There are only a handful of mclewis burgers 68 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:52,837 In the multiverse. 69 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,708 But if you ever find yourself near one, you gotta go! 70 00:02:55,710 --> 00:02:57,309 Tell 'em lewis sent ya. 71 00:02:57,311 --> 00:03:00,178 If you knew this might happen, why didn't you stop it? 72 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,714 [ sighs ] this must be one of those universes 73 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,449 Where people don't listen so good. 74 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:06,251 It's not my job to save people, 75 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:08,253 As I believe I already explained. 76 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:10,322 It's my job to explain stuff. 77 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:12,857 The multiverse exists in a delicate balance, 78 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,727 And we each have a role to play. 79 00:03:14,729 --> 00:03:16,194 All we can do now is hope 80 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,597 Whichever steve evil steve goes after next 81 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,366 Is tough as nails. 82 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:23,736 Steve: Aah! Finger cramp! 83 00:03:23,738 --> 00:03:27,205 Mm! Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. 84 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,473 Mm! 85 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:31,910 [ ominous music plays ] [ electricity crackling ] 86 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:35,480 [ beeping ] 87 00:03:35,482 --> 00:03:37,349 Now that my finger cramp's behind me, 88 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:40,085 Nothing but blue skies ahead -- aah! 89 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:42,020 My little boy fingers again! 90 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:48,594 Mm! Mm. Mm! Mm. Mm. 91 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:52,264 Anyone willing to testify in court is urged to step forward. 92 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:53,731 And anyone who's anyone 93 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:56,268 Will be at tonight's sold-out shaggy concert! 94 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:59,071 Ugh! I wish I had tickets to see shaggy. 95 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:01,339 He's my favorite musician. 96 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:04,109 And my best friends, danuta and nerfer, are gonna be there. 97 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:06,211 You're in luck, 98 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:10,215 Because your father and I bought the last two tickets! 99 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:12,017 You two are the best! 100 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:14,486 Hold up. Did you say two tickets? 101 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,554 One for you, one for steve. 102 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:18,223 Steve? 103 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:19,691 I appreciate the tickets, 104 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:22,294 But I don't want to bring the biggest dork in langley 105 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:24,563 To the best concert this town has ever seen! 106 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:27,565 Hayley, your father and I 107 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:30,368 Both wish we were closer with our siblings. 108 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:32,504 My sister gwen never visits, 109 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:35,507 And stan's brother is barely even canon. 110 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:36,774 It's true. 111 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,910 I'd hate for you and steve to end up like me 112 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:40,446 And whatever my brother's name is. 113 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:42,180 Steve and I live together. 114 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:45,050 Yes, but even I know you're not as close as you used to be. 115 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:47,986 The fish is right. You two used to be inseparable. 116 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:49,587 That's why we bought these tickets. 117 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:52,524 You were always singing that one shaggy song to steve. 118 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:54,726 ♪ stevie, you're my angel ♪ 119 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:58,396 ♪ you're my darling angel ♪ 120 00:04:58,398 --> 00:05:02,000 ♪ closer than my peeps you are to me ♪ 121 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:03,802 ♪ stevie ♪ 122 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,537 We were kids back then. 123 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:08,406 I'm older now, and steve's a dork. 124 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:10,608 Oh, for sure. Huge dork. 125 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:13,545 Some days I'm embarrassed he ever slid out of me. 126 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:16,882 But he's still your little brother. 127 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:18,283 Great news, hayley! 128 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:19,685 Mom told me about the shaggy concert, 129 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:22,754 So I spent all morning drawing schematics of the venue. 130 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:26,624 I've got all kinds of intimate details about the shark's nest. 131 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:29,427 You see? This is why I don't want to hang out with him. 132 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:31,229 The concert hasn't even started, 133 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:33,165 And he's already ruining it for me! 134 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,401 [ sniffs, whimpers ] 135 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:38,704 Now what are you doing? 136 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:40,038 Drawing schematics 137 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:43,441 For the fastest way tears can run down my face! 138 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:45,643 [ sobs ] [ door opens, closes ] 139 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:46,712 Whatever. 140 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:48,646 We'll make up later. We always do. 141 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:50,648 So, can I get those tickets? No way. 142 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:53,385 You either take your little brother to see shaggy 143 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:55,521 Or you don't see shaggy at all. 144 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:56,722 [ groans ] 145 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,256 [ sobbing ] 146 00:05:58,258 --> 00:06:00,592 I just want a sister who loves me, 147 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,861 A sister who wants to spend time with me. 148 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,596 Is that so much to ask? 149 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,332 Don't worry, weaker steve. 150 00:06:06,334 --> 00:06:09,667 I'll make you less sad -- by killing you! 151 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:13,004 [ dramatic music plays ] aah! 152 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:14,406 Oh, god. A dead white boy! 153 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:16,074 They'll give me the chair for this! 154 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:17,543 Think, lewis. Think. 155 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:20,612 I know. I'll move to France. It worked for polanski. 156 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:22,748 Principal lewis! You saved me! 157 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:25,751 Steve? How many of you are there? 158 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:27,819 How many of me are there? 159 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,555 [ chuckles ] gotcha. Aah! 160 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:32,324 Wait. You're not evil steve. 161 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:38,364 No! Now I've lost my family and my revenge! 162 00:06:38,366 --> 00:06:42,100 Uh, excuse me. But what's going on? 163 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:43,569 I'm glad you asked. 164 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,837 ...And to jump from universe to universe, 165 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,172 We use these armbands 166 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:49,507 That turn your butthole into a black hole, 167 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,509 Which transports you through time and space. 168 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:54,712 Ah, yes. As carl sagan theorized. 169 00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:57,382 If there are infinite universes, is there a universe 170 00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:59,451 Where my sister wants to hang out with me? 171 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:01,119 There's a universe for everything. 172 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,254 Please start listening. 173 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:04,456 Hayley. You came after me. 174 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,658 Yeah, but only because mom won't let me go 175 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,594 To the shaggy concert without you. 176 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:11,797 If you think spending time with me is such a problem, 177 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:15,333 I'll make sure you never have to do it again! 178 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:18,536 Is it just me, or do we look like a thumbnail 179 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:20,272 To a sick-ass porno? 180 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:22,474 What's a porno? 181 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:25,611 Sit. I have much to explain. 182 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,347 In some ways, what's a porno? 183 00:07:28,349 --> 00:07:30,982 Porn's one of humanity's oldest art forms. 184 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:35,186 Huh. And people touch themselves while watching it? 185 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,055 Oh, like you wouldn't believe. 186 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,925 Okay. I got to ask. What the heck is going on?! 187 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:42,794 I never get to explain this much stuff in one day. 188 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,463 This is clearly a story about valuing 189 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:46,998 What fleeting time you have with the ones you love. 190 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,333 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 191 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:50,469 I meant about the portals and the multiple lewises and stuff. 192 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:52,938 Okay. Here goes. [ inhales deeply ] 193 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:55,740 ...So your steve stole evil steve's armband 194 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,542 And portaled into the multiverse. 195 00:07:57,544 --> 00:08:00,078 Great. How am I supposed to find that dork now? 196 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,413 I need him so I can go to the shaggy concert. 197 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,549 The steve I vowed to kill is dead. 198 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:05,951 My vengeance was stolen, 199 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:07,419 So my journey ends here. 200 00:08:07,421 --> 00:08:10,421 Take my armband. And let me give you my std. 201 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:11,623 Uh... 202 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,492 He means steve tracking device. 203 00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:16,695 In his universe, there are no sexually transmitted diseases. 204 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:20,099 Also, princess diana is still alive, but she's a huge bitch. 205 00:08:20,101 --> 00:08:21,433 It's true. 206 00:08:21,435 --> 00:08:22,834 In every universe where princess di is alive, 207 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,303 Pretty much everyone hates her. 208 00:08:24,305 --> 00:08:26,037 To portal in and out of universes, 209 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:27,839 Push the big button on the armband. 210 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,041 The steve tracking device works like a bloodhound. 211 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:31,843 It'll guide you to your steve over time, 212 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,645 But it can't take you right to him. 213 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:39,050 You're the lewis who killed evil steve and stole my revenge! 214 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:42,187 If it's vengeance you're after, you're talking to the right guy. 215 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,655 I've got a long list of people 216 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,124 Who've been cruisin' for a bruisin'. 217 00:08:45,126 --> 00:08:47,993 Eh, works for me. Exposition lewis, you in? 218 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,462 I'd love to, fellow lewises, but duty calls. 219 00:08:50,464 --> 00:08:53,799 Someone out there is wondering why people like wes anderson, 220 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:55,734 And it's my job to explain it to them. 221 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:59,505 But that's the one thing I don't know. 222 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,541 Hey, stranger. 223 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:06,611 Welcome to the oops! All barrys universe. 224 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:07,879 You got any steves? 225 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,281 Just barrys. And one shaggy. 226 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:14,820 Anybarry who's anybarry is gonna be at his show tonight. 227 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,557 Not me, though. 228 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,561 [ beeping ] 229 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,097 Steve! 230 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,166 There you are. 231 00:09:27,168 --> 00:09:28,900 Oh. Uh... 232 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,370 Were you expecting a white steve? 233 00:09:31,372 --> 00:09:34,406 This... Feels like a trap. 234 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,178 Well, this seems normal. 235 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:42,447 ♪ flag, flag, flag, flag-flag, fla-a-a-g ♪ 236 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:44,483 [ sighs ] 237 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:48,387 [ beeping ] oh! Getting closer. 238 00:09:48,389 --> 00:09:49,755 Steve: Hey, hayley! 239 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,124 I'm a bowl! Nope. 240 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:56,462 ♪ bowl, bowl, bowl, bowl-bowl, bow-w-w-l ♪ 241 00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:59,598 Welcome to mclewis burger. 242 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,600 We've got some of the most pretty-good burgers 243 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:02,934 In this part of the multiverse. 244 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,736 Is your steve dead? No! 245 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,671 That's too bad. You could've gotten 15% off. 246 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:08,007 Could you hurry up? 247 00:10:08,009 --> 00:10:10,709 Some of us are in mourning and are very hungry. 248 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,080 [ beeping ] wait. 249 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,748 Wasn't I already in this universe? 250 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,083 No. Are you sure? 251 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:20,151 'cause I literally just saw a black steve. 252 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,686 So let me get this straight. 253 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:24,155 Infinite universes with infinite possibilities, 254 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,691 And you can't fathom two black steves? 255 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:28,693 No. I just... I-I didn't... 256 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:30,161 I-I'm not... 257 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,362 Hey. Hayley. 258 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,497 Just popping in to explain 259 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:35,233 That you're really embarrassing yourself. 260 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,970 [ mid-tempo music playing, woman moaning ] 261 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,371 [ horse neighs ] 262 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,708 This porno stuff isn't for me. 263 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,643 But this is fantastic! 264 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,711 You call it... Marijuana? 265 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,113 Well, that's one word for it. 266 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,515 So your universe doesn't have porn or drugs? 267 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,251 How the hell do you relax? 268 00:10:52,253 --> 00:10:54,920 Used to be all I needed to unwind [ ominous music plays ] 269 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:57,055 Was to see my wife and kids. 270 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,658 The steve in my original universe was our nanny. 271 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:02,661 Then evil steve blew up my house just to kill him. 272 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:05,064 [ evil laughter, screams echoing ] 273 00:11:05,066 --> 00:11:06,465 I wish I'd died. 274 00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:09,334 But cyborg technology gave me another chance. 275 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,869 A chance at revenge. 276 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,605 Which you stole from me, and now we're here. 277 00:11:13,607 --> 00:11:15,540 I lost my family, too. 278 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,809 My best friend slept with my wife. 279 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,144 And that man lives here? 280 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,412 That's the guy we're about to beat down? No. 281 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:24,283 This is the house of some punk who disrespected me at my job. 282 00:11:24,285 --> 00:11:27,686 Nah, man. I didn't roll with you to pick up chump change. 283 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:31,156 We need to take down the man who destroyed your family! 284 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,157 Yeah. 285 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,959 Yeah! Yeah! 286 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,360 Yeah! 287 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,828 [ engine revving ] 288 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,897 Principal lewis: It's your lucky day, punk! 289 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,700 We was finna [bleep] you up for disrespecting me, 290 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,502 But we got bigger fish to fry! 291 00:11:43,504 --> 00:11:44,903 [ tires squealing ] 292 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,371 I... 293 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,907 [ down-tempo music plays ] 294 00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:54,379 I love you. I'll always love you. 295 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,248 But there's still something I'm searching for -- 296 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,450 A sister who likes me. 297 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,052 I understand, my love. 298 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,455 Please. Raise our son to be strong. 299 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,525 White steve! There you are. 300 00:12:06,527 --> 00:12:08,393 Now come home so I can see shaggy. 301 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,797 Did you have sex with a lady version of your best friend -- 302 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,398 And get her pregnant? 303 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,267 How is she already this far along? 304 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:19,538 Time works differently in different universes. 305 00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:21,006 And we didn't have sex. 306 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:23,008 In this universe, you get someone pregnant 307 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,810 By gazing tenderly into their eyes. 308 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:28,881 And, boy, did we gaze at each other. 309 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,616 Steve, let's go. No. 310 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,284 You only ran after me 311 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:36,087 So mom would let you go to your precious shaggy concert, 312 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,089 And even after traveling the multiverse, 313 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,392 That's still all you care about! 314 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:44,830 I'm just gonna say it, girl. You suck. 315 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:47,166 [ whirring ] 316 00:12:47,168 --> 00:12:50,035 Hayley, these glitches mean we're running out of time. 317 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,303 You and steve have to get back to your universe. 318 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,239 You two have a destiny to fulfill, 319 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:57,042 And if you two don't make it to that shaggy concert, 320 00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:59,110 The entire multiverse will implode! 321 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,779 Why didn't you say that earlier? 322 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,981 It wasn't pertinent information before! 323 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,050 I like to reveal details as they're needed. 324 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,651 That's how exposition works! 325 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,987 Hey! Could you two scream louder? 326 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:11,523 As you know, all this stress is good for the baby. 327 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,694 ♪♪ 328 00:13:15,696 --> 00:13:17,896 [ games beeping ] 329 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:22,167 ♪♪ 330 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,368 I don't get it. 331 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,504 This freak show of a universe -- no offense -- 332 00:13:25,506 --> 00:13:27,105 Is perfect for steve. 333 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,240 Why'd he leave? 334 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:30,175 Because he's looking for a version of you 335 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,576 Who wants to hang out with him. 336 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,777 I see him every day! 337 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,646 Listen. Steve's a good guy. 338 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,781 And he'll be a great absent father. 339 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,383 And he deserves a hayley 340 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:42,054 Who'll do more than just tolerate his presence. 341 00:13:42,056 --> 00:13:43,588 Maybe. 342 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,524 Hey. Should you be drinking? 343 00:13:45,526 --> 00:13:47,192 You're, like, super pregnant. 344 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,261 Don't tell me how to parent. 345 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:52,264 In this universe, babies love wine. 346 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:59,271 [ vehicles whirring, horns honking ] 347 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,540 Move it or lose it, pal! Klaus? 348 00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,341 You're not a fish in this universe? 349 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,743 What's a fish? 350 00:14:04,745 --> 00:14:07,079 Never mind. Hey, what's up with that statue? 351 00:14:07,081 --> 00:14:10,014 That statue's in honor of the steve smith 352 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,218 Who saved our civilization from world war xxxvii 353 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,888 With his schematics for a better life. 354 00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:18,957 Schematics? Could that have been my steve? 355 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,694 Hated that guy. I'm glad he's finally gone. 356 00:14:21,696 --> 00:14:23,295 Hey, steve's not that bad. 357 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,698 And it sounds like he's really helped people here. 358 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,499 Whatever. 359 00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:30,435 I don't want to talk about that dork on my way to see shaggy. 360 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,036 You have a shaggy too? 361 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:35,307 Shaggy is the only constant throughout the multiverse. 362 00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,842 He's right. Shaggy rules. 363 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,711 My steve and I never miss a show. 364 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,646 You're taking steve? 365 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,448 Willingly? Duh. 366 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:47,319 What kind of monster wouldn't take her tumor to see a concert? 367 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:51,790 ♪ tume, tume, tume, tume-tumor-r-r-r ♪ 368 00:14:54,528 --> 00:14:57,296 [ down-tempo music plays ] 369 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:05,804 Mmm! 370 00:15:05,806 --> 00:15:07,539 Mom, you've got to stop doing that 371 00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,007 Or we're gonna run out of steve. 372 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:12,244 We each grieve in our own way, hayley. 373 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,747 Visiting from another universe? 374 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,482 Yeah. What's with the shirt? 375 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:20,485 My steve died. I miss him so much. 376 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:24,022 We did everything together and built so many memories. 377 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,825 Steve and I have had some great times together. 378 00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:28,761 I guess I take that for granted. 379 00:15:28,763 --> 00:15:31,696 There was this song we always used to sing. 380 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,966 ♪ stevie, you're my angel ♪ 381 00:15:33,968 --> 00:15:37,302 ♪ you're my darling angel ♪ 382 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:41,373 ♪ closer than my peeps you are to me ♪ 383 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,775 ♪ stevie ♪ 384 00:15:42,777 --> 00:15:44,309 Oh, I love shaggy. 385 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,044 Before evil steve killed him, 386 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,513 My steve and I had plans to go to tonight's concert. 387 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,382 My steve and I are supposed to go together, 388 00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,250 And after all this, 389 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,719 I kind of don't want to see it without him. What do you mean? 390 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:58,190 Oh, my steve's still alive, but I'm kind of a dick to him. 391 00:15:58,192 --> 00:15:59,591 So he's searching the multiverse 392 00:15:59,593 --> 00:16:01,393 For a hayley who wants to hang out with him. 393 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,862 That's me! You don't deserve your steve! 394 00:16:03,864 --> 00:16:05,129 Let me have him! 395 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,931 No way. I want him now. 396 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:09,868 Besides, he'll never really be your steve, 397 00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:12,070 Just a steve kind of like your steve. 398 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,472 Banana, ba-nah-na. 399 00:16:13,474 --> 00:16:15,607 You're acting like a real princess di right now. 400 00:16:15,609 --> 00:16:18,844 Whatever. I'm out of here. Oh, no, you don't. 401 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:24,416 Well, I'm off to hold a mirror up to society. 402 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,418 [ all cheering ] 403 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,753 [ both grunting ] 404 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,223 Pecan sandies. 405 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,161 I appreciate the tickets, mother. 406 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,031 However, I'd prefer to attend the concert 407 00:16:39,033 --> 00:16:40,432 With just my friends. 408 00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:43,635 I value your honesty, hayley. Wow. 409 00:16:43,637 --> 00:16:45,237 I love this family's ability 410 00:16:45,239 --> 00:16:48,306 To reach conflict-free resolutions. 411 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:49,641 [ both grunting ] 412 00:16:49,643 --> 00:16:51,109 I'll [bleep] cut you! 413 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:54,947 Not if I cut you first, bitch! [ snarls ] 414 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,916 [ beeping ] 415 00:16:57,918 --> 00:17:00,919 I'm so glad you came back to life, big brother. 416 00:17:00,921 --> 00:17:03,188 I didn't come back to life, silly. 417 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,524 I'm a different steve from a different universe. 418 00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:06,991 Plantain, plan-tahn. 419 00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,194 Will you sing me our song again? 420 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,329 ♪ hayley, you're my angel ♪ 421 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,999 ♪ you're my darling angel ♪ 422 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:18,670 ♪ closer than my peeps you are to me ♪ 423 00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:19,938 Hayleys?! 424 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,740 Steve, come home! Steve, come with me! 425 00:17:21,742 --> 00:17:23,408 What are those things? 426 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,009 We're what you grow up to be. 427 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,079 Oh, god! Anything but that! 428 00:17:27,081 --> 00:17:28,881 Steve, you have to pick a hayley, 429 00:17:28,883 --> 00:17:31,083 And I'm the big sister you deserve. 430 00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:32,817 Steve, please stay with me. 431 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:36,088 I'm the little sister who can't afford to lose you again. 432 00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:40,425 Steve...I'm probably not the best hayley for you. 433 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:43,295 Just know that whichever hayley you choose, 434 00:17:43,297 --> 00:17:47,566 Whatever universe you end up in, I'll wish you were with me. 435 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:50,435 That's all I've been searching for! 436 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,772 Besides, these other hayleys are kind of dorks, am I right? 437 00:17:53,774 --> 00:17:55,574 [ ominous music plays ] 438 00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:57,041 [ screams ] 439 00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,977 Go. Now. Go. Now. Go. Now. 440 00:17:58,979 --> 00:18:00,845 Who are they? 441 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,447 There's no time to explain! 442 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:05,250 Which sucks, because there's actually a really cool, 443 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,786 Well-thought-out explanation behind all this. 444 00:18:07,788 --> 00:18:09,588 You have to return to your universe! 445 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:10,855 Your shaggy's in trouble! 446 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:15,327 [ beeping ] 447 00:18:15,329 --> 00:18:18,030 [ dramatic music plays ] [ crowd screaming ] 448 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,066 [ grunts ] 449 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:24,069 Hey. What's this? 450 00:18:24,071 --> 00:18:26,338 [ beeping ] 451 00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:27,872 [ birds chirping ] 452 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,341 Whoa. 453 00:18:29,343 --> 00:18:31,944 Narrator: And so begin the exciting adventures 454 00:18:31,946 --> 00:18:34,413 Of a character you've never met before. 455 00:18:34,415 --> 00:18:37,082 [ dinosaur roaring, man screaming ] 456 00:18:37,818 --> 00:18:39,385 Narrator: Never mind. 457 00:18:41,956 --> 00:18:44,889 [ crowd screaming ] 458 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,359 Come on, men! Shaggy needs us! 459 00:18:47,361 --> 00:18:50,963 Wait a second. Exposition lewis: You and steve have a destiny to fulfill. 460 00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:54,098 Shaggy is the only constant throughout the multiverse. 461 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,634 You gotta save shaggy... 462 00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:58,170 Or we're all gonna die! 463 00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:03,642 Steve, we have to save shaggy. 464 00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:04,643 Good luck. 465 00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:06,110 Two guys nabbed him 466 00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,646 And barricaded themselves in his dressing room. 467 00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:11,049 If only there was some kind of blueprint for this building. 468 00:19:11,051 --> 00:19:13,718 The schematics! The schematics! 469 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:18,123 Shaggy, you son of a bitch. You slept with my wife! 470 00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:19,858 You destroyed my family! 471 00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:21,794 It wasn't me. [ grunts ] 472 00:19:21,796 --> 00:19:23,395 [ light music plays ] admit it! 473 00:19:23,397 --> 00:19:25,530 He said he caught you on the counter! 474 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,865 It wasn't me. 475 00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:28,467 [ grunts ] [ bell chimes ] 476 00:19:28,469 --> 00:19:30,402 [ bluegrass music plays ] liar! 477 00:19:30,404 --> 00:19:33,071 I saw you banging on the sofa! 478 00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:37,076 [ dramatic music plays ] it wasn't me-e-e-e! 479 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:42,881 Lewises! Why are you doing this? 480 00:19:42,883 --> 00:19:44,082 Picture this -- 481 00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:45,417 He and my wife are both butt-naked, 482 00:19:45,419 --> 00:19:46,885 Banging on the bathroom floor! 483 00:19:46,887 --> 00:19:48,620 And I'm owed my revenge! 484 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,555 [ machinery whirring ] 485 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,623 [ grunts ] 486 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,358 You both have issues. 487 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,428 But you also have each other, like brothers. 488 00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:57,696 Don't focus on what you've lost. 489 00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,964 Think about the time you're still lucky enough 490 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:00,899 To have together. 491 00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:03,902 But I'm owed my revenge! 492 00:20:03,904 --> 00:20:06,104 Nah, bro. She's right. 493 00:20:06,106 --> 00:20:07,906 As long as you and I are together, 494 00:20:07,908 --> 00:20:09,374 We don't need anything else. 495 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,376 We can be a new family. 496 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,711 Yeah. 497 00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:14,312 Yeah! Yeah! 498 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,048 Yeah! 499 00:20:18,252 --> 00:20:20,052 I love you, little bro. 500 00:20:20,054 --> 00:20:22,588 I love you too, hayley. 501 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,425 I'm never playing this town again. 502 00:20:27,528 --> 00:20:32,665 All: At last, the multiverse is at ease. 503 00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:35,434 [ mid-tempo music plays ] 504 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,136 It was me. 505 00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:40,205 It has always been me. 506 00:20:40,207 --> 00:20:42,541 And it shall forever be me. 507 00:20:42,543 --> 00:20:47,679 For I am mr. Boombastic, creator of worlds, 508 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:52,350 Master of the multiverse, the one true god. 509 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:58,823 And all you shorties are my angels. 510 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,592 Bye-bye! See you soon.