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Newscaster: Anyone who's been
exposed to asbestos
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May be entitled
to compensation.
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And anyone who's anyone
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Will be at tonight's
sold-out shaggy concert!
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Ugh! I wish I had tickets
to see shaggy.
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He's my favorite
musician.
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And my best friends, danuta
and nerfer, are gonna be there.
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You're in luck,
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Because your father and I bought
the last two tickets!
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One for you,
one for steve.
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Yippee!
Oh, hell yeah!
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The only thing better
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Than seeing shaggy
with my best friends
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Is seeing him
with my little brother!
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Oh!
I love you guys so much.
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I don't know what I'd do
if anything were to ever happen
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To one of --
[ laser zaps ]
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[ all screaming ]
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[ ominous music plays ]
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[ laughing ]
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Another steve down,
infinite steves to go.
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Look at all these universes
I've been to.
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Look at all the steves
I've killed!
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Man, no one's
ever impressed
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When I show them
all the dead steves.
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♪♪
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♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪
[ voices overlapping ]
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪
[ voices overlapping ]
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♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪
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[ down-tempo music plays ]
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[ all sobbing ]
my baby!
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My brother!
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My roommate kind of!
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My nephew sometimes!
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No father should have to bury
a virgin.
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Why?!
Why did this happen?
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And when?!
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When can I move
into steve's old room?!
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Senator lewis?
What are you doing here?
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So, I'm a senator
in this universe.
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Not bad.
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I'm sorry about your steve,
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But I don't have time
to explain.
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That's a different lewis' job.
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I'm busy hunting down the steve
that killed my family.
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[ dramatic music plays ]
for I shall have my revenge!
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Hiya, smiths!
What is happening?!
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That's what I'm here
to tell you.
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Exposition lewis is the name.
Explaining stuff's my game.
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So, first off --
that last lewis?
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Vengeance lewis?
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He swore revenge after
evil steve killed his family.
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Meanwhile,
evil steve is traveling
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From universe to universe
killing other steves
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To claim their steveness
and become the ultimate steve,
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Kinda like the 2001 jet li film
"the one."
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Do you have that movie
in this universe?
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What's a movie?
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Mm, they're like tv shows
but longer.
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Speaking of things
that take a while,
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How about we get
that grief process started?
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What's this?
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Oh, that's a 15%-off coupon
to mclewis burger,
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A greasy spoon
I co-own
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Alongside infinite
other lewises.
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There are only a handful
of mclewis burgers
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In the multiverse.
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But if you ever find yourself
near one, you gotta go!
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Tell 'em lewis sent ya.
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If you knew this might happen,
why didn't you stop it?
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[ sighs ] this must be
one of those universes
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Where people don't listen
so good.
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It's not my job to save people,
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As I believe
I already explained.
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It's my job to explain stuff.
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The multiverse exists
in a delicate balance,
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And we each have a role
to play.
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All we can do now
is hope
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Whichever steve
evil steve goes after next
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Is tough as nails.
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Steve:
Aah! Finger cramp!
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Mm! Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm.
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Mm!
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[ ominous music plays ]
[ electricity crackling ]
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[ beeping ]
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Now that my finger cramp's
behind me,
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Nothing but blue skies ahead --
aah!
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My little boy fingers again!
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Mm! Mm. Mm!
Mm. Mm.
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Anyone willing to testify in
court is urged to step forward.
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And anyone who's anyone
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Will be at tonight's
sold-out shaggy concert!
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Ugh! I wish I had tickets
to see shaggy.
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He's my favorite
musician.
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And my best friends, danuta
and nerfer, are gonna be there.
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You're in luck,
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Because your father and I bought
the last two tickets!
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You two are the best!
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Hold up.
Did you say two tickets?
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One for you,
one for steve.
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Steve?
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I appreciate the tickets,
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But I don't want to bring
the biggest dork in langley
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To the best concert
this town has ever seen!
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Hayley, your father and I
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Both wish we were closer
with our siblings.
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My sister gwen
never visits,
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And stan's brother
is barely even canon.
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It's true.
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I'd hate for you and steve
to end up like me
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And whatever
my brother's name is.
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Steve and I
live together.
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Yes, but even I know you're
not as close as you used to be.
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The fish is right.
You two used to be inseparable.
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That's why we bought
these tickets.
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You were always singing
that one shaggy song to steve.
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♪ stevie,
you're my angel ♪
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♪ you're my darling
angel ♪
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♪ closer than my peeps
you are to me ♪
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♪ stevie ♪
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We were kids back then.
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I'm older now,
and steve's a dork.
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Oh, for sure.
Huge dork.
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Some days I'm embarrassed
he ever slid out of me.
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But he's still
your little brother.
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Great news, hayley!
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Mom told me about
the shaggy concert,
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So I spent all morning
drawing schematics of the venue.
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I've got all kinds of intimate
details about the shark's nest.
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You see? This is why I don't
want to hang out with him.
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The concert
hasn't even started,
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And he's already ruining it
for me!
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[ sniffs, whimpers ]
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Now what
are you doing?
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Drawing schematics
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For the fastest way tears
can run down my face!
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[ sobs ]
[ door opens, closes ]
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Whatever.
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We'll make up later.
We always do.
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So, can I get
those tickets?
No way.
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You either take your
little brother to see shaggy
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Or you don't see shaggy
at all.
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[ groans ]
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[ sobbing ]
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I just want a sister
who loves me,
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A sister who wants to spend
time with me.
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Is that so much to ask?
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Don't worry,
weaker steve.
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I'll make you less sad --
by killing you!
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[ dramatic music plays ]
aah!
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Oh, god.
A dead white boy!
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They'll give me the chair
for this!
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Think, lewis.
Think.
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I know. I'll move to France.
It worked for polanski.
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Principal lewis!
You saved me!
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Steve?
How many of you are there?
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How many of me
are there?
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[ chuckles ]
gotcha.
Aah!
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Wait.
You're not evil steve.
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No! Now I've lost my family
and my revenge!
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Uh, excuse me.
But what's going on?
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I'm glad you asked.
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...And to jump from universe
to universe,
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We use these armbands
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That turn your butthole
into a black hole,
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Which transports you
through time and space.
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Ah, yes.
As carl sagan theorized.
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If there are infinite universes,
is there a universe
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Where my sister
wants to hang out with me?
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There's a universe
for everything.
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Please start listening.
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Hayley.
You came after me.
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Yeah, but only because
mom won't let me go
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To the shaggy concert
without you.
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If you think spending time
with me is such a problem,
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I'll make sure
you never have to do it again!
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Is it just me,
or do we look like a thumbnail
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To a sick-ass porno?
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What's a porno?
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Sit.
I have much to explain.
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In some ways,
what's a porno?
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Porn's one of humanity's
oldest art forms.
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Huh. And people touch themselves
while watching it?
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Oh, like you
wouldn't believe.
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Okay. I got to ask.
What the heck is going on?!
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I never get to explain
this much stuff in one day.
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This is clearly a story
about valuing
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What fleeting time you have
with the ones you love.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I meant about the portals and
the multiple lewises and stuff.
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Okay. Here goes.
[ inhales deeply ]
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...So your steve stole
evil steve's armband
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And portaled
into the multiverse.
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Great. How am I supposed to find
that dork now?
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I need him so I can go
to the shaggy concert.
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The steve I vowed to kill
is dead.
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My vengeance was stolen,
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So my journey ends here.
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Take my armband.
And let me give you my std.
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Uh...
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He means
steve tracking device.
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In his universe, there are no
sexually transmitted diseases.
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Also, princess diana is still
alive, but she's a huge bitch.
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It's true.
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In every universe
where princess di is alive,
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Pretty much everyone
hates her.
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To portal in and out
of universes,
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Push the big button
on the armband.
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The steve tracking device
works like a bloodhound.
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It'll guide you to your steve
over time,
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But it can't take you
right to him.
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You're the lewis who killed
evil steve and stole my revenge!
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If it's vengeance you're after,
you're talking to the right guy.
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I've got a long list
of people
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Who've been cruisin'
for a bruisin'.
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Eh, works for me.
Exposition lewis, you in?
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I'd love to, fellow lewises,
but duty calls.
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Someone out there is wondering
why people like wes anderson,
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And it's my job to explain it
to them.
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But that's the one thing
I don't know.
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Hey, stranger.
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Welcome to the oops! All barrys
universe.
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You got any steves?
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Just barrys.
And one shaggy.
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Anybarry who's anybarry
is gonna be at his show tonight.
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Not me, though.
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[ beeping ]
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Steve!
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There you are.
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Oh.
Uh...
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Were you expecting
a white steve?
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This...
Feels like a trap.
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Well, this seems normal.
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♪ flag, flag, flag,
flag-flag, fla-a-a-g ♪
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[ sighs ]
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[ beeping ]
oh! Getting closer.
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Steve:
Hey, hayley!
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I'm a bowl!
Nope.
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♪ bowl, bowl, bowl,
bowl-bowl, bow-w-w-l ♪
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Welcome
to mclewis burger.
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We've got some of the most
pretty-good burgers
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In this part
of the multiverse.
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Is your steve dead?
No!
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That's too bad.
You could've gotten 15% off.
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00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:08,007
Could you hurry up?
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Some of us are in mourning
and are very hungry.
248
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,080
[ beeping ]
wait.
249
00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,748
Wasn't I already
in this universe?
250
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,083
No.
Are you sure?
251
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:20,151
'cause I literally just saw
a black steve.
252
00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,686
So let me
get this straight.
253
00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:24,155
Infinite universes
with infinite possibilities,
254
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,691
And you can't fathom
two black steves?
255
00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:28,693
No. I just...
I-I didn't...
256
00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:30,161
I-I'm not...
257
00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,362
Hey.
Hayley.
258
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,497
Just popping in
to explain
259
00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:35,233
That you're really
embarrassing yourself.
260
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,970
[ mid-tempo music playing,
woman moaning ]
261
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,371
[ horse neighs ]
262
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,708
This porno stuff
isn't for me.
263
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,643
But this is fantastic!
264
00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,711
You call it...
Marijuana?
265
00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,113
Well, that's one word
for it.
266
00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,515
So your universe
doesn't have porn or drugs?
267
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,251
How the hell
do you relax?
268
00:10:52,253 --> 00:10:54,920
Used to be
all I needed to unwind
[ ominous music plays ]
269
00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:57,055
Was to see my wife
and kids.
270
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,658
The steve in my original
universe was our nanny.
271
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:02,661
Then evil steve blew up my house
just to kill him.
272
00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:05,064
[ evil laughter,
screams echoing ]
273
00:11:05,066 --> 00:11:06,465
I wish I'd died.
274
00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:09,334
But cyborg technology
gave me another chance.
275
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,869
A chance at revenge.
276
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,605
Which you stole from me,
and now we're here.
277
00:11:13,607 --> 00:11:15,540
I lost my family, too.
278
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,809
My best friend slept
with my wife.
279
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,144
And that man
lives here?
280
00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,412
That's the guy
we're about to beat down?
No.
281
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:24,283
This is the house of some punk
who disrespected me at my job.
282
00:11:24,285 --> 00:11:27,686
Nah, man. I didn't roll with you
to pick up chump change.
283
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:31,156
We need to take down the man
who destroyed your family!
284
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,157
Yeah.
285
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,959
Yeah!
Yeah!
286
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,360
Yeah!
287
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,828
[ engine revving ]
288
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,897
Principal lewis:
It's your lucky day, punk!
289
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,700
We was finna [bleep] you up
for disrespecting me,
290
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,502
But we got bigger fish
to fry!
291
00:11:43,504 --> 00:11:44,903
[ tires squealing ]
292
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,371
I...
293
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,907
[ down-tempo music plays ]
294
00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:54,379
I love you.
I'll always love you.
295
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,248
But there's still something
I'm searching for --
296
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,450
A sister who likes me.
297
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,052
I understand, my love.
298
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,455
Please.
Raise our son to be strong.
299
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,525
White steve!
There you are.
300
00:12:06,527 --> 00:12:08,393
Now come home
so I can see shaggy.
301
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,797
Did you have sex with a lady
version of your best friend --
302
00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,398
And get her pregnant?
303
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,267
How is she already this
far along?
304
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:19,538
Time works differently
in different universes.
305
00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:21,006
And we didn't have sex.
306
00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:23,008
In this universe,
you get someone pregnant
307
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,810
By gazing tenderly
into their eyes.
308
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:28,881
And, boy, did we gaze
at each other.
309
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,616
Steve, let's go.
No.
310
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,284
You only ran after me
311
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:36,087
So mom would let you go
to your precious shaggy concert,
312
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,089
And even after traveling
the multiverse,
313
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,392
That's still
all you care about!
314
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:44,830
I'm just gonna say it, girl.
You suck.
315
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:47,166
[ whirring ]
316
00:12:47,168 --> 00:12:50,035
Hayley, these glitches mean
we're running out of time.
317
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,303
You and steve have to get back
to your universe.
318
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,239
You two have a destiny
to fulfill,
319
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:57,042
And if you two don't make it
to that shaggy concert,
320
00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:59,110
The entire multiverse
will implode!
321
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,779
Why didn't you say that
earlier?
322
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,981
It wasn't pertinent information
before!
323
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,050
I like to reveal details
as they're needed.
324
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,651
That's how exposition
works!
325
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,987
Hey!
Could you two scream louder?
326
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:11,523
As you know, all this stress
is good for the baby.
327
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,694
♪♪
328
00:13:15,696 --> 00:13:17,896
[ games beeping ]
329
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:22,167
♪♪
330
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,368
I don't get it.
331
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,504
This freak show of a universe --
no offense --
332
00:13:25,506 --> 00:13:27,105
Is perfect for steve.
333
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,240
Why'd he leave?
334
00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:30,175
Because he's looking for
a version of you
335
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,576
Who wants to hang out
with him.
336
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,777
I see him every day!
337
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,646
Listen.
Steve's a good guy.
338
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,781
And he'll be a great
absent father.
339
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,383
And he deserves a hayley
340
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:42,054
Who'll do more than just
tolerate his presence.
341
00:13:42,056 --> 00:13:43,588
Maybe.
342
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,524
Hey.
Should you be drinking?
343
00:13:45,526 --> 00:13:47,192
You're, like,
super pregnant.
344
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,261
Don't tell me
how to parent.
345
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:52,264
In this universe,
babies love wine.
346
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:59,271
[ vehicles whirring,
horns honking ]
347
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,540
Move it or lose it, pal!
Klaus?
348
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,341
You're not a fish
in this universe?
349
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,743
What's a fish?
350
00:14:04,745 --> 00:14:07,079
Never mind.
Hey, what's up with that statue?
351
00:14:07,081 --> 00:14:10,014
That statue's in honor
of the steve smith
352
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,218
Who saved our civilization
from world war xxxvii
353
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,888
With his schematics
for a better life.
354
00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:18,957
Schematics?
Could that have been my steve?
355
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,694
Hated that guy.
I'm glad he's finally gone.
356
00:14:21,696 --> 00:14:23,295
Hey, steve's not that bad.
357
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,698
And it sounds like
he's really helped people here.
358
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,499
Whatever.
359
00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:30,435
I don't want to talk about that
dork on my way to see shaggy.
360
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,036
You have a shaggy too?
361
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:35,307
Shaggy is the only constant
throughout the multiverse.
362
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,842
He's right.
Shaggy rules.
363
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,711
My steve and I
never miss a show.
364
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,646
You're taking steve?
365
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,448
Willingly?
Duh.
366
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:47,319
What kind of monster wouldn't
take her tumor to see a concert?
367
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:51,790
♪ tume, tume, tume,
tume-tumor-r-r-r ♪
368
00:14:54,528 --> 00:14:57,296
[ down-tempo music plays ]
369
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:05,804
Mmm!
370
00:15:05,806 --> 00:15:07,539
Mom, you've got to stop
doing that
371
00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,007
Or we're gonna run out
of steve.
372
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:12,244
We each grieve in our own way,
hayley.
373
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,747
Visiting from
another universe?
374
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,482
Yeah.
What's with the shirt?
375
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:20,485
My steve died.
I miss him so much.
376
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:24,022
We did everything together
and built so many memories.
377
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,825
Steve and I have had
some great times together.
378
00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:28,761
I guess I take that
for granted.
379
00:15:28,763 --> 00:15:31,696
There was this song
we always used to sing.
380
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,966
♪ stevie,
you're my angel ♪
381
00:15:33,968 --> 00:15:37,302
♪ you're my darling
angel ♪
382
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:41,373
♪ closer than my peeps
you are to me ♪
383
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,775
♪ stevie ♪
384
00:15:42,777 --> 00:15:44,309
Oh, I love shaggy.
385
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,044
Before evil steve
killed him,
386
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,513
My steve and I had plans
to go to tonight's concert.
387
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,382
My steve and I are supposed to
go together,
388
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,250
And after all this,
389
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,719
I kind of don't want to see it
without him.
What do you mean?
390
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:58,190
Oh, my steve's still alive,
but I'm kind of a dick to him.
391
00:15:58,192 --> 00:15:59,591
So he's searching
the multiverse
392
00:15:59,593 --> 00:16:01,393
For a hayley who wants to
hang out with him.
393
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,862
That's me!
You don't deserve your steve!
394
00:16:03,864 --> 00:16:05,129
Let me have him!
395
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,931
No way.
I want him now.
396
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:09,868
Besides, he'll never really be
your steve,
397
00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:12,070
Just a steve
kind of like your steve.
398
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,472
Banana, ba-nah-na.
399
00:16:13,474 --> 00:16:15,607
You're acting like
a real princess di right now.
400
00:16:15,609 --> 00:16:18,844
Whatever.
I'm out of here.
Oh, no, you don't.
401
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:24,416
Well, I'm off
to hold a mirror up to society.
402
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,418
[ all cheering ]
403
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,753
[ both grunting ]
404
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,223
Pecan sandies.
405
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,161
I appreciate the tickets,
mother.
406
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,031
However, I'd prefer
to attend the concert
407
00:16:39,033 --> 00:16:40,432
With just my friends.
408
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:43,635
I value your honesty,
hayley.
Wow.
409
00:16:43,637 --> 00:16:45,237
I love
this family's ability
410
00:16:45,239 --> 00:16:48,306
To reach conflict-free
resolutions.
411
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:49,641
[ both grunting ]
412
00:16:49,643 --> 00:16:51,109
I'll [bleep] cut you!
413
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:54,947
Not if I cut you first, bitch!
[ snarls ]
414
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,916
[ beeping ]
415
00:16:57,918 --> 00:17:00,919
I'm so glad you came back
to life, big brother.
416
00:17:00,921 --> 00:17:03,188
I didn't come back to life,
silly.
417
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,524
I'm a different steve
from a different universe.
418
00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:06,991
Plantain, plan-tahn.
419
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,194
Will you sing me
our song again?
420
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,329
♪ hayley,
you're my angel ♪
421
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,999
♪ you're my darling
angel ♪
422
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:18,670
♪ closer than my peeps
you are to me ♪
423
00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:19,938
Hayleys?!
424
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,740
Steve, come home!
Steve, come with me!
425
00:17:21,742 --> 00:17:23,408
What are those things?
426
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,009
We're what you grow up
to be.
427
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,079
Oh, god!
Anything but that!
428
00:17:27,081 --> 00:17:28,881
Steve, you have to pick
a hayley,
429
00:17:28,883 --> 00:17:31,083
And I'm the big sister
you deserve.
430
00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:32,817
Steve, please stay
with me.
431
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:36,088
I'm the little sister who can't
afford to lose you again.
432
00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:40,425
Steve...I'm probably not
the best hayley for you.
433
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:43,295
Just know that whichever hayley
you choose,
434
00:17:43,297 --> 00:17:47,566
Whatever universe you end up in,
I'll wish you were with me.
435
00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:50,435
That's all I've been
searching for!
436
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,772
Besides, these other hayleys
are kind of dorks, am I right?
437
00:17:53,774 --> 00:17:55,574
[ ominous music plays ]
438
00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:57,041
[ screams ]
439
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,977
Go. Now.
Go. Now. Go. Now.
440
00:17:58,979 --> 00:18:00,845
Who are they?
441
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,447
There's no time
to explain!
442
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:05,250
Which sucks, because there's
actually a really cool,
443
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,786
Well-thought-out explanation
behind all this.
444
00:18:07,788 --> 00:18:09,588
You have to return
to your universe!
445
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:10,855
Your shaggy's
in trouble!
446
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:15,327
[ beeping ]
447
00:18:15,329 --> 00:18:18,030
[ dramatic music plays ]
[ crowd screaming ]
448
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,066
[ grunts ]
449
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:24,069
Hey. What's this?
450
00:18:24,071 --> 00:18:26,338
[ beeping ]
451
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:27,872
[ birds chirping ]
452
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,341
Whoa.
453
00:18:29,343 --> 00:18:31,944
Narrator: And so begin
the exciting adventures
454
00:18:31,946 --> 00:18:34,413
Of a character
you've never met before.
455
00:18:34,415 --> 00:18:37,082
[ dinosaur roaring,
man screaming ]
456
00:18:37,818 --> 00:18:39,385
Narrator:
Never mind.
457
00:18:41,956 --> 00:18:44,889
[ crowd screaming ]
458
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,359
Come on, men!
Shaggy needs us!
459
00:18:47,361 --> 00:18:50,963
Wait a second.
Exposition lewis: You and steve
have a destiny to fulfill.
460
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:54,098
Shaggy is the only constant
throughout the multiverse.
461
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,634
You gotta save shaggy...
462
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:58,170
Or we're all
gonna die!
463
00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:03,642
Steve,
we have to save shaggy.
464
00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:04,643
Good luck.
465
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:06,110
Two guys nabbed him
466
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,646
And barricaded themselves
in his dressing room.
467
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:11,049
If only there was some kind
of blueprint for this building.
468
00:19:11,051 --> 00:19:13,718
The schematics!
The schematics!
469
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:18,123
Shaggy, you son of a bitch.
You slept with my wife!
470
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:19,858
You destroyed
my family!
471
00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:21,794
It wasn't me.
[ grunts ]
472
00:19:21,796 --> 00:19:23,395
[ light music plays ]
admit it!
473
00:19:23,397 --> 00:19:25,530
He said he caught you
on the counter!
474
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,865
It wasn't me.
475
00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:28,467
[ grunts ]
[ bell chimes ]
476
00:19:28,469 --> 00:19:30,402
[ bluegrass music plays ]
liar!
477
00:19:30,404 --> 00:19:33,071
I saw you banging
on the sofa!
478
00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:37,076
[ dramatic music plays ]
it wasn't me-e-e-e!
479
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:42,881
Lewises!
Why are you doing this?
480
00:19:42,883 --> 00:19:44,082
Picture this --
481
00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:45,417
He and my wife are both
butt-naked,
482
00:19:45,419 --> 00:19:46,885
Banging on
the bathroom floor!
483
00:19:46,887 --> 00:19:48,620
And I'm owed my revenge!
484
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,555
[ machinery whirring ]
485
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,623
[ grunts ]
486
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,358
You both have issues.
487
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,428
But you also have each other,
like brothers.
488
00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:57,696
Don't focus
on what you've lost.
489
00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,964
Think about the time
you're still lucky enough
490
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:00,899
To have together.
491
00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:03,902
But I'm owed my revenge!
492
00:20:03,904 --> 00:20:06,104
Nah, bro.
She's right.
493
00:20:06,106 --> 00:20:07,906
As long as you and I
are together,
494
00:20:07,908 --> 00:20:09,374
We don't need
anything else.
495
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,376
We can be a new family.
496
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,711
Yeah.
497
00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:14,312
Yeah!
Yeah!
498
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,048
Yeah!
499
00:20:18,252 --> 00:20:20,052
I love you, little bro.
500
00:20:20,054 --> 00:20:22,588
I love you too, hayley.
501
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,425
I'm never playing this town
again.
502
00:20:27,528 --> 00:20:32,665
All: At last,
the multiverse is at ease.
503
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:35,434
[ mid-tempo music plays ]
504
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,136
It was me.
505
00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:40,205
It has always been me.
506
00:20:40,207 --> 00:20:42,541
And it shall forever be me.
507
00:20:42,543 --> 00:20:47,679
For I am mr. Boombastic,
creator of worlds,
508
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:52,350
Master of the multiverse,
the one true god.
509
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:58,823
And all you shorties
are my angels.
510
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,592
Bye-bye!
See you soon.