1 00:00:01,088 --> 00:00:02,915 [SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYS] 2 00:00:03,568 --> 00:00:04,961 FRANCINE: Ready? 3 00:00:04,961 --> 00:00:06,223 Uh-huh. 4 00:00:06,963 --> 00:00:08,617 HAYLEY: No peeking! 5 00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:11,359 Okay! 6 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:14,405 - STEVE: Promise? - Just get the hell on with it already! 7 00:00:14,405 --> 00:00:15,885 HAYLEY: All right, open your eyes. 8 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:20,846 Okay, jock, princess, nerd, stoner. 9 00:00:20,846 --> 00:00:22,979 You're The Breakfast Club? 10 00:00:22,979 --> 00:00:25,503 We're Scooby-Doo, ya jackalope! 11 00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:29,029 Steve, did you wax your legs? 12 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,769 - No. - I did. 13 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:32,684 I wanted to be Velma. 14 00:00:32,684 --> 00:00:34,338 [ALL LAUGHING] 15 00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:38,255 Hey, I can be more than just a "dumb stoner," you know? 16 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:40,518 Can you? No. 17 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:41,650 No, I don't think so. 18 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:44,566 You're a natural-born Shaggy, babe. 19 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:46,655 [CHUCKLES] It's true. 20 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:48,831 Best to stay in your lane, bro. 21 00:00:48,831 --> 00:00:51,790 Speaking of, you're Scooby. 22 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:53,792 Oh, what, 'cause I'm, like, your pet? 23 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:56,056 Screw that! Why can't Roger do it? 24 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,101 Because Roger is in London, 25 00:00:58,101 --> 00:01:01,191 living out his lifelong dream of playing Rumpleteazer 26 00:01:01,191 --> 00:01:03,237 in a West End revival of Cats. 27 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:05,413 Oh, yeah. 28 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:07,763 Look, we all have our roles in the family, 29 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:10,766 and you two are kinda the comic relief. 30 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:14,422 Come on, it's time to go to Danuta's Halloween party. 31 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:16,467 Wait, wasn't Dad gonna drive us? 32 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:18,426 Yeah. Where is Dad, anyway? 33 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:21,385 Did he never come home from work? 34 00:01:21,994 --> 00:01:23,257 Dad? 35 00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:25,128 Stan? 36 00:01:25,955 --> 00:01:27,087 Dad? 37 00:01:27,913 --> 00:01:29,437 Stan? 38 00:01:30,351 --> 00:01:31,569 Dan? 39 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:33,049 I mean, 40 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:34,964 Stad? 41 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:36,052 No answer. 42 00:01:36,052 --> 00:01:37,314 Oh, my God. 43 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:40,622 It's Halloween night, and Stan is... 44 00:01:40,622 --> 00:01:41,971 Missing! 45 00:01:42,798 --> 00:01:44,582 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 46 00:01:53,461 --> 00:01:55,419 Still no answer from your dad. 47 00:01:55,419 --> 00:01:58,205 Well, gang, looks like we've got a mystery on our hands. 48 00:01:58,205 --> 00:02:01,208 This is bullshit. Pigeonholing us like this. 49 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,558 We're not just a couple of bumbling idiots. 50 00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:05,690 Yeah! We're that and more! 51 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:08,519 That's right. I'm not just a fish who says "bro". 52 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:12,132 I'm complex. I have layers. Contradictions. 53 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,742 Me, too. I've got that stuff, too! 54 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:15,700 I have a New Yorker subscription. 55 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,833 Right now, I've got a stack of New Yorkers 56 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:20,444 in my alcove halfway to the damn ceiling, 57 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:23,839 and one of these days, I'm gonna read 'em, too! No joke! 58 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:25,536 I'm a certified doula. 59 00:02:25,536 --> 00:02:28,670 Does that mess up your tidy little idea of who I am? 60 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:31,368 And I have a surprising amount of upper-body strength. 61 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:35,155 Yeah! Go! Go! Go! 62 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:37,244 [GROANS] 63 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:39,202 HAYLEY: What's all that racket back there? 64 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:42,553 It's the sound of us being unique, multi-faceted individuals! 65 00:02:42,553 --> 00:02:44,251 - Yeah. - HAYLEY: We're here. 66 00:02:44,903 --> 00:02:46,427 Whoa. 67 00:02:46,427 --> 00:02:49,995 I don't remember Stan's office being quite so terrifying. 68 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:51,736 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 69 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:56,219 This place is totally deserted. 70 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:58,395 And it looks like everyone left in a hurry. 71 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:01,442 - Probably scared off by the monster. - Yeah. 72 00:03:01,442 --> 00:03:04,053 Monster? That's ridiculous. 73 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:05,968 Look around, Francine! 74 00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:09,232 This whole situation is clearly going full Scooby. 75 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:11,930 It's only a matter of time before we're being chased around 76 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:15,195 by a Wolfman to some generic '60s pop song. 77 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,762 Well, in Scooby-Doo, the monsters are never real. 78 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:20,243 Yeah, but that's a TV show. 79 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:22,202 This is real life. 80 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:24,813 Monster. 81 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:27,511 Monster. 82 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:32,081 BOTH: Monster. 83 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:34,649 Would you two give it a rest? There's no monster. 84 00:03:34,649 --> 00:03:36,477 - [GUN FIRES] - [ALL GASP] 85 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:38,479 Sorry. I thought you were 86 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:39,828 the monster. 87 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:42,047 Told ya. 88 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:46,356 [GRUNTS] 89 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:48,576 There. Now, 90 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:51,274 can I offer anyone a Topo Chico? 91 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:52,362 Yeah, I'll take one. 92 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:54,234 Nice costumes, by the way. 93 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,279 They made us be Shaggy and Scooby, 94 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:59,543 even though we're multi-fascinating individuals. 95 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:00,979 Never mind that. 96 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:03,025 What is going on around here and where's our dad... 97 00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:05,723 I'm not even anything like Shaggy. 98 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:06,768 Zoinks! 99 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:12,034 This holds the answers to your questions. 100 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:15,907 It all started with a crisis of the utmost urgency, 101 00:04:15,907 --> 00:04:18,606 when I, who I've always thought 102 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:20,564 look a hell of a lot like Chris Hemsworth, 103 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:23,611 discovered evidence that someone 104 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:27,832 was using my private executive bathroom. 105 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:31,009 So I, who in another way see myself 106 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:33,838 very much as a Jason Momoa type, 107 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:37,538 tapped my very nearest man, Stan Smith, 108 00:04:37,538 --> 00:04:41,542 to get to the bottom of this fecal feloniousness. 109 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:45,241 You can imagine my shock when he shocked me 110 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:47,722 with some truly shocking news! 111 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:51,291 The culprit was supernatural in nature. 112 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,772 A monstrous ancient demon known as 113 00:04:54,772 --> 00:04:57,558 the Soul Snatcher! 114 00:04:57,558 --> 00:04:59,211 I was all like this. 115 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:04,565 Knowing I'd never be able to set foot in my bathroom again 116 00:05:04,565 --> 00:05:06,741 until this threat was eliminated, 117 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:11,789 I put Stan in charge of a new top-secret unit. Z.O.I.N.C.S. 118 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:14,357 The Zoroastrian, Occult, 119 00:05:14,357 --> 00:05:18,709 Inter-dimensional and Non-rational Creature Section. 120 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:22,452 It's basically a Monster Squad. 121 00:05:22,452 --> 00:05:23,801 ALL: Oh! 122 00:05:23,801 --> 00:05:24,933 KLAUS: Yeah. Okay. 123 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:26,587 Now, I don't know why, 124 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:30,373 but earlier tonight, the Soul Snatcher was somehow unleashed, 125 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:33,855 and went on a soul-snatching rampage. 126 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,770 That's why everyone's gone. 127 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:38,773 That, and the building's being sprayed for termites. 128 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:40,035 So, where's Stan? 129 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:42,385 Probably got his dang soul snatched. 130 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:45,823 If I were you, I'd get out of here while you still can. 131 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:47,825 Not a chance. 132 00:05:47,825 --> 00:05:50,437 Or, I don't know, should we just go? 133 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:55,093 No. We're not leaving here without our dad. 134 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:56,225 - Right? - Right. 135 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:58,445 Come on, gang. Let's go investigate. 136 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:04,320 I think you look like Humpty Dumpty. 137 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:07,802 Anyone find any evidence? 138 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:10,544 Only that your dad's been eating Taco Bell again. 139 00:06:10,544 --> 00:06:12,546 There's literally nothing in his desk 140 00:06:12,546 --> 00:06:15,679 besides fast food wrappers and loose bullets. 141 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:19,944 Maybe these shady-looking characters had something to do with it. 142 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:21,381 Jeff, that's us. 143 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:24,471 - Pay dirt! - What'd you find? 144 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:27,212 I just won this sick-ass Jurassic World shot glass 145 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:28,562 I've been bidding on, on eBay. 146 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:29,998 You know what? 147 00:06:29,998 --> 00:06:32,957 Why don't you and Jeff go find a snack or something. 148 00:06:32,957 --> 00:06:35,699 No way. We want to help find Mr. S. 149 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:37,309 Yeah, this is serious. 150 00:06:37,309 --> 00:06:40,617 Exactly. And all you guys are gonna do is get in the way. 151 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:43,228 You don't know that. We could surprise you. 152 00:06:43,228 --> 00:06:44,621 Could you? 153 00:06:44,621 --> 00:06:47,102 No. No, I don't think so. 154 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:48,451 Maybe we should split up. 155 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:51,454 Wow. So, that's it, huh? 156 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:54,457 Would it be weird for you if I asked out Nerfer? 157 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:57,242 I meant split up into groups to search the building. 158 00:06:57,242 --> 00:06:59,244 I knew that! Fine. 159 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:02,639 Come on, pal. Let's go and find a snack. 160 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:05,207 I actually am pretty hungry. 161 00:07:08,036 --> 00:07:11,866 But now, how the [BLEEP] am I supposed to eat it? 162 00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:15,086 We'll show them we're more than just a pair of boobs. 163 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:17,437 [SNICKERS] "Pair of boobs." 164 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:21,484 We're gonna find Stan and solve the mystery of... 165 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:24,139 What was the monster called again? 166 00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:27,447 [STAMMERS] The Soul Snatcher! 167 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:31,320 No, it definitely started with a "chuh" sound. 168 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,582 Chainsaw Charlie. 169 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:35,759 DEMONIC VOICE: I've come to take your souls! 170 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:36,978 [BOTH SCREAM] 171 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:42,331 What was that you just said again? 172 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:45,508 DEMONIC VOICE: I've come to take your souls! 173 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:47,510 [BOTH SCREAM] 174 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:49,512 Dang it. 175 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:52,907 There's not supposed to be any people in the building right now. 176 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:54,952 We're spraying, for Pete's sake. 177 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:57,520 Why'd you say you were gonna take our souls? 178 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,958 I was talking to the termites in the drywall behind you. 179 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:03,004 I enjoy taunting them, okay? 180 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:04,832 Well, we'll get out of your hair. 181 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:08,575 Okay. You guys have yourselves a fantastic evening. 182 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:10,228 Now, termites... 183 00:08:10,228 --> 00:08:14,668 [IN DEMONIC VOICE] Time to send you to hell! 184 00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:18,280 I don't think I've ever been in this part of the CIA before. 185 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:24,808 [FAKE SNORING] 186 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,029 A dead end? 187 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:30,640 Must be some kind of secret passageway or something. 188 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,424 Hundred bucks it's that candle up there. 189 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:33,817 Why? 190 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:35,515 It's the only thing with that thick-ass outline. 191 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:44,698 What is this place? 192 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:46,569 Z.O.I.N.C.S. headquarters. 193 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:49,354 These are all the evil artifacts we've come across in our hunt 194 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:53,707 for supernatural monsters like, just to name a few, the boogeyman, 195 00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:57,624 - the boogeywoman, and the... - Wolfman! 196 00:08:57,624 --> 00:09:01,584 [CHUCKLES] That's not the Wolfman! That's Agent Wolfman. 197 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:04,674 He's got that cool '70s style going, with the big sideburns. 198 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:06,458 Thanks. Topo Chico? 199 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:08,373 Yeah, I'll get one of those. 200 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:11,594 What happened to our dad? 201 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:13,596 It's too horrible to say. 202 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:15,903 No, I'll never tell. 203 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:19,384 - Please? - Well, okay. 204 00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:22,736 Stan was gung-ho for gettin' them ghouls and goblins. 205 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:25,173 But I couldn't help noticing we hadn't made any progress 206 00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:27,218 on our primary objective. 207 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:31,571 So, earlier tonight, Stan held a seance 208 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,182 to summon and apprehend the Soul Snatcher. 209 00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:36,619 But then it all went wrong. 210 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:38,882 - Terribly wrong? - Exactly. 211 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:41,493 The lights went out, there was a terrible roar, 212 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:44,975 and I heard Stan's soul being devoured by that beast! 213 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:47,456 He was saying things like, "Oh, no, my soul!" 214 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:50,241 And, "It's eating my soul!" And so forth. 215 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:51,982 I'm sorry. 216 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:54,071 But at least we'll be safe from that Soul Snatcher in here... 217 00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:55,420 Oh, my God! There it is! 218 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,728 - [GROWLS] - Run! 219 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:00,556 We're not getting anywhere! 220 00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:02,340 Speak for yourself! I'm... 221 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:04,604 [GRUNTS] Makin' some progress! 222 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,042 [YELPS] 223 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:09,478 [ALL PANTING] 224 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,393 Sorry, I just mopped. 225 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,439 Mr. S? 226 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:16,659 Stan? 227 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:19,096 Soul Snatcher? 228 00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:22,404 Chainsaw Charlie? 229 00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:25,668 [SIGHS] No sign of Stan or the monster anywhere. 230 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,888 And we've looked in four places now. 231 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:30,020 Maybe there is no monster. 232 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:32,849 Or maybe the monster is just, like, 233 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,285 a metaphor. 234 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:35,460 Right. 235 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:38,550 Like, maybe we're the monster. 236 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,465 Society. 237 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,729 The man in the mirror. 238 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,088 [WATER RUNNING] 239 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:57,613 Thanks. 240 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,051 [TEETH CHATTERING] 241 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:06,230 What's gotten into you, pal? 242 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,058 It's the m-m-m... 243 00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:10,757 The m-m-m... Mailman? 244 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,672 I hate that guy! 245 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:16,023 I'm sorry. Okay, what I'm trying to say is... 246 00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:17,154 [CLEARS THROAT] 247 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:18,765 Hummina, hummina, hummina. 248 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:19,853 [GASPS] 249 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:22,725 - 'Scuse us. - [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 250 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:25,119 ♪ Once upon a time, girl 251 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:27,730 ♪ You were always gonna be mine, girl 252 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,907 ♪ Never dreamed I would find a girl like you 253 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:35,520 ♪ Hey now, fairy tale girl 254 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,740 ♪ I know we can still find the magic again 255 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:38,915 [ROARS] 256 00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,525 ♪ Hey now, fairy tale girl 257 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:44,225 Like, I've heard of a floor-stop, but a floor-drop? 258 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,401 You've heard of a "floor-stop"? 259 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:49,273 ♪ Ba-da, ba-da-da-da-da 260 00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:50,405 [MUSIC STOPS] 261 00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:52,059 Snatcher! You're late again! 262 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,757 I need 200 copies of the Henderson file, ASAP! 263 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,717 We gotta FedEx 27 to Boston, 32 to Austin, 264 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,980 63 to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 265 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,330 and 116 to the band Boston. 266 00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:04,375 - Now, get to work! - Now, get to work! 267 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:05,420 [KISSES] 268 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:09,467 [GRUMBLES] Hmm. 269 00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,035 [SQUEAKS] 270 00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,211 [ROARS] 271 00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:19,347 Why do they have so many identical paintings? 272 00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,349 We buy them in bulk at World Market. 273 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,872 [GROANS] 274 00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:25,440 Jeff! Lead it this way! We set a trap! 275 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,096 [MONSTER ROARS] 276 00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:34,231 Whoa! 277 00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:42,631 Time to reveal who this so-called Soul Snatcher really is. 278 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,459 I wonder who it'll be. 279 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:47,201 [SCOFFS] They still don't know. 280 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,811 - [LAUGHS] Oh, my God. - Hold up. 281 00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:51,422 If you're so much smarter than us, 282 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:54,469 how about you tell us who it is before we look. 283 00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:56,601 - Fine. The exterminator. - Dr. Weitzman. 284 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,386 - What? - I say it's Roger. 285 00:12:58,386 --> 00:12:59,909 But Roger's in London. 286 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:02,651 Living out his lifelong dream of playing Rumpleteazer 287 00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:04,435 in a West End revival of Cats. 288 00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,611 Oh, yeah. 289 00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:09,571 Ha! Did none of you notice how it was Stan 290 00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:12,792 who told Bullock there was a monster in the first place? 291 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:17,622 Stan, who was probably the one using Bullock's private bathroom. 292 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:22,714 Because Taco Bell is one of his IBS super-triggers. 293 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:26,936 Meaning that it just might be... 294 00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,332 ALL: Agent Wolfman? 295 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,681 Just as I thought. 296 00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:35,118 - [CELL PHONE CHIMES] - It's Stan. 297 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,120 He's at Danuta's party. 298 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:41,821 I guess maybe we actually said we'd just meet him there? 299 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:45,694 Um, has anybody noticed that Agent Wolfman here isn't moving? 300 00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:49,219 Oh, my God. Is this thing airtight? 301 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,438 No pulse. 302 00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,744 - [ALL GASP] - Oh, my God! We killed him! 303 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,137 [ALL PANTING] 304 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,836 It was self-defense, right? 305 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,273 He was pretending to be a monster! 306 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,101 Is that even a crime? 307 00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:04,452 Why'd you trap him in an airtight sarcophagus? 308 00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,846 Why'd you stop us from opening it? 309 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,238 - [BANGING ON WALL] - JACKSON: Hey, open up the wall! 310 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,892 I need to get in there to mop! 311 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,502 [ALL GASP] 312 00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:14,679 - What are we gonna do? - Oh, God, we're gonna go to jail! 313 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:15,767 FRANCINE: No, wait! 314 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,813 I found another secret passageway. 315 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:21,773 All you gotta do is punch through the drywall 316 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,384 a few times. 317 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,646 [GRUNTS] 318 00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:27,431 Then give it a few good chops! 319 00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,042 Grab that monster costume! 320 00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:31,392 Maybe everyone'll just think the Soul Snatcher killed him. 321 00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,268 KLAUS: "Ruh-roh." 322 00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:40,401 - Am I right? - STEVE: Not now, Klaus! 323 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:46,015 I don't know what happened to all you suckbois last night, 324 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:48,061 but you missed a kick-ass party. 325 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:51,107 Plus, I got myself out of work early to get in a little trick-or-treating. 326 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:54,458 Oh, nice! Big-ass Nerds Rope. 327 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,286 We killed a man! 328 00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:59,289 What was that now? Actually, tell me later. Gotta get to work. 329 00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:02,379 I've got a crazy awesome new secret job there now. 330 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,077 Top secret. Can't tell you about it. 331 00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,382 It's called Z.O.I.N.C.S. 332 00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,471 Super classified. I've said too much already. 333 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:10,648 Z.O.I.N.C.S. is like the X-Files, and I'm in charge of it. 334 00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:13,129 But again, I can't really say anything about it. 335 00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:15,044 Ghosts are real. Gotta motor. 336 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:21,485 - What the hell, Jeff? - I'm sorry! 337 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:25,968 I'm just having some difficulty with the murdering that we did. 338 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,839 We are all on the hook for this. 339 00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:31,060 So we all need to be able to trust each other to keep our mouths shut. 340 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,149 To be rock solid. 341 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,804 Show of hands. Who here is solid? 342 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,241 [JEFF WHIMPERS] 343 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,208 [SIGHS] Nothing but Bamm-Bamms. 344 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,256 [SCREAMS] 345 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,218 [EXHALES IN RELIEF] 346 00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:01,438 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC STING PLAYS] 347 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:02,962 [THUNDER CRASHES] 348 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,137 [YELPS] 349 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,227 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC STING PLAYS] 350 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,273 I saw him, Klaus. I swear. 351 00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,797 Agent Wolfman's ghost. 352 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:16,323 Please don't say anything. Everyone'll just think I'm losing it. 353 00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,151 I've got your back, bro. 354 00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:21,197 You and me, we've been through a lot. 355 00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:22,982 We gotta stick together. 356 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,767 We've got a big problem with Jeff. 357 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:28,596 - Probably gonna have to kill him. - You guys! 358 00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,380 Oh, hi! 359 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,121 Look what just came in the mail. 360 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,735 This is impossible. He's dead! 361 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,869 Well, whether it really is Agent Wolfman or not, 362 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,653 somebody knows what we did. 363 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:45,395 And he's coming for us. 364 00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,006 Also, this came from Roger. 365 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,270 Roger's in London? 366 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,185 What was he doing again? 367 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,061 Great rehearsal, everybody. 368 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,932 How's that scratch lookin', Osman? 369 00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:02,673 Oh, I got ya pretty good, huh? 370 00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:05,154 Sorry about that. Kinda just got lost in the moment. 371 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,417 Hey, Jovan, can I have your boba tea? 372 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,550 I already finished all my little balls. 373 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,378 [SLURPS] 374 00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:13,293 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 375 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:15,773 [IN COCKNEY ACCENT] What's all this, then? [CHUCKLES] 376 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,558 Oh, I read about these guys 377 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:20,213 in a review of National Lampoon's European Vacation. 378 00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,737 They're not supposed to ever even crack a smile. 379 00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:25,131 Well, I betcha I can get a reaction out of him. 380 00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:28,786 [UNZIPPING] 381 00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:31,006 ROGER: [EXCLAIMING] Gwah, gwah, gwah! 382 00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:32,486 [WOMAN GASPS] 383 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:38,231 No one can resist chuckling at my silly little chicken-man dance. 384 00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,102 [EXCLAIMING] Gwah, gwah, gwah! 385 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,496 Nothing, huh? 386 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,585 Well, what if I go for your gun? 387 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:47,370 Deported! Right before opening night. 388 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,198 This was a lifelong dream! 389 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,157 I'm sorry, no pets in the cabin. 390 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,028 Oh, I'm not actually a cat. 391 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:56,379 You see, until this afternoon, I was fifth understudy for Rumpleteazer 392 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,120 and 16th for Grizabella in a... 393 00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,210 Well, ain't this a mother [BLEEP]. 394 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:08,348 Look what I found in my locker! 395 00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:11,177 At the gym. I go to a UFC gym. 396 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,265 [CELL PHONE VIBRATES] 397 00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,226 DEMONIC VOICE: Revenge. 398 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,968 [GASPS] Who could be doing this to us? 399 00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,013 Maybe we could ask... 400 00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:23,841 [GULPS] Him! 401 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:26,757 [ALL SCREAM] 402 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,546 We'll be safe in the haunted woods! 403 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:38,073 Wait, are we really about to do another chase sequence? 404 00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:42,512 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] ♪ It's a sunshine peppermint sundae world 405 00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:45,167 ♪ Whenever I'm with you, girl 406 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,474 ♪ When I think of being with you ♪ 407 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,519 - [MUSIC STOPS] - Ow! 408 00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,042 [ALL GRUNT] 409 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,262 [ALL WHIMPER] 410 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,047 KLAUS: Hey! Wolfie! 411 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:02,141 Yeah, I'm proficient with gaucho weaponry. 412 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:06,014 Just one of the many facets that makes me so complex. 413 00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:09,931 It's a mask. 414 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:13,152 Then let's find out who this phony phantom really is. 415 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,849 OTHERS: Jeff Fischer? 416 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,372 Surprised? 417 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,157 But... What? 418 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,462 Then who's this? 419 00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,117 ALL: Old Man Bullock? 420 00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:24,554 "Old man"? [BLEEP] you! 421 00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,208 What the hell is going on here? 422 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,123 Go ahead and tell 'em, Mr. Buttock. 423 00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:30,343 Explanation time! 424 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:33,737 I, the spitting image of Henry Cavill, 425 00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:36,262 was behind it all the whole time. 426 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:40,701 I planted clues to make Stan think the Soul Snatcher was about. 427 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:44,139 I posed as Agent Wolfman to keep tabs on Z.O.I.N.C.S. 428 00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:47,664 and make sure they didn't figure it all out. 429 00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:52,408 Then, when I saw Stan's little phony seance act the night of Halloween, 430 00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:55,150 I decided it was the perfect time 431 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:57,326 to don my Soul Snatcher costume 432 00:19:57,326 --> 00:20:00,199 and really put the scare in everyone. 433 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,375 But why? 434 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,768 To keep people out of my crapper! 435 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:09,512 But when I saw how you all treated poor Jeff, I sympathized. 436 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,821 So, I approached Jeff with a proposition. 437 00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:16,476 To take over the role of Agent Wolfman 438 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:21,263 and show you all he is capable of defying your expectations. 439 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,918 Wow. That's convoluted. 440 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:26,225 How did you make it so you didn't have a pulse? 441 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,878 Wim Hof method! 442 00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,706 Well, my work here is done. 443 00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:34,145 So, I'm just going to go ahead and walk deeper into the woods now. 444 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:42,415 You know, maybe we have always thought of you as just a stoner 445 00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:44,634 and a fish who says "bro," 446 00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:47,115 but you two are full of surprises. 447 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,292 Thanks. 448 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:53,469 Now, let's go home and smoke some weed. 449 00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,123 Sounds good to me, bro.