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[SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYS]
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FRANCINE: Ready?
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Uh-huh.
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HAYLEY: No peeking!
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Okay!
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- STEVE: Promise?
- Just get the hell
on with it already!
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HAYLEY: All right,
open your eyes.
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Okay, jock, princess,
nerd, stoner.
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You're The Breakfast Club?
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We're Scooby-Doo,
ya jackalope!
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Steve, did you wax your legs?
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- No.
- I did.
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I wanted to be Velma.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Hey, I can be more
than just a "dumb stoner,"
you know?
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Can you? No.
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No, I don't think so.
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You're a natural-born
Shaggy, babe.
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[CHUCKLES] It's true.
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Best to stay
in your lane, bro.
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Speaking of, you're Scooby.
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Oh, what, 'cause I'm,
like, your pet?
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Screw that!
Why can't Roger do it?
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Because Roger is in London,
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living out his lifelong dream
of playing Rumpleteazer
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in a West End revival of Cats.
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Oh, yeah.
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Look, we all have our roles
in the family,
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and you two are kinda
the comic relief.
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Come on,
it's time to go to Danuta's
Halloween party.
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Wait, wasn't Dad
gonna drive us?
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Yeah. Where is Dad, anyway?
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Did he never come home
from work?
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Dad?
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Stan?
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Dad?
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Stan?
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Dan?
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I mean,
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Stad?
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No answer.
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Oh, my God.
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It's Halloween night,
and Stan is...
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Missing!
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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Still no answer from your dad.
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Well, gang, looks like
we've got a mystery
on our hands.
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This is bullshit.
Pigeonholing us like this.
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We're not just a couple
of bumbling idiots.
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Yeah! We're that and more!
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That's right.
I'm not just a fish
who says "bro".
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I'm complex. I have layers. Contradictions.
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Me, too.
I've got that stuff, too!
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I have a New Yorker subscription.
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Right now,
I've got a stack
of New Yorkers
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in my alcove halfway
to the damn ceiling,
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and one of these days,
I'm gonna read 'em, too!
No joke!
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I'm a certified doula.
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Does that mess up
your tidy little idea
of who I am?
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And I have
a surprising amount
of upper-body strength.
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Yeah! Go! Go! Go!
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[GROANS]
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HAYLEY: What's all
that racket back there?
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It's the sound
of us being unique,
multi-faceted individuals!
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- Yeah.
- HAYLEY: We're here.
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Whoa.
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I don't remember Stan's office
being quite so terrifying.
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[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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This place
is totally deserted.
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And it looks like
everyone left in a hurry.
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- Probably scared off
by the monster.
- Yeah.
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Monster? That's ridiculous.
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Look around, Francine!
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This whole situation
is clearly going full Scooby.
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It's only a matter of time
before we're being
chased around
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by a Wolfman
to some generic
'60s pop song.
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Well, in Scooby-Doo,
the monsters are never real.
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Yeah, but that's a TV show.
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This is real life.
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Monster.
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Monster.
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BOTH: Monster.
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Would you two give it a rest?
There's no monster.
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- [GUN FIRES]
- [ALL GASP]
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Sorry. I thought you were
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the monster.
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Told ya.
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[GRUNTS]
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There. Now,
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can I offer anyone
a Topo Chico?
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Yeah, I'll take one.
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Nice costumes, by the way.
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They made us be
Shaggy and Scooby,
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even though we're
multi-fascinating individuals.
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Never mind that.
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What is going on around here
and where's our dad...
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I'm not even
anything like Shaggy.
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Zoinks!
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This holds the answers
to your questions.
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It all started with a crisis
of the utmost urgency,
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when I,
who I've always thought
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look a hell of a lot like
Chris Hemsworth,
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discovered evidence
that someone
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was using
my private executive bathroom.
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So I, who in another way
see myself
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very much as
a Jason Momoa type,
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tapped my very nearest man,
Stan Smith,
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to get to the bottom
of this fecal feloniousness.
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You can imagine my shock
when he shocked me
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with some truly shocking news!
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The culprit
was supernatural in nature.
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A monstrous ancient demon
known as
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the Soul Snatcher!
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I was all like this.
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Knowing I'd
never be able to set foot
in my bathroom again
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until this threat
was eliminated,
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I put Stan in charge
of a new top-secret unit. Z.O.I.N.C.S.
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The Zoroastrian, Occult,
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Inter-dimensional
and Non-rational
Creature Section.
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It's basically
a Monster Squad.
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ALL: Oh!
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KLAUS: Yeah. Okay.
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Now, I don't know why,
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but earlier tonight,
the Soul Snatcher
was somehow unleashed,
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and went on
a soul-snatching rampage.
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That's why everyone's gone.
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That, and the building's
being sprayed for termites.
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So, where's Stan?
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Probably got
his dang soul snatched.
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If I were you,
I'd get out of here
while you still can.
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Not a chance.
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Or, I don't know,
should we just go?
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No. We're not leaving here
without our dad.
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- Right?
- Right.
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Come on, gang.
Let's go investigate.
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I think you look like
Humpty Dumpty.
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Anyone find any evidence?
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Only that your dad's
been eating
Taco Bell again.
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There's literally nothing
in his desk
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besides fast food wrappers
and loose bullets.
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Maybe these
shady-looking characters
had something to do with it.
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Jeff, that's us.
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- Pay dirt!
- What'd you find?
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I just won this sick-ass
Jurassic World shot glass
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I've been bidding on, on eBay.
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You know what?
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Why don't you and Jeff go
find a snack or something.
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No way.
We want to help find Mr. S.
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Yeah, this is serious.
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Exactly. And all you guys
are gonna do
is get in the way.
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You don't know that.
We could surprise you.
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Could you?
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No. No, I don't think so.
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Maybe we should split up.
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Wow. So, that's it, huh?
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Would it be weird for you
if I asked out Nerfer?
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I meant split up into groups
to search the building.
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I knew that! Fine.
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Come on, pal.
Let's go and find a snack.
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I actually am pretty hungry.
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But now,
how the [BLEEP] am I
supposed to eat it?
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We'll show them we're more
than just a pair of boobs.
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[SNICKERS] "Pair of boobs."
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We're gonna find Stan
and solve the mystery of...
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What was
the monster called again?
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[STAMMERS] The Soul Snatcher!
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No, it definitely started
with a "chuh" sound.
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Chainsaw Charlie.
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DEMONIC VOICE: I've come
to take your souls!
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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What was that
you just said again?
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DEMONIC VOICE: I've come
to take your souls!
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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Dang it.
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There's not supposed
to be any people
in the building right now.
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We're spraying,
for Pete's sake.
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Why'd you say you were gonna
take our souls?
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I was talking to the termites
in the drywall behind you.
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I enjoy taunting them, okay?
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Well, we'll
get out of your hair.
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Okay. You guys have yourselves
a fantastic evening.
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Now, termites...
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[IN DEMONIC VOICE]
Time to send you to hell!
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I don't think
I've ever been in this part
of the CIA before.
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[FAKE SNORING]
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A dead end?
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Must be some kind of
secret passageway
or something.
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Hundred bucks
it's that candle up there.
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Why?
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It's the only thing
with that thick-ass outline.
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What is this place?
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Z.O.I.N.C.S. headquarters.
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These are all
the evil artifacts we've
come across in our hunt
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for supernatural monsters
like, just to name a few,
the boogeyman,
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- the boogeywoman,
and the...
- Wolfman!
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[CHUCKLES]
That's not the Wolfman!
That's Agent Wolfman.
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He's got that cool
'70s style going,
with the big sideburns.
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Thanks. Topo Chico?
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Yeah, I'll get one of those.
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What happened to our dad?
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It's too horrible to say.
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No, I'll never tell.
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- Please?
- Well, okay.
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Stan was gung-ho
for gettin' them
ghouls and goblins.
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But I couldn't help noticing
we hadn't made any progress
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on our primary objective.
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So, earlier tonight,
Stan held a seance
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to summon and apprehend
the Soul Snatcher.
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But then it all went wrong.
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- Terribly wrong?
- Exactly.
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The lights went out,
there was a terrible roar,
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and I heard Stan's soul
being devoured
by that beast!
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He was saying things like,
"Oh, no, my soul!"
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And, "It's eating my soul!"
And so forth.
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I'm sorry.
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But at least we'll be safe
from that Soul Snatcher
in here...
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Oh, my God! There it is!
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- [GROWLS]
- Run!
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We're not getting anywhere!
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Speak for yourself! I'm...
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[GRUNTS] Makin' some progress!
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[YELPS]
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[ALL PANTING]
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Sorry, I just mopped.
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Mr. S?
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Stan?
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Soul Snatcher?
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Chainsaw Charlie?
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[SIGHS] No sign of Stan
or the monster anywhere.
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And we've looked
in four places now.
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Maybe there is no monster.
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Or maybe the monster
is just, like,
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a metaphor.
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Right.
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Like, maybe we're the monster.
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Society.
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The man in the mirror.
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[WATER RUNNING]
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Thanks.
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[TEETH CHATTERING]
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What's gotten into you, pal?
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It's the m-m-m...
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The m-m-m... Mailman?
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I hate that guy!
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I'm sorry. Okay,
what I'm trying to say is...
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Hummina, hummina, hummina.
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[GASPS]
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- 'Scuse us.
- [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ Once upon a time, girl
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♪ You were always
gonna be mine, girl
252
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♪ Never dreamed I would
find a girl like you
253
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:35,520
♪ Hey now, fairy tale girl
254
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,740
♪ I know we can still
find the magic again
255
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:38,915
[ROARS]
256
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,525
♪ Hey now, fairy tale girl
257
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:44,225
Like, I've heard
of a floor-stop,
but a floor-drop?
258
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,401
You've heard of
a "floor-stop"?
259
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:49,273
♪ Ba-da, ba-da-da-da-da
260
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:50,405
[MUSIC STOPS]
261
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:52,059
Snatcher! You're late again!
262
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,757
I need 200 copies
of the Henderson file, ASAP!
263
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,717
We gotta FedEx 27 to Boston,
32 to Austin,
264
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,980
63 to "Stone Cold"
Steve Austin,
265
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,330
and 116 to the band Boston.
266
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:04,375
- Now, get to work!
- Now, get to work!
267
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:05,420
[KISSES]
268
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:09,467
[GRUMBLES] Hmm.
269
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,035
[SQUEAKS]
270
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,211
[ROARS]
271
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:19,347
Why do they have so many
identical paintings?
272
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,349
We buy them in bulk
at World Market.
273
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,872
[GROANS]
274
00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:25,440
Jeff! Lead it this way!
We set a trap!
275
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,096
[MONSTER ROARS]
276
00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:34,231
Whoa!
277
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:42,631
Time to reveal
who this so-called
Soul Snatcher really is.
278
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,459
I wonder who it'll be.
279
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:47,201
[SCOFFS] They still
don't know.
280
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,811
- [LAUGHS] Oh, my God.
- Hold up.
281
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:51,422
If you're
so much smarter than us,
282
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:54,469
how about
you tell us who it is
before we look.
283
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:56,601
- Fine. The exterminator.
- Dr. Weitzman.
284
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,386
- What?
- I say it's Roger.
285
00:12:58,386 --> 00:12:59,909
But Roger's in London.
286
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:02,651
Living out his lifelong dream
of playing Rumpleteazer
287
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:04,435
in a West End revival of Cats.
288
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,611
Oh, yeah.
289
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:09,571
Ha! Did none of you notice
how it was Stan
290
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:12,792
who told Bullock
there was a monster
in the first place?
291
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:17,622
Stan, who was
probably the one using
Bullock's private bathroom.
292
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:22,714
Because Taco Bell is one
of his IBS super-triggers.
293
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:26,936
Meaning that
it just might be...
294
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,332
ALL: Agent Wolfman?
295
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,681
Just as I thought.
296
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:35,118
- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
- It's Stan.
297
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,120
He's at Danuta's party.
298
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:41,821
I guess maybe we actually said
we'd just meet him there?
299
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:45,694
Um, has anybody noticed
that Agent Wolfman here
isn't moving?
300
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:49,219
Oh, my God.
Is this thing airtight?
301
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,438
No pulse.
302
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,744
- [ALL GASP]
- Oh, my God! We killed him!
303
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,137
[ALL PANTING]
304
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,836
It was self-defense, right?
305
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,273
He was pretending
to be a monster!
306
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,101
Is that even a crime?
307
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:04,452
Why'd you trap him
in an airtight sarcophagus?
308
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,846
Why'd you stop us
from opening it?
309
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,238
- [BANGING ON WALL]
- JACKSON: Hey,
open up the wall!
310
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,892
I need to get in there to mop!
311
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,502
[ALL GASP]
312
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:14,679
- What are we gonna do?
- Oh, God,
we're gonna go to jail!
313
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:15,767
FRANCINE: No, wait!
314
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,813
I found another
secret passageway.
315
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:21,773
All you gotta do
is punch through the drywall
316
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,384
a few times.
317
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,646
[GRUNTS]
318
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:27,431
Then give it a few good chops!
319
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,042
Grab that monster costume!
320
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:31,392
Maybe everyone'll just think
the Soul Snatcher killed him.
321
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,268
KLAUS: "Ruh-roh."
322
00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:40,401
- Am I right?
- STEVE: Not now, Klaus!
323
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:46,015
I don't know
what happened to
all you suckbois last night,
324
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:48,061
but you missed
a kick-ass party.
325
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:51,107
Plus, I got myself
out of work early to get in
a little trick-or-treating.
326
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:54,458
Oh, nice! Big-ass Nerds Rope.
327
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,286
We killed a man!
328
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:59,289
What was that now?
Actually, tell me later.
Gotta get to work.
329
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:02,379
I've got a crazy awesome
new secret job there now.
330
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,077
Top secret.
Can't tell you about it.
331
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,382
It's called Z.O.I.N.C.S.
332
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,471
Super classified.
I've said too much already.
333
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:10,648
Z.O.I.N.C.S.
is like the X-Files,
and I'm in charge of it.
334
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:13,129
But again,
I can't really
say anything about it.
335
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:15,044
Ghosts are real. Gotta motor.
336
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:21,485
- What the hell, Jeff?
- I'm sorry!
337
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:25,968
I'm just having
some difficulty with
the murdering that we did.
338
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,839
We are all
on the hook for this.
339
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:31,060
So we all need to be able
to trust each other to keep
our mouths shut.
340
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,149
To be rock solid.
341
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,804
Show of hands.
Who here is solid?
342
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,241
[JEFF WHIMPERS]
343
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,208
[SIGHS] Nothing but
Bamm-Bamms.
344
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,256
[SCREAMS]
345
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,218
[EXHALES IN RELIEF]
346
00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:01,438
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
STING PLAYS]
347
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:02,962
[THUNDER CRASHES]
348
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,137
[YELPS]
349
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,227
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
STING PLAYS]
350
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,273
I saw him, Klaus. I swear.
351
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,797
Agent Wolfman's ghost.
352
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:16,323
Please don't say anything.
Everyone'll just think
I'm losing it.
353
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,151
I've got your back, bro.
354
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:21,197
You and me,
we've been through a lot.
355
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:22,982
We gotta stick together.
356
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,767
We've got
a big problem with Jeff.
357
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:28,596
- Probably gonna
have to kill him.
- You guys!
358
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,380
Oh, hi!
359
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,121
Look what just came
in the mail.
360
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,735
This is impossible. He's dead!
361
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,869
Well, whether it really is
Agent Wolfman or not,
362
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,653
somebody knows what we did.
363
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:45,395
And he's coming for us.
364
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,006
Also, this came from Roger.
365
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,270
Roger's in London?
366
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,185
What was he doing again?
367
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,061
Great rehearsal, everybody.
368
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,932
How's that
scratch lookin', Osman?
369
00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:02,673
Oh, I got ya pretty good, huh?
370
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:05,154
Sorry about that.
Kinda just got lost
in the moment.
371
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,417
Hey, Jovan,
can I have your boba tea?
372
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,550
I already finished
all my little balls.
373
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,378
[SLURPS]
374
00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:13,293
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
375
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:15,773
[IN COCKNEY ACCENT]
What's all this, then?
[CHUCKLES]
376
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,558
Oh, I read about these guys
377
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:20,213
in a review of
National Lampoon's
European Vacation.
378
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,737
They're not supposed
to ever even crack a smile.
379
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:25,131
Well, I betcha I can get
a reaction out of him.
380
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:28,786
[UNZIPPING]
381
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:31,006
ROGER: [EXCLAIMING]
Gwah, gwah, gwah!
382
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:32,486
[WOMAN GASPS]
383
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:38,231
No one can resist
chuckling at my silly little
chicken-man dance.
384
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,102
[EXCLAIMING]
Gwah, gwah, gwah!
385
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,496
Nothing, huh?
386
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,585
Well, what if I go
for your gun?
387
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:47,370
Deported! Right before
opening night.
388
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,198
This was a lifelong dream!
389
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,157
I'm sorry,
no pets in the cabin.
390
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,028
Oh, I'm not actually a cat.
391
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:56,379
You see, until this afternoon,
I was fifth understudy
for Rumpleteazer
392
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,120
and 16th for Grizabella
in a...
393
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,210
Well, ain't this
a mother [BLEEP].
394
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:08,348
Look what I found
in my locker!
395
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:11,177
At the gym. I go to a UFC gym.
396
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,265
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
397
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,226
DEMONIC VOICE: Revenge.
398
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,968
[GASPS] Who could be
doing this to us?
399
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,013
Maybe we could ask...
400
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:23,841
[GULPS] Him!
401
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:26,757
[ALL SCREAM]
402
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,546
We'll be safe
in the haunted woods!
403
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:38,073
Wait, are we really
about to do another
chase sequence?
404
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:42,512
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ It's a sunshine
peppermint sundae world
405
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:45,167
♪ Whenever I'm with you, girl
406
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,474
♪ When I think
of being with you ♪
407
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,519
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- Ow!
408
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,042
[ALL GRUNT]
409
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,262
[ALL WHIMPER]
410
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,047
KLAUS: Hey! Wolfie!
411
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:02,141
Yeah, I'm proficient
with gaucho weaponry.
412
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:06,014
Just one of the many facets
that makes me so complex.
413
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:09,931
It's a mask.
414
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:13,152
Then let's find out who
this phony phantom really is.
415
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,849
OTHERS: Jeff Fischer?
416
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,372
Surprised?
417
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,157
But... What?
418
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,462
Then who's this?
419
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,117
ALL: Old Man Bullock?
420
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:24,554
"Old man"? [BLEEP] you!
421
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,208
What the hell
is going on here?
422
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,123
Go ahead and tell 'em,
Mr. Buttock.
423
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:30,343
Explanation time!
424
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:33,737
I, the spitting image
of Henry Cavill,
425
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:36,262
was behind it all
the whole time.
426
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:40,701
I planted clues to make Stan
think the Soul Snatcher
was about.
427
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:44,139
I posed as Agent Wolfman
to keep tabs on Z.O.I.N.C.S.
428
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:47,664
and make sure
they didn't figure it all out.
429
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:52,408
Then, when I saw Stan's
little phony seance act
the night of Halloween,
430
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:55,150
I decided it was
the perfect time
431
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:57,326
to don my
Soul Snatcher costume
432
00:19:57,326 --> 00:20:00,199
and really put the scare
in everyone.
433
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,375
But why?
434
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,768
To keep people
out of my crapper!
435
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:09,512
But when I saw how
you all treated poor Jeff,
I sympathized.
436
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,821
So, I approached Jeff
with a proposition.
437
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:16,476
To take over the role
of Agent Wolfman
438
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:21,263
and show you all he is capable
of defying your expectations.
439
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,918
Wow. That's convoluted.
440
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:26,225
How did you make it
so you didn't have a pulse?
441
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,878
Wim Hof method!
442
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,706
Well, my work here is done.
443
00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:34,145
So, I'm just going
to go ahead and walk
deeper into the woods now.
444
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:42,415
You know, maybe we have
always thought of you
as just a stoner
445
00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:44,634
and a fish who says "bro,"
446
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:47,115
but you two
are full of surprises.
447
00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,292
Thanks.
448
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:53,469
Now, let's go home
and smoke some weed.
449
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,123
Sounds good to me, bro.