1 00:00:03,545 --> 00:00:04,879 Ready? 2 00:00:04,879 --> 00:00:06,214 Uh-huh. 3 00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:08,550 No peeking! 4 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:11,302 Okay! 5 00:00:11,302 --> 00:00:14,347 Promise? - Just get the hell on with it already! 6 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:15,849 All right, open your eyes. 7 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:20,770 Okay, jock, princess, nerd, stoner. 8 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,897 You're The Breakfast Club? 9 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:25,442 We're Scooby-Doo, ya jackalope! 10 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:28,945 Steve, did you wax your legs? 11 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:30,697 - No. - I did. 12 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:32,532 I wanted to be Velma. 13 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:38,204 Hey, I can be more than just a "dumb stoner," you know? 14 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,457 Can you? No. 15 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:41,541 No, I don't think so. 16 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:44,419 You're a natural-born Shaggy, babe. 17 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:46,588 It's true. 18 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,757 Best to stay in your lane, bro. 19 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:51,092 Speaking of, you're Scooby. 20 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:53,720 Oh, what, 'cause I'm, like, your pet? 21 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,972 Screw that! Why can't Roger do it? 22 00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:58,016 Because Roger is in London, 23 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:01,144 living out his lifelong dream of playing Rumpleteazer 24 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,188 in a West End revival of Cats. 25 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,356 Oh, yeah. 26 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:07,692 Look, we all have our roles in the family, 27 00:01:07,692 --> 00:01:10,737 and you two are kinda the comic relief. 28 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,365 Come on, it's time to go to Danuta's Halloween party. 29 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:16,409 Wait, wasn't Dad gonna drive us? 30 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:18,369 Yeah. Where is Dad, anyway? 31 00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:21,372 Did he never come home from work? 32 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:23,249 Dad? 33 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:25,126 Stan? 34 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,045 Dad? 35 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:29,422 Stan? 36 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,466 Dan? 37 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:32,967 I mean, 38 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:34,594 Stad? 39 00:01:34,969 --> 00:01:35,970 No answer. 40 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:37,263 Oh, my God. 41 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:40,433 It's Halloween night, and Stan is 42 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:41,935 missing! 43 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:55,365 {\an8}Still no answer from your dad. 44 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:58,159 {\an8}Well, gang, looks like we've got a mystery on our hands. 45 00:01:58,159 --> 00:02:01,162 {\an8}This is bullshit. Pigeonholing us like this. 46 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:03,498 {\an8}We're not just a couple of bumbling idiots. 47 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,625 {\an8}Yeah! We're that and more! 48 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:08,461 {\an8}That's right. I'm not just a fish who says "bro". 49 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:12,048 {\an8}I'm complex. I have layers. Contradictions. 50 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:13,675 {\an8}Me, too. I've got that stuff, too! 51 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,635 {\an8}I have a New Yorker subscription. 52 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,762 {\an8}Right now, I've got a stack of New Yorkers 53 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:20,390 {\an8}in my alcove halfway to the damn ceiling, 54 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:23,768 {\an8}and one of these days, I'm gonna read 'em, too! No joke! 55 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:25,478 {\an8}I'm a certified doula. 56 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:28,606 {\an8}Does that mess up your tidy little idea of who I am? 57 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:31,359 {\an8}And I have a surprising amount of upper-body strength. 58 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:35,155 {\an8}Yeah! Go! Go! Go! 59 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:39,117 {\an8}What's all that racket back there? 60 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:42,495 {\an8}It's the sound of us being unique, multi-faceted individuals! 61 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:44,330 {\an8}Yeah. We're here. 62 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:45,957 {\an8}Whoa. 63 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:49,919 {\an8}I don't remember Stan's office being quite so terrifying. 64 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:56,134 {\an8}This place is totally deserted. 65 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:58,344 {\an8}And it looks like everyone left in a hurry. 66 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:01,389 {\an8}- Probably scared off by the monster. - Yeah. 67 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:03,975 {\an8}Monster? That's ridiculous. 68 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,894 {\an8}Look around, Francine! 69 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:09,189 {\an8}This whole situation is clearly going full Scooby. 70 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,858 {\an8}It's only a matter of time before we're being chased around 71 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:15,111 {\an8}by a Wolfman to some generic '60s pop song. 72 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:17,697 {\an8}In Scooby-Doo, the monsters are never real. 73 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:20,074 Yeah, but that's a TV show. 74 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:22,202 This is real life. 75 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:24,787 Monster. 76 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:27,665 Monster. 77 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,586 {\an8}- Monster. - Monster. 78 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:34,589 {\an8}Would you two give it a rest? There's no monster. 79 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:38,426 Sorry. I thought you were 80 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:39,802 the monster. 81 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,013 Told ya. 82 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:50,480 There. Now, 83 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,191 can I offer anyone a Topo Chico? 84 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,317 Yeah, I'll take one. 85 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,152 Nice costumes, by the way. 86 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:58,196 They made us be Shaggy and Scooby, 87 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:01,491 even though we're multi-fascinating individuals. 88 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:02,617 Never mind that. 89 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,953 What is going on around here and where's our dad... 90 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:07,622 I'm not even anything like Shaggy. 91 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:08,748 Zoinks! 92 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,962 This holds the answers to your questions. 93 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:17,840 It all started with a crisis of the utmost urgency, 94 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:20,551 when I, who I've always thought 95 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:22,512 look a hell of a lot like Chris Hemsworth, 96 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:25,556 discovered evidence that someone 97 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:29,686 was using my private executive bathroom. 98 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:32,939 So I, who in another way see myself 99 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,775 very much as a Jason Momoa type, 100 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:39,487 tapped my very nearest man, Stan Smith, 101 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:43,491 to get to the bottom of this fecal feloniousness. 102 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:47,161 You can imagine my shock when he shocked me 103 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:49,664 with some truly shocking news! 104 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:53,209 The culprit was supernatural in nature. 105 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:56,713 {\an8}A monstrous ancient demon known as 106 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:59,507 {\an8}the Soul Snatcher! 107 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:01,175 I was all like this. 108 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:06,514 Knowing I'd never be able to set foot in my bathroom again 109 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:08,683 until this threat was eliminated, 110 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:13,730 I put Stan in charge of a new top-secret unit. Z.O.I.N.C.S. 111 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:16,274 The Zoroastrian, Occult, 112 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:20,695 {\an8}Inter-dimensional and Non-rational Creature Section. 113 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,324 It's basically a Monster Squad. 114 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:25,742 Oh! 115 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:26,868 Yeah. Okay. 116 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,536 Now, I don't know why, 117 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:32,332 but earlier tonight, the Soul Snatcher was somehow unleashed, 118 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,793 and went on a soul-snatching rampage. 119 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:37,712 That's why everyone's gone. 120 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:40,715 That, and the building's being sprayed for termites. 121 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:41,966 So, where's Stan? 122 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:44,344 Probably got his dang soul snatched. 123 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:47,764 If I were you, I'd get out of here while you still can. 124 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,724 Not a chance. 125 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,352 Or, I don't know, should we just go? 126 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:56,981 No. We're not leaving here without our dad. 127 00:05:57,106 --> 00:05:58,149 - Right? - Right. 128 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:00,443 Come on, gang. Let's go investigate. 129 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:06,282 I think you look like Humpty Dumpty. 130 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,744 Anyone find any evidence? 131 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:12,497 Only that your dad's been eating Taco Bell again. 132 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:14,499 There's literally nothing in his desk 133 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:17,502 besides fast food wrappers and loose bullets. 134 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:21,881 {\an8}Maybe these shady-looking characters had something to do with it. 135 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,341 {\an8}Jeff, that's us. 136 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,427 - Pay dirt! - What'd you find? 137 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:29,138 I just won this sick-ass Jurassic World shot glass 138 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:30,515 I've been bidding on, on eBay. 139 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:31,599 You know what? 140 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:34,894 Why don't you and Jeff go find a snack, or something. 141 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:37,647 No way. We want to help find Mr. S. 142 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:38,981 Yeah, this is serious. 143 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:42,568 Exactly. And all you guys are gonna do is get in the way. 144 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:45,154 You don't know that. We could surprise you. 145 00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:46,572 Could you? 146 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:49,033 No. No, I don't think so. 147 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:50,368 Maybe we should split up. 148 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:53,413 So, that's it, huh? 149 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:56,416 Would it be weird for you if I asked out Nerfer? 150 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,168 I meant split up into groups to search the building. 151 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:01,170 I knew that! Fine. 152 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:04,590 Come on, pal. Let's go and find a snack. 153 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:07,176 I actually am pretty hungry. 154 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:13,808 But now, how the am I supposed to eat it? 155 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:16,853 We'll show them we're more than just a pair of boobs. 156 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,313 "Pair of boobs." 157 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:23,401 We're gonna find Stan and solve the mystery of... 158 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:26,028 What was the monster called again? 159 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:29,365 The Soul Snatcher! 160 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:33,202 No, it definitely started with a "chuh" sound. 161 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:34,412 Chainsaw Charlie. 162 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:37,540 I've come to take your souls! 163 00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:46,257 What was that you said again? 164 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:49,302 I've come to take your souls! 165 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,431 Dang it. 166 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:56,851 There's not supposed to be any people in the building right now. 167 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,895 We're spraying, for Pete's sake. 168 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:01,439 Why'd you say you were gonna take our souls? 169 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:04,901 I was talking to the termites in the drywall behind you. 170 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,944 I enjoy taunting them, okay? 171 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:08,779 Well, we'll get out of your hair. 172 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:12,533 Okay. You guys have yourselves a fantastic evening. 173 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:14,160 Now, termites... 174 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,705 Time to send you to hell! 175 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:22,251 I don't think I've ever been in this part of the CIA before. 176 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,636 A dead end? 177 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,597 Must be some kind of secret passageway or something. 178 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,349 Hundred bucks it's that candle up there. 179 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,517 Why? 180 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,061 It's the only thing with that thick-ass outline. 181 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,653 What is this place? 182 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,488 Z.O.I.N.C.S. headquarters. 183 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:53,282 These are all the evil artifacts we've come across in our hunt 184 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:57,662 for supernatural monsters like, just to name a few, the bogeyman, 185 00:08:57,662 --> 00:09:00,540 - the bogeywoman, and the... - Wolfman! 186 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:05,545 That's not the Wolfman! That's Agent Wolfman. 187 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,631 He's got that cool '70s style going, with the big sideburns. 188 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,383 Thanks. Topo Chico? 189 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,343 Yeah, I'll get one of those. 190 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,555 What happened to our dad? 191 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,515 It's too horrible to say. 192 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,850 No, I'll never tell. 193 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:21,894 - Please? - Well, okay. 194 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,691 {\an8}Stan was gung-ho for gettin' them ghouls and goblins. 195 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,110 But I couldn't help noticing we hadn't made any progress 196 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,195 {\an8}on our primary objective. 197 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:35,491 So, earlier tonight, Stan held a seance 198 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:38,160 to summon and apprehend the Soul Snatcher. 199 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,580 But then it all went wrong. 200 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,832 - Terribly wrong? - Exactly. 201 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,418 The lights went out, there was a terrible roar, 202 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,921 and I heard Stan's soul being devoured by that beast! 203 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,382 He was saying things like, "Oh, no, my soul!" 204 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:54,093 And, "It's eating my soul!" And so forth. 205 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,428 I'm sorry. 206 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:58,014 But at least we'll be safe from that Soul Snatcher in here... 207 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,390 Oh, my God! There it is! 208 00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:02,643 Run! 209 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,478 We're not getting anywhere! 210 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:06,272 Speak for yourself! I'm... 211 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,608 Makin' some progress! 212 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,364 Sorry, I just mopped. 213 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:18,409 Mr. S? 214 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,661 Stan? 215 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:23,080 Soul Snatcher? 216 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:25,875 Chainsaw Charlie? 217 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:29,587 No sign of Stan or the monster anywhere. 218 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,839 And we've looked in four places now. 219 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,966 Maybe there is no monster. 220 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,761 Or maybe the monster is just, like, 221 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,220 a metaphor. 222 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,388 Right. 223 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:42,475 Like, maybe we're the monster. 224 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,352 Society. 225 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,729 The man in the mirror. 226 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,577 Thanks. 227 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,169 What's gotten into you, pal? 228 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,004 It's the m-m-m... 229 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,674 The m-m-m... Mailman? 230 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,425 I hate that guy! 231 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,970 I'm sorry. Okay, what I'm trying to say is... 232 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,598 Hummina, hummina, hummina. 233 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,686 'Scuse us. 234 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:48,165 Like, I've heard of a floor-stop, but a floor-drop? 235 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,501 You've heard of a "floor-stop"? 236 00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:56,006 Snatcher! You're late again! 237 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:58,676 I need 200 copies of the Henderson file, ASAP! 238 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,637 We gotta FedEx 27 to Boston, 32 to Austin, 239 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,931 63 to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 240 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,267 and 116 to the band Boston. 241 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,310 - Now, get to work! - Now, get to work! 242 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,284 Why do they have so many identical paintings? 243 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:25,286 We buy them in bulk at World Market. 244 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,415 Jeff! Lead it this way! We set a trap! 245 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,215 Whoa! 246 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:46,557 Time to reveal who this so-called Soul Snatcher really is. 247 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,392 I wonder who it'll be. 248 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:51,103 They still don't know. 249 00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:52,730 - Oh, my God. - Hold up. 250 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,357 If you're so much smarter than us, 251 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:58,402 how about you tell us who it is before we look. 252 00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,529 - Fine. The exterminator. - Dr. Weitzman. 253 00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:02,323 - What? - I say it's Roger. 254 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,449 But Roger's in London. 255 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,577 Living out his lifelong dream of playing Rumpleteazer 256 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,370 in a West End revival of Cats. 257 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,289 Oh, yeah. 258 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,501 Ha! Did none of you notice how it was Stan 259 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,712 who told Bullock there was a monster in the first place? 260 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:21,550 Stan, who was probably the one using Bullock's private bathroom. 261 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:26,597 Because Taco Bell is one of his IBS super-triggers. 262 00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:30,935 Meaning that it just might be... 263 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,064 Agent Wolfman? 264 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,440 Just as I thought. 265 00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:39,068 It's Stan. 266 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,778 He's at Danuta's party. 267 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:45,741 I guess maybe we actually said we'd just meet him there? 268 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:49,620 Um, has anybody noticed that Agent Wolfman here isn't moving? 269 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:53,082 Oh, my God. Is this thing airtight? 270 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,250 No pulse. 271 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,585 Oh, my God! We killed him! 272 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,756 It was self-defense, right? 273 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:03,217 He was pretending to be a monster! 274 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,052 Is that even a crime? 275 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:08,389 Why'd you trap him in an airtight sarcophagus? 276 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,766 Why'd you stop us from opening it? 277 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,769 Hey, open up the wall! I need to get in there to mop! 278 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:18,607 - What are we gonna do? - Oh, God, we're gonna go to jail! 279 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:19,692 No, wait! 280 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,735 I found another secret passageway. 281 00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:25,698 All you gotta do is punch through the drywall 282 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,324 a few times. 283 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:31,328 Then give it a few good chops! 284 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,872 Grab that monster costume! 285 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,374 Maybe everyone'll just think the Soul Snatcher killed him. 286 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,089 Ruh-roh. 287 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,425 Am I right? Not now, Klaus! 288 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,932 I don't know what happened to all you suckbois last night, 289 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,809 but you missed a kick-ass party. 290 00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:57,062 Plus, I got myself out of work early to get in a little trick-or-treating. 291 00:14:57,062 --> 00:15:00,357 Oh, nice! Big-ass Nerds Rope. 292 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,192 We killed a man! 293 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,237 What was that now? Actually, tell me later. Gotta get to work. 294 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:08,324 I've got a crazy awesome new secret job there now. 295 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,034 Top secret. Can't tell you about it. 296 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,243 It's called Z.O.I.N.C.S. 297 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,412 Super classified. I've said too much already. 298 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,248 Z.O.I.N.C.S. is like the X-Files, and I'm in charge of it. 299 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:19,084 But again, I can't really say anything about it. 300 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,045 Ghosts are real. Gotta motor. 301 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,426 - What the hell, Jeff? - I'm sorry! 302 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:30,387 I'm just having some difficulty with the 303 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,931 murdering that we did. 304 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,432 We are all on the hook for this. 305 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:37,019 So we all need to be able to trust each other to keep our mouths shut. 306 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,104 To be rock solid. 307 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,774 Show of hands. Who here is solid? 308 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:54,203 {\an8}Nothing but Bamm-Bamms. 309 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,225 I saw him, Klaus. I swear. 310 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,727 Agent Wolfman's ghost. 311 00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:22,272 Please don't say anything. Everyone'll just think I'm losing it. 312 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,108 I've got your back, bro. 313 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:27,152 You and me, we've been through a lot. 314 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,779 We gotta stick together. 315 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,699 We've got a big problem with Jeff. 316 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,535 - Probably gonna have to kill him. - You guys! 317 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,328 Oh, hi! 318 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,163 Look what just came in the mail. 319 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,544 This is impossible. He's dead! 320 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:46,797 Well, whether it really is Agent Wolfman or not, 321 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,590 somebody knows what we did. 322 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:51,301 And he's coming for us. 323 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,012 Also, this came from Roger. 324 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,265 Roger's in London? 325 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,183 What was he doing again? 326 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,024 Great rehearsal, everybody. 327 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,026 How's that scratch lookin', Osman? 328 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,610 Oh, I got ya pretty good, huh? 329 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,113 Sorry about that. Kinda just got lost in the moment. 330 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:15,367 Hey, Jovan, can I have your boba tea? I already finished all my little balls. 331 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,331 What's all this, then? 332 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,125 Oh, I read about these guys 333 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:26,170 in a review of National Lampoon's European Vacation. 334 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,672 They're not supposed to ever even crack a smile. 335 00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:31,133 Well, I betcha I can get a reaction out of him. 336 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:44,188 No one can resist chuckling at my silly little chicken-man dance. 337 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,442 Nothing, huh? 338 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,527 Well, what if I go for your gun? 339 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,322 Deported! Right before opening night. 340 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,157 This was a lifelong dream! 341 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,117 I'm sorry, no pets in the cabin. 342 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,660 I'm not actually a cat. 343 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,331 You see, until this afternoon, I was fifth understudy for Rumpleteazer 344 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,249 and 16th for Grizabella in a... 345 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,211 Well, ain't this a mother . 346 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,632 Look what I found in my locker! 347 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,259 Look what I found in my locker! 348 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,054 At the gym. I go to a UFC gym. 349 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,185 Revenge. 350 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,771 Who could be doing this to us? 351 00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,940 Maybe we could ask 352 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,817 him! 353 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,534 We'll be safe in the haunted woods! 354 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:44,039 Wait, are we really about to do another chase sequence? 355 00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,259 Ow! 356 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,015 Hey! Wolfie! 357 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:08,063 Yeah, I'm proficient with gaucho weaponry. 358 00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:12,025 Just one of the many facets that makes me so complex. 359 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,445 It's a mask. 360 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:18,574 Then let's find out who this phony phantom really is. 361 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,784 Jeff Fischer? 362 00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:22,327 Surprised? 363 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,037 But... What? 364 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,455 Then who's this? 365 00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,041 Old Man Bullock? 366 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,502 "Old man"? you! 367 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,129 What the hell is going on here? 368 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,047 Go ahead and tell 'em, Mr. Buttock. 369 00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:36,300 Explanation time! 370 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,678 I, the spitting image of Henry Cavill, 371 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,222 was behind it all the whole time. 372 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:46,518 I planted clues to make Stan think the Soul Snatcher was about. 373 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:50,063 I posed as Agent Wolfman to keep tabs on Z.O.I.N.C.S. 374 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,900 and make sure they didn't figure it all out. 375 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:58,363 Then, when I saw Stan's little phony seance act the night of Halloween, 376 00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:01,074 {\an8}I decided it was the perfect time 377 00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:03,285 to don my Soul Snatcher costume 378 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,163 and really put the scare in everyone. 379 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,332 But why? 380 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,709 To keep people out of my crapper! 381 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:15,505 But when I saw how you all treated poor Jeff, I sympathized. 382 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,760 So, I approached Jeff with a proposition. 383 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,429 To take over the role of Agent Wolfman 384 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:27,017 and show you all he is capable of defying your expectations. 385 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,853 Wow. That's convoluted. 386 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:32,147 How did you make it so you didn't have a pulse? 387 00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:33,815 Wim Hof method! 388 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,359 Well, my work here is done. 389 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:40,113 {\an8}So, I'm just going to go ahead and walk deeper into the woods now. 390 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:48,372 {\an8}You know, maybe we have always thought of you as just a stoner 391 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,540 {\an8}and a fish who says "bro," 392 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,085 {\an8}but you two are full of surprises. 393 00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:56,255 {\an8}Thanks. 394 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,424 {\an8}Now, let's go home and smoke some weed. 395 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,093 {\an8}Sounds good to me, bro.