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Ready?
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Uh-huh.
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No peeking!
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Okay!
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Promise?
- Just get the hell on with it already!
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All right, open your eyes.
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Okay, jock, princess, nerd, stoner.
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You're The Breakfast Club?
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We're Scooby-Doo, ya jackalope!
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Steve, did you wax your legs?
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- No.
- I did.
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I wanted to be Velma.
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Hey, I can be more
than just a "dumb stoner," you know?
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Can you? No.
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No, I don't think so.
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You're a natural-born Shaggy, babe.
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It's true.
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Best to stay in your lane, bro.
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Speaking of, you're Scooby.
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Oh, what, 'cause I'm, like, your pet?
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Screw that! Why can't Roger do it?
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Because Roger is in London,
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living out his lifelong dream
of playing Rumpleteazer
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in a West End revival of Cats.
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Oh, yeah.
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Look, we all have our roles
in the family,
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and you two are kinda the comic relief.
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Come on, it's time to go to Danuta's
Halloween party.
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Wait, wasn't Dad gonna drive us?
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Yeah. Where is Dad, anyway?
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Did he never come home from work?
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Dad?
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Stan?
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Dad?
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Stan?
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Dan?
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I mean,
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Stad?
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No answer.
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Oh, my God.
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It's Halloween night, and Stan is
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missing!
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{\an8}Still no answer from your dad.
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{\an8}Well, gang, looks like
we've got a mystery on our hands.
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{\an8}This is bullshit.
Pigeonholing us like this.
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{\an8}We're not just a couple
of bumbling idiots.
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{\an8}Yeah! We're that and more!
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{\an8}That's right.
I'm not just a fish who says "bro".
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{\an8}I'm complex. I have layers. Contradictions.
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{\an8}Me, too. I've got that stuff, too!
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{\an8}I have a New Yorker subscription.
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{\an8}Right now,
I've got a stack of New Yorkers
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{\an8}in my alcove halfway
to the damn ceiling,
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{\an8}and one of these days,
I'm gonna read 'em, too! No joke!
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{\an8}I'm a certified doula.
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{\an8}Does that mess up
your tidy little idea of who I am?
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{\an8}And I have a surprising
amount of upper-body strength.
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{\an8}Yeah! Go! Go! Go!
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{\an8}What's all that racket
back there?
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{\an8}It's the sound of us being unique,
multi-faceted individuals!
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{\an8}Yeah.
We're here.
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{\an8}Whoa.
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{\an8}I don't remember Stan's office
being quite so terrifying.
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{\an8}This place is totally deserted.
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{\an8}And it looks like everyone left
in a hurry.
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{\an8}- Probably scared off by the monster.
- Yeah.
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{\an8}Monster? That's ridiculous.
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{\an8}Look around, Francine!
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{\an8}This whole situation
is clearly going full Scooby.
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{\an8}It's only a matter of time
before we're being chased around
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{\an8}by a Wolfman
to some generic '60s pop song.
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{\an8}In Scooby-Doo,
the monsters are never real.
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Yeah, but that's a TV show.
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This is real life.
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Monster.
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Monster.
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{\an8}- Monster.
- Monster.
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{\an8}Would you two give it a rest?
There's no monster.
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Sorry. I thought you were
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the monster.
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Told ya.
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There. Now,
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can I offer anyone a Topo Chico?
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Yeah, I'll take one.
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Nice costumes, by the way.
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They made us be Shaggy and Scooby,
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even though
we're multi-fascinating individuals.
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Never mind that.
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What is going on around here
and where's our dad...
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I'm not even anything like Shaggy.
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Zoinks!
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This holds the answers
to your questions.
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It all started with a crisis
of the utmost urgency,
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when I, who I've always thought
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look a hell of a lot like
Chris Hemsworth,
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discovered evidence that someone
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was using my private executive bathroom.
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So I, who in another way see myself
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very much as a Jason Momoa type,
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tapped my very nearest man, Stan Smith,
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to get to the bottom
of this fecal feloniousness.
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You can imagine my shock
when he shocked me
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with some truly shocking news!
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The culprit was supernatural in nature.
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{\an8}A monstrous ancient demon known as
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{\an8}the Soul Snatcher!
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I was all like this.
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Knowing I'd never be able to set foot
in my bathroom again
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until this threat was eliminated,
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I put Stan in charge
of a new top-secret unit. Z.O.I.N.C.S.
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The Zoroastrian, Occult,
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{\an8}Inter-dimensional
and Non-rational Creature Section.
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It's basically a Monster Squad.
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Oh!
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Yeah. Okay.
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Now, I don't know why,
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but earlier tonight, the Soul Snatcher
was somehow unleashed,
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and went on a soul-snatching rampage.
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That's why everyone's gone.
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That, and the building's
being sprayed for termites.
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So, where's Stan?
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Probably got his dang soul snatched.
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If I were you,
I'd get out of here while you still can.
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Not a chance.
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Or, I don't know, should we just go?
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No. We're not leaving here
without our dad.
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- Right?
- Right.
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Come on, gang. Let's go investigate.
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I think you look like Humpty Dumpty.
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Anyone find any evidence?
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Only that your dad's been eating
Taco Bell again.
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There's literally nothing in his desk
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besides fast food wrappers
and loose bullets.
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{\an8}Maybe these shady-looking characters
had something to do with it.
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{\an8}Jeff, that's us.
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- Pay dirt!
- What'd you find?
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I just won this sick-ass
Jurassic World shot glass
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I've been bidding on, on eBay.
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You know what?
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Why don't you and Jeff go
find a snack, or something.
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No way. We want to help find Mr. S.
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Yeah, this is serious.
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Exactly. And all you guys are gonna do
is get in the way.
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You don't know that.
We could surprise you.
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Could you?
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No. No, I don't think so.
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Maybe we should split up.
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So, that's it, huh?
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Would it be weird for you
if I asked out Nerfer?
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I meant split up into groups
to search the building.
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I knew that! Fine.
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Come on, pal. Let's go and find a snack.
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I actually am pretty hungry.
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But now, how the am I
supposed to eat it?
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We'll show them we're more
than just a pair of boobs.
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"Pair of boobs."
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We're gonna find Stan
and solve the mystery of...
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What was the monster called again?
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The Soul Snatcher!
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No, it definitely started
with a "chuh" sound.
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Chainsaw Charlie.
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I've come
to take your souls!
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What was that you said again?
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I've come
to take your souls!
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Dang it.
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There's not supposed to be any people
in the building right now.
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We're spraying, for Pete's sake.
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Why'd you say you were gonna
take our souls?
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I was talking to the termites
in the drywall behind you.
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I enjoy taunting them, okay?
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Well, we'll get out of your hair.
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Okay. You guys have yourselves
a fantastic evening.
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Now, termites...
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Time to send you to hell!
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I don't think I've ever been
in this part of the CIA before.
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A dead end?
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Must be some kind of
secret passageway or something.
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Hundred bucks it's that candle up there.
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Why?
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It's the only thing
with that thick-ass outline.
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What is this place?
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Z.O.I.N.C.S. headquarters.
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These are all the evil artifacts
we've come across in our hunt
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for supernatural monsters like,
just to name a few, the bogeyman,
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- the bogeywoman, and the...
- Wolfman!
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That's not the Wolfman!
That's Agent Wolfman.
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He's got that cool '70s style going,
with the big sideburns.
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Thanks. Topo Chico?
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Yeah, I'll get one of those.
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What happened to our dad?
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It's too horrible to say.
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No, I'll never tell.
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- Please?
- Well, okay.
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{\an8}Stan was gung-ho
for gettin' them ghouls and goblins.
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But I couldn't help noticing
we hadn't made any progress
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{\an8}on our primary objective.
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So, earlier tonight, Stan held a seance
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to summon and apprehend
the Soul Snatcher.
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But then it all went wrong.
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- Terribly wrong?
- Exactly.
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The lights went out,
there was a terrible roar,
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and I heard Stan's soul being devoured
by that beast!
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He was saying things like,
"Oh, no, my soul!"
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And, "It's eating my soul!"
And so forth.
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I'm sorry.
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But at least we'll be safe
from that Soul Snatcher in here...
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Oh, my God! There it is!
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Run!
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We're not getting anywhere!
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Speak for yourself! I'm...
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Makin' some progress!
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Sorry, I just mopped.
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Mr. S?
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Stan?
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Soul Snatcher?
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Chainsaw Charlie?
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No sign of Stan
or the monster anywhere.
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And we've looked in four places now.
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Maybe there is no monster.
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Or maybe the monster is just, like,
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a metaphor.
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Right.
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Like, maybe we're the monster.
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Society.
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The man in the mirror.
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Thanks.
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What's gotten into you, pal?
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It's the m-m-m...
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The m-m-m... Mailman?
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I hate that guy!
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I'm sorry.
Okay, what I'm trying to say is...
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Hummina, hummina, hummina.
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'Scuse us.
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Like, I've heard of a floor-stop,
but a floor-drop?
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You've heard of a "floor-stop"?
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Snatcher! You're late again!
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I need 200 copies
of the Henderson file, ASAP!
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We gotta FedEx 27 to Boston,
32 to Austin,
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63 to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin,
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and 116 to the band Boston.
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- Now, get to work!
- Now, get to work!
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Why do they have so many
identical paintings?
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We buy them in bulk at World Market.
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Jeff! Lead it this way! We set a trap!
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Whoa!
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Time to reveal who this so-called
Soul Snatcher really is.
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I wonder who it'll be.
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They still don't know.
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- Oh, my God.
- Hold up.
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If you're so much smarter than us,
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how about you tell us who it is
before we look.
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- Fine. The exterminator.
- Dr. Weitzman.
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- What?
- I say it's Roger.
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But Roger's in London.
255
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Living out his lifelong dream
of playing Rumpleteazer
256
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in a West End revival of Cats.
257
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Oh, yeah.
258
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Ha! Did none of you notice
how it was Stan
259
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who told Bullock
there was a monster in the first place?
260
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Stan, who was probably the one using
Bullock's private bathroom.
261
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Because Taco Bell is one
of his IBS super-triggers.
262
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Meaning that it just might be...
263
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Agent Wolfman?
264
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Just as I thought.
265
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It's Stan.
266
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He's at Danuta's party.
267
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I guess maybe we actually said
we'd just meet him there?
268
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:49,620
Um, has anybody noticed
that Agent Wolfman here isn't moving?
269
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:53,082
Oh, my God. Is this thing airtight?
270
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No pulse.
271
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Oh, my God! We killed him!
272
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It was self-defense, right?
273
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He was pretending to be a monster!
274
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,052
Is that even a crime?
275
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:08,389
Why'd you trap him
in an airtight sarcophagus?
276
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Why'd you stop us from opening it?
277
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,769
Hey, open up the wall!
I need to get in there to mop!
278
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- What are we gonna do?
- Oh, God, we're gonna go to jail!
279
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No, wait!
280
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I found another secret passageway.
281
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All you gotta do
is punch through the drywall
282
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a few times.
283
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Then give it a few good chops!
284
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Grab that monster costume!
285
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,374
Maybe everyone'll just think
the Soul Snatcher killed him.
286
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Ruh-roh.
287
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,425
Am I right?
Not now, Klaus!
288
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,932
I don't know what happened
to all you suckbois last night,
289
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,809
but you missed a kick-ass party.
290
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:57,062
Plus, I got myself out of work early
to get in a little trick-or-treating.
291
00:14:57,062 --> 00:15:00,357
Oh, nice! Big-ass Nerds Rope.
292
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,192
We killed a man!
293
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,237
What was that now? Actually,
tell me later. Gotta get to work.
294
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:08,324
I've got a crazy awesome
new secret job there now.
295
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,034
Top secret. Can't tell you about it.
296
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It's called Z.O.I.N.C.S.
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Super classified.
I've said too much already.
298
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Z.O.I.N.C.S. is like the X-Files,
and I'm in charge of it.
299
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But again,
I can't really say anything about it.
300
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,045
Ghosts are real. Gotta motor.
301
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,426
- What the hell, Jeff?
- I'm sorry!
302
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:30,387
I'm just having some difficulty with the
303
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,931
murdering that we did.
304
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,432
We are all on the hook for this.
305
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:37,019
So we all need to be able to trust
each other to keep our mouths shut.
306
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To be rock solid.
307
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,774
Show of hands. Who here is solid?
308
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:54,203
{\an8}Nothing but Bamm-Bamms.
309
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,225
I saw him, Klaus. I swear.
310
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,727
Agent Wolfman's ghost.
311
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:22,272
Please don't say anything.
Everyone'll just think I'm losing it.
312
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,108
I've got your back, bro.
313
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:27,152
You and me, we've been through a lot.
314
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,779
We gotta stick together.
315
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,699
We've got a big problem with Jeff.
316
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- Probably gonna have to kill him.
- You guys!
317
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Oh, hi!
318
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,163
Look what just came in the mail.
319
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,544
This is impossible. He's dead!
320
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:46,797
Well, whether it really is
Agent Wolfman or not,
321
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,590
somebody knows what we did.
322
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:51,301
And he's coming for us.
323
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,012
Also, this came from Roger.
324
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,265
Roger's in London?
325
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,183
What was he doing again?
326
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,024
Great rehearsal, everybody.
327
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,026
How's that scratch lookin', Osman?
328
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,610
Oh, I got ya pretty good, huh?
329
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,113
Sorry about that.
Kinda just got lost in the moment.
330
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:15,367
Hey, Jovan, can I have your boba tea?
I already finished all my little balls.
331
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,331
What's all this, then?
332
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,125
Oh, I read about these guys
333
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:26,170
in a review of
National Lampoon's European Vacation.
334
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,672
They're not supposed
to ever even crack a smile.
335
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:31,133
Well, I betcha I can get
a reaction out of him.
336
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:44,188
No one can resist chuckling
at my silly little chicken-man dance.
337
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,442
Nothing, huh?
338
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,527
Well, what if I go for your gun?
339
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,322
Deported! Right before opening night.
340
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,157
This was a lifelong dream!
341
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,117
I'm sorry, no pets in the cabin.
342
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,660
I'm not actually a cat.
343
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,331
You see, until this afternoon,
I was fifth understudy for Rumpleteazer
344
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,249
and 16th for Grizabella in a...
345
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,211
Well, ain't this a mother .
346
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,632
Look what I found in my locker!
347
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,259
Look what I found in my locker!
348
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,054
At the gym. I go to a UFC gym.
349
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,185
Revenge.
350
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,771
Who could be doing this to us?
351
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,940
Maybe we could ask
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00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,817
him!
353
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,534
We'll be safe in the haunted woods!
354
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:44,039
Wait, are we really about to do
another chase sequence?
355
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,259
Ow!
356
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,015
Hey! Wolfie!
357
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:08,063
Yeah, I'm proficient
with gaucho weaponry.
358
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:12,025
Just one of the many facets
that makes me so complex.
359
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,445
It's a mask.
360
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:18,574
Then let's find out
who this phony phantom really is.
361
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,784
Jeff Fischer?
362
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:22,327
Surprised?
363
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,037
But... What?
364
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,455
Then who's this?
365
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,041
Old Man Bullock?
366
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,502
"Old man"? you!
367
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,129
What the hell is going on here?
368
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,047
Go ahead and tell 'em, Mr. Buttock.
369
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:36,300
Explanation time!
370
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,678
I, the spitting image of Henry Cavill,
371
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,222
was behind it all the whole time.
372
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:46,518
I planted clues to make Stan
think the Soul Snatcher was about.
373
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:50,063
I posed as Agent Wolfman
to keep tabs on Z.O.I.N.C.S.
374
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,900
and make sure
they didn't figure it all out.
375
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:58,363
Then, when I saw Stan's little phony
seance act the night of Halloween,
376
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:01,074
{\an8}I decided it was the perfect time
377
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:03,285
to don my Soul Snatcher costume
378
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,163
and really put the scare in everyone.
379
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,332
But why?
380
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,709
To keep people out of my crapper!
381
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:15,505
But when I saw how you all treated
poor Jeff, I sympathized.
382
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,760
So, I approached Jeff
with a proposition.
383
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,429
To take over the role of Agent Wolfman
384
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:27,017
and show you all he is capable
of defying your expectations.
385
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,853
Wow. That's convoluted.
386
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:32,147
How did you make it
so you didn't have a pulse?
387
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:33,815
Wim Hof method!
388
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,359
Well, my work here is done.
389
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:40,113
{\an8}So, I'm just going to go ahead
and walk deeper into the woods now.
390
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:48,372
{\an8}You know, maybe we have always
thought of you as just a stoner
391
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,540
{\an8}and a fish who says "bro,"
392
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,085
{\an8}but you two are full of surprises.
393
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:56,255
{\an8}Thanks.
394
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,424
{\an8}Now, let's go home and smoke some weed.
395
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,093
{\an8}Sounds good to me, bro.