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準備好了嗎?

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別偷看!

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好!

4
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- 你保證?
- 動作快一點好不好!

5
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好啦,睜開眼吧

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騎師、公主、書呆子和癮君子

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你們扮的是...《早餐俱樂部》?

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是《史酷比》,用點腦吧!

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史蒂夫,你用熱蠟除腳毛嗎?

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- 沒有
- 我有

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我本來想當薇瑪的

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我會扮的可不只「蠢蛋癮君子」

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是嗎?不是吧

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我可不這麼認為

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你天生就是夏奇的料,寶貝

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真的

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你還是發揮自己的長才吧,老兄

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對了,你是史酷比

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怎樣,因為我是你們的寵物嗎?

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搞屁啊!怎麼不叫羅傑扮?

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因為羅傑在倫敦

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在西區劇院重新上演的《貓》劇中
扮演羅普蘭蒂瑟

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實現他畢生的夢想

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對喔

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我們在家裡各司其職,而你們兩個

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是丑角

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好了,該去妲努塔的萬聖節派對了

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爸不是要載我們去嗎?

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對啊,爸到底在哪?

30
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他是不是還沒下班回家?

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爸?

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史坦?

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爸?

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史坦?

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坦?

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我是說

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史塔?

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沒接

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老天爺啊

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史坦在萬聖夜

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失蹤了!

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{\an8}(中央情報局)
(三英里)

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{\an8}你們老爸還是沒接

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{\an8}各位,看來我們有謎團要解了

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{\an8}搞什麼鬼,竟然把我們歸成這一類

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{\an8}我們才不是一對沒用的活寶

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{\an8}對!我們可不只這樣!

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{\an8}沒錯,我不是一隻只會說「老兄」的魚

49
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{\an8}我的性格複雜、層次分明
而且相互矛盾

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{\an8}我也是,你說的我也有!

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{\an8}我有訂《紐約客》週刊

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{\an8}我壁龕裡那疊《紐約客》雜誌
堆了半個天花板高

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{\an8}這幾天我打算開始讀了!
沒在跟你開玩笑!

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{\an8}我可是合格的助產士

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{\an8}這讓大家誤會我了嗎?

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{\an8}再說,我的上肢強而有力

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{\an8}好呀!繼續!...

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{\an8}後面這麼吵是在幹嘛?

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{\an8}這是我們身為獨特
且多面向的個人發出的聲音

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{\an8}- 對
- 我們到了

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{\an8}我不記得史坦的辦公室有這麼可怕

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{\an8}(中情局)

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{\an8}這裡整個荒廢了

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{\an8}大家離開時好像很匆忙

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{\an8}- 可能被怪獸嚇跑了
- 對

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{\an8}怪獸?太扯了吧

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{\an8}妳看看四周,范星

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{\an8}這根本就是史酷比才會發生的狀況

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{\an8}我們遲早會被狼人追著跑

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{\an8}背景還是60年代流行歌曲

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{\an8}《史酷比》裡的怪獸都是假的

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對,但那是電視節目

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這是真實人生

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怪獸

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(布洛克副局長)

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怪獸

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{\an8}(最後一滴?)
(泡壺新的,拜託!)

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{\an8}- 怪獸
- 怪獸

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{\an8}你們兩個有完沒完?沒有怪獸

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抱歉,我以為你們是

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怪獸

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就說吧

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{\an8}(中情局)

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好了,現在

85
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有人要喝氣泡水嗎?

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我要一瓶

87
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你們的裝扮很棒

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他們忽略我們多層次的個性

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要我們扮成夏奇和史酷比

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別聽他說的

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這裡發生了什麼事,我們老爸在哪...

92
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我跟夏奇一點都不像

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糟糕!

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(最高機密)
(抓怪特攻隊)

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這裡有你們要的答案

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一切的源頭始於一項超緊急危機

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當時我渾身酷似克里斯漢斯沃

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發現證據顯示

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(私用)

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有人用了我的私人高級廁所

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另一方面

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自覺與傑森摩莫亞很相似的我

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找來與我很親近的史坦史密斯

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(危急核武恐怖攻擊)

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來辦這件排泄物犯罪的案子

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你們能想像
他驚訝地告訴我驚人消息時

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我有多麼震驚!

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肇事者是超自然生物

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是古老的邪惡怪獸,被稱為...

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{\an8}(奪魂者)

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奪魂者!

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我的反應就像這樣

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我知道,要是不把這項威脅排除

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我就永遠無法再進到我的廁所

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因此我任命史坦主導這個
最高機密的新單位:抓怪特攻隊

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全名是

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(抓怪特攻隊)
(特別幹員)

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{\an8}跨維度超自然非理性生物單位

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基本上就是怪獸特勤組

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喔,懂

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不知道為什麼

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今晚稍早,奪魂者被放出來

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到處奪魂

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所以大家都跑了

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大樓也因此被噴白蟻藥

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所以史坦人呢?

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大概魂魄被奪走了

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換作我是妳
我就會趁還能逃跑的時候快溜

129
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門都沒有

130
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還是說,我們要開溜?

131
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不

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沒找到爸我們就不離開

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- 對吧?
- 對

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走吧,大夥,我們去調查

135
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我覺得你長得像矮胖子

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(史坦史密斯)

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有人找到線索嗎?

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只找到你爸又吃了塔可的證據

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他的辦公桌根本啥也沒有

140
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只有速食包裝袋和散裝子彈

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{\an8}這群可疑的人可能與此有關

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{\an8}傑夫,那是我們

143
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- 有了!
- 你找到什麼?

144
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我在eBay上競標到
超帥的《侏羅紀世界》小酒杯

145
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不如這樣吧?

146
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你還是跟傑夫去
找些點心之類的吧

147
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不要,我們要幫忙找史先生

148
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對,這不是鬧著玩的

149
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沒錯,但你們只會礙事而已

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你又知道,我們會讓你吃驚的

151
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是嗎?

152
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不是吧,我可不這麼認為

153
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我們還是分開吧

154
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就這樣了嗎?

155
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我跟納芙約會的話
妳會覺得怪怪的嗎?

156
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我是指分頭搜索大樓

157
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我知道!好吧

158
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走吧,夥計,我們去找吃的

159
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我其實蠻餓的

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現在我是要怎麼吃啊?

161
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我們會讓他們知道
我們可不是白痴

162
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不會「白吃」

163
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我們會找到史坦,解開...

164
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那個怪獸叫什麼來著?

165
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奪魂者!

166
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不對,第一個字是奇

167
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奪魂鋸查理

168
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我是來奪走你們的靈魂的!

169
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你剛剛說什麼?

170
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我是來奪走你們的靈魂的!

171
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可惡

172
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現在大樓裡不應該有人才對

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我們在噴藥,拜託一下好不好

174
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你為什麼說要奪走我們的靈魂?

175
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我是對著你身後石牆裡的白蟻說

176
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我就愛作弄牠們,不行嗎?

177
00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:08,779
那我們先離開了

178
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好,祝你們有個愉快的晚上

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現在,白蟻啊...

180
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送你們下地獄去!

181
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我好像沒來過中情局的這一區

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沒路了?

183
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一定有個秘密通道之類的

184
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- 跟你賭一百元,是上面那個蠟燭
- 為什麼?

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只有它有明顯的輪廓

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這是哪裡?

187
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抓怪特攻隊總部

188
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我們在追捕超自然怪獸過程中找到的

189
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邪惡手工藝品都在這裡,例如男鬼怪

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- 女鬼怪,還有...
- 狼人!

191
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那不是狼人!是阿狼探員

192
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他一身70年代裝扮和厚厚的鬢角

193
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謝謝,要氣泡水嗎?

194
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好,我要一瓶

195
00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,555
我們老爸怎麼了?

196
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可怕到我說不出口

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不,我永遠不說

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- 拜託你?
- 好吧

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{\an8}(我們不怕哪些鬼?)

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{\an8}史坦全心投入要抓到食屍鬼和小妖精

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但我卻發現,我們的主要目標

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{\an8}一點進展也沒有

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因此今晚稍早
史坦辦了一場降神會

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(降神會模式)

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為了召喚奪魂者並逮捕牠

206
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後來一切都走樣了

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- 完全走樣?
- 沒錯

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燈熄滅了,出現恐怖的吼叫聲

209
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然後我聽見史坦的靈魂
被那野獸吞噬的聲音

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他喊著:「噢不,我的靈魂!」

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「牠在吃我的靈魂!」之類的

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我真遺憾

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但至少我們在這裡不會遇到奪魂者...

214
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我的天啊!牠在那!

215
00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:02,643
快跑!

216
00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,478
我們沒有前進!

217
00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:06,272
那是你!我...

218
00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:08,608
有往前一點點!

219
00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:15,364
抱歉,我剛才拖過地

220
00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:18,409
史先生?

221
00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:19,535
(中情局氣象控制)

222
00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:20,661
史坦?

223
00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:23,080
奪魂者?

224
00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:25,875
奪魂鋸查理?

225
00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:29,587
到處都找不到史坦跟怪獸

226
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,839
我們已經找了四個地方

227
00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,966
說不定沒有怪獸

228
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,761
說不定怪獸只是

229
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,220
一個隱喻

230
00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,388
沒錯

231
00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:42,475
說不定怪獸指的是我們

232
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,352
或是社會

233
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,729
鏡中人

234
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,577
謝了

235
00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,169
你是怎麼回事,夥計?

236
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,004
是怪...

237
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,674
是怪咖?

238
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,425
我討厭怪咖!

239
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,970
抱歉,我要說的是...

240
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,598
我震驚到說不出話

241
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,686
失陪了

242
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:48,165
我是聽說過地板破裂
但沒聽說過地板整片掉落

243
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,501
你聽說過地板破裂?

244
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,006
奪魂者!你又遲到了!

245
00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:58,676
我要二百份韓德森案的影本,儘快!

246
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,637
我們要快遞27份到波士頓
32份到奧斯汀

247
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,931
63份給「冷石」史蒂夫奧斯汀

248
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,267
116份給波士頓樂團

249
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,310
- 快去工作!
- 快去工作!

250
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,284
他們怎麼有這麼多一樣的畫?

251
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:25,286
我們從世界超市批發來的

252
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,415
傑夫!把牠引到這來!我們設了陷阱!

253
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:46,557
是時候揭曉奪魂者的真面目了

254
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,392
不知道是誰

255
00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:51,103
他們還搞不清楚

256
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:52,730
- 我的天
- 等一下

257
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,357
你們既然比我們聰明得多

258
00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:58,402
不如在揭曉前告訴我們吧

259
00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,529
- 好,噴藥人
- 魏茲曼醫生

260
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:02,323
- 什麼?
- 我覺得是羅傑

261
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,449
但羅傑在倫敦

262
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,577
在西區劇院重新上演的《貓》劇中
扮演羅普蘭蒂瑟

263
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,370
實現他畢生的夢想

264
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,289
對喔

265
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,501
你們沒有人發現

266
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,712
先告訴布洛克有怪獸的人是史坦嗎?

267
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:21,550
大概是史坦用了布洛克的私人廁所

268
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:26,597
因為塔可會引發他的腸道激躁症

269
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:30,935
所以這個人可能就是...

270
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,064
阿狼探員?

271
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,440
跟我想的一樣

272
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,068
是史坦

273
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,110
他在妲努塔的派對

274
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,070
(你們這群笨蛋在哪?)

275
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:45,741
我們可能是跟他說派對上見?

276
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:49,620
有人注意到阿狼探員動也不動嗎?

277
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:53,082
天呀,這個棺木是密閉的嗎?

278
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,250
沒有脈博

279
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,585
我的天啊!我們殺了他!

280
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,756
我們是為了自衛,對吧?

281
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:03,217
他扮成怪獸!

282
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,052
那算犯罪嗎?

283
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:08,389
你們幹嘛騙他進密閉的石棺?

284
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,766
你們幹嘛阻止我們開棺?

285
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,769
喂,把牆推開!我要進去拖地!

286
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:18,607
- 我們該怎麼辦?
- 天呀,我們要坐牢了!

287
00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:19,567
不,等等!

288
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,735
我找到另一個秘密通道

289
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:25,698
只需要多敲這個石牆幾次

290
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,324
把它打穿

291
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:31,328
再劈它幾下!

292
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,872
把怪獸裝拿走!

293
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,374
也許大家會覺得是奪魂者殺了他

294
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,131
衝啊

295
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,425
- 這樣對嗎?
- 別鬧了,克勞司!

296
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,932
不知道你們這群笨蛋昨晚去哪了

297
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,809
但你們錯過了超讚的派對

298
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:57,062
我還提早下班去討糖吃

299
00:14:57,062 --> 00:15:00,357
讚啦!長條呆子糖好吃

300
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,192
我們殺了人!

301
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,237
是怎樣?算了,晚點再說
我要去上班了

302
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:08,324
我現在有超酷的秘密任務

303
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,034
最高機密,不能跟你們說

304
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,243
叫做抓怪特攻隊

305
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,412
極機密,我透露太多了

306
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,248
抓怪特攻隊如同《X檔案》,由我主導

307
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:19,084
重申一次,我什麼也不能說

308
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,045
真的有鬼,我先閃了

309
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,004
(抓怪特攻隊)

310
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,839
{\an8}(問我在抓怪特攻隊做什麼)

311
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,426
- 搞什麼鬼,傑夫?
- 對不起!

312
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:30,387
我只是覺得殺了人讓我有點

313
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,931
過意不去

314
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,432
我們都在同一條船上

315
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:37,019
所以要信任彼此會守口如瓶

316
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:41,774
堅若磐石的人舉手?

317
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,366
{\an8}(石頭族樂園)
(維他命)

318
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,203
{\an8}只剩一點點

319
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,225
我看見他了,克勞司,我發誓

320
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,727
看到阿狼探員的鬼魂

321
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:22,272
拜託什麼也別說
不然大家會覺得我瘋了

322
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,108
我挺你,老兄

323
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:27,152
你和我一起經歷了很多事

324
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,779
我們要緊緊相依

325
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,699
傑夫的問題大了

326
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,535
- 可能得殺了他
- 各位!

327
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,328
嗨!

328
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,163
看看剛才在信箱收到什麼

329
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:41,166
(我知道今年秋天你們對我下手)

330
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,544
這不可能,他死了!

331
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:46,797
不管是不是阿狼探員寫的

332
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,590
真的有人知道我們幹的好事

333
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:51,301
而且衝著我們來了

334
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,012
羅傑也寄了這個來

335
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,265
羅傑在倫敦?

336
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,183
他在做什麼我忘了?

337
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,980
(《貓》)
(鉅片!)

338
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,024
排練得很好,各位

339
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,026
那個抓痕看起來怎麼樣,奧斯曼?

340
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,610
我下手重了點

341
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,113
真抱歉,當下有點控制不住

342
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:15,367
喬凡,我可以喝你的波霸奶茶嗎?
我的珍珠都喝完了

343
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,706
這裡是怎麼回事?

344
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,125
我在《國家嘲諷的歐洲假期》

345
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:26,170
讀過有關他們的評論

346
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,672
他們笑也不能笑

347
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:31,133
我肯定能把他弄出點反應

348
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:44,188
我的愚蠢小雞舞能逗笑任何人

349
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,442
還不笑?

350
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,527
不如,我拿走你的槍?

351
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,322
驅逐出境!明天就是開演之夜

352
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,157
我一輩子的夢想啊!

353
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,117
不好意思,機艙裡不能帶寵物

354
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,660
我其實不是貓

355
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,331
在下午之前
我是羅普蘭蒂瑟的第五位後補演員

356
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,249
也是葛麗茲貝拉的第十六順位後補...

357
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,211
真是有夠扯

358
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,632
你們看我在置物櫃找到什麼!

359
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:12,549
(「抱」復)

360
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,259
看我在置物櫃找到什麼!

361
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,054
我在終極格鬥冠軍賽健身房的置物櫃

362
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,932
{\an8}(可能是鬼)
(掛斷,接聽)

363
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,185
我要報復

364
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,896
誰會這樣對我們?

365
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,940
我們也許可以

366
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,817
問他!

367
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,534
我們去鬧鬼森林裡比較安全!

368
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:44,039
等等,當真要再來一場追逐?

369
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,015
嘿!狼人!

370
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:08,063
沒錯,我是牧人武器高手

371
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:12,025
這只是我的複雜面向之一

372
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,445
是面具

373
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:18,574
來看看這個假鬼是誰

374
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,784
傑夫費雪?

375
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:22,327
驚訝嗎?

376
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,037
但...什麼?

377
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,455
那這是誰?

378
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,041
老傢伙布洛克?

379
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,502
「老傢伙」?搞屁啊!

380
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,129
這到底怎麼回事?

381
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,047
跟他們說吧,老布先生

382
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:36,300
讓我來解釋!

383
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,678
跟亨利卡維爾長得很像的我本人

384
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,222
是這一切的幕後推手

385
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:45,309
我埋了一些線索讓史坦覺得有奪魂者

386
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:46,476
(奪魂者來了)

387
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:50,063
再扮成阿狼探員
掌握抓怪特攻隊的進度

388
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,900
確保他們沒看穿這一切

389
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:58,363
後來我看到史坦在萬聖夜辦的假降神會

390
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,990
{\an8}我想時候到了

391
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,074
{\an8}(抓怪特攻隊)

392
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:03,285
所以扮成奪魂者

393
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,163
把大家嚇個半死

394
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:08,332
為什麼要這樣?

395
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,709
讓大家遠離我的廁所!

396
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:15,505
但看到你們這樣對待可憐的傑夫
我深感同情

397
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,884
所以我向傑夫提議

398
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,177
(未知號碼)
(來後院)

399
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,429
讓他扮成阿狼探員

400
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:27,017
讓你們看看
他有能耐顛覆你們的想像

401
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,853
這真是迂迴曲折

402
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:32,147
但你怎麼會沒有脈博?

403
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:33,815
溫霍夫呼吸法!

404
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,359
我的任務告一段落了

405
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:40,113
{\an8}我要繼續往森林的深處走

406
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:48,372
{\an8}我們或許一直把你們當成

407
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,540
{\an8}癮君子和一隻會說「老兄」的魚

408
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,085
{\an8}但你們真是充滿驚奇

409
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:55,963
{\an8}謝了

410
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:59,424
{\an8}我們回家吸點大麻吧

411
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,093
{\an8}聽起來不錯,老兄

412
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,177
{\an8}字幕翻譯: 蔡佳璇